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Joined 08-05-11, id: 3134207, Profile Updated: 11-19-16
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.

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Height:average

Sign:sagittarius

Beta:selika

Hi. I'm just one of those kids who have too many ideas.

Current Projects, listed in order of update priority from high to low:

"Crouching Viper, Hidden Dragon"

I'm starting to really love this idea. It features an OC as fem!Orochimaru. I plan on exploring Senjutsu, little details of the Narutoverse, and complex character dynamics in this fic, especially between Jiraiya, Tsunade, and Sakumo. Right now, I have a few chapters of fun and excitement planned out. I'm also open to suggestions for sneaking in a pairing in this piece, though it won't be the focus of the story.

If you're looking for an imaginative, unconventional SI story, then this is for you.

"Violet Aspirations"

The closest I've gotten to an SI, with an OC as Hidan's younger sister. Still not sure about her lineage. It's an easy read- the chapters were relatively written with low effort and editing, so if you're looking for a quick-paced, quirky story, then this is your safest bet.

"To Be the Will of Fire"

I feel like this piece started out really exciting, but due to a bit of awkward progression I was forced into two periods of head-scratching hiatus. Now, I have the plot mostly figured out to an ending of what is the original Naruto series, but it will be slightly more focused on character development as Sakura gets put into more difficult situations. I like the concept of a badass Sakura, but I think it should happen slowly. So, no unrealistic God-like!Sakura here- she'll have to work for it.

If you like Sakura-centric stories with a unique plot that focus on character development, then voilà.

Stories On Hold:

"The Sharpest Lives"

I seriously wince every time I reread this. It's so...cliché, and Sakura/Hitomi's personality is so expected and one-dimensional. I can write an essay about how predictable the plot is. Honestly, the only appeal this story has left to me is its concept. Otherwise, consider it dead until I can come up with a rewrite.

Um...if you like lots of description and the Uchiha family, then this is for you?

"A Thousand Splendid Suns"

Slightly better than TSL, but I can definitely streamline the entire first five chapters into one giant prologue and then begin updating at the place where the excitement starts. I was diggign through some old files and I had AMAZING fights written out for this fanfiction, and I'm excited to publish them, even if it means several chapters of an old story I haven't bothered to update in awhile.

If you're open to a slightly OOC Kisame, child Sakura, and olderbrother!Sasori as the main characters of what will eventually become an epic for a powerful female ninja, then give it a try.

Future Projects! (01/06/2015)

(these ideas are MINE. there will be consequences if you use them without my explicit permission.)

"Cliché"

A semi-SI as Kushina's male twin, Kushio (or Kushino? I like Kushiyo a lot, too).

"A crazy childhood in Uzushiogakure? I can handle that. A sister with a temper so violent that I'd rather befriend a kitsune? Fine. An Uchiha heiress with a giant crush on me? Sure. Having half of a giant bijuu stuffed inside me? Alright. But falling in love with my sister's future husband? No. That would be gay. Very gay. And extremely clic- ah, fuck this." I intend this to be a heart-wrenching, deeply angsty, yet humorous exploration of sexuality and personal happiness vs. duty.

"Boneyard Princess"

Kaguya never truly died. Every generation, a small fraction of her chakra is reincarnated into a new female host that displays a primitive version of the Byakugan. The hostess is revered as a Goddess in the Kaguya clan, but simultaneously exploited as a weapon. This story will follow the host in Kimimaro's time as she struggles to figure out her identity, her shaky relationship with her bodyguard, and find a way to stop Black Zetsu before she and the entire Shinobi world is sacrificed for his twisted cause.

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Kill Your Heroes by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
Because, sometimes, we are what our adversaries make of us. Because Gatō only needed Zabuza to neutralize Kakashi. He isn't afraid of one little pink-haired genin. But even mice will bite when cornered. A story of where fear drives the most vulnerable member of Team Seven, from Wave and beyond.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 188,903 - Reviews: 4091 - Favs: 3,366 - Follows: 3,552 - Updated: 11/5 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kakashi H.
Intelligence by Wyrvel reviews
Uselessness is subjective. When a girl with bad grades and worse social skills finds herself on Team 7, she proves that she while she may not be a good front-liner, she's an expert at hoarding information. OC fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,604 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 10/17 - Published: 10/13 - Team Seven, OC
Glory Rewritten by Eiruiel reviews
Under the shadows of a past and a future she had never been meant to know, one young girl sets out to live her life. Her name is Suzu Namikaze; this is her story. OC-insert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,560 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 10/16 - Published: 6/3 - Minato N., OC
Figures by monstersinmind reviews
AU. Sakura is reborn as the oldest Uchiha child of the main family.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,223 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 164 - Published: 10/11 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kakashi H., Shisui U.
Spider Thread by blackcatgirl reviews
I was never afraid of dying. I lived my life to the fullest and expected it to be cut short, all because of my dangerous profession. I expected to die young. I expected hell. What I did not expect was for this shit to happen. OC-insert. Because the plot bunnies have laid siege to my brain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 230,681 - Reviews: 1903 - Favs: 2,524 - Follows: 2,990 - Updated: 10/1 - Published: 12/14/2013 - OC, Kakashi H., Itachi U., Shisui U.
What Doesn't Kill You by Zbluez reviews
...Oh wait, it did. Semi-SI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 125,153 - Reviews: 2446 - Favs: 3,923 - Follows: 4,720 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Lee R., Neji H., OC
A Different Legend by Infamous Storm reviews
Naruto is one of the most talented shinobi to have ever graced the ninja world in the past five hundred years. Sadly, he uses his brilliance to get out of work rather than do it himself. Too bad having a fox in your gut complicates things... AU. Mysteries abound. "Suspension of Disbelief" required because of absurdity.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,122 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 1,849 - Follows: 1,943 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Naruto U.
CatalystEXE by Shujin1 reviews
She woke up on Ilos as a series of 1s and 0s. An Artificial Intelligence. Mass Effect is the last place a brand new AI wants to be and this one used to be a person. Who knows this should all be a game. Now on Book Two: Rebirth.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 159,243 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 1,274 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Saren A., Shepard (M), Benezia
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 162,375 - Reviews: 2647 - Favs: 4,301 - Follows: 5,550 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Team 7's Ascension: Blood Wings by Eilyfe reviews
In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 205,683 - Reviews: 2013 - Favs: 5,219 - Follows: 4,209 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sasori by Darkpetal16 reviews
It's not all that likely to be reborn in the Narutoverse. And it's definitely not likely to go back time in the Narutoverse after being reborn there. So then why, pray tell, does it still happen? AU / Sequel of Sakura / Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 79,178 - Reviews: 2387 - Favs: 2,826 - Follows: 2,967 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Sakura H., Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
Brat by The Petulant Prodigy reviews
"So, basically, throwing me out a window was your first step in wooing me." "Perhaps." "Most people just go out for coffee." "Do not be ridiculous, Tony. We are not most people." M/M Tony/Loki
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,907 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
The Truth Decays by Marz1 reviews
Edward Elric can't get back to his own world, so he tries to make a life for himself in the closest one he can find. Yep a nice quiet life, no military breathing down his neck or monsters trying to live forever, but then a kid in an orange jumpsuit...
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,947 - Reviews: 2762 - Favs: 4,408 - Follows: 4,929 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U., Edward E.
A Snake In the Grass, A Wolf At the Door by black.k.kat reviews
Orochimaru is on the edge of breaking when someone unexpected pulls him back to solid ground. When the time comes, he returns the favor. Slash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,359 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 1,955 - Follows: 1,282 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 9/23/2014 - Kakashi H., Orochimaru, Sakumo H., Obito U. - Complete
I didn't sign up for this by erimies reviews
Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,185 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 5,214 - Follows: 6,209 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Black Coat by Hermione Prime reviews
Seized by Voldemort at the end of his fifth year, in the Department of Mysteries, Harry was transformed into a cat and sent tumbling through time. Armed with nothing except teeth and claws, Harry has to handle the threat posed by Tom Riddle and his teenage followers. He intends to stop the genius young Dark Lord and sabotage him at every turn...in the form of a cat. Sounds simple?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 77,918 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 1,802 - Follows: 1,806 - Updated: 9/17/2015 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Oiroke no Sakura by Oniko reviews
Naruto badgers Sakura into learning his Sexy Jutsu so he can sneak her into his bachelor party. Sakura caves in to find the experience transforming in more ways then one, causing her to question her self-identity, gender and sexuality.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,186 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 7/1/2015 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
The Green Beastling by sweetlilsunshine reviews
If you think being reborn in Kohona is tough; try being reborn as the spawn of it's infamous 'Green Beast'. Let me tell you, my life got a whole lot more difficult when my disease finally finished me off. -Self Insert-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,000 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 1,481 - Updated: 6/27/2015 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Gai M.
Plucking Strings by Digitize27 reviews
A chance collision early in Naruto's life will irrevocably change the path he takes; what happens when Naruto's views are shifted before even his dream to become Hokage? Where will his new path take him, and how many strings will he pull or threads will he trip over along the way? Puppeteer!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 114,102 - Reviews: 1391 - Favs: 2,255 - Follows: 2,282 - Updated: 6/10/2015 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Naruto U.
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1475 - Favs: 3,669 - Follows: 3,168 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
The First Shifting Grain by Cadel reviews
Sabaku no Gaara lands in the past to a time where everyone fears him and his father is still alive. He realises regaining everyone's trust will be difficult, especially when they still think he's a blood-thirsty psychopath. No pairing. Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,418 - Reviews: 1625 - Favs: 4,214 - Follows: 4,780 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Gaara
Break the Sky by Liffae reviews
One lesson Uzumaki Naruto taught the world was that glass ceilings are fragile, and limits are only for the fools who believe in them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,956 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 1,595 - Updated: 2/24/2015 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
dive for dreams by black.k.kat reviews
In which the Sage of Six Paths decides he doesn't like the ending, and Tobirama gets dragged along to fix things. The outcome is most definitely not what he expected. Slash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,134 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 242 - Published: 2/7/2015 - [Madara U., Tobirama S.] Hashirama S., Hagoromo Ō - Complete
The Game of Champions by L. Lamora reviews
There are many trainers in the world; they exist in degrees, from dabbler to legend. But only one can be the very best - one man, one Champion. I am that one. I am that man. My name? Red.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 128,413 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 2,876 - Follows: 2,694 - Updated: 2/1/2015 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Red, Concordia/Helena
Moratorium by Darkpetal16 reviews
Harry Potter was never a good little child. Harry Potter learned the hard way early on, that the good only won in stories and fairy tales, and so to adapt, Harry Potter chose not to be such a good little girl anymore. Gray!Harry Dark!Harry Manipulative!Harry Fem!Harry F!Harry -COMPLETE-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 225,709 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 4,888 - Follows: 3,069 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Basilisk - Complete
The First Flower of Spring by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
Because every ninja comes from somewhere. Lacking a presence in any ninja village, the Haruno are a clan just the same. Beholden to the traditions of her family, Sakura is changed, as are Team Seven's dynamics. What will become of them?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,167 - Reviews: 1529 - Favs: 2,302 - Follows: 2,434 - Updated: 1/10/2015 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Sakura H.
Cold waters by erimies reviews
Life was always dangerous when you had inherited a doujutsu. Especially if you happened to be born to an unwed mother far away from the lands of your father. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,200 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 611 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Complete
Love in Chinese by velvet-prosthesis reviews
This whole situation is a joke. Sakura dumps him? Sure, he can handle that. She finds a new guy in a day? Okay, whatever. But when Sasuke actually meets her new boyfriend, he isn't prepared to set himself up as the biggest punch line to his own heterosexual joke of a life. AU, ItaSasuIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 153,760 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 9/7/2009 - [Sasuke U., Itachi U.]
Kikoeru? by XxZuiliu reviews
Between the slowly churning wheels of reincarnation, precious few slip through with their memories intact. On the surface, they're just the same as you and me -and so no one ever hears, ever realizes, ever knows. SI OC Collection
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,024 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Madara U., OC - Complete
Heir of Gato by FUHRER YISEEKS reviews
After a failed transport mission to the Fire Temple, an infant Naruto ends in the care of a rather unlikely person...Gato. Can the ninja world survive a Jinchuuriki raised by the most ruthless businessman ever? Gray!Naruto. Good!Kimimaro. Good!Jugo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,060 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Naruto U., Kimimaro K., Juugo
Once and After by Shana the Short reviews
By a sick twist of fate, the mission to Wave ends in disaster for Sakura. Terrified of her own home and the people she should trust the most, she finds herself on the run. When real life seems stranger than fiction, is there any way to carve out a normal life?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,729 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 1,228 - Follows: 1,389 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Sakura H., Sanbi/Isobu
A Female Switch by randomlydrabbling reviews
Gai is born a girl, and absolutely nothing changes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,278 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 162 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Gai M., Kakashi H., Team Gai - Complete
Chipped Mask by Darkpetal16 reviews
"No one just falls into another world. It just doesn't happen." Full summary inside. Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 165,800 - Reviews: 3324 - Favs: 3,359 - Follows: 2,089 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Obito U., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Anarchy In The Jurisdiction by XxMildredxX reviews
Tony has a visitor who wants to drink away his problems with heavy liquor. It just so happens that Tony is an expert on drinking away problems, so together Iron Man and the God of Mischief get drunk, inadvertently leading to more... (Warning: Contains graphic sexual content and MPREG. No like, no read. If you know me in real life, please keep away from this fic.)
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 55,589 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Monster by Supernatural Crossover Girl reviews
Konoha made a terrible mistake. They didn't see the monster, nor did they see the one he created. SI OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,418 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Orochimaru - Complete
Hero by Supernatural Crossover Girl reviews
There are no such thing as heroes in this world. Only monsters. She lived for years without a hero, and she had to save herself... but she wasn't a hero. She was a monster. Sequel to Monster, SI OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,646 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 98 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Kakashi H., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Bend Around the Wind by Scyllaya reviews
A few months after the battle of New York Loki appears back on Stark Tower. He is on the run. Tony Stark gets caught up in the crossfire and is taken along with him. Can they ever make truce in order to get away? Unfortunately they are so very far away from the Nine Realms, that not even Loki knows the way back home. But first, they need to survive. Tony/Loki, slash, NC-17
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 100 - Words: 408,432 - Reviews: 3047 - Favs: 1,539 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Itachis Diary of Doom by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
Itachi takes the time to reflect in the 'privacy' of his diary. After all, living in the Akatsuki base with a bunch of hyper active, bored criminals has got to be funny enough to write down for future reference. Due to complaints, I am obliged to warn people not to read later chapters during class.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 71,974 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
The stories untold by Maroon-dragon reviews
It is a surprise for Tony when Loki appears at his house two years after the battle. Slowly he pieces together what happened to the Asgardian that made him so jaded. Tony/Loki eventually.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 97,919 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Teach Your Children Well by AvocadoLove reviews
After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 3408 - Favs: 5,167 - Follows: 4,625 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Toccata by ThisCouldTheoreticallyBeSparta reviews
Roderich is stuck in an empty marriage to a woman he doesn't love anymore. The attractive mechanic he meets, however, has his own reasons for seducing him…
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,501 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Austria, Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Five Kingdoms for the Dead by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 220,628 - Reviews: 3327 - Favs: 3,661 - Follows: 1,876 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H., Itachi U., Sai - Complete
Catch 22 by JanuaryEclipses reviews
Sakura isn’t weak because she lacks strength. She is weak because they protect her. Sakura-centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 106,653 - Reviews: 1749 - Favs: 2,406 - Follows: 2,302 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Sakura H.
Second Bloom by Just Subliminal reviews
Six year old Haruno Sakura was short, skinny, and high-pitched to a painful degree when she could be goaded into raising her voice. The twenty-two year old Haruno Sakura was cursing her younger self. Still, she had a whole life to get ready for. Again. AU, done really, really, really slowly. [DISCONTINUED DON'T HURT YOURSELF BY STARTING TO READ IT]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,410 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 2,363 - Follows: 2,536 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Sakura H.
Liar by Kafkesque reviews
You're a liar, Neji. Chapter 614 Spoiler.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Eyes Have It by Shana the Short reviews
[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,069 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 3,040 - Follows: 1,244 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Summoner Nin by the point reviews
Her mother gave her a scroll to sign in blood. A scroll she kept hidden. Years flew by and she found herself signing more and more scrolls in blood. She soon became something even demons feared. Hinata Hyuga, the summoner nin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 146,883 - Reviews: 1909 - Favs: 1,781 - Follows: 1,576 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Hinata H.
Fifty Days by ohgoditsbriony reviews
"In fifty days, Uchiha Sasuke will be executed." For fifty days, she will visit him. For fifty days, he will fall steadily in love. —Sasuke/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,998 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Sugar Cube by Thirrin73 reviews
As Sakura sat there in nothing but her underwear, a bottle of sake in hand and the arms of a pair of extremely drunk criminals draped over her shoulders, she realized that everything she thought she knew about the Akatsuki was dead wrong. • AkaSaku •
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 62,466 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Dead Garden by Aaron Nowack reviews
The Fourth Hokage left a behind a legacy, a cruel burden that would change the fate of a world. It should have gone to a hero, a champion who could mend the broken and save the hopeless. Instead it fell on Haruno Sakura. Good thing she'll have some help.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 104,402 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Sakura H., Kushina U.
Switcheroo by HalloweenPanda reviews
Arthur creates a potion that will change a person's personality completely opposite. But when the potion fall into the hands of a certain Italian all hell breaks loose and some serious kinkiness. Loads of sexy time! [Note- Faliciano calls Germany Doitsu because I watch the anime in Japanese only and I think it's cute when he says it. I will not change it. Period]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,703 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/31/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Where are We Going? by Herzhime reviews
AU Inspired by 'Where are you Going, Where have you Been' by Joyce Carol Oates and by Coyote Starrk's line of 'I don't remember which one of us came first'. Lilly is a young girl who knows mostly solitude due to her overprotective mother. Upon searching for adventure she meets a strange man who may be offering her just the adventure she needs. . .
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2012 - C. Stark, Lilinette - Complete
The Elastic Clause by shizuos reviews
Deidara, the self proclaimed artist, has medical school chasing him. Sasori, the prodigal law student, has his grandmother on his back. And to make things worse, they're shoved into an apartment together. Oh joy. SasoDei KisaIta KakuHida PeinKonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 193,527 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Feliciano Vargas is a passionate, if slightly scared, Italian resistance member. Falling in love with a German fighter pilot was the last thing he expected... and it will test his national loyalty, and his heart, to their limits.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,957 - Reviews: 4524 - Favs: 7,130 - Follows: 3,063 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Tempest by cywsaphyre reviews
Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,575 - Reviews: 1714 - Favs: 4,589 - Follows: 4,825 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sakura H.
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4294 - Favs: 13,006 - Follows: 12,065 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
The Third's Fourth Pupil by Kenkon15 reviews
After Naruto gets ambushed and beaten close to death, the Third Hokage decides to take the matter into his own hands. Not since Jiraiya, Tsunade and Orochimaru had he accepted another student, but the boy was an exception. NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,358 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 1,612 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Choking on Your Alibi by SomeNavyRecruit reviews
Would Russia be able to recognize that America had been handling the scarf, just from smell? Would the scent of America waft up into the huge commie's face with every inhale while he wore it? / Scarf-play after America manages to steal it
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/6/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
American Bulldog by SomeNavyRecruit reviews
"Don't lie to me." Russia bit the top-edge of America's ear, lips curled and tone husky. He let go of the tender skin and leaned up to breath against the curl of sensitive hair he'd discovered. "Don't lie to yourself, either." Rus/Ame fun, fighting kink.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/2/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Color Theory by BlueGreenApples reviews
Canon. SasuSaku. Red was the color of passion, womanhood. Pink was the shade of little girls and delicate things. Next to Karin, Sakura felt like a washed-out imitation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,052 - Reviews: 2896 - Favs: 3,063 - Follows: 2,556 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Al Huriya by ThisCouldTheoreticallyBeSparta reviews
Sadik is the Sultan of the Al Yildiz Empire. He is arrogant and foolish... Will encountering the mysterious guardian of the Al-Huriya oasis, Gupta, change him for the better?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,517 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Turkey, Egypt - Complete
Sand by HellSandwich reviews
Gaara has a meeting, so he decides to have some fun with Naruto. Includes non-conventional use of sand. PWP, Hardcore Yaoi, Toys, Bondage, GaaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 193 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Seduction by Darkfire75 reviews
FrUk. Francis was a master at seducing. He knew all the tricks and smiles to work his way into a person's bed. So it was only natural for him to recognize someone else doing the same to him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/7/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Going Down? by Ayame99 reviews
Byakuya gets trapped in an elevator with Grimmjow. AU!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,228 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Byakuya K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Have You Ever Been to Karakura in a Gigai? by chojutsuka reviews
Preparing to live in the human world might be a necessary skill for Shinigami to know; Kuchiki Byakuya wants to learn from the most current source of Knowledge - Abarai Renji. Renji's got a bad feeling about this... ByaXRen yaoi, cursing, mature
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 45,552 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Renji A., Byakuya K.
Save a Horse, Ride a Gentleman by Shotgunsinlace reviews
The United Kingdom wishes to re-establish trade routes with the United States. Alfred is a little more than willing to do so, and the reunion was a little more than what Arthur had bargained for. Cowboy!AmericaxGentleman!England. Smut ahoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,510 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/10/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
O Canada by Darkfire75 reviews
CanUS. After Canada wins the hockey gold, he deserves some kind of reward from his brother, right?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/15/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Confession by xblkdragonx reviews
Professor Yao is replacing the recovering Minister and gets a little surprise when a students walks in and confesses his sins. Please do not read if you're sensitive to this subject. I do not intend to offend
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Russia, China - Complete
8675309 Renji For a Good Time Call by DrabbleandFluff reviews
Renji is a part time phone sex operator, Byakuya is a high powered CEO, mostly alone in a foreign country... their lines cross.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,806 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Cry by HK-Revan reviews
It is the end for Lilynette and Stark. Now worlds apart, they have to find each other again and reconnect.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/13/2009 - C. Stark, Lilinette
Dreams by Darkfire75 reviews
France/England. England has an erotic dream...which somehow leads to phonesex with France.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/23/2009 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Houses of the Holy by HowdyU reviews
Spirited away from Konoha at an early age, Naruto finds a new family amid the strife of a battlefield as old as the shinobi nations. But what will he do when his new allies’ ambition is to change the world through a baptism by fire? An Akatsuki!Naruto fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 127,994 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 2,126 - Follows: 1,911 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 4,691 - Follows: 1,262 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Joys of Reading by catharticdeficit reviews
Las Noches has caught the romance novel bug! And it seems that Ulquiorra has taken an interest as well though it wasn't for the books--more for someone else. UlquiGrimm Yaoi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,382 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1579 - Favs: 3,934 - Follows: 430 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Daddy Dearest by Animeloves001 reviews
Orochimaru would have never been a good father anyway. That's what the people of Konoha thought as he was forced to watch as Kyuubi was sealed inside of his newborn son. 15 years later, Naruto finds out the truth, and it sure isn't pretty. [No pairings] [Indefinite Hiatus]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,822 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Naruto U., Orochimaru
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 1,954 - Follows: 204 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 3,452 - Follows: 597 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
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Crouching Viper, Hidden Dragon reviews
Orochimaru- an enigmatic genius, a twisted man, and one of the most powerful criminals ever. Unfortunately, I was neither genius nor criminal, and I sure as hell wasn't a man. OC as fem!Orochimaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,652 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 7/27/2015 - Published: 1/4/2015 - Orochimaru, Dan, Sakumo H., Madara U.
The Sharpest Lives reviews
After a violent demise, Haruno Sakura is reborn into the Uchiha clan as none other than her murderer's twin sister. (rewrite coming soon!)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,834 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 4/20/2015 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U.
To Be the Will of Fire reviews
Through an unexpected series of events, Haruno Sakura discovers her connection to the legendary Second God of Shinobi. What happens next will rip and reweave the fabric of possibilities and test Sakura beyond her fragile limits. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,775 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 1/19/2015 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Sakura H., Akatsuki, Hashirama S., Team Seven
Violet Aspirations reviews
Being reborn into a merchant clan in Yugakure instead of some major village like Konoha should've been a stroke of pure luck. Hundreds of miles away from the main hubbub, I couldn't possibly interfere. Right? Ha. With my luck, I should've known better. Full summary inside. OC as Hidan's sister, AU, hints of self-insert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,599 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Kakashi H., Hidan, OC
A Thousand Splendid Suns reviews
After a series of tragic events, Sakura is taken in by her cousin- the one and only Sasori of the Red Sand. kekkeigenkai!Sakura. (Hiatus)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,663 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Sakura H., Sasori