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Joined 08-11-11, id: 3150980, Profile Updated: 03-29-14
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

Before I start I feel there is something I simply have to beg forgiveness for. I have been absent without any form of explanation for an awfully long time, and to dare be any ruder, I still cannot provide an explanation other than exam stress. I had a few ideas as to what I should do with my account and my stories, one of them being simply stopping for a few years in which time I could just write whenever I please, however I know that'd I would just feel awful and every time I read someone else's story (basically every day) I'd want to continue with my own. So that I shall do. And so the plan I settled on is to finish my GCSE's (which I now have done, and passed, yay) and then simply write my days away until June 2014, when my good friend Danielle will read everything over for me, we'll work together to fix everything, and start publishing for July 2014.

As well as this, my longer stories that have already been published will be removed and updated (some quite drastically) so may need re-reading (obviously not that I'm forcing you into anything *hint hint*...)

And so with that I leave you to stare longingly at my plan whilst I stare at it in disdain wondering what I signed up for.

The Master Plan:

Harry and Ron - (The Love Triangle (re-release) - Release Date, 1st July 2014)

Harry and Draco - (Philiophobia - Expected Release Date, Mid-July 2014)

Harry and Ron - (Moving On - Expected Release date, Late-July 2014)

Seamus and Dean - (Oneshot - The Artist - Release Date, 1st August 2014)

Harry and Sirius - (Name Unknown - Expected Release Date, August 2014)

Harry and Remus - (Name Unknown - Expected Release Date, August 2014)

Bill and Charlie - (Oneshot - The Hidden Cave - Release Date, 1st August 2014)

Fred and George - (Oneshot - Techniques - Release Date, 1st August 2014)

Regulus and James - (Oneshot - Betrayal - Release Date, 1st September 2014)

Draco and Blaise - (Oneshot - The Dark Corners - Release Date, 1st October 2014)

And to those of you who checked my plan a few months ago and are coming back thinking "I'm sure it said 2013" - it did. I've had to change it. I'm sorry. I won't go into details with you but basically everything has had to be pushed back a year. I can only hope you aren't too angry at me (I would be if I were you) but at least this leaves room for some early publications (EDIT: Yeah, I wouldn't get my hopes up for early publishing if I were you)

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Mister Kiss Kiss Bang Bang by sorion reviews
Despite Bond making a kind of running joke out of Q's "exploding pen" remark by requesting one at every opportunity… it was Q who mentioned it first. The reason behind it is quite simple. They both like to blow shit up. COMPLETED! ( 31,500 words) 00Q
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,177 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - James Bond/007, Q 3 - Complete
Love Games by FlintFyre reviews
It's sixth year, and Harry and Ron are trying to have a normal term. However, an unfortunate accident in the locker room could threaten their friendship. Will it turn into something else, or end it completely? Harry/Ron. Warnings are in the Author's Note.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 142,565 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Harry P., Ron W.
Harry Potter, Porn Star by Reverie Wilde reviews
Don't let the title fool you. While there is plenty of smut, this is a LOVE STORY. Down and out Harry goes to work in a porn studio. And who should be there, but Draco Malfoy. Harry can't help wondering if they'll work together. post Hogwarts H/D SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,139 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 4/16/2011 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
We All Fall Down by dib07 reviews
Holmes goes missing and when Watson finds him in a psycho's house, he finds his partner rattled, confused and badly hurt. But with Holmes catatonic, no one knows for certain what went on inside that house. M rated. Warning inside with disclaimer.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,284 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 8/21/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
Forsaken Desires by A Sirius Crush On Moony reviews
Sirius and Regulus end up kissing during the summer. Sirius is mortified that he enjoyed it and he's guilty for cheating on his boyfriend. How long will he be able to carry on with Regulus without Remus finding out? SBRB SBRL slash incest COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,185 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011 - [Sirius B., Regulus B.] - Complete
Jezail by Jack Brocket reviews
Watson refuses to let Holmes undress him. Holmes deduces. Established relationship, rated for ripping buttons off of shirts. One-shot.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/10/2012 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Boys of Summer by Aurora Vasile reviews
Harry moves in with Sirius and Remus for the summer. Oh the possibilities HP/SB/RL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,887 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 167 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Home Coming by Third Person Omniscient reviews
The sequel to Happy Christmas. The year is done, and Harry, Hermione, and Ron are returning to Grimmauld Place for the break. How will Harry reveal his new relationship? How will Lupin reveal his? Will anyone ever like Ginny? Probably not. Ah well. SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,139 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Secrets of the Forbidden Broomcloset by Anthea Rose reviews
Draco Malfoy is beyond infuriated when a bored Daily Prophet pins him as gay, and he's willing to do anything to prove his heterosexuality - even accept help from an aloof but sympathizing Harry Potter. DMHP SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 137,386 - Reviews: 4402 - Favs: 2,380 - Follows: 1,494 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
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Moving On reviews
The five friends are in Grimmauld Place but they are all still in the holiday spirit, and are all very interested in love. Will Hermione ever hook up? Will she ever want too? And can Dean resist such a blatant test of his matchmaking skills?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,438 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Harry P., Ron W.
The Love Triangle reviews
Harry, Ron and Hermione have returned to Hogwarts after the Final Battle, and soon start to discover more about themselves than they ever had chance to previously. But what exactly will they discover about themselves and about one another?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,514 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., OC - Complete
Preperation reviews
A simple oneshot between Harry and Dean, because I love them so much :3
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Dean T. - Complete
Infatuation reviews
A simple one-shot between Harry and Sirius, set a year after the war. I'm trying to express Harry's utter loss and confusion, I hope it came across!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete