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Joined 08-11-11, id: 3151024, Profile Updated: 01-31-13
Author has written 16 stories for Glee, Victorious, and Pretty Little Liars.

Hey there people. My name is to complicated for you to figure it out based on the spelling so im just Shay.

I love Glee...um Glee and more Glee lol. No i like Pretty Little Liars and the Vampire Diaries. Aslo im in LOVE Naya Rivera's lips... just thought i put that out there lol.

Anyway im not that big of a writer even though i have written some stories. I really just love the Glee stories and i think its funny when people who dont live in Ohio try to describe the weather here because you dont know Ohio wheather till you go to Ohio.

Dec. winter baby!! Capricorns rule! lol. I'm pretty chill and if you havent figured it out I live in Ohio YAY!. Not Lima though

My fav couples : Faberritana(sometimes because its just...interesting lol), Klaine, Faberry, Pezberry, Brittana of course :), Brittberry, Fapezberry ( Quinn, Rachel Santana), Quitt or Fierce (Quinn and Brittany), Sheltana and Berryittana and i think thats all

so i guess that sums me up cuz i know you dont want my life story so...bye

(Put this on your page if u like music)
(o) music

If Your Life Was A Movie: What Would The Soundtrack Be?

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Win amp, Media Player, iPod, Rhapsody, etc.)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Rihanna - S&M

Waking Up: Drake - Club Paradise

First Day at School: Paramore - Careful

Falling In Love: MGK - Warning Shot

Breaking Up: Drake - Shot For Me

Prom Night: Beyonce - Dangerously in Love

Life: Paramore - Brick by Boring Brick

Mental Breakdown: Beyonce - Dance For You

Driving: Lil Wayne, Drake, Jadakiss - It's Good

Flashback: Lil Wayne, Rick Ross - John

Getting back together: T.I, 2chainz - Loud Mouth

Wedding: Drake - HYFR (Hell Yeah Fucking Right)

Birth of Child: Waka Flocka Flame, Drake - Round of Applause

Final Battle: Drake - We'll Be Fine

Funeral Song: Natalia Kills - Activate My Heart

Final Credit: Beyonce - Party

Bold what applies to you

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid and stuck up.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read comics, so I MUST be a loser
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be encourage abortion.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER
I'm HOMESCHOOLED, so I MUST have no life or friends.
I'm on a TEAM, so I MUST hate everyone that's not.

List Twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

1. Emily Fields (Pretty Little Liars)

2. Brittany Pierce (Glee)

3. Elena (Vampire Diaries)

4. Santana Lopez (Glee)

5. Bonnie (Vampire Diaries)

6. Rachel Berry (Glee)

7. Damon (Vampire Diaries)

8. Quinn Fabray (Glee)

9. Hanna (Pretty Little Liars)

10. Spencer Hastings (Pretty Little Liars)

11. Aria (Pretty Little Liars)

12. Kurt Hummel (Glee)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

No...but i would totally read one * thinks of fic for those two*

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

OMG YES!!! Naya Rivera is my future wife lol

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Umm they would have some seriously fashionable and bitchy kids lol

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yeah...a lot

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Totes Brittberry rocks! lol

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

5/10 cuz i think that would be pretty hot ;) lol

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve "going at it"?

umm idk i think damon would just walk back out and then kurt would try to use damon as excuse to stop with brittany lol.

8. Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

one...i think

9. Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic

I wont get any blood on your gucci. lol idk

10. Do any of your friends read Three het

probably not

11. Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven?

No :(

12. Would any of your friends write Two/Four/Five?

I've written stories with 2 and 4 in them. i havent had anything with five or any of my friends

13. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Pink- Perfect

14. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Rach/Emily relationship with gay bestfriend Kurt. umm smut...i guess

15. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

i havent actually

16. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Ok. Emily and Damon are in a happy relationship until Hanna runs off with Damon. Emily broken hearted, has a hot one night stand with Aria and a brief unhappy affair with Kurt - makes sense- then follows the wise advice of Bonnie and finds true love with Elena.

i like that. yay! happy ending lol

What title would you give this fic?

umm...My quest to perfection...i guess. i'm not good with naming things.


Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Briteny Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.


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WHETHER IT BE BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!..copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.

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Open Wounds by beaner008 reviews
AU: The past is the past. Puck, Santana, & Rachel Corcoran have moved on from theirs, but when their mother decides to take in a teen, old memories resurface. Also, new scars are made as they navigate through adolescence, ones that might not heal.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 68 - Words: 908,520 - Reviews: 2045 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Rachel B., Santana L.
Untitled by boxcaracer reviews
What should have happened after the slap in the choir room. Just a quick smutty 3 shot. G!P Quinn
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,786 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Quinn F., Santana L. - Complete
Saw, Victorious Style by Medlie Skyth reviews
Five Hollywood Arts students are trapped in an abandoned police station, forced to take part in Robbie's unique methods of ruthless torture. Rated M for descriptive violence. Some JORI in later chapters. *Not part of Lake fic series*
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,880 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - [Jade W., Tori V.] - Complete
Life or Something Like It by ellowyntinuviel reviews
Rachel and Santana are about to learn that sometimes there's a very blurry line between being alive and being dead. Sometimes, there's no line at all. Character death, but only technically. Pezberry with Faberrittana friendship. Complete.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,950 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Rachel B., Santana L. - Complete
Standing on a Precipice by aeval reviews
With her husband stricken with terminal cancer, Rachel is struggling to cope with that and her 2 children and 1 on the way when a fateful run-in with an old rival leads to a new friendship and maybe more in the aftermath of Jesse's death. Completed.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 251,463 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Rachel B., Santana L. - Complete
Reapers by Full-of-Ink reviews
The one soul that Satan would pay dearly to corrupt, will she be tempted by his disgruntled daughter, saved by her half-angel best friend/partner, or are they all a balance to each other? PezBerry with Brittana Rach/Britt Friendship. AU and often OOC
Glee - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,633 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Santana L., Rachel B. - Complete
i wish i could be strong without somebody there by ellowyntinuviel reviews
Santana Lopez walked out on stage every night with Rachel Berry's voice in her head: "The only job you're going to have is working on a pole." If only the girl had known just how right she would be. Slightly AU future fic. Pezberry. NOW COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 75,719 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Rachel B., Santana L. - Complete
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Under The Surface reviews
Successful power couple, Santana Lopez and Rachel Berry seem to be the perfect couple on the outside, but what lies within this picture perfect marriage? Are they as happy as they seem or is there more than what meets the eye? Pezberry/Quinntana. G!P.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 54 - Published: 17h ago - Quinn F., Santana L.
Pleasure first, Business later reviews
After witnessing the death of her parents, Santana vows to seek revenge on the man who took their lives. Once she learns he now has a family, she targets his daughter but things do not go as planned. Quinntana. g!p
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,834 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 1/12 - Quinn F., Santana L. - Complete
Lifes surprises reviews
Quinn and Santana have a history. They dated but because of Santana's ways, Quinn broke it off. Santana never really changed over time but when a new person enters her life, she's forced to and to this new information that comes with the new person in her life. G!P Santana. Quinntana.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,186 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Quinn F., Santana L.
Romeo and Juliet Don't Have Anything On Us reviews
Santana Lopez and Rachel Berry have never been friends. Some might even say sworn enemies, but once fate steps in and pulls them closer together than they ever planned, how will they cope? How will this situation forever change their lives?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,023 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Rachel B., Santana L.
Choices reviews
Santana Lopez and Noah 'Puck' Lopez are the children of powerful drug lord Santos Lopez, in all of Ohio. They've been in their family's business for a while and are enjoying their careers, but what happens when Santana falls in love and has to decide between the life she's always known and the woman who stole her heart? G!P Santana. Pezberry.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 77,148 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Rachel B., Santana L. - Complete
Don't let me go reviews
Hanna hates when her wife goes away but she has to deal with it. Every time it scares her a little more but she feels relief every time she comes back to her. One - shot. Hannily.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Hanna M., Emily F. - Complete
Our Mistakes reviews
Quinn and Santana were a perfect couple until Santana made a mistake that caused Quinn to leave her. Santana and Quinn haven't seen each other in years but when Santana gets some shocking news, that all changes. Mostly au and G!P
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 100,434 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Quinn F., Santana L.
For Better or Worse reviews
Sequel to What's Done in the Dark. Santana and Quinn are enjoying their marriage and kids but when tragedy strikes and everyday life becomes harder will they be able to survive? can they keep their family together or will they get in the way? Currently on hiatus.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,902 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Quinn F., Santana L.
Secrets In A Diary reviews
Tori and Jade are forced to work together and Tori finds out something about Jade
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Tori V., Jade W.
Our First Hello reviews
On your 18th birthday most people might want a car or money or some kind of material item but the best gift I could ever ask for was a letter.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Rachel B., Santana L. - Complete
Sick Day reviews
Set in 'What's done in the Dark' Quinn gets sick and Santana has to take care of her and the kids
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Quinn F., Santana L. - Complete
Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman reviews
Set in 'Whats Done in the Dark' one-shot. Santana hurts herself and Quinn makes her feel better. Rated M for good reason
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Quinn F., Santana L. - Complete
What's Done in the Dark reviews
Quinn and Rachel are in a relationship, but Quinn is cheating on Rachel with Santana and gets pregnant. What will Quinn do? will she even keep the baby? Quinntana/Faberry. Now Complete
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,020 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Quinn F., Santana L. - Complete
Dangerously in love reviews
Santana cheated on Brittany and trys to win her back. will she get her girl?
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Doing it wrong reviews
Pezberry one-shot. Rachel and Santana dated untill Santana dumped Rachel for Brittany plz read and review.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Rachel B., Santana L. - Complete
Silly me reviews
Quinn Fabray has loved Santana Lopez since she first laid eyes on her. So when she had the chance to get have her in anyway she took it. first fanfic so please review. Enjoy. Try it. Also implies G!Peen
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Quinn F., Santana L. - Complete