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i have made this FF account just to comment on stories sad i know !

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I have been diagnosed
with Obsessive Cullen
Disorder. Put this on your
profile if you've caught it too.


As you might of guessed, I happen to be Team EDWARD! However, If I had to choose between one of the other male twilight characters it would be Emmett. Why I hear you ask? Why not Jaspers' perceptiveness or Carlisle compassion? Because, Emmett would be the only one that could handle my sense of humour :')

What are your 10 favorite Twilight characters (in order)?


Have you ever seen or heard of 1/3/9 fight? Edward, Jasper and Carlisle? No way!

What about an 8/4? Esme and Alice? they're too busy shopping ...

What if7/5 fought? Rosalie and Bella? In Twilight, where Rose thought of her throwing her life away.

What if 5 walked in on 7 and 4?

Would you make out with 1? Hell Yes.

Has 6 ever walked in on 7 and 9? Seth, walked in on Rosalie and Carlisle? No way. That's her dad !

What if you walked in on 2, 5, and 4? Emmett, Alice, and Jasper? Hell No! Why throw Emmett into their little bubble

Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
I promise to remember Edward
Each time I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlie's sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Everytime there is a big boom
I promise to remember Rosalie
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
Everytime I'm at the mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
Whenever I see beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me that they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes, I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my true obsession
Because I know what Twilighters know
Copy this onto your profile if you're a true Twilight fan!

You say Romeo and Juliet,
I say Edward and Bella
You say Werewolves,
I say Vampires
You say you're creepy,
I say I know! :)
When life gives you lemons, throw them
back and yell, I WANT EDWARD CULLEN!!

I read Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD

If you think that the Twilight series will rule the universe, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Bella and Edward were meant to be together, copy this into your profile!

If you belive your own Edward Cullen is out there somewhere, add this.

If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with any or all of the Cullens, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this. (Yes, I do, okay? Get over it! I don't care! ;) )

If whenever you see or hear the name 'Edward' you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much and then people stare at you and tell you to shut up and let it go, post this.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If the only thing you think about is the Twilight series copy and past this to your profile.

If you are in LOVE with Edward Anthony Masen Cullen copy and paste this to your profile.

if you hate the fact that Edward Cullen isn't your boyfriend then copy and paste this to your profile

If your in love with a fictional character (like any of the Cullen brothers) copy and paste this to your profile

You say Harry Potter,
I say Twilight!
You say Zac Efron,
I say Edward Cullen,
You say Werewolves,
I say Vampires!
You say Indians,
I say Quillettes!
You say Pink,
I say Gold!
You say Psychic,
I say Alice Cullen!
You say twilight sucks,
I say i hate you!

I'll stαч up tιll TШILIGHT
To sєє thє NΣW MOON
And ιf I'm luckч
I'll sєє thє ΣCLIPSΣ
And thє wholє tιmє
I'm sιttιng with чou

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions


NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up or i'll get james to kill

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula
TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely love the Cullen vampires

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ; )

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile
TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on there profile

You know you’ve seen or read twilight too many times when:

1. You go around asking hot guys to bite you

2. You put on pale white cosmetics and say you’re a Cullen

3. You ask a Native American guy if he can turn into a giant dog

4. You dream about Edward and you getting married.

5. You jump off a cliff and think Edward will save you.(DO not try that you moron, you may get yourself killed)

6. You steal a silver Volvo and drive around like a maniac

7. You name your child Edward, Jasper, or Emmett

8. You bite your hand and say that James turned you.

9. You fall madly in love with a two year old (like I want to marry you fall in love, or imprint)

10. You’re nuts and crazy

11. You can think you can fry an egg on your forehead.(please don’t try that)

12. You try to fly

13. You sang what was on 12

14. You try to attack and kill a mountain lion with your bear hands.

Edward Cullen

Sexier than you since 1901

Jasper Hale

Smoother than you since 1843

Bella Swan

Luckier than you will ever be.

Rosalie Hale

Prettier than you since 1915

Alice Cullen

Quirkier than you since 1901

Emmett Cullen

Stronger than you since 1915

Who do you like more:

Edward or Jacob?


Bella or Jacob?


Bella or Alice?


Alice or Jacob?


Rosalie or Alice?


Jasper or Alice?


Jasper or Edward?


Carlisle or Esme?


Emmett or Jasper


Emmett or Jacob?


Bella or Rosalie


Esme or Charlie?


Charlie or Carlisle?


Charlie or Billy?


Jacob or Sam?


Sam or Quil?


Quil or Embry?


Who's the better villian: James or Victoria?


Werewolves or Vampires?


How did you find out about the movie?


Are you excited?

I have the movie now, and I LOVE it!

What do you think of the casting so far?

I LOVE ROBERT PATTISON!! Kristen Stewart is also a good actress and i love Kellan Lutz , Ashley Greene , Jackson Rathbone and Nikki Reed !

Are you going to go see it?


Planning on going with anyone in particular?


Do you think it will stay true to the book?


Bold the ones your for :)

Team Jacob/Team Edward
Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse/Breaking Dawn
Robert Pattinson/Taylor Lautner
Kristen Stewart/Ashely Greene/Nikki Reed
Kellan Lutz
/Jackson Rathbone
Cliff Diving/Motorcycles
Angela Weber/Lauren Mallory/Jessica Stanley
Mike Newton/Eric Yorkie/Tyler Crowley

10 Reasons Why I hate Jacob Black

1. He walks around with no shirt on. No, Jacob, you AREN’T too sexy for your shirt. You burn my eyes. Put some clothes on. Geez.

2. He pretends to kill himself just to get kissed. How sick is that? It’s just like telling a girl you have cancer to get her in bed.

3. He falls in love with a girl, like, 5 minutes after she’s born. Pedophile, much?

4. He was, at first, in love with that girl’s mom, who will one day be his mother-in-law, who he has kissed… ew. That’s just screwed up.

5. He is mean to kids. Do you see how he treats Seth? And what about Renesmee before she was born! It was just cruel!

6. He isn’t as caring as Edward is. When Bella trips or falls, Edward catches her. Jacob laughs.

7. He can’t keep a secret. He told the biggest one the first time he met a girl, and just because she was flirting! That’s just pathetic.

8. He’s too warm. He didn’t cause global warming. He IS global warming.

9. He has an over-inflated ego. He just ASSUMES Bella wants him to kiss her. God. He just assumes way too much.

10. He’s not Edward. ‘Nuff said.


Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. You can enjoy the bouquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise

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Eye of the Beholder by savannavansmutsmut reviews
Izzy is a working girl hired as a wedding date for a painfully shy and damaged Edward. Will her pimp, the police, the mob, and the FBI stand in the way of them being together forever? PULLED AND PUBLISHED, AVAILABLE ON AMAZON AS EYE OF THE BEHOLDER BY ROSE VON BARNSLEY!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,398 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cullen Legacy by pattyrose reviews
Legacy - A gift; sometimes unknowingly bestowed. Bella met Edward in a London pub, never imagining where each would be 7 years later: he a Congressman fueled by ever-growing political ambition, she the woman with an explosive secret that can end all his dreams. But Bella might soon find that revenge isn't all it's cracked up to be, and that Edward may harbor his own dark secrets.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 237,004 - Reviews: 15947 - Favs: 6,234 - Follows: 4,814 - Updated: 9/20/2016 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome Home Bella Swan! by RealityShowJunky reviews
Bella Swan was the object of the Cullen and Hale's bullying from fifth-eighth grade. She's now nineteen and completely okay with the fact that her brain will never work like everyone else's. Once she meets her old 'friends' again what will happen? AH&OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 3/22/2016 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Forbidden Love by Elise de Sallier reviews
This story has now been published under my author name of Elise de Sallier as Innocence (A Forbidden Love, Book 1) and Protection (A Forbidden Love, Book 2) by The Writer's Coffee Shop, and is available on Amazon, Nook, and itunes. Thank you so much for the wonderful support of the fanfic community! Elise de Sallier (aka Twiloversue)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 12397 - Favs: 3,648 - Follows: 3,507 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Princess and the E by CLWN reviews
When Bella meets the mysterious 'E' he calls her his Princess and she's soon drawn into his dangerous world of organised crime. But this is no fairytale, so when Edward finds himself in trouble, it's up to his Princess to save him. OOC/AH. ExB AxJ RxEm.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 214,813 - Reviews: 4017 - Favs: 4,755 - Follows: 3,099 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl reviews
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 196,343 - Reviews: 12559 - Favs: 8,440 - Follows: 6,333 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Kick The Ball, Kick Your Ass by Luuh2311 reviews
Bella goes boarding school in NY, there she meets people, make friends and enemies. But especially someone annoying, and that Bella will have to learn how to endure. The charming, cocky, ignorant, soccer player Edward Cullen. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,876 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Bella, Edward
Radio Edit by PinkHoodie85 reviews
Bella, an intern for a popular Radio Morning Show in South Florida, enlist the help of her co-hosts to help gain the self confidence to catch the eye of a certain bronze haired neighbor. AH Cannon Couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,575 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Bella, Edward
If We Ever Meet Again by pattyrose reviews
High School for geeky Edward was a nightmare of mistakes, missed opportunities & insecurity issues. Six years later when fate hands him a second chance, will he know how to take it? Or will the insecure boy inside rear his head again? AH, E&B, Canon pairs
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 164,048 - Reviews: 3792 - Favs: 4,200 - Follows: 2,094 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Vindicated by JacklynnFrost reviews
Bella is kidnapped and given to Edward who is a son of the Volturi Crime family, which makes their money through human trafficking. Mafia, mob, some violence, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 138,013 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 2,257 - Follows: 1,090 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dead Man Walking by MandyLeigh87 reviews
When graduate student Isabella Swan decides to write her final paper on death row inmate Edward Masen, she promises her mother she won't get too involved. She couldn't have been more wrong. Rated M for language, content. B/E Mini Fic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,577 - Reviews: 1198 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Complete
Come as you aren't by sheviking reviews
One-shot written for the annual Countdown to Halloween. Shy Bella decides to do something about her crush on the popular "jock" Edward at his Halloween party. Is a certain costume the right approach? Teen angst mixed with citrus and sweetness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,827 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Boy next door… by Taintedvile reviews
Edward Masen is the boy living next door... Bella has various names for Edward these days; but she no longer calls him friend. Depressed, angst filled teens; trying to cope without the love of a friend. Disclaimer - I own nothing Twilight. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 160,924 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Mysterious Case of the Blackbird Rorschach by johnnyboy7 reviews
After finding himself under arrest and in the worst of situations, Edward Masen's life suddenly spirals out of order. He is sentenced to spend his time at Windemere where nothing is as it seems.OCC, rated M for content, language, graphic scenes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 149,763 - Reviews: 2612 - Favs: 1,502 - Follows: 1,457 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Edward, Bella
Altered Ego by stillwaters72 reviews
Edward Cullen, movie star isolated by his own fame. Bella Swan, small-town home-maker seeking self-expression. Both find freedom to be themselves in an online fandom. What happens when their RL worlds collide? Rated M: adult lang/content/themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,102 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Edward, Bella
The Mistress by Isa-Testing123 reviews
What happens when the king of England needs an hier to the thrown and his wife is unable to bear children? He finds someone who can. Enter Isabella Swan: the only daugter in a long line of sons. LEMONS!. Please do not read if you are under 18
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,170 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Edward, Bella
Safe With You by sheviking reviews
One-shot birthday present for my beta, Melanie. Bella takes a nanny job for the summer with a rich family. When she meets Edward, the incredibly hot gardener, she is sure that he will break her heart if she isn't careful. Lemons and the usual stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,335 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 247 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Happens In English by oreocookiepup101 reviews
Bella and Edward are cast as Romeo and Juliet in their English class play. Bella has hated Edward since he started ignoring her a few years back. Will they realize that they have feelings for each other? All human. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,229 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Doll House by Kambria Rain reviews
We were all going to die. I used to be an optimistic person, but that went out the window as soon as the hot mountain man decided we were going to hunt the hunters. AH. Warning: So far, there are minor character deaths, and Edward's a little scary.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,019 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9022 - Favs: 15,749 - Follows: 3,358 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Californian Experience by Keira Sawyer reviews
Bella gets accepted into her dream school in Cali. How will she fit in with the rich kids? AH. Edward is a semi-player. Some original/different characters involved. M for slight lemon later. Forgot to mention Bella is sporty, but not a total tomboy! ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,545 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Too Drunk to remember by xxpipxx reviews
All Human! A drunk Bella kisses Edward at a party, and doesn't remember a thing the next day. However, Edward wants to find the mysterious girl, and is determined to win her over. Normal Pairings :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,388 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete