StarlightWarrior
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Joined 12-21-02, id: 313296
Author has written 4 stories for Lord of the Rings, Parodies and Spoofs, and Alias.

I have not updated my stories in FOREVER. I haven't been hanging around here so much either, so very sorry if I haven't been reviewing your fic- it's not anythig you did. :) Also, all these stories are quite old (written when I was 13-14), so mostly I keep them up to stay humble. ;P

If I sound like a person you'd like to know more about, or I've scared you into wanting to, click here: http://www.livejournal.com/users/sasja_sokolov for my LJ.

If you are a Boromir fan, and sick of all the bashing he gets, click here to view the Protectors of Boromir: www.geocities.com/starlightwarrior15/Protectors_ofBoromir.html.
If you hate Boromir, the web page will sense this, and lock a permanant cookie unto your IP address, so the Protectors can monitor your LOTR/Boromir- related activities. :P

If you care to read my 'Ten Rules for Writing Fiction', which were taken down, click here. http://www.geocities.com/starlightwarrior15/tenrules.html">http://www.geocities.com/starlightwarrior15/tenrules.html. They are funny, and vaugely constructive. . .

If you are interested in reading my depressing original fiction, click on this link: http://www.fictionpress.com/~StarlightWarrior to view my angst/horror short stories and poems. I currently have 12 of them up there (counting poems). :)

And now for the actual bio.

I'm cynical and a Nerdy!Goth. The cynicism inspires parody; I really don't know where the humor comes from.

"My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music."

Despite being said by Vladimir Nabokov, that sums up my dislikes perfectly. Except soft music- I can sometimes stand it, if it's melancholy enough. Of course, my musical tastes range from Rachmaninoff to Rammstein.

In case I forgot to put up a disclaimer anywhere, I own nothing. I am currently working on owning Aragorn, but he has yet to come up on ebay in a non- action figure or poster state. If anyone can get him for me, I shall pay them as handsomely as I can, plus promote them in my bio! ;P

... and as a final note, I must thank Draculena, gohansfollower, Elenea, Syth Colbalt, Ruzhkal, and trorylover for putting me on their fave lists. I love you guys!

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The Alias Hillbillies by daria22075 reviews
Sydney is sent on several missions, all of which aren't nearly as difficult as being surrounded by a bunch of idiots. Take a few minutes and enjoy a refreshing dose of humor with your favorite Alias characters!
Alias - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,675 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 7/19/2002
Case Studies of Tragic Sues by Leelee5 reviews
Tragic consequences can result when a Mary Sue is not informed of the nature and laws of Middle Earth. These case studies will help prevent future accidents.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,606 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/15/2005 - Published: 1/10/2003
Why They Are Not by ZenZen reviews
Comparison of your all time favourite LotR chracters to random everyday items such as broken lava lamps and rubber chickens. Oh, and did I mention that it was movie based?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,626 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/26/2005 - Published: 6/7/2003
Not So Truly Yours, Anonymous by Elenea reviews
What happens to our poor protagonist Legolas Greenleaf, Prince of Mirkwood when he gets an anonymous hate letter? Please Read and Review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 24,300 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/28/2004 - Published: 1/10/2003 - Legolas
Master Suelove by Meir Brin reviews
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Came to Love the Mary Sue "Saruliel was a Mary Sue/ Perfect, flawless, fair and true/ Dwelling now in Tolkien's Realm/ The Fellowship work to bring her down..."
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,949 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/26/2004 - Published: 10/25/2002
The Boromir Saga by Huinesoron reviews
Boromir has been sold to a girl... a girl who wants to take over the world... and will stop at nothing to do so!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,308 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/18/2003 - Published: 3/17/2003 - Boromir
A Legacy of Faith by Zeech reviews
This story is an account of the years 3012 - 3019 in a timeline where Eowyn and the doomed Boromir met in their youth and found love.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,303 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/14/2003 - Published: 4/4/2002 - Boromir, Eowyn
The Meaning of Sark by xygrlnxtdoor reviews
Ever wonder how Sark got to be the way he is? Why is he so drawn to Sydney? They have a lot more in common then Sydney wants to admit. The story takes place after Season 1. Sydney/Sark Sydney/Vaughn
Alias - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 59,315 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/6/2003 - Published: 9/25/2002
The Mushroom: Middle Earth's Finest News Source by Marauder reviews
The Middle-earth version of The Onion...somewhat OOC, PWP, slashy. Complete. My personl favorite headline: Completely Unrelated Hobbits Wed
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,990 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/14/2003 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Complete
874 to Sydney by Neftzer reviews
Mr. Sark Writes Love Poetry. The conflicts of desire.
Alias - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Sark, J., Sydney B. - Complete
Cereal Commercials Gone Horribly Wrong by Simon Psyc reviews
My Spoofs of various cereal commercials. Currently my longest running story! Also the one that has the most reviews! Keep the streak alive! R&R! Suggestions always welcome!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 4/8/2003 - Published: 6/8/2001
Gandalf's familiar by Werecat99 reviews
The tenth member of the Fellowship: Middle Earth through the eyes of a cat. Chapter 7 up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,648 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/1/2003 - Published: 3/17/2003 - Gandalf, Aragorn
The True Confessions of a Mary Sue Writer by Fionny reviews
What -does- go through the minds of those rabid LotR writers as they write their horrendous Mary Sues?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/10/2002
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The Results of Chance Meetings reviews
Sark and Vaughn have a little conversation during a traffic jam. Get to see Vain!Sark- limited time offer!
Alias - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6/25/2003
The World Domination Fund reviews
Would you like to help an underprivledged child take over the world? Of course you would. Now let's take out those checkbooks and. . . (Sponser week!)
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,189 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/27/2003 - Published: 4/14/2003
How Math was Really Invented reviews
Do you hate math? Do you know why it's so confusing, complicated, and hideous? Here is an explanation.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/23/2003 - Sauron
The Enslaved Elves of the North Pole reviews
How did Santa get all those elves to work for him? Find out the shocking truth! (If you particularly like Santa, dwarves, or Elrond, meh, I don't care, flame if you want) My attempt at dry humor. Slightly AU. Evil Elrond OOC.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,819 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/26/2003 - Published: 3/29/2003 - Legolas, Elrond