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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Hunger Games.

Hey :)

June 2012

Yes, it is I, the great ScarletParanoia. How have you all been? Good, I hope. And not so many stupid bitches as there are in my life, thankfully. Well, life's been pretty tough for the past couple of months, and next year's sophomore year of high school (yay. -_-), and there shall be ups and downs. All the more better for you, because it's my inspiration to write some hardcore stories at times. (PS: Your reviews are also the coffee to my morning crankiness) I'm working on something else as well, it wasn't fanfiction when I begun it, now I plan on changing the names. So, do you want it to be a Jalice or Bedward or Dramione or Peetniss (Had to do that, sounds too much like penis haha)? Take you're pick, because the story's ready and waiting. It's has supernatural elements, so don't make it something that would be too weird.

And to my darling people who stuck with His Highness The Heartbreaker, I'm really sorry, but that story will be taken up later, after I'm finished with Tales From Her Rocking Chair.

Oh, and follow me on Twitter: @vanilla_bean15 (ScarletParanoia)

Don't hate, and please review, it makes my day :)

Always, for My Bean, and Div. I love you both.

October 2012

Man, time flies. And sophomore year is pretty hard, as I'm doing the GCSEs (Not in England though :P). I'm sorry I've been neglecting fanfiction. Heartbreaker is on a break, because I don't have as much interest in that story as before. I'm hoping to update it soon, or I might leave it up for adoption - which I probably won't. It would break my heart to do so. I'm updating Rocking Chair today! Hope you like it.

I love you ladies (and gents).

XOXO Scarlet

June 2013

WOW, okay. Hopefully no one is running after me with like stakes :S SORRY I've been so MIA, but life got in the way. Right now - I'm in a really happy place, I'm so proud of everyone that's gone so far and I love my friends. I took Heartbreaker down so I can work on it, because that really isn't my style anymore (much.). Will be updating TFHRC soon as a CrackFic so be excited! Love ya'll so much x


"For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone."

- Audrey Hepburn

"Javier once said that dancing is about being exactly who you want to be in that moment. Dancing with him, I realized I was becoming exactly the woman I wanted to be. We didn't win the contest- but we did win something more important to us. On my last night in Havana we were King and Queen of La Rosa Negra. We didn't know when we would see each other again, but we knew that this wasn't our last dance."

- Katey Miller, Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights

"Before you, Bella, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars- points of light and reason... And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn't see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason for anything."

- Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, New Moon

"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you."

- Winnie the Pooh

"Well that's what we do, we fight. You tell me when I'm being an arrogant son of a bitch and I tell you when you are being a pain in the ass, which you are 99% of the time. I'm not afraid to hurt your feelings. You have like a 2 second rebound rate and then you're back doing the next pain-in-the-ass thing. So it's not going to be easy, it's going to be really hard. We're going to have to work at this everyday, but I want to do that because I want you, I want all of you, forever."

- Ryan Gosling as Noah Calhoun, The Notebook

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An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 224,833 - Reviews: 14093 - Favs: 6,910 - Follows: 6,902 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
Grasping Thorns by LadyLush reviews
Scorpius Malfoy and Rose Weasley have never gotten on with each other. Now living together as Heads has made emotions run high between the two, and it seems that the line between hate and tumbling into bed with each other is becoming increasingly blurred.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,861 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Eternally Damned by twiXlite reviews
Edward is THE ultimate vampire. The original. What happens when a visit to the Volturi causes him to pay the Cullens' a visit? Will he find them a threat to the world he's spent an eternity shaping or will he leave them be and let them live in peace?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 173,728 - Reviews: 4487 - Favs: 4,823 - Follows: 2,597 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
That Damn, Sexy Crooked Smile by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Bella, an old, married woman, remembers her first love, the man she would never forget. Heart-breaking, but a happy ending, or at least I think so. AU AH one-shot. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,649 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 108 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Infinite reviews
She looked at him with stars in her eyes. He barely looked at her at all. He's leaving and she pins her heart to her sleeve. Better yet? She gives it to him forever. (AU/OOC)
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Forget Me Not (Revised) reviews
Chicago 1998; 7 year old Bella, meets Tony, a teenager. Ten years later Bella is changed, and she comes back to the same place that they met, no recollection of her past life, except the memory of Tony. Can he bring her back? (REVISED)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,049 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Bella, Edward
Tales From Her Rocking Chair reviews
"I love to watch you, baby." Drabble!Fic, written in a state of insanity. Join Football Captain Stalker-ward, as he stalks Geek-ella in her childhood bedroom. Insert one Jacob Black with a gazillion ab muscles, and we have a messed up story. Song - Every Breath You Take; The Police.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 9,081 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Bella, Edward