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If you've ever been obsessed with something even if it gave you horrifying nightmares, copy and paste this to your profile
If gym class kills all your self-esteem, copy this into your profile.
If you're a slacker and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.
If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.
If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consectutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile
If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile,copy and paste this onto your profile
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.
If you have a friend that scares you when they have sugar, copy this into your profile
1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):Kat! Ohhh snapp!
2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Red Wolf!
3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Dominique Elizabeth Kitty...
4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Allkaica (May the force be with you young padawan.)
5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): Crimson Coke (FEAR ME!!!)
6. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): She don't got one! (Try to find me now!!!!)
8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Sparky! (Oh hell yeah!)
9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong): Bannana Bombing (It is a fruit!)
10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory): Red Eyepatch! (ARGH!)
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. James
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? Red :D
3. Your first initial? K
4. Your month of birth? July
5. Which color do you like more, black or white? Black
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Jillian
7. Your favorite number? 8
8. Do you like California or Florida more? Florida... sorta
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Lake
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). To have happiness in my love life and for all of my wishes to come true :)
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1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If you’re initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
9. If you choose...
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
If you wanna WHACK the Cartoon Network people for canceling Teen Titans, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE, GET A BAT AND FOLLOW ME!!
Twoface: half of me wants to strangle ya!
Alfred: I'm sorry to bother you sir, I have some rather distressing news about master Dick.
Thug: Who the hell are you?
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint
What makes 100 percent? What does it mean to give MORE than 100 percent? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We all have been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over one hundred percent. How about acheiving 103 percent? What makes up 100 percent in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions;
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
8118423151811= 98 percent
11141523125475= 96 percent
120209202145 =100 percent
2211212198920= 103 percent
and look how far this one will take you,
1191911919199147= 118 percent!
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and ASSKISSING that will put you over the top. (and this iz the truth)
Have you ever wondered:
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish-washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is retard cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
3. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
4.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
9. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
Random Quotes That I Love!
"I called your boyfriend gay and he slapped me with his purse."
"The trouble with real life is that there's no background music."
"Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for a while and leave footprints on our hearts."
"I have not lost my mind; it's backed up on a disk somewhere."
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
"Computers make very accurate mistakes. (22=3 Calculated in 0.000000001 seconds)"
"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room."
" If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?"
"OK, I'm wierd! But I'm saving up to become eccentric."
"Beware of the letter "G." It is the end of everything."
"Flying is not inherently dangerous; crashing is."
"Don't play dumb with me, I'll always win."
"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door..."
"Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door."
"He learned what every man must learn...never insult a girl's looks, especially if said girl can kick your ass"
"I'm not awesome, you just suck."
"IT'S THE SUGAR TALKING, I SWEAR!"
"People say violence isn't the answer. Well, they're right. Violence is the question. The answer is 'HELL YES'."
"I never said I was normal... you just presumed I was."
"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."
"Last night, I lied in bed looking up at the stars, and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?""
"It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone in the mouth."
"Don't knock on Death's door; ring the bell and run- he hates that."
"When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it!"
"Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls!"
If you have a scary crush on a book, anime or game character copy and post this into your profile.
If you are crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. (I do that when reading too. Then people REALLY look at me strange…)
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you are one of the few that flipped out when you saw Bruce Wayne/Dick Grayson mentioned in Twilight, copy this into your profile
If you want to run up an escalator while it's going down, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet (or dead silent) room, copy and paste this to your profile
If you like to put these types of things in your profile, copy and paste to your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you think Edward Cullen is NOT hot, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever imagined killing off a fictional character so that you could steal his/her fictional boy/girlfriend copy and paste this on your profile
If you talk back to the TV (or the computer, or a book), copy this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile ( i always spell How as Who!!)
If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.
If you probably need a life but have no intention of getting one, put this on your profile.
If you think fan fics are the best invention EVER, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are characters on a certain show (no need to mention names) that you HATE BEYOND ALL REASON... copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE
If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile.
If you are a klutz, copy and past this into your profile.
If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "cookie", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile. There's always lemons.
If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love to laugh, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love to write copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know what a lemon fly is(for those who don't, it is a mythicle lemon with wings. ha! now you know!), then copy paste it.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you know a person thats a bitch to you copy and paste this to your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
If you have/had a crush on any Teen Titan people, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you ever wanted to go in the TV and make BB and Raven kiss (or any other couple you adore but are too dense) COPY AND PASTE THIS!!
If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you've ever lost your sunglasses, then found then on your head, copy this to your profile.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. (o.o whoa)
If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copying this into your profile
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile
If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't Paper do this to Scissors? Screw Scissors, why can't Paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because Paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play Rock/Paper/Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought Paper would protect you, you asshole!""
More Random Quotes I Love!
"Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many."
"Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!"
"Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed."
"A wise man once said, "Ask a girl.""
"When in doubt, push random buttons!"
"You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!"
"There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train."
"There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves."
"They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people..."
"Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you just keep on talking."
"You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out? Yeah like that. Stop it."
"An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work."
"They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?"
"Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?"
"Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film."
"A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss."
"The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not."
"Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck."
"I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away."
"They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?"
"Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs."
"Love your enemies. It gets them really confused."
"It's always darkest before dawn...so if you're gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that's the time to do it."
"It takes a big man to cry...but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man."
"Doors are on a house so you don't have to go through the windows."
"No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning."
"I never repeat myself, so pay close attention to me the first time, cause I never repeat myself."
"Canaries are the best, especially with ketchup on them."
"Slow and steady gets you trampled by the other guys."
"When opportunity knocks, shoot first and ask questions later."
"When all else fails, use duct tape."
"I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow, isn't looking good either."
"I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode."
"Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again."
"My Reality Check bounced."
"On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key."
"I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing."
"If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?"
"Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there's footprints on the moon."
"What's behind this door? -opens it- ...another door. Hilarious."
"There are 1000 ways I could kill you, and 941 of them hurt."
"They locked you in?"
"I'm not good at empathy, will you settle for sarcasm?"
"I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works."
"I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid."
"It's true, blonds do have more fun. But brunets remember it in the morning."
"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
"I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth! "
Copy and Paste This Into Your Profile If...
1. You've ever yelled at the TV because the main characters of your favorite show are being stupid (again!).
2. You've ever given a complete stranger a weird look just to see what they'd do.
3. You used to think CIA stood for something else.
4. You didn't know what the difference between real and fake was until you were in high school.
5. You've ever randomly felt the need to poke your friend in the arm.
6. You've ever run for nine blocks to catch the school bus.
7. You scream like a little girl on the kiddie rides at amusement parks.
8. You used to think "coming out of the closet" meant someone hid in a closet and jumped out to scare somebody else.
9. You pick apart movies, TV shows, video games, and books to see if they're really possible or not.
10. You watch MythBusters and say, "Pssh! I knew that was possible!"
11. You say that only because you've experienced it and/or done it yourself.
12. And it exploded, caught on fire, or shot projectiles.
13. You hate when people call you "kid", "dear", "son", "honey", or "sweetie".
14. You've ever been shoved into a locker in high school.
15. You're convinced that your school yearbook's "Stupid Stuff I Did This Year" page would consist only of pictures of you.
16. You like conspiracy theories.
17. You're convinced that government mind control techniques are responsible for nothing original ever coming out of Hollywood.
18. You'd rather get stuck in The Hunger Games and have to face certain death than write a book report for school.
Would You Rather...?
Die by car crash or shotgun?
Solve the world's greatest mystery or be the world's greatest mystery?
Love someone who'll never be with you or be with someone who'll never love you?
Get struck by lightning or get mauled by a bear?
Get kidnapped by assassins or date a hitman/hitwoman?
Live next door to a serial killer or fall out of an airplane?
Ladies: Marry an older man or date a younger man?
Gentlemen: Marry an older woman or gawk at a younger woman?
Be surrounded by friends who never really liked you or be a social outcast with only one true friend?
Have someone tell you you're beautiful and mean it or recognize all your faults and not care about them?
Have your cake or eat it?
Do everything you're told to do or everything you're dared to do?
Crush on a fictional character or pursue a real person that you like?
Save the world and nobody notice or let the world explode and everybody hate you for it?
Become addicted to power or go insane?
Survive the apocalypse only to find out the only other person alive is halfway across the planet or stop the apocalypse only to die in the process?
Work with Jason Bourne or be a bounty hunter chasing Wolverine?