Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
I CHANGED MY PEN NAME!!!!! it is Mrs.Mahone16
i guess i should say that i am a country girl and i love Emmett, Alice, Bella, Esme, Jasper, and Carlisle. Most of my stories will probly be bout Emmett and Bella and such.
I have one motto; you dont like it, dont read it, i DO NOT want bad reviews on anything. that way everyone is happy!
I LOVE Grey's Anatomy so there might be some stories in there about them. I also LOVE Scotty McCreery but there wont be any stories about him. But other than that i have no more to say. Hope you like my stories!!!!
Hey i deleted lifes many challenges because it was not the way i wanted it that was just to see how this thing worked but Lifes changes is the same thing just bigger and i will be updateing that one now...im sorry about the other one but like i said its the same thing!!!!!! hope you guyes like the pics i havent introduced everyone yet but i will soon.
Bella in Life's Changes
Paisley in life's changes
Alice in life's changes
Edward in life's changes
Jasper in life's changes
On a Jolly Rancher wrapper: May become lodge in your throat (Well, no shit Sherlock!)
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos:!...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I was hoping it was going to be frozen... darn.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And...I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash!!...)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and put this on your profile to bring a smile to someone (maybe even a chuckle)...
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone!
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