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Joined 08-04-11, id: 3129978, Profile Updated: 01-31-12
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

Yet Another Update:

Hullo Everyone. This is Elle. I'm so sorry that I forgot all about Fanfiction. The reason I'm here instead of Aria...is because...she's...dead. She committed suicide once she moved away. I'm so sorry that you will not be able to read the endings of her stories. We-Aria and I-had a friend who made a Fanfiction account. Her name is KT, and her Fanfiction is SlytherinBitchOnFire and her Twitter name is @DaSnakeOnFire. Thank you for your time.


UPDATE: MY PENNAME IS NOW AriaTheCraZFerret! I also have a Twitter! (@Aria_Malfoy) Just wanted you guys to know!


Hi, I'm Arianna Ariadnee Malfoy. I named myself after my personal fave character from my fic, Draco Discovers (Potter Puppet Pals). In case you actually care, Arianna Ariadnee Athena Andromeda Acontae Aurora Ariel Amalthea Aaliyah Weasley-Malfoy (Yes, I realize that's a long name!) has the most meaningful name in my fic. The reason I gave her the names Ariadnee and Athena (and I know its spelled wrong) is because Ariadne and Athena had a whole lot of hate, and Ginny and Draco did, too. So its basically, two things that shouldn't be together are and there's nothing anyone can do about it.

Oh, and when I'm not obsessing over Harry Potter, I'm reading Percy Jackson/The Lost Hero/The Kane Chronicles, Maximum Ride, Gallagher Girls, or 39 Clues and I'm on Fanfiction.

here's the link to my ever-so-boring Quizilla account which I hardly ever update, due to my Fanfiction obsession:

(Oh, btw, is it just me, or are Trip and Jayne one of the funniest authors you've ever read?

*warning! a freaking lot of bad language if you take my advice and read Trip and Jayne's many fics!*)

Here are the links for my songfic, Beautiful: Yet Another Drinny Songfic:

Ginny's Dress:

Ginny's Hair:

Luna's Dress:

Luna's Hair:

Hermione's Dress:

Hermione's Hair:

If this doesn't work, I will PM you the links.


About Me:

Name: Arianna Fiorenze. Online, I am Arianna Ariadnee Athena Andromeda Acontae Aurora Ariel Amalthea Aaliyah Weasley-Malfoy, but, PLEASE, call me Aria Dee or Sushi. (Long story.) I might have reviewed on your story, because I am also none of ur business, Sushi K. and, of course, Arianna Ariadnee Malfoy.

Age: 12, I'm going to go to 8th grade in a week. (Thank you so much, Elle! Like I needed to be reminded...)

Hair Color: Black, but turns auburn in sun.

Eye Color: Violet with Black flecks.

My Best Friend: Her name is Elle, and I am bugging her to use her own computer and make a damn Fanfiction account already.

My Relationship Status: Dating Draco Malfoy, though he doesn't know it yet. ("Yes, Drakey. I'm typing about you. *snog* 5 minutes later.) Aah, fantasy.

What I'm Wearing: Black Draco tee, ripped black denim shorts, my favorite charm bracelet and my black and purple glasses.

What I'm Listening To: See You Go, by 30H!3. I also listen to Paramore, Evanescence, Avril Lavigne, P!nk, the Veronicas, The Fray and The Maine. (Yes, I'm very into emo-pop, punk-rock, alternative rock and euro-pop.)

What I've Written: Draco Discovers Potter Puppet Pals, Beautiful : Yet Another Drinny Songfic and The Slytherin Sex God and his Redhaired Weaslette. Oh, and there's also Don't Tell Me: Yet Another Drinny Songfic, which thepinkunicorn is betaing right now.

My Favorite Characters: Nymphadora Tonks-Lupin is my all time fave character in Harry Potter, and following her, are Ginny Weasley, Draco Malfoy (The award for the freaking sexiest man alive goes to TOM FELTON!), Fred Weasley (R.I.P.), and if I had to choose a favorite canon character (I am strictly FANON), it would be... Victoire Weasley, or maybe Rose, if she falls for Scorpius.

My Favorite Colors: Black, Dark Emerald and Dark Violet.

My Hogwarts House: I got tested on a bunch of different websites and they mostly said I am a Slytherin, with Ravenclaw tendencies.

My Blood Status: While I am a Slytherin, I am a Muggleborn. ;D (And my character, Arianna Dee Malfoy, in most of my stories is a Ravenclaw, but she is the Pureblood daughter of Draco and Ginny Malfoy.)

Here's a link to the D/G Forum, which I am a part of: http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/rowangreenleafs_DG_Forum/54059/

And if I think of any other things, I will update instantly. And you guys are free to PM me with ideas!


Guess what I found in the mail yesterday!!!!! Tee hee...

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Headmaster: Albus Dumbledore
(Order of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sorc., Chf. Warlock,
Supreme Mugwump, International Confd. of Wizards)

Dear Ms. Malfoy,

We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment. Term begins on September 1. We await your owl by no later than July 31.

Yours sincerely,

Minerva McGonagall, Deputy Headmistress


My fave ships:

-Ginny/Draco (So cute together!)

-Harry/Hermione

-Ron/Cho ('Cause they will both despise Harry if the above will come true. ;D)

-Ron/Luna (I believe in Nargles and the Chudley Cannons will win... eventually!!!!!! TEE HEE!)

-Tonks/Remus (I hope they're in a better place now... *sob*)

-Rose/Scorpius (I don't like they're parents together like they are in the epilogue, but this is like next gen Ginny/Draco, with their parents on better terms!)

-Hermione/Severus (I know sometimes the age difference is weird to some people, but to me, it's so F*CKING adorable!)

-Teddy Lupin/Victoire Weasley

-Charlie/Tonks (I'm not sure anyone knows about this... if you do, either PM me or review saying you do. It's a request, not an order.)

-Cedric/Harry (I know it's slash, but doesn't Harry scream Cedric's name in the middle of the night? ;D)

-Remus/Sirus (I know, I know! I said I love Remus/Tonks, and I do live by it, but... why else would Remus be so damn thrilled about Sirius escaping Azkaban? ;D)

-Harry/Any male (Can't you people see him gay?)

-Zia/Carter (Even though I haven't read The Throne of Fire yet... can anyone PM the summary/parts of the story?)

-Sadie/Anubis (I like Sadie, and Anubis is HOT!)

-Percabeth (I really like Annabeth, and underwater kisses mean something...)

-Thalia/Nico (My two favorite emo/goth people together. Dating. YAY!)

-Ian/Amy (Just like Draco/Ginny, no?)

Ships I despise

-Ginny/Harry (she's too good for him!!)

-Ron/Hermione (can we say typical, redundant, and JUST NOT MEANT TO BE!?!?!)

-Snape/James (Need I say more?)

-Sadie/Carter (Can I say incest!?!)

-Rachel/Percy Jackson, not Weasley (I just like Annabeth better...)

-Peeta/Katniss (I LOVE THE BREAD BOY!!!)


COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!

I AM THE GIRL

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers/any judgmental person wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, freak and/or a total nerd either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight or Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her (yet it would be nice) and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Pixel Alice, ME LOVEY JAZZY, Gandalf the Grey-Edelwiess, DoYouReallySeeMe, Potter's Angels, CelticHeiressFiona, The Love Dragon, I-am-a-slash-addict, Arianna Ariadnee Malfoy


95 teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber above the skyscraper about to jump. 4 would yell "Do a backflip!". If you're the one person who would push him off, copy and paste this on your profile.

there is no I in TEAM but there is a ME in AWESOME

I hide my heartfelt concern for others with sarcasm and indifference.

When Remus J. Lupin rules the world all problems will be solved with chocolate. (No freaking DUH!)

When Sirius O. Black rules the world, all problems will be solved with sex. (Is it not true?)

When James Potter rules the world, all problems will be solved either by pranks or Lily Evans. (*laugh my arse off*)

When Peter Pettigrew rules the world, pigs will sprout wings, and all problems will be solved by Lord Voldemort. :(

Hermione can't draw. Lupin can't sing. But, damn, Tom Felton can RAP! (Thank you, YouTube! Peoples, you seriously need to check out Feltbeats!!!))


MY MEGA SUPER INCREDIBLY SEXY GUYS LIST!

(This is just in a random order, except for Draco and Fang. And, yes, I have a thing for the dead.))

Draco Malfoy

Fang

Oliver Wood

Anubis

Nico DiAngelo

Zachary Goode

Fred Weasley

Charlie Beckendorf (R.I.P.)

Ian Kabra

Scorpius Malfoy

Severus Snape


I learned Parseltongue for my foreign language course.

I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.

I will not scream lumos at the light switch... again.

I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss. (I could never discredit Tonks, Remus or Snape that way!)

I will not bring a fortune cookie/magic 8 ball to divination class (for extra credit).

I will not jump up in the middle of an Order or DA meeting and yell "Voldemort, run!"

If you are so obsessed with Harry Potter that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your friends are considering torturing you to stop you talking about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I love you, Draco!)

DON'T GO HATING SLYTHERINS!

SEVERUS SNAPE IS GOOD! I STAND BY MY GREASY POTIONS MASTER! POST THIS IN YOUR PROFILE AND SPREAD THE TRUTH! (he really isn't all that greasy...)

"perhaps this explains my strong attraction to Malfoy: he's the carbon copy of Severus Snape.

Don't look at me like that.

As far as I'm concerned, the Hogwarts Potions Master is a brooding, misunderstood artist, for potions making is indeed an art.

I can't stand people hating on Snape. He is a genius. He is brilliant, insightful, with his own brand of deliciously dark humor, and furthermore he is hot, and his hair's not that greasy, anyway."

(Thank you, Rowan-Greenleaf. People, you need check out her story, Il Dragone! And everything else she's written!)

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you think that Fanfiction absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this to your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Perfection is a waste of time.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, TohruROX2221, Slytherin Queen 1.03, SailorGirl3, Arianna Ariadnee Malfoy

If fanfiction is to you what myspace is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile.

I love Potter Puppet Pals!

You know something sad? I know more about Harry Potter than Greek Mythology, and I love Greek Mythology.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?

In 2004, David Bowie thought he was being stalked by someone dressed as a giant pink rabbit. Bowie noticed the fan at several concerts, but he became alarmed when he got on a plane and the bunny was on board

The state of Maryland has no natural lakes

Tom Hanks is a descendant of Abraham Lincoln

The murmur of a crowd in a film is recreated by having several people say "walla, walla, walla, walla"

Two former Marlboro Men have died of lung cancer

A series of random non-alphabet characters used to denote swearing (#$%&?) is known as a "grawlix"

1% of the American population is in jail

The U.S. government spent $277,000 to research pickles in 1993

(Yes, I AM really that weird.)


Quotes:

-"Now, you two- Behave yourselves. If I get one word that you've blown up a toilet or-"

"Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet."

"Great idea though, thanks, Mum." :Fred and George. SS. (RIP Fred Weasley... :`(

"Do you remember me telling you we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter?"

"Yes," Harry said stiffly.

"Yes, sir."

"There's no need to call me sir, Professor." :Harry. HBP.

"Both Rowling and Meyer, they're speaking directly to young people. … The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can't write worth a darn. She's not very good."-Stephen King. No, I'm not kidding!

"Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend."-Stephen King. Again.

"There's nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and open a vein." ~ Walter Wellesley "Red" Smith

"If I don't know/like you, GET THE F*CK AWAY FROM ME! If I like you, please leave me alone. If you are Arianna, move or I'll hit you. Hey, can I come over tonight?"


Back to random stuff:

If you think that the portrayal of Harry and Ginny's relationship in the sixth movie was a complete and utter mess, copy and paste this on to your profile. (or that the relationship was the biggest mistake imaginable)

If you like to pretend that Fred Weasley, Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks, Severus Snape and Sirius Black never died, copy and paste this on to your profile. (DON'T CALL ME NYMPHADORA!)

If you are annoyed that Snape's 'It's over' line is in the trailer and not the movie! copy and paste this on to your profile.

Welcome to the Mental Hotline for Obsessed Pokemon Disease patients. (My brother needs this!) Please press 1 if you believe Pokemon are real and we will set you up with a psychologist. Please press 2 if you have seen a real Pokemon and we will contact Area 51 and a doctor. If you are completely and totally obsessed with Pokemon, we will get Pikachu and translate for us. If you are delusional and obsessed, you will hear a Piplup whisper which number to press. Thank you and have a nice day!

Why is Cinderella a fairy tale? Any idiot can lose a shoe!

If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

'I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away'

'you're just jealous because the voices only talk to me'

If Joe Jonas (or any Jonas Brother) dies
90 of girls will die too,
5 would scream,
if you’re one of the 5
who will throw a big party
in celebration of his death,
copy and paste this on your profile

95% of people would go nuts if Edward Cullen jumped off a building.
4 would yell JUMP.
If you are the 1 that would push him, copy this and paste it and put it on your profile

If you think High School Musical is evil,and brainwashes little kids,copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.

If you have stared at your computer for a complete hour copying and pasting copy and paste its into your profile copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you dare to say the Dark Lord's name, copy and paste this into your profile. (VOLDEMORT!!! Sorry, I promised I wouldn't do that anymore...)

If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY CHEERIOS.

Continue the High School Musical Sucks Train! Add your name! Stephanie Pascal, x Rajah x, sundrynotes, theheartyearns, Hopeless-EO-Shipper, Phish Tacko, Slytherin Queen 1.30, SailorGirl3, Arianna Ariadnee Malfoy

~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE!

Continue the I Love Draco Malfoy Train! Add your name! (Cuz mine looks lonely!) Arianna Ariadnee Malfoy

Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

You do realize that if you've read this far, you've given me brief control of your mind. You shall never be the same. Mwaha!

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

/l、
(゚、 。 7
l、 ~ヽ
じしf,)ノ

Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination.

()()
(0.0)
( _ )

Paste the bunny on your profile and join the dark side!

You say BABY BLUE
I say EMERALD
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say EVANESENCE

You say HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
I say ON THE ROUGH (I love you Tom Felton!!!)

You say RAP
I say ALTERNATIVE
You say I'm WEIRD
I say YES I AM!

ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (But that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

A Korean kitchen knife: Keep out of children (this is either a minor translation mistake or Koreans have more issues than we originally thought)

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

Dumbledore has an army, so does Snape, it consists of me, myself and I.

If you would cause a could-be world apocalypse just to see Justin Bieber dead, copy this into your profile!

When life gives you Edward Cullen, smile evilly and go to your stash of weapons.

When life gives you Edward Cullen, throw him back and demand someone cooler (like your ex-boyfriend, perhaps?)

Only the preps don't like Lady Gaga.

A fail so epic, it's almost a win.

Justin Bieber...epic fail.

Twilight: such a fail...

my friends...awesomer than penguins...and penguins...they're awesome...

Do I dazzle you? no, you make me want to barf.

I'm sarcastic, what's your superpower?

Dear Justin Bieber, please stop singing, it makes my ears bleed.

Dora is only teaching kids to be stupid, I mean, c'mon, any normal kid could see the giant mountain that is RIGHT. THERE. BEHIND THEM!!!!

We get it. You're the map. Why don't you say it again in case we didn't hear you?!?!?!?!

If you have developed a new Bohemian-Witch sense of style (dressing in dark colors and wearing thrift store clothes or fingerless gloves), paste this into your profile.

If you have attempted to Defy Gravity, succeeded, and nobody in the entire world can bring you down, paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions when you probably should be doing something else, like homework, copy this onto your profile

There is always one more bug.

Smile...tomorrow will be worse.

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this in your profile.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons. To them you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

I love Halloween. It’s the one day you can get away with making little kids cry.

Life is like a pack of chewing-gum; I've yet to figure out why.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends. But I love them.

If you hate it when new-comers barge in, declare themselves supreme rulers of your fandom, and begin trying to define what's cool and what isn't, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think fanfiction contributes to society and people ought to get placed in Guiness books for it, copy and paste this to your profile

If your definition of happiness is jumping up and down your bed (and then laughing your head off when you fall and bump your head), copy and paste this to our profile

I'm like time... I can't be stopped.

Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a Q-tip again!

If you can’t stand the heat, don’t tickle the dragon.

WHO IS YOUR ROLE MODEL??

Try it without looking at answers

1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9

2) Multiply by 3 then

3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator...)

4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number….

5) Add the digits together

Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL
is from the list below :

1. Einstein

2. Nelson Mandela

5. Bill Gates

6. Gandhi

7. Brad Pitt

8. Hitler

9. Arianna Ariadnee Malfoy

10. Barack Obama

I know...I just have that effect on people...one day you too can be like me... :) Believe it!

PS. Stop picking different numbers. I AM YOUR IDOL, JUST DEAL WITH IT!!

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. So why am I still in jail?

Help I've fallen and i can’t...hey nice carpet!

Whoever said nothings impossible never tried to nail jell-o to a tree!

"If you can't laugh at yourself make fun of other people".

"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile. (Have ever? They talk to me every day! X3)

Bow down, bow down, bow down to the power of Santa, or be crushed, be crushed by his jolly boots of doom!

15 percent of every high school population is considered "Popular". 20 percent is desperate to become a part of the popular 15 percent. 20 percent couldn't care less. 15 percent realize that popularity doesn't matter. 10 are too busy worrying about their grades to care. 5 percent are goth, 5 percent can speak another language fluently, and 5 percent are too stupid to realize that no one likes them. If you are a part of the 5 percent who think the 'unpopular' 85 percent should rebel against the popular 15 percent, copy this into your profile

"They hurt her..."

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

WAYS TO ANNOY ANY TWILIGHT FAN (...Now I'm kinda a bit of a Twilight fan...)

1. Steal their copy of Twilight and replace it with one of your Harry Potter books in a Twilight dust jacket. (Pleasant suprise)

2. Tell them that Edward is a "hand-me-down" because the Twilight movies got him after the Harry Potter movies were finished with him. (I know!)

3. List other "hand-me-downs" from the books, like the last names of Black and Clearwater... (Vampires, shape-shifters... you get the picture. When I was reading Twilight, I just kept thinking of what they took from HP.)

4. State that you think Edward would be hotter if he had a lightning scar on his forehead. (Never!)

5. "Accidentally" call Edward, Sanguini. (you remember him, book 6, big party...anyone? ANYONE????

6. Explain in detail how any wizard can possess all the gifts (seeing the future, reading minds, etc.), that a vampire would only have one of. (... Wizards are pretty awesome)

7. Whenever they mention Jacob Black, innocently ask if they meant Stubby Boardman.

8. Say that Bella and Filch would make a cute couple. (I've always thought that... well, Bella from the movies, yeah)

9. Flinch whenever they say "Edward" and tell them to say "You-Know-Who."

10. Whenever they describe the vampires of the Twilight series (sparkly skin, no fangs, etc.), contradict them, and tell them what "real" vampires, out of Harry Potter, are like.

11. Explain how Twilight werewolves are really Animagi, and ask whether they've registered with the Ministry.

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My name is sarah I am but three. My eyes are swollen, I cannot see. I must be stupid. I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm sradishing to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I sradish to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.

^^^CHILD ABUSE: MAKE IT STOP!!^^^

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Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus?

Cuz I do.

The Hogwarts Motto is (by english translation) A Sleeping Dragon Must Never be Tickled

3 guys walk into a bar, preferably the Hog's Head.

Seamus says "I have got the smallest arm in the world"

Ron says, "I have the smallest head in the world"

Harry says, "I have got the smallest dick in the world"

The 3 guys go to the Guinness World Records

Seamus comes back and says "I really do have the smallest arm in the world"

Ron comes back and says "Amazing, I do have the smallest head in the world"

Harry comes back angry " Who the F*CK is JUSTIN BIEBER?????"


I love my music!

Lady GaGa told me to be proud of who I am

Ke$ha told me glitter and partying is everything

Bruno Mars taught me you can make millions about a song about lying on a couch

Taylor Swift taught me to whine creatively about a heartbreak

Avril Lavigne told me to smile, and cuss while doing it,

but the most important thing is...

Rebecca Black taught me the days of the week!!

Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Taio Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name. Eminem looked around and said I'm Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Whip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and stopped LMFAO from Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just a Dream.


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They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you just stood there and yelled BANG! then I don't think you'd be able to kill very many people.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"

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The next time you're in Walmart, hide in a clothes rack and when someone is looking through the clothes come out and say "WELCOME TO HOGWARTS" :)

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A black man went into a restaurant and the white man at the till said "Colored people aren't allowed here." The black man said.

"When I was born I was black,

when I'm hot I'm black,

when I'm cold I'm black,

when I'm sick I'm black,

and when I die I'll be black. But...

When you were born you was pink,

when you are hot you are red,

when you are cold you are blue,

when you are sick you are green,

and when you die you'll be purple.

And you're calling me colored?

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GO TEAM DRACO!!! (He IS MINE, Elle! Deal with it!!)

Things Rick Riordan Taught Me:

Even cat goddesses like growling at birds.

Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones.

The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese.

Children of rival gods can fall in love.

No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels.

Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream.

Eating fruit bats is bad for your health.

Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated.

The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy.

Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess.

Jackal headed gods can be attractive.

Math teachers really are evil.

Set's secret name is Evil Day. (Use this to your advantage...)

It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena.

Elvis was a magician. No, really.

Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed.

Hieroglyphics are fun to read.

A god of toilet paper can actualy be really cool.

Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.

If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you.

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Only the foolish try to impart wisdom, trying to look wise-

If at first you don’t succeed, don’t go sky diving.

If you see someone who is on the ground, hurt and bleeding, don’t go up and ask “Are you Ok?” OF COURSE THEY ARE NOT OK! What you should be doing is calling an ambulance. CALL NOT TEXT!

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together. - Adam Savage [Mythbusters]

"Potter, show respect for your former Professors," said McGonagall. "While he did have the minor drawback of You-Know-Who possessing him and that fake stutter, Professor Quirrell did have a decent understanding of his materials. Professor Lockhart...okay, Potter, you win on that one." Passage from a Harry Potter fanfic. Try to guess which one!

Read 50 Things Sirius Black IS NOT Allowed To Do and look at this webpage with 150 Things I am Not Allowed to Do At Hogwarts:

Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is.

Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his 'feminine side'.

Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.

Professor Moody … the best 'teaching' Hogwarts has seen in a while.

Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her.

Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as 'Professor', 'Headmaster' or 'Sir', not 'Dude', 'My Liege' or 'Tim the Enchanter'.

Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.

Draco Malfoy … disagrees.

Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.

Ron Weasley … is very afraid.

Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.

Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.

Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it's against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.

George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.

Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.

James Potter … doesn't believe her.

Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about 'his time of the month'.

Sirius Black … killed by drapery.

Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences.

Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane.

Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.

Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as 'Luscious Mouthful'.

Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence"


"Try Not To Cry"

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

So, Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry and remember how blessed they truly are,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"


Boys are like slinkies; practically useless, and yet it is SO amusing to watch them fall down the stairs!!

Boys are like trees - they take 50yrs to grow up.

Excuse me. Have you seen my mind? I think I've lost it...

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to. – Anon.

'When life hand you lemons, squirt them in people's eyes!'

"Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do insult them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes." – Anon.

"Friends are God’s apology for relatives.” – Anon.

Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it.
A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps themselves.

Wouldn't it be fun to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? ~ Anon.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. ~ Anon.

Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will hand you a Kleenex and ask you “Who do I have to kill?”
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend convinces you not to jump off the cliff. A best friend hugs you "Goodbye, I'll miss you. Can I have your I-pod?"

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way

He: Why do you wear a Bra if you've got nothing to fill it in?
She: You wear pants, don't you?

He: Is this seat empty?
She: Yes, and so is mine if you sit down.

He: Can I invite you a drink?
She: I'd rather you gave me the money.

He: Can I have this song?
She: All yours.

He: Your body is like a temple.
She: Sorry, no services today.

He: Where were you all my life?
She: Hiding from you.

He: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
She: Nothing. I can't laugh and talk at the same time.

You say Twilight
I say Harry Potter
You say vampires
I say wizards
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
you say Team Edward
I say Team Malfoy
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say "is Cedric Diggory"
You say Robert Pattion is hot
I say Tom Felton is HOTTER
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I think that's Draco and Ginny
You say Edward
I'll say sissy

This is a true story:

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of shit!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)

A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!

One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”

He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died

You have 13 minutes

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Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

If you think that anyone with a profile this long HAS to be a good, creative, cool writer, copy this into your profile and spread the love of everything awesome!

-If you're not too fond of little children, then copy this onto your profile. (Except little babies... they're sooooooooo cute!)

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste this into your profile. (But I would appreciate more than one!)

Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Friend's will always be like '' well you deserve better'' but best friends will be prank calling him saying '' you will die in seven days''

"Being normal is for freaks."- unknown

"We're going to throw tomatoes at the president! Tomatoes, and chairs, and chair-y tomatoes!"- unknown

"Exile. I'm in exile. They've banished me from the lunch table."- unknown

An essay is an attempt to explain something that could have been said in two sentences

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask myself random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone’s liver?')

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

"They have sent us to this dungeon, more commonly known as school."-unknown

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then let everyone else wonder how you did it." -unknown

"You laugh at me now, but you won't be laughing at me when I crawl out from under your bed tonight."

"Penguins!! They steal your sanity one brain cell at a time!!"

"What girls don't seem to know: If a guy acts like he hates you, chances are he likes you. What guys don't seem to know: If a girl acts like she hates you, chances are she hates you."

"Go ahead and talk about me behind my back, but I have advice for you. Click your heels together and say: 'I NEED A LIFE!'"

On December 24th, 2006 at 8:00 in the morning, a 14-year-old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his e-mails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into his Yahoo e-mail account. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't send a chain letter about a little girl who kills you in your sleep with no natural cause of death. This is the e-mail she read: My name is Ofelia Heras. I'm 16 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately. You have 900 seconds to repost this onto your profile or I will visit you tonight.

What a Boyfriend Should Do

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignore's you
Give her your attention

When she pull's away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she re-post this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her-
because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking, Sweet??"

If you post this in the next five minutes the one you love will :

Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same gender as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile

When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.
When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.
When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.
When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.
When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.
When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.
When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.
When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.
When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.
When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.
Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.
If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the heck is drinking my dang soda!!"

(Regrettably, I take ZERO credit for this. I stumbled upon it and wanted to re-post, so courtesy of this Tumblr, this is the Harry Potter books according to different characters. RIOTOUSLY funny.)


Harry Potter According To:

Sirius Black

1. Sirius Black and the prison fun.
2. Sirius Black and the prison fun.
3. Sirius Black and the reunited with my werewolf boyfriend.
4. Sirius Black and the playtime fun with my werewolf boyfriend.
5. Sirius Black and the who is this girl (MY COUSIN!) hitting on my werewolf boyfriend I should kill her but I die. have fun with my werewolf boyfriend you bitch.
6. Sirius Black and the I am dead.

Neville Longbottom

1. Neville and Being Badass.
2. Neville and Being Badass.
3. Neville and Being Badass.
4. Neville and Being Badass.
5. Neville and Being Badass.
6. Neville and Being Badass
7. Neville and Being EXTREMELY Badass.

Filch

1. Filch and the Year Hogwarts Started to go to Hell.
2. Filch and MY CAT IS PETRIFIED!
3. Filch and Nothing Significant.
4. Filch and I Hate Cleaning Up After Other Schools.
5. Filch and I Love Umbridge.
6. Filch and Umbridge Isn’t Here Anymore.
7. Filch and Half the Castle’s Destroyed, I Might As Well Quit.

Severus Snape

1. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by Quirrel .
2. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by a book.
3. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by a f*cking dog.
4. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by the former rat.
5. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by Umbridge.
6. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by the other death eaters.
7. Severus Snape and the year I died trying to keep that little kid safe.

Hedwig

1. Hedwig and F*ck Yes Harry Potter Owns Me.
2. Hedwig and I’m a F*cking Owl.
3. Hedwig and I’m Still an Owl.
4. Hedwig and HERMIONE’S NOT AN OWL.
5. Hedwig and Life Is Pretty Great As An Owl.
6. Hedwig and That Pigwidgeon Is Really Starting To Annoy The Piss Out Of Me.
7. Hedwig and SH*T D*MN F*CK IT C*CKS*CK*R I’M DEAD.

Ron Weasley

1. Ron Weasley and the F*cking Three Headed Dog.
2. Ron Weasley and the Possessed Sister.
3. Ron Weasley and the Rat That Isn’t A Rat.
4. Ron Weasley and the Green Monster of Jealousy.
5. Ron Weasley and the Year of Quidditch.
6. Ron Weasley and the Girl Drama.
7. Ron Weasley and the Wooing of Hermione Granger.

Hermione Granger

1. Hermione Granger and the Levi-OH-sa.
2. Hermione Granger and the turning into a cat then getting petrified.
3. Hermione Granger and the art of overachieving.
4. Hermione Granger and the fact that boys suddenly love her.
5. Hermione Granger and bickering with Ron.
6. Hermione Granger and the Bitch named Lavender Brown.
7. Hermione Granger and the reluctant falling for Ron Weasley.

Cedric Diggory

1. Cedric and That Time He Found Something.
2. Cedric and That Time He Found Something.
3. Cedric and That Time He Found Something.
4. Cedric and That Time He Died.

Dumbledore

1. Dumbledore and the Oh Sh*t He’s at Hogwarts Now.
2. Dumbledore and the Oh Sh*t Tom Riddle’s at it Again.
3. Dumbledore and the I Am Totally Allowing Two Teenagers To Save A Convicted Murderer Even Though I Don’t Know For Sure He’s Innocent.
4. Dumbledore and the DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAH?
5. Dumbledore and the Harry’s Angsty, Time to Leave Him Alone.
6. Dumbledore and the I’ll Have Secret Lessons with Harry While I Wait for My Cursed Hand to Kill Me.
7. Dumbledore and the Wait, You Guys Aren’t Supposed to Know About My Past.

Voldemort

1. Lord Voldemort and that time I picked the wrong head to chill on.
2. Lord Voldemort and that time he killed my snake.
3. Lord Voldemort and the time I was not around.
4. Lord Voldemort and that time I killed some spare.
5. Lord Voldemort and the time I hung out in the Ministry.
6. Lord Voldemort and that time that I wasn’t there but Snape Killed Dumbledore.
7. Lord Voldemort and the time he and his friends kicked my ass.

Fred and George

1. Fred and George and the time we confused our Mum.
2. Fred and George and the time we flew a car.
3. Fred and George and the time we gave Harry the Marauder’s Map.
4. Fred and George and the time we got given 1,000 galleons.
5. Fred and George and the time we owned Umbridge.
6. Fred and George and the time we opened a joke shop.
7. Fred and George and the time one of us lost an ear and the other died.

Lucius Malfoy

1. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
2. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
3. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
4. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
5. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
6. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
7. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.

ME

1. Harry Potter and the year I became addicted.
2. Harry Potter and the year I discover wizard classism.
3. Harry Potter and the year I fell in love with his parents & their friends.
4. Harry Potter and the year Voldemort came back.
5. Harry Potter and the year I realize the ministry blows.
6. Harry Potter and the year I discover why nobody could just f*cking kill Voldemort and be done with it.
7. Harry Potter and the year when sh*t got real.

Clever, right??


Common stereotypes;

Copy and paste this onto your profile (bold the ones that apply to you)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash, have a truck, and listen to country music
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm (Part) IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST work at a customer service call center
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect and like to bike
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support human rights, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm an overweight vegeterian, so I defy ALL stereotypes.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE ALOT, so I MUST be an outcast
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.I’m Jewish, so I always win at hide and go seek
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm a ginger (50% ginger), so I must have no soul
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.I support animal rights, so I must be soft
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Don't you just despise stereotypes?


Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters:

1. Nymphadora Tonks-Lupin

2. Ginny Weasley

3. Luna Lovegood

4. Draco Malfoy

5. Severus Snape

6. Hermione Granger

7. Fred Weasley

8. Lily Evans

9. Narcissa Malfoy

10. Lord Voldemort

11. George Weasley

12. Sirius Black

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

(Hermione Granger/George Weasley) Yes, I have.

02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

(Draco Malfoy) Oh. F*CKING. Yeah!

03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

(Sirius Black/Lily Evans) Well, that could definitly happen... IF JAMES DIDN'T EXIST.

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

(Narcissa Malfoy) Not really if she's the main character...

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

(Ginny Weasley/Hermione Granger) I tend to skip anything femme!slash.

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

(Severus Snape/Narcissa Malfoy or Severus Snape/Lord Voldemort) Uh, Snape/Cissy!

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

(Fred Weasley walking in on Ginny Weasley/Sirius Black shagging) He'd go all "Majorly Big Brother-ish" and try to stop it.

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

(Luna Lovegood/Lord Voldemort) Here goes:

She was an orphaned lunatic. He was a power-crazed orphaned lunatic. Against each other, they fight, but someone's pulling the strings, and Luna's falling hard for Tom Riddle.

09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

(Nymphadora Tonks-Lupin/Lily Evans) They're 13 years apart!

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

(Fred Weasley/Sirius Black) This totally contradicts question 7...

11) What kind of plot would you have for Four to de-flower One?

(Draco Malfoy/Nymphadora Tonks-Lupin) This is some major incest, but they renounce their families, run away together, he rapes his cousin, we're all happy.

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

(Fred Weasley) I don't know, but I surely hope not.

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

(Luna Lovegood) Yeah, with Neville and Ron.

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

(George Weasley) I really don't think so, but you are all free to check and contradict me!

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

(Ginny Weasley/Draco Malfoy/Severus Snape) Umm, no, but that gives me new writing ideas...

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

(Lord Voldemort) He's never had sex in J.K. Rowling's world... but maybe, "Don't stop or I'll kill you! Like a Mudblood!"

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

(Lily Evans) I don't know, I've never written anything about Lily..

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

(Nymphadora Tonks-Lupin/Hermione Granger/Sirius Black) M, for language, sexual acts and implications. (It is Sirius...)

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

(Lord Voldemort/Ginny Weasley) "I don't need to give you another diary, for you to show me what you want to do tonight." or "Let me go grab my Basilisk to enter your chamber of secrets..." I don't really think it'd work though...

20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

(Severus Snape) 10 minutes ago, right before I started this damned quiz!

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?

(Hermione Granger) In my world, long black hair and older men.

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

(George Weasley/Narcissa Malfoy) Uh, HELL NO! Drunk, maybe, if it was all of Hogsmeade's firewhisky and nearly every drink at the Three Broomsticks. Sober, I really hope not.

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

(Luna Lovegood/Fred Weasley) Um, Luna.

24.)"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Write a warning. Name one person who should write it.

(Nymphador Tonks-Lupin and Narcissa Malfoy) are in a happy relationship, until (Narcissa Malfoy) runs off with (Draco Malfoy). (Nymphadora Tonks-Lupin) has a one-night stand with (George Weasley) and a brief unhappy relationship with (Sirius Black) then follows the advice of (Severus Snape) and finds true love with (Luna Lovegood).
Would anyone read this?
Um, maybe, Affairs and Incest. Warning: Rated M for incest, sex, language and femme!slash.

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

(Fred Weasley/Lily Evans) Well, Harry would be Ginny's step brother or something, so they could of never gotten married, Ron would be Harry's half brother or something, so they'd argue a heluva lot more. Oh, and my personal reaction: AHHHHH!



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A Change in Plans by DreamWeaver44 reviews
How would Harry's life change if he grew up with the Cullen's instead of the Dursley's?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,353 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 1,248 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Harry P., Edward
Forbidden Choice by JKBrimera reviews
What happens when the Ministry implements a new law stating that all witches and wizards over the age of fourteen must be matched? Apparently, plenty more drama than the students of Hogwarts have ever seen before. Rated T for mild swearing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,995 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
How I met your mother Malfoy style :D by alwaysgreattimes reviews
Malfoy tells his kids Scorpius and Rose how he met their mother ... DM/HG ;
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,306 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
But I Just Wanted Pink Haired Babies! by DracoGinny5ever reviews
Borderline Crack!fic in which Voldemort's true reasons for trying to kill Harry are finally revealed. Draco/Ginny, COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,328 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
50 Things Sirius Black Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Remus tapes a list of things that Sirius Is Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts onto their door.RLSB SLASH!TENTH AND LAST ONESHOT POSTED!Number 49/50:Tell Dumbledore that his beard is erotic...and then attempt to stroke it seductively.Read and review!COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,419 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Brilliant Book of Pick Up Lines by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Draco wants Harry. Harry thinks Draco isn't convincing enough. And so the book of pick up lines comes out. "Apart from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?” "Reject you.” HPDM SLASH. Read and Reviewwww!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
50 Things James Potter Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Lily writes a list of things that James is forbidden to do. 4 Sing 'I'm Too Sexy' whilst wearing a bright pink tutu and ballet shoes. 5 Sing 'I'm Too Sexy' whilst attempting to grope McGonagall. FOURTH ONESHOT POSTED :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,060 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 7/19/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Black Ghost's Book by paddy lover1417 reviews
While cleaning out the Sirius Black's childhood home, Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny stumble upon a mysterious book revealing the year of trauma and adventure that lead to Regulus A. Black's betrayal of Lord Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,626 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Regulus B. - Complete
Those Startling Grey Eyes by thepinkunicorn reviews
It started out as a kiss.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,576 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Absolution, Beware by E. Edwin reviews
Cunning. Capable. Cynical. Severus Snape is content to bide his time as Hogwarts' Headmaster until his skills are needed. Then a bushy-haired girl challenges everything he thought he knew. Ignores most of DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,565 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Regelen by rowan-greenleaf reviews
In which Dumbledore's incessant meddling pays off, as Harry Potter finally gets a break and Draco Malfoy gets screwed; sort of...D/G fic, winner of multiple awards in The DG Forum Fic Exchange - Spring 2010.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,189 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Please Type Your Answer on the Blank Provided by c.a.username15 reviews
Max, Fang, and the rest of the Flock fill out a personality profile questionnaire. A bit Max/Fang, Iggy/Ella in later chapters.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,374 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 6/9/2011
Hermione & Severus: I Will Always Return by Sev'sgirl17 reviews
I WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU SEQUEL! Please review! Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters; they belong to JK Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,696 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Missing, But Never Gone by 0ShatteredPenance0 reviews
AU! Zach and Cammie have known each other since childhood. They were happily married until she disappears. Seven years later, and Zach still hasn't given up hope.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,498 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Zach G., Cammie M. - Complete
Dear Headmaster Dumbledore, by FlyingAboveTheClouds reviews
Dumbledore gets many letters each day. Letters from students, staff, ministry people, parents, and others. Here are some of the more... interesting letters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 52 - Words: 10,718 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Albus D.
The Last Will and Testament of Fred Weasley by Rainremember reviews
Life was never the same again for the Weasleys, as a dearly loved member was suddenly taken away in the war. But when George uncovered a stack of parchments left behind by his twin, things might just be a little better.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,734 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
How It Should Be by emilyjasmine reviews
After a rendez-vous with a certain someone after the final battle Hermione becomes pregnant. It is now eight years after and she is dating someone new but she is back at Hogwarts to teach. Will old love bloom again? HG/VK, eventually HG/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 33,978 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Of Pranks and Nargles by linksofmemories reviews
fanfic100 challenge for Fred/Luna. Fruna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 101 - Words: 132,591 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Fred W., Luna L. - Complete
Lessons in Love by crz4greece reviews
Hermione slowly touched her lips with his, letting her professor experience his first kiss. He was unpracticed and unsure of himself, awkwardly not touching her, afraid of her shying away from him. He then broke from the kiss hastily, "Get. Out."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 75 - Words: 332,277 - Reviews: 1867 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Kind of Like Shakespeare by Victoria Kathleen Wright reviews
I found myself as aloof, seclusive. Little did I know it was precisely this quality that would make me one of the greatest targets of fate... After all, it's very nearly tearing me apart. Adrenaline Junkie: Full Story
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,032 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Flirting in a Train Compartment by pen7sword reviews
Rose is in her sixth year and needs help from her cousin, Lily, to get a boyfriend. Along the way, Lily falls in love with a boy who is known to break girls hearts- but who she is sure is different- Scorpius Malfoy. Follows both girls' stories. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 65,385 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Lily Luna P., Rose W. - Complete
Me, Weasely and That Ruddy Masquerade by serenaaa98 reviews
So, I was having the time of my life with the girl of my dreams...and guess who she turns out to be! The girl of my nightmares. SM/RoseW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,163 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Congratulations by Victoria Kathleen Wright reviews
Well, it's been four years since the war ended. Draco's at college, perfectly happy to laze around. Ginny's trying to start up her business before her mom forces her to marry. What will happen when Draco's told he needs to get a job, or else? ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Seventeen by XiXi Scarlett reviews
When Severus Snape finds a time turner on the floor of the Potions classroom, what happens, when there's a mistake and he turns seventeen? And what happens when a bushy haired know-it-all catches his eye? AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,908 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
JK's World Collision With Reality by Joelene Malfoy reviews
The movie world and the Harry Potter world colide together by a potions accident. Hermione, Harry and Draco meet their counterparts in the movie world. What will happen? R&R please
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,097 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Someone Like You by burningaugust reviews
Oneshot/Songfic: Severus reacts to the news of Lily getting married and reminisces on the past.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
Black Velvet Walks The Line by VirginaBlueBelle reviews
She sang to him, He sang to her...see what happened after. I suggest you read Black Velvet and then The Line before this one
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Severus & Hermione: I Will Never Leave You by Sev'sgirl17 reviews
Severus and Hermione develop a close relationship through a series of events. Please review! Sorry I couldn't come up with a better summary. I apologize again for all the reposts! Disclaimer: I do not own anything! All characters belong to J.K.Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,495 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
I Think We're Going Back by 13dramaqueen13 reviews
I told Hugo not to touch it, but did he listen? Now we're stuck here for who knows how long! The Triwizard Tournament, Yule Ball drama, and meeting Scorpius' teenage father was NOT how I wanted to spend my summer break!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,631 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Rose W., Albus S. P. - Complete
The Line by VirginaBlueBelle reviews
Four years later finds Severus and Hermione in the pub again. What's in store for them this time around?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Wingman by Aerileigh reviews
There is a time in the life of every young bachelor in which he becomes, ah, conscious of a decided lack of feminine company. Enter the wingman, that best friend who goes to great lengths to ensure that the bachelor ends up with EXACTLY the right girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,749 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Snape vs The Wine by DontMindMe9 reviews
Snape has one to many at Christmas
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Severus S.
Black Velvet by VirginaBlueBelle reviews
Hermione loses a bet to Ginny and has to sing at a pub in London. But what happens when her ex-lover Severus Snape shows up? One shot. AU & possibly OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Permission by spwarkle reviews
Scorpius asks Rose's father a very important question, the answer to which determines the future of his and Rose's relationship; and their lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Pictures That Are Worth A Thousand Tears by mellamaet reviews
"Alright." She said instead as she stood up, then pulled the boy off the couch, who swiftly threw a couple of papers into the fire, as they left the room and headed down the great hall, their arms linked as friends should be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Never Again by VirginaBlueBelle reviews
Hermione reveals to Severus that he's a father eleven years after she gave birth. What happens when Severus and her husband find out? One Shot, AU & possibly OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Notes on Life with a Slytherin by Aerileigh reviews
A collection of drabbles and one-shots exploring the utter aggravation, periodic insanity, and the occasional total depravity of life with a Slytherin - and along the way, why it can be completely worth it. All Draco/Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,773 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Honeymoon by Sharkeygirl reviews
While on vacation, Severus' daughter spots something unusual on his arm. Can Hermione convince Severus that Rose will still love him even after she finds out the truth behind the mark?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Seducing Snape by OpenYourHeart2Me reviews
Hermione and Snape want each other. But will he admit it, or will Hermione have to go to extraordinary lengths to seduce Snape?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,665 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Forever by pen7sword reviews
Beginning with the night everything changed for Remus and Tonks. The night he changed his mind. The night after Dumbledore died. A collection of drabbles featuring the two of them. Better understood if you've read the books. COMPLETE! Read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,454 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks
Just 30 Days by ProperT OfSeverus reviews
Forget the beginning of the Marriage Law- everyone writes about that. What about the End? When the Ministry declares it's no longer needed? When ALL marriages performed during that time are now VOID? In 30 days they can be reinstated, but will anyone?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 101,259 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Truth or Dare by thepinkunicorn reviews
Draco walks into the Prefect's bathroom to find a sleeping Lioness as perfect prey. When she wakes up, they decide to play Truth or Dare. When it turns out Ginny is a bit more feisty than Draco had originally thought, things veer of his planned course. What happens when Ginny dares Draco to kiss her? Sequel is up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Spin the Bottle by thepinkunicorn reviews
Sequel to Truth or Dare. After Ginny has rejected Draco, she decides to host a game of Spin the Bottle. After watching her kiss a lot of guys, Draco becomes extremely jealous and decides to do something about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Destiny, Heroism, and a Very Tiny Kitten by Aerileigh reviews
The Fates destined Draco Malfoy to be a hero, but he doesn't have a heroic bone in his otherwise perfect body. But between a petulant Valkyrie, a cuddly ball of fur, and one misplaced Ginny Weasley, there is yet hope in this vainglorious world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,318 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Dear Mrs Sadistic by Fantony reviews
Stuck in his portrait at Hogwarts, Severus Snape decides to write a complaint letter to our dear JK Rowling, to express his discontent about his character and to pour his heart out...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
Harry and the new Disney Movie by pikachumomma reviews
He decided that Dumbledore needed to watch the new disney movie, Mwahahahaha. HP/LV pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Into The Past by Holz9364 reviews
Hermione Granger is flung 20 years into the past and sorted into Slytherin where she falls in love with her 17 year old Potions Master... Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 126,814 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/24/2009 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Daringly Devising Divinationness by Tape Monkey reviews
The Marauders don't want to do their Divination homework. What happens when a certain Remus Lupin suggests they make it up? Chaos ensues, that's what! Oneshot. Genre is Western because I'm cool like that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Marauders - Complete
A Solitary Yellow Rose by LoquaciousLupin reviews
Remus and Tonks One Shot. A bit of fluff - Remus' heart, mind, body and soul team up to push him towards a new beginning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
look at them now by SpiritedWind reviews
You were Bellatrix Black...but now you're Bellatrix Lestrange, the Dark Lord's most beloved servant. The best of the best. So look at them now, those who hated you and scorned you. Because now, you're in charge. -Freeverse-Bellatrix-centric-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Nothing is As It Seems At First by TheQuillIsMighterThanThePen reviews
"What ,do you want to lupin explain how I saw you snoging the life of another girl , not only a girl but someone the same age as me , ha ha didn't you say you were too old to date me , but no you sure aren't old to snog a 22 year old Mallory
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2011 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Taylor Swift Harry Potter Combined by livybean123 reviews
My version of Taylor Swift songs mixed with Harry Potter! Please Read and Review. Oh, and take my poll please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2011
JK Rowling REVEALED by marycaten
What happens when J.K. Rowling, otherwise known as Jessica Keri Donoghue the squib, is sentenced by the Wizengamot for writing Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone? I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING. Not complete. First story so don't hate!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Harry P., Kingsley S.
passion was a war ever since by lowi reviews
Written for The Dialogue Competition at the HPFC-forum. All dialogue between Dominique and Scorpius: "'Okay, then, I guess you don't want to speak about it.' 'I would like to speak about it, but not with you, saphead.'"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Dominique W., Scorpius M. - Complete
How to Love by Lucky Th13rteen reviews
When Harry and Ginny break up after the war, Ginny feels no hope or promise for her future. She is lost without any experience in love. Until she piques the interest of Draco Malfoy...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,831 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Tail of Hermione by DarkChevron reviews
Hermione is the victim of a very hillarious prank and stuggles to deal with it, all to the amusement of the other students. One in particular. Cat TF sorta... gotta love catgirls XD. Ron/Hermione with Draco/Hermione too later on. Quite suggestive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,516 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
You are not allowed by rickmanfan1978 reviews
They are at a ball and Snape is drunk
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Back to Love by LacytheRomanWerewolf reviews
A take on Remus and Tonks's relationship with a tiny twist that might change things. RT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,758 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
The 423rd Quidditch World Cup by SometimeSelkie reviews
or Neville Wishes for the Patience of Angels. Draco has four tickets to the Australia/Morocco match in Greece. For reasons beyond a non-Malfoy's comprehension, his guests are his ex-girlfriend and the girl he wants to replace her with.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,337 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Of Best Friends and Marriage Laws by writerdragonfly reviews
Draco Malfoy, his best friend Ginny, and an announcement in the Daily Prophet. A DG twist on the MLC, written for the DG Forum Fic Exchange, Winter 2010.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
What Should Have Been by Lucky Th13rteen reviews
"After all this time?" "Always," said Snape. **Severus/Lily set in their Hogwarts years.** Partner story to "What Can Now Be"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,497 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
What Could Have Been by mellamaet reviews
Ginny sighed as she looked at her reflection at the mirror and a sad but beautiful bride stared back at her, warm brown eyes shining with tears that had yet to fall. She had always imagined her wedding day to be a joyous event, not something like this…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
The Moment Lily Knew by Alpha's Opinianated Law reviews
We all know that Lily Evans hated James Potter. So when did she realize she loved him? One-shot. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Sorry, Sir by slimygrimy reviews
Parvati confronts Snape during a detention. Set during Deathly Hallows. For The Dialogue Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Severus S., Parvati P. - Complete
Why you gotta be so mean? by FuTuRe-AniMaToR reviews
What does Voldemort encounter when he's sitting alone...in a bar. One-Shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Grown Up, She Just Turned 16 by musicISaNECESSITY reviews
Yes, the title is the first line of a Boys Like Girls song, I needed a title. Anyways, Ginny's only 16 living in the middle of a war, but her world is about to change even more when she finds out she's pregnant
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,222 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Lessons And Love by ForTheLoveOfFanFiction reviews
Luna Lovegood has been best friends with Fred and George Weasley for four years, but both she and George feel more than friendship for each other. As they begin their fifth year at Hogwarts, will they finally admit their true feelings?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,669 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - George W., Luna L.
Pyromania by sheriff stilinski reviews
He hasn't smiled this much in a very long time. RoseScorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Hers, My and Our First Kiss by Shhayy-j11 reviews
Lily decides to tell her bf bout her first kiss. Poor James is not entirely keen on listening. See how James reacts as he struggles not to wring a poor passerby's neck in the process! First One-fic, quite random on my part
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Death Eaters Drinking Game Not A Good Idea by serenaaa98 reviews
Voldy convinces the Death Eaters to play a drinking game...Lucius Malfoy disapproves...this is going to be trouble. CRACK FIC! Very mild coarse language sorry! I'm a bit paranoid!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Voldemort, Lucius M.
Stormy Gray Clouds and Rain by mellamaet reviews
Then he lowered his face towards hers, kissing her soundly on the lips. When he pulled away, he smiled down at her and whispered "Still hate the rain, Weasley?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Fire and Ice by BeautifulPhoenix reviews
When the Malfoy fortune collapses, Draco Malfoy must compromise both his pride and his artistic talent in an effort to make a living. This puts him at the mercy of a well-to-do Ginny Weasley. Oneshot. Rated T for safety; content fairly innocuous.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,096 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Someone Like You by ThatClutzsarahh reviews
Sometimes it lasts, our love, but this time it seems to only hurt instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Eleanora, Guinevere, and the Dragon by Aerileigh reviews
Once upon a time, a red-haired princess fell in love with a devilishly handsome dragon. Years later, he's running the family estate...and she's drawing up divorce papers. Luckily, though, someone is very determined to hear the words "happily ever after."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,882 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Cockroach by thepinkunicorn reviews
Dramione. A twist on the "You foul, loathsome, evil, little cockroach!" scene in the movie.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Luna Lovegood and Her Many Hats by Chirista reviews
Luna's got a fair amount of hats showing which side she was clearly on during a game of Quidditch. What has Malfoy got to say about it? AU/non-canon. Luna/Draco. Possible one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Luna L., Draco M. - Complete
Snape and Hermione on a broomstick by rickmanfan1978 reviews
Hermione receives flying lessons from our Potions Master
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Weasley the Wordsmith by PotentialTempest reviews
Ginny woos Draco with her attempts at poetry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Photograph by GreekEMTSlytherinSpriteFairy reviews
Teddy notices a photograph and asks Harry why they left him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Teddy L. - Complete
Star Light, Star Bright by thepinkunicorn reviews
Everyone is hanging out at the Burrow for the summer, and one night George heads outside to find Hermione watching the stars. He's been crushing on her for a while, but will he finally admit his feelings to the brunette? Fluffly one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
All's Fair by AmeliaBaggins reviews
After waking up from a nightmare, Ginny heads to the Quidditch Pitch to relax, only to have Draco Malfoy come into the scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Drarry's Love by thepinkunicorn reviews
Draco is ZAPed by Pansy, and ends up looking, with the horror to see he has gotten Harry. When he asks Harry out, he starts to develop some new feelings for the Golden Child. Will Harry reciprocate? Will Draco figure out what it is he is feeling? ON HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Those Who Wait by Radical.2 reviews
By midnight tonight, I'll be engaged. You see, I've got Plan A and Plan B, so that if the first goes bust, I'll always have the second to rely on. And the second one is much less preferable- to him, anyway. Or maybe he'll just ask me... no, probably not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Gallimaufry by Tape Monkey reviews
Well. I don't want to give away too much of the plot... but it's about what would happen if the Greek and Egyptian gods have a child together. Oops, was that too much? Well, I didn't tell you that. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE STORY IS ABOUT!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,600 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Leo V., Carter K.
Roll the Dice by Victoria Kathleen Wright reviews
Samos, Greece...Usually a great vacation spot. But for Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, and Cornelius Fudge, it signifies karma... Kill and die.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,081 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Ginny W., Draco M.
All in Good Taste by Boogum reviews
According to Draco, Ginny Weasley was a hopeless case when it came to fashion. According to Ginny, Draco Malfoy was a man just waiting to come out of the closet. So why was he touching her so intimately, and why did she have the mad urge to kiss him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,208 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Voldemort and U No Poo by Dan1007 reviews
Voldemort finds Wormtail with a Honeydukes bag and some strange contents that include: Chocolate Wands, Chocolate Frogs, Suagar Quills, and of course, U-No-Poo.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Voldemort - Complete
Zenith by Romantic Silence reviews
As a fan walks out of the cinema, he realizes that it is all over. His dream of Harry and Hermione getting together is still nothing more than a dream. But an unexpected run-in with a stranger gives him hope that, maybe, he had been too quick to give up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Le cirque d'Amour by silverxxprincess reviews
"She has your hair," Draco said admiringly, gazing at the curly, wild mound of scarlet hair on the head of the child. At the sound of Draco's voice, the toddler opened her eyes slowly. Draco gasped. "And your eyes," Ginny said quietly, staring at Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,118 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Never Forget by I-am-a-slash-addict reviews
During the Tri-Wizard Tournament Cedric is sent back to 1918 where he meets Carlisle Cullen. 90 years later Harry and his family move to Forks after the war and find a vampire Edward Cullen who has no memory of his life as Cedric Diggory. Slash, mpreg
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,110 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 1,204 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Harry P., Edward
Mine by rickmanfan1978 reviews
Love story between Granger and Snape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,700 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Crossfire by VerelLupin
They met in the strangest way and became reluctant friends. The friendship turned to more but now they are caught in a crossfire of who they are and what they want. Not DH compliant! D/G some HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,834 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Correct Me If I'm Wrong by silverxxprincess reviews
Ginny takes a relaxing shower in the prefect's bathroom, only to be interrupted by a nosy Draco Malfoy. Written for hannah askance's D/G Fanart Thread Challenge!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
An Everlasting Tuesday by idreamofdraco reviews
What do you do with all the time in the world? Draco and Ginny are stuck in a loop of everlasting Tuesdays, in which they discover that there is such a thing as too much time on your hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,637 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - [Draco M., Ginny W.] - Complete
Around The Bend by HPtwilightfanatic reviews
"She didn't break up with me." "Sure she didn't. Why don't you call her back and tell her that?" In which Ginny instructs Draco what a good, proper boyfriend should do, with a lot of fun and tension ensuing between our favorite pair!One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Kiss the Girl by GreekEMTSlytherinSpriteFairy reviews
Severus has to decide whether its worth the risk. Sev/Mione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A little Rash Behavior by inkandquill90 reviews
Seamus and Hermione. Gotta love the pair of them together. Irish temper and Hermione's rationality.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,416 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Hermione G., Seamus F. - Complete
Quidditch Pitch Love by The Obsessed Freak Show
Draco and Ginny meet on the Quidditch Pitch, but what will happen? My first fic. A quick Ginny/Draco oneshot, mentions of Ronmione and Harry/Cho. Quite fluffy, rated T just for a bit of language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
It's a Wonderful Life by Holz9364 reviews
Severus wishes he'd never existed and a few old friends show him the world without him... SS/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hula Hoops by Patrick the Stump reviews
Sleep deprivation, hula hoops and Water Goblins make for an interesting morning, especially when two conflicting blondes are involved.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
The Children of Unspeakables by Emmie Rose reviews
James Potter is best friends with twins Kaylie and Kent Scott, children of two of the most famous Unspeakables at the Ministry. Going into their fifth year at Hogwarts, they'll discover that sometimes love and danger can tear the best of friends apart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 98,978 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - James S. P., OC - Complete
Twilight Zone by GreekEMTSlytherinSpriteFairy reviews
Remus and Tonks walk in on something out of the normal. Sirius and Severus are talking. And not insulting each other. It's like an episode of the Twilight Zone. Remus/Tonks
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2011 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Sirius Babysits by GreekEMTSlytherinSpriteFairy reviews
Sirius offers to babysit Teddy for the night. But things undoubtedly go wrong and Sirius gets help from an unlikely source. Will the two survive? Remus/Tonks/Teddy
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
The Sin Of Greed by IronSpockMaster reviews
Draco hates the attention Harry gets from Ginny, so he's going to claim her for himself. However, the young boy has no idea how to go about wooing a lady and he's in for a bit of a shock.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Can I Have This Dance? by The Cahill-Demigod Witch reviews
It's prom day and Amy's kind of nervous... but something strange happens when a certain person shows up too at the dance. For The Girl of the Moon's contest...
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
Something Sweet by rowan-greenleaf reviews
It's a known fact: Draco Malfoy has a sweet tooth...D/G one-shot written for The DG Forum's April Fool's Day challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Moody Marries the Lupins by GreekEMTSlytherinSpriteFairy reviews
Mad-Eye marries Remus and Dora... Oh boy... RL/NT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Dragons Are Hot Lovers by anonwhat reviews
Ron spots an interesting bumper sticker.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How I Asked Your Mother by coffeeonthepatio reviews
Julian Snape doesn't know how to propose to his girlfriend and asks his Father, Severus, how he asked Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Ian's Blog by amycahill555 Unbroken reviews
Ian creates his own personal blog but Amy,Dan and some of his other cousins find it !
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Ian K., Amy C. - Complete
Auntie Dearest by GreekEMTSlytherinSpriteFairy reviews
Tonks finds out Bellatrix escaped from Azkaban. Can Remus help her overcome her fears? Tonks/Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/29/2011 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Mission Accomplished by mellamaet reviews
A mission against Amy Cahill, by none other than the people most important to her. Will they succeed?
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
The Trials of Commentating by PenonPaperFingersonKeys reviews
Lily commentates a Gryffindor/Slytherin Qudditch match, much to the fury of Professor McGonagall. - JP/LE ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/7/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
How I Met Your Mother by linlawless reviews
A seemingly simple question from Severus and Hermione's young daughter on their anniversary sends Severus meandering down memory lane. Written for the celebrate sshg livejournal in celebration of the tenth anniversary of sshg fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,599 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Be Together Forever by rckstr12 reviews
Two Shot Story for Ian and Amy! Rated M for Lemons!
39 Clues - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Ian K., Amy C. - Complete
His Snow by idreamofdraco reviews
She only tolerates this blasted season for him. Draco/Ginny. Companion piece to Snow. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Snow by idreamofdraco reviews
She hates the snow. Draco/Ginny. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Dogs, Bites, Music, and Memories by mellamaet reviews
Ian contemplates his relationship with Amy through out the hunt and their possible future together
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Big Silver Screen by LovelySlytheriness reviews
A parody of the latest movie in the Harry Potter Series. CONTAINS MAJOR DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Complete
How Quickly Things Change by drakien reviews
A secret meeting in the dark of night will change two lives forever. HGSS. Rated M for suggestive content, if not blatant descriptions of naughtiness
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Oblivious Singularity by idreamofdraco reviews
Harry is oblivious. Neville is indignant. The cat died. Oh, and Ginny's with Malfoy now. Who knew? Parody sequel to No Better Place. Harry/Neville.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
No Better Place by idreamofdraco reviews
Her heart pounded in her chest like a creature on the run, but she didn't know if it was caused by her sudden bout of cold feet or the feel of his lips lightly pressing kisses around her belly button. DM/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Of Midnight Marriages and Impeccable Style by Aerileigh reviews
When Ginny Weasley comes knocking on Draco Malfoy's door at two in the godforsaken morning, he is entertained. When ancient dark curses rear their ugly heads at three? Not so much.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Early Arrival by drakien reviews
Severus comes home early to a very interesting scene... HGSS, and AU because I pretend DH never happened. Rating is probably a little overkill, but I don't want to be yelled at!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
James Finds the Answers by fuego92 reviews
James Sirius Potter wants to know why his father is famous, so what does he do? Google it of course! Unfortunately, A Very Potter Musical is going to give him and his siblings just as many questions as answers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,727 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - James S. P., Harry P.
Padfoot and 'The Talk' by marauders716 reviews
Sirius decides that it's time for Harry to receive 'The Talk', Harry just wishes he could escape- little does he know, he will never look at donuts or bananas the same way again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 60 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Engaged But Not Engaged by mellamaet reviews
There's a secret lurking about Hogwarts. What is it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Who's Harry's Mama? by Mels Wolf reviews
My first fanfic! Sirius picks Harry up to put him to bed, and everyone is shocked to hear his first word! Shocked, if not a little bit mad! Few cuss words, nothing too bad! R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Bad Case Of Stripes by AVioletQueen reviews
A very very drabbly fic for the Children's Book Challenge. Luna's first day of school, consisting of lima beans, nargles, and A Bad Case of Stripes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Luna L. - Complete
Letters To Lily by AVioletQueen reviews
A drabbly oneshot for the Random Prompts Challenge. What does James Potter do in his spare time? That's right - he writes Letters To Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/19/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Small Things by AVioletQueen reviews
Their last dance at Hogwarts... Will Sirius and Marlene reconcile after the mistakes both of them have made? A short Sirius/Marlene oneshot I wrote for the Completely Randomated Challenge on the Harry Potter Challenges Forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Sirius B., Marlene M. - Complete
Will We Ever End Up Together? by mellamaet reviews
how will Amy and Ian's love survive amongst the world that doesn't believe in happy ever afters?
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,770 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Ian K., Amy C. - Complete
Truth or Dare? by TheFatalIllusion reviews
When unusual circumstances leave the Dark Lord, Lucius and Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and finally Harry Potter trapped together, unable to use their magic, what will happen when Harry suggests the innocent game of Truth or Dare?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,819 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 1,970 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
I Remember Like It Was Yesterday by liquid-time reviews
A mishap at the Ministry causes Hermione to request help from Dean; but upon arriving at his flat, she finds Seamus there instead, very much alone. Hermione/Seamus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/19/2010 - [Hermione G., Seamus F.] Dean T. - Complete
Don't Tell Dad I'm Dating A Malfoy by Fairy Roses reviews
Scorpius asks Rose out on a date but the boys in her family will do anything to keep the two of them apart. After encouragement from Lily, however, Rose takes a chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,095 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
And Draco Malfoy Threw a Hissy Fit by LovelySlytheriness reviews
Full title: When Edward Cullen Entered Hogwarts and Draco Malfoy Threw a Hissy Fit. Sparkling vampires do not dazzle Draco Malfoy. But they do impress Blaise Zabini.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Complete
Gross Misunderstanding by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
Renesmee hears strange noises in her parent's bedroom and her young mind jumps to the worst possible conclusion. One-shot. I thought this was going to be funny, but it turned out more serious. Still cute fluff though. All human, AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 51 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
La Chose Importante Est Que Je Vous Aime by mellamaet reviews
Title is french, it translates into : The important thing is that i love you. Its about Ginny and Draco's journey and how they got their happily ever after :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,502 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Some Things Are Just Impossible To Forget by mellamaet reviews
"He was going to propose" was Amy's last thought before she drifted into unconsciousness.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Complete
The Spoiled Little Prince by mellamaet reviews
Ian, Amy and their family settle down for the night, what should the bedtime story be tonight?
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Complete
Girls' Night at the Hog's Head by Very Small Prophet reviews
Sixth-year girls of all four houses get together for their traditional night of contests, drink, and unspoken secrets. SSHG, though Sev himself does not appear until the Epilogue. Later chapters rated T for sexual humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,291 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Rejoicing Properly by Emerald S. Sparrow reviews
Complete! Snape acts rashly out of jealousy when Hermione is helped by one of his Slytherins, leading up to a revelation. SS/HG, post-DH, slightly AU, definitely EWE?, and somewhat of just a fun PWP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,489 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
10 Things I Barely Tolerate About You by cathedral carver reviews
Let’s begin with the least offensive, shall we?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Ginny's Christmas Wish by idreamofdraco reviews
Skeptical of Muggle Christmas traditions, Ginny writes her own letter to Santa, unaware of the surprise that awaits her under the tree. DMGW.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - [Ginny W., Draco M.] - Complete
50 Things Draco Malfoy Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Pansy and Blaise make a list of things Draco is not allowed to do. Uh oh. 31. He must also refrain from sending Molly Weasley a weight loss plan, because he does not want to be killed by a mob of redheaded, freckly idiots. HPDM MILD SLASH. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 71 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Going Out With A Bang by Trip and Jayne reviews
Twelve students ponder how their teachers pass their spare time as their final day at Hogwarts draws closer.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,014 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Michael C., Morag M.
Never Invite An Ex To Your Wedding by xbRiDgEtx319x reviews
It's her wedding day. The happiest day of her life. But why is Rosie Weasley crying her eyes out?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Bodyguard of Lies by Mandi1 reviews
Alice Cullen: celebutante, fashionista, rich girl, tabloid fodder. Jasper Whitlock: bodyguard, indie boy, intellectual, tattooed twenty-something. A relationship between them is not supposed to happen and most certainly not supposed to work out. AU, AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,322 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Hesperides' Apple by OgygiaSylph reviews
When Ginny W. becomes Draco M.'s wife,he suspects neither her true identity nor her motives. But when all Hell breaks lose and their relationship takes unexpected turns,there is more at stake than preserving their marriage. Namely,preserving their lives
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 33 - Words: 170,130 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2129 - Favs: 3,540 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Fondue by Aerileigh reviews
Draco introduces Ginny to the wonderful, wonderful world of chocolate fondue. Written for a challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
80 Things The Weasley Twins Are Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
The Weasley twins' mum writes a list. 66 Introduce Professor Trelawney to fortune cookies... 67 ...and bewitch every fortune to say ‘beware the bunny in the neon pink tutu... 68 ...and then dress up as two bunnies in neon pink tutus. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
20 Pick Up Lines That Don't Work by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
“I was going to say, that I’ve lost my virginity.” “I know you have...” “Soooo, I was wondering... can I have YOURS?” “You've already taken it.” "Oh. Good point..." Read and Review! RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Sweetheart by amaXdear reviews
The story behind that one scene in the HBP movie... you know the scene. Ridiculously fluffy Tonks/Lupin. If you don't know the scene, no major spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2009 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Midnight Rendezvous by scubarang reviews
The Gryffindor Princess goes to the Forbidden Forest every night for an hour. The Slytherin Prince is determined to find out why. What will his discovery bring for him? D/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,371 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Bound by JTBJAB reviews
Hermione has less than a week to solve the one thing stopping her from receiving her inheritance – her marital status. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,747 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Amy Cahill's Diary by Spencer Salvawhore reviews
After a bad day, 25 year old Ian Kabra comes across Amy's diary. He reads it to amuse himself, but what he reads isn't amusing at all. Ian/Amy.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 56 - Published: 5/26/2009
A Marriage of Convenience by Boogum reviews
When Ginny is invited to go stay with her godmother in London to have her first season in pureblood society, she never imagined being married to Draco Malfoy would be added to the bargain... /currently being revised/
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 209,022 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Life Unlived by sshg316 reviews
While sorting through Severus Snape's belongings, Hermione makes an intriguing discovery that changes her life forever. SSHG. DH-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,220 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Gift by imsonotagirl93 reviews
Harry seventeenth birthday. Ginny's POV. Ginny already arranged her birthday present for him, something he can keep, even through his journeys. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Heart and Soul by sshg316 reviews
A prophecy says Luna and Draco will one day fall in love. That was six years ago, and Luna is tired of waiting around. It's time to take matters into her own hands. Draco has plans of his own. DMLL First Place Winner, Draconian Measures, 2007 OWL Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,067 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Hug a Slytherin Day by Eicklehart reviews
Fred and George decide that its about time for Hogwarts to show the Slytherins how much it cares ... and what better way than to declare today "Hug a Slytherin Day!" DRAMIONE oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Imprinting by C.Queen reviews
Nobody will explain to Renesmee what exactly it means for Jacob to have imprinted on her, so she decides to look it up in the dictionary with hilarious results.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
I solemnly swear that I am ready for sex! by Trip and Jayne reviews
The myth of the Scarlet Whores. Pre OOTP Remus/Tonks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Andromeda T., Remus L. - Complete
The Romantic Conquests of Severus Snape by Trip and Jayne reviews
The good, the bad, the ugly, the crazy, the confusing and the just plain diturbing. A parody of all Severus Snape pairings, except SSHG. More pairings than you can fit in a summary or shake a stick at. OOCness to the MAX! repeat MAX!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 17,361 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Gimme More! by DracoGinny5ever reviews
Ginny discovers that detention is not so bad as it seems. Fluff, DRACO&GINNY!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Ara by Aerileigh reviews
Draco can't help but recall the most sorrowful events of his life as he watches a small blond-haired child play in the flowerbeds of Malfoy Manor. DM/GW Future AU, VERY angsty.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Il Dragone by rowan-greenleaf reviews
Malfoy leans in,and I fancy I'm about to get welcomed. I catch a whiff of his personal scent;something like vanilla and...boy.Yum. "We don't have all day," he informs me, "Have a seat or leave, but don't just stand there, looking like an idiot." Right.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 99,866 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Black by rowan-greenleaf reviews
I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a sun in somebody else's sky-- but why...why can't it be mine? One-shot for rowan-greenleaf's D/G Forum Christmas Fic Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Blizzard by Aerileigh reviews
Draco dislikes Christmas, Ginny is irritated by the decor in the Great Hall, and neither one likes mistletoe, but their real pain comes from their hatred--of each other. Rewritten chapter. From the DG Christmas Challenge at RowanGreenleaf's DG Forum
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Vanilla and Peppermint by Aerileigh reviews
Ginny is NOT having a good Christmas. She's stuck at Hogwarts, she's mad at her boyfriend, and her special cookies have disappeared. What's a poor girl to do? GW/DM For RowanGreenleaf's DG Forum Christmas Challenge!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Twelve Dark Days of Christmas by sshg316 reviews
Severus takes drastic measures to secure Hermione's love. Response to the Twelve Days of Christmas challenge at GS100. This is not a Christmas story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hate is such a strong word by rrabbit reviews
-Prequel to I'm yours. Follows the beginning of Draco and Ginny's marriage to where the first story starts... I'm kind of on a roll, so it's pretty long, dark, and full of adult things.. so beware.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 182,348 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Moonbeam by rowan-greenleaf reviews
Ginny never thought Draco Malfoy would become her guardian...But then, he never thought she would become his. A short one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,646 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Secret Revenge Doodles by Aerileigh reviews
Ginny takes out her Malfoy-derived frustrations on paper. The said Slytherin finds them. Trouble ensues. My take on Rowan Greenleaf's Ginny Draws Draco challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W.
The World Inverted by rowan-greenleaf reviews
Draco doesn't remember their past together and now she's just a Weasley to him. Ginny will do anything -jump through all the hoops, pose as an interior decorator, tap dance -ANYTHING- to break the spell that erased his memory and make him love her again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,022 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Cruel by rowan-greenleaf reviews
COMPLETE. Draco Malfoy -you know, the Slytherin sex god and prince regent of Hogwarts? Yeah, that one- he's a bastard. She thought she knew that. She was wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,271 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Ginny and Draco,Sitting In a Tree by rowan-greenleaf reviews
Sweet lil' one-shot. Ginny teaches Draco a valuable lesson on tree climbing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Your House by rowan-greenleaf reviews
I want to live in your house. One-shot,D/G post-war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Every Father's Sacrifice by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
BD SPOILERS. Just a cute, fluffy little one-shot. Nessie discovers pick-up lines, and her and her mother use them on Daddy. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 166 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Advice to a New Husband by tonksinger reviews
But I consoled myself through the tacky, overdone reception and the saccharine cake with one thought, one question for you, Mr. Weasley: Do you know what she likes? I know what she likes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
One of the Guys by Fairy Roses reviews
Do you have that one guy friend? You know. You turn to him for advice. He turns to you. Best friends. You're like one of the guys, he says. Oh. Did I happen to mention that you're totally in love with him? She smiles sadly as she says, I know. RW/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,574 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Correspondence by simpleDMD reviews
COMPLETE! Tonks and Remus keep in touch when Remus is sent on a mission. Here's the record of their correspondence as their relationship evolves with a surprise ending in store. R&R, s'il-vous plait!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,005 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
I'm yours by rrabbit reviews
Ginny Weasley has been married to Draco Malfoy for two years. Not by choice of course. This story follows them through the life that they have together.. Dark, with a lot of adult things..
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 156,911 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
GreenEyed Monster by sshg316 reviews
A certain green-eyed monster helps bring Hermione and Severus' secret relationship out into the open. SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Rose's Cinderella Story by Fairy Roses reviews
There's a ball at Hogwarts, and Rose, now in her sixth year, has her very own Cinderella experience. It's a twoshot, I guess that is what these two chapter stories are called. Anyway, I hope you enjoy it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,222 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Blonde by ZukoLuver reviews
A married Snape and Hermione have an argument over their newborn with a rather...interesting color hair. AU Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Affair by jessa-beth reviews
Post DH! The summer after Ginny's seventh year, she accepts Harry's proposal. The irritating Draco Malfoy distracts her from her love, however, and several unexpected run ins ignite an unwanted and painful but healing and passionate romance. VERY MATURE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 124,153 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
My Amortentia by amyniknak reviews
RoseScorpius. Rose receives an unusual Valentine, but it's not from Scorpius. And that is, really rather disappointing. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The Matchmaker by Joy Cutting reviews
Complete!You thought one Snape was bad? What happens when the Potion Master’s twin shows up and starts plotting? Severus and Hermione never stood a chance. SSHG. Response to 'Twins' challange at WIKTT.Rating back down, M content not posted on ff.n.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,117 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 7/17/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Remus Is Gay by TheRavenclawNinja reviews
Drunk Sirius reveals to the Order that Remus is gay....except he's not. While Grimmauld Place is abuzz with gossip, how will Remus and Tonks convice them of his heterosexuality? RLNT. Rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
French Culture by septentrion reviews
Hermione teaches French to Severus, French kissing included.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,852 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Somnus Kedavra, The Awakening Of Hope by MoonyAddict reviews
[DH SPOILERS] “They sacrificed to save one another: this created a stall between the life they protected and the death they chose to face… It's a very powerful magic, very little is known about it… It can be reversed… I just don't know how.” [RemusTonks]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,877 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks
Good Morning, Voldemort by I Ate Draco Malfoy reviews
Draco Malfoy sings HIS version of Good Morning, Baltimore from Hairspray. Silliness ensues. Sing it with him, would ya?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Draco M., Voldemort - Complete
She Kept Me Up All Night by MoonyAddict reviews
Late night conversations with Nymphadora were never boring and surely enticing. Late night flirtings with Nymphadora, on the other hand, were all another story. [RemusTonks]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,720 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Forever by jessa-beth reviews
ONESHOT: A tiny bit of the Battle at Hogwarts from Tonks' perspective as she searches frantically for Remus throughout the crumbling castle. DH SPOILERS, OBVIOUSLY.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/23/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Our Farewell by MoonyAddict reviews
[MAJOR DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS] Tonks' words to her son, nineteen years after she and Remus died.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Enraptured by sshg316 reviews
COMPLETE Hermione is engaged to Ron when Luna gives a prophecy foretelling that she will fall madly in love with her soul mate, but it isn't Ron! Who could it be, and will Hermione choose the right man? Winner Best Fluff Moste Potente Passions SSHG Award
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,304 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Dance With The Wolf by MoonyAddict reviews
A talk with Fleur at her engagment party proves more meaningful than expected, for Remus. [RemusTonks]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Colossal Understatements by MoonyAddict reviews
Tonks is binging with chocolate because she misses a certain werewolf, rain is pouring and someone is knocking at the door. But it can't be 'him'… Of course not. [RemusTonks]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,831 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Of Balls And Keyholes by MoonyAddict reviews
There was nothing more adorable than Tonks... Except Tonks expecting his baby. [RemusTonks, sequel to Of Bees And Flowers]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Of Bees And Flowers by MoonyAddict reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny observe Tonks and wonder why she's been so glowing lately. It is up to Remus to explain. [RemusTonks]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Harry Potter and the Deathly HALLOS! by iheartmwpp reviews
Oneshot. In which Harry is struck with a brilliant idea to go freak everyone out by screaming HALLO! in the most annoying of ways. Mup. Warning: This is incredibly random and makes no sense whatsoever. Don't bother reviewing, it's horrible.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Milestones by MoonyAddict reviews
A peek through the years into the important moments of Nymphadora Tonks and Remus Lupin's developing love. [RemusTonks]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,383 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Published: 6/7/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
A Frozen Moment by drakien reviews
PostWar...Colin Creevey makes an interesting discovery. HGSS Implied
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Remus Lupin and The Deathly Hallows by Lady Bracknell reviews
Remus is making a real hash of his relationship with Tonks, and certain people aren't going to let death stand in the way of offering a helping hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
My Real Parents by redfrog reviews
AU to HBP, Hermione finds out that she is not the Granger's daughter. We find out there is more to the Slytherins than we thought and not all Gryffindors are good. This is a SSHG fic with some other potential parings. Some Dumbledore and Ron bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,613 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Draconis and Ginevra by cinnamon badge reviews
[DracoGinny] She is a Weasley. He is a Malfoy. The blood feud between their ancient houses has gone on for centuries, and they have been raised to hate each other with every fiber of their being. But fate, it seems, has a wicked sense of humor...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,232 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Giving In by jessa-beth reviews
ONESHOT: Tonks visits Remus to try and make him see reason about their relationship. She hopes he'll give in, but even if he does... would he still turn her away later on? M for lemons. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2006 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
The Circle by FernWithy reviews
After Sirius's prank on Snape, James tries to fix what's wrong among the Marauders. Sequel to Gone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Severus and the Smoothing of the Ruffled Feathers by Emerald S. Sparrow reviews
Hermione has a problem with her bum. Severus rushes to reassure her. SS/HG Romantic smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,749 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/15/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Blue as Ice and Desire by Angi3 reviews
Set during HBP. We all know that Draco went ot Myrtle for comfort... but what if he found comfort in some one else's arms too?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Hello, Princess by DeepDownSlytherin reviews
A five year old Nymphadora Tonks meets her Aunt in Diagon Alley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/18/2006 - N. Tonks, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Ginny Weasley and the Curse of the Firstborn by annie penrose reviews
Ginny Weasley is bound by a blood curse to marry Draco Malfoy and to live with him a year and a day. What will happen when she finds him to be...not exactly the man she thought he was? Love, possibly?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,738 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Gone by FernWithy reviews
Regulus Black is surprised by his brother's congenial behavior, not knowing that it's the last time they'll be together for the Christmas holidays.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Sirius B. - Complete
Without Words by Jess Pallas reviews
There are times when words just aren't necessary. Especially if the moon is full... RLNT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/5/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Princess Hermione and the Seven Weasleys by celticreeder reviews
Snow White Harry Potter style, what more needs to be said?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,388 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Seducing a Nymph by Queriusole reviews
Lupin Tonks. Remus' thoughts during his special lessons with Nymphadora. Adult embellishment of scenes from PG13 stories. COMPLETE! Ch 7 The Final Exam Warning for Sexual Content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,427 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/17/2005 - Published: 10/26/2004 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
From Me To You by Sabrina Empress of Insanity
Alexander Whitman has been friends with Cedric Diggory all his life. Here, he, Cedric, Cho Chang, and their other friends recount their years at school through letters and diaries written over the years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,141 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/18/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Cedric D., Cho C.
Detention by FernWithy reviews
Fourth-year Tonks serves a detention with Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2005 - N. Tonks, Severus S.
The Secret Life of Professor Snape by misselizbethprice reviews
What will life be like for Ron and Hermione when they are forced to live with Severus Snape?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,001 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/27/2005 - Published: 9/30/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Body Language by Queriusole reviews
Lupin Tonks, Black. What does the body language exhibited by Tonks and Lupin reveal? Fluffy humor for a cold night.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,645 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Must Be Love by opalish reviews
HGSS. A quirk of Snape's lips, an arch of his eyebrows, a tilt of Hermione's head... They were holding their own conversation the whole meeting through, without saying a word. Harry's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Christmas Carol by Severusgirl reviews
A Christmas oneshot. Hermione has the hots for her exPotions Master and plans to grab him at the Dinner & Dance. Snape, however, is his usual self...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,388 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/22/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Ghost in the Machine by Queriusole reviews
Lupin Tonks, Black. Remus and Tonks help the residents of Grimmauld Place deal with some Dark Magic. Ch 1 Toilet of Terror. UPDATE Ch 2 Beat the Clock. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,903 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/4/2004 - Published: 10/31/2004 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Pensieve by Oy Angelina reviews
She's a Prefect, He's a Marauder; and falling in love might be the best thing that ever happened to either Lily or James. Set during their 6th Year with the rest of MWPP. RATED PRE-OotP - story content may not follow canon revealed in Book 5
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 403,195 - Reviews: 1721 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 9/1/2004 - Published: 12/9/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Eyes on Me by GoodCompletedTwiFic reviews
Draco watches Ginny from across the room, until Blaise decides to help him. Lots of fluff. Minor BlaiseHermione. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Over One Billion Served by GNess reviews
Draco's bored, so he decides to create a list of his most loathsome enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Draco M. - Complete
The Rules of Attraction by MisterMoonyLovesYou reviews
Sirius takes it upon himself to set up the two most unlikely people. Chaos and uncomfortable situations are guarenteed, and believe it or not, romance. Short multichapter fic, RLNT. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,345 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/14/2004 - Published: 5/18/2004 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Your Very Own Dora by FernWithy reviews
It is November of 1981, and eight year old Nymphadora Tonks feels like everyone is leaving her. She has no intention of allowing her favorite Latin teacher to do so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,596 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/12/2004 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Thinking Fourth Dimensionally by Deeble reviews
Hermione hits on an efficient way to do her mountain of homework in third year. Too bad it's illegal.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/26/2004 - Published: 5/24/2004 - Hermione G.
Muggle Movies 02: The Chamber by GNess reviews
The kids are off to the films again where the girls are in love with Draco, the boys are getting along, and the teachers aren't taking points. It's like an alternate universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,857 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/3/2004 - Published: 11/7/2002 - Complete
The Oddest of Couples by Fyrie reviews
A series of 1500-word vignettes about random odd couples in the Harry Potter verse, care of discussions that I nosily honed in on, on Fictionalley Park (14th vignette added - March 24th)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,604 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/17/2004 - Published: 12/11/2002
The Dare by mosylu reviews
Tonks has a special someone in her life, but who? Ron and Harry, sick of the speculation, dare Ginny and Hermione to come right out and ask. But the answer might be a little more than they bargained for. This is your official marshmallow fluff warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/11/2004 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Seven Year Drought by GoodCompletedTwiFic reviews
After seven years of believing her husband is still alive, Virginia Malfoy is given the shock of her life to find he actually is. Now she must decide if she can trust her life - as well as the life of their children - to Draco. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,187 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/30/2004 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Through the Eyes of an Angel by Mystical Starlight reviews
*Sequel to Did You?* Fae lives 15 years thinking she's a Malfoy. Her mother tells her that she's not, and has to go to America to find who her real father is. (Ratings for language and a sex scene or two)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,031 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/26/2004 - Published: 2/9/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
A Little Old Fashioned Blackmail by Halcyon reviews
Bubbles, blackmail, and a lot of Hermione and Severus! A one shot response to the Bubble Bath Challenge at WIKTT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Chronicles of Lucius by Fyrie reviews
Throughout the CoS period, Lucius Malfoy keeps a dia... er... Chronicle of events. Last updated: 26th Sept. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,161 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/26/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Lucius M. - Complete
Seven Days by GinnyPotter387 reviews
Ginny. Malfoy. Detention. Oh, it's going to be a VERY long week.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/24/2003 - Published: 8/19/2003 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Say It To My Face by GinnyPotter387 reviews
Why do you care that I'm with him? Harry looked as though he were having an internal struggle with himself, I don't. Then stay out of it! I snapped. Harry thought he knew everything about Ginny. He's in for a rude awakening. Sequel to YDKM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,688 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/17/2003 - Published: 1/27/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Doll Army by FernWithy reviews
Six year old Dora Tonks gets a visit from three Marauders, and her dolls get a new mission in life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,352 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/15/2003 - Remus L.
A Taste Of Her Own by GinnyPotter387 reviews
Umbridge gets a taste of her own poison. Short story, OotP outtake what should have happened! . Torture for our least favorite teacher with a twist of HG!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 34 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Tragic Demise of Professor Umbridge by Kristen Michelle reviews
SPOILER ALERT for Book 5. A collection of short stories (or it will be when I get more written) showcasing the many tragic deaths of our least favorite character!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Miss Hogwarts by JennaMae reviews
When the prefects hold a one-of-its-kind beauty pageant, the students are all up for it. But will the reluctant Gryffindor contestant pull HIS act off perfectly? (EPILOGUE UP; COMPLETED!!!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,854 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Wings of Hope by Sabrina Empress of Insanity reviews
Aureilia Rose is a young girl who likes reading, writing, music, and movies. However, something happened a year ago that made her stop talking. Could a transfer to Hogwarts and some new faces help her come back to herself? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,985 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/2/2003 - Published: 3/3/2002 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Debt by Fyrie reviews
A life saved after a moment of carelessness. A debt incurred because of the same. Two families with a grudge against one another. A fee that is impossible to pay. The battle of wills between Draco Malfoy and Ron Weasley has only just begun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2003 - Draco M., Ron W.
Behind The Mask by Fyrie reviews
Neville finds out just who was behind the mask of "Mad-eye" Moody, leading to some serious contemplations about his past and childhood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/1/2003
Shiver by Sabrina Empress of Insanity reviews
A semiautobiographical fic about Lavender and Parvati, set to the tune of the great Coldplay song.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/7/2003 - Lavender B., Parvati P. - Complete
You Don't Know Me by GinnyPotter387 reviews
FINISHED SEQUEL NOW POSTED! They didn't know her. No one did. So she would prove them wrong, and show everyone a side they never knew. A HarryGinny romance. Read and review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,735 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/23/2002 - Published: 5/1/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Serpent's Bride by reiko reviews
In Ginny's sixth year, Draco saved her life... and that's a wizard's debt. Now, five years later, its payback time. Especially now that Draco is in desperate need of a wife. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 178,491 - Reviews: 2197 - Favs: 2,322 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 8/23/2002 - Published: 2/18/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
A Potions Text of a Different Sort by Strega Brava reviews
Hermione is tired of the same old Potions texts and comes up with a novel idea which...intrigues her husband. SSHG. To be considered AU and OOC to some degree.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/21/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Survival of the Fittest by Kalina Lea reviews
Hermione is ready to start a family, but Severus is having some, er, difficulties... COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,089 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/14/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Once...Under the Mistletoe by C Jazz reviews
Okay, quick summary: Christmas fic, posted late. Harry/Herm left alone, strange things happen. Ron jealous, Ginny wishes she were Herm. People waiting for who Harry likes...**CHAPTER 4 UP!** R/R!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/20/2002 - Published: 3/16/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Passing Notes* by Miss Snuffles reviews
Ron is rather bored in History of Magic and decides to pass Hermione a note.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,040 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/20/2002 - Published: 4/5/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G.
How to Warm up a Frigid Valentine by RogueAngel reviews
Never follow Fred and George Weasley anywhere.....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,533 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/28/2002 - Published: 2/6/2002 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Sirius Plays a Prank by kateydidnt reviews
Sirius, after his name was cleared over the summer, is now teaching at Hogwarts...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/5/2002 - Sirius B., George W.
Chocolate Covered: An Easter Story by GNess reviews
Story is also called Hermione The Easter Grinch. Gryffindor tower is filled to the brim with Easter cheer...and anger for some. Included: an egg hunt, an egg fight, drunk Ron and a mockingly funny Seamus. Challenge fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/19/2002 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Muggle Movies 01: The Stone by GNess reviews
The Harry Potter characters go and see the first film on the big screen. It seems EVERYONE loves Sean Biggerstaff, Draco isn't sneering nearly as much as he should and Ron is so excited that Harry fears he'll pass out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,188 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/4/2002 - Published: 12/10/2001 - Complete
Of Swimming Lessons. Love and Fear of Water by Nettie reviews
Ginny/Draco fic, about swimming lessons, love and Draco's fear of water. Rather sweet I think...Read and Review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/23/2001 - Ginny W.
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The Hog's Head and it's Many Tails reviews
Ginny's a barmaid with many 'tails' to tell. lol Drinny, with minor Snamione, Fleur/Bill and other stuff. Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Ginny W., Draco M.
The Slytherin Sex God and His Redhaired Weaslette reviews
Their time at Hogwarts was full of romance, drama, humor at the worst possible time, cheesy pick up lines and a tiny bit of voyeurism. Draco/Ginny, with minor Cho/Harry, Blaise/Luna, Hermione/Severus and Ron remains single. Rated T to be safe
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Beautiful: Yet Another Drinny Songfic reviews
A story in my new Yet Another Drinny Songfic series. Draco's POV of meeting Ginny at the Yule Ball. Rated T for language and the implication of a sexual act.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Draco Discovers Potter Puppet Pals reviews
Draco and Ginny's several kids are over at Harry and Hermione's. They use a Muggle computer. Much chaos ensues... Rated T for language, dark humor/sexual innuendos Did we mention YouTube's involved?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Ginny W., Draco M.
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