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Joined 08-09-11, id: 3145927, Profile Updated: 03-17-12
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

Name: Tyler *

Age: It begins, and ends, with numbers.

Gender: Male

Music: That depends on the time
-Afternoon, especially on weekdays: Usually listening to older soft rock or country music (same difference) such as: Fleetwood Mac, Simon and Garfunkel, James Taylor, Randy Travis, et cetera ad nauseum

-Evenings: Similar to 'Afternoon', but with more pop songs thrown in (not new pop, I mean like 80's music and such)

-At Night, weekdays: Free-for-all, but usually classical on the local NPR station because I don't feel like getting up to change my input and EQ settings back to normal after plugging in an iPod. This means that I have quiet music in the background, but loud music in my headphones, which don't require gain adjustments when switching sources (Yay, old Marantz gear FTW)

-At Night, weekends: Don't care what it is, but this is when the subwoofer proves mettle. I don't care what it is, as long as it goes THUMP-THUMP-THUMP-THUMP (Has to be four-to-the-floor) and it does THUMP.

Books: Tom Clancy, Harry Potter, Inheritance Cycle, Atlas Shrugged (you should read it). Also such strange things as: The Power Game: How Washington Works. Yes, I do read this for entertainment, try it sometime, and you won't have to ask me why I'm so smart, because you'd know.

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AND FINALLY... WHAT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! IT'S FINALLY HERE, THE ONE THE ONLY, SUUUICIIIIDE RAAAMMENNNN!!!!!!

Suicide Ramen:

Ingredients:
1 Pack Chicken Ramen
1 Bottle Tabasco
1/2 to 1 tsp Crushed Red Pepper (like you get on pizza)
1 Finely chopped Habanero Pepper
Your favorite type of Cheese, grated
Milk

Preparation:
Place pepper into a coffee filter. Clip the filter to the side of a metal pot using a few paperclips. Place 2.5 cups of water in pot, and bring to boil. Add crushed red pepper directly to water. after roughly a minute, add the ramen bricks, along with Tabasco (I suggest covering the brick in Tabasco sauce, at least.) After roughly five minutes, remove the filter, add the flavor packet, and place in bowl. Add cheese, grab milk, and enjoy the suffering (if you made it right, at least)

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Kneazles by Manatocfox reviews
Growing up as a Kneazle is tricky, especially when you realize you might be human, too. Add in posessed professors, sinister snakes, and more detentions than he can count, and Harry's Hogwarts career has certainly been memorable. What will he do when he faces his biggest challenge yet? Being a teenager isn't easy no matter what species you are. Sequel to 'Growing Up Kneazle'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 151,157 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Sinister Chakra by williams5505 reviews
The night the Kyuubi attacked Konoha, Madara accompanied it, hoping to destroy the village once and for all. However, the Yondaime's jutsu sealed Madara into Naruto as well. Naruto, cursed with a chakra even more sinister than the Kyuubi's itself, must now challenge a rising Akatsuki, and determine what path to justice and peace is the right one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 328,813 - Reviews: 1730 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 1,998 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Growing Up Kneazle by Manatocfox reviews
On the cusp of Harry's third birthday an impressive display of accidental magic will change his life forever. When Harry is rediscovered nearly nine years later, what will become of our intrepid hero when he finally attends Hogwarts? Sequel now posted!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 217,803 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14254 - Favs: 7,275 - Follows: 5,520 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
The Second Born by williams5505 reviews
Naruto Namikaze is the second son of the Yondaime Hokage, raised by his older brother. Born with a legendary Rinnegan, Naruto must master his power if he is to meet his destiny and save the world from being overcome by the Akatsuki and its new leader.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 302,644 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
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Baptized in Blood reviews
Naruto is attacked one day, and while he is unconscious, Kyuubi steps in with some assistance. See how this affects Naruto's shinobi career, and the Fate of the World. Somewhat stronger Naruto, Smarter Naruto, NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,620 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Sayuri reviews
The dead cast long shadows. They occupy the darkness, our thoughts when we have naught else to think of, and exert their influence, disturbing the minds of the living, contorting them to their needs... One-shot, Sasuke-centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Hanyou no Yoko reviews
After the jinchuuriki seal's deterioration, Naruto becomes a kitsune hanyou, and the link between two worlds. Strong!Naruto, NaruOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,138 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Naruto U.