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Joined 08-07-11, id: 3139375, Profile Updated: 05-31-12
Author has written 3 stories for Tetris, Sherlock, and Gone.

Hi!

Well, I've been thinking about writing for a while now, so I thought, why the hell not

I'm a teenage girl from the UK.

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Babysitting Blues by scarlettcat reviews
The summer before 7th year, Hermione gets her first official assignment as an Order member. Babysitting Draco Malfoy! Lots of banter, hexes, Weasley products and general craziness. Strong language, naughtiness & puns. Dramione fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 231,270 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
When Love and Hate Collide by RZZMG reviews
During sixth year, Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy are compelled by an ancient & powerful destiny to be together, but will their feelings for each other be enough to save Draco from the taint of his Dark Mark & his evil alter-ego, "Malfoy"? What happens when love and hate collide? Rev. 1 was a DRAMIONE AWARD WINNER in 4 categories! Rev. 2 underway-see profile for details.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 204,811 - Reviews: 1668 - Favs: 2,470 - Follows: 2,125 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Eros & Psyche by RZZMG reviews
Draco challenges Harry & the Gryfs to play EROS, a scandalous card game. It's Slyth vs. Gryf, pride vs. desire, male vs. female! Who wins the game of hearts & amour? FIC CHALLENGE! HOT SHAGGING. Pairings-DMxHG,GWxBZ,RWxPP,SFxLB,TNxDG,HPxTD. A/U 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 348,679 - Reviews: 4587 - Favs: 4,545 - Follows: 5,713 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Voidsong by NoxLamiarum reviews
The Doctor tries to swing by the Ponds' to pick them up for one last adventure, but he ends up not only on the wrong continent, but on the wrong Earth—in the wrong universe—altogether, gaining some new companions on the way. Superwholock genfic
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,845 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 1/8/2012 - 11th Doctor, Dean W.
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 2869 - Favs: 3,813 - Follows: 3,408 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
James Potter & Friends by James Potter Gets Shit Done reviews
The cereal was his friend. There were many bits of cereal in an average bowl full of cereal. Bowlfuls, even. Cereal generally meant 'many', as in 'serial' killings. Not just one, but many. James felt as if every crunchy piece of cereal was like a devoted fan.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2012 - James P.
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5061 - Favs: 11,620 - Follows: 1,337 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mandrake Love by Keppiehed reviews
Serving detention, the boys find out there are worse things in the forest than each other. Like a libidinous weed. Naughty hijinks ensue! Please mind warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,139 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
FAYZbook by Hyperactive Lioness reviews
What would happen if 'Gone' was told through the character's facebook now "FAYZbook" updates? Find out here!
Gone - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,819 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009
Hogwarts Maelstrom by Reirei666 reviews
AU STORY Voldemort won. Potter is dead and Hogwarts attendance is mandatory. Pure-bloods own Muggleborns and blood traitors as personal slaves. The remaining DA plan an escape but is there hope in this cruel new world? Hermione/Draco, Completed. Mature **
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,275 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Why Draco Should Not Be Using Tampons by Padfoot the Marauder reviews
Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,268 - Reviews: 1224 - Favs: 2,528 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Tale of Two Lies by savethewolves reviews
Lily Evans in her Seventh and Final Year: Can she keep her darkest secrets? Rated M for a REASON. Not Good at Summaries.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,459 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Lily Luna P., James P.
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3079 - Favs: 4,285 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Relationships Change by dracosgirl2515 reviews
COMPLETED! As is the SEQUEL! Ron and Hermione are dating, but something happens...who is there to comfort her? Our Slytherin badass, but he has another agenda...or does he? Rated R for language and scenes later on...this is your WaRnInG!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 152,558 - Reviews: 2749 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 3/17/2005 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Confused reviews
Brianna finally confronts Dekka about the whispered secret
Gone - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Brianna/The Breeze, Dekka - Complete
Drunken Actions are Sober Fantasies reviews
John and Sherlock are a bit tipsy, and it leads somewhere unexpected for them but totally expected for us Warning: Graphic Smut.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Tetris release reviews
Tetris is laced with sexual innuendos..
Tetris - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Complete