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I'll be entirely honest.
I'm not all that amusing.
My daily life is boring. I shuffle papers and kiss ass for eight to fifteen hours,
then sit on my couch with a pint of Phish Food watching Spanish telenovelas.
Occasionally, I get an idea, and I write it down... but I get stuck easily.
I use humor to fill the voids.
I have a voice. She's funnier than I am.
I'm currently searching for a Beta\Muse who can shove me out of my current hole.
If you're into the sappy, love-sick teenage hormone driven romances, I'm not for you!
Uh... what else.
WE LIKE SPARKLY SHIT! Like coins and.. and shells. And rocks. And Jones Soda bottle caps. And safety pins.
Most of the time I can talk myself into reading just about everything, but I love all that is supernatural,
magic, dark, pithy, and any combo thereof.
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