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Hi! Im Avian. Welcome to my ridiculously long profile! *cue jazz hands*

Some Things 'bout me:

I am a girl. Which is a good thing considering i talk about how hot Fang is 24/7...

My Favorite songs are Love Me Dead, Stereo Hearts , Cupids Choke hold, Set Fire To The Rain, For Whom The Bell Tolls, Jar of Hearts, Flightless Bird American Mouth, Viva La Vida, Bennie And The Jets, Paralyzer, How To Save a Life... And a bunch others.

I Hate People who are always acting like they are better than you.

1) Would you rather be a Lama or a moose??

Lama. I would NOT want to be eaten by a crazy Alaskan person. (No offence meant to any of u guys in Alaska) And lets just face it. Lama's r cooler.

2)Do u believe in Unicorns?

Yes. Don't you???

Justin Beiber: Our least favorite female singer. (pass it on with your name if u agree: Avian-American Gurl,)

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Random Time...

"That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me, children, for I have attempted this many times before."

"I'm a ninja."

"No you're not."

"Did you see that?

"See what?


If you have pulled a Max: You have made a snap decision and decided to do it without thinking it through first.

If you have pulled a Fang: You have sneaked up behind someone without them noticing, making it seem like you came out of nowhere.

If you have pulled an Iggy: You have run into an inanimate object without realizing it was there. This could include, poles, wall, doors, tables, etc.

If You have pulled a Nudge: You have chattered endlessly without even realizing it.

If you have pulled a Gazzy: You know who you are...

If You have pulled an Angel: You have said what a person was about to say, almost like you read their mind...

Truthfully, I've done all of these.If you have pulled any of these things, copy and paste it to your profile!

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that, put it in your profile! (awesomeness, no?)

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crud up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought your paper would protect you, you buttmuncher."

Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Never do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedics

The tooth fairy teaches kids it's okay to sell body parts.

Backstabbing is fun... the look on your face is priceless

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

I believe 'die bitch' conveys my feelings properly

Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

"All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies." (TOO FREAKING TRUE!)

Every time a guy ignores me, I know it’s just because he’s a avian-human hybrid and doesn't want to involve me in the crap he is in.

It takes 48 muscles to frown but only 14 to flip some one off.

Your epidermis is showing!

I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.

Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Colin.

Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I am proven horribly wrong.

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.(Why do all the good jokes have to be so funny, yet so wrong?)

"I do not suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."

You think you're all that and a bag of chips. Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles. So taste my rainbow, bitch.

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that can't. (Heheh...that's funny.)

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?..

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again

Sometimes you just have to smile and walk away...hold your tears in and pretend you are okay... Or just slap them in the face, whichever.

The world would be a better place if fictional characters were real.

My life may be a joke, but its nowhere near as funny as your face :P

Boys are like pennies, two faced and worthless.

Nothing is impossible? Ever tried slamming a revolving door? I didn’t think so.

When life gives you lemons throw the in life’s face, they're probably poisoned.

When life gives you lemons, unless they hand you some water and sugar, your lemonades gonna suck.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

If you're doing to criticize someone, first walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Silly human, are you surprised that we lied about having cookies?

I wish I had wings!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk

When in doubt, push random buttons!

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, Who the hell drank half of my soda.

My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you at the same time.

When life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at stupid people

I smile because I have no idea what's going on.

I'm not short, I'm fun size.

It's a beautiful day... Now watch some idiot screw it up.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence at something that happened yesterday.

"Dogs have owners. Cats have staff"

"I'm not going to call myself the god of vertically challenged people, I'm a dwarf"

"Odd how easily you can forget your hand is on fire"

"Pandas are awesome because they aren't racist. They're black, white, and Asian."

"Fan-Fic: Because sometimes the author screws up, and things need to be fixed."

"In 2012 I won't be freaking out about THE END OF THE WORLD! I'll be too busy freaking out about THE END OF MAXIMUM RIDE!"

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. It makes him P-ed off.

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)


1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you


Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are


3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to


S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your


5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday


This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God

I read that and i had to put it on my profile. this story is amazing

This is beautiful! Try not to cry!

She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room.

She said:'How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right?

When can I see him?'

The surgeon said, 'I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it.'

Sally said, 'Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more?

Where were you, God, when my son needed you?'

The surgeon asked, 'Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the

nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university.'

Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good bye to son. She ran

her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. 'Would you like a lock of

his hair?' the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's

hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally.

The mother said, 'It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for

Study. He said it might help somebody else. 'I said no at first, but Jimmy said,

'Mom, I won't be using it after I die Maybe it will help some other little

spend one more day with his Mom.' She went on, 'My Jimmy had a heart of gold.

Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could.'

Sally walked out of Children's Mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending

most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on

the seat beside her in the car.

The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She

carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her

son's room.

She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room

exactly where he had always kept them. She laid down across his bed and, hugging

his pillow, cried herself to sleep.

It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying beside her on the bed was a

folded letter. The letter said:

'Dear Mom,

I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I
will ever forget you,

or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say 'I Love You'. I will

always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other

again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely,

that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you

decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys

do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know.

Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and

Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take

a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly.

And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw

Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD! And guess what, Mom?

I got to sit on God's knee and talk to
Him, like I was somebody important.

That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good bye

and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom

God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I

think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to

you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked

Him 'Where was He when I needed him?' 'God said He was in the same place with

me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is

with all His children.

Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To

everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have to

give God His pen back now He needs it to write some more names in the Book of

Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm
sure the food
will be great.

Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore The cancer is all gone.

I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to

see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get

me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?

Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.

If you would do this for your parents as well, please copy and paste the story this and add your name to the list: UniqueMelody, Silver Sheilds, darkness wasted, 1shadowfan, tkdprincess96, Annabeth Athena Chase,Kh2 fan13, geegee20, GothicEmoWeirdoVampire, KiraLovesYOU, Avian-American Gurl

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’

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copy and paste the message and heart

(Im sure God will still love u even if u don't re-post this. It takes more than a copy and paste on the internet to deny you eternal life in heaven. God loves everyone more than we can ever imagine, so dont feel really guilty if u don't want to re-post this. Avian

/o o\O

Join the dark side, Mwuhahahaha!!
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This is Bunny
Copy Bunny to your Personal
text to help him achieve
world domination


What’s your name?

Why do you want to know!! Are you stalking me?


Im pretty sure I'm a girl


STALKER!!!!!!!! Stop asking personal questions! Gosh...

What’s your birthstone?

uhhhh, a pearl



Astrological sign?

astro wha huh?




nun yo business.

Hair color?

brown with redish sun steaks and some lighter brown.

Eye color?

chocolate brown like Maximum Ride!

Are you in love?


With who?


Are you lying to me?

well duh.

Do you have an imaginary friend?

No... Shut up George! you'll blow your cover!

Do you want an imaginary friend?

Who doesn't?

Look to your left. What do you see?

a box of fruity cheerios.

What were you doing at 6:45 this morning?


What was the last thing you yelled?


Do you believe in magic?

yes. don't you?

Do you believe in fairies?

now you're being silly.

Who’s your crush?


Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs?

yep. *pops the p*

More than once?

Yes. it was fun.

What did you do when you got to the bottom?

how am i supposed to know?

Type your name with your feet.

avian american gurl

Was that fun?

not really

Run around the house. How do you feel?

dont feel like it

Do you own a credit card?


Do you like to shop?


What’s the last thing you bought?

a shirt

Do you have any children?

Waaaaaay to young 4 that

Are you married?

to young 4 that too

Who’s your crush?

didnt u ask this already?

What’s your favorite color?

black and purple

Favorite animal?


Favorite fruit?

Mango. YUMMY!

Quick! You have to save the world!

Isn't that Max's job?

Someone has a knife to your back.

no they dont

Do you swear?


Do your parents know you swear?

I don't swear...

What is open on your computer?

fan fiction

Who’s the last person you talked to and what did you say?

I dont know

Where are you?

my grandparents house

Look up. Now look back. What did you see?

my grandpa asleep on the couch

What’s the last thing you ate?


What's your personality like?

Silent/ shy sometimes and wild and crazy other times

Who do you have a crush on?

FANG DANGIT ( i dont like cursing)

What was the last thing you thought?

Aww... Fang is so cute... This question person is stupid.

Do you sleep walk?


Do you sleep talk?

I dont know

What’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had?

I was standing on the earth (the earth was like a giant globe in outer space) with my sister and i looked like Pippi Long-stockings, and i fell of the earth and died. (I had another one put it was totally demented, so u wouldn't want to hear about it...)

Say "George Bush". What's the first thing that comes to your mind?

George standing in a bush

You now have a million dollars. What do you do?

hehehe... GREEN!

What are you eating/drinking right now?


What are you writing RIGHT NOW?


Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?

i dont have a globe ATM

Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say?


What can you hear right now?

the TV

Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.



"i love you too."

What happened last time you were typing here on this computer?

i dk

Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What’s the first thing you see?

the computer

Two more questions… who’s your crush?


Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell?

i dont wanna do dat. cheese is cooler

It's your turn! Copy and Paste this on YOUR profile and take the Pop Quiz! It's Super Fun! (Not really)

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15, Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, my name is paper YAH, Sakurablossom24, Rhianna224, Kisa T. Sohma, Lone-wolf761,charmed4lifekaren, luckyclover18, MysteryTyper123, independantwriter-137, Avian-American Gurl

When life hands you lemons...squirt them in peoples eyes.

15 Ways to Get Kicked Out of WalMart

1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!" and push them behind a shelf

2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.

3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" once the cashier tells you the price

4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"

5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!THEY'RE BACK!!"

6-start a fish stick fight

7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!"

8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!"

9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do

10-slip a bra and a lacey pink thong into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)

11-attempt to fly off a high shelf

12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store

13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line

14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section

15-walk up to empoyees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

poem about Child Abuse

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

Now i roam the underworld,

to help those in need.

I may seem evil,

but i'm not.

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't.

Dear Stereotypes,

Dear Preps,

Dear Sluts,

Dear whoever you may be,

Isn't it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends, you look down at the person with black jeans and studs, but smile at the girl wearing a mini with a t-shirt that barely covers anything?
Isn't it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and has her own style, you give her a mouthful?
Isn't it funny that a guy can get away with being a "gangsta" but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone?

Are you laughing?

Isn't it funny how an emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more s* from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?
Isn't it funny that you don't mind your friends drinking or smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?

I'm not laughing.

It's so funny that you and your friends can make a girl's life h* and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.
Isn't it funny that you can call emos, punks, and goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart?


Keep on laughing.

Isn't it funny how you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this person's life...
Without knowing her situation with her friends...
Or her family...
Or her LIFE?



no, you will not die in 7 days
no, your lover, or whatever will not die
no, there isn't a ghost in your basement that will rape you
no, some girl in a sewer isn't gonna kill you
no, you won't have bad luck for blah blah years
no, nothing like thats gonna happen

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished that her dad would come home from the army, because he'd been having problems with his heart and right leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes later), the doorbell rang, and there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been having trouble in my job and on the verge of quitting. I made a simple wish that my boss would get a new job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55 there was an announcement that he was promoted and was leaving for another city. Believe me...this really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years of age. I had always been single and had been hoping to get into a nice, loving relationship for many years. While kind of daydreaming (and right after receiving this email) I wished that a quality person would finally come into my life. That was at 9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM a FedEx delivery man came into my office.He was cute, polite and could not stop smiling at me. He started coming back almost everyday (even without packages) and asked me out a week later. We married 6 months later and now have been happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but while you do, think of a wish. Make your wish when you have completed scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true).

Go for it!



Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!


„øº ROCKS!!ºø„

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line. (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, lol!)

You know its 2011 when...

(1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

(2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

(3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or an E-Mail.

(4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

(6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

(7.)You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

(8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

(9.) And you were too busy to notice there was no number 5.

(10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

(11.) & now you're laughing at your unawearness.

Paste this on your profile if it tricked you...You know it did

Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I have BLACK friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.


I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I'm a GOTH so I must be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.( I hate it when people just asume that!)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.


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Jailbirds, Lovebirds, Avian Americans Same Thing by green-eyed-wonder 0-0 reviews
Max ends up in prison after she 'accidentally' killed Lissa. There she meets her dark, mysterious cellmate Fang with a dangerous past. Max and Fang along with their new friends struggle to survive in a prison where everyone and everything is against them, and they just might not make it out alive. They only have each other but is that enough? Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 68,484 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 6/25/2015 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Max, Fang
My Dark Guardian Angel by D.D.B chick reviews
"I don't need you to protect me Fang! That's not your job ok? There was a time when I was weak and fragile and I needed you for everything. But things have changed-I've changed! I don't need your protection and guidence." Fang looked down, even though his face was stotic I knew he was hurt. "I just need you to love me," I whispered before flying away from him, never turning back.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 58,533 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 6/12/2015 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Max, Fang
A Dark Knight by Tw33ti369 reviews
What happens when a strange figure snatches Max up one day? Read to find out. It gets better as you read. I promise.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,255 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Max, Fang
An Enchanted Curse by BirdKidKirby reviews
Maximum Ride goes missing after saving her sister. What the townspeople don't know is she was captured by cursed half-animal, half-humans, and their leader may just be stealing her heart. AU, FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,075 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 3/13/2011 - [Max, Fang]
Not So Normal After All by inkoftwilight reviews
When toddlers, the flock is rescued from the School and lead a normal life, with teenage drama, angst, and romance thrown in. But after being chased by 'werewolves' in Paris, kidnapped, and having strange physical changes, it's clear the School is back.AU
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,364 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 5/11/2011
Maximum Assassin by AZNrawk reviews
Max was taken away from the flock when she was six. She is the best assassin there is, but better. Trained to be the ultimate, trained to the Maximum. A heartless killer, her humanity supressed and broken. Her missions are always successes, and her newest target is her former best friend: Fang. Max will bring down the flock that was once hers, but will she fall as well?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,302 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Max, Fang
She's a Lady by FlowerChild22 reviews
Up until the age of fourteen, Fang Ride and Max Martinez were the best of friends, even sharing their first kiss. Now, at eighteen they're constantly at each other's throats. But it's hard to forget those feelings you once had.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,443 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 10/2/2011 - [Max, Fang] [Nudge, Iggy] - Complete
Angel of Death by UberSpazTiclyAwesome reviews
Max used to be a fun-loving girl. But that was before one Deadly night. Somewhere in the chaos that is now her life, she begins to hear a voice. What will happen when she isn't in control of herself anymore? Eventual wings, and eventual Fax. Review?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,774 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Max, Fang
Falcon Flight by The Gallagher Girl reviews
After being saved from a gang of boys by Danni and her gang,Max joins them with her two sisters,Ella and Nudge,as she has no place else to go.Being in a gang isn't easy.And doesn't help that the boy you like just happens to be in a gang too.ALL HUMAN! R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,939 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Max, Fang
A Boy, a Girl and a Sister by village bicycle reviews
"Max!" he yells. I fall silent and glower at him, my chest rising and falling at an increased tempo from my erratic breaths. / He takes two quick steps towards me, grabs my hip with one hand and a handful of my hair with the other, and kisses me. FAX, AU, and going through a strenuous editing process. No wings―or are there?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,352 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Max, Fang, Angel, Ella
My Torturer, Back Again by Dot Ride reviews
Max had it all until her dad died. Then she was relentlessly bullied. So she moves away, to Arizona. There she finds one of the bullies that was also her former best friend. What will happen?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,709 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Blood on the Battlefield by AlyNova reviews
WW3 breaks out because of oil shortages. Nick, who grew up in France with his best friend Max, is brought in on a mission that goes bad. Now years later, Fang has to deal with a apocalyptic group of nut cases and the horrors that they etched into him. RATED T for Fax-Vio-Lang.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 61,781 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Fang, Max
Misplaced Trust by independentwriter-137 reviews
Formerly known as Conning a Con Man. Fang is a con man about to pull of his biggest heist yet. He's about to steal fortunes from a man named Mr. Batchelder by gaining his trust through his daughter. Flawless plan right? Well what happens when he starts to fall for the girl? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 40,059 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Hunger Games: Birdseed by Mufasa the Lion reviews
What happens when the flock gets put in the country of Panem and all their memories are wiped out and replaced with new ones? Would they survive the Hunger Games? Read and find out. Adopted by uh, me. AKA Mufasa the Lion...ADOPTED FROM FANGALICOUS08
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,515 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011
The Streets are our Home by AkitaNeruVocaloid reviews
Max, Iggy, Gazzy and Angel all live on the streets. They are considered homeless, though they have homes to go back to. Fang and Nudge were adopted by Dr. Valencia Martinez. One day, Max gets shot and saved by a mystery person. What will happen when they meet again?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,080 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Max
I Am a Vampire! by It's Fnicking Awesomeness reviews
Sexy Vampire Trilogy 1/3- Red, hot, pulsating, spicy, delicious, aromatic, sweet, crimson, flowing…. Silly Max, I thought, what happened to your fight reaction?. And that was my last coherent thought before my finger alighted on a vein, the thick, juicy blood pounding away beneath my touch, and I lost all control.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,642 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Fang
Fallen For You by Fangrules reviews
He Fell for her and now she has a choice to make: She can leave and die or stay and kill him. When Max agrees to oversee a lifechanging discovery the last thing she expects is to fall in love with her prisoner.With this comes death,love, and secrets that she didn't even know existed. Fax! Sequel now up!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 67,039 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Fang, Max
Reputations by NotSureYetHunny reviews
Max is the new girl in town who wants her old reputation back. The badass. At her new school she meets new friends that she connects with better than she expected. More importantly, she meets Fang. The player. But it's time to find out- is everyone just like they're reputation? Rated T for swearing and minor violence. My take on the classic Max Moves story. Check it out! : )
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 60,728 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Why are YOU So Jealous? by Twistedheart23 reviews
What if Max had stopped pushing away from Fang the first time she saw him kiss that red-haired airhead? What if she said something right then and there? Even more, what if Iggy had gotten to know someone… to his liking?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,472 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Max, Fang
Better Off Forgotten by the12thcookie reviews
Seventeen year old Max goes to boarding school for a dose of normal. But when complete stranger Nick Ride seems more familiar to her then any of her own friends or family, her only idea is that her entire life must be a lie. Action, and Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 90,862 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
ShadowDiving by dancingonmytoes13 reviews
I would die for her. But I have to live for her, to protect her. Angel will never feel the blows that color my life. My name is Fang. And this is my story. Rated T for violence and language.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 125,141 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Fang, Angel - Complete
When plans go astray by A Happy Coincidence reviews
'Max, I..." He took a step towards me. Before I could even think I sprung at him, pinning him against the back wall, my pocket knife at his neck."Only the Fang I knew gets to call me that...not some ass that looks like him." Not all missions go as planned
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,818 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Fang, Max
Of Sun and Moon by makorrashenanigans reviews
"Don't run away from me," he breathed huskily, his free hand coming up to cup her cheek. "I won't let you. Not this time." "Who says I'm running?" she challenged quietly. Max was it for him. She was his forever. And Fang wasn't going to let her go...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,582 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Max, Fang
I'll take care of you by Kalypsoxxx reviews
Max is Fang's guardian angel. She falls in love with him, which is not allowed. She must keep it a secret from her watcher-Dr.M-, and the elders. A supernatural type story. Better than sounds.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,666 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Max, Fang
Alternate Dimension by It's Fnicking Awesomeness reviews
The Flock somehow travel to an alternate dimension where everyone's personalities are opposite. What happens when the Flock meet their polar opposites? Read to find out!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Complete
Falling by MaxRideGirl14 reviews
Max has accident and loses all her memory, she gets kidnapped by a couple with a big secret. now she has a new identity and a new life as the schools it girl.Will the flock be able to remind her of her life and her love for Fang? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,508 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Max
Muted Candle by WordsUnsaid reviews
Max has had cancer since she was ten. She's 16 now Her friends dropped her once they found out and she stopped talking. When she goes to a new school will she make friends? Will a certain friend make her talk again?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 15,045 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Max, Fang
Scripts for you! by I'm Flying Like An Owl reviews
Your favorite Characters are getting together to read some scripts. third Chapter: Max and Total: BRONIES... Disclaimer: I don;t own anything! R&R Thanks! MErpie
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Max, Iggy
Max & Fang Forever? by Dark Love 17 reviews
When Fang asks Max to marry him, there's a lot to put up with. Wedding planning, Dylan's reaction, some terrifying wedding crashers, and a special night alone with Fang. Please read & review! Story a lot better than summary! Rated T for some reason.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,179 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Max, Fang
Red Velvet by Eidge reviews
His dark eyes once again roamed over her unconscious form, lust and wanting swirling in their depths.'Oh Max' he sighed 'You've no idea how much i've wanted you. No idea how long i've waited'
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,867 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Max, Fang
Linked by a Pen by Blue-Songbirds reviews
Max, a hard nut loner. Fang, your typical popular, hot emo player. So what'll happen when their schools set up a pen-pal program and they get assigned eachother?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 55,170 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Lachrymose by Angelic Syntax reviews
Abused by her step father and bullied at school, Max doesn't know how much she can take. She meets Fang, and life seems to go easier for her. But not for long...longer summery in story. nowings Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 33,849 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Max, Fang
Forbidden by FangGirlForever reviews
Your average story about how Prince Fang and Princess Max fall in love. The only problem is, their cities are enemies. When Fang is kidnapped by Max's city and made a slave, Max falls hard for him. The worst part... A war is brewing between their parent.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,267 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Fang, Max
Something Evil by Midnight1234 reviews
Max turns evil from a shot that got injected into her and now turned on the flock. the flock soon figurs out that The School injected the surem in her. Will The Figure of the serum permanitly take over Max and rule the world?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 16,825 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Max
The Wishing Well by independentwriter-137 reviews
Nothing was the same after one night's tragedy, after which Max headed to New York. Now, 5 years later with no place to go, Max returns to Arizona where she learns to deal with what pushed her away in the first place. Wishing only takes you so far. FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Max, Fang
Walking The Line by GhostNox181 reviews
"They say you should keep your friends close & your enemies closer. I don't think this is what they meant." Forbidden fruit always gleams brightest. But that first bite is addictive & the guards are always watching. Even the best sometimes walk the line.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,148 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Draco M., Max
And I Thought I Was Maximum by Aguilita Cruz reviews
This is set immediately after FANG. Yeah, pretend ANGEL didn't happen. Max flies to her mom for comfort, but what she really got was... well, unexpected. Read and freakin'review, peoples!Rated T for minor cussing. Or major cussing. It depends on my mood.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,578 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Max - Complete
I Hate Wonder Woman by CleCleisCool reviews
Fang is not looking forward to getting a new exchange student, Max. In fact, when Max arrives, Fang hates her even more, because she is being a lil-miss-perfect. But what happens when he learns that perfect isn't so perfect? Better than summary! Plz R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,625 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Fang, Max
Bigger Scars make Better Stories by Detached from reality reviews
Max wants to forget her past, but when she meets Fang, she's pulled once more into a world she tried so hard to leave. Now, Max will have to confront her painful past. But maybe, she wont be alone this time. T for Language and older themes. FAX. no wings
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,297 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Max, Fang
What Were the Odds? by switchfootlover13 reviews
It's the year 2028, and North America, now Antasia, is being controlled by the British noble, Lord Gunther-Hagen. Maximum Martinez must help her sister and mother survive in the broken world. But not before she catches the attention of two princes. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,470 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Max, Fang
Avenging Angels by Avenging Angels reviews
10 years ago they watched her fall. The Great, Indestructible, Invincible, Maximum Ride brought down after the ultimate act. Protecting those she loved most...those she left behind. The Flock disbanded- Full summary inside. Reviews are greatly appreciated
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 81 - Words: 160,046 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Max - Complete
DOUBLE TROUBLE by skywriter26 reviews
Maya likes the new kid Fang so she forces her twin sister Max to get them together but what happens when Max and Fang fall for each other FAX FAX AND YOU GUESSED IT! MORE FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,804 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Fang, Max
Periculum by Young.FOOLS reviews
"The floor's still dirty," he said, smirking as I scrubbed his floor with a teeny, tiny toothbrush. I wanted to smack him. "Of course it's dirty; I'm dirty!" I screeched at him. I was tired, sweaty and completely covered in dirt. "I hate you." AU. Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,498 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Max, Fang
Expiration date by Theanimedude reviews
Her death is as clear as the numbers on her neck. This is one fate Max can't escape.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,411 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Complete
Hello by Dark Shadow In The Night reviews
What if Jeb didn't get the Flock out of The School? What if The School got to them first? Max P.O.V. for the most part. MAJOR FAX in later chapters plus some other pairings. Sorry i suck at summaries and a summary would give away too much of this story.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,954 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Max, Fang
Maximum Raven Riddle by We All Love That Smexy Yaoi reviews
Voldemort finds max as a baby and takes her in. 10 years later she goes to hogwarts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Voldemort, Max
Chips and Voices by the12thcookie reviews
Max doesn't think much of the chip in her arm, but when powers and things taken for granted began to disappear, she realizes there's a lot more to it. Plus, she just might not be the only one being controlled. Action, and Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 83,848 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Fighting by FaNgIsMiNeDaMmIt reviews
Max and Fang a have little fight that doesn't go over well.NO LONGER A ONESHOT
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,586 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Mac and Cheese by independentwriter-137 reviews
The first time Max attempts to cook is disastrous. The scene mentioned by Max in FANG. One-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Maximum Pyrate by xxSurfingDreamsxx reviews
Max is a pirate with her friend Iggy and her sisters Angel and Ella. Fang and Gazzy are British sailors. Nudge is their Captain's wife's servant. When Fang is promoted he is told to track down the dreaded pirate Maximum Ride.What will happen T for safety
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,624 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Max, Fang
Angel of ? by Short-Flame reviews
Then he did something even worse, he pulled out a gun and pointed it at guess who? That's right, me.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,784 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Max, Fang
Am I Really A Monster? by BombSpecialist210 reviews
You guys all might know me as the infamous Maximum Ride that goes out kicking and is always there for her family. But that's true. 'Cause, you see, I can't be there for them, if they don't want me. And that's why, I'm determined that they'll never find out about the fact that I'm the reason why they have nightmares.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,839 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Max
Love of a Lifetime by WipeOut95 reviews
Love lasts a liftime... it's a lesson learned. Max and Fang live in two completely different worlds, but that's why they were meant for each other. That's why they needed each other. That's why perhaps even death... couldn't pull them apart. No wings.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 43,507 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
First Words by MireyaAnthrynzala reviews
For the first time in four years, Max finally speaks to Fang. But it wasn't the words he wanted to hear. No Wings/All-Human. Fax, later. First Fanfic!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Max, Fang
The Light Behind the Dark by RosesAndSmiles reviews
They can't see the beauty. The elegance is lost in their eyes. The grace too soft for their hard souls. That's why I left. Rated T for caution. FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,995 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Max, Fang
Secret emails by Iggys-pyro-tribute-in-the-dark reviews
Max and Fang are partnered as email buddies together for their schools are going to combine. Unwillingly they fall for each other but when they met for real, are they going to feel the same? please R&R I suck at summeries
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Max, Fang
The Expiration Date by LaughingSenselessly reviews
What happens when Max's expiration date shows up? Set after the seventh book! This is my first fanfic! :D R & R guyz! THIS STORY IS NOW COMPLETE! -dance-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,128 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Everlasting Love by Dark Love 17 reviews
Max and Fang One-Shot, but readers want a story. Any ideas? About how true love can last an eternity. Read it and review!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Max, Fang
Hardest thing to do, say I love you by 11Stardust11 reviews
Max just moved into her Aunt's old house. Max and Fang are immediately attracted to each other. But Fang has a secret, he has wings. Will he hide his love for her? Will Max be OK with Wings? Will Fang's dad Jeb see Max as an experiment? Awesome! FAX! R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,828 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Max, Fang
Maximum Ride: My New Life As A Vampire by Kahlan Rahl Amnell reviews
When Maximum Ride is betrayed by the one she used to trusted the most, she is turned over to The School for retirement. Will she cheat death once more or will she finally be out matched by death? No Flames please! R&R! I Do Not Own Twi & Max! R&R R&R R&R
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,547 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011
Twilight Life Songs by Dark Love 17 reviews
My first Fan Fiction, that has great songs that describe Twilight characters. Please read and review, I would love it! Hope you like the songs, and this is just to keep you waiting for my actual first story! Hope you like it! Rated K ! :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Bella
Maximum Hunger by I-sold-my-soul-for-a-cookie reviews
A thousand years ago, Max and the Flock were captured. Now, in the future, the Quarter Quell is about to comence. Rebellions are taking place. And Maximum Ride has been awoken. Fax, Niggy, KatnissxGale.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Max, Katniss E.
Rebels by EvFan5282 reviews
When Max is released from the lab she was kept in all her life, she finds out that she will have to compete in the Hunger Games for District 12 alongside Katniss, Peeta, and one other who will make or break her.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,426 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Max, Katniss E.
If I Wasn't There by Tarlyn reviews
Max, daughter of Voldemort, has trained her whole life for a mission from her father and has hoped for a chance to go to a real school. Her only problem? Her goal is to get the one and only Fang and family and falling in love wasn't part of the plan.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 84,829 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Max - Complete
Mythical Fusion by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Bella is something special. She's known ever since she was 13, though she's never told anyone. What happens when she's sent to Forks and meets another mythical creature, a vampire, Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,513 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 1,281 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 6/1/2007
The Ultimate Faxness by PrepGonePunk95 reviews
Max and Fang realize just how much they love each other. Max's brain attacks make a sudden reappearence while Itex has built a new school, have brought back some wicked strong hybrids and made a clone of someone who hates Max. LOTS OF FAXNESS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 95 - Words: 128,267 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete