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Author has written 5 stories for Lord of the Flies, South Park, How to Train Your Dragon, and Harry Potter.


"Vile deeds like poison weeds bloom well in prison air, it is only what is good in man, that wastes and withers there."

"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."

"Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong."

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."

"Only the shallow know themselves."

"The secret to life is to appreciate the pleasure of being terribly, terribly deceived."

"What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing."

"Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy"

"I am not bound to please thee with my answers."

"Oh, treacherous night! thou lendest thy ready veil to every treason, and teeming mischief's beneath thy shade."

"An intellectual says a simple thing in a hard way. An artist says a hard thing in a simple way."

"Reality continues to ruin my life."

"If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done."

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Double Crossed by Whatever Makes You Break reviews
Delores Umbridge, meet your worst nightmares. Part III.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,434 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 11/20/2011 - George W., OC, Fred W.
The Inconvenient and Unexpected Journey of Millie Fournier by qarlgrimes reviews
Millie is completely ignorant to the world of Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, thinks Kili is one dreamy Dwarf, and is completely incompetent. So what happens when she gets thrown into the journey with thirteen Dwarves, a Hobbit, and a Wizard? This is Millie's inconvenient and unexpected story. Inspired by The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby by febuarysong. Complete.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 181,699 - Reviews: 2265 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 1,222 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 12/26/2012 - [Kíli, OC] - Complete
Life As We Know It by Raissi reviews
A trio of survivors on their way to Atlanta meet up with the Dixon brothers, only to be informed that Atlanta's been lost. These three can take care of themselves, but trouble arises as they try and make a place for themselves in the larger group. Season 1 & 2. Daryl/OC.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 122,583 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Daryl D. - Complete
Keeping the Silence by Nymphchild reviews
Daryl helps a girl find her voice again after a traumatic experience in a way that only he can. Warning that this is a sick story and rather twisted. Rate M for intense violence, sexual situations and general Daryl like language. Daryl/ OC. Expanded from Oneshot "The Silence".
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 145,380 - Reviews: 999 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Daryl D. - Complete
Climbing Across Monkey Bars by KissingFire reviews
After Jace and his mother move into a house down the street from a playground, he begins seeing a little girl visit the park alone, every night. After befriending her, Jace realizes she doesn't spend the night at the park for fun. It's her escape. AU/OOC.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,481 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Jace W., Clary F.
Crazy by KissingFire reviews
Clary never considered herself crazy. But when she finally gets shipped off to an asylum, full of psychos who want to kill her, Clary needs to learn how to survive, and how to avoid the gorgeous, yet insane, pyro. M for some violence and language. OOC&AU
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,132 - Reviews: 1113 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Clary F., Jace W.
Happy's Heiress by Happy.BABE.Zsadist.Emmett reviews
What happens when Gemma meets a young girl who needs help and protection that only Sam Crow can provide? Happy's natural protective urges goes into overdrive and the club gets a new friend.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 92,533 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Happy - Complete
Living Conditions by sweetprincipale reviews
Set in early S. 3 with a few changes: Buffy is still working in LA, she never had the run-in with Lily that made her decide to go back to Sunnydale, and Spike's come back to California already. Both of them are living completely separate, unrelated lives until fate and its sick sense of humor throw them together. Part angst, part fluff, and of course, eventually a little smut.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 81,840 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
Soul Bonding by MaryRoyale reviews
After the Unbreakable Vow incident which forever altered the state of Fred's left buttock George decides that maybe a slightly less dangerous vow might be just as much fun. Things don't quite turn out exactly as planned. FredxHermionexGeorge, but not twincest. Please remember, YKINMK. Ratings for language, mature content, some violence, and Umbridge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,295 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 2,581 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W., George W. - Complete
Sayonara by StarElement242 reviews
A student begins to bother L when he is forced to attend community college to investigate Light. He can't make friends. He doesn't make friends. With her, however, it seems he can only make the best of the inevitable. M rating for violence and sexual themes.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,591 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2012 - L - Complete
His Sleeping Beauty by Hammsters reviews
Roger McAllistor: The boy people talked about in hushed, fearful tones, the boy you crossed the street to avoid. After all, he was the sadistic sociopath, the crazy boy. But one girl saw more. Girl on the island fic, as usual. Please read and review! COMPLETE!
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,606 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Roger - Complete
West of the Moon, East of the Sun by KnifeEdge reviews
Every night it's the same dream: a dark room, a big bed, and a silent vampire I can't see... Set in an AU Season 5 with no Glory or Dawn B/S. Rating has gone up.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 376,650 - Reviews: 1716 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
JxHQ: Arkham Asylum: Tainted Love by princessebee reviews
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Beautiful, smart, ambitious. But she never counted on The Joker. An all new and different take on the seduction and manipulation which led to her going insane and becoming Harley Quinn. Over 200,000 hits! Thanks all! COMPLETE!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 77,749 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
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Bedtime Stories reviews
The Weasleys take in an orphaned girl after the first war. By the time they realize that she is a weapon created by Voldemort's followers, she has already formed a strange attachment to their twin sons. But with the dark lord being vanquished, all seems well… until he returns.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,352 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 7/27 - [Fred W., OC, George W.]
Under the Northern Star reviews
Johannah Abbott lives on the island of Smarth, a community that is very much lacking the dragon tolerating lifestyle. So when Johannah befriends a dragon, her village is outraged and she's forced to flee. She lands on Burk, where she starts a new life that might possibly include a certain blond troublemaker. Tuffnut/ OC
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Tuffnut, OC
Fever reviews
Blood runs deep in the Merridew family; so it's not surprising that when Jack's little sister survives the plane crash, an animal, lustful and thirsting for blood quickly replaces her shy, innocent facade and immediately takes an interest in the only boy on the island who's more morbid then herself. But Will Jack approve of a relationship between his sister and his right hand man?
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,279 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Roger
The Dying Thoughts of Kenny Mccormick reviews
Kenny has died too many times to count in almost every way imaginable. But no matter what the situation, the thoughts running through his head as he stares death in the face are always similar. One shot
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Kenny M. - Complete
A Twist in the Tale reviews
The boys were never rescued, they have been on the island for 4 years. No one is dead and the tribe never split. A girl mysteriously turns up on the island and makes a connection with one of the boys. How will her presence effect the tribe?
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,898 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Roger