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Author has written 5 stories for St. Trinian's, Harry Potter, Switched at Birth, Walking Dead, and Glee.
OK, I'm 13, a girl, and if you are a creepy psycho with a weapon, you now have me narrowed down to every 13-year-old girl in the world. GOOD JOB!
And if you didn't notice by my penname, I am obsessed (no it's more like a healthy addiction)with the color indigo. WooHoo! OH NO PSYCHOS, I JUST MADE IT THAT MUCH EASIER! WHAT WAS I THINKING!
I am currently re-writing Lover is Childlike. It will be taken down and reposted in a short amount of time.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus driven by someone smokin' weed, copy and paste this to your profile
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, Copy and Paste this in your profile.
Harry Potter made me realize... Real life is extremely boring
Meaning of Each Letter in Your Name (Oh Merlin – this will take forever! XD)
Isabella (I will not put my last name but I am highlighting the letters.)
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile. --I named mine. Heck yes.
If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you find yourself being called alot of different names, copy this into your profile.
If you know the Muffin Man, copy this into your profile.
Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom
1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore!
2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know!
3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?
4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding.
5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'!
6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...
7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?
8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?
9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...
10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain.
11. Dammit, Steve! You're the father of my baby! You know what? I'm-- AAAAHHH!! OH GOD, I'M HAVING THE BABY!! DAMN YOU, STEVE!! IF I'M GONNA HAVE THIS BABY NOW, YOU'RE GONNA FEEL THIS PAIN WITH ME!! Oh shit... is the intercom actually on?
12. This is your captain spreaking: we're about to land, but... uh... does anybody know how? I was kinda weak on that in piloting school...
Lend you their umbrella
Take yours and say 'RUN YOU FRUCKING BITCH RUN!'
Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma and Grandpa.
Call your parents DAD and MOM and GRAMS, GRAMPS!
Would bail you out of jail.
Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!"
Have never seen you cry.
Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.
Ask you to write down your number.
Have your grandparents on speed dial.
Only know a few things about you.
Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
Will kick the whole crowds asses that left you
Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
Would knock on your front door.
Walk right in and say "IT'S BRITNEY BITCH!"
You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
Already know not to tell.
Are only through school/college. (Drinking buddies!)
Are for life.
Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
Will go up to him and say 'its because you're gay isn't it?'
Will help you when you're lost
Will be giving you shitty directions and fucking with your compass
Will go with you to a concert
Will be helping you kidnap the band
Will hide you from the cops
Are probably the reason they are after you
Will buy you a pregnancy test
Will be standing outside the bathroom door screaming, "Name it after me!"
Find your Prince Charming
Find him, kidnap him and then bring him to you
Will pick you up when you fall down
Will pick you up, then trip you again
Borrow your stuff for a few days then return it
Have had your stuff for so long they've forgotten it's yours
Will leave when they feel insulted
Will forgive you even if you don't know what you said wrong
Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying
Will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry bastard who made you cry
Will offer you a soda
Will dump theirs on you
Will sit at the side of the pool with you when it's that time of the month
Will throw you a tampon and push you in
Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough
Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste that kind of shit!"
Will be crying at your funeral
Will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you
Would ignore this letter
Will repost this crap! (I can think of two people that fit in with the best friend category every single freaking time. Hi Kylie! Hi Bernie! *grins*)
Funny quote time!!
"CHICKENS WILL RULE THE WORLD!! Why do you think I'm a vegetarian?" -me
"The pen is mightier than the sword. I have to disagree with that. If I poke people with a pen, all it does is leave a black mark on their skin. But if I poke people with a sword, that does WAY more damage." -Me
"As I laid in bed, looking up at the stars, one thought crossed my mind...WHERE THE HECK WAS THE CEILING!?" -unknown
"No, I didn't accidentally run into the mailbox." 'So you did it on purpose?' "Yes..." 'You should've gone to the squishy room a loooong time ago.' "Same goes to you." "Jeremy" and 'Me'
What happens if you have a near death experence twice? What happens to the leftover death?
What happens if Bad Girls Go Good? HMMM?
What happens if you have a fantasy about strangling someone, then it turns out it wasn't a fantasy?
Lee Jordan was finding it difficult not to take sides.
"What happened down in the dungeons between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret, so, naturally the whole school knows." - Dumbledore, Sorcerer's Stone
"Your aunt and uncle will be proud, though, won't they?" said Hermione as they got off the train and joined the crowd thronging toward the enchanted barrier. "When they hear what you did this year?"
As though an invisible hand were writing upon it, words appeared on the smooth surface of the map. "Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
"Would anyone like me to help interpret the shadowy realms within their orb?"
"He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with news...check if I'm happy..." – Harry to the Dursleys, Prisoner of Azkaban
"Enjoying it?" said Ron darkly. "I don't reckon he'd come home if Dad didn't make him. He's obsessed. Just don't get him onto the subject of his boss. 'According to Mr. Crouch...as I was saying to Mr. Crouch...Mr. Crouch is of the opinion...Mr. Crouch was telling me...' They'll be announcing their engagement any day now." - Ron, Goblet of Fire
"I want to fix that in my memory forever," said Ron, his closed and an uplifted expression on his face. "Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..." - Ron, Goblet of Fire
"Why were you lurking under our window?"
"Excellent." said Lupin, looking up as Tonks and Harry entered. "We've got about a minute, I think. We should get out into the garden so we're ready. Harry, I've left a letter telling your aunt and uncle not to worry -"
Mrs. Weasley let out a shriek just like Hermione's.
"Harry, don't go picking a row with Malfoy, don't forget, he's a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you..."
"We believe the Dementors are currently taking direction from Lord - Thingy." - Cornelius Fudge, Order of the Phoenix
"Do you remember me telling you we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter?"
“I was awake half the night thinking it all over, and I believe it’s a plot to get the house.”
"Pathetic. Pathetic! With the whole wide world of ear-related humour before you, you go for holey?" - Fred, Deathly Hallows
"Ron, you know full well Harry and I were brought up by Muggles!” said Hermione. “We didn’t hear stories like that when we were little, we heard ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs’ and ‘Cinderella’—“
"So, people, let's try to calm down a bit. Things are bad enough without inventing stuff as well. For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That's a Basilisk, listeners. One simple test: check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it's safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that's still likely to be the last thing you ever do." - Fred, Deathly Hallows
"IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I'LL KILL YOU, HARRY!" - Ron, Deathly Hallows
"'Did you like question ten, Moony?' asked Sirius as they emerged into the entrance hall.
"Where is Wood?" said Harry, suddenly realizing he wasn't there.
Hey, look I found this cool HP quiz thingy! :D
Which is your favorite Harry Potter book? Deathly Hallows
Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie? Goblet of Fire. Fred and George and Hermione are all so epic in that, and I love Neville's line "Oh my god - I've killed Harry Potter!"
Who is your favorite HP character(s)? Luna, Draco, Fred and George, Colin Creevey and Lee Jordan. (Cuz I can)
But what house would you think you'll be in? Slytherin/Gryffindor/Ravenclaw. So any house but Hufflepuff
Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite? PEEVESY!
What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? Defense Against the Dark Arts. Or Divination. For a laugh.
Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts? Professor McGonagall - 'cause she is that freaking awesome.
Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? Beater
Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? Beater (I may look innocent and sweet - but I can beat the crap outta you with a bat!)
Who do you want to make friends with? Err...Hermione, Fred, George, Luna, Ginny and I want to be Draco's personal bugger-muffin. Just for the laughs.
If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? Oh my...probably Hermione, or Luna or Ginny... Or Ron: the eating buddy I've always wanted
Why would he/she be your best buddy? Yes, because I act like all four of them (Terrifying, ain't it?)
Which character in the book can you relate to? Ummm...Luna/Ginny.
What pet would you get? Can I have Dobby?! No? Fine. Get me a basilisk!
If's (if questions):
If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it? Me and Justin Bieber in Boyfriend, his newest music video. With chunky bieber
If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? Fuck no, they're a goner. XD Haha, kidding. Yeah, I'm pretty sure. (Maybe just to pet the doggy, but whatever, beggers can't be choosers.)
If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction? I would hug him and squeeze him and get my friend Kylie over right that second.
What would be his reaction to your reaction? Well, see, I dunno. 'Cause he's the one who appeared on my doorstep, so I have no clue.
If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)? Fred and George. Just so they could go around yelling "Make way! Seriously evil wizard coming through!" for me. XD
If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? Yeah. Probably Lupin. 'Cause I just felt like saying Lupin.
Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with? Can I have George/Fred?! PLEEEEEEEAAAAASE?!
Post a character that has the same hair color as you do. Hermione/Lavender.
Post a character that has the same eye color as you. Ginny.
What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned? Red
What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? Fushia
What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? Freckles! What do you mean that's not a color?! Fuck you! Maroon.
What color comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? Sparkling silver. : Cause she's that freaking awesome.
What color comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? Yellow/Orange.
What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? White
Is this quiz getting boring and too long? No, I've got nothing better to do!
If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? (Note: it makes you lucky in everything and everything you do won't go wrong.)
Do you like the books more or the movies? Movies! You get to see Draco in all his glory!
Who's your favorite out of the Marauders? Lupin
What would your Patronus take shape in? I dunno. Can I be an Avian-American?
What would be your Animagus form? I dunno. Can I be a My Little Pony and bounce around like Pinkie Pie?! No? *sigh* No sense of humor, you people...
What subject do you want to be the best in? ALL OF THEM!!!!
This or that:
Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? Oh god...you're making me CHOOSE?!
Severus Snape or Sirius Black? Sirius
Hermione or Cho? Hermione
James Potter or Snape? Snapey.
Hagrid or Snape? Hagrid
The Marauders or The Golden Trio? The Marauders. Just to see Lupin.
Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? I already am invisible! BWAHAHA! ANIMAGUS! >:D
Harry or Ron? "I'M HARRY FREAKIN' POTTER!" :D?
Fleur or Tonks? Tonks.
Hermione or Ginny? Ginny
Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? Can I pick Fleur for this one instead? I hate Robert Pattinson and I don't like Viktor at all.
Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? Luna Lovegood FTW! :D?
Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist? Oh god...again with the choosing...
Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)? Neither. I'm terrified of spiders and I don't like people taller than me. I choose - PIKACHU!
Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? HoneyDukes to the max!
Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs? Chocolate Frogs. Darn you, earwax!
Death Eaters or Aurors? Aurors. DEATHEATERS SUCK!
Dumbledore or Voldemort? "Ten points to Dumbledore!"
Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Narcissa. Bellatrix be crazy, bitches!
Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament? The third. I gotz me sum maaaaaad memory skillz, mmhmm.
Is this survey fun or boring? It was fun! It's over?! Crap!
Fanfiction Dictionary (Because, let's face it, we don't understand half the stuff on this site when we first join.)
AU - Alternate Universe. It should be pretty self-explanatory.
EWE - This stands for "Epilogue, What Epilogue?" Usually applies to the Harry Potter fandom, although I guess it could be used on other books as well.
Lemon - M scenes
Lime - M scenes, only less explicit than Lemons.
Slash - Same gender pairing.
Crack Pairing - A pairing that could never happen, makes absolutely no sense or is just so stupid that the very idea makes you laugh. For example: Voldemort and Draco (The hug! The hug! I laughed so hard at that!) People write these because they're funny to write and read.
OTP - This stands for "One True Pairing" which means that whichever pairing is featured, the author likes. A lot. Not to be confused with Order of the Phoenix (OotP)
Ship - No, not a boat. This is a relationship between characters.
Love Triangle/Square/Octagon/Other Shape - This is a pairing with many people participating in it, as if each person was standing on a point on the given shape. Like a Triangle would be three people, a square would be four and so on and so fourth. One character is usually the object of affection of all the other characters.
Fluff - Fluff is love. What I mean is, it's lovey moments where everything is just so sweet and 'aww' worthy. Fluff is literally love! (And you thought I was crazy.)
OC - Original Character. It's a character that was made by the fanfic author, and usually is paired with the lead/the sidekick/the kid that doesn't usually get paired up with anybody so they're basically a pity-date/someone to portray the fanfic author without actually being the author (usually.)
Mary-Sue - Mary Sues are horrible creatures. They are perfect in every single way and are flawless and beautiful and every guy falls for them. Needless to say, everybody hates them. (Young fanfic authors make these a lot, but on pure accident. My advice to get rid of the Mary-Sue is to start over with the character/story.) (However, stupid people are not allowed to use this excuse.) (I mean it, if you know better than nobody will believe you.)
Gary-Stu - Male version of a Mary-Sue. Use the same cleaning instructions given above.
OOC - This stands for "Out Of Character," which is where one (or more) of the characters aren't acting like themselves. Like Hermione burning all of her books and Draco ballet dancing or something.
Major Pairing - The major pairing in a story is the pairing with which the story revolves mostly around.
Minor Pairing(s) - The minor pairing(s) can range from one to as many as you can think of. Minor pairings are little pairings going on in the background while the major pairing gets to shine, but everybody loves them all the same.
Flame - A flame is a very hurtful review. Nobody likes them.
Flamer - A flamer is the one who dished out the flame. Nobody likes them either.
Copy and paste stuff!
If you cried because your Hogwarts letter never arrived but you know its because the owl got lost and not because you aren't magical, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you always mentally make the Sirius "serious" pun whenever somebody says, "I'm serious!" copy and paste this into your profile. (I always do. I start laughing and they glare at me.)
If you are sad because there will be no more Harry Potter books, copy and paste this into your profile
FUNNY QUOTE TIME!
"I have a growth, don't judge!"-Kylie and Bridget
"This is true..."-Bernadette
"Ya know what?!"
"What's that gotta do with the price of eggs in China?"-Mr. Ervin
"JerOme..."-Hayden, Bridget, Kylie, Bernadette, and me
"Jonah the shadow boy...JONAH!"-Bridget, Margaret, 'MadDog' Sara, Kylie, me
"What's the Water Cycle?"
"It was the salmon..."-Kylie, Danny, and me
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