Skulz
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Joined 12-23-02, id: 314358, Profile Updated: 02-24-10
Author has written 27 stories for X-Files, TV X-overs, Silent Hill, Fairy Tales, Supernatural, Misc. Tv Shows, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight.

Okay, so I haven't updated in a number of years as I don't care to write fanfiction anymore... however, I refuse to delete my account out of nostalgia.

I rarely post anything online anymore, but feel free to message me as I still check this account.

-Skulz

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Bella and da gay Penis by heygurlheyyyy reviews
lol
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/25/2009
Exploding Stars by Sweetsong reviews
[Yaoi] Waking up naked next to your rival only to find out you're married to each other never bodes well with anyone. Much less Naruto and Sasuke. [NaruSasu]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,850 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Two FBI Agents, a Witch, a Wardrobe and a Prophecy by FannyR reviews
X Files & Narnia crossover. Set during Emily. The inhabitants of Narnia need help, will our agents be able to help them get rid of the Dark Witch? And what about that prophecy concerning two lovers? MSR
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,028 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 12/29/2005 - F. Mulder, D. Scully
Konoha Christmas Carolers by Shadow Dragon Boss reviews
Team 7 has been assigned to go door to door and sing Christmas carols for the residents of Konoha. We all know this is going to spell disaster for Team seven. Rated PG for some swearing, no biggie.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,938 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Complete
Silent Thrills 2: Not So Restful Dreams by JollyDoll reviews
James goes to Silent Hill in search of his dead wife. Spoilers for SH2 and possibly 1,3,4.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,703 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/16/2005 - Published: 7/24/2004 - James S.
Getting My Buzz On by Miklusca reviews
Little comedy about James and Pyramid head getting high together.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2005
My Brothers Love! by VegetandAru reviews
Incest slash. Rod thinks on the more than brotherly love he shares with Todd.
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2004
Betrayal by amaratenou2002 reviews
My version of what James and Mary's life might have been like before she died. Spoiler Warning. Please R&R
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,235 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 9/10/2004 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Complete
Deeper by Meixia reviews
Trouble in paradise. Mulder.x.Krycek. Short.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/10/2004 - A. Krycek, F. Mulder
Cookies by Dragon Mistress reviews
Siegfried likes to bake cookies, but doesn’t have much culinary talent. Kilik decides to talk Siegfried out of it.... Marvel as Kilik makes him an offer he can’t refuse. SLASH
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/1/2004
hamhamswitcheroo! by Shadow Dragon Boss reviews
The hamhams personalities have switched! Who's switched? Who's stayed normal? Who's who? Please R&R! Flames allowed.
Hamtaro - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/15/2003 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Complete
Were they cute or what? by Rose Ruru reviews
A weird, insane story of what the characters from the X-Files might have been like when they were in kindergarten. *Chapter 2 up 8/5!* Please please R&R... enjoy the insanity!
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,963 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/5/2003 - Published: 6/29/2003
Bad Sex by duckys-dream reviews
Mulder and Scully both have a turn at being gripped by the green-eyed monster. But then they realize. Love'd never work! Funny what can come of something like bad sex. Yes it's not and MSR can you believe it!
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,606 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/8/2002 - F. Mulder, D. Scully
Without Mario by Super Saiya-Jin lv.4 Goku reviews
This is a parody of the Eminem song Without Me.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/23/2002
Reasons why Pyramid Head Does Not Like Oranges by deadcell reviews
Pyramid Head. Kitchen appliances. Oranges. James mistakes Pyramid Head for something else. Mass hijinxs ensue.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2002 - James S., Pyramid Head
Scully - Cloning In The Kitchen by Alien925 reviews
Dana Scully - medical genius
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/31/2001
Scully, Scully by Evil Emmy reviews
Crazy story told as a rhyming poem... corny and insane but I think it's kinda funny. Please read!!!
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/2/2001
The X-Seuss by Wijida reviews
An X-Files Parody: The X-files to the rhyming scheme of..."Green Eggs and Ham".
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/22/2001
all things Considered by Dramaphile reviews
what happened in those missing scenes from "all things" that CC and Gill wouldn't let us see?
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2000
X-Files Christmas Song by Xebot reviews
To the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland"
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/5/1999
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Muffins reviews
Batman/Robin. Joker cameo. Totally ridiculous.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Complete
Colourblind
Candy drabble. Two men have sexy times at EB Games. Part two
TV X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Complete
New Hire
Crandy drabble. Two men have sexy times at EB Games. Part 1
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Complete
In the Night reviews
Wincest drabble. Dean/Sam. lulz. For Julia. XD
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Snow White reviews
Snow White, but with a gangsta rap twist. They're the white trash owners of a trailer park rather than a family of royalty. Written for my Writing class. This is not meant to be taken seriously just in case you didn't catch that this is a parody.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
A Stubborn Man reviews
A short essay for English class about Fox Mulder. The assignment was to describe a person and why you wanted to meet them. He was an obvious choice. I realize my essay sucks. Please take it as humor.
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/24/2006 - F. Mulder, D. Scully - Complete
Here's To New Beginnings reviews
Scully and Doggett are on an airplane. DSR.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2006 - J. Doggett, D. Scully
Broken Wishes For The Holidays reviews
Mulder and Scully go to Denny's. Just a tacky seasonal romance fic. MSR. Merry Christmas, everyone!
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2005 - F. Mulder, D. Scully - Complete
Storm reviews
William is suicidal and resents his parents for giving him up.
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2005
Injustice reviews
CGB Spender (AKA the Cigarette Smoking Man) finds a baby in a basket upon his doorstep. A note is attached to the basket reading “Alex Krycek”.
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1/4/2005 - A. Krycek, CSM
A Plutonic Relationship reviews
Just a short ficlet about Scully's love for Mulder
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/2/2004 - D. Scully, F. Mulder
Hallucination House reviews
Mulder and Scully investigate a haunted house. Pointless halloween fic.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,638 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/30/2004 - F. Mulder, D. Scully
The Lead Gate reviews
A reporter's car has broken down half way to her destination... What will she encounter during her visit to Silent Hill? PG-13 for swearing and violence... Death to come!
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/23/2004 - Published: 7/19/2004
Further Questions reviews
I dunno... I just... sigh
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 11/8/2003 - Published: 11/1/2003 - F. Mulder, D. Scully
Final Gathering reviews
Mulder and Scully meet Dave Duchovny and Gill Anderson
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,787 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/15/2003 - Published: 6/14/2003
The XFiles Season 10 The Hotel reviews
A nasty, nasty story about the sex life of M & S "The Sex-Files" NOT FOR KIDS!!!
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/3/2003 - Published: 1/7/2003 - F. Mulder, D. Scully
Nocturne reviews
Scully’s second pregnancy, Monica and John’s relationship, and of course, some graphic scenes with Skinner. (Sorry, friends, Mulder isn’t in this one L) *This one takes place somewhere before the episode where Scully gives up William*.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,216 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/30/2003 - Published: 5/13/2003 - M. Reyes, J. Doggett
Kidnapped reviews
Mulder and Scully are assigned to a case of a kidnapping. (This isn't my best work, it was more of an experiment, please enjoy what I've done so far)
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,990 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4/6/2003 - Published: 4/4/2003 - D. Scully, F. Mulder
Blue Quest reviews
17 years after William is given up his parents tell him he was adopted and he goes looking for his true family. (I know it’s a long time before they tell him, but it’s more fun if he can drive all over America instead of having their parents do it for
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,431 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/29/2003 - Published: 3/8/2003
Retard X Files reviews
What if the X-Files were run by retards? (They already are! …Kidding.) Well, here’s the story of Mulder and Scully’s retarded journey for handicapped conspiracy.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/20/2003 - F. Mulder, D. Scully
Secrets Of The Past reviews
What if Mulder and Scully grew up together? Would the outcome of their friendship be the same? Probably not. Sort of a strange idea I was playing around with during French class… I started writing in my notebook… and WHAM! Another X-File for the net.
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11/2003 - D. Scully, F. Mulder
Simple and Clean reviews
Based on the song Simple and Clean, but it's about X-Files
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/2/2003 - D. Scully, F. Mulder
Will & Grace Meet the XFiles reviews
It's a stupid idea I've had for a long time and I started writhing it... please R&R, um... once again I'm sorry... *sigh*
TV X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,097 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/20/2003
Squirrel Sex reviews
It's a really sick way of demonstrating the lives of those in the X-Files. The people at the end of the story (written in script form) are the writers. Thank you. *PLEASE REVIEW!*
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2/3/2003 - D. Scully, F. Mulder
THE CLOWN The Early Years Of Dana Scully reviews
An evil clown haunts poor Dana Scully from the moment she sees it out her window when she was ten. Will the clown haunt her for the rest of her life?
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,242 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/29/2003 - D. Scully
All Gone reviews
Mulder's dead and there's a lot of sex in this one... not recommended for kids... adult content, you know.
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1/7/2003 - D. Scully, F. Mulder
Wanted: an XFiles Dream reviews
Me, my friend Elias, Mulder and Scully are chased by the governament because of what we know.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/23/2002 - D. Scully, F. Mulder