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Yet Another Update:
Hullo Everyone. This is Elle. I'm so sorry that I forgot all about Fanfiction. The reason I'm here instead of Aria...is because...she's...dead. She committed suicide once she moved away. I'm so sorry that you will not be able to read the endings of her stories. We-Aria and I-had a friend who made a Fanfiction account. Her name is KT, and her Fanfiction is SlytherinBitchOnFire and her Twitter name is @DaSnakeOnFire. Thank you for your time.
UPDATE: MY PENNAME IS NOW AriaTheCraZFerret! I also have a Twitter! (@Aria_Malfoy) Just wanted you guys to know!
Hi, I'm Arianna Ariadnee Malfoy. I named myself after my personal fave character from my fic, Draco Discovers (Potter Puppet Pals). In case you actually care, Arianna Ariadnee Athena Andromeda Acontae Aurora Ariel Amalthea Aaliyah Weasley-Malfoy (Yes, I realize that's a long name!) has the most meaningful name in my fic. The reason I gave her the names Ariadnee and Athena (and I know its spelled wrong) is because Ariadne and Athena had a whole lot of hate, and Ginny and Draco did, too. So its basically, two things that shouldn't be together are and there's nothing anyone can do about it.
Oh, and when I'm not obsessing over Harry Potter, I'm reading Percy Jackson/The Lost Hero/The Kane Chronicles, Maximum Ride, Gallagher Girls, or 39 Clues and I'm on Fanfiction.
here's the link to my ever-so-boring Quizilla account which I hardly ever update, due to my Fanfiction obsession:
(Oh, btw, is it just me, or are Trip and Jayne one of the funniest authors you've ever read?
*warning! a freaking lot of bad language if you take my advice and read Trip and Jayne's many fics!*)
Here are the links for my songfic, Beautiful: Yet Another Drinny Songfic:
If this doesn't work, I will PM you the links.
Name: Arianna Fiorenze. Online, I am Arianna Ariadnee Athena Andromeda Acontae Aurora Ariel Amalthea Aaliyah Weasley-Malfoy, but, PLEASE, call me Aria Dee or Sushi. (Long story.) I might have reviewed on your story, because I am also none of ur business, Sushi K. and, of course, Arianna Ariadnee Malfoy.
Age: 12, I'm going to go to 8th grade in a week. (Thank you so much, Elle! Like I needed to be reminded...)
Hair Color: Black, but turns auburn in sun.
Eye Color: Violet with Black flecks.
My Best Friend: Her name is Elle, and I am bugging her to use her own computer and make a damn Fanfiction account already.
My Relationship Status: Dating Draco Malfoy, though he doesn't know it yet. ("Yes, Drakey. I'm typing about you. *snog* 5 minutes later.) Aah, fantasy.
What I'm Wearing: Black Draco tee, ripped black denim shorts, my favorite charm bracelet and my black and purple glasses.
What I'm Listening To: See You Go, by 30H!3. I also listen to Paramore, Evanescence, Avril Lavigne, P!nk, the Veronicas, The Fray and The Maine. (Yes, I'm very into emo-pop, punk-rock, alternative rock and euro-pop.)
What I've Written: Draco Discovers Potter Puppet Pals, Beautiful : Yet Another Drinny Songfic and The Slytherin Sex God and his Redhaired Weaslette. Oh, and there's also Don't Tell Me: Yet Another Drinny Songfic, which thepinkunicorn is betaing right now.
My Favorite Characters: Nymphadora Tonks-Lupin is my all time fave character in Harry Potter, and following her, are Ginny Weasley, Draco Malfoy (The award for the freaking sexiest man alive goes to TOM FELTON!), Fred Weasley (R.I.P.), and if I had to choose a favorite canon character (I am strictly FANON), it would be... Victoire Weasley, or maybe Rose, if she falls for Scorpius.
My Favorite Colors: Black, Dark Emerald and Dark Violet.
My Hogwarts House: I got tested on a bunch of different websites and they mostly said I am a Slytherin, with Ravenclaw tendencies.
My Blood Status: While I am a Slytherin, I am a Muggleborn. ;D (And my character, Arianna Dee Malfoy, in most of my stories is a Ravenclaw, but she is the Pureblood daughter of Draco and Ginny Malfoy.)
Here's a link to the D/G Forum, which I am a part of: http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/rowangreenleafs_DG_Forum/54059/
And if I think of any other things, I will update instantly. And you guys are free to PM me with ideas!
Guess what I found in the mail yesterday!!!!! Tee hee...
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Headmaster: Albus Dumbledore
Dear Ms. Malfoy,
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment. Term begins on September 1. We await your owl by no later than July 31.
Minerva McGonagall, Deputy Headmistress
My fave ships:
-Ginny/Draco (So cute together!)
-Ron/Cho ('Cause they will both despise Harry if the above will come true. ;D)
-Ron/Luna (I believe in Nargles and the Chudley Cannons will win... eventually!!!!!! TEE HEE!)
-Tonks/Remus (I hope they're in a better place now... *sob*)
-Rose/Scorpius (I don't like they're parents together like they are in the epilogue, but this is like next gen Ginny/Draco, with their parents on better terms!)
-Hermione/Severus (I know sometimes the age difference is weird to some people, but to me, it's so F*CKING adorable!)
-Teddy Lupin/Victoire Weasley
-Charlie/Tonks (I'm not sure anyone knows about this... if you do, either PM me or review saying you do. It's a request, not an order.)
-Cedric/Harry (I know it's slash, but doesn't Harry scream Cedric's name in the middle of the night? ;D)
-Remus/Sirus (I know, I know! I said I love Remus/Tonks, and I do live by it, but... why else would Remus be so damn thrilled about Sirius escaping Azkaban? ;D)
-Harry/Any male (Can't you people see him gay?)
-Zia/Carter (Even though I haven't read The Throne of Fire yet... can anyone PM the summary/parts of the story?)
-Sadie/Anubis (I like Sadie, and Anubis is HOT!)
-Percabeth (I really like Annabeth, and underwater kisses mean something...)
-Thalia/Nico (My two favorite emo/goth people together. Dating. YAY!)
-Ian/Amy (Just like Draco/Ginny, no?)
Ships I despise
-Ginny/Harry (she's too good for him!!)
-Ron/Hermione (can we say typical, redundant, and JUST NOT MEANT TO BE!?!?!)
-Snape/James (Need I say more?)
-Sadie/Carter (Can I say incest!?!)
-Rachel/Percy Jackson, not Weasley (I just like Annabeth better...)
-Peeta/Katniss (I LOVE THE BREAD BOY!!!)
COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!
I AM THE GIRL
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers/any judgmental person wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, freak and/or a total nerd either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight or Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her (yet it would be nice) and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Pixel Alice, ME LOVEY JAZZY, Gandalf the Grey-Edelwiess, DoYouReallySeeMe, Potter's Angels, CelticHeiressFiona, The Love Dragon, I-am-a-slash-addict, Arianna Ariadnee Malfoy
95 teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber above the skyscraper about to jump. 4 would yell "Do a backflip!". If you're the one person who would push him off, copy and paste this on your profile.
there is no I in TEAM but there is a ME in AWESOME
I hide my heartfelt concern for others with sarcasm and indifference.
When Remus J. Lupin rules the world all problems will be solved with chocolate. (No freaking DUH!)
When Sirius O. Black rules the world, all problems will be solved with sex. (Is it not true?)
When James Potter rules the world, all problems will be solved either by pranks or Lily Evans. (*laugh my arse off*)
When Peter Pettigrew rules the world, pigs will sprout wings, and all problems will be solved by Lord Voldemort. :(
Hermione can't draw. Lupin can't sing. But, damn, Tom Felton can RAP! (Thank you, YouTube! Peoples, you seriously need to check out Feltbeats!!!))
MY MEGA SUPER INCREDIBLY SEXY GUYS LIST!
(This is just in a random order, except for Draco and Fang. And, yes, I have a thing for the dead.))
Charlie Beckendorf (R.I.P.)
I learned Parseltongue for my foreign language course.
I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.
I will not scream lumos at the light switch... again.
I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss. (I could never discredit Tonks, Remus or Snape that way!)
I will not bring a fortune cookie/magic 8 ball to divination class (for extra credit).
I will not jump up in the middle of an Order or DA meeting and yell "Voldemort, run!"
If you are so obsessed with Harry Potter that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If your friends are considering torturing you to stop you talking about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I love you, Draco!)
DON'T GO HATING SLYTHERINS!
SEVERUS SNAPE IS GOOD! I STAND BY MY GREASY POTIONS MASTER! POST THIS IN YOUR PROFILE AND SPREAD THE TRUTH! (he really isn't all that greasy...)
"perhaps this explains my strong attraction to Malfoy: he's the carbon copy of Severus Snape.
Don't look at me like that.
As far as I'm concerned, the Hogwarts Potions Master is a brooding, misunderstood artist, for potions making is indeed an art.
I can't stand people hating on Snape. He is a genius. He is brilliant, insightful, with his own brand of deliciously dark humor, and furthermore he is hot, and his hair's not that greasy, anyway."
(Thank you, Rowan-Greenleaf. People, you need check out her story, Il Dragone! And everything else she's written!)
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you think that Fanfiction absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this to your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
Perfection is a waste of time.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, TohruROX2221, Slytherin Queen 1.03, SailorGirl3, Arianna Ariadnee Malfoy
If fanfiction is to you what myspace is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile.
I love Potter Puppet Pals!
You know something sad? I know more about Harry Potter than Greek Mythology, and I love Greek Mythology.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece.
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.
I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?
In 2004, David Bowie thought he was being stalked by someone dressed as a giant pink rabbit. Bowie noticed the fan at several concerts, but he became alarmed when he got on a plane and the bunny was on board
The state of Maryland has no natural lakes
Tom Hanks is a descendant of Abraham Lincoln
The murmur of a crowd in a film is recreated by having several people say "walla, walla, walla, walla"
Two former Marlboro Men have died of lung cancer
A series of random non-alphabet characters used to denote swearing (#$%&?) is known as a "grawlix"
1% of the American population is in jail
The U.S. government spent $277,000 to research pickles in 1993
(Yes, I AM really that weird.)
-"Now, you two- Behave yourselves. If I get one word that you've blown up a toilet or-"
"Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet."
"Great idea though, thanks, Mum." :Fred and George. SS. (RIP Fred Weasley... :`(
"Do you remember me telling you we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter?"
"Yes," Harry said stiffly.
"There's no need to call me sir, Professor." :Harry. HBP.
"Both Rowling and Meyer, they're speaking directly to young people. … The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can't write worth a darn. She's not very good."-Stephen King. No, I'm not kidding!
"Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend."-Stephen King. Again.
"There's nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and open a vein." ~ Walter Wellesley "Red" Smith
"If I don't know/like you, GET THE F*CK AWAY FROM ME! If I like you, please leave me alone. If you are Arianna, move or I'll hit you. Hey, can I come over tonight?"
Back to random stuff:
If you think that the portrayal of Harry and Ginny's relationship in the sixth movie was a complete and utter mess, copy and paste this on to your profile. (or that the relationship was the biggest mistake imaginable)
If you like to pretend that Fred Weasley, Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks, Severus Snape and Sirius Black never died, copy and paste this on to your profile. (DON'T CALL ME NYMPHADORA!)
If you are annoyed that Snape's 'It's over' line is in the trailer and not the movie! copy and paste this on to your profile.
Welcome to the Mental Hotline for Obsessed Pokemon Disease patients. (My brother needs this!) Please press 1 if you believe Pokemon are real and we will set you up with a psychologist. Please press 2 if you have seen a real Pokemon and we will contact Area 51 and a doctor. If you are completely and totally obsessed with Pokemon, we will get Pikachu and translate for us. If you are delusional and obsessed, you will hear a Piplup whisper which number to press. Thank you and have a nice day!
Why is Cinderella a fairy tale? Any idiot can lose a shoe!
If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
'I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away'
'you're just jealous because the voices only talk to me'
If Joe Jonas (or any Jonas Brother) dies
95% of people would go nuts if Edward Cullen jumped off a building.
If you think High School Musical is evil,and brainwashes little kids,copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.
If you have stared at your computer for a complete hour copying and pasting copy and paste its into your profile copy and paste this into your profile.
If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you dare to say the Dark Lord's name, copy and paste this into your profile. (VOLDEMORT!!! Sorry, I promised I wouldn't do that anymore...)
If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY CHEERIOS.
Continue the High School Musical Sucks Train! Add your name! Stephanie Pascal, x Rajah x, sundrynotes, theheartyearns, Hopeless-EO-Shipper, Phish Tacko, Slytherin Queen 1.30, SailorGirl3, Arianna Ariadnee Malfoy
~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE!
Continue the I Love Draco Malfoy Train! Add your name! (Cuz mine looks lonely!) Arianna Ariadnee Malfoy
Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?
You do realize that if you've read this far, you've given me brief control of your mind. You shall never be the same. Mwaha!
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile.
No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.
This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
Paste the bunny on your profile and join the dark side!
You say BABY BLUE
You say HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
You say RAP
ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (But that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
A Korean kitchen knife: Keep out of children (this is either a minor translation mistake or Koreans have more issues than we originally thought)
-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.
Dumbledore has an army, so does Snape, it consists of me, myself and I.
If you would cause a could-be world apocalypse just to see Justin Bieber dead, copy this into your profile!
When life gives you Edward Cullen, smile evilly and go to your stash of weapons.
When life gives you Edward Cullen, throw him back and demand someone cooler (like your ex-boyfriend, perhaps?)
Only the preps don't like Lady Gaga.
A fail so epic, it's almost a win.
Justin Bieber...epic fail.
Twilight: such a fail...
my friends...awesomer than penguins...and penguins...they're awesome...
Do I dazzle you? no, you make me want to barf.
I'm sarcastic, what's your superpower?
Dear Justin Bieber, please stop singing, it makes my ears bleed.
Dora is only teaching kids to be stupid, I mean, c'mon, any normal kid could see the giant mountain that is RIGHT. THERE. BEHIND THEM!!!!
We get it. You're the map. Why don't you say it again in case we didn't hear you?!?!?!?!
If you have developed a new Bohemian-Witch sense of style (dressing in dark colors and wearing thrift store clothes or fingerless gloves), paste this into your profile.
If you have attempted to Defy Gravity, succeeded, and nobody in the entire world can bring you down, paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions when you probably should be doing something else, like homework, copy this onto your profile
There is always one more bug.
Smile...tomorrow will be worse.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this in your profile.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons. To them you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
I love Halloween. It’s the one day you can get away with making little kids cry.
Life is like a pack of chewing-gum; I've yet to figure out why.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends. But I love them.
If you hate it when new-comers barge in, declare themselves supreme rulers of your fandom, and begin trying to define what's cool and what isn't, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile!
If you think fanfiction contributes to society and people ought to get placed in Guiness books for it, copy and paste this to your profile
If your definition of happiness is jumping up and down your bed (and then laughing your head off when you fall and bump your head), copy and paste this to our profile
I'm like time... I can't be stopped.
Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a Q-tip again!
If you can’t stand the heat, don’t tickle the dragon.
WHO IS YOUR ROLE MODEL??
Try it without looking at answers
1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9
2) Multiply by 3 then
3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator...)
4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number….
5) Add the digits together
Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL
2. Nelson Mandela
5. Bill Gates
7. Brad Pitt
9. Arianna Ariadnee Malfoy
10. Barack Obama
I know...I just have that effect on people...one day you too can be like me... :) Believe it!
PS. Stop picking different numbers. I AM YOUR IDOL, JUST DEAL WITH IT!!
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. So why am I still in jail?
Help I've fallen and i can’t...hey nice carpet!
Whoever said nothings impossible never tried to nail jell-o to a tree!
"If you can't laugh at yourself make fun of other people".
"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile. (Have ever? They talk to me every day! X3)
Bow down, bow down, bow down to the power of Santa, or be crushed, be crushed by his jolly boots of doom!
15 percent of every high school population is considered "Popular". 20 percent is desperate to become a part of the popular 15 percent. 20 percent couldn't care less. 15 percent realize that popularity doesn't matter. 10 are too busy worrying about their grades to care. 5 percent are goth, 5 percent can speak another language fluently, and 5 percent are too stupid to realize that no one likes them. If you are a part of the 5 percent who think the 'unpopular' 85 percent should rebel against the popular 15 percent, copy this into your profile
"They hurt her..."
About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.
FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.
Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.
If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.
WAYS TO ANNOY ANY TWILIGHT FAN (...Now I'm kinda a bit of a Twilight fan...)
1. Steal their copy of Twilight and replace it with one of your Harry Potter books in a Twilight dust jacket. (Pleasant suprise)
2. Tell them that Edward is a "hand-me-down" because the Twilight movies got him after the Harry Potter movies were finished with him. (I know!)
3. List other "hand-me-downs" from the books, like the last names of Black and Clearwater... (Vampires, shape-shifters... you get the picture. When I was reading Twilight, I just kept thinking of what they took from HP.)
4. State that you think Edward would be hotter if he had a lightning scar on his forehead. (Never!)
5. "Accidentally" call Edward, Sanguini. (you remember him, book 6, big party...anyone? ANYONE????
6. Explain in detail how any wizard can possess all the gifts (seeing the future, reading minds, etc.), that a vampire would only have one of. (... Wizards are pretty awesome)
7. Whenever they mention Jacob Black, innocently ask if they meant Stubby Boardman.
8. Say that Bella and Filch would make a cute couple. (I've always thought that... well, Bella from the movies, yeah)
9. Flinch whenever they say "Edward" and tell them to say "You-Know-Who."
10. Whenever they describe the vampires of the Twilight series (sparkly skin, no fangs, etc.), contradict them, and tell them what "real" vampires, out of Harry Potter, are like.
11. Explain how Twilight werewolves are really Animagi, and ask whether they've registered with the Ministry.
If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.
This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile:
My name is sarah I am but three. My eyes are swollen, I cannot see. I must be stupid. I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm sradishing to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I sradish to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.
^^^CHILD ABUSE: MAKE IT STOP!!^^^
Can you tell what this is...
Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus?
Cuz I do.
The Hogwarts Motto is (by english translation) A Sleeping Dragon Must Never be Tickled
3 guys walk into a bar, preferably the Hog's Head.
Seamus says "I have got the smallest arm in the world"
Ron says, "I have the smallest head in the world"
Harry says, "I have got the smallest dick in the world"
The 3 guys go to the Guinness World Records
Seamus comes back and says "I really do have the smallest arm in the world"
Ron comes back and says "Amazing, I do have the smallest head in the world"
Harry comes back angry " Who the F*CK is JUSTIN BIEBER?????"
I love my music!
Lady GaGa told me to be proud of who I am
Ke$ha told me glitter and partying is everything
Bruno Mars taught me you can make millions about a song about lying on a couch
Taylor Swift taught me to whine creatively about a heartbreak
Avril Lavigne told me to smile, and cuss while doing it,
but the most important thing is...
Rebecca Black taught me the days of the week!!
Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Taio Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name. Eminem looked around and said I'm Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Whip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and stopped LMFAO from Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just a Dream.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
93% of teenagers would have a total mental breakdown and go completely crazy if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7% that would roll their eyes and say, "Um, yeah, no freakin' chiz, Eintstein. What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile.
If you have sometimes walk into walls at completely random times, then announce to everybody who asks if you're okay or if you hurt yourself that you SO did not just walk into that wall, and you're completely fine, no need to be worried, you were just saying hello to it with your face, but thanks for your concern, copy this onto your profile
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you just stood there and yelled BANG! then I don't think you'd be able to kill very many people.
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"
MOBILE FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATE: standing on the side of the road with a sign that says "I bet you can't hit me with a quarter" to see how much money I can get for people's idiocy!
The next time you're in Walmart, hide in a clothes rack and when someone is looking through the clothes come out and say "WELCOME TO HOGWARTS" :)
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A black man went into a restaurant and the white man at the till said "Colored people aren't allowed here." The black man said.
"When I was born I was black,
when I'm hot I'm black,
when I'm cold I'm black,
when I'm sick I'm black,
and when I die I'll be black. But...
When you were born you was pink,
when you are hot you are red,
when you are cold you are blue,
when you are sick you are green,
and when you die you'll be purple.
And you're calling me colored?
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If you are totally and completely in love with Draco Malfoy and/or Tom Felton, post this on your profile.
GO TEAM DRACO!!! (He IS MINE, Elle! Deal with it!!)
Things Rick Riordan Taught Me:
Even cat goddesses like growling at birds.
Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones.
The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese.
Children of rival gods can fall in love.
No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels.
Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream.
Eating fruit bats is bad for your health.
Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated.
The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy.
Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess.
Jackal headed gods can be attractive.
Math teachers really are evil.
Set's secret name is Evil Day. (Use this to your advantage...)
It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena.
Elvis was a magician. No, really.
Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed.
Hieroglyphics are fun to read.
A god of toilet paper can actualy be really cool.
Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.
If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you.
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If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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Only the foolish try to impart wisdom, trying to look wise-
If at first you don’t succeed, don’t go sky diving.
If you see someone who is on the ground, hurt and bleeding, don’t go up and ask “Are you Ok?” OF COURSE THEY ARE NOT OK! What you should be doing is calling an ambulance. CALL NOT TEXT!
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together. - Adam Savage [Mythbusters]
"Potter, show respect for your former Professors," said McGonagall. "While he did have the minor drawback of You-Know-Who possessing him and that fake stutter, Professor Quirrell did have a decent understanding of his materials. Professor Lockhart...okay, Potter, you win on that one." Passage from a Harry Potter fanfic. Try to guess which one!
Read 50 Things Sirius Black IS NOT Allowed To Do and look at this webpage with 150 Things I am Not Allowed to Do At Hogwarts:
Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is.
Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his 'feminine side'.
Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.
Professor Moody … the best 'teaching' Hogwarts has seen in a while.
Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her.
Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as 'Professor', 'Headmaster' or 'Sir', not 'Dude', 'My Liege' or 'Tim the Enchanter'.
Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.
Draco Malfoy … disagrees.
Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.
Ron Weasley … is very afraid.
Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.
Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.
Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it's against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.
George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.
Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.
James Potter … doesn't believe her.
Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about 'his time of the month'.
Sirius Black … killed by drapery.
Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences.
Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane.
Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.
Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as 'Luscious Mouthful'.
Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence"
"Try Not To Cry"
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
So, Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry and remember how blessed they truly are,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
Boys are like slinkies; practically useless, and yet it is SO amusing to watch them fall down the stairs!!
Boys are like trees - they take 50yrs to grow up.
Excuse me. Have you seen my mind? I think I've lost it...
My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.
Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional
Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to. – Anon.
'When life hand you lemons, squirt them in people's eyes!'
"Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do insult them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes." – Anon.
"Friends are God’s apology for relatives.” – Anon.
Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.
A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it.
Wouldn't it be fun to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? ~ Anon.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. ~ Anon.
Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
He: Why do you wear a Bra if you've got nothing to fill it in?
He: Is this seat empty?
He: Can I invite you a drink?
He: Can I have this song?
He: Your body is like a temple.
He: Where were you all my life?
He: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
You say Twilight
This is a true story:
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)
A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!
One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”
He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.
Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.
Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.
If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died
You have 13 minutes
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Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!
If you think that anyone with a profile this long HAS to be a good, creative, cool writer, copy this into your profile and spread the love of everything awesome!
-If you're not too fond of little children, then copy this onto your profile. (Except little babies... they're sooooooooo cute!)
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste this into your profile. (But I would appreciate more than one!)
Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.
Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
My favorite word is sarcasm.
Friend's will always be like '' well you deserve better'' but best friends will be prank calling him saying '' you will die in seven days''
"Being normal is for freaks."- unknown
"We're going to throw tomatoes at the president! Tomatoes, and chairs, and chair-y tomatoes!"- unknown
"Exile. I'm in exile. They've banished me from the lunch table."- unknown
An essay is an attempt to explain something that could have been said in two sentences
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask myself random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone’s liver?')
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
"They have sent us to this dungeon, more commonly known as school."-unknown
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then let everyone else wonder how you did it." -unknown
"You laugh at me now, but you won't be laughing at me when I crawl out from under your bed tonight."
"Penguins!! They steal your sanity one brain cell at a time!!"
"What girls don't seem to know: If a guy acts like he hates you, chances are he likes you. What guys don't seem to know: If a girl acts like she hates you, chances are she hates you."
"Go ahead and talk about me behind my back, but I have advice for you. Click your heels together and say: 'I NEED A LIFE!'"
On December 24th, 2006 at 8:00 in the morning, a 14-year-old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his e-mails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into his Yahoo e-mail account. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't send a chain letter about a little girl who kills you in your sleep with no natural cause of death. This is the e-mail she read: My name is Ofelia Heras. I'm 16 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately. You have 900 seconds to repost this onto your profile or I will visit you tonight.
What a Boyfriend Should Do
When she walks away from you mad
When she stare's at your mouth
When she pushes you or hit's you
When she start's cussing at you
When she's quiet
When she ignore's you
When she pull's away
When you see her at her worst
When you see her start crying
When you see her walking
When she's scared
When she lay's her head on your shoulder
When she steal's your favorite hat
When she tease's you
When she doesn't answer for a long time
When she look's at you with doubt
When she say's that she like's you
When she grab's at your hands
When she bump's into you
When she tells you a secret
When she looks at you in your eyes
When she misses you
When you break her heart
When she says its over
When she re-post this bulletin
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
If you post this in the next five minutes the one you love will :
Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same gender as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If you’re initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
The memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
Changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time
But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
Anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
9. If you choose...
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile
When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the heck is drinking my dang soda!!"
(Regrettably, I take ZERO credit for this. I stumbled upon it and wanted to re-post, so courtesy of this Tumblr, this is the Harry Potter books according to different characters. RIOTOUSLY funny.)
Harry Potter According To:
1. Sirius Black and the prison fun.
1. Neville and Being Badass.
1. Filch and the Year Hogwarts Started to go to Hell.
1. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by Quirrel .
1. Hedwig and F*ck Yes Harry Potter Owns Me.
1. Ron Weasley and the F*cking Three Headed Dog.
1. Hermione Granger and the Levi-OH-sa.
1. Cedric and That Time He Found Something.
1. Dumbledore and the Oh Sh*t He’s at Hogwarts Now.
1. Lord Voldemort and that time I picked the wrong head to chill on.
Fred and George
1. Fred and George and the time we confused our Mum.
1. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
1. Harry Potter and the year I became addicted.
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Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters:
1. Nymphadora Tonks-Lupin
2. Ginny Weasley
3. Luna Lovegood
4. Draco Malfoy
5. Severus Snape
6. Hermione Granger
7. Fred Weasley
8. Lily Evans
9. Narcissa Malfoy
10. Lord Voldemort
11. George Weasley
12. Sirius Black
01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
(Hermione Granger/George Weasley) Yes, I have.
02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
(Draco Malfoy) Oh. F*CKING. Yeah!
03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
(Sirius Black/Lily Evans) Well, that could definitly happen... IF JAMES DIDN'T EXIST.
04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
(Narcissa Malfoy) Not really if she's the main character...
05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
(Ginny Weasley/Hermione Granger) I tend to skip anything femme!slash.
06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
(Severus Snape/Narcissa Malfoy or Severus Snape/Lord Voldemort) Uh, Snape/Cissy!
07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
(Fred Weasley walking in on Ginny Weasley/Sirius Black shagging) He'd go all "Majorly Big Brother-ish" and try to stop it.
08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
(Luna Lovegood/Lord Voldemort) Here goes:
She was an orphaned lunatic. He was a power-crazed orphaned lunatic. Against each other, they fight, but someone's pulling the strings, and Luna's falling hard for Tom Riddle.
09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
(Nymphadora Tonks-Lupin/Lily Evans) They're 13 years apart!
10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
(Fred Weasley/Sirius Black) This totally contradicts question 7...
11) What kind of plot would you have for Four to de-flower One?
(Draco Malfoy/Nymphadora Tonks-Lupin) This is some major incest, but they renounce their families, run away together, he rapes his cousin, we're all happy.
12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
(Fred Weasley) I don't know, but I surely hope not.
13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
(Luna Lovegood) Yeah, with Neville and Ron.
14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
(George Weasley) I really don't think so, but you are all free to check and contradict me!
15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
(Ginny Weasley/Draco Malfoy/Severus Snape) Umm, no, but that gives me new writing ideas...
16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
(Lord Voldemort) He's never had sex in J.K. Rowling's world... but maybe, "Don't stop or I'll kill you! Like a Mudblood!"
17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
(Lily Evans) I don't know, I've never written anything about Lily..
18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
(Nymphadora Tonks-Lupin/Hermione Granger/Sirius Black) M, for language, sexual acts and implications. (It is Sirius...)
19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
(Lord Voldemort/Ginny Weasley) "I don't need to give you another diary, for you to show me what you want to do tonight." or "Let me go grab my Basilisk to enter your chamber of secrets..." I don't really think it'd work though...
20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
(Severus Snape) 10 minutes ago, right before I started this damned quiz!
21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
(Hermione Granger) In my world, long black hair and older men.
22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
(George Weasley/Narcissa Malfoy) Uh, HELL NO! Drunk, maybe, if it was all of Hogsmeade's firewhisky and nearly every drink at the Three Broomsticks. Sober, I really hope not.
23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
(Luna Lovegood/Fred Weasley) Um, Luna.
24.)"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Write a warning. Name one person who should write it.
25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
(Fred Weasley/Lily Evans) Well, Harry would be Ginny's step brother or something, so they could of never gotten married, Ron would be Harry's half brother or something, so they'd argue a heluva lot more. Oh, and my personal reaction: AHHHHH!
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