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Joined 08-04-11, id: 3130527, Profile Updated: 03-02-14
Author has written 8 stories for Vampire Academy, Mortal Instruments, Maximum Ride, and Fairy Tail.

Thank you for visiting my profile! So I want to be a writer when I grow up. This is a good start. So I put up a few things about me. Check them out.

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Quizness!

1. Name? I'm not sure i trust you but i'll give you my nickname... Lissa.AND THAT IS ALL YOU GET!
2. Nickname? Lissa. (Not from vampire academy) or Liss. Sometimes my dad calls my Mrs. Magillacutty.
3. Elementary school? Island School
5. Sweats or jeans? Jeans
6. Orange or apple? Apple
7. Do you have a crush on someone? Not really...
8. Eat or drink? drink
9. Piercings? not anymore
10. Coke or Pepsi? pepsiHave you ever:
11. Been in an airplane? Yes
12. Been in a car accident? Nope.
13. Been in a fist fight? If you want to call it t.hat

First & last:
15. First piercing? My right ear. My left right after.
16: First Best friend? Dork, Livvy, Lukas, Bubba, Trey, SooJin, Poppet.
17. First award? Spelling my name?
18: First crush? As much as i hate to admit it, my first crush was Zach B. In my defense, everyone liked him back then.
19. First word? Dad.
20. Last person you talked to in person? Ashlyn
21. Last person you texted? Ashlyn
22. Last friend you watched a movie with? Dork!
23. Last food you ate? Fro Yo
24. Last movie you watched in theaters? Hunger Games
25. Last song you listened to? Wretches and Kings! Aww yeah, Dork!
26. Last person you hugged? Wow... my dad count? If not... i think it was Dork...

Favorites:
28. Food? Prosciutto!
29. Drink? Hawaiian Punch
30. Flower? Tulip? No, Rose?
31. Animal? DOLPHIN!
32. Color? Blue
y34. Movie? Source Code!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
35.Singe?Band? Justin Robinett and Michael Henry or Boys Like Girls

Have you ever:
36. Fallen in love with someone? No. I though i was in love though...
37. Celebrated Halloween? Heck yeah!
38. Went over the minutes/text on your phone? I have unlimited...
39. Wanted to smack someone upside the head? Oh My Gosh, OF COURSE!
40. Eaten a whole pizza? heheh yeaaaaah
41. Did something you regret? Hasn't everyone?
42. Broke a promise? I don't make promises i don't keep. I'm a girl of my word. Of course, i have. But never again.
43. Hid a secret? yep.
44. Pretend to be happy? So many times...
Your future:
45. Want kids: yeah like one.
46. Want to get married? Kind of..
47. Career? Writer or Marine Biologist NOT A DOCTOR MOM!!!

Which is better in the opposite gender:
48. Lips or eyes? Eyes.
49. Shorter or taller? doesn't matter.
50. Romantic or spontaneous? mmmmm both!
51. Hook up or relationsip? Relationship. I am soooo not that type of girl.
52. Looks or personality? if you truley love someone, they'd be beautiful to you anyway, so personality.
Have you ever:
53. Lost glasses/contacts? Don't wear any.
54. Snuck out? yeaaaah
55. Held some thing and dropped it? if you knew me, you wouldn't even need to ask. Right mom and dad?
56. Broke someone's heart? Sadly. On the upside, he became one of my best friends.
57. Been in love? Sure. I love my dork, and Livvy, and I love Lukas (not that way! he's like my brother) and Trey. I love my parents. Been in love though? No.
Do you believe in:
59. Yourself? Not at all.
60. Miracles? Without a doubt.
61. Love at first sight? yes.
62. Santa? No. My mom ruined it when she asked me, "would this shirt make a good stocking stuffer?"
63. Forever & Always? No. No one lives forever, and if you die before the one you love, wouldn't you want them to move on and be happy?

TRUTHFULLY:
64. Is there one person you want to be with right now? Defiantly. I miss Lukas so much!
65. Who your real friends are? Dork, and Lukas... maybe Trey. I know i can count on them for anything. As for Livvy, SooJin, and Bubba? Well I haven't seen SooJin in soooooo long and haven't talked to her much either. Bubba and I have a strange relationship and Livvy? I have no idea. She hides her emotions from everyone and sometimes i don't know if she likes me or hates me. Don't get me wrong, i love her like a sister, but i don't know if the feeling is mutual.
66. Who was the last person you texted? Ashlyn
67. Who's your best friend? Dork and Lukas
68. Guy you trust the most? Lukas
69. Did I lie in any of these? Does it sound like i lied?

Okay so heres a little Q&A facts about me.

Q: Whats your favorite ice cream?

A:chocolate chip cookie dough.

Q:Favorite movie?

Source Code!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Favorite show?

A: Pretty Little Liars

Q: Favorite book?

A: Vampire Academy!!!

VA Couples I'm okay with:

Dimitri and Rose

Eddie and Mia

Viktoria and Eddie

Viktoria and Adrian

Abe and Janine

Jill and Adrian

Jill and Eddie

Jill and Mason

Rose and Mason

ME AND DIMITRI!!!!

A few other books I enjoy:

Sundays At Tiffinay's by James Patingson

Evermore Series by Alison Noel

If I Stay by Gayle Forman

Frozen Fire by Tim Bowler

Pretty Little Liars by Sara Shepard

Twilight by Stephenie Meyers

House Of Night Series by P.C Cast

The Gift by James Patingson

Some of my favorite songs:

If I die young by The Band Perry

Almost anything from Eminem

Immortal by Evanescence

Pretend by Lightshttp

Wispers In The Dark by Skillet

Lucky by colbie caillat and Jason Mraz

Dancing With Tears In My Eyes by Ke$ha


Date and Time

December 29, 2011 at 2:33 P.M

What are you listening to?

Coming Home by Diddy - Dirty Money & Skylar Grey

What did you last eat?

Chicken flavored noddles

And drink?

a orange mango flavored Ice

Last text message sent/received?

A forward

Your current desktop picture?

The Microsoft logo

What are you doing?

Updating my profile, Duh!

Last website visited?

Facebook

Last person spoke to?

my mom

Last thought?

I NEED TO UPDATE MY FANFICTION!!!!

Mood

I don't know...Anxious? I mostly feel normal.


Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside!
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box):
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?(Whose body?))

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would only hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm . . . something must have gotten lost in the translation . . . well, then again maybe not . . . Oh, those Koreans!)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use under water and in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one . . .)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh, go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On a package of Fing'rs fake nails:
For use on nails ONLY.
(Well gee, I was gonna put em on my face! Darn!)


GET TO KNOW MEEE!

1) Favorite object in my room?

My Kindle and my Ipod!!!!

2) What flavor Slurpee do you get?

I get blue rasberry best flavor in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3) Do you get nervous before doctors appointments?

Not really, its an excuse to get out of school. But, take me to the detintsit and I'll freak out! I hate the feeling of them drilling your teeth! EESH! gives me the creeps just writing about it!!!

4) Favorite song?

OHHH, thats a tuffy. Ummm let me think... right now I'm going to go with three songs.

1) Safe and Sound by Taylor Swift, i adore the Hunger Games!

2) Iredecent by Linkin Park

3) Wretches and Kings by Linkin park (hehe the song my friend Alison and I rap. I know your reading this soo...Luv you gurly!)

5) What do you think of hot dogs?

They're okaay, unless i go to Chicago and have a Gene and Judes cuz those are yummy!

6) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?

It matters how early...

7) Can you do pushups?

Yeperoonie!

8) Can you do chin ups?

Yeah like 1 maybe 2 on a good day :p

9) What’s you favorite piece of jewelry?

My necklace with the tree of life on it! or my charm braclet with the chain i made out of paper clips.

10) Do you like blue cheese?

Nope, it don't taste good. Blech! it doesn't smell good either.

11) Ever been in a car crash?

Not that I know of...

12) What's one thing you hate about your self?

Ugh, where can i start? I think my nose is more on the stuby side, i'm breaking out on my forehead, and im always chubbier then i want. Not to mention how i can barely do one pull up!!!!

13) Middle name?

What's it to you? How about a deal... you tell me yours and I'll lie about mine. :)

14) 3 things going through your head right now?

1. Darn when is the next book in H.o.N coming out?

2. This questionar is such a creeper!

3. Am i really typing in my thoughts?

15) Three things you bought yesterday?

ummmm well i was going to buy a movie ticket, but the times got all messed up.

16) 3 things you drink regularly?

well curetnly it an Ice, Tea, and Milk

17) 3 things you eat regularly?

Toast, apples, and gum... does that count as eating? I mean you still chew it...

18) Current worry?

Ugh, school is going to start again soon :(

19) Current hate?

woah! You do not want to go there! you'll be reading my profile for days!!!!

20) Do you spend Christmas with your extended worry?

No! I was to focused about all the presents in front of me! :)

21) How do you bring in the new year?

Our family watches the ball drop on the T.V and drinks sparkling sider while playing some rediculous game (most likely poker)

22) Where would you like to be right now?

Kauai! I miss it soooooooooooo much! Then my dad got transfered to this winter wonderland! :(

23) Do you own slippers?

Yeah, who doesn't wear slippers? Oh wait, i always forget that slippers are called flipflops here. Umm yeah i have penguin slippers and they're sooooo adorable! and just a little FYI slippers are the same as flipflops in Hawaii!!!!

24) What shirt are you wearing?

the shirt i got for paricipating in the biatholon. I fell asleep with it on.

25) Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?

UMMMMMMMMMMMM HELL YEAH! if i had any!

26) Can you whistle?

I wish!

27) Which hand do you write with?

I'm a righty! hahah but i still drag my hand on the paper so i'm a lefty at heart!

28) Favorite girls name?

I think the name Alexis is awesome!

29) Favorite boys name?

ummmm right now i love the name Mason or Stark cuzz those are my fave characters right now! Yep i said it!!!! I am no longer a Dimitri fan, I love Mason!!!! and i never liked Heath and i used to like Erik until he became an asshat! now i'm upsessed with Stark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

30) Whats in your pocket

I don't got any pockets! I'm wearing PJ's

31) Last person to make you laugh?

My friend Alison!!! she also a fanfictionary person!

32) Worst injury you've ever had?

I broke both my hands! My right hand: i fell of a zip line. My left hand: i broke it snowboarding.

33) Do you love where you live?

It's not bad... i don't particularly like snow unless its under my snow board. I would much rather go back to Kauai but then i wouldn't have my good friends Alison and Livvy!

34) How many TV's do you have at home?

um let's see...1,2,3 carry the five, subtract 20, drink somemore Ice, i have 7 TV's!! :)

35) Who is your loudest friend?

Oh, that's easy! Alison!!!! actually maybe Teaghleir orrrr Colin...definatly Colin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

36) How many dogs do you have?

Two...One's named Meka, who is a big dog and a mix of all sorts. The other is Mouse, she's a tiny minature pinture/ chiwawa (don't know how to spell that)/daxhound. Well that's what we're asuming.

37) What is your favorite candy?

I like fruity candys but not tomato fruity but like Life savers or gummy bears... well come to think of it, i love fruity gummies!!!!!!!!

38) Where is the next place you want to travel to?

How many times do i have to say this? KAUAI!!! but i would also like to visit Rome and Russia one day.

39) What were you doing at midnight last night?

READING!!! LOL I'm such a dork!

40) What was the first thing you thought this morning when you woke up?

It's quite...to quite for 11:00 hmmm... It turns out my family ditched me while i was sleeping.

41) What song is stuck in your head right now?

Just A Dream by Carrie Underwood.

42) What was the last thing that you ate?

Gum... Extra Dessert Delights Key Lime Pie sugar free gum to the exact. It sounds gross but it's good, i swear!

43) What was the last TV show that you watched/finished?

Finished? Hmmm for the last few days i've been watching bits and peices of shows... I thinks Pretty Little Liars...No! It was...Tosh.O yeah that was the lasy complete show i watched.

44) Are you a nerd?

No...I'm a dork who stays up till six o'clock with a certain someone reading a certain book known as Vampire Academy. *Cough* Alison*cough* hahaha it's funny that it asked that cuzzz that's our nickname for eachother...Dork not nerd.

45) What is the weirdest thing you've ever heard a teacher say?

hahaha well my art teacher once said "HEY! ONLY TWO PER JACKET! What? You got three to fit? Okay, THREE PER JACKET!" and then Mr. Derouscher one said, "CATS AND DOGS ARE NOT FALLING FROM THE SKY!!!" i wasn't even in his class when he said it, I was nextdoor, that's just how loud he said it. Oh and Ms. Pactell always says "Happy Panda." and when students annoy her she says, "Okay let's go run in circles...over there," I

46) How many people do you think have actually read this whole quiz?

IDK! I bet at least one person is reading this...make that two cuz i sorta read this.


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Please do your part to end it Friends or Best Friends FRIENDS: never ask anything to eat or drink BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. Mrs and grandma and grandpa BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD, GRAMPS AN

D GRAMS FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we really messed up

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. here's a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell your secrets BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school/college (drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we don't waste!!"

FRIENDS: Will ignore this BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit

To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity:

1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You to Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once everyone has gotten over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With the Prophecy'.

7. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

8. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

9. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

10. Sing Along At The Opera.

11. Put Mosquito Netting around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

12. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

13. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream ‘I Won! I Won!'

14. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, yelling 'Run for Your Lives! They're Loose!'

15. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, ‘Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.


You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

Excuse me. Have you seen my mind? I think I've lost it...

I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

"Immature" actually spells "I'm mature"

Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Don't interupt me when I'm talking to myself. It's rude.

Slytherin is the one to solve world hunger and not tell anyone.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?

Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer, then you find there is nothing in it.


42 Things That Will Make Your Parents Go Crazy

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...

2. Moo when they say your name...

3. Run into walls...

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...

8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time...

9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...

10. Do what they actually tell you...

11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly...

12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...

13. At everything they say yell, Liar...

14. Try to swim in the floor...

15. Tap on their door all night...

16.Pretend to have amnesia...

17.Say everything backwards...

18.Give yourself a swirly...

19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!! it's dying!!"...

20.Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear...

21.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...

22.Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder...

23.Run in circles... 24.Recite a whole movie 3 times...

25.Pretend to beat yourself up...

26.Chase/bark at the mail man...

27.Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement...

28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way...

29.Super glue your finger up your nose...

30.Talk to a pen...

31.Lay face down and chant like an Indian tribe...

32.Try and climb the wall...

33.Roll on the floor laughing hysterically in supermarkets...

34.Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn...

35. Turn the tv on to a station you don't get, watch the static and say you're looking for the pattern...

36.Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!"...

37.Eat your hair...

38.Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal...

39.Eat anything obviously not edible...

40.Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house...

41.When you shower or bathe yell, "I'm drowning!!"...

42.Try to snorkel in your fish tank...


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I have a story for this one... so my teacher Mrs. Drechsler (AKA Drechsler the Dragon) was doing role call on the first day of school. When she called my name I said here instead of "Good Morning" like all the other girls did. She stared at me for a while so i waved and said "Hi!" then she glared and said "your not a morning person are you?" I shook my head. so she continued, "You don't want to be here do you?" i didn't know how to reply so i said "No?" she glared at me some more and said, "well, guess what? I am a morning person!" and went on to the next student, every once in a while going "You, you are a morning person," to a random kid. She was my writing teacher, and she hated me until i gave her my first peice of writing. Right now we're on a truce!

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List your favorite characters, in order from 1-12

1. Jace Wayland

2. Stark

3. Mason Ahsford

4. Adrian Ivashkov

5. Rose Hathaway

6. Lissa Dragomir

7. Clarissa Fray

8. Simon Lewis

9. Isabelle

10. Zoey Redbird

11. Luke

12. Aphrodite

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven sex story before?- No. I don't think i want to either. I mean, Luke and Lissa? BLEAH! He sooo much older than her and he's a werewolf and she's a vampire, yeah, NO!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? - YES! Adrian is hot!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? - hahahaha Simon would make history for the first male- vampire or not- to get pregnant. Then Clary, Isabelle, and Maia would kill Aphrodite if she doesn't kill herself first. Simon is so not her type!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? - Nope, none yet.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?- Stark and Lissa? Yeah, i could see it.

6) Five/Nine together or Five/Ten together? - Let's see, Zoey or Rose or Isabelle and Rose? Isabelle. She and Rose are a lot a like. They both have the same attitude, have bad ass fighting skills, both are incredibly viscous when in a bad mood, terrible cooks, and amazing looks! They're sexy and they know it!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in an awkward situation? - Clary would either tell Zoey or be thinking "WHO THE HELL ARE THESE PEOPLE!?" then slowly back out of the room, but end up knocking something over like in City Of Glass and Stark and Aphrodite would jump apart, stare at Clary in awkward silence, shrug and go right back on to whatever they were doing while Clary ran out hoping to just forget that scene.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten love stoty. - Mason Ashford, still trying to get over Rose Hathaway, stumbles upon the vampire fledgling, Zoey Redbird, who has been crushed by previous boyfriend, Stark. (even though it would never happen) They can both relate to the horrible feeling of being heart broken, and begin to comfort one another. But as their pain fades and is replaced for an even deeper love than before, they begin to push each other away, scared to be heart broken once again. Soon Mason feels an even bigger void in his life than before and chases after Zoey. Only, it's too late. Mason, miserable, attempts to kill himself, only to be stopped at last minute than none other then Zoey Redbird. They confide each other and discover they both feel the same. Now, they have two kids, each named after their old lover in thanks of bringing the two together. :)

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight love? - Jace and Simon? I would laugh at whoever tried to set that one up! The only reason they tolerate each other is for Clary's sake

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort story. - I Can't Change Who I Am.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One? - Jace and Adrian? That would be tough, but possible if you follow these steps:

Convince Lissa to use spirit to charm a ring so that whoever wears it shall look like Clarissa Fray. While Adrian is drunk, slip it on his finger. One the ring is in place, introduce Jace. HEY! THAT RYHMES!! Shut upcommentary! Anyways, Jace of course, will think it's Clary and will believe he's in love with Adrian. Adrian won't be very hard to convince because he's a drunken, spirit using, Moroi. The only thing to worry about is the actual Clarissa. I do have my qualms about this, but you must do, what you must do. The only way to get rid of her is to place her in a story she'll never find her way out of, like: Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants. Yeah, that's it!

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three gay stories? Mason Ashford Gay stories? That doesn't seem likely and no.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? No or not that i know of...

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? - Stark/Adrian/Rose? No.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? - STARK!!

16) If you wrote a song-story about Eight, what song would you choose? - Simon? I don't know, I'll have to look into that.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve love story, what would the warning be? - Jace/Lissa/Aphrodite. Strong language, arrogance, and a LOT of confusion.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?- For Stark and Zoey? No pick up line needed. However Stark would probably say something completely

sweet or funny in a scottish accent.


i'm tired...
i'm tired of caring for people who don't give a sh*t about me.
i'm tired of waiting for a text that's never going to come.
i'm tired of thinking things will be different, yet they never change.
i'm tired of giving out chances, only to be let down.
i'm tired of putting forth 100% of an effort and only getting 25% in return.
i'm tired of broken promises
i'm tired of all the let downs by all the people who mean the most to me.
i'm tired of making someone a priority, when in reality i'm just a number to them.
i'm tired of sh*tty fiends who are never there for me.
i'm tired of self centered assholes, who only manipulate a situation for their own perspective, never even thinking about what someone else is going through.
i'm tired of the same bullsh*t happening over and over again.

I'm sure everyone feels this way once in their lives, right. Copy and paste if you have

Thanksgiving Special

Rose's dress in Thanksgiving Special:

Lissa's dress in Thanksgiving Special:

Mia's dress in Thanksgiving Special:

Viktoria's dress in Thanksgiving Special:

Dimitri's engagement ring to Rose:

Broken Hearts Mend

What Alexis looks like:

The Locket Adrian gave Alexis:


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Unexpected by dumbrunette reviews
Tris Prior has never been the prettiest girl in her group of friends. She is short, awkward, and absolutely HATES the school playboy Tobias Eaton. Who she has to admit is pretty hot. They start to get to know things about each other that nobody else knows about them. Tris becomes scared that she might have feelings for him, and he might have them for her. Sexual content. swearing.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,243 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias, Uriah - Complete
Different Coloured Roses by XxMissLittleAuthorxX reviews
Rose and Lissa didn't run away from the academy and Dimitri's charge didn't die then. Rose is now a Guardian and on her night off, she meets Dimitri for the first time, what will happen? PLZ READ! AND COMMENT!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 57,425 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Forgotten Roses by Buria reviews
After one fateful night that changed everything, will an amnesiac Rose be able to piece her life back together? And this time will Dimitri be able to win her heart over? Complete.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,495 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Bad Always Leads To Good by I Love Dimitri Belikov reviews
STARTS AT THE END OF SPIRIT BOUND! Five years after Rose has been proven innocent and left court, she meets Dimitri again and has to live with him in the same house for unlimited time. And now she has some new cool powers and a new destiny in life.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 75,512 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
The Search For Rosemarie Mazur by MadameRozaBelikova reviews
Dimitri Belikov is a private investigator hired by the shady Abe Mazur to hunt down his long lost daughter. He heads to the States and goes undercover masquerading as a high school student. Will he find her? What happens when he falls in love with her?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 152,579 - Reviews: 2690 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Let Me In by little.dhampir.belikov reviews
Rose Hathaway is a 17-year-old girl who trusts no one but her best friend, Lissa Dragomir. What will happen when a new guy comes along? Danger is threatening her best friend. Will she get to her before it's too late? Summary in first chapter :
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,899 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Is it Fate? by Joleigh13 reviews
Rose and Dimitri have finally given in to each other. What happens when he & Lissa find Rose and Christian in a compromising position? What if Lissa starts rumors about them and they decide to leave? What happens 5 years later when they have to come back?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,311 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
My Immortal by PeachyKeen13 reviews
Not a songfic! Stark took a bullet for Z, and she's trying to cope with his death. But Stark wouldn't just leave her sad - he was prepared for this. So he wrote her a letter. Will it be enough to console her? Read and Review; better than it sounds!
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - J. Stark, Zoey R. - Complete
Glass Hearts by Skyecelade99 reviews
Jace and Clary are best friends and are going out together. However, Aline takes an interest in Jace and will do whatever it takes to have him, even if she has to kill or hurt someone to have him. *Second Place for All Human in the MI Awards*
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,947 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Life is Beautiful by Psalms chapter 34 verse 11 reviews
Just the mortal instuments characters all human living in New York. Rated T for some mild language. I'm pleased to say that this story won second place in the romance catagory for M.I. thanks you guys:
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,691 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
The Winged Descend Upon Canadia by Jace'sAngel reviews
Everybody goes vacationing in "Canadia" and hilarity ensues. Lots of OC's. Possible fluff. Pairings: Jace/Clary, Fang/Max, Alec/Magnus. Co-written by Shay Is A Beast. Yeah, we can spell Canada. But the use of the term "Canadia" will be explained.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/11/2010
A Through Z by BellaBaby2813 reviews
Jace can have any girl he wants with the snap of a finger. So Magnus comes up with a bet, one girl for each letter of the alphabet in fifty days or Jace gets a makeover; Magnus style. Sounds easy? Of course! Until he gets to C... AU!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,800 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
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Like the Back of My Hand reviews
"Do you... do you really not know who I am?" "I think I would remember someone as annoying as you." A two-shot in which Lucy mysteriously loses her memory, and Natsu is going to help her get it back, one way or another. Rated T for underlying themes. NaLu fluff ;) (particularly in chapter 2)
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/3/2015 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Will You Marry Me? reviews
Clarissa Fray is fresh out of college and can't find a job for the life of her. She moves to New York with her brother's promise of finding her a good job and a place to live. However, this new life isn't exactly what she expected. Her "new employer," Jace Wayland, needs someone to be his "fiance" to fool his boss, and fast! Unfortunately, it appears Clary's the one for the job.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,865 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 11/3/2013 - [Clary F., Jace W.]
Until I Find Peace reviews
It's funny, the way we live life. We think we know what we want, but we really don't. I thought I had everything, i thought i was happy. But here i am. I should be dead for good, but i still need to find that stupid thing holding me back—the one thing i didn't find in my first life. Once I do, i can find peace and move on, but i hardly remember my name. T for swearing. FAX story.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2014 - [Max, Fang]
You Can't Wait Forever reviews
The past tends to haunt the present. Someone who once knew Rose is out for revenge, and Rose runs away to keep the people she loves safe. And where it may seem like Rose has control of the situation, someone else is really the puppet master. Can Rose make it out alive, all the while keeping her friends safe? Rated T
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,218 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Broken Hearts Mend reviews
Everyone knows that Adrian played around, a lot. What if he has a daughter and doesn't know it? What if the mom was to scared to tell her daughter the truth. When a car accident occurs and Alexis has no other choice but to live with her father, Adrian has to learn what's it's like to be a dad, and have a real family. Here's their story. Rated T
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,722 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Adrian I. - Complete
12 Days of Shadowhunter Christmas reviews
12 days of one shots including our most favorite series ;D. More info inside. T for mild language and *shrugs* just in case.. I DIDN'T COME UP WITH IT! I'm just posting my contribution from the tumblr blog: shadowhunterchristmas(.)tumbr(.)com- ff hates links (so really, don't blame me if it's against your religious views)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,584 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 12/8/2012
Shopping Spree reviews
The VA gang goes on a shopping spree to all our favorite stores. Hilarious games and adventures await you! Rated T for language
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,260 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Rose H.
Thanksgiving Special reviews
a cute little one shot. The VA gang have thanksgiving together. I suck at summaries. Rated T for content.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
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