Tom Without A Turkey
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Joined 08-11-11, id: 3151768, Profile Updated: 07-02-12
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Hunger Games.

I am Tom Without A Turkey, the artist formerly known as Miss775. She's kinda gone because, well, I can't reveal too much, but she's very busy now, for all the good reasons, don't worry.

My name comes from the play that the Janitor from the television show "Scrubs" wishes to see his son perform in during one of the Thanksgiving episodes.

I also have a strange affection for sodas in glass bottles, preferable served with a straw.

And my two favorite Thanksgiving Day dishes? Mashed Potatoes and Stuffing.




My favorite HP pairings are: SS/HG (That's my absolute favorite), SS/RL (Sometimes)

I'm open to pretty much any other pairing in HP-dom... except for ish with Lord Voldemort. That just freaks me out. No judgement on people who do like it... I just have a problem with it.

My pairing for Hunger Games is: Haymitch/Effie. Yeah, you can hate if you want and I don't care. I ship Hayffie so hard and I regret nothing.

Also, please, please, keep in mind I like this pairing lemon free. Very lemon free. I just like them as characters and find their dynamic interesting in a very friendship-based, relationship sort of way.

The pairings I dislike from HG: Haymitch/Katniss. I find it to be creeper, esp. with lemons. I don't know why. I just do and, as always, I don't judge people who do like it. Just don't expect me to write it. I also find it hard to write Gale or Peeta. Don't ask me why. I am just attracted to dark characters with baggage - Like usual - and Gale and Peeta aren't dark enough for me, for whatever reason. Haymitch is my brand.


Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing... my awesome, non-sleazy, motivational guru of a beta... TycheSong!


Yes, she is so great that she deserves that virtual ticker-tape parade and then some (particularly chocolate and high-priced Manolo-Blahniks)

She is the one responsible for the wonderful editing that you enjoy while reading "Friendship Cluttered" She's kind, imaginative and patient when I keep making typos and spelling errors... excessively. Thank her in the review section, because she is just that wonderful. Thank-you.


The Stories - Harry Potter

Friendship Cluttered: This will be a story that has plenty of humor mixed in with the drama, both relationship and procedural. It also features a OOC Severus (Although there is a good reason for this, all explained in the story) and a strong, sassy Hermione Granger who engage in a wonderful, close relationship. Oh yeah and Lupin isn't dead either. Also, this story will be updated once a week, life permitting.

Additionally, according to my outlining calculations, this story is going to be 16 chapters long... Aren't you happy that my old writing professor beat outlining into my cranium?

Author's Note: I haven't forgotten about this story. It's just that Chapter 6 is gonna be a long one, so me writing it is taking longer than usual... You'll be happy once it's posted though, since you'll have three times as much to read then usual.

Best Laid Plans: Oh this story... It's going to be awhile before I update it because it wasn't mine to begin with. I don't know how to move it forward, but I will, esp. since this story is the reason why I was recruited to this post in the first place. It'll get done... I just need to think over my next move.


The Stories - Hunger Games

Coming Soon...

Because The Night Belonged To Them: This is going to be Haymitch/Effie - Hayffie (YAY!), but it's going to be a bit dark, esp. in contrast to "Friendship Cluttered". This will be in a short story sort of format... for now anyway. I might change my mind and convert it to multi-chapter. This is a piece where echos of Mary Gaitskill and Miranda July will resound. It will be good. I swear.


Tumblr Account!!!!: You can follow my fanfics here also, along with entries, fanart that I think is fun (I can't draw though...worth a crack), playlists created specially for fics, for your listening pleasure, and other extra goodies. You can access this at... http : // tom- without - a - turkey .tumblr .com /

Just take out the spaces...And there may be mature content in this account so, please, keep this in mind if you're underage. The content shouldn't be that bad but... I don't want to hear ish from your parents/legal guardians/etc. Thankie!!!!


That's all for now and thanks for stopping by...

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Severus, Redux by TycheSong reviews
A time travel story. When Fifth Year Severus Snape tries to create a forward time traveling elixir to prove his worthiness to join Lord Voldemort, he is disappointed to find that his creation is worthless. Or is it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 123,040 - Reviews: 1426 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 1,974 - Updated: 12/9/2017 - Published: 2/16/2012 - [Hermione G., Severus S.]
Cliché by Alexis.Danaan reviews
Eight years after the end of the war Hermione does something that will change her world as she knows it. OOC, EWE, NC-17.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,661 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 1,394 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Chasing The Sun by Loten reviews
AU, from Order of the Phoenix onwards. Hermione only wanted to learn Healing; she discovers that Professor Snape is a human being after all, and his actions dramatically shape the course of the war as events unfold. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 491,105 - Reviews: 8367 - Favs: 5,287 - Follows: 2,084 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Free Time by Color Me Tardis reviews
After the hustle and bustle of Capitol life, Effie Trinket tried her hardest to find time to enjoy the simple things. - Effie/Haymitch.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Effie T., Haymitch A. - Complete
Pride of Time by Anubis Ankh reviews
Hermione quite literally crashes her way back through time by roughly twenty years. There is no going back; the only way is to go forward. And when one unwittingly interferes with time, what one expects may not be what time finds...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 554,906 - Reviews: 2396 - Favs: 3,647 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Lily and the HalfBlood Prince by greeneyes117 reviews
This story starts from when Severus first met Lily, and the way their friendship evolved during their school years. It is mostly canon, continuing seamlessly from Ch.33 in JKR's book the latter marked in italics .COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 137 - Words: 619,061 - Reviews: 1136 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 9/29/2009 - [Lily Evans P., Severus S.] - Complete
Lessons in Love by crz4greece reviews
Hermione slowly touched her lips with his, letting her professor experience his first kiss. He was unpracticed and unsure of himself, awkwardly not touching her, afraid of her shying away from him. He then broke from the kiss hastily, "Get. Out."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 75 - Words: 332,277 - Reviews: 1930 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Worth the Wait by Aurette reviews
Prof. Snape is having a bad day and decides to drink. Prof. Granger wanders after him, and he decides she needs to drink too. It's all uphill from there. Fluff. M for language and theme.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,189 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 95 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Heart In The Whole by verityburns reviews
Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,095 - Reviews: 1956 - Favs: 3,870 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Matter Of Decorum by Kerr Avonsen reviews
Hermione casts a hair charm. Lucius Malfoy makes a bet with Snape. But is Severus playing the role of Professor Higgins or of Mephistopheles? SS/HG, Post-DH, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,280 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Road Less Traveled by verityburns reviews
Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,886 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 3,222 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Facilitating Change by Aurette reviews
Hermione ends up in a dead-end job because she never went back to take her N.E.W.T.s. Severus is at loose ends because no one will offer him a job. Fluffy Angst Flangst! AU, EWE?, SS/HG, M for reasons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,740 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Needs Must by Aurette reviews
How long does a thirsty man stare at a glass of water before he takes a sip? How long can a woman keep putting another first before she rebels? EWE?, SS/HG, Adultery.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,416 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Softly Whispering 'I Love You' by Snape's Nightie reviews
After a devastating war and a turbulent courtship, Severus and Remus are supposed to be having a Happy Ever After. But fate is not quite finished with them yet. SSRL gay SLASH. Beware fluff and melodrama. Sequel to 'Salvage What You Can'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,305 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Beautiful Summer by toonmili reviews
After everyone saw his greying underpants. Severus Snape decides to get a summer job to buy somew new pairs. One day, while off on lunch he runs into someone unexpected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,657 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Going Straight by Snape's Nightie reviews
It is the day after Voldemort's defeat. Lucius and Severus have survived, although their situations have changed drastically. Their Slytherin deviousness, however, is as slippery as ever. SSLM SLASH ie gay relationships. HBP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,884 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Salvage what you can by Snape's Nightie reviews
Two men who lost their youth, health and innocence through two wizarding wars are salvaging what they can of their lives. Rated M for past torture and future ...something else? SLASH RLSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,075 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/21/2005 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Choices by The Treacle Tart reviews
Sirius Black makes a startling discovery and now he has a choice to make. Slash. SSRL Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,092 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 6/5/2003 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
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Because The Night Belonged To Them reviews
One escort, one mentor, adrift in the world around them, the nights their only form of solace. Short story.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Haymitch A., Effie T. - Complete
Friendship Cluttered reviews
"We were so foolish, thinking that we could just be friends and only friends." The story of Severus & Hermione's friendship-turned-relationship. Told fr. Severus' pov. Sev is OOC, b/ for good reason. AU after the war. A romantic dramedy. Citrus on chap 12
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,084 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G.