Author has written 7 stories for Victorious, and Sam & Cat.
Here's a couple things you should know about me:
I like to think I'm funny, but I'm most likely not.
I live in a state. I often vacation to other ones. That's all you need to know about my location.
I have two cats. One of them killed a mouse in my room just last night. I still don't know where he got it, we probably have an infestation of rodents somewhere in the house 'cause he was inside all night. I tried to save it, I really did, but Kleet was squirming all over the place and if I get one more scratch on my arm from either one of those animals my therapist will probably send me to a clinic for self-harm.
The fact that I just wrote a paragraph about my cat depresses me. I should really talk to my therapist about that.
If I say something that confuses you, I'm probably being sarcastic. Except for the stuff above this, there I was completely serious. I guess I'm just always confusing...
I have to do a packet for school this summer, and so far all I've done is the "About Me" page 'cause after that I got bored.
I fell asleep at some screamo concert my cousin dragged me to after forcing me to stay up with her for 48 hours. Both of which are REALLY hard, by the way.
I've passed out twice in my life: once when I was at a hospital and I figured it was good timing, and then again while I was making a sandwich (which I never got to eat).
That's pretty much all that's ever happened in my life that's worth mentioning.
RANDOM SONG LYRIC TIME!
If you want roses,
Buy a bouquet.
If that just won't cut it
What can I say?
Yes, I realize I butchered part of that. Whoa... dude, how do you spell realize? Is it realise? Am I dyslexic? I Googled it, it helped nothing...
On that note, I bid you farewell.