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Joined 08-06-11, id: 3137084, Profile Updated: 09-07-14
Author has written 8 stories for Phineas and Ferb, Kim Possible, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Anime X-overs.

Only professionals resist the Borg.

Okay then... Forget the professionals.

What are you looking at me like that for?


Today is 7/12/14

Wow, I haven't done this in a while, huh?

I don't know if I'll be finishing Cosmic Repairs, but I do plan on doing at least one more chapter. In the meantime, I issue these challenges to anyone who feels like taking them.

1st: After reading The Wedding Crashers by DasMervin and Mrs. Hyde, I began wondering what it would be like if another vampire attended the wedding. I thus issue this challenge: Write the story of Negi, Chamo, Asuna, and Evangeline (Negima) attending Jacob and Renesmee's wedding.

2nd: I actually plan on writing this one, but I also want to see it from someone else's point of view: As a toddler, Harry Potter ended up wandering off and was ultimately adopted by the Takamachi family (Lyrical Nanoha). Now he's ready to head off to Hogwarts, bringing the TSAB with him. The Wizarding World will never be the same...

Wow, that reads like a summary.

3rd: Tell the story of how the cast of Fullmetal Alchemist (Brotherhood/Manga version) found itself in Konoha, and the subsequent events.

4th: What would happen if Naruto got the Green Lantern ring instead of Hal Jordan (or Nanoha Takamachi)? Probably nothing pretty.

5th: The adventures of the Hückebeins (Lyrical Nanoha) and their counselor: one Bruce Banner (Cinematic Universe).

Contact me for further details. Over and Out.


Today is 9/7/14

I'm a little disappointed in the fact that no one has looked at my challenges. Oh well, just one of those things, I guess.

Also, after researching Mass Effect crossover fanfiction, it has come to my attention that there are no Mass Effect/Guardians of the Galaxy crossover. This must be remedied by someone.

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RubyRolled! by Madcinder reviews
Welcome to the wild world of RWBY! Come and watch the crazy antics of all your favorite RWBY characters, and Yang will be there too. If you've got a good suggestion for a future chapter, let us know! Rated T for now, but may change depending on the weather. Always remember that anything is possible.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 32,434 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, Nora Valkyrie
Asleep by Gone2GroundEX reviews
You know what? Ever since I showed up here, I've had weird stuff happening on a timer. Every twenty minutes someone makes a dumb joke, every hour something I thought I understood changes drastically, and every month or so something goes catastrophically wrong. Honestly, at this point I'm just going with the flow. Awakening SI
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 210,143 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Lucina, Cynthia, Emmeryn, OC
Infinity by Moczo reviews
The Book of Darkness case is over, giving Nanoha and company some much-needed rest. But the peace ends abruptly as a pair of unknown mages descend on Earth, seeking a lost artifact and reigniting an ancient conflict. It's time to save the world again...
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 348,816 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Nanoha T., Fate T., Hayate Y., Precia T.
Dust Effect by Kriss1989 reviews
Yang has awoken on the Citadel. Wait, where's the Citadel? Space? What the flip? How did she get into space? Join Yang and Shepard as they travel through the gallaxy on a wild adventure to stop Saren and find Yang a way home. Rated M for some language and space violence.
Crossover - Mass Effect & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,351 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 8/23/2014 - Conrad V., Shepard (F), Yang Xiao Long
Fly Free by phoenixyfriend reviews
Robin knows what it is like to live a hard life. When she finds that Kuma has sent her to a town called Konoha, she becomes an unofficial therapist for the town's troubled children. After all, only a broken bird can teach these children how to fly again.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 108,332 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Team Seven, Kakashi H., Robin
For Tomorrow's Sake by Death Chariot reviews
Summer didn't know what was happening. One minute, she and her husband were in bed, the next she was here in this strange room with even stranger people. And she has to watch "visions" of the future with them? "What the heck is RWBY!"
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,269 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 9/26/2014 - Summer Rose, Ozpin
Time Matters Not by Gone2GroundEX reviews
Robin and Lucina's relationship, from reunion to marriage and beyond. Post-Game Spoilers and absurd amounts of fluff within. IT HAS RISEN FROM THE ABYSS OF TIME
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,615 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Avatar/Robin, Lucina, Morgan
It's a Twin Thing by phoenixyfriend reviews
One of the fundamental arguments of human nature is that of Nature and Nurture. If two people, completely identical in the way of Nature, and are otherwise essentially the same person in the way of personality, are suddenly put into two radically different "Nurtures," what are the effects? SI OC
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,561 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 10/11/2013 - OC, OC, Neji H.
Attack On! RWBY by Snowflames reviews
Dropped into a world on the brink of disaster, team RWBY tries to find a way home. But it takes much more than flashy acrobatics and cocky attitudes to overcome the challenges in their path...
Crossover - Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,895 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Eren Y., Mikasa A., Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee
Nanoha Takamachi and the School of Witchcraft by Ryvaken Lucius Tadrya reviews
A few months after retiring home to England, former TSAB Admiral Graham finds himself attacked by men with pointy sticks and strange magic. He calls in help and sets Nanoha and Fate on a wild ride through the British Wizarding World. Book one of the Lyrical Witch series.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,594 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Nanoha T., Fate T. - Complete
The Midnight Stalking Blues by DezoPenguin reviews
A predator stalks the night! A killer, moving through the darkness like a living shadow! A creature of stealth, of shadows, striking at his victims without mercy... ...if it wasn't for this one little problem he's having with his target profile.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2013 - OC, Ruby Rose, Yang Xiao Long, Penny - Complete
The Doctor and the Catalyst by Red Baron A.K.A. Crowley reviews
A certain Time Lord takes a look at certain pigeon-holing choices and plot holes.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Complete
Great Servant Largo by Zalgo Jenkins reviews
Heaven's Feel gains its most quixotic servant, and Gil's life gets that much worse. Another older oneshot.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Megatokyo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Complete
Kim Possible: The Go Conspiracy by Stormchaser90 reviews
Re-united, Team Go is back. But dark forces are at work and the team find themselves pursued by the mysterious mercenary Reven, whose mission is linked to their origin and a deadlier, ancient threat that can destroy the world. Sequel to Kim Possible: So The Vengeance.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,150 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Kim P., Team Go
Official Fanfiction University OFUATLA by Karen Elaine DuLay reviews
The characters of the Avatar world are getting really annoyed at all the bad fics you're making-especially the romance ones! Join them at the Official Fanfiction University of Avatar: The Last Airbender, and learn just WHY Zutara could never be!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,662 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Aang, Zuko
Wanted: Dead or Destroyed by ThePro-LifeCatholic reviews
This story has been discontinued. It will be re-started later.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 37 - Words: 43,080 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Complete
Connecting the Dots by Afalstein reviews
"Bruce, tell me again why this arm is so important." "Because it came from another dimension." A desperate move by Kakashi sends the rookies into another dimension, revealing a world crisis for both the Justice League and the Teen Titans. BONUS CHAPTER UP
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 329,584 - Reviews: 1517 - Favs: 1,801 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Kim Possible: So The Vengeance by Stormchaser90 reviews
When enjoying a break from the hero work, Kim and Ron are about to face a new challenge when a secret project awakens and learns of his brother's demise at the hands of Team Possible, setting off on a personal vendetta against the teen heroes.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,452 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete
The Lesser Gods of Asgard by pinfeather reviews
Loki's life was destroyed when he found out he was a changeling child. Years later, he turns the tables by stealing an infant from the House of Odin. And years after that, our story really begins...
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,108 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Thor, Jane F. - Complete
The Game of Three Generals by Lady Norbert reviews
In this final installment of the Elemental Chess Trilogy, Fuhrer Grumman and the loyal allies of Team Mustang must stop the villainous Acheron...but can they figure out his plans before someone dies? Full ensemble, pairings as in two prior parts.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,178 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Complete
Pushover by Commander reviews
Six-year-old Vanessa Doofenshmirtz wants a pet. And by "pet" I mean "Perry the Platypus". This could complicate matters. One-shot.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,235 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Vanessa, Charlene - Complete
Bring Me All Your Elderly! by RainAndRoses reviews
After watching "The Last Airbender" movie, the appalled members of Team Avatar decide it's up to them to fix the movie by coaching their live-action counterparts on how to be more like them. Hilarity ensues. Canon pairings, but lots of weirdness later.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,918 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Complete
Brilliancy by Lady Norbert reviews
Amestris's chessmaster will need the support of all his closest pieces when he's challenged by an unseen opponent. But even if he wins, he still might lose... Post manga/Brotherhood, spoilers. RoyAi. Volume 2 of the "Elemental Chess" trilogy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,422 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Flowers of Antimony by Lady Norbert reviews
"Fullmetal, you're the only guy I know who can turn getting married into an international incident." Ed's wedding plans get disrupted when unknown forces attack Central City. Post-Brotherhood, spoilers; ensemble. Volume 1 of the "Elemental Chess" trilogy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,370 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Edward E. - Complete
The Wedding Crashers by DasMervin reviews
After four years on her own, Leah thought she'd escaped her dismal old life at La Push. But when she's called home to attend Jacob and Renesmee's wedding, she brings a little company, and the stage is set for her old and new lives to collide. COMPLETE
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,211 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Leah - Complete
A Circus Freak by Fancy Pants Penguin Jiao-Jie reviews
The story of Ty Lee, her past, her time in prison, a look into her mind and heart, and an examination of her heroes and her dreams. This isn't your cookie cutter Ty Lee story, even if it is half Boiling Rock...just sayin' n.n. Rated T out of paranoia.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,505 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Ty Lee - Complete
Cherry Blossoms and Pigtails by Irritus185 reviews
Genma is well known for selling his only child. This time, however, he might have made a tiny mistake. The phantom princess is looking for Ranma, and heaven knows what she'll do when she finds him...Probably eat, sleep, and annoy Youmu. Hoorah!
Crossover - Ranma & Touhou Project - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,790 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 59 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Ranma, Yuyuko S. - Complete
The Man With No Name by Frostfyre7 reviews
He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,986 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 2,216 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
The Hazards of Reincarnation by mrthou reviews
This is what happens when reincarnation goes wrong. A Ranma 1/2 - Rurouni Kenshin Crossover.
Crossover - Ranma & Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/21/2002 - Complete
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Life is what Happens to You reviews
Adam Taurus, Lancer, Milly Ashford, and Misaka 10033 travel the world and cause adventures. Reactsverse character with permission from ElfCollaborator.
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24
Cosmic Repairs reviews
As Zuko and Azula flee their villainous father-Wait, what?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,689 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Zuko, Azula
Vanessa and the Kids reviews
In the final chapter of the Nanomite Trilogy, Vanessa goes on the run from a villainous organization once one of her dad's inventions LITERALLY backfires.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,485 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Vanessa, Perry - Complete
Kim Possibles: Monkey Master reviews
Kim, Ron, and Kim Two contend with a man who wishes to steal Ron's Mystic Monkey Powers, a duo of criminals seeking revenge, and the return of the mysterious "Doctor."
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,788 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Kim P., Ron S.
Kim Possibles reviews
Kim and Ron set out to track down an old Team Go villain-who, it seems, has created a clone... But the clone's a good guy. Go figure.
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,943 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete
Stacy and the Kids reviews
Stacy is, due to a prank by Buford, given psychic powers. Second of three.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,311 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Stacy, Dr. Doofenshmirtz
First Date reviews
A one-shot look into the future: Phineas and Isabella's first date. Give it a try, it may grow on you-just kidding .
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Candace and the Kids reviews
Candace is accidentally given superpowers, and things start happening. This is my first fanfic, so I'd like a little constructive critisism, okay?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Candace, Phineas - Complete