JazzMind
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Joined 12-24-02, id: 314973
Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and StarTrek: Voyager.

Spring break, spring cleaning, and a new chapter of No Wand.

Life... ah, sweet confusing stinging life.

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A Law to Herself by Shiv5468 reviews
Wikkt marriage challenge: In which we break all the rules
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 128,150 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 3/31/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Snape, A History by Kailin reviews
Hermione GrangerWeasley turns to a familiar source of comfort when her marriage runs into trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,767 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Transposition by shadowycat reviews
Finding himself with too much time on his hands, Remus Lupin decides to brush up on his charms, to the lasting regret of Professors Snape and McGonagall. Set during POA [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,423 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/27/2006 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Tale of a Time Long Gone by Star of the North reviews
We all know of them, for without them where would Hogwarts be? Bold Gryffindor, Fair Ravenclaw, Sweet Hufflepuff, Shrewd Slytherin. Founders of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 214,769 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/31/2006 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Rowena R., Godric G. - Complete
Public Adoration by Eulalie Moire reviews
SSxRL. Snape and Lupin have a one night stand and a misunderstanding.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,054 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Snape's Worst Nightmare by Emmeline Black reviews
Oneshot. What is Snape's worst nightmare? Harry's Potions class is about to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Grass is Greener by etcetera-cat reviews
Companion Teva. She sings! She dances! She blames the mushrooms!
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 100,343 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/14/2005 - Published: 1/16/2003 - Complete
Let's Skip Marching Band by BlueDragonGirl1 reviews
It's Thursday night and I have both play and marching band practice that over lap each other. The marching bandactors want to eat and delay going to marching band practice and I don't want to get arrested in the process. This really happened to me. R&R!
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Complete
When Fury Is Spent, There Remains Only Emptiness by Strega Brava reviews
After rather violently chasing Harry away from Occlumency lessons in OOTP, Severus drowns his fury in Firewhiskey. A missing scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
The Mating Game by MamaWeasley reviews
Hermione's brain tells her that marrying Severus is the logical choice. Will she ever get her heart to agree? NOW COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,808 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/24/2004 - Published: 10/22/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Season of Healing by Dien Alcyone reviews
This fic has been discontinued. The author offers her sincere apologies and thanks to all the fans who continue to express interest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,834 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 2/10/2004 - Published: 8/27/2002 - Severus S., Harry P.
Our Tortallans by Galia reviews
Men and women exactly like your favorite Tortallans, except born in modern times--President Conté, Numair wrongfully expelled from Princeton, Daine a future vet, Gary the President's Cheif of Staff and Press Secretary Alanna...RR!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,534 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/27/2004 - Published: 1/8/2002
Hag by Byrdde reviews
Someone’s been sneaking into Diagon Alley…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/24/2004 - Draco M.
But I Can't Be a Herald! by RonethDragon Tiamat reviews
A Tayledras scout, a bondbird, and a Companion... Completed
Valdemar universe - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,298 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/19/2004 - Published: 1/27/2003 - Complete
It's Not Easy Being Green: The frog and snake fic by Flittermouse reviews
In the beginning, Hermione was transformed into a frog and Snape into a snake. One botched spell later Hermione is now a snake and it's mating season! Time travelling offspring. Ghostly prophecies and a mission to save the world! HGAF, SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,917 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/31/2003 - Published: 12/13/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Harry potter and the suicidal snowy owl by Kewen reviews
Harry is repeatedly killing his owls, accidentally of course, and is currently on Hedwig 4. Luckily, Hagrid hasn’t noticed..yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/24/2003 - Published: 12/20/2003
The Muggleborn Contracts by ChelleyBean reviews
My response to mine own challenge on WIKTT. This is what happens when the MoM gets too darn nosy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,897 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/13/2003 - Published: 9/23/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
What A Tangled Web We Weave by DistinctVagueness reviews
A friendship begins to grow between SS and HG. Soon, he begins to see it as more, but Hermione's tangled up enough already as it is...WiP-Chapter 4 is up now
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,534 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/15/2003 - Published: 10/23/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Sensible Voice by Taya reviews
Response to The Proposal Challenge on WIKTT; SSHG - Severus has a question to ask Hermione... (1 of 1)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/11/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Drabbles by Mara Greengrass reviews
A continuing series of unconnected drabbles involving the Enterprise crew. Characters, moods, and pairings will vary.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 3,603 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 10/20/2003 - Published: 5/16/2003
Like Cats and Dogs by Chaos-Rose reviews
Severus Snape and Sirius Black resume their old rivalry and contrive an utter debacle. Ch. 15: Lucius 'Brings It.' Remus encounters a complication. Narcissa puts her thing down. Albus puts his thing down. Severus puts his thing down, and makes a point.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 78,748 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/11/2003 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Severus S.
The Adventures of Rhone and Nori by ElvenRanger reviews
Meet Rhone, a Numenorean and a Ranger, and Nori, a psychotic elf with a complex. Watch as almost everyone gets injured at some point. Laugh at Aragorn burning water. Hear about Leglas and the tree!*Finished*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,455 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/7/2003 - Published: 10/27/2002
Lest the Old Traditions Fail by Quillusion reviews
A medieval tradition gives Severus the courage he needs to take the last step. Short, sweet, and hopefully satisfying! Reposted as it didn't show up the first time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,244 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Bet by Caprix reviews
Short HHr snoglet involving a late night bet in the common room.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/3/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Alberich by Fireblade K'Chona reviews
This is my first fic ever, kept up ONLY because I'm sentimental. It's a poem about how Alberich mourns his students and blames himself...complete with mangled syntax. OLD crappy story.
Valdemar universe - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/3/2003 - Complete
The Meeting by Kerjen reviews
One year after the TNG episode "Unification", two eventful meetings take place: Saavik is lost on a mission and her son Setik, recovering from grief, learns that lightning strikes even Vulcan hearts.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,789 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Saavik, Spock
A Spectacle of Himself by TailKinker1 reviews
Oh lord, what has the Ministry done to Hogwarts this time?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,480 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2003
The Adventures of Severus's FireBreathing Cat by Caffeinated Iniquity reviews
Finally, a peek into the lives of the Hogwarts cats
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2003 - Severus S.
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas by RavenclawGrrl reviews
What does Minerva see when she looks in the mirror of Erised? Sequelprequel to Wisdom & Understanding
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Published: 1/9/2003 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Deleted Scenes from ST:TNG by Hermione the Slayer reviews
Just a bunch of tiny crazy scenes that I thought were funny. Please read and review. Thanks!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/3/2003
Revenge and Consequences by Byrdde reviews
The Doctor has a plan to punish Tom for his inattention to his duties in sickbay. But what will Tom do in retaliation when he’s forced to perform the most dreaded duty on board?
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2003 - T. Paris, Doctor
Nightime Wonders by LadyRavena reviews
A 'little' discussion
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2002 - Spock, Saavik - Complete
Halloween Pranks by Ramos reviews
A Halloween comedy, originally written for the Sugar Quill challenge, but turned out to be too long. Not part of my 'Hinge of Fate.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/23/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Last Word by Kalina Lea reviews
Hermione is tasked with bringing Muggle computers to the Ministry, and an e-mail glitch leads to a mysterious correspondence. Who will have the last word? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,445 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/3/2002 - Published: 9/28/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 162 - Published: 1/8/2002
One Smokin' Saturday by Alchemine reviews
Professor Sprout discovers some unauthorized plants growing in the Hogwarts greenhouses and enlists several of her colleagues to help her take care of them. Warning: drug use.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2002
Contamination by PikaCheeka reviews
Snape struggles to learn of the powerful force that contaminated him, and the 'darkness' that turned his life around forever. Monologue
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/18/2001 - Severus S.
Author vs. Snape by Katarina Freeman reviews
The story is basically what the title says... an author appears with her magic wand/pencil and tries to get Snape embaressed. Dedicated to those people who write funny stories about Snape so I can stay up until the wee hours of the night giggling.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/17/2001 - Severus S., Ginny W.
Pawn To Queen by Riley reviews
A somewhat Nietzschean twist on Snape/Hermione. The Potions Master and his best student find themselves entering into a partnership that neither of them could have expected, courtesy of Lucius Malfoy. NOTE: chapter 3 updated again: Hermione's now 18.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,263 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 10/8/2001 - Published: 9/24/2001 - Hermione G., Severus S.
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Life for Rent reviews
SSHG in the wake of Voldemort's defeat.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G.
No Wand to Fight With reviews
Voldemort is gone, defeated, kaput, but that doesn't mean that all is right in the worlds. One girl, her parents, and a new school are gong to duke it out this Fall. Not a Mary-Sue, SSHG. Please come in, I review back.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/22/2005 - Published: 1/24/2004
Divorce The Dentists reviews
Hi! A random fluff fic because I thought I should make Hermione's parents grumpy. I love SSHG but this isn't one of those. Yes, I review back.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/13/2004
The Boy Legolas reviews
Legolas was a teenager. Gods, was he a teenager. God save us, but he was a horny teenager.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/8/2004 - Published: 2/23/2003
Aftermath of Battle reviews
This is a SSHG one-shot, which I've read a few of but never written before; it is utterly innocent of a beta's eyes. I decided to write an after-final-battle ficlet, and it came out quite well, thank you. ;) I review back.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Phoenix Mirror reviews
Mirror mirror on the wall, what do I want above it all? Hermione wants just one glimpse into the mirror of Erised- so she decides to create her own. She's just in time to discover her professors laying the old one to rest...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11/22/2003
Meet Maria, Fear Anaheit reviews
A Mary-Sue who would rather die than be one would be useful, if it could be kept from her. Middle-Earth will still have the Last Battle... it's just that everyone will be dead afterwards.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,720 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 8/20/2003 - Published: 1/13/2003
Shock Techniques reviews
This story's premise is poking fun at SS/HP fics, of which I believe there are too many. Way too many. I don't see the reason for them. What on earth are these people thinking? ;) If you review me, I'll return the favor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8/11/2003 - Severus S., Albus D.
Three Days reviews
After a really looong break, here is another chapter of Three Days. Slightly less sensical than it's forerunners, and worsely written if possible.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,825 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 8/4/2003 - Published: 1/19/2003
Maria Comes to Hogwarts reviews
The new chapter is up, finally. A new student named Maria comes to Hogwarts and causes mild chaos. This fic mentions Severus Snape a bit. It may be a Mary-Sue, but the Sue isn't me. Read and snjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,805 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/2/2003 - Published: 1/19/2003
Winter Break at Hogwarts reviews
This is a Draco suicide-fic. A funny, _serious_ Draco suicide-fic; go figure. If you review me, I'll review you, I promise.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,688 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/3/2003 - Published: 1/8/2003
Like Us reviews
A bit-fic for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/31/2003