The Amazing Maurice
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Joined 12-22-02, id: 313605
Author has written 14 stories for Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Sentinel, Discworld, Misc. Comics, StarTrek: Enterprise, Stargate: Atlantis, and Doctor Who.

Ah, the first place I ever dabbled in fanfiction, all those years ago. 2003! I was young! Reckless! Not great at characterisation or seeing that fine line between angst and melodrama!

I will likely never post on this account again, but I will preserve it for the sake of posterity... and so that extraordinarily brave and bored people can see what I got up to before I found Livejournal. And point. And mock.

Well, except for Apples. I'm still rather proud of that.

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Yet Another Snape meets the Dursleys story by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
When Snape is called to the Dursleys' by an urgent message, he does not find what he expects to find. Chapter 28: Food arrives, and some unexpected visitors as well. Chapter 29, the revised ending. Chap 30, a lagniappe explaining Snape's background.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,386 - Reviews: 2153 - Favs: 1,997 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 2/13/2002 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Dumbledore's Men by Jocelyn reviews
Sequel to Duel. The war is over. But something has survived. Snape and Harry learn their shared devotion to Dumbledore is a connection not easily broken. Snape mentors Harry. Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,482 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Mirrors In The Mind by Etharei reviews
The dungeons of Barad-dur are vast and deep, and not all evils departed with the destruction of Sauron. An ancient evil is no longer bound. [Update: Elladan is up and talking, Eowyn has been found, and Gimli realises that he doesn't know what he's getting
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 76,646 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 3/26/2003
Balance by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
Hogwarts is under siege, and it's going to take everyone to find a way out of danger. Chapter 23, The end of the story, at long last.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,055 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 2/11/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Elven Song by Jocelyn reviews
A member of the Fellowship is murdered. Ahh, how long we've all waited for this word...COMPLETE! Legolas discovers just how much he is loved by those in Middle Earth, Minas Tirith's guests return home...and Disaran gets his just desserts!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 118,779 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/20/2004 - Published: 11/22/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
The Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy by Meir Brin reviews
**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam-authorized OFU)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 79,887 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete
Giving Notice by dontgiveahoot reviews
A look at the actions of a main character from the point of view of other characters. When death rocks Hogwarts, you'd be surprised who's affected. Chapter Twelve: Rosemary Sprout tends to her garden, the students - and the other professors
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,021 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/19/2003 - Published: 2/28/2002
Scent by Raven25 reviews
Everything changes, everything stays the same. Hawkeye and Trapper won't be together for ever.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2003
PPC: From the Files of Polaris and Aria by Cat Meringue reviews
Two partners protecting the canon from the scum of the Sue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,508 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/28/2003 - Published: 8/20/2002
Further to Fly by Nomad1 reviews
Ensemble. Some months into Bartlet's second term, things are not going smoothly...
West Wing - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,763 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/26/2002 - Published: 8/5/2002 - Jed B. - Complete
Beyond This World by Thundera Tiger reviews
A Legolas and Gimli fic set LONG after RotK in the Undying Lands. Baically, a tale of the ultimate end to the Fellowship.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,035 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/11/2002 - Published: 12/27/2001 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3140 - Favs: 1,930 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
72 Hours in the Dark by Nomad1 reviews
Not many people are a cause for concern if they don't turn up to a meeting at 6:30am. Not many people are Leo McGarry.
West Wing - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,514 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/11/2002 - Published: 1/30/2002 - Leo M. - Complete
The Squib and The Potions Master by Ozma reviews
Filch follows a trail of blood through the corridors of Hogwarts and finds more than he bargained for. (Set during Harry's first year.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2002 - Argus F., Severus S.
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 2,300 - Follows: 228 - Published: 1/8/2002
Conspiracy of Silence: First Impressions by Nomad1 reviews
Severus Snape's first year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,182 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/20/2001 - Published: 11/11/2001 - Severus S. - Complete
Spike: The Fall and Rise by Nomad1 reviews
In the wake of 'The Gift', Spike attempts to get his thoughts straightened out...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,277 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/18/2001 - Spike - Complete
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Neither Helpful Nor Comforting reviews
Rodney glared. “I was surprised! I wasn’t expecting the ground to open up!”
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,257 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2005 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
In Passing reviews
It’s a bit of a shame, actually, because even if they’re a bit mismatched they’re such an attractive pair, and now they’ve got her bloody wondering. Short, sweet and surprisingly Gen. [COMPLETE]
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Complete
Home reviews
Atlantis was grateful to him. A gen, slightly dark short, written for the ESP challange. [COMPLETE]
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/17/2005 - John S. - Complete
Three Graces reviews
FINISHED. “We’ll get out of here. I’ll make sure of it.” Nasty little futurefic; TR preslash (3 of 3)
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,358 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/26/2005 - Published: 1/15/2005
Perfect reviews
The line between dreams and reality has always been a little blurred. JB, post-TSbBS, heavy R for sexual content.
Sentinel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2005
Carefully Everywhere Descending reviews
(Calvin and Hobbes) The more things change, the more they stay the same. A ‘what if?’ fairytale; futurefic, pre-slash (complete). I don't know what came over me.
Misc. Comics - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Complete
Visiting reviews
Dream has many children. Short 'n' angsty; crossover with The Sandman.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/14/2004 - Severus S.
Apples reviews
It seemed to Shadowfax that the only constants in his life were swords and apples. A crossover with The Lord of the Rings.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/14/2004
Light Up My Room reviews
Death. Duty. Metaphorical elephants. Oh, and love. Post-TSBBS JB slash, re-edited and extended from original version.
Sentinel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,322 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/22/2004
Alpha reviews
Death isn't serious -- he just has a very good poker face. An 'alternative' take on That Scene in 'Sentinel Too'; a crossover with Discworld. [COMPLETE]
Sentinel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Complete
Lessons Learned: a story in three parts reviews
Blair, drunk and disorderly. Or at least his thoughts are. JB slash, much fluff. [COMPLETE]
Sentinel - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,857 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Complete
Neither Fish nor Fowl reviews
The professors of Hogwarts awaken one day in summer to find themselves in a somewhat... transfigured state. Oh dear. Set in the summer before Harry's sixth year. chapter 1 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/7/2003 - Minerva M., Severus S.
Wish You Were Here reviews
A little way in the future, a boy goes on a --slightly impromtu-- late-night stroll, and comes across a scene that gives him, let us say, a little perspective. FINISHED AT LAST! Go me!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,049 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/2/2003 - Published: 1/10/2003 - Draco M., Severus S.
Cheery and Fish: Protectors of the Plot Continuum reviews
The PPC gains some new recruits, but we're not entirely sure of their sanity... prologue: The partners meet, and The Great Tolkien vs. Lewis Debate is kindled...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,572 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/24/2003