Author has written 5 stories for Lord of the Flies, South Park, How to Train Your Dragon, and Harry Potter.
"Vile deeds like poison weeds bloom well in prison air, it is only what is good in man, that wastes and withers there."
"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."
"Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong."
"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."
"Only the shallow know themselves."
"The secret to life is to appreciate the pleasure of being terribly, terribly deceived."
"What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing."
"Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy"
"I am not bound to please thee with my answers."
"Oh, treacherous night! thou lendest thy ready veil to every treason, and teeming mischief's beneath thy shade."
"An intellectual says a simple thing in a hard way. An artist says a hard thing in a simple way."
"Reality continues to ruin my life."
"If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done."