Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.
OK, i'm really new to this, so be nice ;)
I've been writing random story's for about 3 years. i'm now 18 and a total book worm. i love, love, love anything to do with the Harry Potter series! i'm a complete geek for them. and i have a small... OK, huge, thing for Draco Malfoy. but don't judge me! i read a fanfic about him a while ago and now i'm completely hooked, it is their fault!
Anyway, i mostly like paranormal, and urban fantasy books. i'm an amateur artist and a master pastry chief... OK, amateur on that too. but i can hope for the future though, can't I? I am obsessed with music. it's a major part of getting into the zone and clearing distractions. for both my painting and writing.
personality wise, i'm a somewhat sarcastic, somewhat funny, somewhat perverted, tomboy. but only to people i know, otherwise i'm that quite girl in the back, who always has a book in her face.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.
Join the dark side. We have cookies!
I'm not always a dork- sometimes I'm asleep
I'm not insensitive, I just don't care
The only reason I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over.
A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught.
Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives.
Taste the rainbow - Eat CRAYONS!
Taste the Rainbow- EAT SKITTLES
There are three types of people: those who can count, and those who can't.
History lesson: the dinosaurs didn't go extinct,Barneycame and they all committed suicide.
I ran with scissors - and lived!
Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun!
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself: where the heck is my ceiling?
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself: I'm too old for glow in the dark stickers
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing.
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.
I see regular people! Run for your lives!
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
A secret admirier is only a stalker with stationary.
If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!
If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.
You say physco like it's a bad thing...
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.
Cute but psycho - things even out.
If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em.
Hell issued a restraining order on me...oh the fun to be had!
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me.
What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.
If you're color blind, eating sweets must be a completely different experience. "Come on starbursts, give me red!... LEMON, DAMNIT!"
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Love your enemies. It pisses them off.
The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...
Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
I intend to live forever...so far so good
Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again
Embrace the inner rebel - don't sit up straight
Sure I have super powers! I just don't wanna show you
You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you
I am not weird... just plotting
I don't obsess! I think intensely!
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.
Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried to slam a revolving door
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.
Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried.
Shit happens. But mostly to me, so don't worry.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and she got away.
Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in heck would you keep looking for it if you already found it?
Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
A person who smiles in crisis has found someone to blame.
7/5 of all people do not understand fractions.
It's not MY fault I never learned to accept responsibility!
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Don't worry too much about what people think, because they seldom do.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.
Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back.
Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.
What goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over.
Any system that depends on human reliability is unreliable.
If time is on your side, what's on the other?
How is it that "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
Those of you who think you know everything are very annoying to those of us who actually do.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take the chance?
LADIES don't start fights, we FINISH them.
If a man speaks in a forest, and no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong?
Do you remember whenPlutowas a planet? Yeah, those were the days...
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me, either.
Just leave me the heck alone!
they say that guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and
'there are few problems that cannot be solved using a large amount of explosives.'
'I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away'
'whoever said "nothing was impossible" never tried slamming into a revolving door...'
'one day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject'
'parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to
'you know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor...'
'you're just jealous because the voices only talk to me'
'stupidity killed the cat, curiosity just got blamed'
'You know what! Earth sucks. I'm going home!'
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.