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Joined 08-05-11, id: 3134780, Profile Updated: 06-04-13
Author has written 6 stories for Storm Hawks, and League of Legends.

Dear people of interest.

If you are reading this then I take it you like the story Reaction and are curious to see the handsome master mind behind its creation.

I regret to inform you that I am a rather occupied with my own real life novel and unfortunately career comes before pleasure.

Also I just happen to be amazingly lazy despite all the wonderful support you people have showered upon me.

If you are wondering why I am writing this in a format that would seem like you were hearing my thoughts, that's because I simply wish to instil as much fear

as I possibly can, as if basting a turkey, which I will then proceed to have sex with.

That's right, I'm going to fuck the fear turkey!

Sincerely, Nicholas

p.s, friend me on fb at Nicholas North-Huntsman of the Vatican.

p.s.s, If you know what the above refers to, you deserve a cookie with a side dish of antidote because you just ate a freaking poison cookie, lesson learned, never eat what someone feeds you on a site.

p.s.s.s, If you are reading this then it means you managed to take the antidote in time, good for you, it also means you are extremely bored which is rather sad. If you wish for me to provide you with a voice to listen to in your darkest hours, then my guidance is this-fuck everyone before they fuck you...and given I am writing on this site I might as well suggest you write your own fanfiction, cookies [the non poisonous kind] will be distributed to those who can write an interesting Darklonis fiction that has interesting complications, poisonous cookies will however be awarded to those, WHO WRITE ABOUT PIPERXAERROW!!! GOD DAMN IT PEOPLE!!! HOW LOW CAN YOU SINK FOR WRITING? YOU ARE LITERALLY TAKING THE MOST GENERIC AND STEREOTYPICAL ROMANCE IN THE WORLD AND THINKING YOU ARE BEING ORIGINAL! I MEAN COME ON! HOW LAZY COULD YOU PEOPLE BE? YOU ARE EVEN LAZIER THAN I AM, I MEAN YOU? EVEN ALLOWED TO BE ON FANFICTION? DISGRACEFUL! At any rate I might just consider continuing my Reaction campaign if any more of this ridiculous...ungh...Piper and Aerrow bullshit continues...Now for those who read my story on a daily basis and yes, I can see you in the reader chart's you crafty devils, I deserve you love and affection! GIVE IT TO ME!!! stop avoiding posting a review and just reading the smut chapters, jesus I don't want a repeat of Power Play happening in Reaction, so stop being so greedy with your review powers and post that stuff and I will actually continue to write it, I am, after all, a humble servant to my readers and for those who have remained loyal over the year gone past, you have not been forgotten and at your simple request I would marry you because you make my heart all fuzzy like a gay piper/aerrow fic. So, with all that I have said, fly my pretties, fly! And stop reading this profile because it's getting kind of freaky how much you will read if it is in front of you I mean look at you! You are even reading the parts that are telling you to stop I mean what the hell? if you read this you are gay...OOOOOOOHHHHH SNAP, I kid, I have to support people of all preferences, culture and races as I am a junior counsellor =/ Yeah I finished my college course a few weeks ago, what of it? The pay sucks but it's a living I guess, not to mention all the stress it causes I mean just yesterday, I was walking down the street and this frog started spreading the word of Jahova to me I mean wtf and what's even worse is that there are these people on the net who read ridiculous shit like this and don't have the common sense to stop reading because I am just spewing bullshit because I myself am rather bored and waiting for my spinach to finish boiling so I can eat dinner, YES I EAT SPINACH!!! IT'S FUCKING AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [no pop eye jokes, so over them] Ok so you are still reading, well you know what, I think I am falling for you...such attentive eyes...such passion to hear what I have to say...if you weren't married to your computer I think I would...but no, it would never work! No just stop reading this and either review, add me on fb, make your own fic or for god's sakes find something to do!

p.s.s.s, Congratulations Sweeden for being my biggest readers on the chart, coming in this month at an amazing 312 views total, love you guys, you might be known for your neutrality but your dedication has conquered my heart.

This is your president, signing off

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I'm Right Here by Verde is Pretty reviews
The late Master Cyclonis has passed on. As he patrols the halls of the castle, he hears a familiar voice crying in the dark. Cyclonis/Dark Ace Friendship/Family relationship. One-shot.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Cyclonis, Dark Ace - Complete
I'm Sorry by Whitika Oblivion reviews
Cyclonis regrets her actions on the day of the final battle between herself and the Storm Hawks so sets out to fix the wrongs she wrought and save her most trusted commander. Spoilers! Aerrow x Piper and eventual Dark Ace x Cyclonis with hints throughout
Storm Hawks - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,064 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Cyclonis, Dark Ace
Ace Of Love by memorieslost05 reviews
Two unlikely souls find each other in the midst of thousands of battles. Can their love survive? {ON HIATUS}
Storm Hawks - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,341 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Piper, Dark Ace
HOW TO TAKE OVER THE ATMOS by Gyroscope reviews
Cyclonis' crucial tutorial for aspiring empresses who aim to become a first class ruler of a Terra, and consequently conquer the Atmos. Involves megalomania, sociopathic tendencies and narcissism with an extremely good looking right hand man and ways to handle incompetent, moronic subordinates.
Storm Hawks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Cyclonis, Dark Ace
Revenge by RemmyBlack reviews
Set right after episode 14 'A Little Trouble'...The reason why Dark Ace disappeared for awhile after that. Rated T because there is a minor suggestive adult theme.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Dark Ace - Complete
Is Fear With Us Or Against Us? by Kazooland reviews
My take on the mystery that surrounds Fiddlesticks.
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Fiddlesticks - Complete
Heart of the Flame by Keltaria reviews
As the Demacian Spring Celebration grows ever closer, Shyvana is conflicted with her feelings toward the Exemplar of Demacia and The Prodigal Explorer. Meanwhile, rumors have spread that Jericho Swain has risen to the rank of Grand General with two devious brothers at his side. Rated for bloodshed/language/intimacy.
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,959 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Shyvana, Jarvan IV
The Night by TheFairySylvia reviews
All alone in the world, Viola takes shelter in a forest and from an unexpected encounter learns all she had ever hoped to learn about herself. My first fic in a very LONG time, but nevertheless, please enjoy.
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Viola, Raphael - Complete
Broken by Nightingale101 reviews
A song fic About the Dark Ace and Cyclonis. For 'Dark Lions'
Storm Hawks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Dark Ace, Cyclonis
Phantom Of The Atmos by Luna Seraphim reviews
Darklonis vs Cyrrow!
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,693 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Cyclonis
Not your typical Cyclonian christmas by forinsyther reviews
When an explosion on Cyclonia occurs the cyclonians are expecting to spend the holidays with the homeless, until the Storm hawks come to the rescue
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,386 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Complete
Halloween Party at Terra Neon by forinsyther reviews
All the terras are invited to a party on Terra Neon. But dark ace and aerrow are in for a shock
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,813 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Dark Ace, Aerrow - Complete
Wolf and Vampire by Azure Zangetsu reviews
Hans wakes up to the Millennium HQ being attacked by Alucard and Seras. When the two vamps try to flee, Hans protects Seras from the Nazi vampires, but captures her too. After letting her feed from him, Hans finds Seras has her own way to thank him. Lemon
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,459 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Hans G., Seras - Complete
Unchained by moonlit mage reviews
UNDERGOING REVISION! During the fight between werewolf and vampire, Hans starts exhibiting strange behavior and Seras is left confused. Stuck between a wolf and a hard place, what's a girl to do? SerasXHans
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,167 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Seras, Hans G.
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Age Of Heroin reviews
Alright kid's here's the math for this one; Dark Lions 8 Bourbons Dance Central 3 Needs to be more Storm Hawks Comedy Age Of Heroin purely for lols Don't do drugs people!
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Complete
For the love of god reviews
Rage against the generic
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Dark Ace - Complete
Reaction reviews
Welcome to the Dark Side
Storm Hawks - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,589 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Cyclonis, Dark Ace
Revelations
Darkness looms over the world and the Valorian is on the fringe of apocalypse. Will the light prevail? Or will existence as we know it be consumed by the night.
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,133 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2012
Fiction Forge reviews
A place where anything and everything goes! Your imagination is no longer bound by the will or time to write-join the revolution! Let your imagination run wild and untamed!
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/5/2012
Interview reviews
Very funny interview with the Storm Hawks and Cyclonians-promotion of season 3 and my upcoming fan fiction. A few pairings inside. I only own my mind...after a few more payments
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,522 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Complete
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