Hi! Im Avian. Welcome to my ridiculously long profile! *cue jazz hands*
Some Things 'bout me:
I am a girl. Which is a good thing considering i talk about how hot Fang is 24/7...
My Favorite songs are Love Me Dead, Stereo Hearts , Cupids Choke hold, Set Fire To The Rain, For Whom The Bell Tolls, Jar of Hearts, Flightless Bird American Mouth, Viva La Vida, Bennie And The Jets, Paralyzer, How To Save a Life... And a bunch others.
I Hate People who are always acting like they are better than you.
1) Would you rather be a Lama or a moose??
Lama. I would NOT want to be eaten by a crazy Alaskan person. (No offence meant to any of u guys in Alaska) And lets just face it. Lama's r cooler.
2)Do u believe in Unicorns?
Yes. Don't you???
Justin Beiber: Our least favorite female singer. (pass it on with your name if u agree: Avian-American Gurl,)
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
"That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me, children, for I have attempted this many times before."
"I'm a ninja."
"No you're not."
"Did you see that?
If you have pulled a Max: You have made a snap decision and decided to do it without thinking it through first.
If you have pulled a Fang: You have sneaked up behind someone without them noticing, making it seem like you came out of nowhere.
If you have pulled an Iggy: You have run into an inanimate object without realizing it was there. This could include, poles, wall, doors, tables, etc.
If You have pulled a Nudge: You have chattered endlessly without even realizing it.
If you have pulled a Gazzy: You know who you are...
If You have pulled an Angel: You have said what a person was about to say, almost like you read their mind...
Truthfully, I've done all of these.If you have pulled any of these things, copy and paste it to your profile!
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I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crud up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought your paper would protect you, you buttmuncher."
Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Never do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedics
The tooth fairy teaches kids it's okay to sell body parts.
Backstabbing is fun... the look on your face is priceless
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
I believe 'die bitch' conveys my feelings properly
Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.
"All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies." (TOO FREAKING TRUE!)
Every time a guy ignores me, I know it’s just because he’s a avian-human hybrid and doesn't want to involve me in the crap he is in.
It takes 48 muscles to frown but only 14 to flip some one off.
Your epidermis is showing!
I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.
Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Colin.
Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I am proven horribly wrong.
I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.(Why do all the good jokes have to be so funny, yet so wrong?)
"I do not suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."
You think you're all that and a bag of chips. Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles. So taste my rainbow, bitch.
When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that can't. (Heheh...that's funny.)
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?..
I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again
Sometimes you just have to smile and walk away...hold your tears in and pretend you are okay... Or just slap them in the face, whichever.
The world would be a better place if fictional characters were real.
My life may be a joke, but its nowhere near as funny as your face :P
Boys are like pennies, two faced and worthless.
Nothing is impossible? Ever tried slamming a revolving door? I didn’t think so.
When life gives you lemons throw the in life’s face, they're probably poisoned.
When life gives you lemons, unless they hand you some water and sugar, your lemonades gonna suck.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
If you're doing to criticize someone, first walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Silly human, are you surprised that we lied about having cookies?
I wish I had wings!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk
When in doubt, push random buttons!
You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.
There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, Who the hell drank half of my soda.
My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you at the same time.
When life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at stupid people
I smile because I have no idea what's going on.
I'm not short, I'm fun size.
It's a beautiful day... Now watch some idiot screw it up.
I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence at something that happened yesterday.
"Dogs have owners. Cats have staff"
"I'm not going to call myself the god of vertically challenged people, I'm a dwarf"
"Odd how easily you can forget your hand is on fire"
"Pandas are awesome because they aren't racist. They're black, white, and Asian."
"Fan-Fic: Because sometimes the author screws up, and things need to be fixed."
"In 2012 I won't be freaking out about THE END OF THE WORLD! I'll be too busy freaking out about THE END OF MAXIMUM RIDE!"
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. It makes him P-ed off.
Your One and Only Wish
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
9. If you choose...
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God
I read that and i had to put it on my profile. this story is amazing
This is beautiful! Try not to cry!
She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room.
She said:'How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right?
When can I see him?'
The surgeon said, 'I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it.'
Sally said, 'Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more?
Where were you, God, when my son needed you?'
The surgeon asked, 'Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the
nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university.'
Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good bye to son. She ran
her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. 'Would you like a lock of
his hair?' the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's
hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally.
The mother said, 'It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for
Study. He said it might help somebody else. 'I said no at first, but Jimmy said,
'Mom, I won't be using it after I die Maybe it will help some other little
spend one more day with his Mom.' She went on, 'My Jimmy had a heart of gold.
Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could.'
Sally walked out of Children's Mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending
most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on
the seat beside her in the car.
The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She
carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her
She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room
exactly where he had always kept them. She laid down across his bed and, hugging
his pillow, cried herself to sleep.
It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying beside her on the bed was a
folded letter. The letter said:
I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I
or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say 'I Love You'. I will
always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other
again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely,
that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you
decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys
do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know.
Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and
Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take
a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly.
And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw
Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD! And guess what, Mom?
I got to sit on God's knee and talk to
That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good bye
and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom
God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I
think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to
you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked
Him 'Where was He when I needed him?' 'God said He was in the same place with
me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is
with all His children.
Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To
everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have to
give God His pen back now He needs it to write some more names in the Book of
Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm
Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore The cancer is all gone.
I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to
see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get
me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?
Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.
If you would do this for your parents as well, please copy and paste the story this and add your name to the list: UniqueMelody, Silver Sheilds, darkness wasted, 1shadowfan, tkdprincess96, Annabeth Athena Chase,Kh2 fan13, geegee20, GothicEmoWeirdoVampire, KiraLovesYOU, Avian-American Gurl
copy and paste the message and heart
(Im sure God will still love u even if u don't re-post this. It takes more than a copy and paste on the internet to deny you eternal life in heaven. God loves everyone more than we can ever imagine, so dont feel really guilty if u don't want to re-post this. Avian
Join the dark side, Mwuhahahaha!!
What’s your name?
Why do you want to know!! Are you stalking me?
Im pretty sure I'm a girl
STALKER!!!!!!!! Stop asking personal questions! Gosh...
What’s your birthstone?
uhhhh, a pearl
astro wha huh?
nun yo business.
brown with redish sun steaks and some lighter brown.
chocolate brown like Maximum Ride!
Are you in love?
Are you lying to me?
Do you have an imaginary friend?
No... Shut up George! you'll blow your cover!
Do you want an imaginary friend?
Look to your left. What do you see?
a box of fruity cheerios.
What were you doing at 6:45 this morning?
What was the last thing you yelled?
I LOVE YOU, FANG!
Do you believe in magic?
yes. don't you?
Do you believe in fairies?
now you're being silly.
Who’s your crush?
Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs?
yep. *pops the p*
More than once?
Yes. it was fun.
What did you do when you got to the bottom?
how am i supposed to know?
Type your name with your feet.
avian american gurl
Was that fun?
Run around the house. How do you feel?
dont feel like it
Do you own a credit card?
Do you like to shop?
What’s the last thing you bought?
Do you have any children?
Waaaaaay to young 4 that
Are you married?
to young 4 that too
Who’s your crush?
didnt u ask this already?
What’s your favorite color?
black and purple
Quick! You have to save the world!
Isn't that Max's job?
Someone has a knife to your back.
no they dont
Do you swear?
Do your parents know you swear?
I don't swear...
What is open on your computer?
Who’s the last person you talked to and what did you say?
I dont know
Where are you?
my grandparents house
Look up. Now look back. What did you see?
my grandpa asleep on the couch
What’s the last thing you ate?
What's your personality like?
Silent/ shy sometimes and wild and crazy other times
Who do you have a crush on?
FANG DANGIT ( i dont like cursing)
What was the last thing you thought?
Aww... Fang is so cute... This question person is stupid.
Do you sleep walk?
Do you sleep talk?
I dont know
What’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had?
I was standing on the earth (the earth was like a giant globe in outer space) with my sister and i looked like Pippi Long-stockings, and i fell of the earth and died. (I had another one put it was totally demented, so u wouldn't want to hear about it...)
Say "George Bush". What's the first thing that comes to your mind?
George standing in a bush
You now have a million dollars. What do you do?
What are you eating/drinking right now?
What are you writing RIGHT NOW?
Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?
i dont have a globe ATM
Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say?
What can you hear right now?
Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.
"i love you too."
What happened last time you were typing here on this computer?
Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What’s the first thing you see?
Two more questions… who’s your crush?
Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell?
i dont wanna do dat. cheese is cooler
It's your turn! Copy and Paste this on YOUR profile and take the Pop Quiz! It's Super Fun! (Not really)
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15, Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, my name is paper YAH, Sakurablossom24, Rhianna224, Kisa T. Sohma, Lone-wolf761,charmed4lifekaren, luckyclover18, MysteryTyper123, independantwriter-137, Avian-American Gurl
When life hands you lemons...squirt them in peoples eyes.
15 Ways to Get Kicked Out of WalMart
1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!" and push them behind a shelf
2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.
3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" once the cashier tells you the price
4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"
5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!THEY'RE BACK!!"
6-start a fish stick fight
7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!"
8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!"
9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do
10-slip a bra and a lacey pink thong into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)
11-attempt to fly off a high shelf
12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store
13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line
14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section
15-walk up to empoyees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..
Try Not To Cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
poem about Child Abuse
My name is Lucifer
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is Lucifer
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Now i roam the underworld,
to help those in need.
I may seem evil,
but i'm not.
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry"
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't.
Dear whoever you may be,
Isn't it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends, you look down at the person with black jeans and studs, but smile at the girl wearing a mini with a t-shirt that barely covers anything?
Are you laughing?
Isn't it funny how an emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more s* from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?
I'm not laughing.
It's so funny that you and your friends can make a girl's life h* and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.
HOW YOU CAN CALL A PERSON A POSER? HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOU'RE NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON THEIR WRISTS AND WHY THEY SPEND THEIR LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OF LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS?
Keep on laughing.
Isn't it funny how you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this person's life...
BRAVE ISN'T GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING.
BRAVE IS LIVING, WHEN IT SEEMS THAT SUCH AN EASIER CHOICE WOULD BE TO JUST DIE.
no, you will not die in 7 days
There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished that her dad would come home from the army, because he'd been having problems with his heart and right leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes later), the doorbell rang, and there her Dad was, luggage and all!!
I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been having trouble in my job and on the verge of quitting. I made a simple wish that my boss would get a new job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55 there was an announcement that he was promoted and was leaving for another city. Believe me...this really works!
My name is Ann and I am 45 years of age. I had always been single and had been hoping to get into a nice, loving relationship for many years. While kind of daydreaming (and right after receiving this email) I wished that a quality person would finally come into my life. That was at 9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM a FedEx delivery man came into my office.He was cute, polite and could not stop smiling at me. He started coming back almost everyday (even without packages) and asked me out a week later. We married 6 months later and now have been happily married for 2 years.
What a great email it was!!
Just scroll down to the end, but while you do, think of a wish. Make your wish when you have completed scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true).
Go for it!
Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes.
Now follow this carefully...it can be very rewarding!
If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen.
This is scary!
The phone will ring right after you repost!
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE
Take Time To Read Each Sentence
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of every line. (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, lol!)
You know its 2011 when...
(1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
(2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
(3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or an E-Mail.
(4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
(6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
(7.)You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
(8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
(9.) And you were too busy to notice there was no number 5.
(10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
(11.) & now you're laughing at your unawearness.
Paste this on your profile if it tricked you...You know it did
Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .sSS... ... ..sS... ... ... ... ... ... ... . If you're a girl and you've ever
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I have BLACK friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm a GOTH so I must be a Satanist
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.( I hate it when people just asume that!)
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED