Erysimum
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Joined 08-09-11, id: 3143997, Profile Updated: 07-22-12
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, and Spartacus: Blood and Sand.

erys·i·mum

/i-ˈris-ə-məm/

noun

- a wallflower


//Fanfiction is the reason I should never be allowed near a computer when I have essays due.//

Somehow, everything I've written so far has turned out with a description of 'Angst/...' I guess I'm a bit of an angst whore, really. Love to read comedy, can't write it for my life; I tend to stick to introspection and mopey, slightly plot-less one shots, haha. I don't even mean it to turn out that way - I must be wired with a melancholy imagination, or I watch too much TV. All my writing is un-beta'd.

Though I've mostly posted Naruto stories up till now, I haven't read or watched it in a long, long time, and my interests (and list of possible fics) are quite varied. I also write HP, LOTR, Spartacus, Game of Thrones and Oz fics (weird mix? perhaps).

I'm open to almost all pairings and characters; if it's well-written and well thought-out, and there is even a smidge of subtext already between the characters, I'll probably like it.

My Review Policy: I will review if a story I liked it, or if I think it has potential, or if I have something worthwhile, be that praise or constructive criticism, to say about it. And I hope people will be kind enough to do the same to me. I will shower everyone who does bother to leave a comment with love - ALL critiques are welcome, positive or negative. If you favourite my story- please tell me why!

Happy reading :)


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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 113, Final Exam.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 113 - Words: 623,004 - Reviews: 27316 - Favs: 15,383 - Follows: 14,193 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Deconstruct, a Memoir by aeternium reviews
A love story in four kisses and what comes after. Prompt: "What happens after Mira sends Nasir and Agron to bed in 2.08?"
Spartacus: Blood and Sand - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Nasir, Agron - Complete
A Song of Snow and Blood by rachel2205 reviews
Jon gets more than he bargained for beyond the Wall. Very loosely inspired by a prompt that asked for a vampire!Jon fic. Eventually Jon/Robb. Some violence. I welcome your feedback! :
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,915 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Jon S., Robb S.
red and blue collide by emilyforprez reviews
small pieces about the comic bff, vincent/teddy
Misc. Comics - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Complete
A Basket of Drabbles by Geoduck reviews
An anthology of super-short Furuba stories I've written over the years. Mostly humorous. Today's story: An awkward moment on a double-date.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 104 - Words: 15,943 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 6/8/2009
Prayer Beads by Nezuko reviews
It has been a year since Sand and Sound made their treacherous attack on Konoha. On the anniversary, Genma mourns Hayate with a basket of berries. oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Genma S., Hayate G. - Complete
Hokage sama by SilverShine reviews
Every Hokage needs his assistant. KakaSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,210 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 1,504 - Follows: 177 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Not Love by Aleia15 reviews
At the beginning it wasn't love. They knew what love was about and it wasn't that. RenjixIchigo
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Eight Gates by Pointed Teeth reviews
It's the last war and Kakashi is about to do something very stupid. Hints of KakaIru if you squint
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The morning After the Night Before by Pointed Teeth reviews
Iruka is not happy. Iruka is a very long way from being happy. Iruka is, in fact, hungover. [IruKaka]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Better Late by Ariana Deralte reviews
The first time Kakashi was deliberately late it was only by fifteen minutes.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 87 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
All Those Fscking Happy Endings by kimi no vanilla reviews
The classic messed up soap opera non romance. With ninjas. Anti Kakairu fic, of a sort.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Of That Most Beautiful Disorder by kimi no vanilla reviews
Hyuuga Neji learns something about fate, about breaking chains, and perhaps just a bit about solving puzzles. NejixKankurou. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,922 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Kankuro, Neji H. - Complete
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A Price to Pay reviews
'There was but one woman for Gannicus who was more than the sum of her parts. The rest were only fragments.' On love; a character study. Set just after the end of -and contains spoilers for- Gods of the Arena. Rated M for language and adult themes
Spartacus: Blood and Sand - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Gannicus - Complete
The Eight Phases of the Moon reviews
'He learned the sword for the same reason he lived. Because he was told he couldn't do it.' Imagined scenes from Hayate's life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,112 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Hayate G., Yugao U. - Complete
Porcelain
'His skin was the first thing Ino saw. Skin so pale that in the moonlight it was almost luminous.' Double drabble, a story in two hundred words.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Ino Y. - Complete
Family Ties reviews
'He really knew very little about Kankurou and Temari. They didn't feel like his siblings.' It's the day after Gaara's fight, and already something has changed. Spoilers up to and including the invasion of Konoha arc. Introspective.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Gaara - Complete
Pieces reviews
'They hadn't meant to get lost. But the desert was vast, untamed. It was easy to be lost.' Genma's broken, and Raidou's in pieces. Slash or friendship, depending on how you read it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Raidou N., Genma S. - Complete
Fourteen reviews
'He wonders if Kiba's ever killed a man. Wonders when killing became more important than kissing.' Set after the Sasuke retrieval arc. Kiba's in hospital after his battle with Sakon/Ukon; Kankurou practises being a real teenager, not just a ninja. Slash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
Only Dreaming reviews
'Sometimes Kakashi thinks he's going mad. That would explain the dreams.' Spoilers for Kakashi Gaiden.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Kakashi H. - Complete