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Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.

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The Chronicles of Harry Potter and the Twilight Musical by HorcruxesandHallows reviews
What if, instead of Narnia, the Pevensies were transported into 21st Century America? The White Witch Bella will be hot on their heels as they must resurrect a certain You-Know-Who in order to vanquish her and her team of fairies.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,520 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 4/7/2011
Rainy Days by Wynth reviews
It took her a while before Sakura was convinced that she was once again in her twelve year old body, but by that time it was too late. •Time-Travel / AU•
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 145,554 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 1,336 - Follows: 1,568 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Sakura H.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 29672 - Favs: 15,861 - Follows: 14,275 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Wasted by Queen of Pascalities reviews
He's wearing a tux and I'm sitting naked on a public bathroom floor. This is much more arousing than it probably should be.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,354 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Would You Like Another Slice of Evil? by AprilLittle reviews
Gambling. Disappointment. Traitorousness. Can the bonds of the Little family hold strong against the malevolent inclinations of the Mary Sues?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,312 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 1/25/2014
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 399,969 - Reviews: 12977 - Favs: 16,300 - Follows: 15,157 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Aye, Aye Captain by joanvindiesel reviews
The untold saga of Hero and her Captain. A side note one-shot series featuring Cummings from 'Oh Captain, My Captain' ranging from completely new tidbits to familiar scenes with new endings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,151 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Sirius B., OC
We're Back by Miss Ginevra Magdalene Darcy reviews
The Light Side are returning, Lily, James and others who died by Voldemort in the first or second wizarding war are returning. Kind of canon couple - H/G N/L H/R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 496,611 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 3/26/2012 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Lily Evans P., James P.]
Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork by Sir Chris reviews
Namikaze Minato expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Now he must spend his days judging those that have died and file the paperwork when he is done. Maybe he should have stayed in the Shinigami's stomach after all. A humorous take on the life of a legend after his death, and what he finds as the years pass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 231,309 - Reviews: 2017 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Let's Play Cops and Robbers by sLiCeOfLiFe reviews
You will never hear someone say being a part of the FBI is easy work. If they did, they'd be lying. From the long hours, to the daily drug busts, to psychotic and murderous criminals, special agent Sakura Haruno certainly has her work cut out for her. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 60,397 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Sakura H.
Return&Rehash by Le Requiem reviews
Sakura didn't know how she had survived the deathblow, but she was alive, somehow. She tightened her hold around Sasuke's neck, "I can't believe you tried to kill me," she snarled. She was still trembling, but whether it was in fear or anger, she couldn't tell...in which Sakura challenges fate — SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,016 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Instant Message by Keelah reviews
She gave him names to kill, in order not to be killed herself. But having blood on her hands was turning out to be much worse than dying. "…There's still round 2…3…4…" When does this game end? She asked. "Don't you see, Sakura?" He said, "It never does."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 297,164 - Reviews: 3918 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Quietus by AngeLhearteD reviews
When first he laid eyes upon her, he thought her the very personification of spring. He watches, from the depths of shadow; waiting to steal her away from the land of the living. Waiting to make her Queen of the Dead. Hades/Persephone retold. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 568,649 - Reviews: 6642 - Favs: 2,719 - Follows: 2,630 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Simplicity by PeinSaku reviews
She is the girl that has no heart, and he is the man that unknowingly stole it. "You will become my tool. You will fight for me, aid me when I call upon you. And in exchange, I will ensure that you become the most widely-revered kunoichi of your time."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 120,235 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 1,220 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 2/15/2011 - [Sakura H., Sasori]
The Professors' Point of View by alittleinsane963 reviews
Admit it, you've always been curious about what the professors were thinking while Harry, Ron, and Hermione got themselves into all kinds of shenanigans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 91 - Words: 177,960 - Reviews: 2940 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Three Words by the.terrorist reviews
Anthology. Sasu/Saku. Just in how many ways can Sasuke realize that he's loved her all along? 33: new year's eve
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 46,027 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 10/18/2011 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Love and in War by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. The first time I met Prince Sasuke was the night he saved my life. I never thought I would see him again, and I certainly never expected to fall in love with him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 73,342 - Reviews: 1851 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 1,452 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Misconceptions by the melon lord 2.0 reviews
AU. His contribution to the rebellion was supposed to secrets and slander. Haymitch decided taking on a wife would be more appropriate. She wanted to forget the Games ever happened. Then she's told of a fiance who'll never allow her to do so. And he isn't Peeta and she isn't Annie, and surely that means everything. Just maybe not quite in the way they'd thought.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,814 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Katniss E., Finnick O.
Permission to Castrate Please by PureWaterLily reviews
To save Itachi from his terminal illness, Sakura leaves Konoha to study under the renowned doctor of the New World, Carlisle. It's just too bad his son, Edward, will not stop creepily stalking her.
Crossover - Naruto & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,030 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Sakura H., Edward
Akatsuki Fundraising by Tigers and Dragons reviews
Because collecting tailed beasts and sealing them in a large statue for some crazy guy bent on world domination is not a lucrative business scheme. Drabble Fics.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 54 - Words: 21,487 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Akatsuki
Dead End Street by The Scarlett Ribbon reviews
It's been seven years since the Akatsuki took over, but in the dark underbelly of Konoha's criminal underworld a silent war is still raging. As the heirs of the city's fallen leaders are picked off one by one in a bloody rebellion, Uchiha Sasuke returns with vengeance in his heart for the one who betrayed his family. SasuSaku, mobster!AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,082 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Naruto U., Karin
Demigods & Wizards, Journey Through Old Memories by ArtemisIsis13 reviews
STORY ONE: In the wake of their heart wrenching wars, 8 surviving wizards and 8 Greek heroes are transported to a secret haven beyond the stars to rediscover the truth about a none too distant past, yet, there is something more to the secrets surrounding them, a truth they are yet to uncover...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 433,968 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W., Percy J., Apollo
With Every Beat by halfdemonfan reviews
Pain can come in various forms. Sakura had suffered all of them; but with the war raging on she found the torture would continue. Canon/ Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 207,115 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Nuance of Black by MizDazey reviews
The Black inheritance is less about money or prestige and far more about casual cruelty and utter recklessness and mad passion. Even after being disowned, can Sirius escape his inheritance?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,279 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Sirius B., James P.
A Necessary Gift: A Harry Potter Story by cosette-aimee reviews
The war drags on after Voldemort's defeat and the Order of the Phoenix is fighting a losing battle. When Harry is hit by yet another killing curse, he wakes up years in the past and in an alternate reality. As an unknown child in a foreign world, Harry has a chance to change the outcome of the war - while dealing with new magical talents, pureblood politics and Black family drama.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 160,580 - Reviews: 2888 - Favs: 6,414 - Follows: 7,744 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
And all the Devils are Here by Lady Fireflower reviews
Sequel to Moonlight Sonata. A home in flames. A night of darkness. Blood. The night of Dumbledore's death cost the Order of the Pheonix dearly. Yet now they must carry on...but is this a war that can be won? Or is the Dark Lord already the winner?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,721 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Utterly Unexpected by Skeren Dreamera reviews
It was bewildering, it was stupid, and in Itachi's opinion, it was one of the best things that Madara had ever done for him. A late night wake up call leads to opportunity, and Itachi, for one, wasn't about to turn it down. He just had to figure out what to do with it. Somehow.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,002 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Itachi U.
Vengeance by sincerelyLen reviews
Haruno Sakura was dead. Haruno Sakura was dead and Uchiha Sasuke knew that he shouldn't care. But he did anyway. Team7ness, Sasuke/Sakura, Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,612 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Naruto U.
The Hunt by HorrorSection reviews
Without hesitation, his sharp fangs went for the creamy, delicate skin at the side of her neck. As he felt the warm liquid seep down his throat, he groaned in mind-shattering pleasure. The greed was pulling him deeper, deeper. He wanted, needed more. No one fucks with Uchiha Sasuke and gets away with it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 117,505 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
All You Need Is Love by Dr. Holland reviews
A funny thing happened to Jenny on the way to the train station at the end of "Easy J"… instead of heading straight to Grand Central, she stops for a burger in Brooklyn and runs into someone unexpected: Nate, confused by Juliet's web of lies, worried about his father, and wrestling with unresolved feelings for Serena. Another road to NJ, with CB, DS, E, V & more; AU after 4x06.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,424 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Nate, Jenny
Till Death Do Us Part by katnipsgale reviews
What if it had been Gale's name called instead of Peeta's on that dreaded reaping day? What if the hunting partners who had learned to move as one being were thrust into the games together? Would they find a way out, or would they be forced to go on without the other.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,047 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Katniss E., Gale H.
The Marauders by 30CK reviews
Naruto finds more than just the Forbidden Scroll on his excursion into the Hokage's private library; he finds a scroll with the consciousnesses of former Konoha pranksters sealed within, ones prepared to help a fellow prankster in any way they can. CANCELLED/DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 137,471 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Naruto U.
Your Fat Cat by missmocha77 reviews
"May I suggest the low fat cat food in aisle three?" Itachi suggested. Sakura hissed at him. In which fat cats and rodent dogs are present. Their presence spurs on a heated rivalry and heated interest between two neighbors. ItaSaku, nonmassacre. "Sequel" is up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 76 - Words: 57,915 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Someone to Love You by northstar61 reviews
Rachel's actions have put her on the outs with her Glee Club teammates. Can a certain ex-boyfriend ease her loneliness?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 86 - Words: 407,000 - Reviews: 2001 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ.
Caesura by Estoma reviews
A story in a single sentence. Four victors reach the point of the 3rd Quell.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/8/2014 - [Annie C., Finnick O.] Haymitch A., Johanna M. - Complete
Cat'O'Nine Tails by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 138,902 - Reviews: 2559 - Favs: 1,702 - Follows: 1,685 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
What The? by Madame Dee reviews
After being turned into a six year old girl and thrust back to the year 1944, Hermione must make a new life for herself in the wizarding world, after she solves her little age problem. But what happens when she comes across a certain Tom Riddle? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 90,944 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 1,096 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Entropy by silverfootsteps reviews
Every time he wanted to apologize, she would reply, "We were too young, we were too selfish and you were too lost." It had taken two words to shatter their bond. But it took many more to heal it. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 176,355 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Menagerie by silverfootsteps reviews
"Last Tuesday, you threatened to beat him with a broom if he took the last slice of blueberry pie in the fridge." "But I like pie." A collection of one-shots. Itasaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 117,808 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Caught In Your Bad Romance by BruisedSmile reviews
Rachel gets an unexpected interruption to her ballet practice, one that turns her life upside down.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 98,958 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ.
Finders Keepers by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Little brother, if you don't take care of what's precious to you-you don't deserve to have it. Since you haven't learned your lesson, I will take her away from you. Sakura's in trouble when she catches Itachi's attention. M-language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 139,103 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Because of Compassion by omnomnomnom195 reviews
Sakura never dreamed she'd be rescued by an enemy, nor that she would return the favor. But if a man like Itachi Uchiha could look past their differences and see the real her, then maybe she could too...maybe. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,693 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
apodictic by The Scarlett Ribbon reviews
Beneath the cold mask of the Avenger, beats but the heart of a child - and a child's first instinct is to love. Even Uchiha Sasuke is no exception.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,455 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Miss Independent by the.terrorist reviews
Sasu/Saku. Tsunade once told me that striving to be the best, to be acknowledged, to be renowned, also had a series of disadvantages. But I would have never thought that one of them would send me to Otokagure, serving under the man that once left me on a bench, in the middle of the night, after breaking my heart and killing what was left of my spirit.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 68,196 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 7/15/2009 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Nine Coins by Estoma reviews
She was worth nine coins, Cray told her as he shrugged on his shirt again, would have been ten if she hadn't struggled at the end. AU: No boy with the bread.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 12/19/2013 - [Gale H., Katniss E.] Mrs. E., Cray
Ratings out of Ten by TwilightHayley reviews
A continuation after the kiss from 'Flesh and Stone'. The Doctor and Amy attempt to adjust to the change in their relationship, as they continue their journey through Space and Time. But Danger is never too far away... 11/Amy AU
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 204,193 - Reviews: 1510 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
Human by dewdrops and crowns reviews
He will be human for her, for only then can they be equals. – Amy/Eleven
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
Definitely Impossible by Someone aka Me reviews
When Harry and Draco are paired together in Auror training, Draco is convinced it's going to be impossible to survive this without utter madness breaking loose. But then, Potter seems to have a knack for doing impossible things. Post-War, eventual Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 82 - Words: 136,820 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
When Gods Go Criminally Insane by LinzRW reviews
Third installment in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie visit the realm of the gods. Featuring the revelation of the Great God Four, the goddess of pregnancy, Kisame's translations, the resurrection of the porcupine, Princess Fou Mia, War And Blood Addicts Anonymous, sadistic ghosts, and the God of the Underworld, Ren.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 72 - Words: 204,365 - Reviews: 3706 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Akatsuki
The Duty by Avium reviews
Gaara pinched the bridge of his nose, and muttered more to himself than anyone else, "I am not going to have a say in this, am I?" Set during the 4th Shinobi War. GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 146,016 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 1,444 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Gaara, Sakura H.
some heard the gun by saltzmans reviews
He dies as he has loved: brokenly, bloodily and oh so beautifully—five times Damon Salvatore dies.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
His Boy by The-Shy-Quiet-One reviews
Peter Pettigrew has been captured and Sirius Black has been cleared of all charges. Now he is determined to raise his godson as his dead best friends wanted. Little Potter characters and humor ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 252,170 - Reviews: 2088 - Favs: 1,608 - Follows: 1,318 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Meet Heaven by Nagareboshi Star reviews
When he turned a billionaire who had lost every respect for women ever held, and she the inspirational, wild-minded artist she had always been at heart, they met. And even though it might take time, they realised, they just met heaven. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 74,229 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 5/3/2012 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Exit Strategy by krakonfive reviews
He must escape this world, killing and manipulating those in his way. But... will he be able to follow his Exit Strategy? Will he pay the cost? You have never read anything like this before!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 130,969 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013
However We Know the Landscape of Love by Progenitus reviews
Larka was what the you would call a sensible sort of bird, so wasn't everybody in for a surprise when she embarked on a fairy tale to save Sirius's soul. [SB/OC with a splash of JP/LE, spanning from Marauder era to the end]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 137,909 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Scarlet Tears by envysparkler reviews
AU. The Uchiha takeover was successful, Konoha is now run by the Shinobi Council. The world is at war - with itself. Brother kills brother. Monsters slaughter the innocent. Poison seeps through the ruins. Their only hope lies in a man who kills for a living and would not hesitate to massacre his own family. The heavens are already crying - crying scarlet tears. HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,399 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 3/20/2012 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Tropical Prince by TiKanis reviews
AU "If you think I am sleeping in the same bed as you, then you are delusional." In which she was married to the most arrogant-egomaniac prince and he was married to the most stubborn princess. "You are more than welcomed to sleep on the floor, if that should make you feel safer." ch2. SxS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,192 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Itachis Diary of Doom by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
Itachi takes the time to reflect in the 'privacy' of his diary. After all, living in the Akatsuki base with a bunch of hyper active, bored criminals has got to be funny enough to write down for future reference. Due to complaints, I am obliged to warn people not to read later chapters during class.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 71,974 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Something Off by slightlysmall reviews
(Ten fingers, ten toes, and he had his wits about him well enough. But there was something off about that boy. She had known it all along.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Sirius B., Walburga B. - Complete
Fable by chinarai reviews
It was a cycle: wait for the birth of an Uchiha boy, wait for him to come to her in his lifetime, force him into marriage if they ever met and make him fall for her, over and over, again and again. AU!Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dear Darling by Mein Liebling reviews
'Dear Mrs. Potter, Your husband, Mr. Charles Potter, was killed in action helping fight with the soldiers in the east. We are sorry for your loss. Regards, The Wizarding Branch of the British Armed Services' (Dear Darling, please excuse my writing, but I cannot stop my hand from shaking...) /A story for my darling, Muffin (glitter blizzard)! Hope you enjoy it sweetheart!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Charlus P., Dorea Black/Potter - Complete
The Marquess by Sera dy Relandrant reviews
AU. Anne Boleyn was acquitted of all crimes because her marriage was declared invalid and permitted to hold her title of Marquess of Pembroke. She is considered as one of the King's previous mistresses but allowed to keep her daughter with her, a royal bastard.
Tudors - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,630 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Anne Boleyn, King Henry VIII, Catherine Howard, Princess Elizabeth
No Regrets by omnomnomnom195 reviews
Naruto never wanted to make the same mistake Jiraiya had. To go each and every day loving a person, but never telling them how you felt. He swore after his beloved masters death that he would never let another day go back without letting Sakura know in some way that he cared for her, cherished her, and loved her. NaruSaku Drabbles. Complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 23,238 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
We Do The Dance Electric by Lady Momo reviews
(AU Post-War) They don't immediately revert to their old ways because the old ways didn't work anyway. And learning and re-learning and un-learning things have always been the hardest part of the challenge.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,006 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 6798 - Favs: 8,322 - Follows: 6,579 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
A Lady with a Violin by AnnaRavenheart reviews
Lily was a musician and Scorpius was a popular, yet lonely boy. She loved music more than anything while he only loved listening to her. He was unable to break free like the violin she played was a magical object which absorbed his soul.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Scorpius M., Lily Luna P. - Complete
The Notebook by hotoffthefryer reviews
In which a little notebook spirals things so out of control that I'm best friends with Yamanaka Ino, Karin wants me dead, Tsunade has a search warrant out for me, and the entire male student body wants me. But the catch? None of them know who I even am.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 146,778 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
petrichor by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke. Shikamaru. Naruto. Neji. [With your various canon pairings, etc.] Life doesn't always go the way you want it to, but then again, sometimes it does. High school isn't all about romance, people choose different paths to walk, and the guy doesn't always get the girl. Honestly, Shikamaru thinks, it would be boring if everything were predictable.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,523 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 9407 - Favs: 7,211 - Follows: 6,897 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
tapestry by inkteardrops reviews
"We are forever," she whispers, and he hopes she is wrong, and he watches as the flame hearted lover that might have been forms a golden thread on the tapestry of his life —-Teddy thinks of Lily, the girl he always wanted and Victoire, the girl who has ensnared him —unrequited!TeddyLily, TeddyVictoire, for Erin
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Teddy L., Victoire W., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Freshman,Puppies,WaywardGangs And Chocolate Liquor by YouMayThinkImADreamer reviews
"D-didn't anyone tell you? Konoha Academy has a uniform policy for class hours." This time Sakura actually face palmed.She didn't know it at the time but uniforms would be the least of her problems. AkatsukixSakura, with other ships. Rated M for a reason
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,774 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
Roommates by TiKanis reviews
AU. What if she decided to start parading around in a towel? SxS chapters 6 and up rated M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,043 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Behind the Mask by JamesPottersPixie reviews
When Jenny goes to her first UES elite party, she never dreamed of the changes it would make in her life.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,893 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Jenny, Nate
Take me by An Engineer reviews
Burned out flames should never reignite, but I thought you might... SasuSaku. Canon.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,951 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Team Seven
cabbage patch by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. Their story began long before anyone could realize it. The story of a little pink-haired girl child, and a stoic young boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 168,224 - Reviews: 2711 - Favs: 2,498 - Follows: 2,379 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,523 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 2,799 - Follows: 2,339 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
be mine by inkteardrops reviews
They could lock me up in chains and place you in a faraway tower, but somehow still, I would come back for you – I would walk across hot coals just to hold your body against mine and I would battle dragons just to feel your skin on my skin —-Scorpius writes Lily a letter he will probably never send
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Scorpius M., Lily Luna P. - Complete
of circuitry and circular thinking by Static Lull reviews
Because humans are fickle things —- connected and divided and peeling apart at the edges. And we, we were something. Weren't we? —- Sirius and Emmeline, one hundred times their lives intersect.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Sirius B., Emmeline V.
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,296 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2008
the weight of love by high improbability reviews
For the kink meme prompt - "Five people who mistook Sansa for Catelyn."
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Sansa S., Catelyn T., Robert B., Petyr B./Littlefinger - Complete
Dear Blank, Sincerely Blank by QueenKira reviews
Humorous exchanges between characters that always start with 'Dear', and end with 'Sincerely'. Drabble fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 81 - Words: 5,487 - Reviews: 2380 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Daybreak: Part I by DigitalTart reviews
One of Konoha's greatest enemies is long dead, but Akatsuki lives on, and a new threat to peace is rising in the shinobi nations. The question is... who are the heroes, and who are the villains? AU. Follows One Small Kindness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 318,384 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 1,148 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Team Seven, Itachi U. - Complete
What it Takes by Iced Blood reviews
Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,673 - Reviews: 1834 - Favs: 2,470 - Follows: 2,481 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Minato N. - Complete
masterpiece by inkteardrops reviews
She is a masterpiece, carved by the gods and honey, you're no believer but you could believe in every breath she breathes —-Lily Luna Potter and her blazing soul is worth every patch of blistered skin
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Lily Luna P. - Complete
Bad Behaviour by Seynee reviews
In which Sasuke tries to be a casanova, and Sakura is just Sakura. What's your excuse for bad behaviour? — Sasuke, Sakura. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,892 - Reviews: 2697 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Past Afflictions by Miss Tie reviews
I figured I had lost my mind when the only logical explanation for my situation was time travel. I knew I had lost my mind when I found every affection I had ever held for Sasuke Uchiha was still very much intact and directed completely at the twelve year old boy who I had somehow managed to sit beside. God damn my life, and that bitch who put me here.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,814 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Butterflies and Hurricanes by Iced Blood reviews
Part 20: Sirius Black is nothing if not unpredictable. Some might even say that's the whole point, the driving force, of his existence. Which might just explain what he's doing back in a classroom after so many years. and why he's trying to salvage something like a civil relationship with an old enemy: just to prove he can.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,740 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L.
so you didn't grow up to be brigitte bardot by WhenLighteningStrikes reviews
"Your boyfriend," he calmly turns a page, "is trying to impress you, but I'm not sure he's quite right with his interpretation of what Nietzsche or Dostoyevsky were trying to say with the Übermensch." klaus/caroline. future-fic. oneshot.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Five Kingdoms for the Dead by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 220,628 - Reviews: 2966 - Favs: 2,648 - Follows: 1,561 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H., Itachi U., Sai - Complete
Sakura 2013 by PureWaterLily reviews
So now Sakura wants to be Hokage. Eh. Why not. Spoilerish 632.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Aftermath by BobTheCat'sSister reviews
My version of the end of Season 4, with a twist. Pam and Eric's POVs. The shattering of their one hundred year Maker/Child relationship.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,737 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Eric N., Pam
Tearing at the Fabric by You'reABirdOfTheSummer reviews
An unlikely, yet undoubtedly brilliant trio take on a huge task. When war is over and nobody wins, there is nothing left to do but go back to the beginning and stop the hate which sparked an inferno. AU-time line and plot differences, time travel. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 64 - Words: 120,031 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Ballbreaker by the fame monsters reviews
You were such a super guy 'til the second you got a whiff of me. —Bro!Fic, SasuSaku, KibaIno, SuiKa, NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H.
passare l'inverno by rawrchelle reviews
Neji/Sakura. Neji's eyes are as white as snow, so it's only natural that Sakura falls in love with him in the winter. An anthology of years spent finding warmth in the coldest of seasons.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,781 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
walls of paper-thin dreams by symphonies of you reviews
"And there's something maddeningly exquisite in the way that Scorpius rips through your defences and everything comes crashing down with sparks and lightning and earthquakes and blinding light like a perversely beautiful resemblance of the apocalypse." -lilyscorpius, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,456 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Scorpius M., Lily Luna P. - Complete
The Consequences of Drunken Experiments by Lucillia reviews
Orochimaru creates something that never should have existed while under the influence... A series of unrelated oneshots.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y.
Emulation of Apathy by Slytherstein reviews
After walking away from his fight with Naruto, Sasuke begins his years of training under Orochimaru. He soon discovers that every day is an amusing, albeit disturbing adventure with him and Kabuto. Relentlessly tormented by his past, one thing alone keeps him resolute: maintaining an apathetic demeanor and envisioning the demise of Uchiha Itachi. Collab w/ TheTealRose & Lehrain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 98,131 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sasuke U., Kabuto Y., Itachi U., Orochimaru
Catch 22 by JanuaryEclipses reviews
Sakura isn’t weak because she lacks strength. She is weak because they protect her. Sakura-centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 106,653 - Reviews: 1656 - Favs: 1,986 - Follows: 1,912 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Sakura H.
Anna Jones's Diary by Miss.A.Jones reviews
It's Monday morning and Anna Jones has woken up with a hangover, an unfinished assignment, and her Professor. To make matters worse, the Daily Prophet's just arrived and her mother's on the front page... SB/OC, L/J, RL/OC, OC/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 273,268 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Sirius B., OC
RED by Sherbet Mayhem reviews
In a time where political decisions devastatingly affect the shape of their world, how will Sakura, Kakashi, Naruto and Sasuke endure the uncontrollable hardships thrust upon them? Discover RED; a dramatic exploration of history repeated. Wear a mask to hide yourself; let your past follow you like the shadow of your future; and cover your eyes. They determine the value of your life
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 153,847 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Sweetheart by paws-bells reviews
GaaSaku Canon-verse AU. Non-compliant with Fourth Shinobi War Arc. Chi ama mi, ama il mio cane. For Gaara and Sakura, that particular Italian proverb had never been more apt.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,330 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
The Hangover by JinnySkeans reviews
It started off as an innocent trip to Vegas shared with their friends. It ended with...well, maybe they'll tell you, if they ever remember. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Divergence by The Scarlett Ribbon reviews
They die under a red sky, in mud and blood and bitter regret. Team Seven, at the end of the world...at least, until Sasuke wakes up - twelve, Sharinganless and back on his old genin team.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,793 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Ruler of the Sands by ncfan reviews
SUNA. The things he did for the good of his village, and how it didn't really help.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,739 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 9/25/2012 - The Fourth Kazekage, Gaara, Kankuro, Temari - Complete
One More Time by love from elysium reviews
Just after the end of the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry goes looking for Ginny. He eventually finds her sitting in one of the showers in the Gryffindor boys' Quidditch dressing room still fully clothed with the water running. On the wall opposite the shower is a locker still inscribed with "Fred Weasley, Beater". Rated T for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Little Bit Closer by CrazyDriver reviews
"She wants him so much it's crazy and she thinks (only for a split second) that she doesn't just mean in a sexual way." *One-Shot* (Mild M)
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,512 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Kitty, Ryder - Complete
Put Your Drinks Up by lickmyimpala reviews
Sasuke needed better friends. [Naruto!boys. AU. SasuSaku. KibaIno.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Sasuke U.
The Oddity of Sakura Haruno by Miss Tie reviews
Fan girls were something I was used to. Insane, pink-haired, mood-swinging girls like Sakura Haruno were another story entirely. Sister-Story to 'Past Afflictions.' In which Sakura is sent back in time and Sasuke has to deal with the changes she brings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,559 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
phantom pain by ohwhatsherface reviews
This isn't a story about Sasuke's a redemption. It's one about Sakura's healing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Rehabilitation by sincerelyLen reviews
The consequences of war are steep. SasuSaku Team7ness
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,582 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U., Naruto U.
I Solemnly Swear by StarKid McFly reviews
James is infatuated. Remus feels taken for granted. Peter wants to be noticed by girls. And Sirius? Sirius is just there to stir it all up. But what else could you expect from the Marauders?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 71,255 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 9/27/2010 - James P., Sirius B.
Vigil of Sorrows by Lehrain reviews
Intercepting Konoha's Gaara rescue, Itachi casts genjutsu on Naruto. However, Sakura intercepts & deflects it w/ her inner self. Due to opposing efforts, they're cast into an illusory realm where everything's a reflection of their inner haunts. Journeying through an abstract world, they look for escape, learn from one another, & overcome their own mentality. Collab w/ The.Teal.Rose
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 104,598 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Illusions of Serenity by The.Teal.Rose reviews
Intercepting Konoha's Gaara rescue, Itachi casts a genjutsu on Naruto. However, Sakura intercepts & deflects it w/ her inner self. Due to opposing efforts,they are cast into an illusory realm where everything is a reflection of their inner haunts. Journeying through the abstract world, they look for escape, learn from one another, & overcome their own mentality. Collab w/ Lehrain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 137,578 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 9/9/2012 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.]
Rebellion by TatraMegami reviews
Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 2,114 - Follows: 1,311 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Runaway by DracoNunquamDormiens reviews
What happened the night Sirius escaped from Grimmauld Place? Why did he run? Featuring an evil!Voldemort and Walburga, running!Sirius, and Psychic!James. Angsty and dark, you've been warned. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 52,661 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Sirius B., James P.
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 133,199 - Reviews: 2734 - Favs: 4,039 - Follows: 4,169 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Diva, Best Believe Her by kirasometimes reviews
Kitty has a proposition for Blaine, and she won't take no for an answer. - Kitty/Blaine; post 4.13 "Diva".
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Blaine A., Kitty - Complete
The Super Confidential Diary of Harry Potter by Jam For President reviews
Everyone wants to know what's really going on inside the Boy Who Lived's head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,053 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Harry P.
The Starvelympics: A Hunger Games Crackfic by alidazzles reviews
Katniss Everdeen is about to be thrust into the vicious Hunger Games to save her sister. Big freakin' deal. Those Capitol hacks have got nothing on snarky, trash-talking, take-no-prisoners Katniss. They had better watch out.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 31,435 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Domesticated by ohwhatsherface reviews
"I will teach them what it means to put a lion in a cage." - Or, The time Sasuke and Sakura got married and he realized living with her wasn't as easy as it sounded.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 80 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
this clarity clouds my mind by The Scarlett Ribbon reviews
He moves as if within a dream, and in a way, he is - Sasuke, 616. SasuSaku if you look closely.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Sasuke U. - Complete
spare me your judgements by sarsaparillia reviews
Lady Stark, had Ned told her the truth. — Catelyn.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Catelyn T. - Complete
Oblivion is Calling Out Your Name by Terri Botta reviews
Post 04x09. Elena does some thinking at the Grill. Drama and epiphanies ensue.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,633 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Elena G., Damon S.
It's Rikudou Hiraishin to You! by e7cg13 reviews
What if the Kyuubi attack happened diffently. What if there was a case of divine intervention on that day of October 10th. "You've got the wrong omnipotent, Minato-chan. It's Rikudou Hiraishin to you!"-Living Minato/Kushina, strong Naruto, eccentric but omnipotent Rikudous, and general craziness all around. Time Travel AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 248,502 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Lovers' Spat by the.terrorist reviews
Sasu/Saku. The day Sasuke lost Naruto's respect forever was the day the blond saw him apologizing to Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/1/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Hercules by StarKid McFly reviews
When a project is set in Care of Magical Creatures and Scorpius and Albus are partnered, they find that parenting a bowtruckle might just bring them closer together. Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,991 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Yet again, with a little extra help by Third Fang reviews
Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,262,281 - Reviews: 5328 - Favs: 3,895 - Follows: 2,343 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
don't forget to lock the doors by sarsaparillia reviews
Sansa and Arya crown kings and kill boys, but it's still not quite enough. The games never really end, but House Stark will be there when they do. — Arya, Sansa, House Frey.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Sansa S., Arya S. - Complete
Indecent Proposals by ohwhatsherface reviews
Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,946 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Open Your Eyes by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ Day after day she comes to see him, and he doesn't know why. Post-canon. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/15/2012 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Daddy? How Could You! by Invincible Shadow reviews
Sakura spent her whole life with the Akatsuki, concentraiting on becoming stronger, to be of use to her Father, whom she viewed as the God himself. However, after being sent to Konoha as an undercover Genin,will her opinion of Him change? Saku-centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 75,035 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Tell Me, What Should I Do? by MaddElise reviews
Rachel Berry is still in love with Finn, but there seems to be trouble in paradise, he's in the army, and he never calls. Rachel starts to fall for Brody Weston, a fellow student at NYADA. Rachel has to make a decision about where she wants life to take her. New York has a lot to offer her. Starts with Finchel, but will focus on Brochel really. HummelBerry friendship!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 94,441 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Rachel B., Brody W. - Complete
The Lazy Uchiha by Hibiki54 reviews
The Uchiha clan were known as genius ninja. But all clans have that one black sheep. Meet Uchiha Itachi, a born genius and the laziest ninja you will ever find! Abandoned
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 455,458 - Reviews: 1611 - Favs: 1,732 - Follows: 1,101 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Itachi U. - Complete
Carmel by Emmaline Ezra reviews
What happens when Rachel Berry has had enough of William McKinley High School and decides to attempt building a relationship with her birth mother? Well, you'll just have to find out.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,291 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Jesse sJ., Rachel B.
Persuasion by Zenith Meriadoc reviews
AU. His birth and station despised by her snobbish family, Sakura was forced to let go of her engaged love. Making his fortune from the war, Neji returns six years later and will stop at nothing in exacting his revenge against the one who broke his heart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,611 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Neji H., Sakura H.
bloodstream by quorra laraex reviews
In the dead of night, they meet. And they have no intention of killing each other. — Sasuke/Sakura, & the fragile boundary of night and day
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
What To Expect Out Of Life by Clockwork Mockingbird reviews
AU. Sasuke absolutely did not, in any way, shape, or form, want, need, or desire a wife. But within the year, he would have one. Until then, she's taking over his kitchen. SasSak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,508 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Where There is Love by StarKid McFly reviews
Where there is love there is life, and life flourishes in the wizarding world. A collection of drabbles/one-shots that range from the Marauders to the Next Generation in both characters and genre.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,959 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 6/20/2011
10 Drachma by mew-tsubaki reviews
Oneshot. *some spoilers for MoA* A series of bets between Apollo and his—emphasis on "his"—Oracle. Non-linear. *my 1st Rachel/Apollo* *very, very light T, due to Apollo's mind* Rachollo. Mentions of Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,933 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Rachel D., Apollo - Complete
Absence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by Edie Zee reviews
Summary: As promised, Damon leaves town after Elena chooses Stefan.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,572 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Little Piece of Heaven by Leanne Ash reviews
SasuSaku: "I don't do it because I think you're weak! I do it because—! Because I… just… Never mind." Years later it finally happened. Unfortunately, she just didn't care anymore. A story of love and irony, where one is oblivious… and the other is Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,634 - Reviews: 3628 - Favs: 3,558 - Follows: 2,184 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
reach out and touch someone by WhenLighteningStrikes reviews
It's getting harder to do these days, strangely enough. Like he's playing so many parts at once that he's starting to burn out or something. Mixing roles, emotions, cues. Feeling all the wrong things at all the wrong moments. — In which Rachel is insecure, Blaine's jealous and Sebastian is...Sebastian. Rachel/Sebastian. Rachel/Blaine. Sebastian/Blaine. estb. Blaine/Kurt. Complete.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,254 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Rachel B., Sebastian S. - Complete
A Curious Kind of Atonement by katlou303 reviews
Just after the Uchiha Massacre, a guilt-stricken Itachi wants to make Sasuke's life better. He meets a pink-haired little girl who seems to adore his little brother. He decides he can atone for his crimes by keeping her alive. ItaSakuSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,224 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
What Should Be by Sakura Bontecou Kobayashi reviews
There's nothing wrong with falling in love at first sight, which was what Sasuke believed when he first laid eyes on her. If only he had met her under a more normal circumstance, considering that he'd done so while crashing a wedding – her wedding, in fact, with someone else.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,213 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Most Electrifying Man by SSVD reviews
Dumbledore found another living relative for Harry to live with. One who is the most electrifying man in all of entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,395 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
there's this thing by xoVanilla-Bean reviews
When it becomes clear Gale starts to like Madge, Katniss starts to turn into a girl. With feelings. She doesn't like it. — KatnissGale — slightly AU
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,487 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
Tight Spot by hakanamu reviews
Naruto once believed he saw Sasuke as more of a brother than Itachi ever did. But stuck in the 13-year-old ANBU captain's body on the day of Uchiha Clan Massacre, could he really do any better?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,127 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 1,691 - Follows: 1,768 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Morpheus by Aribh1306 reviews
"I am you, remember? I am part of you."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G. - Complete
Ten Times Shikamaru Thought About Kissing Ino by Useless-Materia reviews
Chapter 11: Her Return: His gaze returned to her, no longer lazy, but serious and steadfast; "I have thought about kissing you every single day you've been gone. And you know why?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,300 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
lessthanthree by moon strut reviews
"You kneed some girl in the ovaries, were sexually harassed by Sasuke, and then proceeded to duct tape him to the treadmill. How's that for a party?" IMs, text messages, and Facebook. Many things could go wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,486 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
there's no i in team by my destination reviews
Anthology. Team7. "Teamwork is essential—it allows you to blame someone else." 06. The three team members and their tardy teacher, once again find themselves thrown in an unusual circumstance involving yet another ridiculous mission.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,727 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Table for Two by Aria Illusine reviews
Itachi wanted to have some time to himself after a clan meeting. Sakura had had a rough day at the clinic. They both wanted dinner at the same restaurant. But when said restaurant had only one table open when they arrived, the two acquaintances were thrown together to find that perhaps neither had really wanted to sit alone. NonMass ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,475 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
gotta work for the dollars by Sharinganblossom reviews
In which Sasuke learns that declaring his independence is not cheap. Or dignifying.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,279 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Incomplete by the.terrorist reviews
AU. Sasu/Saku. When her father told her she would have to marry a guy she knew nothing about, just because that was the best for their family, she knew she couldn't say no, just like she knew she wouldn't be happy. She just never imagined it to be that bad.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 248,502 - Reviews: 3088 - Favs: 2,059 - Follows: 1,171 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 7/23/2009 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Count Me In by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. I propose a road trip. Like, right now. So ladies, pack your clothes, makeup, and junk food, and don't forget the IDs! Oh, and, uh, some gas money would be nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,284 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Sakura H., Ino Y., Hinata H., Tenten
officer officer tell me the truth by songs reviews
AU. Sakura gets pulled over by Officer Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/23/2012 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Sealed Moments by Skeren Dreamera reviews
There were days when Jiraiya wondered if people forgot that Orochimaru had been his teammate. Yes, he was evil. Yes, he did bad things. That didn't mean it had always been that way, and some days he just wanted to shout them all down with how wonderful the man had been, once. That didn't mean he ever would though.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru - Complete
Sunshine by ihatemarkers reviews
He could be the hot guy of any movie, bad-ass or romance. And she was just a regular straight-A student. SASUSAKU highschoolfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,181 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting by odmonkey reviews
"It would have been difficult to say who was more unpleasantly surprised, Haruno Sakura or the five members of the Akatsuki, when she walked into the back-end of nowhere bar". Filthy words and sexy talk are all part of a day's work for the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,804 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
To Trust Again by dark.angel.261 reviews
Team 7 finally gets reinstated, but are they really a "team" anymore?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,398 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Seven Veils by An Engineer reviews
"I'm sorry, Sasuke, you just don't have enough emotion, enough passion..." At least, that was the case before he saw Sakura dance. Based on the bewitchingly seductive opera/ballet "Dance of the Seven Veils". SasuSaku. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,994 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
PS: I Hate You by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Regulus writes a rude note to Voldemort...and starts a trend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 22,940 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Regulus B.
Roads by charmed7293 reviews
Talking to his parents was everything he ever imagined talking with his real parents would be like and then some. - He wasn't the Sasuke from her world, but he sure as hell gave her hope for him. Set in "Road to Ninja" world, SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,796 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Naruto U.
you make my heart beat faster by ohwhatsherface reviews
Road to Ninja AU. In another world, Sasuke makes the moves. That is, of course, unless Sakura feels like messing with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,026 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Little Flip by remuslives reviews
The Order of the Phoenix sends adult Hermione into the past with a mission, but it's not to change history or have fun. Time turner fic. Remus/Hermione. Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 42,154 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Dear sixteen year old me, by MischiefManaged007 reviews
Harry Potter characters write letters of advice to their sixteen year old selves.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 108 - Words: 7,754 - Reviews: 2615 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011
Be Sure to Wear Flowers in Your Hair by jam21 reviews
The summer before his senior year of college Nate convinces himself, but no one else, that his impromptu trip to San Francisco is about experiencing new things, and not about a certain girl who stole his heart. N/J
Gossip Girl - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Jenny, Nate - Complete
Sun Colours by wekfnwekonf reviews
"Well, well, what an unusual mind." It is Luna Lovegood's turn to be sorted and, even it is to a hat, Luna insists on conveying her true personality.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Luna L. - Complete
Isomer by Dance Elle Dance reviews
He wonders when that innocent young girl was replaced with someone so jaded. NateJenny, oneshot
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2012 - [Nate, Jenny] - Complete
burns like a thousand stars by The Scarlett Ribbon reviews
theirs is a story that hasn't finished yet. Sasuke, Sakura and life during the war. written for ssmonth 2012
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Narcotic by Volpone reviews
Taken for pleasure; can become powerfully addictive. Akatsuki. Sakura. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,429 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Follow if You Lead by gleefullyLea reviews
Rachel's freshman year mission: Shelby Corcoran.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,807 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Rachel B., Shelby C. - Complete
Akatsuki Moments by Killer-San reviews
A collection of moments in the daily life of the Akatsuki. Meet Sakura as she clashes with the mentally insane and Hidan cooks pancakes in the nude.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,849 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Stolen by DarrenCrissIsAwesome reviews
Sirius takes Harry from the Dursley's doorstep. Remus is desperate to find the boy, worried he is being tortured with who he believes is a murderer. Little does he know Harry loves his life with his godfather. Much better than it sounds. Read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,090 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Collection by AshtreeBlasphemy reviews
Sequel to Obsessions; In which, Sakura gets her friends to help think of ways to save her collection of fangirl items from the trashcan cause Sasuke is hating. Again. T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
the map is not the territory by WhenLighteningStrikes reviews
That would be symbolic in the sort of way that corresponds to a Taylor Swiftified version of an Epic Tragic Fairytale. Except not particularly epic or tragic or a fairytale. Damon Salvatore, ladies and gentlemen. Damon/Elena, Damon/Caroline, Damon/Bonnie, Damon/Rebekah.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Damon S. - Complete
In Between by windsilk reviews
Maybe the grass really was greener on the other side. —Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/5/2012 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Obsessions by AshtreeBlasphemy reviews
It started with Sasuke. Then it progressed to vampires, bakers, and british boy bands, but she would still go back to Sasuke in the end.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
unwrapped by windsilk reviews
AU. But then Sakura unwrapped the tootsie pop and licked. And licked. And licked. And that was precisely where everything went downhill. —Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/3/2012 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Hooded Lies by smos reviews
AU. SasuSaku. In a desperate attempt to escape an unwanted marriage, poor peasant Sakura Haruno marries a convict bound for the gallows...not knowing that she just married the prince of their land. The scandalous prince that is.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,738 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Getting It Right by BruisedSmile reviews
Jesse St. James was never one to walk away from a challenge. Season Three with a St. Berry twist. Also features Klaine, Brittana and St. Fabray friendship. Episode 7 up. WIP
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 59,294 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ.
The Magic 8 Ball by golden doe reviews
When he asked her to marry him, he expected either a heartfelt "yes" or a heartbreaking "no" but he did not expect a "Reply hazy. Try again later."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rational Reactions by EmmaCorneliaHart reviews
'You're lucky I'm just scolding you.' "What do you mean?" 'Well, if you were mine, you wouldn't be able to sit down for a week after the stunt you pulled yesterday.' What if Ana had reacted to this like a normal person and just told Christian to stuff it where the sun doesn't shine? T for language.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Anastasia S., Christian G. - Complete
Criminally Insane Just Got More Legal by LinzRW reviews
Second Book in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie get sent to an alternate universe called Seanova. Featuring the Ikustaka, C-Itachi, exploding pancakes, The Great God Four, the return of the Love Guru, Squisher, the Madara problem, Felix, the sadistic queen, and Hannah and Zetsu's Video of Evil Blackmail.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 201,578 - Reviews: 3319 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
through the looking glass by ohwhatsherface reviews
Road to Ninja AU. And finally, Sakura understands what's going on. "You're just an illusion," she tells him. "You're not real."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dear Uchiha Itachi by sasusaku779 reviews
Sakura thanks Uchiha Itachi for the sacrifice he took.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fortune Favours the Damned by AkoyaMizuno reviews
Sirius hasn't the first clue who this green eyed stranger is exactly, but he's here now and somehow he's Sirius' problem. AU Rating upgraded due to language and theme.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,574 - Reviews: 2015 - Favs: 3,707 - Follows: 4,909 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Spit by hotoffthefryer reviews
Sasuke decides to test if you can really run out of spit with Sakura on one hot summer day. By licking her. He really doesn't care if she doesn't like it; whatever gets the point proven.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mother Dearest by devilberry reviews
"He got away from this. He escaped the endless cycle of black hearts and cold stares. He finally managed to remove himself from the serpent's grasp, and put himself someplace warm." Walburga dissects the Black family and realizes that maybe she wasn't such an awful parent.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Walburga B., Sirius B. - Complete
Ball and Chain by firefly reviews
The first two months of marriage are always the hardest, especially when your wife seems dead set on giving you a nervous breakdown and possibly smothering you in your sleep. Ino. Sasuke. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,972 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Ino Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
ePiKk FaLe by myfavoriteloser reviews
"Because Pig," I said calmly, "I accidentally told Uchiha Sasuke, AKA my BOSS that I think he's gay to his face and now he's out to reap my immortal soul." "...Yeah, I get THAT part, but why do you have to hide out in MY house?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,112 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
a flame in the heart of night by ninjaextraordinaire reviews
nate/jenny. ideal s6. "She giggles and sits back, abruptly pulling her hand out of his. He clears his throat and tries not to think of her scarlet-tinged cheeks as cute."
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/16/2012 - [Jenny, Nate] - Complete
50 Facts: James and Lily by pinkukulele reviews
50 facts you didn't know about James Potter and Lily Evans-Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
girl gamer by ohwhatsherface reviews
The members of Team Seven were competitive about everything... EVERYTHING.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
stop breathing by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team Seven, back when they were still cute. And sane. And not totally failing. Or fainting. 14. "So should we call you Nasuke or Sasuto?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,087 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Only Once by Skeren Dreamera reviews
Only once had Kisame let himself get attached, and that once definitely knew how to leave a lasting impression. Then again, perhaps it had been Kisame's own fault for liking puzzles.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Inferno by Lyselle reviews
"If-if you don't survive, and I do, I'll never be the same, and you know it." Katniss Everdeen's life starts to burn down in an inferno that her best friend's also gotten himself caught in. AU Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,158 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Katniss E., Gale H.
Many of Horror by misswhiteblack reviews
He knew it was a foolish and vain wish, that he could be redeemed like a villain turned hero in a song ... Rated T for the moment, may develop into an M ...
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Jaime L., Sansa S.
audeamus by ohwhatsherface reviews
50alternates. SasuSaku. See you in the next life. 50. In the end, they ran away together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 50 - Words: 47,004 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Legacy That Is Team Seven by Skeren Dreamera reviews
Team seven is a number that has been in circulation since the time of the first Hokage. How is it that nobody ever realized that it might have been cursed?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Team Seven - Complete
I Have Called You Friend by AdariasWrath23 reviews
All these years everyone had it wrong. Only Itachi saw the horrible potential Sasuke had. He saw the murderous intent hidden deep within. And he knew bringing that rage to the surface would be the only way to know if Sasuke could redeem himself. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 44,433 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Student Warfare by katlou303 reviews
Sakura is a hardworking student president. So violent, disrespectful rule-breaking delinquent new student Gaara is her worst nightmare. But Sakura is determined to stand up to the feared student. Is there more than meets the eye with Gaara? GaaSaku, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,786 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
No Good Deed by northstar61 reviews
Jesse's intercession had tipped the scales in her favour. Would Rachel ever discover the part he'd played in her acceptance to NYADA?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,946 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Jesse sJ., Rachel B. - Complete
Meeting the Malfoys by quivers reviews
Lily recalls the first time she met Scorpius's parents. / FREEVERSE. / COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Lily Luna P., Scorpius M. - Complete
London by A Taste for Tragedy reviews
A short piece. Although Jenny is miles and miles away in London, she still thinks of him.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Jenny, Nate - Complete
Our Days of Absolution by Seynee reviews
Sasuke's armchair is the ugliest piece of upholstered furniture Sakura has ever seen. — Sasuke, Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Flutter Like Butterflies by Shira Lansys reviews
The words flutter just out of your reach, like taunting butterflies, but maybe you don't want to catch them after all. Written for Lolaaaa's Sensitive Topic Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Lily Luna P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Something Something by Legendary Legacy reviews
Hey, wouldn't it be cool if someone took as many fanfic cliches as possible and stuffed them all into one story? No? Well, I went ahead and did it anyway. Multi-chapter Mockfic. This summary is actually a lot better than I originally thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,314 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Harry P.
different facets of a diamond by prettypinklips reviews
Spitfire with words, lover with lips. A perfect contradiction. Arya, that is. -— Future!Gendry/Future!Arya, AU. Complete
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Gendry W., Arya S. - Complete
tipping point by sumenaa reviews
DRABBLE!SERIES. "We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. That's just how sinners go, Sakura, you can't change that." But she'll try. She'll try. — Sasuke/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Tell Me You Love Me by the.eye.does.not.SEE reviews
Set sometime during the crash; Lexie is near dying, trapped beneath part of the plane. "And you'll kiss me and tell me you love me, even after I've gone?" Mark/Lexie; One-shot.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Mark S., Lexie G. - Complete
Bluebird by Lady Silvamord reviews
It started as a routine mission - Sakura's second ever solo mission, and an opportunity too great for her to pass up. But then everything went horribly wrong. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 244,350 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Love Me Do by Miss Milly reviews
Lexie Grey has finally been found and is fighting for her life lying in a hospital bed in Seattle Presbyterian. The man responsible for her disappearance has finally been identified, and more than one Seattle Grace doctor is itching for revenge...
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,004 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Lexie G., Mark S.
Death, Rebirth, and The Returning Marauder's Pride by Haiirogitsune no Michi reviews
Instead of death awaiting her, Prisca Caelum fell into the dying body of Haruno Sakura. In an orphan's body with her magical powers of a witch, Haruno Sakura is about to rock everyone's world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,477 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 2/27/2011 - OC, Sakura H.
Second Go by asloversgo reviews
Little J returns to Manhattan for a wedding and a job . Everything changes but some things never go away.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Jenny, Nate
on the off chance i could find you by sarsaparillia reviews
In a disposable plastic society, Konoha's underbelly is the last place anyone wants to be. — Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,212 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Summer Magic by movinggirl reviews
You mean to say that Potter's family is coincidentally staying across the street from our beach house for the summer, Mum and Mrs. Potter are now randomly best friends, and they expect me to hang out with that git for two months? You've got to be joking.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 121,130 - Reviews: 1471 - Favs: 1,126 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Coming Home by JinnySkeans reviews
Karin doesn't know the way home. Sakura's there to show her. SasuSaku, etc.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,293 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Karin - Complete
My Despicable Girlfriend by Azn-Gurl868 reviews
Sasuke was caught in a relationship where he was the rag doll. "Switch shoes with me," she ordered. He scoffed. Unbelievable. "Switch shoes with me or have fun with the rest of your life without me." Sasusaku. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,568 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Izuna's Adventure by Lucillia reviews
Izuna decides to experiment with his Mangekyo Sharingan and ends up in a world where his counterpart is a fratricidal ass who wanders around wearing an open shirt and a purple rope for a belt.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,303 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Izuna U. - Complete
Visions by brontefanatic reviews
The first meeting between Sansa Stark and Joffrey Baratheon could have gone quite different, and Cersei might have found herself facing an unanticipated, and potentially deadly, opponent. Spoilers through the beginning of Game of Thrones.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Sansa S., Joffrey B. - Complete
The Stars Get Red And Other Stories by 1shot reviews
"Sorry," mutters Damon, and he means it for a lot of things, and he would like to add, sincerely, that he really wishes he were dead right now. / Commentfic repository re: the Brothers Salvatore and their issues with one E. Gilbert. Language, gore.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Elena G., Stefan S., Damon S. - Complete
Radiance by refracted reviews
Team 7. Sasuke/Sakura. "Sasuke, would you—if you could—take everything back to how it was?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,727 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ichchha Muerte by A Tragic Galaxy reviews
"Be careful what you wish for." Sasuke discovers that changing the past could alter one's future. Drabble style.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 45,678 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Eradicating Him by WeasleySeeker reviews
Sirius and his mother have never seen eye to eye. But when their differences become more and more apparent, there is only one thing left for Sirius to do. How does Walburga feel about this?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Sirius B., Walburga B. - Complete
Via Media by DeGlace reviews
"I bet you're a vegetarian," said Temari, and she plucked at a nearby plant. "Here's a leaf for you, try not to choke." It all went downhill from there... One road. Two bunkhouses. Three weeks of border patrol. Neji x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,538 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Neji H., Temari - Complete
Look Underneath by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
Setting out on one of the most difficult missions of his life, Sasuke knew he'd need some highly skilled teammates. When the Hokage appointed Sakura and Karin to assist him, he had to wonder what she was thinking. Post-canon SasuSaku. One-sided SasuKarin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,730 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Too Late by headoverhook reviews
!Spoiler alert! This is a speculative one-shot based on the press release of 8x18 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight'. COMPLETE
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Mark S., Lexie G. - Complete
In Way of Trouble by Ikabi reviews
Slight AU. Thirty-five hundred miles away from home, Naruto and company are stuck infiltrating a European school that does not exist according to conventional maps. Meh, things are starting to get troublesome. - Abandoned. Rewrite in progress.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 74,505 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 1/7/2004 - Complete
My Brother's Keeper by JanuaryEclipses reviews
Everything I've done has been for you, Sasuke. Itachi-centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,412 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Not What You Think by MissSadieKane reviews
"I, Sirius Black, promise that I will write letters home to my little brother every day." But Sirius never did, and when his brother finally got to Hogwarts, the two had drifted so far apart they could hardly talk together without fighting. Ch2 rewrite.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 51 - Words: 81,812 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
Give Me Thunder by snappleducated reviews
So, about that time Noah Puckerman stole a car...before he learned how to drive. Oh, and he accidentally kidnapped Rachel Berry. It was a very eventful day. — Puck/Rachel
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Wasted Days and Wasted Nights by Kaze and Kiba reviews
All she wanted was a dry bed and a warm drink...and then they walked in. A thank you fic for you super people who review my work "You know, Itachi, if you keep rolling your eyes like that they might stick that way and then your Sharingan will be useless"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,125 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
The Beautiful and the Damned by stfuSPARKS reviews
Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. AU/Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 116,460 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Butterfly Effect by The Scarlett Ribbon reviews
There had been something like an understanding between them once, he thinks; the potential for something more. But with the memory of her shaking kunai and his maniacal laughter between them, neither can help but wonder if it is too late to go back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 92,567 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dear Headmaster Dumbledore, by FlyingAboveTheClouds reviews
Dumbledore gets many letters each day. Letters from students, staff, ministry people, parents, and others. Here are some of the more... interesting letters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 52 - Words: 10,718 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Albus D.
Wish by Mokulule reviews
She wished with all her heart that she could change that fateful day. The day two brothers' souls were irreversibly broken. She should be careful with what she wishes. She might just get the chance. Time travel fic. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 30 - Words: 110,407 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 1,918 - Follows: 2,009 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Last Call by SpyKid18 reviews
Kurt told more than Rachel's dads about about the engagement. ST. BERRY
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ.
Torn by Neurotica reviews
AU. An escape from Azkaban has called for drastic measures to be taken. Five-year-old Harry Potter is taken from his relatives' home and relocated with two of his parents' remaining friends. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 107,242 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Tabula Rasa by Laine Montgomery reviews
Jaime and Sansa disappear. Alternate universe.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,149 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Jaime L., Sansa S.
Conquering Egypt by KiwiDoughnuts reviews
He sat next to her in a bar and she thrown off by his unexpected behavior. He left her with an unspoken challenge to find the truth about what really happened that night so long ago. For her sanity and for his sake.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 110,689 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
it's all over now, baby blue by prettypinklips reviews
"I read people. And I've read you. You sit here, desperate for some kind of human contact, but dreading it at the same time." Recovery isn't easy. -— Damon/Rachel, Damon/Caroline reminiscent. Complete
Crossover - Glee & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Rachel B., Damon S. - Complete
Scent by cutecrazyice reviews
On a warm, sunny day, Sasuke finds the one person he never expected to see again. But things are not what they seem. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,617 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Oh Captain, My Captain by joanvindiesel reviews
The Order of the Phoenix has recruited new members and it's up to Sirius, the other Marauders and Lily to teach them. Will Sirius, who has never cared for lesson plans, be able to successfully train his newbie or will she end up mentally scarred for life?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 48,497 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Dearest J, by tears over beers reviews
Honestly? Killed offscreen? Uncool. Some of our beloved characters owl our favorite author with a few issues about their lives and deaths. Because really, who wants to be a spare?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,552 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Neville L.
Dear Annie by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. Sakura is excellent about giving others advice about their love life, but she is absolutely clueless when it comes to her own!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,556 - Reviews: 1696 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
Pam's Surprise by BathshebaRocks reviews
Fangtasia is under attack, Sookie needs Eric's help, Jessica goes off the rails - again. It's left to Pam to clear up the mess, but her solution has very unexpected consequences. Written for the 'Sookie's Secret Santa' fic exchange.
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,212 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Pam, Eric N. - Complete
Predicting Unpredictability by Sachita reviews
In hindsight, that must have been the mistake- Minerva had never been one to be categorised and never one to be owned, no matter how much Tom wanted her to be. Minerva/Tom over the years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Tom R. Jr., Minerva M. - Complete
Dear fanfiction writers, by H o r i z o n s reviews
Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 2385 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Learning Curve by Pleasantries and the Aftermath reviews
Sakura is learning that Sasuke is only human, but that isn't that bad either. Pre-Shippuden Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Fine Line Between by wildcatt reviews
There's a fine line between comedy and tragedy. When it comes to Neji and Tenten, it's a little crooked and erased at certain points. Light and fluffy two-parter.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Neji H., Tenten
The Long Way Home by the general girl reviews
Sakura finds Sasuke again in Wind Country five years after the war, when he is supposed to be dead and she is supposed to be beyond caring. Neither have been very good at meeting expectations. — SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,564 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
New Year's and Old Habits by the.eye.does.not.SEE reviews
After wasting almost the entire night staring at him without electing a response, being forced into a conversation with him is the last thing Lexie wants to be doing. Mark/Lexie New Year's Eve special
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Mark S., Lexie G. - Complete
I Had Such Friends by Akatsuki210 reviews
Kisame's new partner isn't at all what he'd expected, and Akatsuki is the last place Itachi would have expected to find friendship. One shot, possible manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Logically Illogical by Shadowkitty22 reviews
Collection of Puckelberry drabbles. Rating subject to change.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,170 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Puck, Rachel B.
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way vs Canon by Cookie VanDeKamp reviews
First entry in the MSEA Files. There's a new student at Hogwarts by the name of Ebony Way, and she seems pretty screwed up in the head. Rated T for language and canon rape. And eye rape, probably.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,095 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - OC - Complete
the stand alone complex by sarsaparillia reviews
That was what forgiveness sounded like. Screaming, and then silence. — Sasuke, Sakura, Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
flip the switch by The Scarlett Ribbon reviews
because when the object of your affections tries to kill you, the only option is revenge: "It's okay, Sasuke made me a lesbian too!" - KarinSakura, blatant!crack
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Karin, Sakura H. - Complete
dark blue december nights by baileyandthemonster reviews
In which Teddy fears to not be able to breathe with all this longing filling his lungs. / Teddy & Lily
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Teddy L., Lily Luna P. - Complete
I Will Survive by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
A boy and his uncle say goodbye...and more besides. Crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,450 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Rodolphus L., Draco M.
The Art Of Persuasion by lost in corde meo reviews
"I'll have you know, Uchiha, that I can persuade anyone into giving me anything at any time." In which, Sakura learns of consequences of opening her mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,791 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Metaphorically by An Engineer reviews
"I AM REVIVING THE UCHIHA CLAN METAPHORICALLY! METAPHORICALLY!" Things get complicated for poor Sasuke. SasuSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hands and Feet by cutecrazyice reviews
Her hands were cold and so were her feet - but always, always, he was there to warm them up. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pretty by wildcatt reviews
It's pretty, she had told him. Like you. Team-Gai-at-the-beach drabble, light and short. Nejiten.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Handprint On My Heart by Vida33 reviews
"Rachel's sick, Jesse." With those three words, his entire life changes.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,140 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Jesse sJ., Rachel B. - Complete
The Babysitter by Daydreamer79 reviews
Itachi Uchiha doesn't need or want a babysitter. His parents don't agree and employ Kisame Hoshigaki to do the job. This means war.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo by A. E. Stover reviews
AU: Kagawa; home to a corrupt politician intent on eradicating the yakuza who threaten his position. Akatsuki; an underground group formed to monitor the city's dirty politics. Sakura; the daughter of a yakuza boss, a college student - and a live target.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,098 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,460 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Now Boarding by Shadowkitty22 reviews
"That man should come with a sign that says Warning: Beware of the male flight attendant." AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
James Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban by PeachyKeen13 reviews
Not your typical 'Harry and James switch times' story! James is taking on the role of Harry for his son's third year of school - being only a fifth year himself, he has no idea how much has changed when he wakes up one morning at the Dursley's. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,967 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 8/31/2011 - James P., Harry P.
In Repair by angel85qcca reviews
Sequel to I Know Better. Nate and Jenny decide that they don't like the way they have been living their lives, and help each other out.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,954 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Nate, Jenny - Complete
Six and a Half More Times Poseidon Visited by alwaysuptonogood reviews
Sequel to Six Times Poseidon Visited . It's like Hermes said. "The hardest part about being a god is that you must often act indirectly, especially when it comes to your own children." SallyPoseidon PercyAnnabeth/Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,623 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Poseidon, Percy J.
He is No Hero by Le Requiem reviews
The first time Sasuke met Sakura he was nineteen. It was 2:20 in the morning and he stumbled through the dorms with a knife wound and a badly twisted wrist. — SasuSaku, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A Quacky Situation by JordiiPordiiPuddinPie reviews
As Itachi watches his younger brother chase birds away from their yard, he thinks nothing could be cuter. He is corrected. Chibi fic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Sakura of the Akatsuki: Dangerous Game by queenchesh reviews
The Jinchuuriki Hunt has begun and Sakura, the Akatsuki leader's fearless daughter, is caught between rove and home. As secrets unravel and friends become enemies. Her situation becomes dangerous. A very dangerous game. /Sequel to Red Cherry Blossom/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 60,040 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
One Small Kindness by DigitalTart reviews
Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,569 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 2,783 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
True Colors Deleted Scenes by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
All the scenes that didn't make the final cut. Oneshots follow all characters, in all genres.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,178 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Astoria G., Draco M.
A Love Struck Teenager by PenonPaperFingersonKeys reviews
Of course his son had to fall in love with Rose Weasley. It was almost predictable. Draco/Scorp bonding! Rose/Scorp
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Draco M., Scorpius M.
True Colors by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Asteria drilled him with a stare. "Either he's in or he's out, Neville. If we want Malfoy as our ally, we'll have to treat him like one." Slight AU. Companion piece to Defiance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 65,408 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
Petunia by TopKat reviews
Petunia Dursley is a mother. She finds it hard, sometimes, to remember.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Petunia D., Harry P. - Complete
Rock My Socks by hotoffthefryer reviews
Gossip says that the Populars are wearing fake again next season. Maybe I'll try it, but I'm sure I'd look trashy. I heard it makes the everywhere area look ugly. But, it fits great on Karin. Really highlights her thunder thighs. AU high-SS, SI/ST, NH, NT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,268 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Drawing Board by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Because Konoha has too many citizens and they each have too many stories to tell. Drabble collection, pairings vary. 59: Neji and Sakura, finding little glimmers of hope in the worst kind of hell.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 59 - Words: 61,308 - Reviews: 1473 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Bellatrix versus Edward by EmmaCorneliaHart reviews
As Bella and Edward are having their first romantic moment - and Edward is sparkling! - a certain Dark Witch comes by. Who will win?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Bellatrix L., Bella - Complete
In Better Days by snappleducated reviews
"Tell him that it was me who sent you. Tell him that he never should have trusted me." — Sansa, and the ugly road to becoming a queen.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,700 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Sansa S., Petyr B./Littlefinger - Complete
The Problem With Men and Me by Jessie of the Keyboard reviews
There are a lot of things Penelope Lyon has no problem with. Reading books, setting Slytherins' book bags aflame Accidentally of course , and quidditch among them. Unfortunately, boys are not. Sirius/OC, James/Lily, Remus/Chocolate, Peter/Snacks
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 30,131 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Sirius B., OC
Odd Little Twinges by ItsOnMars reviews
How can they be homesick, when they've never really had a home? Three-shot, winner of the "Homesickness Competition"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,451 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Bellatrix L., Sirius B. - Complete
December in Paris by silvercastles reviews
"Just so you know, you can't find someone like me."
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ.
Trip the Light Fantastic by firefly reviews
Being forced to choose between remedial dance lessons and probation is one thing, but it's another thing altogether when your dance partner is someone you can't stand. Neji. Ino. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,877 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 115 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Neji H., Ino Y.
Moonlight Sonata by Lady Fireflower reviews
Ana is from a future where Harry Potter died within the Department of Mysteries aged fifteen. Her world is under the rule of Voldemort completely. Now what remains of the Order have come to believe their only hope lies not in the future but in the past...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 110,543 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
I Should Tell You by FromTheDepthOfMyMind reviews
What if "Prom Queen" had happened completely different? AU one-shot, my contribution to St. Berry week! Read and Review!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,505 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ. - Complete
The BWS Club by Wynth reviews
Mikoto knew that boys could be territorial, but she didn't realise how fun it was to watch them; and neither did anybody else. Poor Sakura. •Saku/Ita-Sasu-Bya-? / BLExNAR / Modern-verse / Oneshot•
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,919 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Boggart by alindy reviews
Drabbles showing every Harry Potter character's boggart. Some you know, some you don't, and some you only thought you knew...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 112 - Words: 14,884 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Complete
Sensei's Getting Married! by jellinor reviews
"—and now you three know about it too," finished Namikaze Minato, stopping for a moment to better eye the chuunin trio lined up in front of him, Obito and Kakashi with Rin wedged between them, before breaking out in a sunny grin. "Any questions?" One shot, starring Team Minato.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Kakashi H., Rin, Minato N., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Century Maker by Emertheawesome reviews
Hermione goes back to save one man - and the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,062 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
An Introduction to Defensive Dark Arts by Rargamonster reviews
Salazar is not allowed to teach the Dark Arts at Hogwarts. He has a friendly argument with Godric over this fact.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Salazar S., Godric G. - Complete
Who Said It Was Going To Be Easy? by AnimeFan202 reviews
"How many times do I have to tell you I'm sorry before you believe me?" The Sasuke Retrieval mission was a success. Sasuke's friends are trying to put him on the road to recovery. Only one thing's standing in his way: Itachi's back in the Leaf Village.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,815 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Of Sameness and Change by maybe now reviews
Because Sasuke wasn't supposed to come back on his own, without them. And he definitely wasn't supposed to come back with his own team. sasu/saku, team 7, team hebi/taka
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,672 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Mr Padfoot and Mr Prongs: See You Soon by PeachyKeen13 reviews
The last time Sirius saw James alive, the first time Sirius saw James dead, and the only time Sirius saw James after that. No Slash...R&R! Only T because of when Sirius found James in Godric's Hollow
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2011 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Mistletoe Magic by BiancaaBlack reviews
"Do you by any chance, Lily, know what you're supposed to do under the mistletoe?" Remus Lupin said, mocking me. He and Black had matching smirks on their face. "I'm not kissing Potter," I said crossing my arms in front of me. One shoT. LE/JP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Andromeda's Eyes by EvilRegalOncer reviews
Oneshot, slight AU. When Bellatrix goes in for the kill, she sees her little sister staring back at her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Bellatrix L., N. Tonks - Complete
Strength by Bittersweet x reviews
Save them, Georgie, save them. You're their only hope.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2011 - George W. - Complete
Give and Take by JDPhoenix reviews
Hermione's always been willing to go the extra mile for knowledge, maybe this time it's too far.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/16/2011 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] Ron W. - Complete
Driving Lessons by x Shut Up And S m i l e reviews
James Potter and Sirius Black attempt to get their driver's licenses. Oh dear. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2011 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Filling in the Spaces by JackieJLH reviews
During the second war against Voldemort, Petunia Dursley spent nearly a year in hiding with her family. This is her story. Companion piece to 'All Those Empty Spaces'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,615 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Petunia D., Hestia J.
Point of Cognizance by ToxiNeena reviews
Those idiots were wrong, as always. Uchiha Sasuke was not, repeat not, jealous of his own son for 'hogging' Sakura's attention. Honestly, the idea was so far fetched. Sasuke scoffed to himself. Jealous. Ridiculous.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hang the Moon by IfweDieYoung reviews
Albus will always try to hang the moon for his little sister. For the Sibiling Rivalry Competition Round 2/
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Albus D., Ariana D. - Complete
Platonic Love by xSakuraWings reviews
For him, she is everything that he desired. And what Madara wants, he will get.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
Caller IDK by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Sir, is your refrigerator running?" "It was, but then I broke both it's legs." In which Ino and Sakura discover the joy of prank calling.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Legendary by mademoiselle anna reviews
People pick up traits of their mentors. Naruto has a frogshaped wallet and a perverted jutsu. Sasuke has homicidal urges and a tendency to scare little boys. And I’ve suddenly become the Legendary Sucker and could really use a strong drink.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,380 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H.
Yondaime by Lucillia reviews
Orochimaru overhears a discussion about who his sensei's successor would be, and does what it takes to get ahead of Minato in the selection process. Unfortunately, he bites off a little more than he can chew.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Orochimaru - Complete
Murdered By Her Mouth by snappleducated reviews
Because sometimes your boyfriend is a year younger than you, drives motorcycles, and all his smiles lean a little to left. Because some boys would rather make-out than get married, and some things are better than perfect. — BellaJacob
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Ranger Sirius and His RecordKeeping by done.with.marblesxx reviews
"Now we're crammed in here. With our privates pressing up against each others' buttocks. It's the most embarrassing circumstance that has occurred in my entire life. I want to bang my head against a wall. But there are no walls in stupid camping."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,664 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Eight Bijuu and Counting by Timballisto reviews
"I may have, um, destroyed the statue containing the eight Bijuu." Naruto stammered. "I think I, ah, accidently missed with Rasenshuriken and I, er, kind of hit the statue. It-" he coughed uncomfortably. "disentigrated." /NaruSaku\ Timetravel!Sannin Era
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,560 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 1,919 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Mendoukusei by Naz-G reviews
Sakura, an S Class Jounin and medic, one of the most powerful Konoha has ever had. Her legendary Team 7 are all part of ANBU. Life's good. Only 1 problem: she's steadily falling for her stoic, gorgeous sex god of a captain. *Sigh*, mendoukusei, ne?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 80,066 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Miss Vanity by Orange Sherbet reviews
Just who did that art freak think he was? How DARE he call me, the infamous Sakura Haruno, UGLY! Well, I would just have to prove his ass wrong. Sasori Akasuna, get ready to fall in love with me!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
The Road Less Traveled by Orange Sherbet reviews
"YOU TRIED TO RAPE ME!" "No, I didn't. You kicked my tree and I fell out of it. You just happened to be blocking the ground at that precise moment." In which Sasuke wants Sakura and Sakura wants an ice pack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hide and Seek by BlushingLotus reviews
"I was sent to protect you," he huffed once he found her again. "I'm not going to play hide and seek with you across the country side. Quit being stubborn." Fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,024 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 67 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Two Brothers by shyangell reviews
AU Early in the war against Voldemort, Regulus makes a terrifying discovery that will prompt him to ask for Sirius' help. His survival will change the course of a war, and the fate of the House of Black. Rated for some aggressive language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 189,987 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Sirius B., Regulus B.
A Fun Conversation by done.with.marblesxx reviews
Sirius is bored and wants Remus to amuse him. Remus says he's busy. Sirius accepts the challenge. A conversation. Rated for language. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Dear, Sincerely, by Gwennie333 reviews
Little jokes using the 'dear blank, please blank' concept. Update every day!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 8,685 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011
Along With the Rain by whatabeautifulmess reviews
She was past tense, it was only right that he should use it when talking about her. LilyLorcan non-linear, written for the NGF Song of the Day. Features character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Lorcan S., Lily Luna P. - Complete
tell me a love story by Neon Genesis reviews
AU. In which Sakura writes a novel, and Sasuke tries not to be amused when she imitates a blowfish. "Remember when you promised to never, ever abandon me?" Sasuke remembers no such thing, but he is missing the point. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fuel to the Fire by PleaOfInsanity reviews
Peyton Fox; He mumbled against my lips. I sighed happily. Sirius Black was kissing... me...Wait... Sirius and me. Kissing. What the – "WA-AGH!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 89,772 - Reviews: 1956 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
Just Fight Already! by Sarah1281 reviews
The time has finally come for Naruto and Sasuke's final battle...well, almost. First comes Naruto's appeals to stop trying to kill everyone, Sasuke's blatant rejection of facts he doesn't like, and a bit too much fondness for arguing from them both.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Week One by obsidianLight16 reviews
Itachi used to live a simple life. Until Sasuke was born, Naruto became the devil spawn, and Deidara entered Konohagakure. There were some things in the world Itachi just couldn't put up with.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,598 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
An Artistic Dispute by BruisedSmile reviews
Jesse is aghast at the wave of 'Bieber Fever' sweeping through New Directions. Part of the BTS Collection.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,539 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ. - Complete
A Certain Slant of Light by icecreamlova reviews
Fallen in love? Check. Started a relationship? Check. Next step? Er... As she navigates the mire of uncertainty that is her life, Haruno Sakura is about to find out what separates a fling from a relationship, a momentary passion from one that lasts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,420 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Musical Universes by Lucillia reviews
A rather average Uzumaki Naruto from a world where the Kyuubi didn't attack is flung to a wide variety of universes where his life had gone very differently, and his father is left to deal with his counterparts who keep randomly appearing in his place.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N.
A Lot Like Violence by Itaweasel-hime reviews
Because Itachi decided the best opportunity to shag Sakura was when her overprotective teammates could hear them. Non-massacre AU. Rated M for a very good reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,868 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 80 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Flamboyant by Crazy Cherries reviews
"I told you, I sounded it out. Flame-boy-ant. I put the pieces together. I'm a boy, these are ants, and that," he points to his butt, "is a flame. Ta-da! Flamboyant!" Crazies. I live around a bunch of crazies. AU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Hinata H. - Complete
nightmares on wax by sarsaparillia reviews
It's 3AM and Sakura's contemplating disconnecting her phone. — Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Hatake Kakashi Mystery by randomteenager reviews
After the failed attempt of finding out what was REALLY under Kakashi's mask, Team Kakashi had another wonder about the silver-haired jounin. Exactly, how OLD is he? With his silver—…or is it gray hair? Team 7 Fic. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,046 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H., Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dear Creation, Sincerely Creator by tears over beers reviews
You really thought you could tell me what to do? You really think you could demand changes? I feel you're forgetting who the writer is here; I can make you do whatever I feel like, witch or not. Spin-off/side-along fic to Dearest J.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Cedric D.
The Ninth Night by leafygirl reviews
Sakura has been assigned the worst possible duty a medic can be given. Itasaku one shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,206 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Just Don't Walk Away by 101Witch101 reviews
Posiedon and Sally's relationship is a very unique one, that I have had close to my heart. This is just the story of their relationship from the time they meet to the time she married Paul. Their thoughts, their emotions, their story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Poseidon, Sally J.
Lessons along the border by Schauspielerinnen reviews
Ironically, when Itachi dies he begins learning lessons about life and its imperfect relationship with death. Wandering along the border between the two with a cranky teacher, he watches and learns, even as he tries his best to hang on and wait.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,117 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Itachi U. - Complete
A Fine Line by with eyes looking up reviews
Ron is adamant; Draco is irritable; Scorpius just wants a little time with his girlfriend. Rose/Scorpius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Shadows by icecreamlova reviews
During the timeskip, Sakura does some thinking about little girls and the friendships they make and break. So does Ino.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Acceptance by Scandalacious Intentions reviews
AU. "I think I overstepped the mark. I'm sorry. Look, I think that I said worse. I don't believe you're trying to replace Sirius." On Father's Day, Harry visits the man he deems to be his last remaining father figure.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
family matters by with eyes looking up reviews
the malfoys are tight-knit in darkness. family angst fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Draco M., Lucius M.
Sticky Notes by Lucky-Angel135 reviews
"Enough with the sticky notes. As much as I hate to admit it, I miss you all yelling at each other." Inspired by luckystars135
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Temptation by eskeflowne reviews
Itachi Uchiha was not used to being rejected...M for a reason
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,184 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Acquiescence by with eyes looking up reviews
Because she's broken and beautiful. MadaraSakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Sakura H., Madara U.
5x1: Saved by an Atari by Emmaline Ezra reviews
The five times Atari Chung interfered with Jesse St. James' communications, and the one time she didn't. Rated for swearing.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Jesse sJ., Rachel B.
The Marauder's Advice To YOUR Problems by PadfootLoverr reviews
The Marauder's give advice to the population of Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,290 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 12/14/2007 - James P., Sirius B.
saviour by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. After killing his clan, Itachi decides to take on extra security for Sasuke's future.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 149 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Frills by Pleasantries and the Aftermath reviews
Sasuke mourns the loss of lace and silk in his home and wonders at the fairness of it all. Kind of crack. Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
the first beat to the flat line by WhenLighteningStrikes reviews
It's typical of his life, everything goes straight to hell and Vampire Barbie decides to play doctor. damon's pov. post season finale. damon/caroline. mentions of damon/elena.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,932 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Damon S., Caroline F. - Complete
this is a bad idea by deews reviews
Amy has crazy ideas, and Rory . . . mostly just rolls with it. / "It's a great idea, sort of, in theory, but I'm just a little concerned about the actual physics of—"
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
love, I get so lost sometimes by WhenLighteningStrikes reviews
She almost says something then, hates him for making it sound like those sickeningly broken moments were some sort of grand farce. elena's pov damon/elena. mentions of stefan/elena. post finale
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Cataclysmic by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Five boys Haruno Sakura kissed, and the one she never would.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,997 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Sakura H., Lee R. - Complete
Of Odd Books and Fangirls by tears over beers reviews
In which Ginny gets burnt, Remus and Sirius find out that they're gay, a Goffick child is born, a marriage law is introduced, and Tonks is a bisexual super-mega-cheating-slut-whore. But we all knew that, anyway; it runs in the family, apparently...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Unvarnished Truth by ncfan reviews
As far as the Kyuubi's concerned, Naruto is the biggest idiot he has ever met. Mock fic. Spoilers for 538.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
conversation with a corpse by ncfan reviews
"You're as bad as your brother."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Shisui U. - Complete
Love Is All You Need by StarKid McFly reviews
One-shot, could be considered sequel to The Light Show. It's James and Lily's wedding day, and Sirius, Remus and Peter muse about the most important thing of all: love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Blame by ByeByeBirdie reviews
"We can either become so wrapped up with placing blame on ourselves and with living in the past or we can try to move on with our lives." On the day of Fred's funeral, that's a lot easier said than done.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,971 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Fred W. - Complete
Counterpoint by hewhoistomriddle reviews
Rebuilding after a war. Johanna/Gale. Mostly Johanna.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,292 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Johanna M., Gale H. - Complete
Hiraishin World Tour by Legendary Legacy reviews
You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,283 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 2,014 - Follows: 2,028 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Naruto U.
Dear Mr Madara by strangebloke reviews
"Mr. Madara, as pleased as we are to recieve your application, we sadly cannot allow your admission into the interdimensional league of villains."
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/16/2011
Sakura's Guide to the Hatake Boys by Jung-Hee reviews
Sakura's life has just been turned completely upside down. Her parents are moving and she's forced to live with seven boys. Based off Megan Mead's Guide to the McGowan Boys. R&R. Now being revised. Sasu/Saku, other pairings. New revised versions up to chapter.7 now up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,379 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Two aren't better than one by Keyne reviews
Especially if said two are hot-headed, blond girls. Poor Shikamaru. Shika/Ino.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
I Wasn't Expecting This by NeverNotEver reviews
Hermione reflects on her first few encounters with her surly new boyfriend, Viktor Krum. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Viktor K., Hermione G.
Like A Tomato by Kisa Kisa Yum Yum reviews
sasusaku "You're kinda like a tomato." "Have you been huffing chemicals at the hospital?" In which Sakura compares Sasuke to his favorite obsession: Pie. Nah, just kidding, it's tomatoes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Underwear the Cat by Lucillia reviews
Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 222 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Naruto U., Mizuki - Complete
Minato and the Hyuuga Twins by Lucillia reviews
The incident Kakashi alluded to in Not Quite a Kage Killer in which Minato kisses the Hyuuga twins.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Minato N., Hizashi H. - Complete
perilous seas in faery lands forlorn by saywheeeee reviews
sometimes he looks at her from across the ruins and smiles. eleven/amy.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
two seconds away from home by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. Non-massacre. You don't need to be extraordinary to have an extraordinary story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,290 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 55 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pet Names by Lucillia reviews
The real reason Madara decided to wipe out the Uchiha clan.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U. - Complete
I Shall Believe by caprijoy reviews
My take on how episode 7x18 should play out for Mark and Lexie. *SPOILER ALERT!
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,911 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Lexie G., Mark S. - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4624 - Favs: 4,540 - Follows: 3,393 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Alternatives by ncfan reviews
He was all set for bloody revenge until Karin got one of her infamous bright ideas and gave him a business card she'd picked up in the last village. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Sasuke U., Karin - Complete
Somewhat Inner Children by The Girl With the Angel Wings reviews
"Well, my inner child thinks your inner child should go get MAULED BY A PENGUIN!" Sakura can sleep with whoever she damn well pleased.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Sakura H.
Team Thirteen by PeinSaku reviews
Sequel to Letters to Sasuke. He was an Uchiha, dang it. Just because he didn't pass his Chunin Exams before leaving the village DID NOT MAKE HIM A GENIN AT AGE TWENTY-FOUR WHEN HE FINALLY RETURNED TO SAID VILLAGE. GOD. Crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Defiance by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
"I will not lay my son on the Dark Lord's altar," Narcissa said quietly. "If Lucius wants to slit his wrists for the bastard, that's his business." Strong Cissy. Slight AU. DH based.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,245 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Narcissa M., Draco M. - Complete
A Full Circle by Lady Momo reviews
Years after his desertion, Haruno Sakura realizes that she and Uchiha Sasuke never did have an ending. But on a stormy, rainy night, as she hangs on the verge of death, she realizes that they never had a beginning either.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,326 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 1,492 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Snowing Stars by Xiao Bi reviews
In winter months, Konoha is transformed by the heavens' tears into a pristine white canvas. With brushes of steel and inks of blood, newly appointed ANBU medic Haruno Sakura and her captain, Hyūga Neji, paint a story of life, of love, and of redemption. [ NejiSaku, Manga Canon to 614, Character Death ] [ Rated M for adult language, themes and suggestions. ]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 64,108 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - [Sakura H., Neji H.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Leaf Ninja and the School of Magic by Wynth reviews
They thought the Chuunin Exams was as exotic it was going to get around Konoha, but when given a new mission to uncover an unknown number of spies in a magical school, they knew they were wrong. Hogwarts was just as deadly as home. •4thYr/1:4• HIATUS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,304 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Sakura H.
Almost Like Loving by nicalyse reviews
Maybe this is what happens when two hot Jews are forced to co-exist in the same space.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,705 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
The Assault of Sirius Black by joanvindiesel reviews
Sirius Black is declared innocent and decides to go for a walk in a Muggle park to enjoy his new freedom. Sadly news doesn't travel as fast as he thought it did and comes up against an unlikely foe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Gate Amidst the Ivy by Insane Romantic reviews
All Sakura had wanted to do was bring that sad little garden back to life. She never counted on igniting the curiosity of the infamous Prince Sasuke himself...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,453 - Reviews: 1421 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 1,013 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Why Rachel Berry Hates Drunk Dialling by ShootingStar911 reviews
Rachel Berry decided that alcohol and herself did not mould well together, especially when her phone was present and switched on.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,013 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ.
Melon Margarita by Lady Kaliska reviews
Margaritas and daiquiris. A chat between girls. Sounds like trouble. Itachi/Sakura. None Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,711 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Super Team Seven by Cranberry Octopus reviews
The Uchiha glowered at his pink-haired teammate. She may have looked stupid from this point but she was an evil genius, an evil genius bent on destroying the world. "Idiots." SasuSaku and Good ol' Team Seven Love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Team Seven - Complete
Don't Let It Go To Your Head by Aurore Day reviews
Formerly Ew. About a girl who was completely in control... and that one boy who just had to mess things up. Aria Colette. Sirius/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 147,512 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
heads will roll by deews reviews
The immediate consequences of the Sue Sylvester Shuffle. Or: a celebration of Glee not sucking anymore. Puck/Rachel, Quinn/Finn, Quinn/Sam, Brittany/Santana, Mike/Tina, Kurt/Blaine. Probably others. Rated for language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Complete
A Safe Place to Hide by Flaignhan reviews
She had asked for a safe place to hide, and she had been given just that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,876 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Transcendental Idealism by TwinEnigma reviews
The Kyuubi is bored, left to himself deep within his prison. At least, until the bizarre arrival of a strange visitor. Philosophy, crack pairing, one shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Sakura H. - Complete
Thicker Than Blood and Deeper Than Bone by ArwenJaneLilyLyra reviews
As Lily and James mourn for their lost Secret Keeper, James struggles to let go. How can he go on when his best friend isn't there to help him? NOT J/S SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,492 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 6/20/2010 - James P., Sirius B.
Harry Potter and the Red Dawn Guardians by PeinSaku reviews
Who ever knew that protecting some kid with glasses and a lightning bolt scar from Orochimaru and another snake-affiliated freak would be so hard? Throw in the unwanted attention of a certain Uchiha, and you've got yourself a recipe for disaster. Akatsuki no Sakura. Prequel to Just Because.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,538 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 3/8/2009 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] Deidara, Kisame H. - Complete
Enough by Skandar-Loves-Redvines reviews
"But he picked her, and dammit, you just weren't enough." RoseScorpiusLily, freeverse
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Lily Luna P., Scorpius M. - Complete
She Knew by readingwriter01 reviews
Lavender Brown knew as soon as it happened that it wouldn't last. RW/LB, RW/Hr, Hr/CM, H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Hermione G., Cormac M. - Complete
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 3741 - Favs: 5,262 - Follows: 2,266 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
All You Can't Leave Behind by BruisedSmile reviews
What you didn't see at Sectionals. Part of the 'Behind The Scenes' Collection.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ. - Complete
Poker Face by cmaddict reviews
Third in the Funny Girl series. Can't read my, can't read my, no she can't read my poker face.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Shelby C., Rachel B. - Complete
Cherry Poppin' by Orange Sherbet reviews
Because if there was one thing Sakura was sure of, it was that a shinobi trusted his penis more than his instincts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Letters to Sasuke by PeinSaku reviews
"So, here's my plan, Uchiha: You read all of these letters and realize what an idiot you were for leaving the village. You ask to be reinstated, I grant your request, and I kick your scrawny tail for all the trouble you've caused. Everyone lives happily ever after. The end. I expect your answer soon, and I expect it to be satisfactory. OR ELSE." Signed, Tsunade. — Crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,098 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Early Retirement by Commander Zia reviews
"I was never a good ninja anyways." Her laugh tinkled, as if she could almost cry.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Potential Employee by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Well, I like little boys, long walks on the beach, evil plots, un-happy endings, the movie 'Jaws', and little boys. Especially little boys." In which Orochimaru has a job interview with the Akatsuki. WARNING: CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Pain/Pein, Orochimaru - Complete
Boyfriend by Molly Raesly reviews
Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,472 - Reviews: 2422 - Favs: 4,398 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Bombshell Records by angelforshow reviews
AU. SasuSaku. I vow not to let Karin win. I vow not to get shitfaced every night. I vow to get revenge. This is no fairytale, people. This is WAR.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,887 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Rift by mollycoddle reviews
Fugaku centric- He always knew he loved too much.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Fugaku U. - Complete
Broken by The Evil Sniff reviews
He was supposed to be strong. Invincible. The world should tremble beneath his feet. But without her, he was just broken.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Valentine M., Jocelyn F. - Complete
Proof that Killer Bee is Rubbing Off on Naruto by ichilover3 reviews
Sakura froze. Kakashi almost dropped his book. God help us all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 83 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Neverending Bonds by mollycoddle reviews
- "Will you change the past?" If I could, Sakura answered. Now sent back in time to change the terrible future, Sakura has to show Team 7 that she's not the old fangirl they thought they knew. Itasaku/time-travel DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,198 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Thin Line Between by Legendary Legacy reviews
Mid-timeskip, Sakura misses Sasuke. So much that she takes it upon herself to go find him. Alone. Without telling anyone. What, dangerous? Don't be silly. ItaXSaku. Squee. Mockfic, OoC, 4th wall breaking. Not one of my better works, but here you go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
we've come a long way, baby by deews reviews
Ten vaguely connected post-Special Education drabbles. / "Tell anyone and I'll cut your ponytail off while you sleep," Santana says, looking straight ahead. Rated for language.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Complete
sincerely but never yours by Alive In Wonderland reviews
SasuSaku - If you give fourteen people sixteen weeks to learn as much about each other as possible, what would you get? Drama. Hate. Love. One night stands. Tears. Joy. And awkwardness. ... Blame Anko. And Naruto. And Itachi. Actually... blame everyone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 445,563 - Reviews: 1969 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dying Flames by Dawn Bently reviews
Lily had always believed dying flames burned the hottest. Perhaps it was the skewed view of love only a child could hold. Or perhaps it was the only way to describe the romance that never was.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,980 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Scorpius M., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Blind by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 530,880 - Reviews: 8181 - Favs: 4,370 - Follows: 1,661 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Just the Alcohol by Commander Zia reviews
"Neji's gonna hate you." Hiashi nodded, trying to ignore the pain in his chest. "Just like Itachi hates me."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Hiashi H., Fugaku U. - Complete
The Art of Lurking by Little Miss Cliche reviews
I know you're still looking at my profile, thinking, damn I miss her.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
If Twilight Was a Bit More Honest by North American Scum reviews
This is a slight reworking of the first book of the "Twilight Saga" without all the purple prose, sickening Edward worship, and general bullcrap.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,271 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
terminal velocity by Melitza reviews
Given another chance, another time, another place - they could have been great. This is their story - a slice of life and second chances, in which fate acts as gravity between them. A sasusaku in the making. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,251 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tempora Abducto by Flaignhan reviews
Inconveniently it's the things that need fixing the most which are often irreparable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,224 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
oppa! oppa! oppa! by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. AU. From the outside, Uchiha Sasuke looks like the stereotypical boy that needs counseling. On the inside, he's actually a softie that likes Korean girl bands.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
because loving you wasn't really a choice by opaque-girl reviews
In that moment, he had finally understood what love was. Love, for him, was Lily Potter - and not Rose Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Scorpius M., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Hormonal Disadvantages by Traumaddict reviews
"And I'm the Hormonal Teenager?" While Konan and Pein engage in some 'activities' the rest of the Akatsuki are forced to listen to their ravishing time. Madara - fed up - seeks attention. Leaving Sakura scarred, Itachi confused and Madara indifferent.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Vintage Wine by mollycoddle reviews
-"Finish that sentence and an Uchiha heir is going to die in this room." In which Sakura is engaged, and Team 7 is not amused. part one of the wine!verse
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Itachi U., Team Seven - Complete
All Those Other Girls by padfoot's prose reviews
Everyone knows that Sirius Black has had quite a few girlfriends in his life. So, in hindsight, what do they really think of him? This is All Those Other Girls best and worst memories of Sirius Black. MWPP-era
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Resemble by mollycoddle reviews
And as she died, her son in her arms, and her lover in her view, her only regret was that she'd never be there to kiss her Naruto's bloody knee or make him ramen.50 themes. Minato/Kushina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Kushina U., Minato N. - Complete
Odd Behaviour by TwinTrouble reviews
Sakura is worried about her teammates. They've been behaving very strangely... No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,298 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Hero by Agent Malkere reviews
Sakura was never meant to be a hero but in the end she became one anyway.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Sakura H.
Variance by dances.with.sunflowers reviews
Life. Sasuke is back, her team is always gone, and the hospital is a grave. Sakuracentric. Updated weekly. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,192 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The REAL Reason Sasuke Left Konoha by Orange Sherbet reviews
"I think I love you." "Put the Oreo's down, Sasuke. Just put them down."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Heated by BlushingLotus reviews
"How do I treat hypothermia?" Sasuke asked, hands on his hips. Sakura was glad she didn't giggle out loud at the fact Uchiha Sasuke had to play nurse. Slightly AU, SasuSaku, Lemon. Bonus Chapter added!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,064 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Power by Commander Zia reviews
"'Zashi, what's that twirl on your forehead?" Hiashi's tiny finger pressed against the new, puffy red marking on his brother's face, and if he hadn't been staring into the boy's pale eyes he wouldn't have caught the flinch.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Hiashi H., Hizashi H. - Complete
Not Quite A Kage Killer by Lucillia reviews
But then again, Naruto's opponent wasn't a Kage. After going through Tobi more than once, Naruto decides to try something else.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 147 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Shared Interests by Shenala M reviews
A scene with two of our favorite Marauders. "Didn't know you wanted to get into my pants that badly, mate. I mean I've heard you calling my name in your sleep, but I didn't think you were man enough to act on it." Oneshot. Sirius/James if you squint.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/7/2010 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
No News Is Good News by AngelOfDeath10 reviews
AU, Naruto has taken it upon himself to get Sakura matched up, but Gaara has enough problems functioning in society without anyone meddling in his love life
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Big Mistake by Phips and Filly reviews
Maybe James would have been better off had he considered the consequences of snogging Bellatrix earlier on. Although, that's what he has Sirius for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/3/2010 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Hot Off The Press by Orange Sherbet reviews
All Sakura Haruno wanted was to be able to write for her school newspaper. What she got, though, was much more than expected. Will she be able to handle the boys she has to work with?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,316 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Hogwart's Reaction to A Very Potter Sequel by yeboii reviews
The whole school joined in the Great Hall to watch A Very Potter Sequel, which we all know would result in hilarity. This is their reaction to it! Basically the title. T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Complete
The Road of Touch, The Road to Feel by sincerelyLen reviews
Haruno Sakura's journey of simple touch with one Uchiha Sasuke…Maybe one day, he'd reach back, for her/Uchiha Sasuke's journey of feelings with one Haruno Sakura…Maybe one day, she'd know, exactly who he was. Sakura/Sasuke Warning: Manga Spoilers
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,713 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 137 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
habit by linetteflys reviews
"She was throwing dresser drawers around the room like pillows." "He thought it was just newlyweds, getting at it." —ItachiSakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Meeting With Mini Itachi by Sarah1281 reviews
After joining Akatsuki but before being assigned any missions, Sasuke is forced to endure the company of his brother's former partner who seems determined to annoy him to the point that he begins to miss NARUTO. And why can't he get his name right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Kisame H. - Complete
Black Tables by maybe now reviews
sequel to And Then You: The weight had become a familiar one, the weight of his head lying on her chest. She lay quietly, not moving, simply listening to his calm inhales and exhales.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,179 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
want some fail with that? by regenerate reviews
AU. Team 7. "Sakura, Sasuke is hiding in your dorm-room again." "Why? " "I gave the cafeteria his phone number."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,645 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 101 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Just Deal by Clockwork Mockingbird reviews
Okay, so I married this guy from a different country to stop a war. In the middle of making friends, making enemies, putting people in jail, pissing off his council, matchmaking, and getting kidnapped, I fell in love with him. Damn it all. SxS AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,352 - Reviews: 1421 - Favs: 1,713 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lost at Sea by A Taste for Tragedy reviews
"Nate reaches out slowly and touches her face; she closes her eyes. His fingers move to her mask and before she can protest, it's off, and it's her, it's Jenny." Set in season four at a masquerade ball.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Nate, Jenny - Complete
Doing Good by sinemoras09 reviews
Three times where the Akatsuki are less than villainous. Itachi, Deidara, others. Crack. Gen. No spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Akatsuki, Itachi U. - Complete
Visitation Rights by firefly reviews
It was ironic that in comparing her friends' lives to soap operas, Ino's own life would suddenly become as surreal as a daytime talk show. Ino. Deidara. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,335 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Ino Y., Deidara
Excess of Joy by Commander Zia reviews
'Itachi can't help the tears dripping down his cheeks as hard as he tries to stop them. Across the hall his younger brother only laughs.' post-massacre AU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Philander's Escapades by Cranberry Octopus reviews
In which Ino is awesome. Sakura is Sakura. And Kakashi is stubborn and kinda annoying. Sakura pointed at him accusingly. "Of course he wouldn't tell you because he doesn't tell anyone because he's an ASS." KakaSaku. Plus Ino's opinion on the side.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Redux by sinemoras09 reviews
Black clouded the edges of his vision, and Itachi struggled to open his eyes. What if Itachi didn't die? Collection of 28 drabbles. AU. Gen. Complete. Spoilers for chapter 402.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 11,146 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Streets of Chicago by Neon Genesis reviews
Chicago!verse. Gunshots, and kidnapping, and waffles. No one said being a gangster is easy. Sasuke x Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,270 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 122 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Aspects of Winter by ncfan reviews
Five times Sakura loved someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
50 Things Tobirama Senju Is Not Allowed To Do by Aigue-Marine reviews
Madara and Hashirama are doing a list of what Tobirama is not allowed to do... TbiIzu/IzuTobi, HashiMada/MadaHashi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Tobirama S.
Dysfunctional by fowl68 reviews
They're not sure when they started thinking of the others as 'theirs'. When the couch became 'our couch'. Somewhere in between snarls and laughter; arguments and forgiveness, they suppose. Team 7 fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
A Fair Chance by greencyanide reviews
Everyone deserves a fair chance. Even a Death Eater's grandson. PREQUEL TO "THE DJINN'S CORONET"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Lily Luna P., Scorpius M. - Complete
What Not To Do On A Mission by PeinSaku reviews
Hello, my fellow shinobi. If you are reading this, then you must be preparing to embark upon your first mission. These simple guidelines were created to ensure the safety of your charge, your teammates, and yourself, so please do your best to follow them. Take, for example, Rule No. 26: If your teammate says "duck", he or she does not mean that a duck is passing by. — Crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Complete
Blind Loyalty by hime's-unmentionables reviews
Because despite how much we hate our siblings, we still love them to death. Thus, we'll do anything for them, even it breaks every rule in the book.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Hiashi H., Hizashi H. - Complete
Coherent Decision by Senko Ryu reviews
After the ultimate betrayal by someone she once saw as a comrade, Sakura makes an important life decision. She will strike him where it hurts. Team 7 will miss her dearly. Maybe. On occasion. A kind thought on the holidays...?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Hardest Story by Wunder Boy reviews
"It's during those moments when she's making up fifty different scenarios in her head, and he's laughing so hard that he can hardly breathe, that he forgets that he's not the prince that she wants him, needs him to be." St. Berry
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Jesse sJ., Rachel B. - Complete
And Then You by maybe now reviews
He actually permitted her to sit on the hospital bed beside him. Under normal circumstances, she knew he wouldn't have allowed it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,907 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Attaining The Impossible by xx.aesthetic reviews
AU; SasuSaku; Working as a maid in Uchiha Sasuke's mansion should have been a dream. But with a jealous 'wife,' a baby that's a handful, a mother who's got the wrong idea, and intrusive guests, my dream turns into a nightmare. /What a dream.../
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,588 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Boy Trouble by cmaddict reviews
Second in the "Funny Girl" series. So this was how it was parenting a teenage daughter. Talk about hell on earth.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Shelby C., Rachel B. - Complete
dirty talk by the blanket reviews
CRACK. ONESHOT. SASUSAKU. "So Sasuke-kun," Sakura began, as she did her very best to compose herself. "Let's talk about sex."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
table talk by the blanket reviews
AU. ONESHOT. SASUSAKU with a side of ITACHI. In which two is company and three is clearly a crowd. Really, it was all Sasuke's fault, anyway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Time After Time by cmaddict reviews
First in the 'Funny Girl' series, spoilers for 1x20. Time makes you think about how you would've made different choices for the ones you care about.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Shelby C., Rachel B. - Complete
Poker Face by fantasticality reviews
Shelby couldn't see through Rachel's poker face after all.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Rachel B., Shelby C. - Complete
Texts from Last Night Konoha Edition by Shekiah Rosay reviews
Exactly what it sounds like. R/R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2010
Crimson and Clover by Live2Sk8 reviews
Cory Potter was never perfect, but her brother James, the Gryffindor, was. After his death, she left England for good, but now that Voldemort is back, so is she. She'll be fighting her old friends to defeat the man she hates most. Full summary inside!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 74,438 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 8/3/2008 - OC, Sirius B.
Dream a Dream by cmaddict reviews
My first Glee fic, spoilers for "Dream On" and minor possible spoilers for "Theatricality"// Maybe, just maybe, there's a way her dream can come true.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Shelby C. - Complete
goodbye and goodnight to the city by emilyforprez reviews
she'd rather begin with nothing at all.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Jenny - Complete
Uchiha Logic by Lil' DeiDei reviews
Explaining the logic of the Uchiha's... or perhaps the lack of logic would be a more accurate description. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Goodnight My Someone by SilverStarsAndMoons reviews
Rachel's always wondered what it'd be like to know her mother. After Jesse St. James introduces her to Shelby Corcoran, she gets her wish. Rachel/Jesse.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,863 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Rachel B., Shelby C. - Complete
rewind and replay all over again by emilyforprez reviews
& i keep going back, back, back, to the simpler times.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Jenny - Complete
Making it Right by Wunder Boy reviews
"She notes how quickly her dream has turned into an absolute nightmare, and it amazes and horrifies her at the same time." In which Rachel tries to fix things with Jesse. Post Bad Reputation. St. Berry!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ. - Complete
Enough by valmontmerteuil reviews
Jesse's thoughts about the events of Bad Reputation.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Jesse sJ., Rachel B. - Complete
Tannins by kinokokichigai reviews
You wouldn't think that an ancient missing-nin would be such a whiner. Sakura and Super Happy Fun Time with Uchiha Madara. Rated M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,028 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Sakura H., Yamato - Complete
the queen and her knight by emilyforprez reviews
we would be great together. beautiful and great. you only have to come with me.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Jenny, Nate - Complete
the metamorphosis of the ugly butterfly by emilyforprez reviews
but everyone thinks they know me, so does anyone know me at all?
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Jenny - Complete
Here and Now by KyLewin reviews
Sequel to Time and Again. Naruto has gone back in time from a war ravaged future and has a chance to set things right, but despite his efforts things seem to be worse rather than better. Akatsuki, Orochimaru, Danzo... some jinchuriki have no luck at all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 192,736 - Reviews: 2019 - Favs: 2,404 - Follows: 2,609 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Naruto U.
A Series of Events by Kazerith reviews
AU.SasuSaku. It started with Ino dragging her to a party. There she meets a conceited jerk, who just so happens to have a complex for saving ladies who have their car stolen. Yet, after their third meeting things start to get ridiculous.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,877 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Chasing Shadows by ncfan reviews
“If this is the afterlife, then why aren’t you in hell?” Itachi only smiles cryptically. Death is a destination, the afterlife a series of paths. Gen. fic, oneshot. Jiraiya, Itachi, others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,780 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Jiraiya, Itachi U. - Complete
are your grasses green, does your garden grow by deews reviews
These are things Finn knows about Quinn, things he doesn't tell anybody else. Finn/Quinn, Quinn/Puck.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Finn H., Quinn F. - Complete
A Lack of Communication by ncfan reviews
The secret to their marriage’s success was their lack of communication. 600 words.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Mikoto U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Smear It Splendid by allurement reviews
[AU][SasuSaku] “Do you think this is a game? That fifty four school girls committing mass suicide is funny?” There are no happy endings in this one, just inbetweens.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,202 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Moments by ohwhatsherface reviews
And so began the epic showdown between teacher and student. Or, more specifically, a pairing war.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Snowed In by Cranberry Octopus reviews
SasuSaku. Team Seven Love. Sakura rolled her eyes while Sasuke just scoffed at their loud teammate. "Come here, Naruto," Sakura beckoned, "Group hug?" Who knew being snowed in could be this fun?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Team Seven - Complete
14 Encounters by Robe a la Anglaise reviews
Things are always about a million times more complicated when ninja are involved, so it figures that a pink haired kunoichi and the Kazekage can't even go about romance the proper way. 14 encounters following the growth of a relationship: GaaSaku, citrus
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
switching sides by ohwhatsherface reviews
Sakura is done with boys and her teammates... well, they don't quite understand.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Threat Mail by mollycoddle reviews
- "Sasuke-kun...you know threatening these people just because they talk to me is illegal, right?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Your Tears by Aria Illusine reviews
Non-Mass ItaSaku, "Stop crying, it's annoying." Itachi didn't mean to get wrapped up trying to stop a little girl from crying...but that's what happened.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Above and Beyond by ginnyjaffa reviews
What happens when Lily and James die and go to heaven? How do they feel about being in heaven while Harry is on earth, fighting Voldemort alone? This is the story of their afterlife, and the people who arrive over time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,083 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Beautiful Unfolding by betweentheraindrops reviews
Evan/Casey. "As if he didn't already know that. It's just nice knowing she felt the same way."
Greek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Evan C., Casey C. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5780 - Favs: 8,769 - Follows: 3,316 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
the rain tastes so cold and bitter on her tongue by emilyforprez reviews
what a beautiful night in the city that never sleeps.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Jenny - Complete
Ain't I a Woman? by Akatsuki210 reviews
When Sakura marries Sasuke, she joins a long line of Uchiha women who are far less delicate than they first appear. One-shot, manga spoilers, SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Sakura H., Mikoto U. - Complete
One Good Boy by KrisEleven reviews
Marine wants out of Vernon Dursley's funeral; she hadn't even liked him! Instead, she gets in the middle of a very private conversation between Petunia and Harry and learns about family, and the goodness of that 'troubled' Potter boy from next door.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Misinformed by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Because Sasuke's a fool. He doesn't realize Sakura's done pulling punches.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Unsatisfactory Familial Relations by Sarah1281 reviews
During the Chuunin Exams, Sasuke and Temari find themselves alone together and end up bonding over the things they have in common: questionably sane teammates and homocidal brothers who could kill them at any moment.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 54 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Temari - Complete
word war one by the blanket reviews
Sakura and Sasuke engage in a Battle of Wits. Sadly, only one of them is armed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kakashi's Late Excuses by T. A. Aberforth reviews
A list of all the excuses Kakashi has ever used, plus more! Slight KakaIru. T to be safe. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Kakashi H. - Complete
suck it by ohwhatsherface reviews
In which Sakura takes a stand, Naruto and Sasuke must make their own sandwiches, and fainting like a pansy and being everyone's little tool is mocked. A lot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
10 Signs You're Falling In Love by StereotypicallyAsian reviews
“Sooooo,” she teased. “Who is it? Who’s the lucky girl to help you restore your clan?” The young man's eyes went wide. SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Blind by kimanioverthinks reviews
- Because love is blind. And so is hate. - DamonKatherine. TV-world. SPOILERS of 1x14; Fool Me Once.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Damon, Katherine - Complete
The Teachers' Notebook by alittleinsane963 reviews
Inside this story you will find the chronicles of the 7 years of torture the staff of Hogwarts had to endure, from their point of view, due to 4 boys. That's right. None other than James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 107 - Words: 130,006 - Reviews: 2702 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Minerva M., Remus L. - Complete
What's Past is Prologue by ncfan reviews
Tsunade wonders if she has created a monster. Tsunade, Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Tsunade S., Sakura H. - Complete
Wild Thing by AstroMantic reviews
When two rival boarding schools are forced to merge together, one being prestigious and the other being out of control, what good will come of it? SakuSasu NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,130 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Pepsi Theory by Seynee reviews
In which Sasuke is forced to believe that yes, sometimes, Sakura knows better than him. "We'll make an impeccable pair." — Sasuke, Sakura. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Nothing Like You and I by disapprovingrabbit reviews
Evan and Rebecca go on a date; based on the preview for 3.13 Take Me Out. Will likely evolve into alternate-universe fic. Evan/Casey.
Greek - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Evan C., Casey C.
Locker by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
Um, Sakura? Why are you in my locker?" "Sasuke-kun isn't very happy with me at the moment." "Your the one who tied his shoe laces to his chair when he was listening to his ipod!" "This isn't funny! He could kill me!" R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,554 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
supernova by rawrchelle reviews
Team 7. They make an entire world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Complete
Just Where Do You Think You’re Going? by Sarah1281 reviews
After Naruto dragged him back to Konoha, Sasuke settled down with Sakura and had a kid. Tragically, he must have vengeance on Itachi and so eventually leaves again. Or tries to. His wife is NOT happy to be left behind again...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Art Attack! by Jedi Goat reviews
Sasori and Deidara have another "friendly" argument about art. Poor Tobi happens to be in the wrong place at the wrong time... No ships
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Sasori, Deidara
Tales Told By Dead Friends by allurement reviews
AU. So what, are you trying to say that a video game killed my best friend?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,258 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Shikamaru N.
Breathe by Jedi Goat reviews
Deidara comes down with a fever, and Sasori's ignoring him. Is his partner really as cold-hearted as he seems...? No ships.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Setting An Example by Sarah1281 reviews
A week after Tsunade starts at the Acadmey, she and Tobirama have a discussion that convinces her that being Hokage is a terrible idea and she should be a Shinobi instead of a Kunoichi. But hey, at least she doesn't think the Uchiha are evil.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Tobirama S., Tsunade S. - Complete
Idiots guide of how to annoy Akatsuki Members! by MiharuBlueCat reviews
You always wanted to know how to annoy certain Akatsuki Members? Then click here and you will be enlightened in the art of driving Akas insane!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
A Legion of Shining Souls by ncfan reviews
50 truths about the kunoichi of Naruto. What women do when men claim to rule the world. My 100th fic!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Tenten, Tsunade S. - Complete
The Non Sequitur Interaction by Philyra912 reviews
Sheldon does the dishes, Penny observes, and several comments are made that make a lot of sense, but only to Penny.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
Truth and Lies by rileyonline reviews
Sakura Haruno. Passionate. Medical Ninja. Loyal to the last. But what happens when she inherits a power strong enough to crush life itself? AU. Eventual ItaSaku and NaruHina. Manga Spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,822 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4190 - Favs: 5,842 - Follows: 5,973 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
you have one unheard message by emilyforprez reviews
nate? i need you.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Jenny, Nate - Complete
It's Not Always Easy by ncfan reviews
When Neji found out Tenten was pregnant, his first instinct was to run. Hard. The vase hurtling towards his head helped. NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Well, He IS Really Old by Sarah1281 reviews
Sasuke and Karin sneak into Konoha with plans to dispose of Danzo once and for all...only to discover he's apparently died of old age. While they try to figure out what to do next, Sai and Naruto show up and suspect foul play...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Month of Sundays by marziipan reviews
How exactly does Lily discover her buried feelings for James Potter? Picks up from James's and Lily's 5th year, shortly after Lily ends her friendship with Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,345 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 1,577 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Dark Corners of the House of the Rising Sun by KalliopeStarmist reviews
.:drabble:. Tales from Konoha's Quintessential Dysfunctional Family, the Hyuugas. Starring Hinata, Hanabi, Hiashi, Hizashi, and Neji, even though his name doesn't start with an H.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,108 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Hiashi H., Hizashi H.
An Alternative Path by Zessei reviews
AU: Kakashi thinks his team might not be so ready for the Chunnin exams after all. Permanent Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 124,997 - Reviews: 2177 - Favs: 3,078 - Follows: 3,113 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Penmanship Smitten by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
There were four things that I was incredibly certain of— 1. Prongs was a troublemaker. 2. He very well could be lying and really was a female. 3. I had no clue who he was. 4. I one hundred percent fancied the pants off the bloke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,919 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 6/17/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1738 - Favs: 2,891 - Follows: 2,001 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Invisible Men by sinemoras09 reviews
Kisame, Itachi. Their strange partnership. Gen. Spoilers up to chapter 404.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Osculation Definition by Philyra912 reviews
Sheldon gets kissed. Things evolve from there.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,229 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Unfortunate Circumstances by snappleducated reviews
The fifth time they’re found in a broom closet together, the best excuse Draco can think of is that he’s stealing her lunch money. — DracoHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sirius' Sorting by teenagewitch94 reviews
What if I don't want it? Maybe I don't. Maybe I just really honestly don't care if I'm somehow letting my parents down by using my own brain. Maybe I'm just not a Slytherin, no matter how hard my parents try to force me to be. One-shot. Updated version.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Sirius B. - Complete
Sway by ShelbySabaku reviews
Sakura will never understand how she got roped into going Salsa dancing during December. Especially when the six men who invited her have been in love with her since she was twelve.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Catching Up With The Family by PadfootProngs7 reviews
Two years after the Final Battle and days before Christmas the Dursleys, Potters and Weasleys have a family reunion of sorts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Petunia D., Harry P. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10128 - Favs: 12,329 - Follows: 5,085 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Relative by loveadubdub reviews
Ten year old James Potter reflects on his parents, his siblings, and a few unknown relatives as well as he attends his first funeral.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2009 - James S. P. - Complete
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
Last Petal Falling by snappleducated reviews
At this rate, the audience will start thinking that trying to kill each other is now the fashionable thing to do. — SasukeSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Impossible Choice by ncfan reviews
Pretty soon she's going to have to choose, choose between her would-be lover and her best friend, and when that day comes everything may well fall apart. /She's damned if she does, damned if she doesn't./
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Sometimes by ncfan reviews
Sometimes he hated her and sometimes he loved her, because Sakura was the sort of person who could bring out those emotions in anyone.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Wait for the Song to Stop by Flaignhan reviews
“I'm not asking,” he informed her. “Dance with me. See? No question mark. No upwards inflection to insinuate that it's a question. Nothing of the sort. Get up.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
You Used to Watch His Back by Ori reviews
Silence speaks better than words. If you speak, you would be ignored. If he speaks, he would be unforgiving. This is an unspoken law, it was true back then, and it is true now when we meet again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,440 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Forgive and Forget? by numberoneklutz reviews
The male members of team seven return to Konoha after a six year period as celebrated heroes. They discover, however, that a certain blossom has moved on. Without them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,860 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 1,065 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Sakura H.
as your pulse beats softly against mine by emilyforprez reviews
spotted: cinderella and her prince.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Jenny, Nate - Complete
Heads or Tails by luvscharlie reviews
Though grown, Charlie and Tonks never quite moved past their school day pranks. This one doesn't go quite as Charlie planned. Charlie/Tonks, Bill
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Charlie W., N. Tonks - Complete
Well, This Sucks: Life According to Seth by Krum Cake reviews
Peek into the intimate pages of Seth Clearwater's man-journal as he complains about life, love, and teenage shape-shifter angst. Post BD, canon-compliant, rating for language and sex humor...because Seth is a teenage boy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,039 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Seth
That's It? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara tracks down Naruto find out the answer to a very important question: Just how is he so persuasive? Initially reluctant, Naruto agrees if Madara explains his own powers of persuasion. Needless to say, the explanations just make them more confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 135 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Naruto U., Madara U. - Complete
Yes by Jade R. Raven reviews
In which Sasuke is Sasuke, and Sakura is Sakura. Very short ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sunshine by Lucillia reviews
Drabble. Madara and a Hyuuga witness Hashirama trying out a jutsu on a scroll he'd "swiped" from his brother. The results of the jutsu were somewhat...interesting.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
A Lack of Recall by ncfan reviews
Part 2 of 3. Kankuro has no memories of his mother, therefore, he doesn't know her at all. Rated for angst and one little swear word.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Kankuro, Karura - Complete
some things are never said and taken to the grave by emilyforprez reviews
but she'll reveal them all here.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Jenny - Complete
The Socially Unacceptable Courtship by opalish reviews
Of Hyuuga Hinata. "I am so not helping them with the hand-holding," Hanabi sighed. "Seriously." SasuHina cracktastic oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 65 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
prove it by ohwhatsherface reviews
Not knowing, Sakura concluded, was the worst feeling in the world. It was positively infuriating, at that. Which is why she had to ask. "Are you guys gay? Like, together?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Well, He’s Got to Start Asking Questions Sometime by Sarah1281 reviews
During his epic battle with Itachi, Sasuke realizes that this may be his last chance for answers and that nothing he's hearing makes any sense so he decides to finally start asking questions. He's kind of new at this, though, so might take awhile...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 105 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 1,160 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
So Cold, So Cold by smc-27 reviews
She really doesn't want to think about what would happen to Damon if people found out he's the one causing the mayhem. She tells herself it's just because she's a compassionate person, and not because she cares for him at all. Damon/Elena Oneshot.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,103 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Talked Into Self Sacrifice by Sarah1281 reviews
Hyuuga Hizashi was just minding his own business when he was accosted by a Hyuuga elder with a mad plan to save Hiashi from his own mistake: talking his twin into agreeing to a trade.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Hizashi H., Hiashi H. - Complete
Madara Wants to do WHAT to the Moon? by Sarah1281 reviews
After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 182 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
cherry apple wine by the blanket reviews
AU. SasuSaku. He decided, in that moment, that she was lovely. “Does it bother you that you aren’t the only man in her life?”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,280 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
paper moons and cardboard seas by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. AU. I have a beautiful hairdresser. I know you’re jealous. You don’t have a gorgeous man running his hands through your hair, do you? No? That’s what I thought.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,102 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Secret Origins of the Bell Test by Sarah1281 reviews
Even though they both knew it was a bad idea, Hashirama needed an apprentice so Tobirama had to take a team. What they DIDN’T expect was to create the infamous bell test to get out of going over paperwork or to begin to turn the team against the Uchiha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Itachi’s First Day by Sarah1281 reviews
Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 103 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
sin tetas, no hay paraiso by deews reviews
Puck and Rachel watch Telenovelas, try to kill each other with words, and then make out. Puck/Rachel, hints of Finn/Rachel. // He wonders when she became someone in his life that he actually cared about, and how the hell he can reverse the process.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,240 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Madara’s Dramatic Exit by Sarah1281 reviews
Hashirama and Tobirama were only trying to assure Madara that winning the Hokage battle didn't mean they were planning on destroying the Uchiha, but they end up accidentally inspiring Danzo and feeding Madara's paranoia until he gets fired as clan head…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Gai's Very Own Eternal Rival by Sarah1281 reviews
After three years of brooding on his public humiliation, Kisame finally faces Gai again only to realize he has no idea who he is. Well that won't do! The epic battle over Gaara can wait. Let Operation: Remember Me! begin...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Kisame H., Gai M. - Complete
Choosing Chuunins by Sarah1281 reviews
After the invasion, it is left to the Council to decide the results of the Exam. They refuse to promote an invader out of principle but they’d like to promote SOMEONE. And they need a new Hokage. And Itachi will probably be back. And Danzo keeps applying.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 74 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
Blink And You'll Miss Me by sarsaparillia reviews
Six girls. A band. Rebellion. No parentals. Skateboards. Freedom. Choice. Cars. Isn't that what every teenager wants?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 107,752 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Leaf Village? Seriously? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara, Izuna, Hashirama, and Tobirama meet to name the village and finalize the constitution. It quickly dissolves into an epic shogi match with Tobirama inadvertantly convincing his students that the Uchiha are evil. It's all harmless, though...right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Finishing Blow by with eyes looking up reviews
We walk different paths. SasuSaku, angst. Slight AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Legends of the Obsidian King by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Some legends are born and some legends are made. Uchiha Itachi's legend just is.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Itachi U.
The Centerpiece by elle6778 reviews
COMPLETE. Itachi had chosen to involve Sakura in something that he did not wish for in the first place. What he did not expect was for her to quickly become the centerpiece of the events surrounding him. Ita-Saku Non-massacre AU. Sequel to The Chance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 161,015 - Reviews: 1492 - Favs: 1,717 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 1,481 - Follows: 214 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lawsuit II by with eyes looking up reviews
Itachi? Can you come pick me up? Sequel, SasuSakuIta.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Somnolence by Aria Illusine reviews
AU Non-Mass ItaSaku “Enough,” he said quietly, effectively silencing the other two. “I will clear up this argument between the two of you. Neither of you will use the room; I will stay with Sakura-san tonight." ANBU Trainee Sakura fic #1
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Across Dimensions: Parting Reality's Veil by Taliath reviews
AU/AD. Namikaze Naruto has led a charmed life under the protection of the Fourth Hokage. But now, after sacrificing himself for his home, he finds himself waking up in an entirely new world, surrounded by a village that despises him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,392 - Reviews: 1910 - Favs: 2,599 - Follows: 2,807 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
7 by Josephinee reviews
Gluttony, lust, greed, wrath, pride, sloth, envy - the exact seven sins they could easily apply to their complex, undeniable, and most of all, mutually unwanted attraction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,620 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
On the Contrary by snappleducated reviews
In which Luna and Draco find themselves temporarily engaged. Luna does not particularly care. Draco throws a tantrum. Pansy is on the warpath, Hermione is outraged, Ginny is mocking, Ron is amused, and Harry is just horny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Harm's Way by Neon Genesis reviews
Sakura walks in, and Karin's world starts to fall apart. Alternate Universe. Sasuke x Sakura, onesided Sasuke x Karin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Karin - Complete
Falling is like This by Breathtake reviews
ShikaIno. She is flawed, and he is selfish, but they try anyway. "It's troublesome, but I think I'm probably in love with you."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Choosing the Fourth by Sarah1281 reviews
In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 134 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Minato N., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Move to the First Side by sinemoras09 reviews
AU. "In the dim half-light, Iruka could just barely make out the silhouette of the child crying softly in the dark." What if Iruka found Gaara as a child? Gen. Angst. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,061 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Gaara, Iruka U. - Complete
Smile When You're Confused by sinemoras09 reviews
Crack. "I notice you don't have any eyebrows. I also notice you have love carved on your forehead. Why is that?" Sai's kind of an idiot, but he means well. Sai-centric. Gaara, Naruto, and Lee for extra flair.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Sai, Gaara - Complete
people lie, and her brother isn't an exception by emilyforprez reviews
everything's a big fat lie.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Nate, Jenny - Complete
we live in glass houses in this imperfect world by emilyforprez reviews
things are never that simple.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Jenny, Nate - Complete
in love, and war by deews reviews
To the victor go the spoils. The last years of the Order of the Phoenix, both times around. An end and a beginning and all that's in between.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,573 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Complete
How To Lose a Guy, by Sirius and Regulus Black by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Sirius and Regulus Black help Andromeda break up with her first boyfriend. Should she take their advice?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Andromeda T. - Complete
weightless by rawrchelle reviews
Neji/Sakura. AU. “It’s a good luck charm.” “Good luck charm?” “You’re obviously going to need it if you go through those rapist-infested subway stations every morning.” “I’m…touched.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,940 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
of love and haircare by the blanket reviews
CRACK. AU. Slight NejiIno. Peripheral SasuSaku. The beginnings of Pretty Love are rarely Frizz-Free. “Being around you makes me forget why homicides are illegal.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Neji H., Ino Y. - Complete
Harry Potter, Transdimensional Guidance Counselor by opalish reviews
Part of being Head Auror is tracking down potential future heroes and villains and giving them a good talking-to. Harry really wishes he'd known this ahead of time. Multi-crossover crackfic WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,071 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Harry P.
Miss Vanity by Neon Genesis reviews
Chicago!verse. "Sasuke!" I wail. Leap into action, dammit. Leap! "Don't let him eat me! Do something gangster-like! Isn't that what you get paid for!" Sasuke x Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,110 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shikamaru's Wife by imiwayume reviews
Tsunade's money was on the line; Shikamaru had better not mess this one up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,727 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
The Outlandish Courtship of Isabella Swan by Krum Cake reviews
My Twilight Gift Exchange gift to septentrion. These are the jumbled witness testimonials never gathered, that, when pieced together in the right order, reveal one of the strangest courtships Forks, Washington has ever seen. AU/AH. Rating for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,464 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Complete
a farmer's dozen by the blanket reviews
AU. FLUFF. CRACK. SasuSaku. In which—despite being His Own Worst Enemy—Sasuke still manages to get his mack on. “I, uh, really like the way you shuck your corn.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,638 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rescue Me by Mari Falcon reviews
Whenever good things happen, Naruto always seems to lose something precious. It was as if the universe thought too much good would spoil him. To save his village, his family, what, or who, will he have to lose this time? Sequel to "Belly of the Beast."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,089 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
The Way I Loved You by A Taste for Tragedy reviews
Another path for season 3 NJ. He's got his new girlfriend and she's got a different boy every night. She loves to torment him and he can play that game, too. They don't speak, but it's a battle of a thousand words.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Jenny, Nate - Complete
kinda maybe sorta by emilyforprez reviews
somewhere, deep down, deep down in me.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Jenny, Nate - Complete
Me and My Gangster by Neon Genesis reviews
Let me tell you something, kids. There is no drug, not one in the world that can get you as high as walking down the streets of Chicago, holding hands with your sexy gangster boyfriend. Sequel to Chicago. Sasuke x Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cindersoot by BookWyrrm reviews
Sakura is the heiress to one of the richest noble families in all of Japan. However, her stepmother takes away all of that when her father dies. What happens when she meets Prince Sasuke by accident? AU. R&R! •Updated - Chapter 17•
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,316 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
14 in 15 minutes by LinSetsu reviews
Sasuke went to Orochimaru. Naruto to Jiraiya. Sakura to Tsunade. The ANBU demand the Hound return to the shadows. one-shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Chicago by Neon Genesis reviews
When you ride the same subway every day at 4 A.M., you start to notice the same people. For example, I became nodding acquaintances with the very pretty gangster sitting four seats down from me. Alternate Universe. Sasuke x Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 83 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Home by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. AU. How does your hair stick up like that? Do you notice my mismatched socks? Why are you so amazing? After all of these years, why don’t you see me the way I see you—as a place I can always return to?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Execute by with eyes looking up reviews
Take that, you genocide-supporting bastard. Lame!drabble. :D?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Heartless by Lady Silvamord reviews
Sasuke finally comes into contact with his long dormant hormones, but before he can do anything about it, his scary older brother has to find a love interest first. Easier said than done, which is why Sasuke's taking things into his own hands. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,053 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Jace Wayland Buys A New Shirt by alidazzles reviews
OneShot, City of Ashes. "Who needed Clary or Valentine or the Lightwoods or the rolling green fields of Idris when he had a shirt like this?" Jace Wayland ruins one shirt and buys another.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Jace W. - Complete
Alec Lightwood Strikes A Match by alidazzles reviews
OneShot. "He'd slain demons, cradled his dead brother's body against his own, fought in the final battle. He shouldn't have felt the need to prove himself. But he did." Today, Alec Lightwood will face his greatest foe.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Alec L. - Complete
The Cursed Life of Albus Severus Potter by Vermouth reviews
Utter and complete randomness, courtesy of one Albus Severus Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,437 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Albus S. P.
Fifteen Is A Good Age For Having Kids, You Know by PeinSaku reviews
"So, Sakura-chan!" she chirped. "When can I be expecting grandchildren?" I choked on my food. Dear Lord, what is WRONG with this woman? — Sequel to "Eighteen Is The Legal Age For Marriage, You Know." Prequel to "Seventeen Is The Best Age For Engagement, You Know." — AU. Crack-ish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,881 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/18/2009 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Concentration by with eyes looking up reviews
Naruto had it all figured out. Mehehe. Team 7; crack-fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Insert Ridiculously Appropriately Meaningful Kanji Here by complexities reviews
An Anti-Cliche and Mary-Sue Elimination Society fic. A new Society member confronts a Mary-Sue in the Vampire Knight fandom. Can the rookie prove that she has what it takes to be a full agent by completing her training mission?
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Complete
Eighteen Is The Legal Age For Marriage, You Know by PeinSaku reviews
"Also," his father continued, raising a bit of curiosity in Itachi, "if you're going to take over my position in a few years, you'll need to find a suitable wife." Across the table, Sasuke choked on his breakfast. Mikoto squealed. "Yes! I can't wait to be a grandmother!" — AU. Crack-ish. Prequel to "Fifteen Is A Good Age For Having Kids, You Know."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 85 - Published: 6/9/2009 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Cloud Age Symphony by slexenskee reviews
Let it not be said that being Uzumaki Naruto is anything approaching easy; he has an obligation to the future but a duty to the past, and a time-traveling jutsu that lets him travel between both. OR: Naruto travels between the past and the present, and somehow loses himself in the process.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,734 - Reviews: 1593 - Favs: 2,556 - Follows: 1,237 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Lawsuit by with eyes looking up reviews
I used to love him, I really did. ItaSasuSaku. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Righting Wrongs by dogstar-ebony reviews
19 years is a long time to skip, and it's highly doubtful that our favourite trio did nothing but marry and have kids in that time. So, what DID they do? And what about all the forgotten characters? Chapter 20 now up. T for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 116,993 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W.
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6666 - Favs: 3,699 - Follows: 2,480 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
kiss me through the phone by the blanket reviews
CRACK // FLUFF. SasuSaku. “Sakura? Did you pass out? Yell if you’re being molested.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Senju Naruto by Baal of Yarns reviews
You'd think being brought up by his Sannin mother instead of as an outcast would make Naruto's life a little easier. Not so for a guy with a demon trapped in his belly, even if he's genetically predisposed to handling it. Mokuton!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,714 - Reviews: 2150 - Favs: 3,701 - Follows: 3,373 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Naruto U.
Like VitaminWater by angelforshow reviews
AU. SasuSaku. 15 flavors. "Ino, I bet no guy can be like VitaminWater."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,804 - Reviews: 1588 - Favs: 1,958 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Devirginization by rawrchelle reviews
Neji/Sakura. Admittedly, he was a man. And, admittedly, he had hormones. But that didn’t necessarily mean that their romance started because he accidentally touched her boob. For Itachi’s Only Love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,828 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Fortune of Mrs Sakura by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,953 - Reviews: 1763 - Favs: 1,554 - Follows: 1,527 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Tactile Feedback by GoldenGrimoire reviews
“What sort of performance should we create together, little girl?” Oneshot, Lemon, Sasori/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 76 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Gestures by Delicate Desires reviews
All Gaara wanted was a hug, and until she gave him one, she would not be able to leave. Oneshot. Gaara x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Door to Door by stones reviews
Whoever said door to door salesmen were annoying was absolutely, positively, most definitely right. Hidan/Sakura. Mature Humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Alive by Death Eater Bella reviews
Lucius and Narcissa search frantically through the castle for any sign of their son. Hope turns to fear as they wonder what state they will find him in...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Narcissa M., Draco M. - Complete
Times Long Past by elderflower reviews
A man. A marriage. A madness. Jocelyn finds some memories are not so easy to forget. Valentine/Jocelyn. Written before City of Glass, just in case.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Jocelyn F., Valentine M. - Complete
Euphemisms by Nymbis reviews
Short stories about Sai, Sakura, and their strange attempts at bonding. Eleven: Sai throws a jealous rampage, or at least he thinks he does.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,425 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Sai, Sakura H.
Flying Letters by rawrchelle reviews
Shikamaru/Ino. “Paper airplanes make good letters!” “Letters?” “Yeah. Love letters.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4312 - Favs: 4,824 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Play Date by Beff reviews
Sakumo's in trouble. How does a tired dad deal with a bored Kakashi, the three-year-old prodigy? One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Sakumo H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Eyelash Wishes by rawrchelle reviews
Itachi/Sakura. Once upon a time, there was a prince, and a princess. Except, the prince was near insane, the princess was emotionally unstable, and happily ever afters didn’t exist with them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fire Shadow's Son by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, post-Valley of the End. What if Kakashi made it to the valley in time? What if the events of the Kyuubi's defeat played out differently? How would things turn out then? Yondaime lives! Please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,769 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 2,629 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
What Could Possibly Go Wrong? by Legendary Legacy reviews
Sequel to 'What's the Worst That Could Happen'. Naruto and Kyubi are in a hopeless situation with absolutely no logical way of getting out of it. But hey, since when has a little thing like logic ever stood in the way of a good fanfic plot? Mockfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,967 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Icha Icha Book Club by Nymbis reviews
Sakura discovers erotica on Tsunade's desk, and Kakashi discovers someone he can share his hobby with.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
State of Mind by Gennerator reviews
Was she afraid of him? What kind of a question was that? He had brought her along knowing well and good that he might kill her. Was she PISSED at him would be a more felicitous inquiry. Gaara, Sakura, Naruto, and the mentally unhinged. ::GaaSaku::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,168 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Neon White by rawrchelle reviews
Neji/Sakura. Sakura’s eyes are green, he realizes. So green.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Time and Again by KyLewin reviews
Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 456,787 - Reviews: 4926 - Favs: 4,413 - Follows: 2,426 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
In Tune by with eyes looking up reviews
How was it that the entire village knew before she did? NaruSaku, fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Weirdest Attack Ever by NarutosBrat reviews
The truth behind that fateful October 10th night. Insanity at its worst.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Here at the End by Caley1.9 reviews
Snape's thoughts about Lily and life as he is dying in DH, when he is looking at Harry. He knows he will see her after the pain is over. Please R and R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Severus S., Lily Luna P. - Complete
The Cabinet Door by lulu42 reviews
It says something about her, she thinks, that the only thing tying her to sanity is a talking dog. Kakashi/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,883 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Blue by mustardgirl1128 reviews
Oneshot. "Not many people would try to be Lillian Luna Potter." Sort of Lily/Scorpius, for the Never Challenge. T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Lily Evans P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Lady Thief by Lady Kaliska reviews
Some dream of beautiful, flawless jewels and usually someday is given an expensive token of appreciation from their beloved. But one little pink haired trickster steals said jewels from those unaware... Beware she who is blessed by the Trickster god.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 98,928 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
After It Rains by pot kettle black reviews
Hermione and Draco accidentally fall back in time while escaping a Death Eater initiation. In the future, Hogwarts is invaded by Voldemort for its own good? Features personable Slytherins, too much plotting, HGTR, DMHG, comedy, drama, and boyBlaise fun
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 97,596 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 7/21/2004 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.
Of Parties and Awkward People by Gennerator reviews
Sakura grew up hearing that alcohol lowered your inhibitions. She really wished she had paid attention. Because Gaara had the funniest name in the world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Age Of Consent by Lady Silvamord reviews
"Sasuke Uchiha, did you just sell me to your crazy older brother?" How Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto learn that stealing Christmas trees off the Interstate is not the way to go. With help from Law Enforcement Agent Itachi Uchiha, of course. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,609 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Therapist by Michiko Kaori reviews
Sakura Haruno is famed for her clever evaluation in a couple’s relationship. But when Karin and Sasuke Uchiha are enrolled in her sessions, she's in for a surprise she never saw coming. AU. SasuSaku. Session II up. Expect slow updates.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,098 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
ever after by the blanket reviews
CRACK. AU. SasuSakuIta. In which Sakura hates phallic symbols, and Sasuke finds himself in a spot of trouble.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,557 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Active Imaginations by gnbrules reviews
The New Generation, The Famous Trio, and the rest of the Weasleys are engaged in the fiercest of battles at The Burrow. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Albus S. P. - Complete
Uncle Alphard's Guide to Child Rearing by deews reviews
To be fair to Uncle Alphard, there were very few people that could control all five Black heirs at once, since they seemed to instinctively know how to combine their individual strengths when "negotiating". Gen. Merry Christmas!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Alphard B. - Complete
Variations on a Theme by deews reviews
A little character study of the three Black sisters, set around the time of the First War. Three points of view.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Andromeda T., Bellatrix L. - Complete
First And Last by with eyes looking up reviews
It took almost an entire year, but she eventually found him. SasuSaku, angst. InoSaku, friendship. Warning: character death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fun Lies To Tell The New Generation About Hogwarts by dogstar-ebony reviews
#- "25.When you’re not there, the castle is turned bouncy and rented out for parties". Title says it all, really. Another list fic, very silly, fairly funny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Complete
Ten Little Things by Jess.91 reviews
I love reading these, so I thought I'd try my own. Ten facts about some of the HP characters. Starts with next generation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 153,406 - Reviews: 2777 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Requiem by Lady Silvamord reviews
Itachi, from beginning to end. Because S-class criminals are human, too. Complete; mentions of canon-compatible ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,122 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
30 Things To Remember About My Parents by dogstar-ebony reviews
# "6 When Dad shouts, it’s basically white noise. He doesn’t say anything worthwhile. He just makes angry faces. Try not to laugh at any of them." Rose's reminders for dealing with her parents. Set post-epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Rose W. - Complete
Best Laid Plans by cutecrazyice reviews
Sequel to 13 Tips, 24 Hours. Three years later, they meet again. It's sparks. It's animosity. It's confusion. But what happened in the cave, stays in the cave...right? GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,735 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H.
clothes off chronicles by lucidic reviews
Sometimes all it takes to get comfortable, is a little skin on skin contact.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,332 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
An Inconvenience by Flaignhan reviews
That's all love was really, an inconvenience which messed with a perfectly amicable relationship. They wanted nothing to do with that. -- Set after Change Back. TRHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Love Lockdown by Lady Silvamord reviews
They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,700 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Between Friends by ronny-of-yore reviews
Odd moments between an older Sakura and Sai that may lead to something neither one had ever envisioned for themselves. Can the transition between hate to friendship ultimately lead to love? Anything’s possible in the world of shinobi. Sai/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,439 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Hear Her Roar by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
He seems to have forgotten just who she is. Rated for brief mentions of torture.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
50 Things to Remember When Raising a Monster by dogstar-ebony reviews
- #23- Do not tell Rosie that pressing Uncle Harry’s ‘magic scar’ will make sweets come out of his belly button, as he doesn't find it amusing to have an over-excited four-year-old prodding his forehead." Sequel to "...When My Wife is Pregnant". Funny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Ron W., Rose W. - Complete
Ron Weasley's Guide To Marriage by dogstar-ebony reviews
Ron Weasley has been married for over thirty years and now knows a lot, but of course, being Ron, he has had to learn it all the hard way. Here, he imparts his 'wisdom'. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
50 Things To Remember When My Wife Is Pregnant by dogstar-ebony reviews
-"18. When Hermione is having a Hormone, do not anger her. Do not speak to her, do not breathe in her direction." Ron Weasley has written a list of Do's and Do NOTs to remind himself how to behave whilst Hermione is pregnant with Hugo. Silly oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
Cross over by voicelord reviews
Four Season Collection: Autumn was a time of contemplation. But regret seemed trivial when a certain ANBU captain managed to bring out the best in a certain cherry blossom. Neji x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,792 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H.
Idiot Syndrome by asteriskjam reviews
Konoha’s four beloved geniuses were not necessarily hardworking or sociable or humble or patient. But kami, weren’t they supposed to be brilliant? :SasuSaku, NejiSaku: :Shikamaru, Sakura friendship:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,384 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 107 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
don't go changing by extraordinaire reviews
SasuSaku/ItaIno. "Oh Sakura, you're just so flexible." Because their friendship isn't based off of make-up and boys, but rather strange Facebook holidays and the occasional sex song.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
The Pinkish Green Saga by dance of isis reviews
Uchiha Sasuke never gets jealous. Haruno Sakura is never obsessive. That's their excuse. Their friends know they are delusional. SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,944 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chronicles by Josephinee reviews
Rose Weasley has always considered Scorpius Malfoy one of the most annoying people she's ever had the misfortune of meeting. This year, however, deep down, she realises... he's even worse. prequel to Paramnesia
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,414 - Reviews: 2068 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 102 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Change Back by Flaignhan reviews
She starts doing what is easy, instead of doing what is right. Sequel to Change. TRHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Change by Flaignhan reviews
Respect. Morals. Games. Pleasure. Three of those things, they share. On one of them they have a difference of opinion. TRHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G. - Complete
Rum and Coke by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. AU. “I’m Sasuke, and I think you’re the girl that kissed my girlfriend.” Cowritten with ANGELforSHOW.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,621 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
the art of wanting by Neon Genesis reviews
For Missa. AU. "I'm too pretty to be The Cat Lady!" In which Shikamaru is a Typical Guy and Ino wants a Happily Ever After, goddammit. ShikaIno. SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Air We Breathe by hasu86 reviews
The first time she saw him was when she was five. The second time he was already in too deep. And the third time her young heart was stolen. Non-Massacre. Ita/Saku. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,265 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
An Honest Mistake by dave-d reviews
Tsunade has Sai address an assembly of shinobi, giving them all a chance to get to know him better. A misunderstanding on his part leads him to say things he shouldn't have. UPDATE: three separate stories in this continuum have been consolidated here.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,848 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Complete
A Woman's Touch by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
God help the poor fool who messes with her boys. Kunoichi centric
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 107 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
Gossip by xx.aesthetic reviews
*One-shot* Sakura is not one for gossip, but when it’s about her, and about how jealous everyone is of her, she can’t help but eavesdrop. It satisfies her on the inside. Ah… *SasuSaku* *AU* *Karin Bashing*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 2,149 - Follows: 201 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 146 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Fathers of the Year by opalish reviews
Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 70 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Wedding Bells Chime by xx.aesthetic reviews
*Hiatus* She was supposed to be the bride, not the bridesmaid. *ShikaIno or ShikaTema?* *Chocked full 'o drama*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N.
Destiny Reversed by chattypandagurl reviews
-COMPLETE- One morning Harry wakes up in a different world. His parents are alive and Neville bears the scar. Things are different and Harry starts to like that the weight of the world isn't on his shoulders. Neville may not be able to bear that weight.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 163,839 - Reviews: 1791 - Favs: 2,942 - Follows: 1,594 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Belly of the Beast by Mari Falcon reviews
Naruto has passed the first two tests of the gods. Now, he has the chance to get what was stolen from him at birth. The question is, will he? Sequel to 'If Only.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 84,084 - Reviews: 1877 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Inner Demons by XxSeriouslyJadedxX reviews
Sakura is kidnapped,and reunites with Sasuke. She realizes that the Uchiha has changed drastically...and that instead of ridding of his inner demons, they have almost completely taken over him in his thirst for power. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,081 - Reviews: 1415 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Beautiful Lie by allurement reviews
AU. “Ninjas don’t exist. You’re in the Konoha Psychiatric Hospital, Naruto. You’ve been here for the past eleven years.” In which Naruto struggles to accept reality, and misses a life that wasn’t even there to begin with.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,223 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Naruto U.
Lacuna by Nachtweiss reviews
AU. When Uchiha Sakura turns twenty-one, she wakes up to realize that her future is lost forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Bonding by Gennerator reviews
In which Team 7 discusses bodily preferences. Chapter TWO: Sakura and her virginity go shopping.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
Bad Idea by HarmonyRose reviews
Tenten knew having Sakura as her captain would end up disastrous.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
You have no new messages by RennaEsprit reviews
In an alternative reality: there’s snow melting on her lips…and Nate. He laughs and says playfully, “Hey, I didn’t kiss you yet,” and she closes her eyes. TV, Jenny-centric with hints of Jenny/Nate.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Jenny, Nate - Complete
Peace, Love and Unicorns by Ninjagrrl reviews
As we all know, Akatsuki are misunderstood little angels who never really meant to hurt anyone. A crack fic where they see the light and end up twice as frightening anyway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,379 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Hanami by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku She saved his life out of compassion, and he took advantage of her kind heart. Before she knew what was going on, he had bound her to him in a way she had never expected, and what scared her the most was that he was never going to let her go.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,962 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 1,361 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
And So They Were by runwitskizzers reviews
SasuSaku. “Thank you, because I was planning on falling in love with him and changing sides to Akatsuki, betraying my friends, my family, and my home. And, I’m totally going to tell him ALL about Naruto.” Sequel to And So They Met.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,388 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Hogwarts Houses Divided by Inverarity reviews
The war is over, and all is well, they say, but the wounds remain unhealed. Bitterness divides the Houses of Hogwarts. Can the first children born since the war's end begin a new era, or will the enmities of their parents be their permanent legacy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 205,083 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Teddy L., OC - Complete
Confession of the Heart by Queen of Pascalities reviews
When he saw the little girl again, he did just what any six-year-old little boy would have done. SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
7 Dates of Haruno Sakura by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
Sakura's sinful dating history.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
sticks and stones by the blanket reviews
CRACK. Dialogue. SasuSaku. “Doesn't make sense? Sure it does. Your Sharingan? Red. Your skin? Pasty. Clearly, you're albino. And, also, P.S, Sasuke-kun. There’s this thing called sunlight. Get some.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ten Facts About Team Yamato by Lisse reviews
On paper, their team doesn't exist.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
13 Tips, 24 Hours by cutecrazyice reviews
#1: Do not blame him for what happened. #2: Do not insult his sand. #3: Do not...and the list goes on. But really, how much more do you need when it comes to dealing with the Sand master himself? GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 63 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Cliché by mademoiselle anna reviews
Sakura and Neji stuck in a cliché.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,231 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Flight by AngeLhearteD reviews
SasuSaku. Oneshot. Perched high up on a branch, concealed by a canopy of leaves. He watched as Naruto's clumsy arms wrapped around her in relief. He watched as Naruto held Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,260 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 5,271 - Follows: 557 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
The Chance by elle6778 reviews
Sakura discovers just how different it is to go on a mission led by Uchiha Itachi. Non-massacre AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,277 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 134 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Prettiest Princess by Ninjagrrl reviews
When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 63 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Cover Girl by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She says that he's the most gorgeous man she's ever laid eyes on. He says she's perfection in a picture. They won't say what counts, but it's still love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,456 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
rinse and repeat by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Itachi does not like sharing. Especially HIS lavender scented shampoo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Just Once More by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Alice Longbottom does not die in St. Mungo's.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Alice L., Neville L. - Complete
And So They Met by runwitskizzers reviews
[SasuSaku] “You can’t die, Sasuke.” He was surprised by her words, and it was apparent by the shocked eyes that flickered to her face. “I will never forgive you.” He took a breath before responding. [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,542 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ascendancy by deleria reviews
Ascendancy: the state of being in the ascendant; governing or controlling influence; Domination. He said he would add her to his collection. A Sasori and Sakura fic set in the not too distant future because Sasori is a man of his word.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 63 - Published: 3/13/2008 - [Sasori, Sakura H.] - Complete
Blessings by MintiNeko reviews
On the day of Sakura and Sasuke's wedding, many of the attendants come from the afterlife to bear witness. Not all of them, however, are from the groom's side.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Practice by Just A Starving Writer reviews
Even Akatsuki members need practice. ItachiSakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
The Imprint by MogtheGnome reviews
What would happen if Naruto was in the wrong place at the wrong time? What if Itachi decided that he needed another failsafe to measure his potential besides Sasuke? Maybe it wasn't his sharingan that made him so strong... What if it was just him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,096 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 7/14/2007
Marrow by DeGlace reviews
Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things reach bone–deep.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,343 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 1,366 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Kimimaro, Sakura H.
Name by Queen of Pascalities reviews
NejiTenten OOC Tenten doesn't have a last name. Neji didn't know it bothered her so much. "Who'd have thought women could be so scary?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Simulacrum by RofS reviews
Team Hebi is not a good team, he thinks. But he will use the copies, because he cannot risk the originals.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Showdown at the Tea House by Nymbis reviews
The kunoichi of Konoha have the worst sex. Implied Ino x Shikamaru and Sakura x Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
still too early to dream by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Sometimes, Molly hates Lily Potter. Drabble, post dh.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Molly W. - Complete
Play with Me by lord of the land of fire reviews
Naruto has asked his girlfriend over to play. But as Hinata arrives she wonders just what sort of game he has in mind. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 102 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 2,489 - Follows: 428 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 1,710 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Coup de Grace by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Regulus doesn't.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Regulus B. - Complete
Burn It Down by MistedVines reviews
Haruno Sakura’s always been overweight, but one summer she’s going to change all that and get her revenge. Revenge on Uchiha Sasuke and his cronies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,640 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 141 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Sakura H.
Another Lost Bet by with eyes looking up reviews
She put everything she had on him. But maybe that wasn't enough. JirTsu, character death, spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Boxes by mademoiselle anna reviews
Neji finds a box.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
If Only by Mari Falcon reviews
Naruto and Sasuke stumble across a strange object in the woods. It lets out a sudden burst of power and Naruto is knocked unconscious. He wakes up to find everything is wrong. Is it genjutsu? A concussion? Hallucinations? Or something else?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 115,771 - Reviews: 1510 - Favs: 1,721 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
i'll only say this once by deews reviews
Marissa writes the letter. Ryan reads it. It doesn't feel like the end.
O.C. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Marissa C., Ryan A. - Complete
blood limit by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku. Look at me, he whispered fiercely. I want you to look at me. Don't turn away.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,226 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Twenty Men by Ita-ta reviews
I was just thinking how Sakura can go with so many men. So yeah. Drabbleish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Escape From Akatsuki Castle by Ninjagrrl reviews
Sakura, Sai and Akatsuki centric crack fic. Akatsuki are getting just a bit sick of finding pink haired medic nins chained up in their dungeons, not that anyone ever asks their opinion. And things only get weirder when Sai shows up to the rescue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,877 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
And From Here There Is Eternity by Lunar Chasmodai reviews
In her dying moments, Konan contemplates her life and the life of her pink haired captor [And they were not so different]. There is no great tragedy in her death, except that she could die this way...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Konan, Sakura H. - Complete
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Skin & Bones by kauzchen reviews
Tobi, Sakura, Madara. A handful of rumors. A sheet of acid rain. The silent collapse of a century and a half. And so the monster came.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,115 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Sakura H. - Complete
Super Happy Funtime With Sai by Ninjagrrl reviews
Sai makes up for seventeen years' worth of birthdays in one go, and a super happy funtime is had by all. Well, except Hebi, who are just too cool and morally ambiguous for this party. SakuraSai cracky fluff, fluffy crack, something like that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
the edge of reason by the blanket reviews
[ShikaIno. for illusioned.] Shikamaru on chemistry, romance, and the language of love. He doesn't get it, but maybe he doesn't have to. She translates just fine.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Waiting by Nachtweiss reviews
In the place beyond, Kakashi waits for his students.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Complete
Aficionado by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
“I bet I can drink more than you without puking!” Tsunade was really a horrible influence on Sakura, Sasuke mused. SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
TheCherryOnTop by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,924 - Reviews: 1780 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Consistency by ohwhatsherface reviews
Nine times Sasuke says 'thank you' and doesn't mean it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Mom's the Word by mademoiselle anna reviews
What Neji Hyuuga, esteemed Anbu captain, does behind his wife's back
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Neji H. - Complete
Wonder by ckret2 reviews
Itachi tries not to think about his massacre. He doesn't even remember why it happened. But now Itachi must find out why Tobi reminds him of the Uchiha clan, unless he wants to relive the massacre. This time, he and Tobi might not survive it. [Tobito fic]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,372 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Itachi U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Konan on Memories, Thoughts, and Pein Being a Jerk by sarsaparillia reviews
God damn it Pein! Stop poking me in the side! — Konan/Pein.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
the color of love by the blanket reviews
[ShikaSaku. for Epiff Annie.] Sakura is green, is bright, is effervescent, is life reborn, is so vibrant that it's almost painful. Shikamaru's utilitarian brown cannot compete. But he tries, and it's beautiful, and Naruto rewrites The Fairytale.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
Accidentally Yours by Simple-Minded Idiot reviews
Minato, for all his smarts, really didn't know that much about love or romance. It really was quite normal that he didn't know that he was already being courted by Kushina. Much less being in a relationship with her. [KushiMinaKushi]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
Venom by Nankinmai reviews
He shouldn't have asked. He shouldn't have been curious. But who wouldn't want to know why the Potter brat was still alive after a deadly snake bite.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Icha Icha Fantasy by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto, fed up with all of Jiraiya’s research, tries to figure out what the big deal is by writing his own book. And Sakura slowly falls in love after reading it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 2,277 - Follows: 388 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Absolution by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Listen to me, Kreacher, He whispers hoarsely, kneeling down, door open to howling wind behind him, I want you to do exactly as I say... [Maybe he's just a kid with a problem he can't hide. Regulus. DH Spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Regulus B. - Complete
Excuse Me Miss! by the blanket reviews
[SasuSaku. Team 7ness. crack.] “But didn’t you hear, Sakura? Sasuke needs to learn my Oiroke no Jutsu to sex up some yakuza!” Oh. Hell. No. Features femme!Sasuke, photographer!Naruto, and tutor!Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Curious Itachi Meets The Friendly Puppy by Ninjagrrl reviews
Extremely cracky, Akatsuki centric humour, in which Itachi meets his new guide dog, Mr Whiffles. May possibly be some sort of cry for help.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
A Different Voice by Irrational Pi reviews
What if Sakura's inner voice wasn't what she thought it was? Is Konoha ready for the rebirth of the beautiful genius sorceress? [AU, Slayers xover]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,375 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sakura H.
Prerequisite by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
In which Team 7 receives some special education to prepare for their next mission.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Funny Facts and Not So Silly Stories by riversrunthroughme reviews
Team Guy was created under the influence of nostalgia, malice and some level of intoxication on the part of the people present. For some reason this wasn't viewed as a problem. [Team Guy love]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,693 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Paint Against Skin by Cella N reviews
It’s not about the thrill of getting caught what moves them, but the creativity. SAKURA. SAI. 20 truths the world never knew about Sakura and Sai. And some that were speculated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Completely Different World by Freakish Lemon reviews
Haruno Sakura’s parents really worried about their daughter sometimes. Mention of LeeSakura.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Sakura H., Lee R. - Complete
like a heart that stumbles onto knowledge by arabesque05 reviews
Facts of Life: Girls crushed on boys, girls were rejected by boys, girls developed fantastic vengeance issues and sometimes became sufficiently embittered to join a nunnery. Of course, Facts never really apply to Life. Or Haruno Sakura. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,451 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Like Liquid Rouge by Trickle reviews
[SasuSaku][AU] “What are you doing, Karin?” Sakura said, raising an elegant brow. “Is that, like, your supposed bedroom eyes or something?”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,960 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Precious by Nachtweiss reviews
At some point, she grew up, and, at some point, he realized she was precious. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
Disaster: See also, Remus J Lupin, lovelife of by Lady Bracknell reviews
Remus claims that his lovelife has always been a disaster. He’s had vases thrown at him, made girls cry in public and done very reckless things in broom cupboards. Mostly Marauders, RLNT eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,510 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Mad, Bad and Dangerous To Owe by Ninjagrrl reviews
Pure crack. Akatsuki are broke, but fortunately, exiled S class criminal organisations have their ways and means of raising funds. Like bake sales and puppet shows.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Whisper by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Twenty truths about Sirius Black that he will never say aloud.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sirius B. - Complete
The Life and Times of Mama Uchiha by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
One fine summer day, Uchiha Mikoto realized her youngest son was gay and went out to buy him a dress in celebration.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Mikoto U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Survivors by deews reviews
Post Book 7. Narcissa pays Andromeda a visit.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Andromeda T., Narcissa M. - Complete
One Step Closer by Lady Silvamord reviews
Fifty steps on the long path to becoming a true kunoichi. Sakura, from genin to beyond.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,358 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Speaking Sasuke by kiera golightly reviews
Kakashi, Sakura, and Naruto explain and translate Sasuke's language, including the multiple meanings of 'Hn.' Sasuke is not amused.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 88 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Fate Worse Than Death by Legendary Legacy reviews
Gaara knew that being the youngest Kazekage in history would be difficult, but nothing could have possibly prepared him for something like this. Mockfic. I am highly proficient at summaries.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Sweet Nothings by Nymbis reviews
As it turns out, Sasuke isn’t very sexy. Sakura x Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Of Kunai and Grandchildren by Iulia reviews
[Oneshot][SasuSaku]And you try to imagine them – her grandchildren – that is. And in your mind, they’re all black haired and green eyed and they look suspiciously like you.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dora's Little Question by Un Petit Diable reviews
[One Shot] 'Where do babies come from' How are the Marauders going to handle five-year-old Nymphadora's question? [Marauders' Era]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Sirius B., N. Tonks - Complete
150 Things Konoha Shinobi Are Not Allowed To Do by afriendtosell reviews
Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 180 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
The Great Landscaping Crisis by MogtheGnome reviews
Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 276 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
Lifeline by PetitDejeuner reviews
He would catch her from the fall, but he wouldn’t stop her from tripping. [NaruSaku] [Oneshot Drabble]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Nascence by PetitDejeuner reviews
Nascence, Sakura said, means beginning. A beginning of war, pain, betrayal. A beginning of a year, love, life. The beginning of everything in the world, Neji... everything good and bad and in between. The beginning of me and you. Of everything. [NejiSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,245 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Ten Ways to Die by H.E. Gray reviews
The Academy textbook says that a ninja is proud to die for their country. This is rarely the truth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 74 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
Next Time by kauzchen reviews
Hidan & Sakura. Fifty reasons she's worth it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Quintessence by Okobo-chan reviews
Gaara and Sakura are caught in a veritable spiders web of political formalities during the composition of a renewed treaty between Konoha and Suna. Sarcasm and bluntness just might save the day, or what's left of Sakura's sanity. [GaaSaku] Post Time Skip
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,935 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Trouble Brewing in the House of Sand by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Gaara's parents before he was born. The version your Uncle Yashamaru didn't tell you. If you've ever wondered why Mom didn't tell Dad exactly where he could stick Shukaku, then this may be your fic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,432 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Complete
Odd Ones Out by Lisse reviews
Ten facts about Team Hebi. Manga spoilers and blatant speculation, obviously.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,301 - Reviews: 3907 - Favs: 4,208 - Follows: 1,113 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
I Must Paint You by Lotos-Eater reviews
Sai meets the Sand siblings. Suddenly crazy nicknames are the least of team Kakashi’s worries. [TemariSai, oneshot, lime] [Someone had to write it!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Temari, Sai - Complete
Family Connections by scottishfae reviews
Dysfunctional, quicktempered, and more than just a little emotionally stunted, the Sand Siblings were proud to call each other family.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Inadvertent confessions by Celtic Oak reviews
After Sakura accidentally confesses her attraction towards a certain ANBU Captain to a room full of people, she tries to put it behind her. But a Hyuuga's retaliation can be daunting indeed and she might just get what she wished for. NejiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,969 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 5/11/2007 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Mettle by Lisse reviews
Five times Uchiha Itachi loses a fight.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Tonight by Landlady of the Universe reviews
[NejiSaku] If she wouldn’t talk to him, he’d have to... he’d have to make her listen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Go to sleep, dammit! by i Mel-chan i reviews
Temari is a loving sister that really wants what's best for her brothers. Gaara just doesn't understand that she's doing it for his own good.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,548 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 3,616 - Follows: 356 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Into Sakura's Lair by ohwhatsherface reviews
While Sakura sleeps, Naruto and Sasuke go through her bag in search of food. Tampons and underwear galore.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 52 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chakra focus by archchic reviews
[Humor oneshot] Sakura trains to focus and hold chakra like her sensei Tsunade, but her mark ends up in a more... personal... place.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Sakura H., Tsunade S. - Complete
Scrabble and Daiquiris by asteriskjam reviews
Between his 'You're way too moody for someone with such a monstrous punch.' and her 'Well, your hair's too long, buddy, but you don't see me questioning your masculinity.' a friendship had been formed. [Neji, Sakura banter]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Tears on the Balcony by ByeByeBirdie reviews
Lily & James have hated each other ever since their initial meeting took a wrong turn. After a shocking goodbye at the end of their 6th year, are things going to be any different in the following year when they are forced to work together as Head Boy and Head Girl?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 522,299 - Reviews: 2864 - Favs: 1,701 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 12/23/2005 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 66 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
A Little Incentive by paws-bells reviews
NejiSaku It's Sasuke's birthday party. Sakura wants to go, but Neji...well, Neji doesn't. But never mind, sometimes all it takes is just a little incentive...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Faultline by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Once upon a time, Bella liked being a sadist. Once upon a time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Complete
Break by arcanioque reviews
Gai doesn’t hate Naruto, nor does he Sakura. He only hates Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
A Family Thing by desolate butterfly reviews
AU, SasuSaku, ItaSasu crack What if Itachi never killed his clan? Well, then he'd just have to find other ways of being evil, wouldn't he.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sweet Summer Slumber by stfuSPARKS reviews
She was born to create trouble, thus, landing her in that dump of a summer school which would turn out to be the place with the best memories of her life. AU/sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,142 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 12/18/2006 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 155 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Bite by Mahi-Mahi reviews
[AU] Few creatures of the night have captured our imagination like Vampires. What explains our enduring fascination with Vampires? Is it the over tellings of sexual lust, power, control? ItaSaku, Oneshot...darkness ensues...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,508 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 95 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Coffee Table Talk by firefly reviews
Meet Hidan, the religious fanatic. Meet Temari of the Sand, the no nonsense sister of Kankuro and Gaara. Watch what happens when they both happen to run into each other. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 68 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Temari, Hidan - Complete