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List twelve Glee characters in no particular order
1.Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Have i ever read a Puck/Karofsky fic, do i want to? No and No
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Do i think Kurt is hot? is water wet? VERY hot!!
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
What would happen if Sebastian got Jeff pregnant...
Well, it would be an interesting twist..
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Can i recall any fics about Wes? Mainly Wevid fics
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Blaine and Puck. er... no.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Finn/Wes or Finn/Sue.. i'd have to say Finn/Wes as the other option is just gross.
7.What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
What would happen if Rachel walked in on Blaine and Sebastian having sex.. it won't happen. ever. but if it did. bad things
8. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Burt/Jeff... I sincerly hope not.
9. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
10. Does anyone on your friends’ list think Three is hot?
11. Does anyone on your friends’ list write or draw eleven?
Karofsky? no idea, i don't think so.
12. Would anyone on your friends’ write Two/Four/Five?
Blaine/Kurt/Finn? maybe, if it was a Klaine romance and Flurt friendship..
13. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?
If i wrote a song fic about Jeff? hmmm.. 'It's a wonderful world' James Morrison, it's dramatic and gorgeous. just like Jeff!
14. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Burt/Puck/Sebastian? Warning: may leave you mentally scarred.
15. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
when was the last time i read a fic about Finn? ummm a few weeks?
16. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
Burt and Rachel are in a happy relationship until Wes runs off with Rachel. Burt, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Karofsky and a brief unhappy affair with Sebastian, then follows wise advice of Finn and finds true love with Santana...
in that whole thing, the 'wise advice of Finn' made me laugh most
17. What would be a good title for this?
Age Is Just A Number
18. What would the genre be?
Hurt/Comfort and Romance
19. Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.
Sue comforts Santana after she is outed by Sue's competition
20. What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Sue? OUTSTANDING!! XD
21. What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?
What would be a good pick up line for Sue to use on Blaine? too disturbed to even think of one.
22. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?
Mad. leave Jeff alone Rachel!!
23. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?
Finn? I'd be ecstatic, i love Finn. he's a sweetheart.
Jeff and Karofsky in a closet with a rubber duck? well, it wouldn't be a surprise to find Karofsky in the closet ;) but with Jeff and a rubber duck? i'd definitely think there was something weird going on..
25. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?
If the Gel Hobbit dissed me i would go Lima Heights Adjacent on his ass
26. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?
what would i do if Sue was rummaging through my stuff.. probably leave her be. i value my personal safety too much to disturb her and face her wrath
27. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?
I'd probably say 'aww'
28. what would you do if (6) stole your hairbrush?
If Puck stole my brush i'd say 'You hardly have any hair! give it back!'
29. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?
Rachel, Wes and Kurt waking me up with singing? i would think 'Rachel, leave. But the Warblers can stay'
30. What would you do if (2) and (11) were your teachers?
I'd be kinda weary of Karofsky since he'd probably be a gym teacher and that doesn't bode well for me. as for Mr Anderson.. eh, not too fussed, i'd probably like him.
31. The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with (2).
Blaine? eh.. i'd rather have Sebastian..
Disclaimer. i am obviously not Ryan Murphy. i am also obviously not getting paid for the fics i write. i don't write for anything other than because i want to.