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Joined 08-06-11, id: 3136528, Profile Updated: 08-02-16
Author has written 12 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hello, and thank you for visiting my profile, for what it’s worth here’s a bit about me:

Name: Just use my pen-name please

I write comedy, crack, silliness, daft fight scenes and fluff with the occasional foray into angst. Trying to put the HET in Hetalia (although I do like a bit of Yaoi - I just can't write it...)

Feel free to PM me - I don't bite and I love a good debate!

I don't beta (I worry too much that I might accidentally steal someone else's plot and I'm a bit lazy so I wouldn't want to commit myself) but I will comment/review your story if you ask me to. I don't read much hetalia fanfiction lately as I got so bored of all the abusive Russia fics, but I will read my reviewers/favouriters' stories if I get chance (I'm nosey like that) and I always review if I like it. I also have a secret guilty pleasure for bad Star Wars/LOTR/Harry Potter fanfics but that's another story - maybe there should be a Fanficcers Anonymous?

Gender: Female

Age: Older than you think

Nationality British! (and proud)

Acknowledgements: My avatar was drawn by Tamaratuca - it shows Russia and fem Latvia during the 1944 Baltic Offensive as a reference to my fanfic The Baltics Secrets - here's her deviantart link - - brilliant - real talent. Please check out her other art. She also drew this - inspired by Chapter 26 of the same story. She also drew this - - inspired by chapters 5 and 6 of A Day in the Life - where Russia is doodling his 'beloved' - fem Latvia.

A Day in the Life is now being translated into German (so now I'm an idiot in two languages!!)

Thank you to Chazca for her awesome translating skills.

Favourite Books: Harry Potter series, Skulduggery Pleasant series, any history books (how geeky eh?), Game of Thrones series, Dracula, Artemis Fowl too many mention - all the teenage stuff even though I'm past my teenage years (I think sometimes they are better written - teenagers are more discerning than adults), but will read just about anything (apart from slushy romance)

Favourite TV shows: Battlestar Galactica, Twin Peaks, Star Trek, Friends, Two and a Half Men, Buffy, Angel, BBC Horrible Histories, 24, Doctor Who.

Favourite Anime/Manga: Axis Powers Hetalia, Deathnote, Black Butler

Fave characters to actually write for (and my emphasis on my interpretation of them)

England - I find him the easiest to write a scene/dialogue for (probably because I can relate to him). Sarcastic, deluded, irritable with everyone and himself, cannot handle his drink (very much like canon but perhaps I write him a bit softer). I adore his swearing and perhaps I use that too much... but hey that's how English people speak.

Russia - his character has such depth and he's so unpredictable he's a joy to write for because you could literally have him reacting any way you like in a scene and it would make sense (just about). I think he's like a big kid, awkward, clumsy, doesn't know his own strength. Strength and power to him means he won't be invaded again and he thinks in his own little head if everyone is 'one with Russia' there'll be no more wars. I also reckon he has so many mental problems from the wars and bloodshed that he has memory problems, concentration lapses. But this doesn't mean he's a pushover and when he gets angry he's unstoppable.

France - there's so much crack potential especially with his dialogue - I think he can be such a bitch, but a clever bitch. When he tries to seduce someone he does love that person at that time, and for every 'no' he gets, he gets at least three 'yeses'. In my head canon he literally wants to spread love around the world/Nations so that there is no more fighting (which actually seems logical - until you realise his definition of love)

Poland - not just a cross-dresser/gay, a clever, quite hard as nails character when he wants to be. If you think about the history of Poland and what this character has been through, it's no wonder he's unafraid of Russia - Russia's threats would just bounce off him. In my head canon he cross-dresses as a way of expressing himself and also to keep himself out of trouble - Russia and the other male nations wouldn't hit a woman - hence Poland can get away with his barbs at 'Braginski' and other nations simply by wearing a mini-skirt.

Denmark - it wasn't until I wrote Baltics Secrets that I really got to like this character - well my interpretation of Denmark that is. He's like the annoying older brother but is totally oblivious that his actions annoy other people (especially Norway who I write as being akin to his carer).

The Baltics - I've tried to make them more ballsy and certainly not the little 'yes, no, three bags-full' that most writers portray them. I reckon if you've survived 40 plus years (over a hundred in the case of Lithuania) living with Russia, you've got to have balls of steel. You'd also find some way of dealing with him - psychologically, physically, mentally. In my head-canon they are wary of Russia (who wouldn't be?) but not to the extent that they're trembling when he enters the room. I also reckon they've gotten quite fond of him - in the way you would if you lived with a large bear. Sorry guys though, I don't subscribe to Russia abusing Baltics - particularly Lithuania who was a superpower along with Poland in the Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth. We're talking about someone who beat Prussia, held Moscow for a few months and also beat Sweden. He ain't no frail little flower. In my stories they pull the wool over Russia's eyes quite a bit and it's Lithuania who runs that household (although Russia thinks he does).

Ukraine - I think Ukraine is a clever woman. Her crying and spaciness is a ruse to get out of things. Also I reckon she uses her womanly assets to get what she wants out of the male Nations. Her 'weapons' if you like. I also think she's one of the few people who can stop Russia in his tracks - she's his older sister, has practically brought him up, gave him his scarf - in exchange for a huge slice of land - I don't think she's some innocent, weak cry-baby and she probably has lots of embarrassing stories about Russia when he was a toddler...

Belarus - my interpretation is that she wants to become 'one' with her big brother because in her head he'll protect her from invaders. If you look at the history of the country, she's been under the dominion of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth and Germany (in both world wars). But she's also bat-shit crazy. But I write her as having a softer side - when she's not totally deranged and in 'marry me' mode - nobody could keep that up for long.

Austria/Hungary - I write the former as a crotchety older Nation who's bad-tempered, mean and really can't be bothered with the other Nations' idiocy most of the time. Hungary I reckon is probably the toughest character (as Himaruya said) in the whole series. Even Russia thinks twice about tackling her. I like to think of them both as a kind of divorced couple - who had to divorce for political reasons, so still quite close, still in love (but wouldn't admit it to each other), quite bitter after all they've been through, sometimes stinging towards each other (particularly Hungary about Austria) but woe betide anyone who attacks either of them and they'll face the wrath of the other.

Prussia - just awesomeness personified - he thinks. I'm sorry guys but I don't get the Rus-Pru pairings. He hates Russia so much he pukes blood if Ivan so much as touches him. And the feeling is mutual. What is he? East Germany? Kaliningrad? (two different things, people). Who knows. I don't think he cares any more. In my stories his reasons for living are pranking Austria/Russia/England, bedding as many women as he can and drinking beer. End of.

Well, those are my head canons - and they won't tally with other people's - or indeed Hiimaruya's. So don't bother flaming (or flamming!) cos I'll just laugh hysterically.

Like most writers, I adore reviews - they're my bread and butter and although I can tell how many hits/visitors each story has had, reviews give me the spur to keep writing. PMs/Faves and Alerts etc are also treasured - it just means someone out there is reading... And I always review if I've liked someone else's story.

Likes: Chocolate, coffee, cake, alcohol, fluffy animals, Youtube videos (the dafter the better), reading.

Dislikes: Sexism, racism, ageism, homophobia, cruelty to animals and small children (all these things make me very very angry and I'm not very nice when I'm angry), bananas, liquorice, getting into a fanfiction story and it doesn't get completed and you're left hanging, bad drivers, people who say 'Oh My God' every five minutes, food shopping... my list could go on and on.


My Complete Stories:

The Baltics Secrets -COMPLETE! Fluffy anti rapetruck!Russia fic starring just about every Hetalia character. Loads of sillness, fluff, random swearing, violence, cross-dressing and drunkenness - all the product of a deranged mind. And it was only supposed to be a short story...

Fan art of my stories (I'm so honoured that someone took the time to draw Russia and fem Latvia) - please check them out:

Tamaratuca has drawn a fantastic line drawing of Russia and fem!Latvia - - brilliant - real talent. I wish I could draw (sigh). She also drew this - - wonderful line drawing of Russia x Latvia inspired by Chapter 26. Please check out the rest of her artwork, she's really good.

Also a reviewer called Ano asked if I would like them to do a drawing of the Nation's children from Chap 32 Epilogue of Baltics Secrets. I would be deeply honoured and would love to see it. When it's done I'll put a link on here (if that's okay with them.)

Revelations - COMPLETE! Sequel to Baltics Secrets. All the usual crack pairings (Belarus x England, Russia x femLatvia, Austria x Hungary, America x Belgium etc) and some serious drama (kind of), some angst (darker than my usual fics), car chases, a dash across Europe and some surprising alliances. A secret that if revealed could change the Nations' lives forever. Can the Nations stop it? Or will love and amnesia get in the way. Again, hetero ‘most’ of the way... (apart from PolxLiet, Francexanyone). Jog along if you’re looking for Russia raping Baltics/hard-core yaoi...

Secret Diary of Arthur Kirkland - COMPLETE. A mad cross between Secret Diary of Adrian Mole/Bridget Jones Diary and James Bond - but perhaps without James Bond. Incorporates multiple pairings and lots of fluff. A bit of a departure into first person writing for me. If anyone can guess the reference to Diane, please PM me - I will be awesomely impressed if you guessed correctly where I got 'Diane' from. *Edit* - the idea of 'Diane' as the name Arthur refers to in his dictaphone is stolen from Twin Peaks (Agent Cooper talks to 'Diane' in the same way in the series).

A Winter Night - COMPLETE. RussxFemLatvia fluff - the night they first meet - (anyone who doesn't understand what I mean it's a side chapter to Baltic Secrets - Winter Nights to be exact - the full uncensored version). And although its got a sex scene in there I’ve kept it realistic so anyone hoping for raunchy no-holds bar romantic sex had better jog along (hey this was war). I also had to shove humour in there...

An Awesome Christmas - COMPLETE! While Santa/Finland and Sweden are out delivering presents, the task of cooking Christmas dinner is left to Denmark and Prussia. What can possibly go wrong? Lots... various guest stars including Russia, Latvia, Lithuania, England, France, America, Austria, Sealand, Norway and... some trolls. A Christmassy sequel/addition to Baltics Secrets/Revelations.

White Wedding - COMPLETE - Sequel to Revelations. A wedding... the premise being: why is England naked, gagged and in a large box in the back of a Royal Mail van driven by Russia dressed as a postman? Why are the female nations all eating custard and chips? Why is Romano sneaking the Mafia into the back of a church? Why is Denmark dressed in priest's robes? So many questions so little time... the clock is ticking.

Amnesia - COMPLETE! What happens when all the Nations have their memories wiped and are relocated to the small English village of Little Snoring-by-the-Sea? Who does what and how can they regain their memories and their lives?

The Vanishing - COMPLETE!. A conference in a spooky Scottish castle goes wrong when the Nations start to disappear one by one. A silly whodunnit. Who or what is kidnapping the Nations? Can England discover the culprit before they all disappear?

Where Idiots Dare - COMPLETE! A pastiche of 'Where Eagles Dare' with apologies to Alistair MacLean. It's WWII and a band of brave Allied Special Forces soldiers go deep behind enemy lines to rescue a double agent before they can divulge Allied plans. Dastardly villains and derring-do abound. Starring America, Russia, Britain and others...

Ongoing stories/Works in progress:

A Day in the Life - Prequel to Baltics Secrets. What's it really like living in Soviet Russia's house? Abuse, torture and bullying? Or leaky roofs, lost kittens, floral curtains and random parties? Fem Latvia has to keep her secret and stay one step ahead of her boss. Anime/manga episodes from a different perspective. Lots of canon and non-canon stuff.

Now in German:

Translated by the very talented Chazca.

Thousand Years of Dude Den - writing at the moment - everyone's heard of Prussia's journals, but not many people have had the dubious honour of reading the diaries of the King of Northern Europe. Follow our favourite Viking through history as he recounts his most awesome moments. A cast of thousands... well, okay then, dozens. Guest stars including Russia, the Baltics, Sweden, Finland, Norway, Iceland, England, Austria, Prussia and others.

Driving Lessons: France has never passed his driving test and needs England's help in doing so. He promises to help England with his love life if England will teach him to drive. Chaos, crack and silliness ensues. One chapter is a driving "lesson", the next a date. Expect many of the Nations to guest star and turn up or simply gatecrash.

Possible Future Stories:

Cirque du Hetalia - possible future story a cross between Cirque de Soleil and Hetalia - all your favourite characters in the Greatest (ahem) Show on Earth.

Interview with a Nation - possible future story - The Nation's secret is revealed, an investigative journalist interviews each of the Nations. What will they say about their fellow Nations? Will Denmark stay sober long enough? Will England keep from swearing for a whole interview? How do the Nations cope now their secrets are revealed? Does anyone care?

My advice to other fanfiction writers? Write the story you would like to read.

Please take a look at my favourite authors list - all excellent writers - far better than I will ever be.

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Meet the Skywalkers by frodogenic reviews
Set in the same AU as Lord Vader's Limpet and Driving Lord Vader. Newly returned from the Unknown Regions with Darth Vader, Admiral Piett doesn't expect much of a welcome from the New Republic. And not in a million lifetimes would he have predicted that their very first guest would be Luke Skywalker. After all, Vader is still his mortal enemy...right?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,007 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 4/9
Whyntir's Character Dissections: Hetalia series by Whyntir reviews
Hetalia is filled with truck-loads of adorkable, silly characters who represent o0ur countries in the real world. However, since Himaruya gave quite a few of them human names, was there some meaning behind that? What are these characters REALLY like?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,445 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 6/16/2010
Knights of a crooked table by Pandoala reviews
Fantasy AU. Atempt at humor. Series of extremly loosely tied togheter stories about the adventures and misshaps of our beloved Hetalia knights. Like how knight Arthur has a bad day, the reson why everyone is confused on knight Yao s gender and when the nordic robbers ended up babysitting. Will be updated when inspiration hits. Don t expect to much.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 12/1/2015
Spellbound by ShrapnelGirl reviews
Iceland is cursed by an elven queen and now turns into his evil other self every full moon. But things are not that simple and soon it's a race against time that could affect Iceland's life forever - and trigger the end of the world. Dark!Iceland, Human!Puffin, Nordic Eight (!) and an unorthodox portrayal of normal-Iceland from the eyes of an actual Icelander. More info inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,624 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Iceland
Let The Battles Begin! by AEonVicious reviews
Learning to speak Russian? Pft... How hard could that be?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 62,670 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 5/7/2015 - Published: 8/6/2010 - America, Russia
The Missing Link Series - Part 1: Colonisation by OzzyJ reviews
An angst filled New Caprican romance with a sprinkling of mystery and malice. Final chapter is now up!
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,282 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 10/9/2011 - W. Adama, L. Roslin - Complete
Hetalia Random One-shots by Yami-no-Oujo reviews
A bunch of random,crazy, probably crappy one-shots that my friends and I shall write. I may also add some of our country OCs in just for the fun of it and I will be taking all kinds of request, let's just keep this thing rated T am I right? Only slight yaoi couples/hinted pairings fo the ones that I approve. Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - America, Canada
My Faraway Friend by BarracudaHeart reviews
Russia and Liechtenstein exchange messages, slowly breaking away from formalities, and embracing their inner dorks together.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Liechtenstein, Russia - Complete
And Baby Makes Three! by IRuleEverything101 reviews
Russia's been spending a lot of time at America's house lately. She wonders why before being told about the baby- Wait BABY?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,860 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 6/15/2010 - America, Russia
Peer Into my World by BarracudaHeart reviews
An aspiring filmmaker and orphan, 14 year old Raivis keeps to himself, believing nobody will ever understand him and his work. He is soon adopted by Ivan, a kind but mysterious man. Ivan is hiding secrets from him, and Raivis is determined to understand them. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 65,562 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Latvia, Russia - Complete
Catch Perfect by George deValier reviews
AU. When Berwald loses everything he is forced to move into a share house with an insane Dane, a sociopathic Norwegian, an unfathomable Icelander and a perfect Finn who makes it all worth putting up with.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,415 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 1,732 - Follows: 1,821 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Sweden, Finland
A Painted Heart by Skitzen reviews
Russia is scary, cold, and uncaring... Or at least that's what everyone told the Latvian to believe, but was he really? Boy Love. Don't like don't read :P. I would love reviews though, no flaming! Rating may change. May be lemon in later chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,329 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Russia, Latvia
discovered by Ita-chan18 reviews
She briefly closed her eyes, feeling the hot water run down her skin. She was the only one in the room, she had intentionally planned it. For at least six months now, Felicia had been going under the name Feliciano, fighting alongside men, and risking her life in battle. She thought she could pass, with the ends of her reddish- brownish hair lying at the ends of her earlobes, as o
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
100 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Middleearth by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Everything you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Middle-earth...yet the Fellowship and friends are going to do it all anyways. After all, where's the fun in war without a little chaos? Oh dear...It looks like Sauron will have a lot on his plate.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,819 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Aragorn, Sauron - Complete
Latvia's Shaky Letters by shadowraven45662 reviews
Latvia is accepting letters from everyone! Send in your letters! Yaoi if you want and please keep it T rated!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 586 - Words: 93,945 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Latvia
My Total Conquest of Pretty Boy by Shizuka Aralia reviews
So my life totally sucked just then. Like seriously it did. But then this random guy named Toris like totally tripped on my foot. LietXPoland AU M for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,932 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Poland, Lithuania
All's Fair in Love and Betting by TakumaAngel reviews
As her temporary body guard, Snape must follow Hermione wherever she goes, including to the fair. Two hundred galleons says she can get him on at least one ride. Can she manage to win the bet before he Kedevra's her first? Lol!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,524 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Hetalia, A New Story by BlackTwilightRose reviews
The year is 2012 and America has a new president. But when Alfred holds a party to celebrate, disaster strikes and feelings are developed. Who is the new president and V.P? Will the tension cause WW3? Why the hell aren't you reading the story yet!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 43,366 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 12/20/2010
Ivan's Diary by vengefulcat reviews
Ivan's guidance counsellor forces him to keep a diary for a month... But a lot changes in a month, right? Rated for implied situations and mild language. Set in an AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,609 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Russia
Mihael Keehl's Incredibly No Good, Very Bad Year by xElementFivex reviews
Mello's diary. His thoughts on everything from Near's undying hatred to Matt's potential case of rabies. Life isn't any easier just because you're a hot, leather wearing genius.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,489 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Mello
Ice cracks by Ankhasia Riddle reviews
Russia finds out what the nations think he does to the Baltics. He doesn't kill them, no. He is very upset, and Latvia feels guilty for not saying something sooner. RussLat. T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Russia, Latvia - Complete
Two Sides To Every Story by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
Prequel to "Questions". Prussia and Russia both keep diaries, each showing a very different view of the situation. Rated for extremely dark humour and references to rape. Kind of a parody of most Iron Curtain-era fics with these two.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Prussia, Russia
Belabour by Talibra reviews
The first morning of Belarus as an independent nation. Drabble, oneshot. Warning for mild swearing & sexual references.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Belarus - Complete
Questions by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
Kinkmeme deanon. Russia just wants to find out what this mysterious "sex" thing is, but nobody seems to want to tell him. Warnings for discussion of sex, obviously, and some dark humour.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,961 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Russia - Complete
I am Iceland by ShrapnelGirl reviews
Oneshot. Iceland enjoys the first day of spring and thinks back to his settlement and first time meeting Norway. Includes settlers that arrived before Ingólfur Arnarsson, the acclaimed "finder" of Iceland.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Iceland, Norway - Complete
Dark Paradise by Ankhasia Riddle reviews
Lithuania never forgot it. WARNING! THIS IS A WARNING!: Character death. Guess who? Yes, that's right, Russia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Lithuania, Russia - Complete
Breaking by Pit Viper of Doom reviews
It hurts more than he can possibly say. But America he has not come this far to break now.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,991 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/4/2012 - America - Complete
Friendly Picnic by rubyredroses1 reviews
Hungary longs to see her love Austria. Prussia & his younger sister Berlin, long to be reunited with Germany. To do that, they have to break through the Iron Curtain. Austria, Hungary, Prussia & Berlin must learn to work together. Co written with Stsenna.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,462 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Austria, Hungary - Complete
Matvey by Bleedred reviews
Canada makes cocoa for Russia and himself. Requested by DarkSeraphim04 on LJ for the 2011 HetaChallenge Advent Challenge.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Radio by Bleedred reviews
Russia tries to radio Germany after a surprise attack in 1941. Part of a writing challenge.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Germany, Russia - Complete
Harry Potter and Friends Read My Immortal by InuyashaFanGirl555 reviews
Harry,Ron,Hermione,Draco,McGonagall,Dumbledor,Snape,Sirius,Voldemort, and Dobby read the notorious "My Immortal" by Tara Gilespie. Rated T for language. Be warned: "My Immortal" is so terrible, you might die. Read with caution.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,420 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011
APH Gakuen Rochu: Taming the Polar Bear by haraguro-tan reviews
In Hetalia Gakuen, Ivan, a notorious school bully, meets & falls in love with Yao, a student councilor who resolves to tame him of his bullying ways. Hilarity, chaos & fluff ensue as Yao braves Ivan's romantic but perverted pursuit to take him into hand.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 77,735 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Russia, China
The Wingman by BarracudaHeart reviews
Russia self appoints himself as the secret wingman of Prussia and Hungary's date, much to the Prussian's irritation. Rated K for singing Baltics It's a musical! , Prussia's mouth, and Ivan's meddling. PruHun, Bert/Ernie lol not really
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,799 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
Orange by Satan's Sweeties reviews
Orange: a secondary color created by mixing the primary colors red and yellow. Collection of Mello/Matt stories; as such, it will contain shounen-ai/yaoi, strong language, and general awesomeness-it's Mello and Matt, awesomeness in its purest form.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 81 - Words: 63,986 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Mello, Matt
Two Dates, One Car by Bleedred reviews
Written as a request for Sirvalkyrie on LJ for the HetaChallenge 2011 Advent Challenge. Russia and Canada need to occupy their siblings so they can go on their respective dates.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Russia, Vietnam - Complete
Break My Solitude by Sanity's Reject reviews
I hate being alone. Am I really so repulsive that no one wants to come near me? Am I that horrible? All I've ever wanted is a friend. Someone to hold me. Someone to save me. Oneshot, Russia's POV.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Russia - Complete
A Russian Christmas by vengefulcat reviews
Russia reminisces about Christmases during the Soviet Union. Rated for angst. NO BALTIC ABUSE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Russia, Lithuania - Complete
Snow and Sunflowers by BloodsuckerHater reviews
Russia in the snow... but... what is this? Sunflowers? A little fluff piece for Russia, One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Russia - Complete
A Little Bit by Centerville's Very Own Latvia reviews
Based on one-shot, A Little Bit by Crystal Kira. Everyone thought Russia was crazy. Maybe they are right. So then why would one person care enough to help him when he wishes for just a little bit of warmth, sunflowers, etc? RussiaxLatvia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,071 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Russia, Latvia
A Cold Night by PJTL156 reviews
It's a cold night at Germany's house. He can't seem to stop thinking, and it's mostly about Italy. He turns and a certain brunette is lying next to him. When the sleeping Italy's hand meets Germany's arm he feels a spark. What will he do? Strong T, or M.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
a haunting in London by bittercritic reviews
Just because Marianne is dead doesn't mean she's alright with some ridiculous Englishman moving into her flat. Human AU. UK/fem!France.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/23/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
ELIZAVETA HEDERVARY: User Guide and Manual by Vanechka reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased your very own ELIZAVETA HEDERVARY Unit. We, the makers, have written this manual so that you, the owner, may avoid near fatal encounters with frying pans...LolliDictator style
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Hungary - Complete
NATALYA ARLOVSKAYA: User Guide and Manual by Vanechka reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased your very own NATALYA ARLOVSKAYA Unit. We have written this manual for you, the owner, to ensure that you will be able to avoid painful brushes with death...LolliDictator style
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Belarus - Complete
RODERICH EDELSTEIN: User Guide and Manual by Vanechka reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased your very own RODERICH EDELSTEIN Unit. This manual was written in order to allow you, the owner, to unlock your unit's full potentials... LolliDictator style
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Austria - Complete
RAIVIS GALANTE: User Guide and Manual by SaranWrappedDaughter reviews
Congratulations! You've recieved your very own RAIVIS GALANTE! This manual will show you how to get the best out of your new unit! Enclosed are tips, instructions, an FAQ, and of course Q&A. T for paranoia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 35 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Latvia
A Real Vampire by Bri Nara reviews
Just before a Halloween party in a abandoned manor, America calls Romania out on his vampire costume. Saying it didn't look 'real'. Now Romania plans to show America exactly what a real vampire look like... Crack, Vampire!Romania, multi-shot special.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 9/30/2011 - America, Romania - Complete
Marriage Contract by citrine sunflower reviews
Alice F.Jones expected to receive her renewal of her employment contract but her demon boss aka Ivan Braginski gave her marriage contract.Their life will be changed forever due to her decision.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 9/27/2011 - America, Russia
Halloween Bloodbath 2011 by Valkryie Cullen reviews
Halloween is quickly approaching, but an evil foe is turning countries into vampires. And not the pleasant kind of vampires. What can be done to stop it?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,394 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Complete
If Bella Were Sane by The One Called Demetra reviews
The events of Twilight, had Bella been the only sane woman in the Twilight universe. Diarystyle. T because normal teenagers don't say 'Holy crow' when they swear.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cherry Blossoms In The Snow by rinincali reviews
This is the story of what happens when Ivan & Chun-yan attempt to keep their relationship secret with WWII looming on the horizon. What will Ivan do when Chunyan is brutaly attacked by Kiku and he can't save her due to political restraints? M For violence
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,385 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Russia, China - Complete
Ilyich by BarracudaHeart reviews
Russia is hiding the sad secret that he is slowly dying, and with only so much time left, tries to make it mean something for him and everyone else. Implied pairings of Russia/Liet and past RoChu. Originally named "Do Sunflowers Weep for Cold Children?"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,749 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Russia - Complete
Those Stupid Units by ninjakat405 reviews
What happens when a country is accidentally shipped to someone's house and not the unit? How will they ever get back?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,246 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Russia, Latvia - Complete
Frigid Heart by WhiteKitsuneKnight reviews
His parents were dead. His brother couldn't raise him. And now he had to live with his brother's friend in Russia. So he'd lock himself in his room, knowing that no one heard his cries, and no one would care if they did. AU, Possible OOC Ivan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Latvia, Russia - Complete
100 Things Norway Is Not Allowed To Do by jimmynovakuumcleaner reviews
Exactly what it says in the title! Contains a bit of DenNor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Norway - Complete
Tags by Bleedred reviews
Prussia is given a collar to wear as a sign of ownership. Based on historical documentation, bibliography and footnotes given. Originally written for a gift. Rated T for language and implications of sex. Further warnings at the top of the document.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,470 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
Hungary's Guide to Successful Original Characters by Satan's Sweeties reviews
If your characters have been labeled Mary-Sues and you don't know why, or you just want to avoid making one in the first place, step inside for some hot chocolate, a cookie, and advice from none other than me, the ultimate fangirl – Hungary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,547 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Hungary
One in the Same by Kaiyojin Kobayashi reviews
Elizaveta treated Roderich and his music as separate entities; for how could a sound so beautiful come from someone so cold? Are the two of them really so different? What line defines differences, anyway? Mostly AU, but with historical references. 'T'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,482 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Austria, Hungary
In a Word: Epic by Anon Fishy-chan reviews
Hungary gives Estonia an interesting proposal at a World Meeting, and one week to decide if he accepts it or not. One week which is going to be the craziest week of his life. Told in the form of Estonia's blog posts.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,480 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Estonia - Complete
Finding Fanfiction by The Winter Wizard reviews
How would various Lord of the Rings characters react to finding fanfiction - or rather different pairings in the romance genre? R&R to find out! Pairings accepted.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Aragorn, Arwen U.
How Not to Write Hetalia Fanfiction by sajere1 reviews
Parodyfic. Look at your fanfiction. Now back to this one. Now back to yours. Now back to this one. If they're anything alike, go take a writing class right now. In which Sajere1 explores equally terrible ways to write a USUK short.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/16/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Spam Wars by ChaosCarlos reviews
Darth Vader has a problem, his PA is sick and now he has to go where no Dark Lord has gone before...he has to sort his own mail.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Darth Vader - Complete
Interview With The Allies by angelinthesky-121 reviews
A Short interview with The Allies During WW2.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Complete
Diary of the Trials and Tribulations of Saruman by Hilary Thomson reviews
A chronicle of Saruman's progression into evil, from the original diary. Parody and Humor.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Gandalf, Radagast, Gollum - Complete
I Can Never by gossamer - glass reviews
Rules for what the countries are not allowed to do. Rated T for swearing, sexual innuendo, and violence. First three chapters are the Bad Touch Trio.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 12,491 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Complete
Wintergarden by Taras V reviews
What follow are fragments. Happy things, sometimes. Various Russia/Lithuania drabble, spanning many years and many different stages of their relationship. Non Chronological.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 13,723 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Lithuania, Russia
Time by Okami Tabor reviews
Time has been both kind and cruel to Russia…but will she finally give him what he always wanted?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Russia, Lithuania - Complete
Driving Lord Vader by frodogenic reviews
AU humor longshot. Companion piece to Lord Vader's Limpet. Sixteen-year-old Anakin Solo is on the manly quest for a space license, but the only person who can take him to the Department of Space Transportation is...his grandfather.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,289 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 79 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Darth Vader, Anakin Solo - Complete
The Last Post by psi-aura reviews
They all have places to put things to forget. America has his storage room. Arthur... has his wardrobe. And after recalling his darkest day, he realizes that he can't go on forgetting. Oneshot. I do not own anything.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2011 - England/Britain, Belgium - Complete
How to Become a Successful Nation by Satan's Sweeties reviews
When someone's nice enough to send you a list of things to help you out in life, you should probably read it and follow it. Unless you're America, of course; then you completely disregard it. Crack. Historical. Drunk!US/Canada, implied GerIta and Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,604 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2011 - America - Complete
England's Survival Guide for Zombie Apocalypse by frikadeller reviews
It a zombie apocalypse. What would you do if you're England? A continuation from "Nordics' Survival Guide for Zombie Apocalypse". Drabblefic, brief mention of FrUK, T for language and France.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/24/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
Mello's NUMBER ONE Guide to Writing Fanfiction by Satan's Sweeties reviews
I am Mello. I will be your friendly neighborhood narrator-slash-basher-slash-bastard during your little trip into the realms of writing Death Note fanfictions and such. Learn about grammar, OOC-ness, Mary-Sues, the dark recesses of shipping, and more.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,577 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Mello - Complete
Nordics Survival Guide for Zombie Apocalypse by frikadeller reviews
De-anon from the kink meme. It's zombie apocalypse time in the Northern Europe, and the Nordic 5 plus Sealand had to stay alive while being cooped up in an IKEA store. No pairing, T for violence, drabble fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Sweden, Denmark - Complete
The Grocery Store by MoonlightNinja55 reviews
All England wanted to do was take a simple trip to the grocery store and get some tea. Was that so much to ask? WAS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK? Apparently so.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,382 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Complete
A Certain Fondness by ThisIsMyCliche reviews
A drabble pertaining to non-romantic Russia/Liechtenstein.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Russia, Liechtenstein
ALFRED F JONES: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased an ALFRED F. JONES unit! We have provided this manual in order to ensure that you, the owner, get the very best that your unit has to offer...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/11/2010 - America - Complete
The Owner's Guide to the Baltic State Units by The Duchess of Cheese reviews
Based off of LolliDictator's Guides, and as an apology for disappearing for so long. First up: Estonia!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Estonia
That Evil Little Sexy Pants by narbiglarb reviews
You know Voldy? Yeah. Bellatrix likes him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
How 2 B a ttly awsum fanfikshun riter by The One Called Demetra reviews
In which Demetra instructs the world in the mystical way of the fanfic. Parody
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,147 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete
Do You Know? by LittleBlueNayru reviews
Of course you don't.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2010 - America, England/Britain
Matt's Thoughts by Satan's Sweeties reviews
Matt's dead, in heaven, and bored out of his freaking mind. With Mello off gallivanting somewhere, he decides to just write out his thoughts on who and what had happened since the day Light picked up the Death Note. Humor, small Mello/Matt, crack-ish
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Matt - Complete
Buttsex: The Musical by hetaliareference reviews
America comes up with a cliche game to fill the time. Who will last in an hour of extreme sexual awkwardness! Spoiler: There is really awful sex at the end. US/UK, France/Prussia, Spain/Romano, Sweden/Finland, Germany/Italy, Russia/Liet.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Complete
Dear Catherine by DreamALltHopeALlt reviews
Ivan writes one last letter to his deceased ruler, Catherine the Great, at the end of 1991.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Russia - Complete
Shades of Love by ToastWeaselofDOOM reviews
Fiveshot. Rated M for implied sexual/sensitive content in later chapters. Historical content. Mild changing of POVs. - - A look into the marriage and ensuing friendship of Roderich "Austria" Edelstein and Elizabeta "Hungary" Héderváry. Austria/Hungary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,865 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Austria, Hungary - Complete
My Imagination by me malum reviews
A rountine molestation, or something more? Fem!UK/France
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/17/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Forced Wedding by Crius reviews
After being forced to marry the Emperor's prime enforcer, Darth Vader, what will happen when ex-Senator Amidala discovers the truth of the man behind the monster?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,602 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Darth Vader, Padmé Amidala
A Switch by Nook'n'Cranny reviews
After a misunderstanding with his friend Feliks, Toris wakes up to find a very odd change about him. It seems that Ivan is the first to take notice. Mainly:Rus/Liet
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,347 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Russia, Poland, Lithuania - Complete
Interview with two vampires by E. Lovett reviews
Edward and Alucard are invited in "The Late Vampire Show". But there will be blood, we all now that, when Alucard starts mocking him and fangirls take part. Major TWILIGHT BASHING, rated T for language. Please R&R.
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Alucard, Edward - Complete
Revelation by La Mademoiselle reviews
Fem!Norway can't hide her gender from Denmark forever, especially since she's growing up. DenFem!Nor, human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Symptoms of Insanity by But Friends Make Secrets reviews
The Marauders make a list. Nuff said. Read the title . Marauders era. It's sorta friendship, humor, general, with some other genres in there too. PLEASE R&R! NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 75,930 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Fish and Vodka by PoisnousPixie reviews
The next step, is for us to become one. Warning: Crack pairing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Seychelles, Russia - Complete
Lord Vader's Limpet by frodogenic reviews
Several years post ROTJ, Lord Vader finds himself with a new role to fill-Grandpa. Extremely AU. If you've ever wanted to see Vader vs. Toddler, this is your story. : Humorous longshot. Cover courtesy of LV Writers image library.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,110 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Darth Vader, Ben Skywalker - Complete
RESUME FOR Vader, Lord Darth by frodogenic reviews
Experienced Sith Lord seeking full-time employment in the field of total galactic domination.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Darth Vader - Complete
ARTHUR KIRKLAND: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just invested in an ARTHUR KIRKLAND unit. We've provided this manual to ensure that you, the owner, unlock your unit's full potentials...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/10/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
Reflections in the Water by Josephine Falnor reviews
This was what it meant to love Russia. The constant pain was something she had grown used to over time, but despite expecting it, it was still physically and emotionally draining." Fem!China. No historical accuracy whatsoever.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2010 - China, Russia - Complete
IVAN BRAGINSKI: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased an IVAN BRAGINSKI unit. This manual has been provided to ensure that you, the owner, unlock your unit's full potentials...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Russia - Complete
Uses for Ivan's coat by LongliveA.Monk reviews
Peter and Raivis discover fun uses for Ivan's giant coat. Cuteness galore.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Latvia, Sealand - Complete
Severus and Hermione FanFiction Cliches by ThunderSpeak reviews
We've all seen them. The Severus/Hermione pairings that use the same plots and ideas OVER and over again. A list of short stories to represent said cliches. Disclaimer; I love this pairing! No flames!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Of Rue and Powdersugar by didyouknowanon reviews
."Maybe she mistook us for a family." The Litbel republic, through time and trial and heartbreak. Lithuania thinks about almost-brothers and almost-wives and almost-brothers-in-law in a family drama that plays out behind the Iron Curtain.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Lithuania, Belarus - Complete
The Break Room by The One Called Demetra reviews
Life in the Between Book Break Room has never been easy. Upon receiving a copy of Breaking Dawn, the Twilight characters are less than happy. Revamped as of 8.26.09.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Complete
A Dangerous Game by Domomomo reviews
Do you know how we keep warm in Russia? Russia/Latvia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Latvia, Russia - Complete
Blade by soavezefiretto reviews
I love him. Frak. What am I going to do now? - Stream-of-consciousness Laura POV, set during Unfinished Business.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/17/2009 - L. Roslin, W. Adama - Complete
Teddy bear by LongliveA.Monk reviews
Everyone has a comfort object. No hurt, just comfort. LatviaXRussia:One shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Russia, Latvia - Complete
The Temptation by QuixoticQuest reviews
What if the Emperor had used cookies to tempt Luke to the Dark Side- what would Luke's reaction be? Would he accept? M rating to be safe about language and fudge content.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
TweeLight by Phantazm reviews
When he was at his peak, I thought Stephen King could wipe himself, publish the paper, and have a best seller. It turns out he did just that. The paper is called "Twilight." Here, we flush the Twilight phenomenon once and for all, and you're welcome.
Dracula - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
The Tragedy of Mary Sue by The One Called Demetra reviews
Mary Sue - truly the most tragic of creatures. After all, they are but puppets to their cruel, ungrammatical mistresses. The appeals they make in the space between the pages are left unheard. One such creature attempts to amend this, and tells her story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete
Smile by BossaNovaBaby24 reviews
Bill overhears two knuckledraggers arguing and finds something they say most amusing. the slightest bit of Adama/Roslin.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Published: 2/12/2009 - W. Adama, L. Roslin - Complete
To Kill a Meyerpire by The One Called Demetra reviews
Dem and Storm discuss the ways of killing a Twilight vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/3/2009
The Winter Scarf by lirance reviews
The eagle screams into his throat, but the vodka burns its blood away." Ivan and wounds and the nature of slow insanity, across half a century. China and Finland cameos.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Russia, China - Complete
Shinigami Summer by roaringmouse reviews
Ryuk and Rem finally consummate their relationship. I don't own Deathnote.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,055 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Rem, Ryuk
The Other Skywalker by DanielJ reviews
The coming of age story of Mannuk Jarrad, the illegitimate son of Annikin Skywalker and a successful Tatooine time-share salesman.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,252 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Darth Vader, Yoda - Complete
Imperial Edict No 1138 by frodogenic reviews
The Imperial Ministry of Communication attempts to regulate that swelling Holonet phenomenon, "fan fiction." Half a rant against bad fanfic, half a parody of the same, but all hilarious.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
Shinigami Spring by roaringmouse reviews
AU It is spring and a certain shinigami's thoughts turn to love
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,063 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Ryuk, Rem
Vader's Quest Chronicles by FicWriter04 reviews
Former alcoholic Darth Vader searches for his son while dealing with an increasingly senile Palpatine. Complete.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,527 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/6/2006 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Darth Vader - Complete
Vader's diary by raveen92 reviews
Something i found at gamefaqs and wanted to share.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,985 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Darth Vader - Complete
I Feel Pretty by kasey8473 reviews
Anakin dons a frilly ballgown as a disguise on assignment. The usual sort of mishaps occur. A companion piece to 'The Long Road Back'. Story complete.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,222 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Forever by Siaynoqsbride reviews
VaderPadmé AU. Padmé has been imprisoned by Sidious for ten years, and is awakened to be tortured to reveal all she knows about Vader's offspring, unbeknowst to him. NOW COMPLETE! Chapters being reuploaded.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 44,301 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Darth Vader, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Oblivion by Deepy reviews
You're going down a path that I can't follow. What if Padme could follow it? Life in an alternate universe with no hope, where love has become poison, where the only way out is found in the temporary oblivion. Oneshot. Darth VadarPadme
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Darth Vader - Complete
Pippin's Diary by Hilary Thomson reviews
What Peregrin Took REALLY thought happened during the War of the Ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,176 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2004 - Frodo B., Gandalf, Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1325 - Favs: 2,055 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
Thirty Second Romances by FishOutOfWater reviews
A series of short, utterly stupid romances featuring various Harry Potter couples. No pairings are spared! (Remus/Sirius NEW 8/11)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,227 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/11/2003 - Published: 9/21/2002 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Mushroom: Middle Earth's Finest News Source by Marauder reviews
The Middle-earth version of The Onion...somewhat OOC, PWP, slashy. Complete. My personl favorite headline: Completely Unrelated Hobbits Wed
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,990 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/14/2003 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Complete
Malcolm Of The Rings by HiBob reviews
LOTR/MITM Malcolm awakens in Mirkwood Forest and quickly releases he is in trouble, because Reese and Dewey are with him. Middle Earth will never be the same again.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,063 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/17/2003 - Published: 3/4/2003 - Complete
The Driving Menace by Lady Alyssa reviews
Anakin and Obi-Wan give Yoda a lift. Episode 2 fic, but no spoilers
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/25/2002
A Fanficcer's Poem by Angela Jade reviews
Humor! A response to the overuse of the term 'R & R' on fanfiction.net. PG for a little swear word. ;)
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2001
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Driving Lessons reviews
After destroying his 14th car, France has been told by his government that he has to pass his driving test. The only person 'willing' to help him is England - in return for help in getting a date. Chaos ensues. *Standalone story, not a sequel*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,571 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/21 - Published: 7/2 - England/Britain, France
Where Idiots Dare reviews
It is World War Two and three Allied soldiers are dropped behind enemy lines. Their mission? To rescue a double agent before he can be tortured by the Nazis. Will they succeed in their mission? Will they have help or hindrance? Will they meet any transvestites? Will there be tea and cake? Starring: England, America, Russia. Other Nations may or may not appear.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,735 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 2/10 - England/Britain, America, Russia, France - Complete
The Vanishing reviews
A conference in a spooky Scottish castle goes wrong when the Nations start to disappear one by one. Who or what is kidnapping the Nations? Silliness, creepiness, swearing, innuendo, starring all the usual Nations. Stand-alone story (NOT sequel to Baltics Secrets/Revelations). America, England, France.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,573 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 9/6/2014 - England/Britain, America, France - Complete
White Wedding reviews
Weddings are wonderful events. Usually. A chance for two people to declare their love. But things are never simple when you're a Nation. Can Belarus marry the right man? Will Arthur get to the church on time? Will anyone ever be the same? Sequel to Baltic Secrets and Revelations. Warnings: swearing, silliness, cartoon violence.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,549 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 12/19/2014 - England/Britain, America, Russia, Scotland - Complete
A Day In The Life reviews
What really goes on in Russia's household? Is it all bullying, torture, intimidation and abuse? Or lost kittens, floral curtains, random parties, viagara and cross-dressing? Can fem Latvia stay one step ahead of Russia? Prequel to Baltic Secrets. Characters: Russia,the Baltics, Belarus, Ukraine, Prussia and appearances from the Nordics, England, France etc.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 178,958 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Russia, Lithuania, Estonia, Latvia
Amnesia reviews
What happens when all the Nations have their memories wiped and are relocated to the small English island of Little Snoring-by-the-Sea? Who does what and how can they regain their memories and their lives? Rated T for innuendo, swearing, crack. Starring: Grandpa Rome, Mother Russia, Russia, England, America, Prussia and a cast of thousands. Well, okay then, a cast of dozens.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,717 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Complete
An Awesome Christmas reviews
While Santa/Finland goes delivering presents around the world, who's left to cook Christmas dinner? How hard can it be, really? Follow our favourite Dane and his best pal, Prussia as they make Christmas one to remember. Guest stars: Finland, Sweden, England, America, Russia, femLatvia, Lithuania, Hungary, Austria... Christmassy sequel to Revelations
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,623 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Prussia, Finland, Denmark - Complete
Thousand years of Duuuuuuuuuuuude Den reviews
Everyone's heard of Prussia's diary, but not many people have read the diary and thoughts of the King of Northern Europe. Go back in history with the cheeriest Nordic...dude. Will contain scenes of stupidity, sexual innuendo, swearing, beer, Vikings, with special guest appearances from Norway, Finland, Sweden, Iceland, Prussia, France, Austria, England and all the rest.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,089 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Sweden, Finland, Norway, Denmark
Revelations reviews
A lost masterpiece holds the Nations' secret and is now in unscrupulous hands. Can the Nations stop it being revealed to the world? Will love or amnesia get in the way? Assassin!Romano? Pirate!England? Russia chases Latvia? Prussia and Denmark on the run? Sequel to Baltics Secrets. Almost all the Nations are in this story. Special appearance from the Ancients.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 153,678 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Russia, Lithuania, Estonia, Latvia - Complete
The Secret Diary of Arthur Kirkland reviews
A dictaphone is found containing what appears to be the ravings of a madman or could they be the inner-most thoughts of the personification of the Nation known as the United Kingdom? Warning: Swearing. Genre: Idiocy, sexual innuendo.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,997 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 11/5/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
The Baltics Secrets reviews
Everyone has secrets don't they? Especially when you live in Russia's house. Appearances from the Nordics, Belarus, Ukraine, England, France, America, Germany, Italy, Prussia, Austria, Hungary. Warning: gender bending, swearing, fluff, multiple crack pairings. Don't read if you like Russia abusing Baltics fics...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 86,012 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Russia, Lithuania, Estonia, Latvia - Complete
A Winter Night reviews
Prequel to The Baltics Secrets. What happens when a Russian officer comes across a lonely, cold, girl sniper in the middle of World War II? Warnings: fluff, some crack, sex scene, humour and fem Latvia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,730 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Russia, Latvia - Complete