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Author has written 111 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy IX, Final Fantasy VIII, Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy X-overs, and Final Fantasy I-VI.
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M'Dear Mideel - The party receive a troubling message from Aeris, who is currently in Mideel on her spiritual journey.
Catch a Failing Star - Cloud gets a job on a TV sopa opera, but when he is fired for a blunder, he discovers how terrible it is to be a washed up celebrity.
Papa's Got a Brand New Arm - Barrett nearly shoots Marlene (accidentally on purpose) and is advised to ditch his gun-arm and replace it with something more "human" friendly.
Cats & Mogs - Cait Sith falls in love with the sexiest cat in the Slums (a disturbing thought (not Cait Sith falling in love, but the prospect of a sexy feline) and the party help set him up with her. But there's a fierce rival intent on beating Cait Sith to her cat basket.
Rikku is a Hottie - Cloud and Vincent set up a fan club for Rikku (the total cutie from FFX) lovers. Sephiroth does his best to bring it down.

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The Maester of Spira reviews
Legend has it, that the Maester of Spira can fix anything. So, ala The Wizard of Oz, Tidus, Wakka, Lulu and Kimahri set off along the Mi'ihen Highroad...
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/9/2004
The Chibis in: The Courtcase reviews
Ifrit is held responsible after Squall, Zell and Selphie suffer an... accident. So Ifrit is summoned to court.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2003
Behind the Fantasy reviews
Join Cloud, Tifa, Squall, Selphie, Zidane, Dagger, Tidus, Rikku and a host of other FF characters for Behind the Fantasy!
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,542 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/22/2003
M'Dear Mideel reviews
Cloud, Barrett and Tifa set off to Mideel to track down Aeris, after they learn that the town has been attacked by the Shin-Ra.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/24/2003
Catch a Failing Star reviews
In a brand new fanfic, Cloud is offered a part on a popular daytime soap opera. His success is short lived though, and soon he must deal with the rejection a washed up star receives.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/5/2003
The Crossover Story reviews
When the zeroes of Final Fantasy VIII meet the heroes of Final Fantasy VII, all hell breaks loose. An electrical thunder storm hits Balamb Garden, sending it and all on board into the virtual world of Final Fantasy VII.
Final Fantasy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,417 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/22/2003
City of the Ancients reviews
For her 22nd birthday, Aeris is required to return to the City of the Ancients. Upon arriving, a one hundred-year-old secret is revealed leading to a major discovery, concerning the future of the Planet. Even bigger than this, Aeris discovers that she hol
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2003
Mako My Day reviews
AVALANCHE is called into action when Hojo threatens to flood the City of Midgar with Mako in an effort to poison the townsfolk. Unable to stop him, Barrett, Tifa and the gang are turned into vegetables. Only Cloud having once been exposed to and therefore
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/1/2003
Twenty Leagues Under the Sea reviews
Cloud is fired from AVALANCHE after Barrett feels that there isn't enough work going. To compensate, he gets Cloud a job on board a submarine in the Junon Navy.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/26/2003
I Dated a Mother reviews
Sephiroth's mother, Jenova, develops a crush on Cloud. Not wanting to anger Sephiroth by hurting Jenova's feelings, Barrett and Tifa suggest that Cloud accepts her request for a date. Expecting the date to be a disaster, Cloud is bewildered when it turns
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,643 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21/2003
The Two Flowers reviews
Aeris goes to war with her business rival.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,773 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/9/2003
Been There, Dyne That reviews
A mishap at school forces Barrett to seriously consider coming forward and telling Marlene the truth about her real father. Forced with the choice of coming clean, or continuing with the lie, Barrett is torn. (Featuring a heart-warming ending scene.)
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/7/2003
That Kiss reviews
Barrett wins four tickets for an all expenses paid trip to the Costa del Sol. While Aeris jumps at the chance for some time away in the sun, Cloud and Tifa are less than enthusiastic about going away together, after that embarrassing kiss they shared.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,039 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/5/2003
Christmas Comes But Twice a Year reviews
Cloud suffers a blow to the head, sending him into a deep coma. Upon awakening, he learns that he has completely missed out on Christmas.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12/23/2002
The Great Bathtime Caper reviews
Tifa goes to great lengths in order to get Red XIII to take a bath. Join her and Red for an exciting trip around the world. If only we could find out who's doing that awful singing...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/1/2002
Like the Osbournes reviews
How could I not do a parody of something as brilliant as The Osbournes? Cloud, Barrett, Tifa and Aeris agree to take part in a reality TV show from the comfort of their own home. Fans of The Osbournes should love this.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/9/2002
Not Without My Chocobo reviews
The party try to cheer up Aeris after her beloved chocobo passes away.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/24/2002
Not a Lemon reviews
What is it about a lemon? Some people love 'em, some people hate 'em. Some people can't stand 'em. This here fic will change the way you think about them forever. A fanfic that totally makes fun of them and everything they stand for. It may even give you
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,899 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/28/2002
Dancing Queen reviews
After Barrett twists his ankle, he is unable to take Marlene to a local talent show. Aeris then offers to take her instead. Once there, Aeris's talent for dancing gets her a job at the local strip club, and, as usual, much hilarity ensures.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,052 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/24/2002
A Tale of Two Clouds reviews
Cloud is devastated to learn that he isn't the only Cloud Strife in the world. He then goes to great lengths to try and set things right again. A courtcase, a crooked judge, and a measly five years are a few of the obstacles that stand in his way.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/17/2002
The Wild Tonberries reviews
Tidus does a job for the Mafia.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/20/2002
Nibelheimenium reviews
Cloud and Tifa are invited to Nibelheimenium - a celebration of the rebirth of their hometown Nibelheim. But they soon discover that something is not quite right in their quaint little town... (Did someone mention the word "cult?")
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,584 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4/25/2002
And So They Return reviews
The Mayor of Midgar decides to deport all illegal immigrants from the City. When it is revealed that Cloud is an illegal alien, he and Tifa try to apply for a visa, only to be rejected. It is then that Tifa comes up with a brilliant plan to avoid Cloud ge
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2002
There Ain't No Gettin' Offa This Train We're On! reviews
AVALANCHE find themselves in real danger after their train is hijacked by terrorists. This is the first ever fic that I have written which isn't classified under humor.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/20/2002
Cloud and the Chocoballs Factory reviews
Cloud opens a packet of Chocoballs containing the yellow Chocoball and wins a tour of the Chocoballs Factory (a la "Willy Wonka") to see how the world's most deliciously addictive chocolate is made.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/10/2002
Barrett's Parents Come to Stay reviews
After Cloud gets a haircut, Barrett's parents turn up at 7th Heaven to visit their son. Cloud and Tifa take an immediate dislike to them after it becomes apparent that Mr. and Mrs. Wallace are as racist as they come. So, another offensive fic then?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/3/2002
Year of the Carbuncle reviews
I've been here on fanfiction.net for one year! That's almost three years! To celebrate my one year anniversary, I have written this delictable tale for the fans' enjoyment! Thank you, and Good-night!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,017 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/23/2001
Deck the Garden with Boughs of Holly reviews
Ho ho whoa! It's Christmas - the season of weird will - over in Balamb Garden! Zell's Christmas list, Rinoa in a hot skirt, and Xu as the Garden's Santa Claus are just a few of the surprises in store.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,334 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/18/2001
A Countdown To Barrett reviews
There's only one thing Barrett wants for his birthday...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12/15/2001
Brokedown Prison reviews
Aeris and Yuffie head off to Wutai on vacation to celebrate their graduation from college. However, their holiday turns into a nightmare when they are arrested.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/24/2001
A Countdown To Thanksgiving reviews
Cloud is given the unfortunate job of finding a chocobo for Thanksgiving dinner.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/22/2001
A Countdown To Yuffie reviews
Yuffie has finally matured... yeah, right.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2001
Sephiroth: From Birth to Death reviews
Let's take a break from the usual stuff and let someone else other than Cloud Strife be the star. Sephiroth's life story told by none other than the great man himself. If you're a Sephiroth fan (and let's face it, who isn't?) you'll enjoy this.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2001
Don Corneo has an Ugly Face reviews
A couple from Mideel move into Don Corneo's mansion, and throw a party for their new neighbours (who include Cloud and friends). All is well, until Don Corneo, who was thought to be dead, returns to continue his reign of terror in Wall Market.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,069 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/4/2001
Kill All the Gil Thieves reviews
Best Fic Ever... from me, anyway. This fic is so good, it doesn't even need a summary. You'll read this and you'll laugh. If you don't laugh I will give you your money back. Go on... read it.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11/3/2001
A Countdown To Vincent reviews
You are invited to Vincent Valentine's birthday party. (Sorry the invitation's a little late.)
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10/18/2001
Cait Sith in: "Walkin' the Mog" reviews
Finally, a fic from me where Cait Sith is the star. This means that if you don't like the (probably) least popular FFVII character, then you're unlikely to think much of this fic. Anyway, Cait Sith is ordered to hand his most treasured possession (not his
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/7/2001
Cloud Strife in: "Between Anime and Hard Labour" reviews
Tifa takes a vacation, and leaves Cloud to look after 7th Heaven. Cloud, however, refuses to part with his precious anime. Oh, the humanity! Anime lovers will like this fic, and maybe some anime haters will like it too. Eh, who knows? (Contains extra humo
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/29/2001
Send in the Doctors! reviews
Four classic medical themed Countdown to stories, in which Aeris turns retarded, Barrett discovers the wonders of the human body, Professor Hojo helps deliver a baby, and Cloud gets a vasectomy - not all at once, you understand.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/28/2001
Proper Leonhart Use reviews
Set after "Holy Crap! I'm in an Abusive Relationship!" The party miss the Balamb Town Funtime Festival because of Squall's unfortunate disability. Rinoa then goes on a mission to recover her boyfriend's brain.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/23/2001
Tifa Lockheart in: "Hit 'n' Run Like Hell" reviews
While out on the road in her new car, Tifa runs over one of the citizens of Midgar. You'll have to read to find out who she knocked down, by lets just say the person won't be missed.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9/19/2001
Midgar's Funniest Home Videos reviews
Cloud decides to make a hilarious home video for a TV show. Aeris offers to help him, and they set out to make the funniest home movie ever.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9/18/2001
A Countdown To Chocoballs reviews
Chocoballs - the latest chocolate sensation!!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/17/2001
Cloud's Angels reviews
Aeris, Tifa and Yuffie are Cloud's Angels! Yeah, yeah, well I'm desperate for ideas! The Turks make an appearance in here, too!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/14/2001
Red XIII in: "Grandpa's Last Stand" reviews
Bugenhagen dies (and he won't be comin' back). Red XIII and the others attend his funeral at Cosmo Canyon. Once the funeral is over Red XIII goes into deep depression. This fic is worth reading because it includes clips from the actual video game FFVII, a
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/8/2001
Holy Crap! I'm in an Abusive Relationship! reviews
Most people here know I like to tackle controversial subjects and portray them in a humorous way, and here's yet another one that'll probably make you go nuts and hate me like you've never hated anyone before. Geez guys, it's only supposed to be fun - it'
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/31/2001
Inside Zell's Head reviews
Ew... sick! *barfs* Ahem, the party are summoned to Esthar in order to stop a war from breaking out, but Zell gets into a bit of trouble and ends up hooked up to one of Dr. Odine's weird machines. Squall and the others must now not only save their best fr
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/26/2001
Zell's Wacky Intentions reviews
Rinoa's dad dies and leaves her a butt load of money in his will, so the party decide to celebrate by going to Deling City. Problems soon arise when they get there though, mainly the exact amount of money Rinoa is meant to inherit. (Includes the hilarious
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,376 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/22/2001
A Countdown To Cloud reviews
Lets all celebrate the birth of Cloud. God bless the spikey headed jerk.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8/21/2001
Red XIII Hits Puberty reviews
Red XIII is set to grow up and starts puberty. Anyone who has ever gone through puberty should be able to identify with this. BTW, this is crude... very very crude. It includes a song parody too, sung by Bugenhagen and Red XIII.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/10/2001
Sephirothland reviews
The party go to Sephirothland: the craziest place on earth! Do YOU want to go to Sephirothland too?! Yes? Then come on in - everyone's invited! Enter now to receive a free ice-cream!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/26/2001
Camp Out Crisis reviews
Squall, Rinoa, Zell, Irvine and Selphie all go off camping in the woods. However, the trip soon turns into a complete disaster (as you correctly guessed at home). The Forest Owls are called in to help when both Zell and Irvine go missing. Oh, the humanity
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/21/2001 - Complete
Captain S: The Gayme Master reviews
It's a parody of "Captain N: The Game Master". What? You don't remember Captain N? Oh... Um, well read the authors note and all will become clear. I think this is one of my best fics to date, and I apologise for the crappy fics I've posted up recently. I
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/18/2001
Aeris the Tifa reviews
Fans of Aeris and/or Tifa will LOVE this fic (or hate it). Aeris becomes depressed about her body.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/14/2001
Mother Gainsborough reviews
Aeris fakes her own death to avoid work. When her 'death' makes the main headline of the local newspaper, she heads down to the Hall of Records to put things right again. Upon returning home, she finds that her natural mother has paid her a visit. It isn'
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7/12/2001
The Battle Against That Disease reviews
Headmaster Cid receives some bad news from Galbadia Garden, and has to take action in order to protect Balamb Garden from the worst disease known to human kind.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7/9/2001
If You Say Duck with an F Instead of a D reviews
--I'm warning you now--Do not read if you are easily offended--This fic contains that swear word--I'm telling you this so that you won't read it and then decide to flame me--Its all just a really really funny joke--Many of the characters behave OOC--Bla b
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/6/2001
Marlene and the MACLA Institution reviews
The party hook up their computer to the internet.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,125 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/29/2001
In Tifa We Trust reviews
Tifa volunteers to help out down at Midgar Church, while Cloud, Barrett and Cid are all left to look after 7th Heaven. (I really had a hard time coming up with an interesting summary, but don't assume the story will suck, 'cause it's pretty funny.)
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6/24/2001
A Countdown To Zero reviews
Everything must come to an end... This is the final countdown...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6/21/2001
Cloud Goes to College reviews
Cloud decides to enrol at Midgar County College, much to the annoyance of Tifa. She warns him it might not be a good idea, but he obviously goes ahead and enrolls anyway. His new life is anything but sweet. God, help him...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6/19/2001
A Countdown To Someone reviews
Cloud 4 ????
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/17/2001
A Countdown To Insult reviews
Cloud and Barrett insult each other...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/16/2001
God, the Devil and Zell reviews
If you've ever seen the hilarious adult cartoon series "God, the Devil and Bob" then you'll know what to expect here. The plot: Zell has been chosen to save the world. How will he achieve this? Well, that would be telling - you'll just have to read to fin
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/7/2001
A Countdown To Religion reviews
Aeris becomes a member of the Jenova's Witnesses. (Likely to offend religious types.)
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 6/2/2001
Cid vs. NORG reviews
Cid and NORG have yet another argument, so they decide to fight each other. Squall worries that Cid might not have what it takes to be a winner, so he helps him train. Zell lets everyone take a bet, and all hell breaks loose in the training centre. This i
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/1/2001
A Countdown To 50 reviews
Cloud and Tifa try to revive Aeris. My 50th fic.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 5/29/2001
A Countdown To Music reviews
The party attend an audition at the Gold Saucer to become members of a new pop group.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5/28/2001 - Published: 4/28/2001
A Countdown To Hell reviews
You know what this fic is gonna be about, right?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5/23/2001
Zorn & Thorn Do Alexandria reviews
Zorn & Thorn try their hands at stand-up comedy down at the local tavern.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2001
Selphie's Latest Obsession reviews
Selphie becomes obsessed with cleanliness. You'll know what the deal is when you read this fic.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/16/2001
For the Cutest Girl in the Garden reviews
Irvine is forced to turn to Squall for advice on a personal problem.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5/12/2001
A Countdown To Misunderstand reviews
Barrett is acting very strangely, and Marlene seems very distressed. (This may offend.)
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/9/2001
Quina Gets Abandoned and Stuff reviews
Quina finds that life alone is difficult, especially when you're stranded in the Outer Continent.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/6/2001
A Countdown To Tifa reviews
I love Tifa, I love Tifa... Tifa has a birthday party, and a special guest turns up (Vivi Orunitia).
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5/3/2001
A Countdown To Whodunnit: Alternative Solutions reviews
In this fanfic you will find no less than seven alternate solutions to 'Who Shot Ms. Gainsborough?'
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,706 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4/23/2001 - Published: 4/19/2001
A Countdown To Easter reviews
Aeris is crucified. (This may offend some religious type people.)
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4/15/2001
A Countdown To Victory reviews
The party travel to various places, doing various things, while they try to track down a gil thief with a bad attitude.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,643 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 4/8/2001 - Published: 3/17/2001
A Countdown To FanFiction reviews
I poke fun at my own fanfiction, and reveal why every story starts with 'A Countdown To...'
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4/3/2001
A Countdown To Fool reviews
This story features more drama and romance than any other... April Fool!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4/1/2001
A Countdown To Sleep reviews
"Oh my God! They killed... Tifa?!"
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/28/2001
A Countdown To Vasectomy reviews
Another future tale, which will probably make the male generation squeal in horror.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3/18/2001
A Countdown To Depression reviews
Cloud, Tifa and Aeris ship Cid off to rehab.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3/15/2001
A Countdown To oT nwodtnuoC A reviews
This is warped... this is bizarre... this is a countdown to complete and utter nonsense.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3/11/2001 - Complete
A Mouthful of Cid reviews
Zidane is forced to lend a hand when Quina suffers stomach pains.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3/7/2001
A Countdown To Remember reviews
After they are snowed inside Gaea's Cliff, Cloud and his friends begin to reflect on their lives.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2/28/2001
A Countdown To Play reviews
The party perform a play over at the Gold Saucer.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2/25/2001
A Countdown To Pain reviews
Aeris discovers that she is pregnant...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2001
A Countdown To Cid reviews
The party prepare to celebrate Cid's birthday, while a ghost from the past will just not rest...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2/21/2001
A Countdown To Space reviews
Yuffie takes advantage when Cid has an accident.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/18/2001
A Countdown To Blackout reviews
The city of Midgar suffers a blackout, due to some faulty reactors.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2/16/2001
Steiner the Love Machine reviews
Queen Brahne is looking forward to the performance of "I Want to Be Your Canary", while Steiner has a problem.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2001
A Countdown To Valentine reviews
Yuffie has a Valentine's Day that she would rather forget, and Cloud has a surprise for Tifa.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2/14/2001
A Countdown To Despair reviews
Cloud, Tifa and Barrett head off to Mideel to visit Aeris, who is suffering from Mako poisoning.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/11/2001
A Countdown To Probe reviews
A few minor characters are abducted by aliens.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2/10/2001
A Countdown To Embarrassment reviews
Bugenhagen is caught with his pants down.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2/9/2001
A Countdown To Aeris reviews
The party gather together to celebrate Aeris's birthday.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 2/7/2001
A Countdown To Mutilation reviews
The party find that their lives are in danger when Vincent goes berserk.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/5/2001
A Countdown To Babysitting reviews
Aeris has to babysit little Marlene... this has disaster written all over it.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/4/2001
A Countdown To Nine reviews
A little story dedicated to patient people... or not, as the case may be.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2/2/2001
A Countdown To Whodunnit reviews
After Aeris strikes it lucky, she makes a large number of her friends very, very angry...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 1/29/2001 - Published: 1/22/2001
A Countdown To Humor reviews
Come one, come all, and witness the planets latest new age star... Amazing Aeris!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1/21/2001
A Countdown To Death reviews
Cait Sith is seriously stressed out after seeing what the future has to hold for one of his friends.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1/18/2001
A Countdown To Frustration reviews
The Turks... well, they have a problem...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1/17/2001
A Countdown To Poker reviews
When three friends settle down for a game of cards, you just know something bad is going to happen.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1/13/2001
A Countdown To Trouble reviews
While shopping in Wall Market, Tifa and Aeris meet an old friend.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1/11/2001
A Countdown To Indigestion reviews
The party go on their very own fantastic voyage.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1/10/2001
A Countdown To Justice reviews
A look at what happened to Barrett and Tifa after Cloud fell from the No.5 Reactor bridge.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2001
A Countdown To Confusion reviews
If Dio is so rich, then how come he can't afford a decent pair of clothes?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1/4/2001
A Countdown To New Year reviews
The party say goodbye to one year, and hello to another.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 12/31/2000
A Countdown To Christmas reviews
Christmas is a time for giving, and a time for receiving... it's not, however, a time for dying.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12/24/2000