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Oh, hi there. :) So, you've found your way into my little (alright, downright puny) corner of the internet, ey?

So, I guess introductions are in order. *clears throat* My name, as you might have deduced from my username, is DrunkOnWriting, Drunk for short...*recalls horrible memory of a misunderstanding caused by that nickname and too much glitter and ending with more glitter, half the tennis club passed out on the laundry room floor and an excessive amount of brownies--not all of them legal*...actually, scratch that, it's DrunkOnWriting, no nickname involved...*coughs awkwardly*...so what's your name?

classic cricket chirp*

Ok, then, I guess I'll do the talking. :) That's fine by me, I like talking! I also like glitter, purple anything, just about everything involving words (except crossword puzzles...I WILL FIND YOU, NUMBER 7 DOWN!!!), photography, icecream, chocolate, pop music, alternative music, rock music, country music, jewlry, clothes, money, driving over the speed limit, laughing, the ocean, laughing maniacly, spellcheck, tiaras, coffee, green tea, peanut butter, TYPING WITH THE CAPS LOCK ON, and my cat, aptly named Shadow, who is cuddly, and wonderfull, and hisses at everyone I don't like, and Harry Potter.

ON A SIDE NOTE: wasn't the last movie just the bees knees? I was Luna for the night (my costume was SICKMCNASTY!!) and at the end of the movie, I tearfully raised my elder wand (Yeah, you read that right) and whispered "Mischief Managed" then proceeded to drive home and cry salty tears into my Mac&Cheese while rewatching the movies, starting with the Order of the Pheonix and ending with the Prisoner of Askanban.

What's that? I'm rambling too much? You dislike my use of the term "bees knees"? BEES DO TO HAVE KNEES, YOU NARGUL!!

ahem* sorry, didn't mean to go there...*awkward silence descends like a heavy fog*

...uh...so...want some brownies?

Hey , I'm trying to see how small the world can be through the internet so please copy and paste the following into your profile adding a message, your pen name and country and pm me when you do please!

Hiya, I'm most likely on a sugar high right now so I'm probably gonna ramble or bounce off the walls now, The Dark side of the Mind ,South Africa

THIS IS SO COOL!!!!!!! :D DrunkOnWriting, America

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The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby by FebruarySong reviews
What happens when a girl who is afraid of blood, thinks Legolas is a complete moron, and knows next to nothing about LotR gets dumped into Middle earth with the Fellowship? Crazy spin on a MarySue fic. Now complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 112,684 - Reviews: 2473 - Favs: 1,898 - Follows: 1,399 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 7/14/2007 - [Legolas, OC] - Complete
Twentyfour Hundred by NotesfromaClassroom reviews
What a difference a day makes! Twenty-four hours on the Enterprise means action, adventure, heartbreak...and that's just the first hour! Set during the shakedown cruise, a story featuring the whole crew with a spotlight on Spock and Uhura.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,873 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - N. Uhura, Spock - Complete
Momma B by danang1970 reviews
The team meets BA's mother for the first time.
A-Team - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,773 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/30/2011 - B.A. Baracus - Complete
Improbability Drive by Hoodoo reviews
The A-Team, plus a multitude of different universes and fandoms. You want the crack? You can't handle the crack!
A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Complete
Rules for Capturing Murdock 101 by rubberducky2010 reviews
Just a bit of fun with Sosa telling Face that she's about to capture Murdock and Face knowing better.
A-Team - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Complete
Losing Mary by Eldalie reviews
How to write original characters in the Tolkienverse and escape the clutches of Mary Sue. MEFA 2011 Nominee
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,573 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by Darth Stitch reviews
B.A.'s not the only one in Denial. Never fear, Jedi Knight H.M. Murdock is on the case! Sequel to "When The Van's A'Rockin'"
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Complete
The Dread Sues of Tulsa by North American Scum reviews
Welcome to American Literature, Part Two. Make sure you bring sporks and Advil, because this semester we'll be studying the vile Mary-Sues plauging the Outsiders fandom.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,134 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Sodapop C., Dallas W. - Complete
Odds and Ends reviews
"When she sees him the color in her face drains, like she's seeing a ghost. 'James' she breathes, eyes wide and unbelieving; his answer is the brightest grin he's worn in a long time. That grin, however, is short lived as a glass goes flying by his head."
A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,400 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - H.M. Murdock