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Author has written 6 stories for Inuyasha, Bleach, and Naruto.
Birthday- sometime this year
Alright, everyone who read Wife? Kagome I will be writting a sequal. However, since I also want to write yet another Pink Ice as well as the Zelda fic that I have mentioned a couple times I won't be starting the sequal soon. I also need time to let my batteries charge. Can't be writting half-baked shit otherwise my beta will yell at me -_-. So until next time. :)
Reasons for joining- got to make up new stories because i read all the good ones
Anime seen or read- inuyasha, chibi vampire(karin), vampire knight, bleach, souleater, spice and wolf, full metal panic, hellsing, ouran high school host club, fullmetal alchemist, death note, familiar of zero, shugo chara, loveless, black cat, kekkashi, grenadier (senshi of smiles), gravitation, papa to kiss in the dark, wolf's rain, fruits basket, black butler, fooly cooly, kiba, trigun, higurashi (when they cry), clannade, naruto, rosiro and vampire, kyo kara maoh, greatest diciple kenichi, honey drops, special a, gurren lagann, skip beat, high school of the dead, and K-on.
wouldn't mind if you have other anime you like if you send in your favorits i will try to read/watch them and hopefully write a fanfic on them if for no other reason as to try and satisfy everyone
Ok, I'm asking to see what you guys think. I'm toying with the idea of doing a Souleater fix, if anyone has a very suggestion I am more then happy to listen and take an idea or two from it, maybe a whole story. Just let me know guys!
found this on someones profile just though it was great
I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you
I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk.
I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants
I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised
I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"
I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk
I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things
I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club (that is the best part of dating is cuddling!)
I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.
I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date
I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy
I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care
But most of all
I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore
I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am
I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.
I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
I'm Sorry That I cared
I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
found this and laughed really hard all credit goes to whomever wrote it
If you cried when L Lawliet died, copy and paste this in your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile I read author's notes. If you read author's notes, copy and paste this into your profile. 93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile. If you believe that; Crack is for reading, say no to drugs, copy this into your profile If your a crazy fan girl of some kind but you are the smart one out of your firends, copy this into your profile If you have ever done something and said out loud "Sorry fan girl moment", copy this into your profile If seeing people fall makes you laugh, copy then paste this into your profile If you say that you are a freakmore then once a day, then you know the drill paste this into your one thing If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile. If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile. If you ran down an "Up" escalator, copy this into your profile If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If you have no grip on reality whatsoever, copy this to your profile. The nerd brigade thanks you. If you've ever taped your fingers together because you were bored out of your mind and then couldn't get them apart copy and paste this into your profile If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you meant it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name, 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude' copy this into your profile while laughig your ass off. I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every minute, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who do know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won’t say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy this into your profile. If you know at least 5 words of the song, "I love Rock'n'Roll", copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever walked into a wall, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile =3 If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile. If you enjoy laughing at the pain or misfortune of others copy this into your profile. If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile. If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills or anything of the sort religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love humans as much as Izaya Orihara does(Though not necessarily in quite the same twisted way) copy and paste this in your profile *heart*
Well, damn! - Will Smith
We've just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call misdirected rage. I believe the technical term is "being an ass". -Shigure, Fruits Basket
Last night, as I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the fuck is my ceiling?"
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
I will temporarily rule the world, forever.
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
Lottery: a tax on people who don’t understand statistics.
Main reason Santa is so jolly: because he knows where all the bad girls live
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
I'd kill for a Nobel peace prize. If a mute child swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If everything is coming your way, your in the wrong lane.
If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Stop repeat offenders, don't reelect them!
Straight is something crooked that was bent.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.
The problem with reality is a lack of background music.
I laugh in the face of death...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back.
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.
If electricity comes from electrons, does Morality come from Morons?"
Why does the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star have the same melody? ...why are you singing both?
Inside me is a skinny woman crying to get out... i can usually shut the bitch up with chocolate
two muffins sitting in an oven. one looks to the other and says, "Boy it's hot in here." and the other says "OH MY GAWD A TALKING MUFFIN!!"
A cannibal gets passed by a marathon runner. he stops and licks his lips, "mmmm fast food."
death is hereditary.
42.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Assassins do it from behind.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
When you cry, I will cry; When you laugh, I will laugh, when you jump out a window...I will laugh
I poured Spot remover on my dog. now he's gone.
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Keep honking, I'm reloading.
Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control.
My hockey mom can beat up your soccer mom.
oh lord, give me patience. AND GIVE IT TO ME NOW
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
Quickly, I must hurry, for there go my people and I am their leader.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.
Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them.
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ass?
Criminal Lawyer is a redundancy.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
Don't steal, the government hates competition
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
If you're not a haemorrhoid...GET OFF MY ASS
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.
Those of you who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
(Someone boring talking to you) "Hold that thought, I need to do something" walk over and stare at a wall "yup, a lot more interesting"
It takes 82 muscles to frown, and only 5 to reach out and slap the shit out of somebody.
I am a peaceful person that is filled with violent rage.
Be nice to your kids... they pick your nursing home.
I'd make you swear on the bible if it didn't make your skin sizzle.
They say that 99 of ugly-ass people check their messages with their thumb. It's too late- don't switch fingers now!
It takes 82 muscles to frown, and only 3 to stick up you middle finger to tell somebody to fuck off.
A little boy walks past his parents room one night and looks in the keyhole. He then says to himself: "And this bitch gets mad at me because I suck my thumb!"
After great sex, she laid there stroking his penis. He said: do you want some more? She said: "No, I'm just admiring it... I use to have one..."
Cinderella was fired from Disney today. She was found bouncing on Pinnochio's face, screaming, "Lie, you little fucker, lie!"
Mickey and Minnie went to court where Donald was the judge. Donald asked Mickey, "Why are you her today?" Mickey replies, "She's cheating on me." Donald says, "Well, why do you think so?" Mickey looks at Minnie who's giggling (hehehe) and says, "Look at her! She's fucking Goofy!"
Guy: What did you say? Girl: Well, what did you think you hear? Guy: I'd rather not repeat it... Girl : Well then, we'll never learn what it was will we?
Keep hope alive and laugh all the time. People might think your psycho after that, but who gives a flying flip? Besides, I can't please them all.
Things to do at Walmart:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
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Or are planning to do any of these things
Firends vs beat friends
Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions
Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance
Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Best Friend: Won't let me go away
Friend: Will help me up when I fall down
Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me
Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me
Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."
Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"
Friend: Asks me for my number
Best friend: Asks me for her number
Friend: Hides me from the cops
Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place
Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
Friends: wont post this
Best friends: will re-post this shit
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If YOU get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever walked around out anywhere and started talking to yourself thus receiving strange looks from people paste this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
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