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Author has written 21 stories for How to Train Your Dragon, Young Justice, Flash, Naruto, Spider-Man, Loud House, Kubo and the Two Strings, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Rise of the Guardians, and Frozen.
My name you don't really need to know. I am very new to ff.net so I won't be doing any stories for a while. Hey, guy's gotta think right? My likes are Naruto, Bleach, Adventure Time, Regular Show, being grouchy, and Avatar: The Last Airbender. My DISLIKES are jackasses, bitches, dumbasses, hypocrites, it goes on.
Rants: In Naruto, why does he think he'll be able to stop the cycle of hatred. He has to realize that as long as human beings exist, there shall always be hatred. Also, if i were Naruto, I would be wary of Sasuke and not trying to bring him back. For those who think I'm being illogical, think about it; Naruto was robbed of his early childhood by a greedy, wrathful member of Sasuke's family. Sasuke himself is also greedy in his own right. He believes that brute power, not happiness, love, or teamwork is the way to go in life. He believes hatred is the key, as told to him by weasel, uh i mean Itachi. Why would any sane man heed the words of a murderer? What is he fuckin' retarded? And then there's pink bit- I mean Sakura (insert vomit). Abusive little bitch who just whines and cries over Sasuke. And she says Naruto's an idiot! Please!!
And also, there's this comic I read called Empowered. I'm sure anyone who's read it knows what it's about. A superheroine with insecurity issues and a supersuit so skin-tight, it makes Catwoman look conservative by comparison. Her suit is so fuckin' fragile that if anyone even touches it, it rips. To top it all off, the suit is the key for her fuckin' powers, and it's durability depends on how much self-esteem she has. Judging by her issues, it's pretty damn breakable. Whenever it does rip, she gets captured by the villains and put in bondage. Before anyone says, IT'S NOT PORN!!!! It's just really suggestive, that's all. What this woman needs is a hug, and a major, major confidence boost. Luckily, she's got her friends Ninjette (an alcoholic ninja, don't ask), and Thugboy (a Japanese, not black, former hitman and boyfriend of Empowered). There all part of a team collectively called the Superhomeys. WTF! Really, there was no room for Super Bloods or Super Crips or something?! IDGAF, anyway, you guys should really read Empowered. So check it out someday.
My top 10 favorite animated characters:
1. Naruto Uzumaki.
3. Yakko from Animaniacs.
4. Rocko from Rocko's Modern Life.
5. Daffy Duck.
6. Kid Flash (Young Justice version, he's hilarious)
7. Itachi Uchiha (dude may be a murderer, but he's cooler than Madara)
8. Sailor Moon.
9. Batman (B:TAS version)
10. Omi (Xiaolin Showdown)
Stories that I'm currently doing
1) How to Be a Hero
When Jay "Hiccup" Haddock was 10 years old, he witnessed an unexplained event. Now, after a freak accident, he gains powers and meets those with similar abilities, who must come together to defeat a great evil that has affected all of them. ROTBTFD crossover. No HiJack.
It's a Rise of the Brave Tangled Frozen Dragons kinda thing, excepy they're all superheroes, granted powers by a particle accelerator explosion. Now they're using their powers to combat evil.
Jay Horatio "Hiccup" Haddock
The main character of the story. When he was 10 years old, his father was murdered in a bizarre, terrifying incident, which he describes as "a ball of black sand with a man in the center." One night, working in his lab at Berk University, the cutting edge DREAM Labs particle accelerator explodes, sending energy across the 5 big cities and Hiccup is struck by lightning as a result. Ten months after emerging from a coma, he discovers that he now has the ability to move at high velocity speeds. Inspired by DC's Flash.
Jackson Christopher "Jack" Overland
Young, brash, flirty, with a sense of humor, Jack was out playing hockey one night with his little sister when the particle accelerator catastrophically exploded. After recovering, he found out that he can project ice from his hands, the power of cryokinesis. He is one of the few that is initially excited that he ha powers. Also has a crush on Elsa Summers and takes any chance he gets to flirt with her, which is a lot.
Merida Kelly Macdonald
Headstrong, sarcastic, with a giant mane of red hair, Merida was given the power of pyrokinesis during the particle accelerator explosion. She goes about life with sarcasm and wit at her every turn, much to the chagrin of Hiccup and Jack.
Elsa Adele Summers
Dignified, composed, regal, imposing, Elsa was a relatively new law school student working to pass the bar when the explosion occurred. Granted the same powers as Jack, she is uneasy about the whole superhero thing. Is also very protective of her younger sister Anna.
Anna Kristen Summers
While they may be sisters, Anna is almost the complete opposite of Elsa; giddy, light-hearted and optimistic, Anna is obsessed with the world of comic books, paranormal urban legends, and is excited to have the power of hydrokinesis. Whenever she is struggling with an aspect of her powers comics are always there to help. May or may not have a crush on Hiccup, who she thinks is cute.
Rapunzel Leigh "Punzie" Rivers
Eccentric and creative, Rapunzel was gifted with telekinesis after the particle accelerator explosion. In many ways, she is similar to Anna in their giddiness and optimism, but deep down, Rapunzel is afraid of what her powers could possibly do if she lost control.
Newest members of the Guardians:
Astrid Sans Souci Hofferson
A childhood friend of Hiccup's who moved away years earlier, Astrid was an aspiring explosives specialist who was on her way back to Berk when the particle accelerator exploded, which derailed her train devastatingly; she was the wreck's only survivor. With the power of bio-chemical projection, Astrid can shoot explosive energy from her fingertips, and has the choice of turning anything she comes into contact with into an explosive device. Recently teamed up with the Guardians because she likes the adventures that they go on. Inspired by DC Comics character Plastique.
This is inspired by DC Comics and Marvel Comics and there will be dashes of the two in this fic, other characters from Disney and Dreamworks will appear, either as villains or as allies to the Big Six. Also has the format of comics, with back-up stories and Easter Eggs included. Don't miss it.