Author has written 3 stories for Anime X-overs, X-overs, and Book X-overs.i sad little girl who have way too much free time. if your not entertained by total randomess and incredibly hyper stories then bug off!!
I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
~~~favorite things to do~~
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~~~~things i don't like~~
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sayings i live by:
I hear voices in my head, and they don't like you...
You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing!
I frighten my family.
I frighten your family.
Well, here I am. Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.
I'm not a bitch, I'm THE bitch.
One time at band camp...
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a scapegoat.
Plagiarism saves time.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
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questions that hold the answer to all of life's problems :
would an altoid make it better?
am i clinically insane?
if you were a tree what tree would you be?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
10 Signs Your Co-Worker (or classmate) Is A Hacker... *
Deep thoughts by Jack Handey*
Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that's my point.
Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you've never known before. But the ride always ends, and you end up feeling lonely and bitter. Wait. It's not love I'm describing. I'm thinking of a monorail.
At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw fuck you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill.
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing.
Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?
Even though he was an enemy of mine, I had to admit that what he had accomplished was a brilliant piece of strategy. First, he punched me, then he kicked me, then he punched me again.
Happiness is not a circus clown rolling around in a big tractor tire so that his arms and legs form "spokes." Happiness is when he stops.
If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat)?
If doctors ever tell you that you've "flipped out," don't believe them, and just keep on doing what you were doing, because something tells me "the Man" is behind this.
I remember when I was in the army, we had the toughest drill sergeant in the world. He'd get right up next to your face and yell, and if you didn't have the right answers, mister, you'd be peeling potatoes or changing the latrine. Hey, wait. I wasn't in the army. Then who WAS that guy?!
If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I had to sign a peace treaty, just as I was signing I'd glance over the treaty and then suddenly act surprised. "Wait a minute! I thought WE won!"
If you're a blacksmith, probably the proudest day of your life is when you get your first anvil. How innocent you are, little anvil.
If they ever come up with a swashbuckling School, I think one of the courses should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something.
I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.
Is all that we see or seem,
People who never get carried away should be.
I don't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs.
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
When one burns one's bridges, what a very nice fire it makes.
When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters:
The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes
Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance.
A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.
Kill one man and you are a murderer. Kill millions and you are a conqueror. Kill everyone and you are God.
A picture is worth a thousand words...and uses up a thousand times the memory.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
"My initial response was to sue her for defamation of
"Sure, everyone always said 'Socrates what is the meaning of life?' or 'Socrates how can I find happiness?', did anyone ever say 'Socrates hemlock is poison.'???????"
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE!
Love teaches even asses to dance.
The snow doesn't give a soft white damn whom it touches.
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation - the other eight are unimportant.
Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing has happened.
Writing is a lot like sex. At first you do it because you like it. Then you find yourself doing it for a few close friends and people you like. But if you're any good at all...you end up doing it for money.
I can resist everything except temptation.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank"and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind.
Some days you're the dog, and some days you're the hydrant.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through the snow.
Asking a writer what he thinks about criticism is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
Life is just one damned thing after another.
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes four muscles for you to extend your arm and Bitch-slap the MOTHERFUCKER in the head!!!...pass it on...
"Nothing good can ever come from staying with normal people."
I don’t know who wrote this poem but it’s cool and since nobody ever reads this entire bio there is very little chance of u stealing it...
PeAcE, pOt, TeQuiLa ShOt,
*favorite bands*(i like most kinds of music so this could go on forever)
i made a site!!
i took a quiz and this is what random object i most resembled!!*
You are great at holding up flat paper-like things. People rarely walk all over you, because when they try you stab hard...especially at night when said people are going for a drink of water and can see you resting on the floor...you bastard!
well...ummm...what to be said here. Frankly you're kind of a smartass jerk. You're lazy and rude. You were always the person picking on the little guy. You're a bully plain and simple. On the bright side you are a smartass, and that's kinda funny sometimes.
what is your sign?*
DO NOT ENTER You're antisocial. And you like it that way. You don't want unexpected company messing up the way you like to live your life. You stay to yourself, and if people come too close, you believe you have every right to shoot them...
what kind of drunkard are you?*
Angry Drunkard! Alcohol tends to make you violent, but then you aren't reall a super nice person, even without the alcoholic substance in you. You usually end up getting in a fight or an arguement when you're drunk. Maybe you should take up something else?...
what movie would you be in*
fight club!! Rules? What are those? You create your own rules. You are good at influencing people who are just as broken as you are. There will be others like you out there. It's a world where everyone hates eachother.
the ultimate personality test!*
You enjoy the paina and sufferings of others and will go to great lengths to achieve it. But you are cunning. You might seem perfectly nice until you let your darker nature shine through. But we know better don't we? All i can say is the you have a bright future in making liscense plates, buddy.
What personality disorder do you have?*
Who skewered *you* with hot pokers as a child? No, really. Like many homicidal maniacs, you feel no remorse for the hurt you cause others. And all those dummies out there who think antisocial means someone who prefers to be alone..think again. You are probably around people all the time, just waiting for the right moment to take advantage of them. Here's hoping you get a lifelong vacation--in a padded room.
what would your japanese name be?*
senko-which means wizard child or hermit child
which one of captain jack sparrow from pirates of the carribean's weird sayings are you?*
Duh. You are "But WHY's the rum gone?!" You're not the smartest one in the bunch, but you're sweetly appealing and you don't let disappointment get to you. Everybody identifies with you, because let's face it, why IS the rum gone?
Aye, you are "Human hair. From my back." Sometimes you don't make any sense at all, but largely others find that charming. You are not very sure of yourself, so it's tough for people to take you seriously.
Hee! You are Jack's "You have to find yourself a girl, mate ... you're not a eunuch, are you?" speech. You're quite a bit sex-crazed, and you assume that everyone else is as horny as you are. Get it on as soon as possible so that you can join the rest of us on Planet Earth ... I'm sure you'll have a good time doing so.
This one was what anime badguy i'm most like!!*
Wow, what an arrogant ass! You're a rather large jerk...at least on the outside. You really aren't as evil as you may have once been, but you can still make people feel like crap. Fix that attitude lady, and I'm sure you'll still be adored by the men...probably even more so. ~~it said i am most like vegeta!!
what anime girl!!*
what bishonen character!!*
Cold as stone...
how evil are you? (compared to dr.evil from austin powers)
Boo-frickety-hoo. I guess I now have some competition here. There are few people as vile, nasty, disgusting, and self-serving as you! Your mother must be very proud!
*what anime power!!*
Your anime power is the ability to call forth a hammer/mallet from out of nowhere and whack people with it. I'm kinda afraid to think about what your personality might be. Oh, this is right out of Ranma 1/2 if you were wondering. Akane used it.