DragonQuill6913
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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Others, and Bible.

So, for whatever crazy people want to know anything about me, here we go. First and foremost, you don't get to know my real name, but the name I made up for spanish class is Cristina Corazón-de-fuego. Stick my last name in a translator if you want to know what it means. I'm five foot nine inches, and totally wish I weren't so tall 'cause people always say "You're so lucky to be tall, I wish I were as tall as you are!" Which makes me feel kinda weird. I have wheat blond hair that I cut about awhile ago for Locks of Love and is now an inch or two below my shoulder. My eye colour (yes I spell it the British way even though I'm American) varies from blue to grey with an occasional green hint, and they're probably my favourite aspect of my appearance. You probably didn't want to know any of that but, Tough luck!!

I really am not a sports person, I much prefer to stay at home and read a book. I love the rain, fog, mist, the ocean, and I guess the sun's okay, but it's not my fave, especially when it gets hot outside, because I take after my dad in prefering cold weather to warm. I happen to love music, almost as much as books, although alot of times I disagree with the lyrics to secular songs, which sucks for me because, well, I love music. My bedroom often looks like a cave, with the blackout curtains drawn and my dim lamp on only some of the time. The last thing you get to know about me, is that I've been trying to write fanfic for a looooong time, and still haven't managed to complete one. Maybe if I post something here and people yell at me to keep working on it I will... Maybe. Have a nice day, and don't run into any orcs, Death eaters, dragon slayers, evil witches, etc. ;)

My Favourite books are,

Harry Potter

Dragons In Our Midst

Rangers Apprentice

Lord of the Rings

Alex Rider

The Hardy Boys

The Chronicles of Narnia

The 39 Clues

My Favourite authors include,

J.K. Rowling

Bryan Davis

J.R.R. Tolkien

John Flanagan

C.S Lewis

My fave movies/movie series/tv shows are...

Lord of the Rings

Veggie Tales (get over it!)

Numbers

Harry Potter

Mythbusters

Macgyver

H2O

Doctor Who

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazing, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God.

I am a dedicated Ravenclaw, that is where the sorting hat put me, but I wouldnt mind being in any of the other houses. Make no mistake though, just because I dont hate the qualities Slytherins posses DOESNT MEAN I WANT TO BE A DEATH EATER!!!

Randomness:

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, Vampiregal22,Edward-Lover1, SPOONS Secret Agent Alice, Golden Eyed Vampire, Twilight-is-Lovee, emmettsmyfave, xoxoblondeleftie, GallagherGirl530, StygianShadows13, icanhazjoy, Dragonquill6913

Sometimes when I say 'oh, I'm fine' I want someone to look me in the eyes and say 'tell the truth' !!!!.!!!.

-If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
-90 of teens today would die if Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing/hacked the site in the first place, copy and paste this to your Profile.
-If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
-If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile
-If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
-If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.
-If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile.
-If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh the irony...
-If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.
-Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
-Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
-My friends used to be semi-normal. Then they met me.
-If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Without GOD, our week would be:

Sinday,

Mournday,

Tearsday,

Wasteday,

Thirstday,

Fightday,

Shatterday.

Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD.

Seven days without GOD will make one weak.

:D FUNNY QUOTES :D

relax. nothing is ok.

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."

I love deadlines. I like to wave at them as they pass by

Always forgive your enemies... nothing annoys them more.

never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics

there are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them. Do it... DO IT!

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliffs

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

Kid, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

Got a problem with me? Solve it.


:D MORE FUNNY QUOTES :D

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Smile. It confuses people.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

Help, I've fallen and I can't...hey, nice carpet! It's so pretty!

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

-If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

-If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

I'm an optimistic pessimist.

I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it.

I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive

Don't try to out-weird me-- I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast ceral.

You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.

You say 'crazy' like it's a bad thing...

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do, kill me?

-If Fanfiction is to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

-If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you love and I mean love to read, put this on your profile.

-If you solemnly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

-If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. (!!!)

- "Some people prefer to kill two birds with one stone; I like to challenge them to kill two stones with one bird."

-People say that when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. But what are you supposed to make when all life will give you is a five dollar bill, a bag of clothes and a watch?

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't.

There can't be a crisis today, my schedule is already full.

The weather forecast for tonight: Dark.

If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito

"It's amazing the feats one can accomplish when they're bored."

"I was walking through the store, buying ant killer and weed killer and all these KILLERS, when I suddenly thought... 'pie.'"

"I have this thing I like to call 'People Hate.' It gets me in trouble...a lot."

"Simple minds are easily entertained. Complex minds are entertained by simple minds"

"I'm telling you, he's part ninja! AND he controlls the weather!"

During a long, dramatic speech: C1: *interrupts* Do you have a band aid? Character making speech: *stares* C1: Sorry, it's just that I just ripped off a hangnail, and now my finger's bleeding.

"When one is in my position, they either conquer the world or learn the piano. And I am rather tone deaf."

C1- "You're insane!" C2- "Yeah, isn't it great?"

"There is a fine line between bravery and stupidity. You've crossed that border so many times they've stopped asking for your passport."

"[C1]! Your brother's on fire again!" "[C2]I'll be right there! Just let me finish this level of Lego Harry Potter..."

"I knew something was up the moment I walked in the door, for one, my house was clean."

"I've found that the greatest pleasure in life is doing the things that others say are impossible."

"That is quite possibly the most inane, insane, and flat-out dangerous suggestion I had ever heard in my life. I like it."

"Explosive devices? I have no idea what you can possibly be talking about."

"You obviously underestimate the power of numerous childhood games of Playing Pretend."

"We're in the middle of a banquet and you come to tell me the royal poison taster just dropped dead?!"

"Ever since i was younger, I've always wanted to do my PHD. Just so I can be called a Professor which makes me feel like I'm a teacher at Hogwarts."

"It's like Tetris. You learn to succeed, then you see everything blow up in your face, and eventually, you learn not to succeed, because every time you succeed, you fail."

"As much as I hate to admit this with every single fiber of my being, I am in need of your assistance."

"The thing about heroes is, they rarely exist in reality." (Sigh...)

"Where did the idea of love get us anyway? Two teenagers dead in the Capulet tomb and a bunch of sparkly vampires?"

Sir I would like to report a mutiny. I can point names and name fingers - Jack Sparrow, On Stranger Tides (Date is the 31 May 2011)

Face is familiar. Have I threatened you before? - Jack Sparrow, On Stranger Tides (6 of June)

That's the spirit - one part brave, three parts fool - Brom, Eragon (25 June)

Why is it considered necessary to naildown the lid of a coffin?

Why don't we ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why dosen't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

If a person with multiple personalities theatens suicide, is that consisdered a hostage situation?

If a cow laughed would milk come out of her nose?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why people appear bright until you hear them speak?

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

75% of people who read that tried to lick their elbow, and you are now smiling because that's exactly what you did.

Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.

Sweetness

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

Directions - randomly list 10 of your favorite Harry Potter characters (numbering them 1 - 10). Then, copy the questions only and type your on answers using your characters.

Disclaimer: I did not come up with this idea. I stole it from someone's profile, who found it on someone's else's.

1. Fred Weasley (or George, but I like Fred better!)

2. Rowena Ravenclaw

3. Remus Lupin

4. Sirius Black

5. James Potter

6. Draco Malfoy (I don't care what you think, 'cause you're probably wrong anyway!!)

7. Molly Weasley

8. Luna Lovegood

9. Hermione Granger

10. Professor McGonogall (I refuse to call my teachers by their first name...)

1) Have you ever read a 5/10 fic? James and McGonogall? Well.. No... That would be just a little more than weird...

2) Do you think 3 is hot? *blushes* Remus? Well.. Kinda yeah. But only when he's a kid, Not as a professor! That would be creepy!!

3) What would happen if 6 got 8 pregnant? Seriously, Draco and Luna?! Um, Ewww!!! Everyone would freak out! Like, everyone!

4) Read any good fics about 9? Absolutely! He's one of my faves, as long as it's not slash or old person with young person!

5) Would 7 and 2 make a good couple? Yuck, no!!!! Enough said!

6) 4/8 or 4/9? Yuck. Neither. Unless it's only in time travel, and then I think 4/8. Only because she would totally throw him off balance and not do anything stupid!

7) What would happen if 7 discovered 3&8 in a secret relationship? She'd probably freak out and tell Remus that he shouldn't be in a relationship with someone as young as Luna.. And she'd be right!

8) Make a summary of at least 20 words for a 2/6 fic. Weird.. Here goes! When Draco Malfoy steals mudblood Grangers time turner to mess with her, he accidentally sends himself back in time, and then breaks the turner! What will happen when he meets a beautiful girl his age.. Whose teaching at Hogwarts? And is named Rowena Ravenclaw?! 44 words, beat that!

9) Is there such a thing as a 4/10 romantic fluff story? Ewww.. Probably not!!!

10) Suggest a title for a 1/5 hurt/comfort fic. Lonely After Death (James comforts Fred in heaven, cause he misses George)

11) What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted to seduce 1? (When I say seduce it means convince into kissing.) Okay, Sirius and Fred? Creeper, not gonna happen but.. He would give him a bunch of new tricks and stuff, duh.

12) If you wrote a songfic about 10, what song would you choose? About Professor McGonogall?...I'd probably use the song Lucy, by Skillet. She would be thinking about the students who died in the first and second wars..

13) If you wrote a 2/3/6 fic, what would the warning be? Warning: Excessive time travel. Not canon!!

14) What pick up line might 8 use on 5? Potter? James Potter? Oh my goodness, I've heard so many fabulous things about you! You captured several Crumple Horned Snorkacks single-handedly, yes?

15) What might 10 scream in a moment of extreme fright? MARAUDERS WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME!?!

16) When was the last time you read a fic about 5? A couple days ago...

17) What is 6's super-secret kink? He's had a crush on his mom since he was five, and hates the word mudblood along with house elf enslavement.

18) Would 2 kiss 9? Drunk or sober? Uhh.. No. Rowena's too proper to do that, or get drunk and do that, and Hermione wouldn't let her anyway...

19) How would you feel if 7/8 was canon? Molly Luna?! What the what?! I'm not ever reading HP again thank you very much!!

20) How would you feel if 3 6 and 9 were religious? It depends on the religion... But I'm pretty sure it wouldn't really change anything...

Choose 12 Characters

1. Galadriel (Lord of the Rings)

2. Walter Foley (Dragons In Our Midst and Oracles of Fire)

3. Jesus (The Holy Bible)

4. Sirius Black (Harry Potter)

5. Alyss (Rangers Apprentice)

6. Annabeth Chase (Percy Jackson and the Olympians)

7. Legolas Greenleaf (Lord of the Rings)

8. Acacia (Oracles of Fire)

9. Ruth (The Holy Bible)

10. Professor Minerva McGonogall (Harry Potter)

11. Halt (Rangers Apprentice)

12. Will Solace (Percy Jackson and the Olympians)

1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11?

Annabeth or Halt? Oh shoot! Hard decision! Hard decision! Uhhh... Annabeth because she's more modern, and born to that kind of thing. (daughter of Athena)

2. Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?

Walter? Yes! I *sigh* have had a crush on him ever since I started reading the books...

3. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

Will Solace sends Acacia on a mission... That is sooo complicated you have no idea unless you've read both those book series. Erm, he sends her to... Deliver a message to Enoch? And yes it succeeds? COMPLICATED!!!

4. What is or would be 9’s favorite book?

Oops, I don't think they had books back then soooo... Ruth would probably like The Book of Virtues by William J. Bennett.

5. Would it make sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?

Nope, either way.

6. 5 is looking for a roommate. Should they share an apartment with 9 or 10?

Alyss is looking for a roommate and she needs to choose between Ruth or McGonogall... I'd say Ruth. She's a great roommate/friend and they're much closer in age.

7. 11 goes out dancing. Would they prefer to dance with 4 or 7?

Halt goes out dancing, would he prefer to dance with - Sirius or Legolas? Um, probably, say, NEITHER!!

8. 3 Challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?

Jesus and McGonogall in a duel?! So weird, so almost impossible, so Jesus wins epically!!!!

9. If 1 stole 8’s most precious possession, how would they get back?

Galadriel stole Acacia's most prized possession? I ddon't think that's possible... Acacia doesn't really go for material things, and Galadriel isn't into thievery, so there would be no situation and no need to get anything back! Hah!

10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 10 both obtain what they most desire.

Legolas and McGonogall... The Mirror of Erised in Middle Earth, Where Truth Is Often Visible

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?

Sirius and Galadriel working togather?! Um, bribery and or blackmail?

12. If 7 visited for the weekend, how would you get along?

Well, I'd like to think we'd get along great... And of course, I'd have to beg him to take me back to Middle Earth with him but... That's a minor detail...

13. What is 6’s secret?

She doesn't really love Pecy, she's just using him to get Poseidon and Athena out of their rivalry and into a powerful alliance. (Now I might have to write a fic like that!)

14. If you could command 3 to perform any one service for you, what would it be?

I wouldn't command anything of Him! He's my King, not the other way around!! But if I could ask one thing of Him, it would be to let me have true spiritual wisdom so I could best know how to serve Him and bring people into His saving grace. That would be awesome.

15. Does anyone on your friend’s list write or draw 11?

Halt... Not that I know of, nope, don't think so...

16. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5 who would it be?

Walter choosing between Sirius and Alyss... I think he'd want to side with prankster kin Sirius, but would end up doing the chivalrous thing and side with Alyss. Really, it'd depend on the conflict though.

17. What might 10 shout whilst charging into battle?

Well... McGonogall really wouldn't charge persay into battle, and she doesn't technically shout, but in a theoretical, hypothetical, fanfic-mystical situation... Probably the Hogwarts motto, Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus. (literally, Never tickle a sleeping dragon (Let sleeping dragons lie.))

18. 3 has appendicitis, and 4 is the surgeon. Will 3 survive?

Jesus has appendicitus, Sirius is performing surgery. He's gonna live, but only because He's God...

19. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would it be?

Oh! My friend and I totally figured this out ages ago! (Like before I knew about Fanfiction.net ages ago!) Definitely The Motions by Matthew West!

20. 1, 6 and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reached for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?

Galadriel Annabeth and Will Solace? Galadriel sooooo gets the pancake.

21. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?

Walter on McGonogall?! What the what?! Um*whimpers patherically and squeaks* He wouldn't!

22. What would 5 most likely be arrested for?

Absolutely nothing, wait, PDA with Will? Will Treaty you weirdo's.

23. If 9 and 11 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?

Ruth and Halt racing... I'd say a tie, because they'd both try to be polite/courteous and let the other win. (He's older, she's a girl)

24. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?

Oh darn! Legolas is a hot elf dude with wicked arrows and shiny daggers but Acacia's an Oracle of Fire with awesome (literal) flame/fire powers! Um, *sigh* Really it's a tie but if I had to choose I'd definitely say Acacia. She has God on her side too so, I guess it's really a hands down.

25. Yay, it’s the last question! What will 3 and 9 do to celebrate?

Jesus and Ruth do to celebrate? Are you kidding me?! They'll throw a great big party in Heaven and invite everybody and there'll be singing and dancing and praise and worship and.. and.. Blast now I'm gonna cry cause I'm not there! *sniffle*

Choose ten Character crushes you have had. They can be from books, movies, TV shows, etc.

1. Walter Foley (Dragons In Our Midst/Oracles of Fire)

2. Legolas Greenleaf (Lord of The Rings)

3. Horace (Rangers Apprentice)

4. Remus Lupin (When he was in school not when he was old! Ew!) (Harry Potter)

5. Fred Weasley (Harry Potter)

6. Elam (Oracles of Fire)

7. Gabriel (Dragons In Our Midst/Oracles of Fire)

8. Tristan (The Song of The Sparrow)

9. Peter Pevensie (The Chronicles of Narnia)

10. Ian Kabra (The 39 Clues)

Out of all of them, which was your first crush?

Walter, definitely.

Who did you spend the most time obsessing over?

I think I'd have to say either Remus or Walter.

Who have you written more fanfiction about?

Heh, Remus sort of I guess.

If you had to choose between 2, 5 and 9, which one would you be most likely to marry?

Peter. Or Legolas? Ack! Probably Peter.

I know you love them all, but who’s your absolute favorite? You have to choose just one!

Shut up! I can't decide!!!! Um.. It's definitely between Walter Gabriel Elam and Peter... Okay, narrowing it down to Peter and Walter.. Urgh! I can't choose! Eeny meeny miny mo Walter! I didn't want to pick!!!

If you were in danger, who would be most likely to come and save you, 3 or 8?

Horace or Tristan? Darn, they're both knights! Uh, probably even but if I had to choose one I'd say ... Horace? Really it's a tie though.

Out of 1, 6 and 10 Who would be most likely to take you captive and why?

Walter Elam and Ian. Definitely Ian, he's the least trustworthy by far and his moral standards are much lower than Elam and Walters.

If you had to stay at one of their houses for a long period of time, who would you most likely choose to stay with, 7 or 4?

Gabriel or Remus? Gabriel, I think I have more in common with him.

You need someone to talk to. Who would you choose to confide in, 5, 8 or 10?

What would happen if you had a party and invited 3, 9 and 2?

Horace Peter Pevensie and Legolas at a party? They would definitely go into a corner and talk about fighting, weaponry, battle strategies etc.

You invite 4 and 6 to dinner. What happens? Do they get along?

Remus and Elam would get along soooo well, they'd probably be best friends by the end of the night having deep theological conversations about God and morals, and Remus would probably be a Christian by the end of the night too.

1, 10 and 7 go on a trip with you. 1 chooses where to go, 10 gets to drive and 7 brings the food. What happens?

Walter is telling Ian where to go and Gabriel brought food? Okay, Walter would probably tell Ian to go to like, Billy's house or something, Ian wouldn't be too happy about getting orders from a random stranger, and Gabriel and I would be laughing at the two of them arguing and eating the pizza that he brought.

Who would you rather go on a date with, 5 or 8?

Fred or Tristan on a date. Fred. He's in a much more modern time, and I think a little more funny.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

One bright day in the middle of the night,

Two dead boys got up to fight.

Back to back they faced one another,

Drew their swords and shot each other.

One was blind and the other couldn't see,

So they chose a dummy for a referee.

A blind man went to see fair play,

A dumb man went to shout 'Hooray!'

A deaf policeman heard the noise,

And came and shot the two dead boys.

A paralyzed donkey passing by,

Kicked the copper in the eye.

Knocked him through a nine inch wall,

Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.

If you don't believe this lie is true,

Ask the blind man- he saw it too!

-Anonymous

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Things you are NOT allowed to do in Ranger's Apprentice, and what will happen to you if you do.(Blue Glass Rose came up with this, I just copied it from Alyss mainwaring. I'm glad to know that someone is obsessed with RA as me!)

1. You are NOT allowed to sing "Greybeard Halt". Halt will make you spend the night in a tree. A PINE tree O.O

2. You are NOT allowed to answer a question with another question. Halt will glare at you and make you feel stupid.

3. You are NOT allowed to say "But I thought..." Halt will say "you're and apprentice. You're not supposed to think" or "If you thought about it, you wouldn't ask"

4. You are NOT allowed to give Tug more than one apple a day. Halt will say "One is quite enough." Tug however, will tend to dissagree.

5. You are NOT allowed to question Halt's skills for ANY reason. Odds are he'll kill you. Painfully.

6. You are NOT allowed to tell anyone that Halt's not really grim all the time. He'll knock you into next week and then kill you.

7. You are NOT allowed to sing "We're off to see the wizard" on your way to visit Malcolm. He'll turn you into a lizard.

8. You are NOT allowed to send your Christmas wishlist to Erak. He'll brain you with a battleaxe. After stealing everything on the list.

9. You are NOT allowed to sing "Santa's comin' to town" when you see Erak coming. He'll brain you with a battleaxe.

10. You are NOT allowed to ask why, exactly, Keren's name is Keren. He'll hypnotize you.

11. You are NOT allowed to sing "Dude looks like a lady" when you see Keren. He'll throw a blue rock at you.

12. You are NOT allowed to hum the James Bond theme while tracking things with Halt. He'll shoot you with an arrow.

13. You are NOT allowed to hum alien music as you near Healers Clearing. Malcolm will kill you.

14. You are NOT allowed to use the "Green Giant" jingle when you see Trobar. He'll steal your puppy.

15. You are NOT allowed to to talk about your wonderful recipe for clam chowder in Skandia. You'll be brained.

16. You are NOT allowed to iceskate on the pond in Skandia. You'll be assigned to the paddles (But hey, at least you'll get to stare at Will)

17. You are NOT allowed to kill Alyss and Evanlyn when they stare at Will with you. Will will NOT marry you (Shame...)

18. You are NOT allowed to sing the munchkin theme song around Will. He'll shoot you.

19. You are NOT allowed to call Halt "Lucky the Leprichon" he'll kill you.

20. You are NOT allowed to ask Will about Crocodiles. He'll think you've gone mad.

21. You are NOT allowed to ask Halt to do an impersonation of Demo Man. He'll shoot you.

22. You are NOT allowed to switch Halt's coffee to decaf. You will die a slow painful death.

23. You are NOT allowed to oil the hinges on the door of Halt's cabin. He'll kill you if the intruders don't.

24. You are NOT allowed to threaten Will. Horace will challenge you to single combat and stick you with his dagger.

25. You are NOT allowed to ride Tug. He will throw you off and Will will shoot you for trying to steal his horse.

26. You are NOT allowed to write out the key to the Couriers Code. Crowley will rant and shoot you so full of arrows you will be remembered in death as 'The Porcupine'.

27. You are NOT allowed to fight a mad axeman with only your two knives. Gilan will throw you off a cliff so that he doesn't have clean up the mess.

Did you know the average person only reads three books per year? If you do not even believe it is possible to read that little, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

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99 percent of teens would have a heart attack is facebook and myspace were simultaneously destroyed. If you would be one of the one percent who would be laughing your butt off, or attending a funeral and laughing your butt off, then copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

If you actually enjoy reading, copy this into your profile.

If you are of the opinion that everyone is entitled to their own opinion, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever read something and got sucked into that book, copy this into your profile.

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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, xnarutoxrocksx,SakuraUchiha101, SakuraHarunoKinomoto, Storm Midnight, Star Wars nut, FlameWing41, Pie in the Face, AryaFan1121, Alyss Mainwaring, DragonQuill6913

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93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Ginormous Funtastic Everything, Kara Hitame, HopelessxRomanticx1993, boyzaremylife, September5Rhyme (and proud to do so), HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, DarkRose02, devotedtodreams, SkywardShadow, XxGaarasGirlXx, Gaaras1Girl, Saara-chan, BellaPerea, kairika, Arya-Svit-Kona1, InheritanceArtist(it happens daily ;), Pie in the Face, AryaFan1121,Alyss Mainwaring, DragonQuill6913

If you know the difference between "its" and "it's", copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair (I was five okay!)

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else 3

4. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on 37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it.

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off 82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper (It was for Sunday school!)

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't.

There can't be a crisis today, my schedule is already full.

The weather forecast for tonight: Dark.

If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito

"It's amazing the feats one can accomplish when they're bored."

"I was walking through the store, buying ant killer and weed killer and all these KILLERS, when I suddenly thought... 'pie.'"

"I have this thing I like to call 'People Hate.' It gets me in trouble...a lot."

"Simple minds are easily entertained. Complex minds are entertained by simple minds"

"I'm telling you, he's part ninja! AND he controlls the weather!"

During a long, dramatic speech: C1: *interrupts* Do you have a band aid? Character making speech: *stares* C1: Sorry, it's just that I just ripped off a hangnail, and now my finger's bleeding.

"When one is in my position, they either conquer the world or learn the piano. And I am rather tone deaf."

C1- "You're insane!" C2- "Yeah, isn't it great?"

"There is a fine line between bravery and stupidity. You've crossed that border so many times they've stopped asking for your passport."

"[C1]! Your brother's on fire again!" "[C2]I'll be right there! Just let me finish this level of Lego Harry Potter..."

"I knew something was up the moment I walked in the door, for one, my house was clean."

"I've found that the greatest pleasure in life is doing the things that others say are impossible."

"That is quite possibly the most inane, insane, and flat-out dangerous suggestion I had ever heard in my life. I like it."

"Explosive devices? I have no idea what you can possibly be talking about."

"You obviously underestimate the power of numerous childhood games of Playing Pretend."

"We're in the middle of a banquet and you come to tell me the royal poison taster just dropped dead?!"

"Ever since i was younger, I've always wanted to do my PHD. Just so I can be called a Professor which makes me feel like I'm a teacher at Hogwarts."

"It's like Tetris. You learn to succeed, then you see everything blow up in your face, and eventually, you learn not to succeed, because every time you succeed, you fail."

"As much as I hate to admit this with every single fiber of my being, I am in need of your assistance."

"The thing about heroes is, they rarely exist in reality." (Sigh...)

"Where did the idea of love get us anyway? Two teenagers dead in the Capulet tomb and a bunch of sparkly vampires?"

Sir I would like to report a mutiny. I can point names and name fingers - Jack Sparrow, On Stranger Tides (Date is the 31 May 2011)

Face is familiar. Have I threatened you before? - Jack Sparrow, On Stranger Tides (6 of June)

That's the spirit - one part brave, three parts fool - Brom, Eragon (25 June)

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The Academy by expectopatromun reviews
Manfred Bloor is back, and he's out for revenge. / currently editing posted chapters.
Charlie Bone - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,045 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Asa. P, Tancred T.
Golden Age Tales by WillowDryad reviews
Chapter Six: Below the Surface. Peter and Edmund meet some charming visitors, but are they what they seem? Rating may change based on individual stories. Golden Age. No slash. My friend Monica drew this precious picture of Peter. Isn't it great?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,627 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie
Teenage Girls, Prom Dresses and Nonexistant Musicals by LatibuleFizzgig reviews
Jaden and Risa return in a fabulous display of randomness! After returning from Narnia, the girls want to go back so Risa drags Jade into their friend's closet on the night of their senior prom and stumble into Narnia. Those poor Narnians...
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,514 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 2/22/2011
Refined by Fire by WillowDryad reviews
Betrayed and torn away from home and family, Peter and Edmund have nothing to hold onto but their trust in Aslan. But has He abandoned His chosen ones? Golden Age. No slash. Thanks to narniagirl11 for the great cover art!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 75,163 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Can I Call Him Dad? by Ink Stained Quill reviews
Teddy is torn between love for his dead father and love for Harry. Will anyone convince him that he can have both? Cute little one-shot with lots of fluff. No Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Harry P., Teddy L., Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Falling by Azurai Wolf reviews
BEING REWRITTEN. Isabella Byrom wakes up in a world she's always wished to be a part of. But, knowing what the future holds, will she let things play out the way they were meant to? Or was she brought there because things were meant to change? RL/OC JP/LE SB/OC COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 64,895 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 12/30/2010 - OC, Remus L. - Complete
Inside This Armor by Omnitrix 12 reviews
This is a fic I'm working on for the Dragons in our Midst series. A young boy named Jeremy struggles to hide a secret, one that could spell doom for him and everyone he loves. Rated T to be on the safe side, due to violence and some other content later.
Dragons in Our Midst - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,683 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 6/5/2009
Alliances by AccioVoldemortsNose reviews
With Thanos defeated, Gwendolyn Powers is finally settling down with Steve Rogers. However, all plans are put on hold when AIM decides to make themselves known. But after Gwen becomes ill, it's not only a race to stop AIM, but a race for her life. NOW REWRITTEN AS Freedom Lies In Being Bold
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 85,492 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - [Captain America/Steve R., OC] - Complete
Heart of a Dragon by HogwartsDreamer113 reviews
Draco's parents want him to marry, so the send him to the Greengrass's for the summer, hoping he'll fall in love with their daughter, Daphne. But what happens when he falls for Daphne's younger sister, Astoria, instead? Because of course, the heart of a dragon can never be tamed. Draco/Astoria.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,510 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
The Right Powers by AccioVoldemortsNose reviews
Tony builds a teleportation device and Gwendolyn Powers is the first one to use it. However, she finds herself in a parallel universe where a girl named Becky Andrews has a few things in common with her. Co-written with Justasmalltowngirl2713, features our OCs.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Energies by AccioVoldemortsNose reviews
After battling Loki, Gwendolyn Powers thinks it's all over. Little does she know, that was only the start of something far worse. NOW REWRITTEN AS Freedom Lies In Being Bold
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 49,729 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - [Captain America/Steve R., OC] - Complete
Counted Among the Traitors by WillowDryad reviews
King Edmund the Just was once counted among the traitors, but now he is known throughout Narnia as a man of honor and truth, and the High King's trust in him can never be shaken. Or can it? Golden Age. No slash. Thanks to narniagirl11 for the great cover art!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,916 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Life of Lily by Sweets5236 reviews
Lily Evans breaks at the beginning of her seventh year. Her life is currently a mess and she is confused and conflicted. Along her road to recovery she makes new friends and falls in love with the boy whom she despised.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 86,407 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Trust Me by HogwartsDreamer113 reviews
It wasn't that Rose didn't like Scorpius. She just didn't trust him. There is no way they'll ever be friends, but Scorpius has other ideas, maybe for something a little bit more than friendship. Eventually Rose/Scorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 59,331 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Magnificent, Gentle, Valiant, Just by expectopatromun reviews
A poem I wrote for a class assignment. 40 lines, free verse.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Miles Away by expectopatromun reviews
"Nymphadora Tonks-Lupin was broken, and the only person who could fix her was a million miles away." OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Remus L., N. Tonks
Losing Hope Sequel to Mercies In Disguise by crazygirl45 reviews
Two years after graduation, Voldemort is rising, and the war has begun. Things are looking bad, and baby Harry is on the way! When things take a twist in the wrong direction, can the marauders ever recover? Sequel to Mercies In Disguise! Read that first!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,555 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Everything You Ought to Know by HogwartsDreamer113 reviews
Harry writes a letter to Teddy as Sirius once did for him telling him about his life after the war and his reactions to important events in Teddy's life. Lots of Harry/Ginny fluff. Sequel to The Words I Never Got to Say but you don't need to read it first
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,756 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Harry P., Teddy L. - Complete
Rue's Song by expectopatromun reviews
"I failed them. I lost. I let her go. I let her trick me into believing her lies. I let Fire Girl walk free. She was never allies with the little girl. She couldn't have been. It's impossible."
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Thresh, Rue - Complete
Avatar ABC's by Kimco96 reviews
A is for apples! Read to see how the Avatar world remembers the alphabet in a series of one-shots.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 7/6/2011
I Had To by amishgirl281 reviews
There was never going to be another way. He had to do it, he had to kill him. This is the story of what was going on with Severus the night he had to kill Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
The Greatness of Hufflepuff by HogwartsDreamer113 reviews
When Hugo is sorted into Hufflepuff, he is disappointed, until his older cousin and fellow Hufflepuff, Lucy comforts him by telling him the story of her sorting, and convincing him that his family will always love him, no matter what. NO COUSINCEST!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,656 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Percy W., Hugo W., Lucy W. - Complete
The Slytherin Headmistress by HogwartsDreamer113 reviews
Lucianna Pasen is the new Potions master and deputy headmistress at Hogwarts with a mysterious past. Who is she, and why did she change her last name even though she never married? Is she ashamed of something? Rated T for minor swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,847 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 11/16/2011 - OC - Complete
Harsh by defying stars reviews
Remus learns that the world is a harsh place through experience. First fanfiction!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Remus L. - Complete
Those Other Guys by Doppler Effect reviews
Sequel to Those Guys We Forgot About? The five units trained by Cub go on their first two missions against Scorpia. At the same time, Cub gets his vengeance for something unrelated to Scorpia...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,381 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Something's Gone Wrong by TheCompositionNotebook reviews
Yes, it most certainly has! My first Marauder's Era fanfic. Winner of lella7's 'Fantastic Beasts' competition! One-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,982 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Wonder Why by Alyss Mainwaring reviews
This was meant to go in the one-shots but I have not had time to write the whole thing before a concert. Alyss and Pauline wonder why it is always their husbands who get hurt. Aly
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - [Alyss, Will] Halt - Complete
In the Wrong House by starfishstar reviews
It didn't matter if they were unpredictable Blacks or show-off Potters, or even someone harmless like Peter Pettigrew. None of these boys could be his friends, and it was time Remus started remembering it. He didn't mind, Remus told himself. He didn't need friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,100 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
The 39 Clues Quote Archive! by Alex Almighty reviews
Welcome to the Official 39 Clues Quote Archive! Here, will contain the bestest quotes from all the 39 Clues books and series! :D Please enjoy yourself! not like you can't on something this cool:
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/11/2011
Deck the Halt With Boughs of Holly by Dautr abr du Sundavar reviews
Fa la la la la! Tis the season for Christmas cheer, given to Rangers far and near. Extreme fluffles abound herein, with Halt giving grumpys as Will Treaty grins. When Will's excited and Halt's himself, what will happen to the apprentice elf?
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Halt, Will - Complete
Those Guys We Forgot About? by Doppler Effect reviews
After a review of what happened after the unpublished chapter about RTI in Stormbreaker, Alex is called back to Breacon Beacons to the despair of the K-Unit. Due to a request for a new teacher on terrorist organizations, MI6 sends their specialist in.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,584 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
The Dog in the Common Room by DarthAbby reviews
When he finally acheives turning into a large black dog, where does Sirius Black go to first? The Gryffindor Common Room, of course! oneshot, just for giggles!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Golden Medallion by flaminglake reviews
Basically a series of short extracts from Halt's life up until he leaves Hibernia. Spoliers for book 8. Explains the amulet he has in my story, "Our Darkest Night" but you don't need to read that to read this.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,794 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Halt - Complete
Hold My Heart by LucyEverdeen28 reviews
Sapphira's broken heart needs healing, and only one source can provide that for her. *Songfic to Tenth Avenue North's "Hold My Heart." Set during Eye of the Oracle*
Dragons in Our Midst - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Complete
Occhi Scuri, Occhi Chiari by Hibernian Princess reviews
When you're looking to break a chain, where do you strike? The weakest link. And how is that link broken? Love - or a thin shadow of it. Rated T for future thematic material.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Gilan
Green Oakleaf by Hibernian Princess reviews
Basically, Halt falls in love. An old fanfic I did three and a half years ago-complete with my new sarcastic comments and lots and lots of bashing ! HaltxOC, rated K plus for some slight innuendo. Complete.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,462 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Halt - Complete
The Photo by Takk-ansi reviews
On Harry's nightstand sits a picture of Lily & James. Their smiles wide and their futures bright. This is just a short of how it came to be taken.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
In Another Life by MyPhoenixLament reviews
"Do you ever think about what it would be like to be ordinary?" Severus Snape dies that May night in the Shrieking Shack... and then wakes up to a life wholly unexpected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,513 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Teenage girls, paintings, and talking rodents by LatibuleFizzgig reviews
Jaden and I fall in to the Dawn Treader...quite literally. Jaden tries to make sure I don't screw everything up and elope with Caspian or steal away Reep. What happens when half the time that doesn't work out, what kind of chaos ensues?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,655 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Complete
Amy Gets Stuck in Twilight! Help! by Alex Almighty reviews
Amy looked at the creepy dude staring back at her. News-flash! There is an article of clothing called a shirt! And the other man... had he rubbed baby-powder all over himself? How else could he be that pale? In normal life, people aren't that dramatic!
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Amy C., Dan C. - Complete
Harry of Hog and the Saga of Hogswarth by Zille reviews
Inspired by the tales of Robin Hood, we find our HP characters in a medieval setting, in which Harry and Ron set out to revenge Harry's parents and restore peace to the Kingdom of Hog, and maybe find love along the way. RHr and HG, AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,322 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
I Feel Like a Monster by Elfpen reviews
Remus Lupin Struggles with his lycanthropy. James and Sirius decide to befriend the lonely boy. Songfic to ‘Monster’ by Skillet
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,523 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Remus L.
The Werewolf Cub: Prologue by bakaprincess85 reviews
This is a revamp of my original story The Werewolf Cub: Prologue. It features Fianna Finchley travelling from our dimension to the Harry Potter dimension, with only a backpack full of the Harry Potter books and her stuffed wolf Moony and creating havoc.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,796 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., OC - Complete
History by penspot reviews
Aslan said in Prince Caspian that Telmar was once un-peopled until those six pirates came and inhabited it. This is that story. R&R
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,798 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Complete
Wind And Waves by HeroOfTheCastleOfMarble reviews
James is the pirate Captain of The Marauder. Lily is the daughter of a Duke. The two strike up a contract and the next thing Lily knows, she's on a Pirate ship, with one of the deadliest pirates after her. AU LilyJames Please read and review! Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 135,922 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Day Rowena Ravenclaw Was Almost Hanged by MyPhoenixLament reviews
GG x RR The day that Rowena Ravenclaw was almost hanged, but was not, in the end, because Godric Gryffindor decided to be heroic and save her. A tale in which Rowena unexpectedly becomes a damsel in distress.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,202 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Godric G., Rowena R. - Complete
A Message by Dearheart reviews
To: You. From: Aslan. He wants to tell you something. [Dedicated to every Narniac who's ever knocked on the back of their closet.]
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Aslan - Complete
The Stains On His Robes by Lucillia reviews
A short explanation on how the Bloody Baron got those stains on his robes, in his point of view.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Bloody Baron - Complete
Under the Bed by Lone One reviews
Why does Tom Riddle claim that Hagrid raised werewolf cubs under his bed? Merely a slanderous lie, or something a bit more interesting? Follow me on a torturous journey through time in search of the facts behind this fascinating and ludicrous rumour!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Love Means Never Having to TimeTravel by BlueRosesAtMidnight reviews
Complete. FWHG. Hermione and Fred accidentally go back in time to the Marauder's Era when a potion explodes. Hilarity ensues when Fred creates their cover story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,694 - Reviews: 1470 - Favs: 2,699 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Cywir Carennydd by Lone One reviews
A Marauders era fic, Remus centric. Everyone needs friends, even little werewolves. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 85,840 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/22/2004 - Published: 7/16/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
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Strange New Life reviews
What will happen when an American muggleborn gets lost on her way to Hogwarts? Lost in time that is... STORY ABANDONED.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,015 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - OC - Complete
Create, Laugh, Name, Laugh reviews
God makes a funny creature, Adam has to name it. 'Nuff said.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Adam
Love Is No More reviews
From Cindella: An Ever After story. Prince Henry's feelings when he realizes the Contess is Danielle.
Others - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Complete