HEY WUTS UP!!??
SO HERE'S SUM FUN STUFF!!!
Friends will say "You deserve better" Best friends will call him n say " You die in seven days"
Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.
"Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork."
Of all the things I've lost... I miss my mind the most.
Of course I'm talking to myself: who else can I trust?
Don't follow me I'm lost too.
At least I don't CARE what those mindless people think of me.
It's always in the last place you look...of course it is! WHY would I keep looking AFTER I found it?
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?!
Haha. I don't get it.
A good friend will come bail you out of jail. A best friend will be in the next cell saying,"Let's do it again!!"
So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun.
If at first you don't suceed then sky diving isn't for you.
Those who throw objects at the crocodiles will be asked to retrive them.
Set sail in a general...THAT WAY direction.
Music is my boyfriend.
Definition of Your Mom: How to anwser a question when your bored.
Poke me. I dare you.
This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.
Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that.
Bom. Chicka. Waa. Waa.
You cry. I cry. You laugh. I laugh. You jump off a cliff. I laugh even harder.
I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.
When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.
When life gives you lemons, chunck them at the people you hate.
Danger: The person beside you is stupid.
It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with.
It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.
This world is full of crazy people.THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER!!
Defenition of homework-crude form of mind control still practiced in some priminal areas of the world
One day your prince will come.Mine?Oh,he just took a wrong turn,got lost,and is to stubborn to ask directions.
WARNING:Do NOT follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.
I'm here because Heaven wouldn't take me,and hell was afraid I'd take over.
I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me?
Whenever you feel pissed off at someone,walk a mile in their shoes. That way you'r a mile away from them and you have their shoes!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Did you know...Sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity.
Have you seen my sanity? I seem to have lost it.
Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorway and run away... he hates that.
Paper may beat rock but cannon ball make big hole in paper.
The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keybord can crush your crummy pen!
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the anwser and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
Parents spend the first parts of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Boys are like trees- they take 50 years to grow up.
My knight in shining armor turned put to be a loser in aluminum foil.
How are the force and duct-tape the same?- Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.
Charm is a way of getting the amwser yes without asking a clear question.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
What happens when you get scared half to death twice?
Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!
The sun has set the moon has risen, today's the day we get out of prison!!
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
When life gives you lemons squirt them in life's eyes, then run far, far away.
Who was the first person to look a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt"?
When French people swear do they say padon my English?
"Most people learn by observation, and there are a few who lear by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." Anonymous
If technically after midnight it's morning, then why do we call it the middle of the night? Shouldn't we call it something like early morning?
Things people ask
What was the last book you read? Its Fanfiction,Theirs a bunch of stories...twlight
What's on your T.V right now? nothing
Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? Mom, and said "STFU!"
Where are you? My room
What was the last thing you ate? pizza
What's your personality like? cool,chill,mean,funny,smart,and weird..
Who do you have a crush on? A lot of boys.
What was the last thing you thought? Ima going to steal this
Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind? Fuck u
You now have a million dollars. What do you do? Spend of merch,anime,and other stuff
Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it? My Ipod
What are you writing RIGHT NOW? I am typing this sentence but beside dat nada
Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 18 and find line nine. What is it? to far away!!
What's it like being you? pretty damn awesome life
How tall are you? 5ft 10in
What book are you currently reading? none
What music are you listening to? none
What was the last website you visited before fan fiction? youtube
What was the last thing you cooked? pizza
What color are the walls of the room you are in? wooden n brown
Do you know who the governor of your state is? no I know this one!!! its that one Madigan or...sarah or watever
Ketchup or Mustard? ketchup
How many different programs are on your computer right now? 4
Have you ever been water-skiing? No.
What is the weather like? frickin cold
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lu pin a flea collar
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand
11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"
13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"
14) I will not you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it
16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive
17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast
18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day"
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways
20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor
21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling
24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful"
25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell
26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate
27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to potrol the hallways
28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"
29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge
30) I will not go to class skyclad
31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"
32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm
33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers
34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion
35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"
36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"
37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak
38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine
39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts
40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"
41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck
42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous
43) I will not lick Trevor
44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"
45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween
46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously
47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions
48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet
49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice
50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God
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