Author has written 56 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Mortal Kombat, Charmed, Smallville, Marvel, Power Rangers, Dragon Ball Z, Birds Of Prey, Angel, X-Men: Evolution, Fast and the Furious, Saints Row, Berserk, True Blood, Underworld, Young Justice, Firefly, Married with Children, Resident Evil series, Justice League, and Arrow.
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Nothing personal about me I just post stories. Be warned I have an unhealthy obsession with Buffy and Smallville so most stories will probably be about one of those two if not both.
The Bet (BTVS/Berserk/Blood Plus) AU. YAHF After winning a bet. Buffy gets to choose what Xander and Willow wear on that fateful Halloween too bad she doesn't know about the costumes she picked.
A New Path: Prologue (BTVS/Smallville/Mortal Kombat) Clark, Buffy, and Raiden fight Shao Kahn atop the pyramid of Argus in a last ditch effort to stop Armageddon.
The Last Foe (Mortal Kombat) Shao Kahn has conquered all except for the guy that beats him senseless once a year. Will that change now that he has Blaze's power?
A Strange Meeting Place (BTVS/Smallville) Clark meets a girl he can have a future with in the weirdest place.
A Good Bluff (BTVS) Spike's big mouth saves the world.
The Scooby's plan. (BTVS) Hellmouth day Challenge. Buffy tries listening to her friends.
Star Child and the Waitress (Smallville/True Blood) After Lana marries Lex. Clark took to drinking and woke up married to a waitress.
Changes (BTVS/Berserk/Blood) Willow and Xander cope with the fallout from The Bet.
Weddings, Phantoms, and Men in tights. (BTVS/Smallville) Sequel to a strange meeting place.
Dawnie's Little Friends (BTVS/Puppet Master) When Willow gives her inheritance to Dawn she does an experiment on a Tuesday.
A Berserker's Wrath (BTVS/Berserk/Blood) Betverse one shot. While the gang teleports Glory away from the house Xander accidentally gets teleported to another Buffy universe. He's not a fan of what he sees.
United We Stand (BTVS/Smallville) The chaos caused by Dark Thursday brings the scooby gang to Smallville.
A New Path Volume 1 Commencement (BTVS/Smallville/MK) After a freak storm destroys the Kent Farm Clark has to go to school at the only place his parents can afford. Sunnydale
More Than a Memory (BTVS/Smallville) Clark makes a bad wish at Lex and Lana's wedding.
The Source (PRTF, PRZ, MMPR) When Lord Zedd emerges in the year 3000 it could mean the end of rangers past present and future.
Calling Myself out (YJ/Smallville) Seeing the effect red K has on Conner. Clark tries to take him to the future to protect him from Darkseid.
Meet the Family (Smallville/Dragonball Z) A foreign exchange program shows Clark he's not all alone as he thinks.
Death is only the Beginning (Smallville) Season 10 Tess transfers her memories to herself on the island with Oliver. Standard time fic.
A Doomed Wedding (BTVS/Smallville) Final story in the the Strange Meeting verse Buffy and Clark's wedding has two unwelcome guests.
The Jersey (Smallville) 2012 Christmas one shot. What happened at the end of Lexmas
The Kryptonian Wolf (Smallville/Underworld) Complete and utter AU. When Amelia kills Jonathon and Martha Kent, the elder vampire herself is done in by a 5 year old Clark Kent who is taken in by Lucien. Clark grows up as a lycan and soon must protect a blond inquisitive reporter when Vampires mark her for death for knowing too much.
I've killed gods before (BTVS/Berserk/Blood) The season 5 finale in my bet verse.
Shield Maiden Prologue (BTVS/Captain America/X-Men: Evo) Buffy's life is thrown through the ringer when she finds out she's not the Slayer but something completely different.
Lana's Path (Smallville) Two one shots because of No CYOA. When Superman is killed by Doomsday Lana ponders the decision of turning back time to save him.
They Call the Cops on Us (BTVS/Married with Children) A series of AU one shots that show what would happen if Faith's original watcher was Al Bundy.
31 Days of Scobbyween (BTVS) Different costumes for Halloween.
Rise of the Syndicate (Smallville) Chloe Sullivan helps Clark Luthor kill Doomsday and things go downhill from there.
Red Pride (Smallville/Charmed) Prue develops a new power that changes her destiny.
A New Path Volume 2 College (BTVS/Smallville/MK) Frankenstein's monster, Kryptonian robots, commandos, and men in tights...yeah its just another year on the hellmouth.
The Snowman (Smallville) 2013 X-mas one shot. With Oliver overseas for the holidays Lois decides to spend her Christmas with Clark so he won't be alone.
The First Christmas (Smallville/Charmed) 2013 X-Mas one shot. Red Pride side story. Listening to Clark gives Kara the perfect idea for a Christmas present.
Out of Body Experience (Smallville) Chloe develops a strange new power when Davis loses it completely and nearly kills her.
The Bruise (BTVS/Smallville) Xander becomes incensed when he spots a bruise on Anya courtesy of her new boyfriend.
True Companions (BTVS/Berserk) After being decimated by Caleb and thrown out of her own house Buffy is given quite the unique choice.
The Simple Things (Smallville) 2014 X-mas one shot. Death is Only the Beginning side story. Lex asks Tess why she and Clark always have their party at the Kents instead of the Luthor mansion.
The Mystery (Smallville) 2014 X-Mas one shot. Lois can't help but feel something is off about this year's Christmas.
The World's End (BTVS/DC/DBZ/Zelda/Marvel/Xena) Buffy's efforts to make the world a better place could cause the very end of it.
On the Run (Smallville/Fast & Furious) When Lana of all people destroys Clark's life he tries to rebuild his life with unexpected help.
Stories in Progress
A New Path Volume 3 Family (BTVS/Smallville/MK) The scoobies must work together to protect the newest member of the gang from a girl named Glory.
Proof of Existence (BTVS/Slight Metal Gear) With $5 to spend on Halloween Xander grabs a mullet wig along with his toy gun and goes as Solid Snake. However once Halloween is over Xander realizes Otacon had Snake watch two shows called Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel while recovering from Shadow Moses.
Twists of Fate (BTVS/Smallville) AU. What if Clark was the slayer and Buffy was the alien.
The Last Son and the Second Best (Smallville/Marvel) When Clark's parents die and the farm is destroyed in the second meteor shower Clark is taken at a school for gifted youngsters.
Mrs. What? (BTVS/Firefly) Willow and Xander have a crazy night and wake up on a spaceship.
Taught to Hate (Smallville/X-Men Evolution) When Hydra tries to get a 6 year old Clark the Kents are killed and Clark is saved by a man in red.
Thirty Eight Hours (BTVS/SS/31 DoS) Thanks to Cordy and Halloween Xander has become just as powerful as Buffy and Angel the problem is, he's on borrowed time.
Road to Redemption (Angel/Smallville) When Clark crosses the line after Alicia's death. Martha calls an old friend to try to get Clark the help that he needs.
City of the Dead (Smallville/Resident Evil) After the second meteor shower Clark and Chloe visit Raccoon City.
Potential stories in the Future
A New Path Volume 4 Normalcy (BTVS/Smallville/MK)
A New Path Volume 5 Reinforcements (BTVS/Smallville/MK)
United at the End of the Path(BTVS/Smallville/MK/A lot) When two of Clark's deadliest enemies fuse together the imbalance could very well mean the end of all reality. A multiversal army of champions must stand together to oppose this ultimate threat.
You'll fade away (BTVS/Berserk) Bet verse. When Willow finds out Xander fought the senior partners before she goes to him for advice on the black thorn.
The Exchange Students (BTVS/Highschool of the Dead) After Angelus destroys their lives Buffy, Xander, and Willow choose to finish school in Japan.
A Clean Slate (BTVS/Smallville) Smallville S8 rewrite. When Glory goes up with Ben the powers have no idea what to do with her. At one's suggestion they wipe her memories and send her to earth's greatest champion who is about to face his deadliest challenge. Can Clark and "Karen" find out who she is and what's coming for them?
Road to Recovery (BTVS/Smallville) When Clark crosses the line after Alicia's death. Martha calls an old boyfriend to try to get Clark the help that he needs.
Heroes in Time (Smallville/Hercules/Xena) When an Inquisitor story leads Lois into a time machine Clark, Chloe, and Oliver have to go after her.
Something Real (BTVS/Smallville) Clark and Tara were betrayed by the people they loved most and find comfort in each other.
Getting it Right (Smallville/Charmed/BTVS) When Lois is killed by Allia. The elders send Paige in a desperate attempt to get Clark back on track to being the man he is supposed to be. Meanwhile the Charmed ones deal with Cole's return from the demonic wasteland.
The Dark War (DC/Marvel) Sequel to the Last Son and the Second best. When a X-Man nearly levels New York two billionaires take opposing stances as to whether or not superpowers should be registered. Both sides aim to add Superman and X-23 to their cause. But they are busy trying to figure out how to save the world from a darkness both sides are blind to.
Halloween Resurrection (Halloween/?????) Seven years after the Curse of Michael Myers. Michael returns to Haddonfield. However the fates have had enough and sent someone to put the wrong things right.
Not The Bradys (BTVS/Smallville) Dawn makes a new friend when the scoobies are too busy to pay her attention.
No Origin (Smallville/Taken) Bryan Mills meets Kim's new boyfriend and even he is thrown through a loop.
Deep Down (Smallville) What would happen if the cheerleaders used a different kind of meteor rock.
Knightfall (Smallville/TDK Saga) Seeing how low Lionel was willing to sink. Virgil Swann makes a desperate plea to Thomas Wayne to collect the traveler. Years later Bruce and Jason Wayne seek to protect Gotham in memory of their parents death.
The Living Corpses in the Lab (Smallville/Resident Evil/Bones)
The Problems with Portals (Smallville/Resident Evil/Marvel Zombies)
Your Blond is in Another Castle (Smallville/Heroes) Clark stops Lex at the Fortress but finds saving Chloe is much harder thanks to a man in glasses.
Sanctuary (Smallville/Xmen Evolution) Sequel to Taught to Hate
Pain of Life and the Will to Fight (BTVS/Puppet Master) Sequel to Puppet Master Dawnie. Buffy, Spike, and the Puppets must work together to stop Dawn from making a horrible mistake.
Along the Long Way (Smallville/Terminator) OK so you're an alien in a nuclear family, so what's it say when you're the most normal of the bunch?
Expanded Horizons (Wreck It Ralph) Van arranges a night out for Ralph
Apokolips Nowish: Prologue (BTVS/Smallville) Sequel to United We Stand. Shortly after Clark and Dawn's wedding the gang finds themselves fighting for their lives against Darkseid and his followers.
Apokolips Nowish: Hunter's Moon (BTVS/Smallville) Buffy comes to Metropolis to assist Lois in finding out why all her slayers are half dead while patrolling.
Apokolips Nowish: War Wounds (BTVS/Batman/Smallville) Faith reluctantly agrees to work with Bruce to try to figure out why billionaire Jordan Price is mocking the Joker.
Apokolips Nowish: Dark Days (BTVS/Smallville) When Joy uses magic to travel to another world Dawn has to go after her.
Apokolips Nowish: Epilogue (BTVS/Smallville) When the forces of Apokalips return the Scoobies and the League must put everything aside for one final fight.
Ultimate Power (BTVS/Justice League/31 DoS) Xander didn't care if Harmony spilled red paint on it he was going as Superman for Halloween... seemed like a good idea at the time.
Kingdom Come (BTVS/Berserk) Betverse Buffy and Xander face a big problem as they need to figure out a way to slay the president of the United States without starting World War 3.
Unleashed (Smallville/FT13th) Clark goes camping at Crystal lake.
Days of Future Past (Smallville/Charmed) Sequel to Red Pride. Clark, Leo, and Cole run into a portal after Chris and Clark sees a future where him and his family are dead and it's not from magic. Meanwhile Prue, Piper Phoebe, and Paige have to figure out why the Charmed powers are seemingly dying in the present.
Ultimatum (BTVS/X-Men) If you're 90% Alien, does that count as a mutant?
From the Beginning (Dragonball) One choice will drastically change the world forever.
_ 2.0 (BTVS/Gargoyles/Justice League) New city, new problems but not much different
The Roadtrip Chronicles (BTVS/X-overs) Xander and Faith roam the country after senior year.
Beau... Beast and the... other Beast (BTVS/Smallville/31 DoS) For three years Xander thought he had the beast under control. A new blond in town is going to show him differently.
Two Against the World (Smallville/BTVS/Supernatural) Clark and Alicia make a break for it after being framed for Tim's murder by a sinister priest and his army of Druids.
The Achilles Archive (BTVS/Justice League) Ultiimate Power Spinoff Xander talks you through how to defeat each member of the Justice League
Sparks (Angel/Smallville) Alicia left Clark in Vegas with Red K on. He woke up married to his partner in crime.
It's Always About Money (Smallville/Die Hard/Resident Evil)
Tabula Rasa (Smallville/Arrow) Clark doesn't make it back to Jor El in time so the AI comes up with a much different form of punishment then making him human.
Find me a Flying Pig (Smallville/Angel) It's been one year since Lana married Lex and Clark had disappeared. Now Clark is back in town with Lana according to Chloe and found sleeping with identical twins according to Oliver.
Sixteen and a Group of Thirty Somethings (Smallville/CA:TWS) Chloe's hacking finds Clark at number sixteen on a list, with herself and the Justice League in the thirties. They research SHIELD to figure out what the list means.
Homecoming (Smallville/Avengers) When Kara goes missing an exiled Clark Kent returns to Smallivlle to take the fight to Darkseid.
About A Week of Ultron (Smallville/Avengers Age of Ultron) Clark joins the Avengers to mop up what's left of HYDRA. They also must deal with the earth version of Braniac thanks to Tony
War of the Worlds (Smallville/Avengers) A mission leads Clark Kent and the Avengers to fight a threat from another world.
A Call to Arms (Smallville/CA : Civil War) A disastrous mission leads to an accords that could shatter the Avengers and the League in pieces.
The Burning Planet (Smallville/Avengers) Apokalips once again threatens Earth. Can Darkseid be stopped.
Fear the Gauntlet Part 1 (Smallville/Avengers:Infinity War part 1) Guess why I don't have a description.
The Dream War (A Nightmare on Elm Street) Thanks to modern technology Freddy has spent the past ten years slaughtering billions and shattered the lines between dreams and reality. Humanity's last hope lies in Alice and her son whom have one last chance to stop him.
Running from Nightmares (A Nightmare on Elm Street/Smallville) Martha and Jonathan were happy to have Clark home for when he went to college. What they didn't expect was he wouldn't be coming alone.
A New Path: Third Strike (Smallville/BTVS/MK) The Characters of Smallville, MK and Buffy Teh Vampire Slayer are brought to a possible future in the hopes of stopping it from ever coming to pass.
The After Party (BTVS/Smallville) A Bridesmaid and a groomsman bond over personal demons after the wedding.
Hollow (Arrow) What happens when you've been hit by the same pain so many times you just can't feel it anymore? And what happens when that pain changes your life forever.
The Cast Aways (Smallville/Final Fantasy 7/B:TVS/Charmed/Berserk/Spider-Man/Guardians of the Galaxy/Arrow/Twilight) Faced with the destruction of all reality when General Zod is about to destroy Earth Prime Cid Highwind gathers an army of excess champions to stop him at any point in history he's vulnerable.
Lost in the Darkness (Arrow/BTVS) Sara thinks she's forever damned a different chain of events will show her how wrong she is.
Sunnydale Unleashed (Buffy/Star Wars) Because Sunnydale wasn't safe enough Ethan's spell unleashed the Force on the town.
Banishment in Black and Yellow (Smallville/Arrow) Sara doesn't understand why Rip ditches what could be a potential ally in the past.
A Bird and Two Archers (Buffy/Arrow) Buffy adjusts to a new life with Xander and Willow being just as good as she is in a fight now. It's her dating life that's about to get a lot more complicated.
The Return (Smallville/Arrow)
Rage Against Time (Smallville/Arrow/Flash/Legends of Tomorrow) Rip takes the legends back to Star City in 2016 when the Time Masters declare an all out war on the city.
Pairings (Written after a couple PMs sent think I support certain couples I sure as hell don't.)
Watching the characters grow from the shallow girl and the undead stalker from Buffy into the champions they became with their friendship was such a treat you just couldn't help but route for it to become more.
Seeing the two characters just actually having fun after the hell of season four was just nice. probably wouldn't last but would be nice to see.
Umm I can't describe it just watch it... preferably with soft tissues.
Never would have thought since the premiere something like this would work. Leave it to a Whedon show to prove me wrong.
I don't care what the excuse is or how bad the world was. Finding out someone slept with someone they once wrapped up in a diaper should set off every red flag you have and cage them up to figure out what's wrong!
To this day the only reason I think Angel was able to save Faith was because he's the only one that didn't look at her for sex. They're pretty much their brother and sister figures as they should be.
Rich/Poor the actors made it work and told a very convincing story.
Can't say a thing about them.
If just to see Laurel let her hair down and Tommy grow up. It was fun to see how much they changed each other.
Oliver (Post Slade)/ Laurel(Black Canary)
While I couldn't stand these two in the past seeing the two people they became was a far more better fit. What could have been.
Sara humanizes Nyssa. Nyssa is so in love with her that she'd send her off to literally anyone else that would make her happier because that's what she wants. I love these two as a couple. Almost as much as the next one.
This was a personal favorite of mine as they each helped each other grow and reenter to the world in a natural fit until Sara pulled the "I have to go now, my planet needs me." line for the thing below in against.
One of only two threesomes I can get behind. It would fit into the image of Oliver Queen as a playboy. Sara clearly loved them both deeply to the point of leaving Oliver out of fear of corrupting him. I honestly think Oliver and Nyssa have better chemistry then most of Oliver's love interests.
Two adorkable personalities. It was nice and unlike... the other one. Ray and Felicity would equally call each other out on their crap.
Malcolm/Anyone with a half decent soul
The man might have started off as a good person but it's safe to say that man is long gone. He saw the Abyss and just jumped and kept going. Manipulates everyone in his path even his own children and would gladly throw them under the bus for his own power. Merlyn doesn't deserve happiness unless in those mystery fanfiction theater fics where he hasn't done any of it yet. He pissed away every chance he had.
It was cute at first but now just... dear god just make it stop! They took my once favorite character and have me praying it's her in the grave. She's been shilled beyond redemption and I'm pretty sure Oliver's IQ has dropped to somewhere between 8-15 because of this crap. Unlike Ray, Felcity is never called out for her me attitude, her blatant hypocrisy, Yes Oliver lied over traumatic things but she lied because she wanted her Oliver. Worst part is she is continually portrayed by Diggle as salt of the earth good for Oliver when its about the same as The Huntress now. I can't even get into Laurel without my stomach curdling. I never thought a relationship between what used to be my two favorite characters would come this close to have me saying "* it I'm out on the whole show."
Jason Todd/Harley Quinn
Both victims of the Joker both anti heroes looking from something decent in their lives.
If anyone can help me find this fic again please let me know. Harley consoles him after he saves her from Joker's latest attempt to kill her and it just grows to more with them bonding over what Joker did to them and constantly trolling Bruce. I forgot to favorite it, I can't remember the name and I can't find it now.
Harley Quinn/Poison Ivy
They work wonderfully and honestly it''s just nice to see two people happy in Gotham
You're not supposed to root for these two ever. The nicest thing I can say about Joker is he named a constellation of stars after her. And by that I mean he killed her quick and painlessly and turned her into a constellation of stars.
Buffy The Vampire Slayer
They just worked, not as good as later relationships but they worked, I can't describe it.
The two actresses made it work so good I was so into the story. I was starting to go against it in seaosn 6 but to my surprise and showing how much she's grown from her relationship with Willow, Tara stopped it herself and got it to a good place.
The two just worked as a calming blissful influence on each other. Anya challenged him to grow. And he helped bring her into the world in his own way.
Definite proof that opposites attract a love that was so real it took a real life spin off to kill it.
I was hoping fro more from these two after the Zeppo. With how badly their home lives were and the way they act they're a natural fit. I want to see more of them.
No one is more surprised to find this then me. But they work. The real challenge is finding a fic that doesn't bash Angel in the process or turn Buffy into a love sick neanderthal.
Not early in the show but in season 7 the way they're living and essentially co parenting Dawn I was wondering if just having the two of them to themselves all summer pushed it into more and we're not going to find out till later. Hell watching it in a theater in college led to someone shouting 'kiss her you fool!' to the laughter of the entire theater.
This is honestly the best Buffy pairing I've read. A calming influence compared to the madness of Buffy's live. Buffy does love the people she's with and Tara is generally the best traits of Angel, Spike, and Riley without none of the baggage. Hell just seeing the friendship they had in season 6 made me wanna see more.
You can tell these three love each other and if it happened I swear like 90% of the Buffyverse drama would be gone. Willow has always loved Xander and grilled Satsu for questions about Buffy. Xander has always loved Willow and has been in love with Buffy since he met her. Season 8 shows never say never with Buffy because god know what will happen.
Giles/Any Scooby that's not Jenny.
You ever notice how Buffy and Dawn's dad ignore them. How Willow's dad ignores her. How you wish Xander's dad would ignore him. How Cordy's father is in jail. How Tara's dad would have just let her brother beat her and probably has already. Giles is the scoobies' collective father. So no, just no.
While I actually would like to see them try later in life. When they did it just fell flat. Angel was a lovesick puppy. And when he saw the age difference he got crap from Willow and Giles did nothing. So I blame almost everyone except for Xander whom hated Angel more then anyone else. I blame both sides for that glorious car wreck.
I honestly think Riley had more chemistry with Willow while trying to get with Buffy to the point I thought Riley would date Buffy a couple times then go to Willow until Tara showed up. He was bland and as it ended up teutonic who couldn't handle the fact Buffy was stronger then him just imagine how it would have gone with Willow. bad lead for a Buffy show.
It's Lois and Clark do I even have to say anything?
The two had something great and the reasoning for the break up makes sense at that point in time and the heartbreak came later when you saw Lois was ready for something like that just with Clark not Oliver. I honestly think these two would have been married if Clark wasn't around. What could have been.
She was a grounding source for when he got too far. The spark was always there to the point that I think it was supposed to happen in season 6 given the season 5 finale and Clark and Chloe seem like a thing in episode 2 but then I think the rewrites happened to get Chloe with Jimmy and Clark pining for a black hole... I mean Lana. They work as a brother and sister usually that can sometimes just be given the littlest push for more.
It's essentially a blond haired Lois with no place in the world problem of course it worked moving along.
She was his first love. When he was choking the sandman he didn't say "She did things to my body and you took her away from me." The actors were amazing and made me want more of this relationship to the point that to this day I'm still pissed they killed her off like they did. And Clark telling Lana he never loved her pisses me off.
I wanted to see it. In later seasons I wanted to see it more because of what they did to Lois and the reveal on Tess. My favorite SV pairing to read but sadly it's few and far between.
Never have I wanted to see one of Lex's plans work so badly. Good in Lexmas or Evil in season 6 I just loved seeing these two together Lana was actually interesting at that point. She brought out the best in Lex and He brought out the evil in Lana. they worked good on each other. They made it work so good the wedding episode just made it seem like bull * to get back to status quo.
Cute at first but dear god did it drag on too long thanks to the writer's shilling Lana and giving her things she shouldn't be able to do instantly at the age of 15. Watch an episode with commentary from the creators on the magic of Lana. You'll feel like you need a shower at the credits as bad as Kirsten Kreuk does. There's a reason once her contract was finished she bolted and never came back. Lana was a bland character and nothing worked about them. He loved the idea of Lana she loved whatever Clark was that week. The show shilled her so much they made Lois into a consolation prize.
Ironically this is from someone who loves comics Lana more then Lois.
Lois/Clark (Post Hawkman's death)
I don't know why but it just seemed like she stopped loving Clark and fell in love with the idea of Superman. To the point she won't even acknowledge Clark in the office in the distant finale unless they're sure no one's watching.
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