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Joined 12-23-02, id: 314542
Author has written 3 stories for Lord of the Rings.
After approximately 14 months away from ff.net, I was delighted to discover I have not been deleted.

I am a fan of LOTR humor, "little Legolas" stories, and I HATE Mary Sues.

I also think Thranduil's really sexy...clearly this is a notion put into my head by all the Thranduil-loving fanfics on ff.net, as Tolkien wrote precious little about him, but whatever.

And lately Eomer has been creeping up on me...I think my attraction to him has more to do with Karl Urban in a blonde wig than anything else, but please don't tell Eomer that...man I wish I was a Rohirrim.

Why are blonde Kings so hot???

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The Scruff Factor by JastaElf reviews
How DID Aragorn come to be neat & tidy for Elrond's Council? Ch. 7, The Long Awaited Scruffilogue: in which a squirrely evening is had by all, Dwarves learn not to drop eaves, and Legolas courts doom by going to bed early. This story is finally complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,871 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 10/13/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
A Few Leaves In The Forest by Jay of Lasgalen reviews
What happened before and during the battle of Helm's Deep mostly moviebased, but with elements from the books. Epilogue added.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,781 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/23/2004 - Published: 12/28/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Not So Truly Yours, Anonymous by Elenea reviews
What happens to our poor protagonist Legolas Greenleaf, Prince of Mirkwood when he gets an anonymous hate letter? Please Read and Review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 24,300 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/28/2004 - Published: 1/10/2003 - Legolas
The One Ring by UbiquitousPitt reviews
A day in the life of an unusually discordant piece of gold jewelry
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 12/30/2002 - Frodo B., Bilbo B.
LITTLE HOBBITS by Hermione Eveningfall reviews
This is turning out to be more of a story around the childhoods of Frodo, Sam, Merry & Pippin rather than just Merry & Pippin. :o) This is a parody (or supposed to be) of LITTLE WOMEN by Louisa May Alcott. This is non-slash & there is no profanity.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 49,864 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/16/2003 - Published: 8/9/2002 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Curving Paths by Mal3m reviews
For some hobbits, the Scouring of the Shire brought more pain than peace...Frodo knows Pippin's lass is hiding something, but his fervor for the truth nearly leads him astray. Only in honesty can true healing begin and love grow. Notably revised!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,742 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 9/9/2003 - Published: 9/16/2002 - Peregrin T.
Venitia the Princess by NazgulQueen13 reviews
Completed The halfhuman halfelven daughter of Aragorn and Arwen gets her heart broken and vows never to love again until she takes charge of her life and become the queen her land needs.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 51,404 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/9/2003 - Published: 12/11/2002 - Aragorn - Complete
Trapped As A Mary Sue by o0-Key-0o reviews
Flashing hair and a captivating stare...What are Mary Sues made of? If you're a dedicated canon-lover, the answer may not be pretty... (Complete. Sequel: Trapped As A Mary Sue II)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,621 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/4/2003 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Complete
The Rose by illuminator reviews
About Sam and Rosie growing up! Update: Rosie's brothers are appalled at the thought of their little sister in love :)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,326 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/3/2003 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Samwise G.
The One Ring is Stolen by a Squirrel by PoeticFirefly reviews
A interesting fic about the ring being stolen by one very clever squirrel Ch. 7 finally up! Aren't you guys proud?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,460 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/22/2003 - Published: 1/13/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
May the Valar protect them by Nilmandra reviews
This is the story of Legolas and the amazing circumstances set around his birth and early life. Features Legolas, Thranduil and a cast of original characters from Greenwood and beyond.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 136,907 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/16/2003 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Legolas - Complete
A Midspring Morning's Dream by Katharine Faith reviews
An AU giftfic for TreeHugger! Wedding bells are ringing in Mirkwood...guess who's getting married! Final edit complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,998 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Complete
Gimli: The Fool of Kings by JEN28 reviews
This is the account of King Gimli's vain quest to hoard all Middle Earth's pebbles after the fall of Sauron
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/21/2003 - Gimli
Don't Look Back Look Left! by Terachi Kaishaku reviews
If you study the Elves in LOTR, they all have a tendency to look to their left. Why is this so? Well it all dates back to the death of Finrod..
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2003 - Galadriel
Sam's Encounter with the Middle Earth Columbus by Katryna Black reviews
The title gives it away...First shot at a LotR fanfic...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/19/2003 - Samwise G., Frodo B. - Complete
Both Side Now of the Balrog wing question by Steve Dufour reviews
Song parody first posted on theonering.net
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/18/2003
The Waistcoat by Merfy reviews
Merry tears his new waistcoat and must bargain with one of Pippin's sisters in order to have it fixed.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/12/2003 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Baby's First Trip by Merfy reviews
Paladin and Eglantine Took, with their young son in tow, visit Frodo and Bilbo at Bag End. Saradoc Brandybuck and family are also invited, and Merry meets his new cousin for the first time.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/12/2003 - Frodo B., Meriadoc B.
Legolas' Bow by Mako-Shadows reviews
An odd story about Legolas and his bow. Serious fans beware it is very OOC. And if you have no sense of humour or get a bit squeamish when people contemplate throwing apples. Do not read. Thank you and good day.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/10/2003 - Legolas, Legolas
If Stars Could Speak by Greenleaf Elf reviews
Takes place in the Silmarillion, at the 'awakening' of the Elves. 'Tis short, and hopefully sweet. Please read, make me a happy kitty.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/2/2003
Síla in Twilight by Arwen Lune reviews
Elrond, having a quiet moment before the storm begins.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/31/2002 - Elrond
adventure to love by over the edge1 reviews
the adventure with the fellowship but this time a elf maidon (gimlis cousin) desires to join them in there quest but what if she and legolas fall in love? will they be able to put there differences and adventure behind them to be with each other find out
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Legolas
The Breath of Life by toturnagain reviews
Aragorn takes a moment to remind himself what he's really fighting for.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/13/2002 - Aragorn, Arwen U.
In the Hall of the Wood Elf King by TreeHugger reviews
The Hobbit AU. While the Dwarves are imprisoned in Thranduil's dungeons, Bilbo meets Legolas quite by accident. We find out why Elves don't smoke pipeweed. COMPLETED!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 140,644 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/5/2002 - Published: 6/4/2002 - Legolas, Bilbo B. - Complete
The True Story of How the Fellowship Met Haldir by Im A Brandybuck reviews
Told by Haldir himself! Here is his story of how he met the Fellowship. Please R&R! You'll laugh! I promise it! And if you don't...uh... I... *runs and hides*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2002
The True Confessions of a Mary Sue Writer by Fionny reviews
What -does- go through the minds of those rabid LotR writers as they write their horrendous Mary Sues?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/10/2002
How Isildur *really* died by The Evil Old Woman reviews
How Isildur *really* died - it wasn't from an Orc-arrow! 99% canon, proofread, and hopefully funny.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2002
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Here's A Pretty Thing reviews
“…to wrap an Elven princeling in!” said Aragorn in Moria. Light as a feather, and as hard as dragon scales! The mystery of Bilbo’s mithril shirt.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2004 - Legolas, Frodo B.
Research reviews
We can only understand what we are shown; some serious omissions on the part of the dear Professor lead Mary Sue to make some dangerous assumptions.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,171 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/9/2004 - Legolas
Diary of a Middleearth Sim reviews
Probably not worth your time - just indulge me in this little experiment of mine.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 4/26/2003 - Published: 4/25/2003