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Joined 08-08-11, id: 3142138, Profile Updated: 08-08-11
Author has written 7 stories for Victorious, and Sam & Cat.

Here's a couple things you should know about me:

I like to think I'm funny, but I'm most likely not.

I live in a state. I often vacation to other ones. That's all you need to know about my location.

I have two cats. One of them killed a mouse in my room just last night. I still don't know where he got it, we probably have an infestation of rodents somewhere in the house 'cause he was inside all night. I tried to save it, I really did, but Kleet was squirming all over the place and if I get one more scratch on my arm from either one of those animals my therapist will probably send me to a clinic for self-harm.

The fact that I just wrote a paragraph about my cat depresses me. I should really talk to my therapist about that.

If I say something that confuses you, I'm probably being sarcastic. Except for the stuff above this, there I was completely serious. I guess I'm just always confusing...

I have to do a packet for school this summer, and so far all I've done is the "About Me" page 'cause after that I got bored.

I fell asleep at some screamo concert my cousin dragged me to after forcing me to stay up with her for 48 hours. Both of which are REALLY hard, by the way.

I've passed out twice in my life: once when I was at a hospital and I figured it was good timing, and then again while I was making a sandwich (which I never got to eat).

That's pretty much all that's ever happened in my life that's worth mentioning.


If you want roses,

Buy a bouquet.

If that just won't cut it

What can I say?

Yes, I realize I butchered part of that. Whoa... dude, how do you spell realize? Is it realise? Am I dyslexic? I Googled it, it helped nothing...

On that note, I bid you farewell.

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iSee Red by demondreaming reviews
Sam's on her last chance. If she messes up with this therapist, she's toast. Cat has a nasty habit of making her therapists retire. Will the two discover a way to solve their problems, and something more? Puckentine!
Crossover - iCarly & Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,052 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Sam P., Cat V.
The Art of Falling in Love by And.Your.Point reviews
The human body is an amazing thing. If only I could look at it long enough to admire that... or at draw it at the least. Oh look, naked people. Naked people everywhere. Future-fic. Takes place four years after Hollywood Arts graduation.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 83,722 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Tori V., Cat V. - Complete
iMaybe by Kaumana reviews
A short conversation between the two best friends, mostly consisting of one word. Based on the iCarly side video or whatever you would call it. Cam.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
Don't Make A Sound by demondreaming reviews
Jade always kisses you in the dark, fingers tight in your hair, hips hard against yours. And neither of you ever make a sound. But what's so bad about the light? Cade.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Cat V., Jade W. - Complete
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A Dolphin Named Richard reviews
LA is hot. Very, very hot. Especially in the summer, and especially to people who aren't used to it. Sam isn't used to it. She's also a bit hungry. Enter Cat, with her faulty air conditioner and her being all confusing and making Sam feel things that just don't make sense. Yes, Sam is irritated, but she just can't stay mad. Not at Cat. And she can't say no to her, either.
Sam & Cat - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,103 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Cat Valentine, Sam Puckett
Road Trip reviews
Beck is still really depressed about the whole break up thing. Like, three months later. Sooo, spontaneously deciding to go on a road trip to cheer him up sounded like a good idea! It ended up not being about him at all, though.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,895 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Jade W., Tori V. - Complete
A Black Rose reviews
After skipping school on Valentine's Day, Jade visits a flower shop with the intent of picking something out for a certain someone. No. Don't laugh. I'm serious.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Jade W., Tori V. - Complete
Hello reviews
'Cause she's so fast, and impulsive, and predictable and two-dimensional and nobody could picture her as anything else until now. And she yelps out that she loves me, and I feel my heart stop because it wants to pretend that she means it.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Jade W., Cat V. - Complete
The Gatekeeper: Uncensored reviews
The extended and M-rated scenes from the T-rated story about suicide/murder and fortresses and mental wards. Not much of which is here. Look up the original if you want that. :D
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,590 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Jade W., Tori V. - Complete
The Gatekeeper reviews
I was barely saved. Everyone thinks I tried to commit suicide and I don't think I did but I just don't know anymore. And now I'm stuck in some clinic with a bunch of psychos and Tori Vega trying to 'help' me.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 28,586 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Jade W., Tori V. - Complete
Sleeping Arangements reviews
Just a weird, quirky one shot about arranging the order in the bed scene in Locked Up. Read at your own risk.
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Jade W. - Complete