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Joined 08-05-11, id: 3134233, Profile Updated: 11-03-14
Author has written 17 stories for How to Train Your Dragon, Hey Arnold, Young Justice, Flash, Rise of the Guardians, and Frozen.

My name you don't really need to know. I am very new to ff.net so I won't be doing any stories for a while. Hey, guy's gotta think right? My likes are Naruto, Bleach, Adventure Time, Regular Show, being grouchy, and Avatar: The Last Airbender. My DISLIKES are jackasses, bitches, dumbasses, hypocrites, it goes on.

Rants: In Naruto, why does he think he'll be able to stop the cycle of hatred. He has to realize that as long as human beings exist, there shall always be hatred. Also, if i were Naruto, I would be wary of Sasuke and not trying to bring him back. For those who think I'm being illogical, think about it; Naruto was robbed of his early childhood by a greedy, wrathful member of Sasuke's family. Sasuke himself is also greedy in his own right. He believes that brute power, not happiness, love, or teamwork is the way to go in life. He believes hatred is the key, as told to him by weasel, uh i mean Itachi. Why would any sane man heed the words of a murderer? What is he fuckin' retarded? And then there's pink bit- I mean Sakura (insert vomit). Abusive little bitch who just whines and cries over Sasuke. And she says Naruto's an idiot! Please!!

And also, there's this comic I read called Empowered. I'm sure anyone who's read it knows what it's about. A superheroine with insecurity issues and a supersuit so skin-tight, it makes Catwoman look conservative by comparison. Her suit is so fuckin' fragile that if anyone even touches it, it rips. To top it all off, the suit is the key for her fuckin' powers, and it's durability depends on how much self-esteem she has. Judging by her issues, it's pretty damn breakable. Whenever it does rip, she gets captured by the villains and put in bondage. Before anyone says, IT'S NOT PORN!!!! It's just really suggestive, that's all. What this woman needs is a hug, and a major, major confidence boost. Luckily, she's got her friends Ninjette (an alcoholic ninja, don't ask), and Thugboy (a Japanese, not black, former hitman and boyfriend of Empowered). There all part of a team collectively called the Superhomeys. WTF! Really, there was no room for Super Bloods or Super Crips or something?! IDGAF, anyway, you guys should really read Empowered. So check it out someday.

My top 10 favorite animated characters:

1. Naruto Uzumaki.

2.Ichigo Kurosaki.

3. Yakko from Animaniacs.

4. Rocko from Rocko's Modern Life.

5. Daffy Duck.

6. Kid Flash (Young Justice version, he's hilarious)

7. Itachi Uchiha (dude may be a murderer, but he's cooler than Madara)

8. Sailor Moon.

9. Batman (B:TAS version)

10. Omi (Xiaolin Showdown)


Stories that I'm currently doing

1) How to Be a Hero

When Jay "Hiccup" Haddock was 10 years old, he witnessed an unexplained event. Now, after a freak accident, he gains powers and meets those with similar abilities, who must come together to defeat a great evil that has affected all of them. ROTBTFD crossover. No HiJack.

It's a Rise of the Brave Tangled Frozen Dragons kinda thing, excepy they're all superheroes, granted powers by a particle accelerator explosion. Now they're using their powers to combat evil.

Characters:

Jay Horatio "Hiccup" Haddock

The main character of the story. When he was 10 years old, his father was murdered in a bizarre, terrifying incident, which he describes as "a ball of black sand with a man in the center." One night, working in his lab at Berk University, the cutting edge DREAM Labs particle accelerator explodes, sending energy across the 5 big cities and Hiccup is struck by lightning as a result. Ten months after emerging from a coma, he discovers that he now has the ability to move at high velocity speeds. Inspired by DC's Flash.

Jackson Christopher "Jack" Overland

Young, brash, flirty, with a sense of humor, Jack was out playing hockey one night with his little sister when the particle accelerator catastrophically exploded. After recovering, he found out that he can project ice from his hands, the power of cryokinesis. He is one of the few that is initially excited that he ha powers. Also has a crush on Elsa Summers and takes any chance he gets to flirt with her, which is a lot.

Merida Kelly Macdonald

Headstrong, sarcastic, with a giant mane of red hair, Merida was given the power of pyrokinesis during the particle accelerator explosion. She goes about life with sarcasm and wit at her every turn, much to the chagrin of Hiccup and Jack.

Elsa Adele Summers

Dignified, composed, regal, imposing, Elsa was a relatively new law school student working to pass the bar when the explosion occurred. Granted the same powers as Jack, she is uneasy about the whole superhero thing. Is also very protective of her younger sister Anna.

Anna Kristen Summers

While they may be sisters, Anna is almost the complete opposite of Elsa; giddy, light-hearted and optimistic, Anna is obsessed with the world of comic books, paranormal urban legends, and is excited to have the power of hydrokinesis. Whenever she is struggling with an aspect of her powers comics are always there to help. May or may not have a crush on Hiccup, who she thinks is cute.

Rapunzel Leigh "Punzie" Rivers

Eccentric and creative, Rapunzel was gifted with telekinesis after the particle accelerator explosion. In many ways, she is similar to Anna in their giddiness and optimism, but deep down, Rapunzel is afraid of what her powers could possibly do if she lost control.

Newest members of the Guardians:

Astrid Sans Souci Hofferson

A childhood friend of Hiccup's who moved away years earlier, Astrid was an aspiring explosives specialist who was on her way back to Berk when the particle accelerator exploded, which derailed her train devastatingly; she was the wreck's only survivor. With the power of bio-chemical projection, Astrid can shoot explosive energy from her fingertips, and has the choice of turning anything she comes into contact with into an explosive device. Recently teamed up with the Guardians because she likes the adventures that they go on. Inspired by DC Comics character Plastique.

This is inspired by DC Comics and Marvel Comics and there will be dashes of the two in this fic, other characters from Disney and Dreamworks will appear, either as villains or as allies to the Big Six. Also has the format of comics, with back-up stories and Easter Eggs included. Don't miss it.

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Lucid Dreams by prismdreams reviews
What if Bette Sans Souci wasn't killed by a friendly fire ambush? What if there might be a way for Bette to finally understand who she is and what she can do? If Barry had anything to say about it he wasn't going to stop finding a way for Bette to finally live in peace. Set after 1x05.
Flash - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,407 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 11/13/2014 - Barry A./The Flash, Bette S. S./Plastique, Eobard T./Impostor Harrison W./Reverse-Flash, Dr. Caitlin S.
The Only Way Is If We Work Together by deansapplepielife reviews
Felicity goes missing after a date and Oliver and the team start the search for her. But who is this other masked hero who seems to be on the lookout for Felicity, too? Oliver, his secret identity, the team, and the other vigilante need to learn to trust each other in order to get their favorite tech girl back. Not sure if this is gonna end up Olicity or Barry/Felicity.
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,130 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Felicity S., John D., Oliver Q., Barry A.
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The Big Payback reviews
'Fast Enough': What if Barry really laid into the Reverse-Flash after coming out of the wormhole instead of getting his ass kicked again. Two-shot.
Flash - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/14
It Was Me, Barry! reviews
Inspired by the season finale trailer. Barry confronts Eobard Thawne on his mother's murder, and gets more than what he bargained for. One-shot.
Flash - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17 - Barry A./The Flash, Eobard T./Impostor Harrison W./Reverse-Flash, Det. Eddie T. - Complete
Family Spat reviews
How I felt that conversation between Eddie and Eobard in 'Grodd Lives' should have gone. One-shot featuring a slightly more dickish Eddie.
Flash - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/9 - Eobard T./Impostor Harrison W./Reverse-Flash, Det. Eddie T. - Complete
How to Be a Hero reviews
DC AU. When Jay "Hiccup" Haddock was 10 years old, he witnessed a bizarre, unexplained event. After a freak accident, he gains powers and meets those with similar abilities, who must come together to defeat a great evil that has affected all of them. ROTBTFD crossover. No HiJack. Pairing? You'll just have to see.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 72,463 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Hiccup, Jack Frost
Support System reviews
Original 2020 timeline. After the failure of the particle accelerator and Tess' death, Harrison Wells has been in a funk, and it's up to Team Flash to help him out.
Flash - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2 - Barry A./The Flash, Dr. Caitlin S., Cisco R., Eobard T./Impostor Harrison W./Reverse-Flash - Complete
HTBAH Annual 1: The Nuclear Man reviews
Connected to my How to Be a Hero main story. When the Great Wave hit, it had an interesting effect on two brothers who couldn't be any more different. Based on DC Comics character Firestorm.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/1 - Hans - Complete
Wally And Artemis Play reviews
A short drabble based on an annoying game I played earlier this week. But this time, Spifire is involved.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Artemis C./Artemis - Complete
Thyroxine reviews
Sequel to Epinephrine. New allies, old friends, and a familiar enemy resurfaces. Get ready for another high octane ride!
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,075 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Artemis C./Artemis, Barry A./Flash
How Asher Trained his Dragon V2 reviews
Second version of one of my stories. Asher is not the best Viking, and not the best people person: he's grouchy, sarcastic, bitter and hostile. But what happens when he meets a downed NightFury? Will he gain a new outlook on life? GB Astrid in this story.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,555 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Astrid, Hiccup
Epinephrine reviews
Full story. AU. What happens if YJ gained another speedster on their team? Strap yourselves in, this is gonna be a hell of a ride! Some Spitfire later on.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,436 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
Epinephrine: Sneak peek reviews
Preview for one of my next stories for the YJ fandom. What if another speedster joined Young Justice?
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
Artemis Wants Her Money reviews
What happens when a certain assassin (Jade) owes her sister money? Oneshot. Click to find out! :)
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Artemis C./Artemis, Jade N./Cheshire
How Asher Trained his Dragon reviews
Male!Astrid Fem!Hiccup, Role-reversal. Asher's not the best Viking and not the best people-person. He's grouchy, sarcastic, bitter, and hostile. But when he meets an injured NightFury, he forms a spectacular, forbidden bond, and learns how to be a better person. I changed the summary, too boring.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,603 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Astrid, Hiccup
Astrid the Video Game Mistress reviews
Still set in my modern AU-verse. Hicup presents our tough girl with a challenge and hilarity ensues! Oneshot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Astrid, Hiccup
Hiccup and Astrid's Most Wonderful Fanfic reviews
Modern AU. Hiccup and Astrid are fed up with bad fanfics and, as a joke, make their own bad fanfic. Oneshot!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Hiccup, Astrid
5 Boroughs Preview reviews
A story idea for Hey Arnold that I came up with. Should I?
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Arnold, Helga
Ringtones reviews
Or How you can judge someone by a phone jingle. Oneshot Modern AU
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete