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Joined 08-08-11, id: 3141430, Profile Updated: 05-02-15
Author has written 4 stories for Vampire Knight, Legend of Zelda, and Mortal Instruments.

Hello everyone! I'm MajesticStallion, and welcome to my profile. There's not much to say about me, to be honest. I'm just your average girl who loves writing and fangirling (totally a verb) over various things. Obviously, most of you guys are like that too, which is why I joined this site in the first place. Crazy fangirls unite!

Anyway, for what little there is to say about me, here are a few facts:

  • I'm Canadian
  • My favourite colour is blue
  • My favourite food is chocolate
  • I love horses; they're my favourite animal
  • I have a pet lizard (Bearded Dragon!)
  • I am obsessed with Kpop (Korean pop), but don't worry it's a healthy obsession (not really)
  • I'm half Spanish/half French-Canadian (I'm still as pale as a ghost though)
  • I love to travel (I want to visit South Korea, Japan and England especially)
  • I have dozens of husbands (real and fictional, they just don't know it yet)
  • I speak English and French fluently, and am currently learning Spanish
  • I want to learn Korean and Japanese
  • Now, let's move on to general favourites (might want to grab some popcorn):

    Favourite Books: The Mortal Instruments, The Infernal Devices, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The Heroes of Olympus, The Hunger Games, Harry Potter, Beautiful Creatures, Soul Screamers, Hush Hush Saga, Ruby Red Trilogy, The Selection Trilogy, Legend Trilogy, Divergent, Delirium Trilogy, Twilight (movies sucked), Thirteen Reasons Why, The Fault In Our Stars, The Perks of Being A Wallflower, The Book Thief, And Then There Were None, Holes, Charlotte's Web, Bridge to Terabithia, To Kill A Mockingbird

    Favourite Anime/Manga: Death Note, Vampire Knight, Pokemon (the show sucks now), Hetalia: Axis Powers & World Series & Beautiful World, Durarara!!, Romeo x Juliet, Toradora!, Ouran High School Host Club, Black Butler, D.Gray-Man, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Attack on Titan, Sword Art Online, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Avatar: The Legend of Korra

    Favorite TV shows: The Walking Dead, The Big Bang Theory, Criminal Minds, Modern Family, Raising Hope, Bates Motel, Under the Dome, Longmire

    Favourite Video Games: The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass, The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds, Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon, Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance, Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn, Fire Emblem: Awakening, Pokemon (let's just say I have a lot of them...), Golden Sun: Dark Dawn (I haven't played the first two, which is kind of sad), Super Smash Bros. Brawl, and basically anything Mario

    Favourite Artists: Simple Plan, Evanescence, Green Day, The Cab, Skillet, Marianas Trench, Mercy Mercedes, Maroon 5, LMFAO, Cobra Starship, Karl Wolf, The New Cities, Gym Class Heroes, Shawn Desman, Hot Chelle Rae, Britney Spears, Jason Derulo, Katy Perry, Danny Fernandes, Enrique Iglesias, Jordin Sparks, The Summer Set, Emblem3, Fall Out Boy, All Time Low, All-American Rejects, and pretty much anything else that's pop, rock, or alternative

    Favourite Kpop Groups (for all you Kpop fans!): BIGBANG, 2NE1, Super Junior, Girls' Generation, B.A.P, U-KISS, SHINee, Wonder Girls, Bangtan Boys (BTS), EXO, GOT7, MBLAQ, 2PM, VIXX, BTOB, Block B, TVXQ!, INFINITE, Trouble Maker, SISTAR, Apink, BOYFRIEND (I'm probably missing some...)

    Favourite Fire Emblem Pairings: RoyxLilina, EliwoodxNinian, LynxHector, EirikaxSeth, EphraimxTana, MicaiahxSothe, HaarxJill, ElinciaxGeoffrey, MakalovxAstrid, MistxRolf, RhysxMia, NailahxRafiel, RanulfxLethe, NaesalaxLeanne, MarthxShiida, ElicexMerric, JulianxLena, NynaxCamus

    Favourite Pokemon Pairings: AshxMisty, DrewxMay, KennyxDawn, JamesxJessie, RedxYellow, GreenxBlue, GoldxCrystal, RubyxSapphire, DiamondxPlatinum, JunxMitsumi, LunickxSolana, SpenserxElita, KeithxKate, RhythmixIsaac, SvenxWendy, BenxSummer, TouyaxTouko, CherenxBianca, WesxRui

    Favourite Hetalia Pairings: GermanyxItaly, AmericaxEngland, JapanxGreece, SpainxRomano, SwedenxFinland, SwitzerlandxLiechtenstein, RussiaxChina, FrancexCanada, DenmarkxNorway, HRExChibitalia, RExGermania, LithuaniaxPoland, AustriaxPrussia, JapanxTaiwan, AustriaxHungary, PrussiaxHungary, EnglandxSeychelles, SpainxBelgium

    Favourite Anime/Manga/Video Game Pairings: LinkxZelda, ZeroxYuuki, KainxRuka, ShikixRima, IsaacxJenna, MatthewxKaris, RomeoxJuliet, RyujixTaiga, ErenxMikasa, LevixPetra, HistoriaxYmir, JeanxMarco, ConniexSasha, ReinerxBertolt, ArminxAnnie, AangxKatara, ZukoxMai, SokkaxSuki, MakoxKorra (I have more, too lazy to add them right now)

    Favourite Book Pairings: HarryxGinny, RonxHermione, PercyxAnnabeth, CharlesxSilena, ClarissexChris, GroverxJuniper, JasonxPiper, FrankxHazel, PeetaxKatniss, FinnickxAnnie, JacexClary, AlecxMagnus, SimonxIsabelle, JordanxMaia, WillxTessa, JemxTessa, GideonxSophie, GabrielxCecily, JulianxEmma, TrisxTobias, WillxChristina, UriahxMarlene, EdwardxBella, JasperxAlice, EmmettxRosalie, PatchxNora, TodxKaylee, DayxJune, GideonxGwen, AlexxLena, TackxRaven, HunterxBram, AmericaxMaxon, MarleexCarter, AspenxLucy, EthanxLena (again, I have more, but I'm too lazy to add them right now)

    Favourite Kpop Members (my biases, feel free to Google them *wink wink*): T.O.P from BIGBANG, Kyuhyun from Super Junior, Zelo from B.A.P, Eli from U-KISS, Jungkook from Bangtan Boys, Sehun from EXO, Jackson from GOT7, Lee Joon from MBLAQ, Taecyeon from 2PM, Hongbin from VIXX, Sungjae from BTOB, U-Kwon from Block B, L from INFINITE, Minwoo from BOYFRIEND


    1. YOUR REAL NAME: Try and guess (isn't it an exotic name?)

    2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Kiaizzle (It's not even that cool...)

    3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (favorite color and favorite animal): Blue Horse (Oh yeah!)

    4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, and current street name): Juliet Rumford (I don't have a middle name, but Juliet was an option.)

    5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Valkilep (That's freaking awesome!)

    6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Green Fruitopia (Epic...)

    7. YOUR ARAB NAME (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your mom's middle name): Iluetae (What?)

    8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mother's middle name, dad's middle name): Marie-Francoise Antonio (This is what happens when your parents don't have English families...)

    9. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one of your pets): Black Spike (This is probably my favorite one! It sounds so cool!)

    10. YOUR HIPPIE NAME (type your name with your elbow): koianas (Freaking right!)


    LITTLE VOICE

    1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
    2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer
    3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

    1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

    "Circus" -- Britney Spears (I only went to a circus twice in my life...)

    2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

    "She's a Rebel" -- Green Day (They believe me to be the opposite of a rebel, actually.)

    3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

    "Throw Ya Hands Up" -- Stereos (And wave 'em like you just don't care!)

    4. WHAT IS 2 PLUS 2?

    "One Day" -- Simple Plan (One day, I'll find the answer to that question...)

    5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

    "Inner Strength" -- Hilary Duff (She has a lot of inner strength, actually!)

    6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

    "Kiss & Tell" -- Selena Gomez (He might do that, who knows?)

    7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

    "Take It Off" -- Ke$ha (Uh... no comment.)

    8. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

    "Far From Here" -- Marianas Trench (But... I don't wanna leave my family and friends.)

    9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

    "Burn It Down (Innerpartysystem Remix)" -- AWOLNATION (BURN HIM DOWN!!)

    10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

    "Hey Baby (Drop It to the Floor)" -- Pitbull feat. T-Pain (Another one I will not comment on...)

    11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

    "Mannequin" -- Katy Perry (Okay, it's not too bad, I guess.)

    12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

    "My Shoes" -- Jordan Pruitt (Really...?)

    13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

    "Falling for You" -- Mia Rose (Not really.)

    14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

    "Beauty from Pain" -- Superchick (I have such a tough life... NOT.)

    15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

    "With Love" -- Hilary Duff (I give them all my love!!)

    16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

    "Our Song" -- Taylor Swift (Yeah, that's right. I don't need a song.)

    17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

    "Happy" -- Hilary Duff (I sure hope so.)

    18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

    "Are We the Waiting" -- Green Day (Are we...?)

    19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

    "Back to the Start" -- The Summer Set (It's not even a funny song...)

    20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

    "Addicted" -- Stereos (Being addicted makes me cry? What?)

    21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

    "You're My Best Friend" -- Queen (I just got friendzoned... by a song.)

    22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

    "The Only Exception" -- Paramore (The song is not scary at all, but pretty deep.)

    23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

    "I Want It That Way" -- Backstreet Boys (I do.)

    24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

    "Wavin' Flag" -- K'Naan (Okay... that sort of makes sense?)

    25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

    "G-Get Up And Dance!" -- Faber Drive (I'm not very good at dancing, so yes it hurts.)

    26. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

    "Little Voice" -- Hilary Duff (I hear the voice speaking to me... it tells me to post it as that title...)


    LIST YOUR FAVORITE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE BOOK:

    1. Magnus

    2. Alec

    3. Jace

    4. Simon

    5. Clary

    6. Isabelle

    7. Maia

    8. Jordan

    9. Max

    10. Luke

    Then ask the following questions

    What would you do if number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

    Ask him to tell me a story about his past!

    Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

    Tell him, "Jace, what are you doing? You have Clary!"

    Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

    Simon! I knew you were a pedophile!

    Number 5 cooked you dinner?

    I hope Clary can cook me some good food. Other than that, we would talk about pretty much anything!

    Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

    I'd dump a bucket of water all over Isabelle's face. Then, I would die.

    Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

    WOOHOO! I'm part werewolf!

    Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

    Well, I guess the Praetor Lupus would visit him. And Maia.

    Number 9 made fun of your friends?

    Max would never do that!

    Number 10 ignored you all the time?

    That's very childish of him. I did nothing wrong!

    Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

    He would burn them to a crisp with his awesome magic!

    You're on vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

    Alec would heal me with a few runes, because he's freaking awesome like that. Then I'd give him a nice hug for saving me!

    It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

    Some sort of Shadowhunter weapon that I have no idea how to use... thanks Jace.

    You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

    He would try his best to get us both out, which would be a success since he's a vampire!

    You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

    Clary would reassure me and try her best to not make me do whatever it is that's so embarrassing.

    You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?

    Magnus would call Luke a pedophile and we would both run away together, getting married instead.

    You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

    Maia would talk to me about her own experiences with boyfriends and tell me she had it worse.

    You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

    Max would come up with a super awesome cheer and sing it at the top of his lungs.

    You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

    Luke would ask me what's so funny, and then he'd laugh along with me.

    Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

    Because he's a sexy, sexy warlock, that's why!

    Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

    Alec, that is absolutely disgusting in every way possible. Please marry Magnus instead!

    You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?

    Well, I usually don't know how to talk to dead people...

    Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

    Nope. Never. Unless it was a dare, but even then...

    Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

    Isabelle? Yup, I can see that for sure. But there's nothing I can do to stop her, so...

    You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

    Either Maia thinks it's super ugly, or super cute... I'm not sure.

    Number 8 thinks he/she'll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

    Jordan, you have Maia. I don't know what you're complaining about!

    Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an e-mail. Now what?

    Max, you're too young for me. As much as I think you're adorable, there's no way it'll ever happen.

    You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

    ADFGASDKJ!! No, that's not right AT ALL!!

    You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

    They're having a full out war over Clary, and who knows in how many pieces they're in...

    Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

    Nope! Isabelle would never do that to Alec... and neither would Magnus.

    Would 2 trust 5?

    Probably, yes. It's not like Alec hates Clary anymore.

    Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

    Luke would poke Simon back, and then it would be a poking war... yeah... not creepy at all.

    5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

    The study of arts!

    If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?

    Isabelle would ruin the whole dinner, so Jace would order Chinese instead.

    7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

    Max is not old enough to get a job, but... Maia would probably work at Luke's book store.

    8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

    I honestly have no idea... I hope Clary doesn't mind having uneven hair, though.

    9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like. Will 6 be happy?

    Not really. Max would probably draw a Naruto character, so Isabelle would be pretty pissed off.

    10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

    Luke and Max? I really don't wanna know...

    1 accidentally kicked 10?

    Luke would expect an apology from Magnus. Then it's all good.

    2 sent a message to his/her BF/GF, but 9 got it. What would happen?

    Max would be scarred for life. Who knew Alec could be so dirty?

    5 and 6 did a workout together?

    Isabelle would exhaust Clary with all that hardcore Shadowhunter training. When Clary passes out, Isabelle would just continue the workout by herself.

    6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

    She would stomp all over me with her high heeled boots in frustration. Then she'd go anyway.

    7 won the lottery?

    I think Maia would donate some money to a charity. The rest of the money would be spent wisely.

    8 had quite a big secret?

    Jordan: I'm extremely hairy and have to shave every day.

    Maia: Ohgodwhy...

    Everyone else: Figures.

    9 became a singer?

    I have no clue what would happen. I hope he gets payed well, though!

    10 got a daughter?

    Luke already considers Clary a daughter. He doesn't want another one.

    What would 1 think of 2?

    Magnus would have some very dirty thoughts about Alec that I cannot share here.

    How would 3 greet 4?

    "Hey there, rat boy."

    What would 4 envy about 5?

    That she's with Jace, because Simon secretly loves him.

    What dream would 5 have about 6?

    Clary would have a terrible nightmare of Isabelle beating the crap out of her during training.

    What do 6 and 7 have in common?

    Well... Isabelle and Maia are both girls... and, uh... they both like/liked Simon!

    What would make 7 angry at 8?

    Jordan would cheat on Maia with someone else, or leave her... then she'd go on a rampage!

    Where would 8 meet 9?

    At a book store, because Jordan secretly loves manga like Max!

    What would 9 never dare tell 10?

    Max would never tell Luke that he still sleeps with a nightlight.

    What would make 10 scared of 1?

    Luke would be afraid that Magnus could turn him into a teapot... or any other weird object.

    Is 3 gay?

    Jace is definitely not gay. He loves Clary. Bet you anything Alec wished he was.


    Bold the stereotypes that describe you.

    I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
    I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
    I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
    I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
    I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
    I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
    I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
    I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
    I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
    I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
    I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
    I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
    I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
    I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
    I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
    I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
    I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
    I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
    I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
    I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
    I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
    I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
    I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
    I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
    I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
    I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
    I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
    I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
    I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
    I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
    I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
    I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
    I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
    I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
    I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
    I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
    I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
    I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
    I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
    I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
    I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
    I HAVE STRAIGHT As, so I MUST have no social life.
    I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
    I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
    I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
    I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
    I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
    I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
    I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
    I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
    I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
    I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
    I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
    I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
    I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
    I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
    I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
    I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
    I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
    I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
    I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
    I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
    I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
    I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
    I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
    I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
    I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
    I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
    I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
    I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
    I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
    I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
    I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
    I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
    I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
    I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
    I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
    I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
    I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
    I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
    I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
    I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
    I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
    I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
    I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
    I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
    I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
    I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
    I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
    I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
    I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
    I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
    I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
    I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
    I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
    I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
    I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
    I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
    I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
    I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.
    My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
    I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
    I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
    I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser
    I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
    I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
    I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
    I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
    I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
    I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
    I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
    I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
    I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
    I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
    I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
    I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
    I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
    I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
    I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
    I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
    I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
    I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
    I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
    I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
    I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
    I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
    I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
    I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
    I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
    I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
    I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex.
    I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
    I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
    I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
    I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
    I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
    I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
    I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
    I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
    I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
    I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
    I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
    I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
    I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
    I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
    I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
    I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
    I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
    I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
    I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
    I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
    I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
    I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
    I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
    I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
    I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
    I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
    I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
    I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
    I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
    I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
    I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.


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    Coin Operated by Snowyflakes reviews
    Hyrule finds itself in a deep depression decades after industrializing and magic is now a forbidden art. When carnies come into town, Zelda Nohansen discovers a magically imbued doll housing a hero's ancient spirit. What lengths will she go to release it?
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,677 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 3/9/2012 - [Link, Zelda]
    Fighting Fate by Allendra reviews
    Zelink AU Princess Zelda knows she is destined to join with the chosen Hero and defeat a great evil. But she doesn't know what form this evil will take, or who the Hero will be. That all changes the day she goes to the public execution of a criminal named Link.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,686 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Link, Zelda
    A New Journey by Texas Longhorn reviews
    A pokeshipping fic! Ash has just become the Sinnoh Pokemon Champion, and now Cynthia has given him a strange box with surprising instructions that will put his skills as a trainer to the test, but as he brings together the old team, new feelings surface.
    Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 500,626 - Reviews: 2289 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi
    Zombie Cake by Snowyflakes reviews
    After finishing school, Zelda Nohansen decides to move and open a bakery in small town Kakariko, but the bakery begins to fail when big business moves into town. Could her goofy and careless, albeit only, employee help keep the bakery afloat? Modern AU.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 104,025 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 12/31/2011 - [Zelda, Link] Malon, Sheik
    The Art of Dating by crystalline talisman reviews
    Korra grows tired of putting herself into a relationship only to have a man turn around and break her heart. When her latest ex tries to start things up, her handsome yet distant new boss Mako decides to enlighten her with his philosophy of how love is a power struggle. She decides to take his advice on how to "win," and Mako finds himself losing his own war. Makorra. Modern!AUPWP
    Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,042 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Korra, Mako - Complete
    Polaroids and Memories by ChaseThisLightWithMe reviews
    A bunch of snapshots/photos from Alec and Magnus' photo albums through the years. A lot of it is fluff and there's more of a description inside. No spoilers for City of Lost Souls.
    Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,256 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
    Completely Incomplete by ChaseThisLightWithMe reviews
    Alec and Magnus, two strangers, seem to keep bumping into each other a lot. Their new friendship is just what they both need but, to Alec, there seems to be more to Magnus than he could ever imagine. There's much more to learn than what is simply on the surface. AU.
    Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,169 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
    You Owe Me by I'm a Muppet of a girl reviews
    Clary Fray and Jace Wayland hated each other at first sight. It seems like he lives to make her life miserable. But when Jace is attacked and the police start to suspect Clary of being responsible (despite the fact that she played a part in saving his life), it becomes necessary to find the real culprit, and impossible for them to hate each other any longer.
    Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 155,272 - Reviews: 1544 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
    Change of Plans by CemeteryIsTheAnswer reviews
    Clary's been having dreams about this guy that just won't leave her head. What happens when the exact same guy from her dreams appears at school? Simon's falling for the new girl, Isabelle. Is she also losing her best friend? Read to find out. Bad at summaries. Rated M for language.
    Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,517 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Clary F., Jace W.
    Bright as Night by Allendra reviews
    Zelink AU - Unfinished business in the past comes to haunt the present, a princess trains to be a Sheikah in the Rebellion, and Link finds himself caught in a struggle amongst agents of evil - each wanting to use him for their own purposes. A tale of forgiveness, redemption, love, and inner darkness that proves the absence of war is not the same as peace. Strongly rated T.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 254,140 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Link, Zelda - Complete
    Forever Your Darling by the book lady reviews
    Magnus, I am so, so sorry, and yet I know my apologies are worth nothing to you. What I did was awful. I should have never even considered it. You were right about Camille, I'm sorry I didn't listen. I understand if you can never forgive me. Honestly, I don't think I'll ever forgive myself. Not after what I did to you, what I did to us.-A letter Alec leaves for Magnus-Post CoLS
    Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,386 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
    Of Sunburns And Pocky by pretty in orange reviews
    A collection of non-related oneshots. ShikiXRima occasional fluff and/or angst warning.
    Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 28,625 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Rima T., Senri S.
    Fireplace by pretty in orange reviews
    A collection of RukaXKain oneshots.
    Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 23,444 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Ruka S., Akatsuki K.
    The Little Things by kittykatloren reviews
    Alternate title: "Haar's Daily FML Diary." A series of drabbles on all the everyday things Jill does which would drive Haar insane! Post-FE10 Radiant Dawn. CHAPTER 17: Naptime.
    Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,826 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Haar, Jill
    Bloodline by kittykatloren reviews
    "I want to grow old with you, I don't want to live without you. I can't. This blood that only I have… it will torture me when you are gone." FE10 Radiant Dawn; Sothe/Micaiah oneshot.
    Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Micaiah, Sothe - Complete
    Silent Success by kittykatloren reviews
    When she was five, her lightest tiptoeing only brought her within fifteen feet of a sleeping Haar before he somehow, like magic, opened his eyes and called her out with a wink and a grin. FE9/10; Haar/Jill oneshot.
    Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Jill, Haar - Complete
    The Legend of Zelda: Link's Reward by TennisWriter456 reviews
    Ganondorf is finally defeated, but Midna's gone. Luckily for Link, Zelda is there and ready to give him anything he chooses as a reward. But before he can tell her what he truly wants, a new evil rises. One that threatens everything they know...one that threatens everything they love...one that helps Link truly understand what he wants from Princess Zelda.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 176,897 - Reviews: 1414 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Link, Zelda - Complete
    To Know by kittykatloren reviews
    He had a ring in his pocket. A stunning, marvelous engagement ring. He wanted to propose to her. Modern AU setting, FE9/10, Haar/Jill oneshot.
    Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Jill, Haar - Complete
    A Love Story by Allendra reviews
    Post OOT Zelink. A young Link moves into the castle with Zelda, thus starting a friendship that grows into more as the years pass. They'll face pirates, old enemies returned for vengeance, and a prince intent on Hyrule's throne. But their biggest battle is the fact that Zelda is royal and Link is not. Rated T for violence, torture, and sensuality.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 125,813 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Link, Zelda, Impa - Complete
    Fourteen More Days by crazygunbladergirl reviews
    The sequel to Two Weeks. In which Naesala must come up with a plan to propose to Leanne while dodging her overprotective brother and the old crow. Let the insanity begin! Rated for the same stuff as before. NaesalaxLeanne, maybe Reysonx?
    Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,391 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Naesala, Leanne - Complete
    Two Weeks by crazygunbladergirl reviews
    between PoR and RD In which Naesala is very bored and decides to go to Gallia to flirt with Leanne for two weeks. Two. Long. Weeks. Mass chaos ensues. NaesalaxLeanne. Rated mostly for language. And Naesala's flirting. Enjoy!
    Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,469 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Naesala, Leanne - Complete
    May I Have This Dance? by crazygunbladergirl reviews
    It's the annual ball in Lycia, and this year it's being held in Pherae. Ninian has apprehensions about what the ladies will think of her, and Hector is trying to prove that he really can dance. ElixNin, HecxLyn. oneshot. rated for allusions to baby-making
    Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Complete
    After A Little Drink by crazygunbladergirl reviews
    Oneshot. The tactician & Matthew soften Eliwood & Hector up with a drink to get them to spill the secret: who do they like? Elix? Hecx? Read to find out! rated for one word & alcohol reference. based on a conversation i had with a friend.
    Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
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    Final Chance reviews
    Alec is in love with his best friend Jace, who doesn't know he's gay. It's their last year of high school, and Alec's final chance to tell Jace how he feels. But when the new sparkly and fabulous student named Magnus Bane comes along, things get complicated. How will Alec's senior year turn out? ALL HUMAN/AU. Rated T for mild language and suggestive themes.
    Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 185,653 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
    Merry Christmas, Darling reviews
    During the Christmas holidays, Magnus and Alec decide to spend a whole day together as a couple. With Magnus being as mischievous as ever, what will happen? ALL HUMAN/AU. Rated T for suggestive themes. One-shot/Side-story to Final Chance.
    Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,365 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
    Words Can't Describe This reviews
    Words can't describe these moments, but songs sure can! A bundle of songfics with pairings such as KainxRuka, ShikixRima, ZeroxYuuki, and more! Please read & review! First fanfic!
    Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,216 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 8/24/2011
    Secrets and Confessions reviews
    When Link and Groose have a little chat, things get out of control. Zelda, upon seeing her best friend in a bad state, decides to get him treated. Upon eavesdropping on his and Owlan's conversation, she figures out a few secrets that might change their friendship. What will she do once Link gets out? And what will they do about Groose? One-shot.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,474 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Link, Zelda - Complete