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Joined 08-06-11, id: 3137973, Profile Updated: 10-06-12
Author has written 15 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

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Hello!

I'm Pary (Or Jazzy, doesn't matter to me!) I really enjoy writing, and I usually have a million and one ideas floating around in my head; however, most of them are really dumb or silly, I usually end up forgetting those. So, when I finally being to write something, it's usually on impulse because it's the only idea that I'm totally confident in. I hope that everyone else is able to enjoy my writing, as well. :D

I mainly write for the Hetalia pairing, Prumano. But! I do plan on trying to write for my other two favorite pairings, as well. I've loved Prumano for over a year now, and writing these two characters has become natural for me. It is my comfort zone. But I'd very much love to step beyond those boundaries, I just need a good plot first.

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Top 5 Favorite Hetalia characters:

1. Prussia

2. Romano

3. Netherlands

4. Denmark

5. Norway


Updates:

A World Just For the Two of Us — A one-shot for now. It'll have a couple more chapters when I finish developing the plot.

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Lonely Day by Nellopenguin reviews
Prussia finds himself stuck alone in Germany's house, with almost no food and a snow storm raging outside. Suddenly someone he never would have expected to visit is standing at the door. This makes Prussia wonder what happend to the moody Italian.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,607 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Prussia, S. Italy/Romano
Black Cherry by Sunruner reviews
The way Romano sees it, second-hand friendship is just what happens when your little brothers can't stay away from each other. Where dark chocolate and cherries come into play, well, he's still working on that. Prumano. SEQUEL SEQUEL SEQUEL COMING BWAHAHA.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,896 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 7/26/2012 - [S. Italy/Romano, Prussia] - Complete
Young Love by demijayy reviews
An elementary school human AU love story with young fem!Prussia and Romano. Very short and sweet!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Prussia, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The Curl Affair by QuietToxic reviews
In which Prussia is asked to help out when the Italies get their hair curls tangled up once again, and Romano takes it a bit too personally. Obvious PruMano PWP is obvious. You've been warned
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,435 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Prussia, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Counting Someone Else's Blessings by VampireNaomi reviews
Prussia takes Romano on a date to Sanssouci, but Romano can't help but feel jealous of how much Old Fritz means to him. Prumano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,009 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2012 - [S. Italy/Romano, Prussia] - Complete
This Image of You by CreamPuffBunny reviews
After the death of his lover, Ivan finds a mysterious painting of Gilbert at a flea market. Once he obtains the painting he gets sucked into another world where Gilbert is still alive. Better summary .Human names used. Pairing: IvanxGilbert main
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 139,406 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - [Russia, Prussia] - Complete
Gilbert and Lovino have sex by GilbertCantTurnOffHisSwag reviews
Gilbert and Lovino have sex and are adorable. No plot to speak of. Just sex and cuteness. Warnings: smut, light bondage, swearing, human names used. I might continue?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,435 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Prussia, S. Italy/Romano
Forever Yours by demijayy reviews
"There's no such emotion possible, not for him anyway. It was obviously a dream, or perhaps a nightmare. He was waiting for the looming shadow of his father above his bed; ready to take away the innocence he had lost too long ago. But nothing happened."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Prussia, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Who Said Hard Work Hardly Works? by Gemini Artemis reviews
Prussia is convinced that Romano really is too poor to afford shoes. He decides to remedy this. One-shot. Rated for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Prussia, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Owned by VampireNaomi reviews
Prussia surprises Romano under the mistletoe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2011 - [Prussia, S. Italy/Romano] - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by xLovino.Vargasx reviews
Lovino is hiding something. His brother questions him, and eventually finds out what it was. But what is Lovino supposed to do about this? How will he ever face Antonio?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,308 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Prussia
No Goodbyes by VampireNaomi reviews
Prussia gets the unique chance to attend his own funeral when a misunderstanding leads the world to believe that he's dead. Prumano. Rated for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,597 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 12/10/2011 - [Prussia, S. Italy/Romano] Germany - Complete
Hot by prussiasgermany reviews
Prussia makes blunt advances on a stressed Romano on a hot, sunny day. An unlikely RomanoxPrussia one-shot. Intense Yaoi. Well, not for the weak-minded either. First time considering this paring. Summary fail!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Prussia - Complete
Seeing Is Believing by VampireNaomi reviews
Neither Prussia nor Romano is looking for a new relationship, especially not with each other, but somehow they end up growing closer than they ever expected or wanted. Prumano with other pairings as a side dish. Rated for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 113,879 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - [S. Italy/Romano, Prussia] [Germany, N. Italy] - Complete
Skin Deep by the monochromatic reviews
Romano's accidental foray into Prussian history via one-night-stand. Tattoo kink and yaoi within. You've been notified.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,106 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Prussia - Complete
Midnight by reraimu reviews
You still don't know how he manages to sneak into your room every night without waking anyone up. Gamzee/John warning: smut, slash
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,603 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 61 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Gamzee M., John E. - Complete
Love at First Sight by thechatfic reviews
Gilbert and Lovino barely knew each other, but it just took Gilbert one look at him to know that he was in love.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,930 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Prussia, S. Italy/Romano
A Southern Italian's Jealousy by prussiasgermany reviews
Romano and Gilbert have been in an intimate relationship for quite some time. Nobody has the slighest clue. What can go wrong? Jealousy, distrust and people ready to steal your lover? Surely not, right? Intense Yaoi. -To be edited-.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,841 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Prussia
Mistake by Misterfleas reviews
"What's a nice way of saying, "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother?" Prussia, Romano, Italy, and Germany...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,471 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Prussia, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Crashing by StarBabii reviews
He just looked so vulnerable...and Lovino couldn't just leave him like this. ...Goddamnit. Prumano, T to be safe, school AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Prussia - Complete
Gutters by glassamilk reviews
'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,149 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 2,055 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Sealand, Denmark
Couch by essjayf reviews
Prussia doesn't understand why Romano refuses to go any further with him right now. UPDATE: Added a chapter I didn't originally plan on writing; contains -some- smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Prussia, S. Italy/Romano
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Your Secret Admirer reviews
He didn't even like her. Not in that way. So why was he doing this? — A cute Valentine's Day one-shot with Romano and Fem!Prussia. Human!AU. Prumano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,526 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Prussia - Complete
Forever Bound reviews
"From now on, it's 'us' now. Not just you and I. Us." A fluffy one-shot with Fem!Prussia and Romano. Prumano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Prussia, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Something's Gotta Give reviews
It's their last night together for who-knows how long, and Prussia is completely unsatisfied. Feeling guilty for their weekend not going as planned, it's Romano's turn to cheer his lover up. Will words be enough, though? Prumano one-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,463 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Prussia - Complete
The Little Things reviews
After waking up from a familiar nightmare, Romano reminisces about his current life with Prussia and a couple memories they've shared together. Prumano one-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Prussia - Complete
Accidents Happen? reviews
It was just one time, and it was only a drunken accident! Surely it should just be forgotten. That is, until Lovino and Gilbert realize this won't be as easy as they thought. Prumano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 92,985 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 9/23/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Prussia - Complete
Nerve wracking reviews
First dates mean everything, right? And that's why it must be perfect! But, Prussia is more nervous than he had ever been before. And why the hell is Romano so calm! A little Prumano drabble.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Prussia, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Happy Birthday, Prussia! reviews
Today is the most awesome day of the entire year! Why? Because it's Prussia's birthday, of course! Many exciting things await his special day. However, what happens when things go a little astray? Rated for language. A nice bit of Prumano, as well!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,225 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Prussia, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish For reviews
Although Romano never thought of this, now he has. It's too late, though; Prussia has changed from his usual egotistical and goofy self, into his younger possibly even more annoying child self! Now, it's up to Romano to change him back, somehow...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,155 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Prussia, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
A World Just for the Two of Us reviews
While out on his own, Lovino comes in contact with a mysterious older boy by the name of Gilbert, who somehow already knows a lot about him. Maybe even more than it seems... Prumano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,950 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/24/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Prussia
Warm Me Up reviews
Prussia comes home one winter morning to a rather angry Romano! The only thing to do is to just give him what he wants: warmth and affection. Prumano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,100 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/12/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Prussia - Complete
Stuck With You reviews
It seems no matter what he does, Lovino is always stuck with Gilbert! Whether it's his teacher's fault or fate is out to get him. How will he deal with this bullying jerk? Rated M for cursing. Prumano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,702 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Prussia - Complete
One Sickly Night reviews
Lovino is sick with a high fever! But no worries, Awesome Gilbert is to the rescue! ..Or something. Prumano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/24/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Prussia - Complete
7 Minutes in Heaven with You reviews
A simple game of fate may be more than it seems. Prumano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/17/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Prussia - Complete
Our Secret reviews
Lovino has nothing to do for Spring break, but Gilbert soon changes that. Thus, is the beginning of their odd relationship. Prumano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,754 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Prussia - Complete
Just Another Summer Night reviews
Lovino can't stop thinking about Gilbert, but how does the latter feel? Rated T for swearing. Prumano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Prussia - Complete