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Author has written 11 stories for Final Fantasy I-VI, Harry Potter, Beauty and the Beast, and Discworld.

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October 7, 2014

It’s been a while since I updated this profile. I look forward to full-time writing in a few years, and yes, that does mean a long promised sequel. I also have another story that simply needs a bit of revising, and a Marauders-era AU called “The Apprentice” which is now at 80k and I have no idea where I’m going with it, but it’s fun.

I also have professional original universe work for sale on Amazon, at the link - I have three books up there right now, and am working on book #4. I also have a spreadsheet for the next 30 books I plan to write (fortunately, one of my natural lengths is the six book series).

I am a Snape fan. That explains a lot right there. I am in awe of how he managed to stay on the side of the Light despite all the misery of his life and the ongoing attempts by Albus Dumbledore to squash him or otherwise throw him to the wolves, beginning while he was a student at Hogwarts. His adolescent path was a pretty normal one, considering he was not accepted by anyone else at school, and that I seriously doubt the Death Eaters originally recruited students on a platform of rape, murder and torture right off the bat. He had the strength of character to turn away, and to stay turned away, despite having his adolescent desire for people who actually didn’t want to beat him up thrown in his face by nearly everyone in the canon books. I just feel, somehow, that treating a spy with everyone’s lives in his hands like dirt is going to be hard to find in normal Spy Handling books (I do wish someone would ask Le Carre what he thought of way Snape was treated by the people whose lives he happened to save over and over again).

Another note: Snape is the *only* canon character concerned about his soul. The Order members feel certain of moral correctness because they were sorted into Gryffindor, and the Death Eaters don’t care. Note that because of his courage, Dumbledore thought that it was obvious Snape didn’t really belong in Slytherin—if someone is good, they *have* to be Gryffindor, right? Note also that Dumbledore felt confident about blaming Snape for the death of the Potters, even though he kept the Cloak that Lily was known to have asked for him to give back after he borrowed it from the Potters—a Cloak that might have protected both Lily and Harry. Note also that Dumbledore could have Obliviated knowledge of the Prophecy from Snape to start with (and why was he interviewing Sybil at the Hogshead, a known hangout for shady types to begin with, and not up at the school?). Let’s see, allowing important information to be disseminated, borrowing the Cloak from the Potters and not returning it—looks suspicious to me, anyway.

Yes, Snape is a bad teacher, at least he’s nasty to people who try to blow up the lab. Hint: he’s not there at Hogwarts voluntarily. He still has an extremely good safety record, despite aforementioned idiots, and lots of teachers don’t like teaching junior high, and would rather be teaching college students. That’s doesn’t make them evil. Other students besides Harry actually do well in Potions, and since we know that Harry really doesn’t work at his classes except the ones he’s naturally good at—and even then Hermione does most of his homework—let’s not take his point of view as the only one here, please.

But in the books, we most often see Voldemort at the end of the year, if we see him at all, but we see Snape all the time. Not all teachers are fuzzy and friendly, especially towards students who goof off and set fires. If you happen to draw a teacher like that, do the bleeping work and see if his or her attitude improves. You might be amazed.

I do like some of the other characters, especially in their fanfic incarnations where the authors are allowed to use common sense about them. Rowling has created a marvelous universe and great characters (even if I would like to smack them around just a smidge, you know, just for fun), and I thank her for it. I am really enjoying the Cormoran Strike universe (CUCKOO’S CALLING and THE SILKWORM), and I strongly recommend those books for adults. I keep thinking that someday Mr. Strike and his able assistant Robin are going to run into Peter Grant and the nice people from the Folly, and what fun that would be…

I hope you enjoy my work, both fanfic and professional. Nice to meet you!

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A Prince Rising by Syl reviews
Sixteen-year-old Severus leaves Hogwarts to attend school in the U.S., and possibly pursue a new life. But what of the growing darkness back home that threatens Lily and all he's ever known? (This story is an AU and does not follow HP canon!)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,334 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 5/23 - Lily Evans P., Severus S., Marauders
Session Transcripts by lastcrazyhorn reviews
What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,295 - Reviews: 2045 - Favs: 2,519 - Follows: 3,037 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Another Dream by dragoon811 reviews
Due to his injuries, Severus is unable to resume his old life. He's determined to be lonely and miserable, but the yearly Order Christmas party becomes a bright spot, thanks to Hermione Granger. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,738 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 12/11/2012 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
FALLING FURTHER IN by kaz2 reviews
Hermione begins to learn something of the man behind the dark sarcasms of the classroom.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 253,590 - Reviews: 2023 - Favs: 2,021 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 1/5/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Come Once Again and Love Me by laventadorn reviews
Severus wakes up in the afterlife expecting something rather different than being almost-seventeen again. Seriously, what kind of game is this? But wait - Lily's come back, too - from 1981? Perhaps it's a second chance... but to do what? SS/LE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 188,760 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Snape's Solution by Very Small Prophet reviews
Snape takes Harry on his first Horcrux hunt, and shows him how to contaminate a potion. AU Half-Blood Prince. Plenty of snark, absolutely no affection of any kind. Inspired by Loten's "Chasing the Sun".
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Lily fixes a mistake by severusphoenix reviews
JK said that, given a second chance, Severus would pick Lily. I'm giving Lily a second chance to pick Severus, instead. AU, of course. Some deaths, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 79 - Words: 183,204 - Reviews: 1181 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The November 9th Letters by oliver.snape reviews
Every year Harry Potter writes a letter to his second son, who is growing up surrounded by friends and family, new and old. Mentor!Snape, not epilogue compliant, happy and light.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,714 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Blue Blue Blue Blue Christmas by Your Worshipfulness reviews
Roxanne Ritchi is unexpectedly Megamind's guest for Christmas Eve. Tis the season of miracles... My shot at making a funny, tasteful, and deliciously smutty Christmas story. M for a reason, folks.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,831 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Dudley's Memories by paganaidd reviews
Minerva needs help delivering another letter to #4 Privet Drive. At forty, Dudley is not at all what Harry expects. A long overdue conversation ensues. DH cannon compliant, but probably not the way you think. Prologue to "Snape's Memories".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,218 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 1,432 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Harry and His New Family by grugster reviews
Harry is getting abused by his relatives. When Snape and his wife find out about it, they adopt him. So now he has two little twin brothers and caring family to cope with. AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 85 - Words: 215,191 - Reviews: 3340 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
I Am Not A Goldfish by cathedral carver reviews
Of impertinence, insomnia and the loneliest ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,948 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Doubting Thomas by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. AU. After all, every child deserves a mother who loves them. Even those who grow up to be monsters. Luna just never imagined things would turn out this way. Time Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 1,803 - Follows: 268 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FOUR MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 10704 - Favs: 6,177 - Follows: 2,321 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
IT IS MAGIC AFTER ALL by Tilism reviews
After the 36 chap. in DH, they all come back to life: James, Lily, Sirius, Snape... Will the unresolved tensions and shadows of the past destroy the fragile present? Some uncomfortable truths and a lot of growing up as the final year begins at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,088 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
20 Random Facts about Dennis Creevey by Technomad reviews
An examination of a little-seen character. Contains spoilers for Thanfiction's "Dumbledore's Army and the Year of Darkness," and is compliant with that continuity.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Dennis C. - Complete
Love is Never Wasted by Raven Aorla reviews
Aziraphale is distressed about his feelings for and activities with Crowley. Someone comes to talk to him about it while he's feeding the ducks. Implied A/C, none shown. An Easter fic. A&C not mine.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Aziraphale
Two Sides Against the Middle by Rose of the West reviews
A young girl finds herself drawn to two very different young men as one of the young men is caught between two very different sides of a war. AU with DH spoilers, Female OC. Over 60K hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 92 - Words: 194,230 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Care of Magical Creatures by mia madwyn reviews
MLC-Seventh Year student Hermione Granger decides to marry the one eligible wizard who did not ask for her-the horrid but powerful Severus Snape. Angst, humor and lemons. Award Winner COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 300,379 - Reviews: 3225 - Favs: 3,102 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Looking for Magic by Hypnobarb reviews
Severus Snape and Hermione Granger deal with traumas past and present and find they have more in common than they realize as they prepare for the ultimate confrontation with Voldemort. SSHG pairing. Not HBP compliant. This is a novel length story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 115 - Words: 787,756 - Reviews: 5872 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 1,295 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Underestimation by Owl344 reviews
Cavillo thinks about hatred, respect, and a certain twisty-minded, twisty-backed, god-damned *bastard*...
Miles Vorkosigan - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Complete
Delicate by missparker85 reviews
It's not that we're scared, it's just that it's delicate. -- Damien Rice
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,550 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - T. Paris, K. Janeway - Complete
Potions Prodigy by Snapegirlkmf reviews
An explosion turns Snape into a four-year-old! His daughters try to restore him with a complicated potion, but little Snape brews up cauldronfuls of trouble everywhere he goes! Rated for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,508 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Not My Fault by Laume reviews
Written for the 3th floor corridor contest. To the very end, Lucius insist that it is not his fault.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,138 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/25/2005 - Lucius M., Draco M. - Complete
Hermione's List by moonglow11066 reviews
*COMPLETE* 7th Year; Voldemort has been defeated. Hermione has a few things left to do before she leaves Hogwarts. R for later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,034 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/12/2003 - Published: 1/1/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
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Erasure reviews
Assumes events in RAISING STEAM, and that the Patrician behaved oddly in that book because he was supposed to. Vimes must act as Blackboard Monitor to save Ankh-Morpork. Character death. Tribute to Sir Terry. DEATH becomes him.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25
What's in a Name? reviews
A short drabble to get back into fanfiction writing again. Albus Severus discovers that there are more alternatives than he ever thought about his first year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Albus S. P.
Fifty reviews
Snape contemplates his fiftieth birthday with a lot more grace than he thought capable. Granted, the boot camp which Dante laughingly called Purgatory changed a man. Not a sequel to BP, sorry! DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
The Birthday Present reviews
COMPLETE. AU to HBP and DH. Snape and his apprentices form a bond which may never be broken, not even in death. And at the end of it, Severus Snape is able to perform a spell that he has never been able to do before. Ok, it's not a million words. I tried.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 85 - Words: 885,268 - Reviews: 2732 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
My Husband's Scars reviews
A short oneshot meditation by Fleur nee Delacours Weasley about her husband Bill.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Fleur D., Bill W. - Complete
Folk of the Wood reviews
The battle has been wonbut what happens after? Snape has a choice to makeor does he? What happens when his sacrifice is accepted? HBP compliant, character death, redemption. S for Soppy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Grave Matters reviews
Hagrid tends to the grounds as is his job, but is surprised by an unexpected visitor. Surely no one would lie to the dead, would they? HBP spoilers. Character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,564 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Rubeus H., Severus S. - Complete
Midnight by the Weasley Watch reviews
COMPLETE. Ron Weasley makes up his schoolwork, and actually thinks for a change. Snape gets some Christmas presents he doesn't expect. The old game is over, but a new one is just beginning. Please read and review. And thanks to you all!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,121 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/15/2003 - Published: 2/2/2003 - Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
Persephone reviews
In the late 1980's, Catherine takes Vincent to see PHANTOM OF THE OPERA on Halloween, the one night when Vincent can walk freely. Catherine finally admits her desire and love for Vincent, which is fulfilled.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,312 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2003 - Complete
Thunder Road reviews
The Weasley's magical car ponders on itsherorigins, and life in the Forbidden Forest. DarkFluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Severus S. - Complete
Setzer's Christmas reviews
The child of Doom Gaze and Phunbaba threatens the land. Setzer must lead the others against it.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,003 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/23/2002 - Complete
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