Many Impossible Things
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Joined 08-03-11, id: 3127585, Profile Updated: 03-22-14
Author has written 11 stories for Twilight, Rookie Blue, Secret Life of Bees, Boondock Saints, Thor, Once Upon a Time, Avengers, Misc. Movies, Band of Brothers, and Hobbit.

Well, suilad mellyn!

So, I'm not sure what one puts on these things. I'm a total nerd, read far too much, watch too many movies, and hate unhappy endings. They affect my mood for days. I'm a history major so when I'm not writing papers, I'm usually writing stories. My muse is akin to lightning: it never strikes the same place twice. Generally, when I've written something for one book, movie, etc that's it.

My name comes from a quote that never fails to get me writing from Lewis Carrol's "Alice in Wonderland"

"Alice laughed: 'There's no use trying,' she said; 'one can't believe impossible things'
'I daresay you haven't had much practice,' said the Queen. 'When I was younger, I always did it for half an hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.'"

Disclaimer Time

Given that I will probably forget a lot of the time on individual stories, here's my disclaimer: I own absolutely nothing in the stories I write aside from the creations of characters and situations purely from my own imagination. No monetary gain, implication of ownership, nor insult to any real persons characters may be based on is being made.

Story Notes

I always feel guilty when I explain an absence of updates with an update that doesn't have anything but an author's note. So, for anyone wondering,

Follow On: So, I succumbed to 'The Hobbit' fever and am now neck-deep in Middle Earth to my great pleasure.The response has been amazing. I'm always open for any thoughts someone wants to send my way about it. :) Here I sit, two months after I last updated, feeling guilty. As it happens, planning a wedding takes a lot more planning than I intended. Tomorrow, I get to be a bride, after that a honeymoon, and THEN back to writing. My muse is getting lonely; she's just been shut out by flowers and cake and dresses lately...

Love, Patches: I was uber-excited when I started this one, and then college and about ten thousand other story ideas popped into my head. I'm going to keep it up here because I know I'll get back to it, I'm just not sure when.

Hannad a na lû e-govaned vîn. :)

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Fallen Angel, Rising Phoenix by Kepouros reviews
There's something about you: you're bruised and bloodied and violated, but your spirit still shines through your eyes. It strikes me that you just might bounce back from this. The recovery of a rape victim Barney Ross finds in Nepal, and takes stateside with him. How will they fit? Can she even be healed? Convincing, I promise. Rated M, you've been warned. COMPLETE!
Expendables - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 116,694 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Barney Ross - Complete
Rescue Me by Sarahkw reviews
Zoe Hart is lost and Wade Kinsella needs saving. Can they rescue each other? [ON HIATUS (writers block stinks)]
Hart of Dixie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 179,657 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Zoe H., Wade K.
Imrahil's Daughters by Lialathuveril reviews
A chance encounter in a linen cupboard in the Houses of Healing has unforeseen consequences as Éomer of Rohan finds himself caught between two very different women. However, things are not quite as they seem: a tale of love, deception and bees.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,697 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
Beyond Contention by Speakfire reviews
Alice Evans and her sons have plans for the future, but landowner Glen Hollander has some plans of his own. Ben Wade's been laying low since escaping from Yuma Prison, but things are afoot that make him consider coming out of hiding. **NOW COMPLETE**
3:10 to Yuma, 2007 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 122,848 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Nightmares of the Beast by Riley Mourne reviews
He felt horrible for the girl; to have the beast blood in and of itself was more than a burden. But to be stuck in your wolf form...he didn't even want to think about it. F!Dragonborn x Farkas
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,987 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Farkas - Complete
Yule by Wizards-Pupil reviews
"Hermione, would you do me a huge favor?" I asked, talking before I even thought it through, you'll see I do that quite a lot. I took a breath and put every bit of my Gryffindor courage into my next statement. "Would you go to the Yule ball with me?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 130,093 - Reviews: 996 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
I Must Not Cause Trouble by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Someone once told me that laughter was the way to true love. It wasn't until a midnight meeting with George Fabian Weasley that I started to realize just how right they were. Starts half way through OOTP. Now complete!. GW/HG pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 80 - Words: 222,657 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
On the Wings of the Storm by Lialathuveril reviews
The year before the Ring War, Princess Lothiriel of Dol Amroth is sent to Rohan by her father to seek shelter from the storm brewing in Mordor. There she meets Éomer, Third Marshal of the Riddermark. Unfortunately they do not hit it off...at first
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 128,080 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
From Ashes Reborn by Gaslight reviews
NOW COMPLETE! Troy's been sacked. Andromache & Paris have fled, but what does Fate have in store for them, and what do they discover about themselves along the way? Andromache x Eudorus primarily, Paris x Helen.
Troy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 127,156 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Andromache, Eudorus - Complete
Yours to command by Lialathuveril reviews
Éomer of Rohan has come to Gondor to find a suitable queen: beautiful, elegant, regal and always courteous and polite... Instead he encounters an unusual young princess and a danger that threatens his very life.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 128,753 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
Of Falcons and Mûmakil by Lialathuveril reviews
Éomer and Lothiriel: They first met on a moonlit night in Minas Tirith but their romance was not off to a smooth start, on the contrary. Will they make it despite Éowyn's well intended meddling and Lothiriel's annoying elder brother?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 114,218 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
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Love, Patches reviews
Joe Toye has always been her best friend-always. As the Second World War breaks out and she finds herself stuck, it appears that life doesn't care. (A twist on the woman winds up with Easy plot line...)-Temporary hiatus-
Band of Brothers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,754 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Joe Toye
Follow On reviews
"He'd only just gotten her home two years prior. She needed to relax, to settle, and definitely not bring back memories of hanging upon every glorious word of the wizard's tales and not think of adventures! At least, Bilbo sincerely hoped that was what she needed, because if it wasn't he had no idea what he was doing..."
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 55 - Words: 179,734 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Fili
Stuck With Me reviews
"Tears of the Sun" -After the world goes crazy over night, an American teacher finds herself running for her and her student's lives. Her life will never be the same after finding their salvation with Lt. Waters' SEAL team. M for swearing and violence.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,310 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Complete
Earning Their Stripes reviews
When even Saints need some help, one bystander finds herself needing them right back... (Rated M for a McManus vocabulary and a tad bit more.)
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,720 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Connor M. - Complete
Storybrooke Ending reviews
With a ten-year-old and a white wolf to guide her, Emma decides to make sure the queen has destroyed her last two hearts. My ending to Ep. 7 and beyond...
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,408 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Emma S., The Huntsman/Sherif Graham - Complete
Dance Partner reviews
Captain Steve Rogers never got his date and dance before he was lost for 70 years...
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Girl Talk reviews
When men are stupid, a girl's best bet is to talk to a friend. Pepper Potts is Agent Natasha Romanoff's friend.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Bridging the Gap reviews
One-Shot "ending"-Despite all the effort and waiting, the space between them needed to be bridged.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,035 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Jane F., Thor - Complete
Ache reviews
Some general drabbles about Lily and Zach. They, along with every other character in this book, fascinate me.
Secret Life of Bees - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Complete
You'll Be In My Heart reviews
Claire's mom doesn't take Quil imprinting on her daughter quite...well. Claire finds herself back around Forks fifteen years later, looking for her roots and finds someone along with them.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,038 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
Save Me reviews
Episode 2x07 one-shot. What if Andy had called Sam when Nixon attacked her? What if Luke wasn't the one who got to save her? T for some angry swearing
Rookie Blue - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/15/2011 - A. McNally, S. Swarek - Complete