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Author has written 10 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Harry Potter, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Doctor Who, Avengers, Supernatural, Frozen, and Torchwood.
Plot Bunnies: Feel free to use, just give me credit and let me know if you write them. Most of these will be crossovers.
Torchwood/Sherlock: Sherlock and Mycroft mention their mother frequently, but never say a word about their father. This is largely because it would be a bit awkward if they mentioned that he was the head of Torchwood or that he looked younger than Mycroft. Moriarty won't know what hit him.
Doctor Who/ASoIaF(Game of Thrones): Oberyn Martel had every intention of standing as Tyrion Lannister's champion, especially since it meant fighting Gregor Clegane. Naturally, he is not pleased when a man who introduces himself as Rory volunteers to fight for the Imp instead.
Torchwood/Avengers: "I killed you," Barton says weakly. Harkness grins casually. "Yep." "You were dead." Barton can't seem to form more coherent sentences. "Yep. I was dead. Then I wasn't. Story of my life, really. How have you been?"
For reasons unbeknownst even to myself, I have decided to translate all of Rory's monologues into Latin. This was done one sentence at a time in Google Translate, so hopefully it should be kinda right. If you actually know Latin and want to point out an inevitable, glaring error, be my guest.
Meetings and Mysteries: Non tu quidem eam tu? Non enim aliquid agere, sed ex mundo est Lorem periculi plena iusti in magna. Illic tota plena iniuriae calumnia, metus. Ibi totius populi plena eget adipiscing. Vestibulum Nulla mundus periturus esse. Ego non sum bonam mortem elit. Quamquam plerique credo. Non sum valde, et nec tibi. Doctor maxime non ire.
Immortal Immaturity: Sola illa uxor mea et ego non sanguis, qui amavit. Exspectábam eam. Quoniam sustinui bis mille annorum. Nos felix putatur, longo beata vita sunt. Deinde magister eius interfectis. Quia sentiebat sicut et illud est. Quia potuit. Quod bastardus scelera sua morietur. Non est in manu mea, et ego non videbo eum vivere vincitur. Sed aliquis. Nulla quis vult medicus quantum non poterit, etiam in manu eius auxilium. Daemon qui se dicit Magister, morientur, et non vindictam Amica.
Dangerous Objects: Gladios non sunt inanimata, vere. Quid faciam ut scias. Sunt obiecta, sic habere vitam narrare fabulam suum. Semper. Arma et gladii aliud. Uti potes ad seminandum agrum ferro et aedificate domum et musica. Imminebat gladii, laedere, aut occidere. Ut maxime sunt cruentum. Nunc, nuper fabricatum gladium, dum procul innoxius est solet satis docilem. Alioquin esset nimis periculosum facit. Erit id gerit ense novo, sed tantummodo ferro novum hominem, qui utique, sicut periti. Tamen suus 'a universus sors sanguinem gustavit semel gladium minus amicis. A sanguinem gladio semper plus cupit. Per se movere non potest, sed id non est, non potest. Ut diceres his, qui dominantur in gladio se iustus aliquantulus frenum velocius motum, veniente ictus parum frenum durior, melius est modicum iusto, qui vivit et moriatur in bello decernere. Quod solet dici quod sciunt arma magis pondus quod sua notior, quin ad novam quirks quam armorum. Hoc non est falsum. Aut non est perfectum. Gladium gerit, ut docet omnem veritatem rerum usum, qui tantum aciem convertere. Sed vix potest, qui fulmen colligunt, et cum sanguis ejus procedit gladius est: multo magis quod in ira percussit. Elisium in Morte magis sanguinem gustavit, quam vidisti effundetur, et fui habere illam quoniam vetustissimis olim apud maiores vestros illud potest inveniri in aliquo vestrum monumentis natus. Uti ea diligentia cum omnia mihi tempora sunt.
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Roses are red,
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