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Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Hunger Games.

Hello Im Proffessor Prongs , Here is a list of random things i like

Harry potter






magic tricks


here is a list of thing I cant stand





-Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin

-Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

-Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

-Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

-Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

-Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

-Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

-Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

-Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

-Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

-Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

-You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

-Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

-Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

-If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

-If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

-If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybodies nerves" song copy this into your profile


FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS:Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS:Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME.

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit

winx club

and soy milk

Hope to seee your reviews soon !

Question 1:What is your favorite Harry Potter book and why? Least favorite?

Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone

Question 2:What is your favorite Harry Potter movie and why? Least favorite?


Question 3:Who is your favorite character?


Question 4:What is your favorite spell?

Expecto Patronum

Question 5:Who is your favorite teacher at Hogwarts?

Proffessor Sprout

Question 6:Who is your favorite Death Eater (Voldemort included)?

Yaxley(watch A Very Potter Sequel)

Question 7:Who is your favorite Hogwarts Student?

Hermione Luna and Neville

Question 8:What house would you want to be in? Which house do you think you would be sorted into?

Ravenclaw .But Probrably gyffindor.

Question 9:Would you join the Order or the Death Eaters?

The Order

Question 10:If you could choose any character to be your boyfriend/girlfriend, who would it be?


Question 11:Who would be your best friend?

Hermione or Luna

Question 12:Warner Brothers postponed the release date of the Half-Blood Prince movie to July of 2009. What are your thoughts on this?

its been out for a long time

Question 13:What is your favorite magical creature?

hippogriff and Pheonixes

Question 15:Would you like to throw Dolores Umbridge into a boiling vat of acid?


Question 16:What character would you dress up as for Halloween?


Question 17:How did you get your copy of The Deathly Hallows?


Question 18:How did you get into Harry Potter?

my friend showed me the first movie, then I read the books

Question 19:What is one memorable experience you have had involving the series?

I was inspired to write

Question 20:Have you ever seen a movie you were not particularly interested in, simply because it had a Harry Potter actor in it?


Question 21:Would you go to Hogwarts, Durmstrang, or Beaubatons?

Hogwarts but i really dont have a choice i cant go to Durmstrang and i dont want to go toBeaubatons where the school uniforn is a dress or a skirt

Question 22:What was your favorite Triwizard task?

DRAGONS. The maze and lake would be creepy

Question 23:Before you read The Deathly Hallows, what was your opinion of Snape?

I don't know.

Question 24:Do you read or write fanfiction?

WRITE.But I read alot too.

Question 25:Which spell do you wish you could use in real life?

all of em

Question 26:What position would you play in Quidditch?

seeker.Im kinda small, and really fast

Question 27:What was your favorite moment in any of the books?

When ron and Hermione kiss

Question 28:What event in the series did you wish had happened differently?

Dobby would have lived

Question 29:Would you join the DA?


Question 30:Do you think Voldemort has EVER had a girlfriend?

ok thats disturbing to think about

Question 31:What name from the series would you be willing to change your own name to?

Nymphadora Tonks!

Question 32:What type of wand would you have?

Wand chooses the wizard, not the other way

Question 33:What would your pet be?

Pheonix or Hippogriff(fawke and Beaky 4 ever)

Question 34:If you could belong to any family in the series, which would it be?


Question 35:Which Hallow would you most like to have?

The cloak of invisibility

Question 36:What is your favorite horcrux?

the locket

Question 37:Ever seen Potter Puppet Pals?


Question 38:What would your patronus be?

A dolphin

Question 39:What would be your animagus form?

A ferret

Question 40:Who is your favorite Marauder?


Question 41:If you went to Diagon Alley, where would you go first?

Ollivanders then Quality Quidditch Supplies

Question 42:Favorite member of the Black family?


Question 43:Favorite member of the Weasley family?

Ron and fred gearoge, and Charlie

Question 44:Who should have won the Triwizard Cup?

Probably Cedric

Question 45:Who is your favorite actor in the films?

Rupert Grint (Ron) Emma Watson (Hermione)

Question 46:(insert actor here) should totally play (insert character here).

I Got Nothin

Question 47:What would you wear to the Yule Ball?

dress robes, even though Im not a dude

Question 48:How many times have you read the series?

Too many times to count

Question 49:Who is your favorite couple?


Question 50:Did you like this survey?



Big Harry Potter Survey Thingy


Are you obsessed with Harry Potter? YES.

Could You Prove That Statement In Court? Definitely.

Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s? Yes

What’s Hermione’s? Jean

What’s Ron’s? Bilius

What’s Harry’s? James

What’s Ginny’s? Molly

Have You Seen All The Movies? Yes

Read All The Books? Yes

What Do You Think Of J.K.R.? She is a genuis


Weasley? Ron then the twins

Character, Overall? Hermione

Female Character? Hermione

Male Character? Ron

Group Of Characters? The Marauders

Adult? Macgonagoll

Professor? sprout

Ship? Idk

Spell? Expecto Patronum

Sweet? That sherbert that makes you float ( I forgot what it's called)

Place? Hogwarts grounds

Weasley Twin? how can u choose?

Product? Firebolt

Shop? weasleys wizard weazees

Least Favorites

Weasley? Percy

Character, Overall? Bellatrix(can you say phsycopath?)

Female? Cho

Male? voldemort

Adult? Umbridge

Student? Lavender Brown (She snogged hermiones man)

Spell? Avada kedavra

Book? None

Ship? Idk

Sweet? acid pops

Death Eater? Greyback

Shop? Borgin and Burkes

Place? Azkaban

Professor? Umbridge

Couples? What Do You Think?

Ron/Hermione? yes

Harry/Hermione? No

Harry/Ginny? i guess



Harry/Pansy? no way

Ron/Lavander? No

Ron/Luna? No

Ron/Pansy? No

Ron/Fleur? in his dreams

Hermione/Krum? nope shes right for ron


No, no, no,no, no,no,no

Hermione/FredORGeorge? would never happen

James/Lily? Maybe

Lily/Snape? YES

Lily/Sirius? No

Lily/Lupin? no

Tonks/Lupin? Yes

Draco/Pansy? Errr...thats disturbing

Fred/Angelina? Maybe...I think she maybe liked George more

Bill/Fleur? Yes!

Harry/Cho ugh

Harry or Ron? Ron obviously

Hermione or Ginny? Hermmione.Duh

Neville or Seamus? Neville is so awesome

Snape or Slughorn? Snape

Fred Or George? George

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione? Harry/Ginny!

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione RON/HERMIONE!

Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna? Hmmm...neither...

Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna? Ron/Hermione

Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione? Hermione/Krum

Ron/Lavender or Ron/Hermione? RON/HERMIONE!

ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey? ButterBeer

Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes? Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes

Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks? hogs head

James/Lily or Snape/Lily? Snape/Lily

Hogwarts or Hogsmeade? Hogwarts

Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley? Diagon alley

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley? Malfoy Manor, I guess...

Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees? Beartie Bott's

Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet? Daily Prophet

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch? Barty Crouch

Gryffindor or Ravenclaw? Ravenclaw

Have you Been to A Release Party? No but I'd really like to.

Ever cried while reading one of the books? Yes WHY Dobby?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

A Movie?

Part one and two why fred and dobby?!?!?!?!?

Books or Movies?

Definitely the books

Had A Dream About Harry Potter? Yes

Been To A Fansite? Yes

Been to JKR’s Site? Yes

Have You Ever Roleplayed? No

If So/Do..Who were you/ are you? ...

Did you use to have an absurd theory? least, I don't remember having one...

What was it? see above

Did you/Do you hide your obbsession? nope

Did it/ Does it work? i dont try

Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all? yes

Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”? yes

Did you just try to prove that wrong? no

Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Initials? what kind of question is that

Did you just try to prove that wrong? No.

Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are a lot alike? Yes

Do you find it weird that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So A Like? No

Do you know what fanfiction is? Hello??

Ever Been To A Fanfiction site? wow

Do you read fanfiction? Yes, alot!

If so, do you like it? love it

Are you a member of a fanfiction site? yes

What site?

Do you write fanfiction? yes

Do you like to write fanfiction? yes

Ever had Harry Potter Candy? during the las t harry potter i had to hold in three cups of butter beer one bag of jelly belly beans two bags of popcorn and two chocolate turtles

Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff? Yes

Do you have Harry Potter Scene It? I wish

Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt? No. But I do have a cloak

What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too? tonks or Hermione (weird huh)

Do You Agree With This? I guess so...

Do You Have Any Nicknames That Have To Do With Harry Potter? Yes

What Are They? -Godric.Don't ask me

Do you object to being Called By them? -nope its kinda cool

Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession? -most of them are obsessed too.

Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter? a bunch

What’s One?(You don’t have to explain) That sucks royal hippofriff and I expect nargles are behind it

Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter? EVERYTHING

Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter? Yes

Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts? OF COURSE! Who doesn't?

Have you re-read the books? yes.

Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party? 3

Have You Had An HP Party? see above

Do You Want To? no Ive already had to many

Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical? yes

Have You Ever Wrote One? No

Do You Want To? no Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter? No, not yet

If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it i wount write a hp musical

Are You Going To Write One?no

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. (next they'll tell us Jupiter is too big)LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you are in LOVE with fictional chacters copy and paste this on your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking Trix, copy this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have/ wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile.

IS The Musical Thing Annoying You? No I think its funny

Percy Jackson fan Qualifications

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain


NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

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More Wizards Needed: Book One reviews
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I Need Wizards reviews
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