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Joined 08-11-11, id: 3151800, Profile Updated: 01-29-23
Author has written 61 stories for Call of Duty, My Little Pony, Left 4 Dead, Outlast, Parodies and Spoofs, Doki Doki Literature Club, Europa Universalis, Suicide Squad, Scooby Doo, Family Guy, Fallout, Crusader Kings, Garfield, Avengers, Elder Scroll series, Kingdom Hearts, Red Dead Redemption, Misc. Comics, Pokémon, Star Wars, Monster Girl Encyclopedia, Rising of the Shield Hero/盾の勇者の成り上がり, Borderlands, Jimmy Neutron, Wrestling, Undertale, and God's Not Dead.

I’m just a duder trying to make his way in the big bad world. You can also find me on AO3. I would make a teasing comment about how I post original fiction there, but truth be told, I only got one of those.

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Family Guy Fanfiction Cutaway Gags by Big Boy Writer reviews
Do you ever need a fix of Family Guy Cutaway Gags! Well, I'm your Black Tar Heroin dealer!
Crossover - Family Guy & X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 30,885 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/9/2022 - Published: 6/20/2020 - Peter G., OC
LOVEchr by CrimsonA377 reviews
Even with all she did, Monika didn't deserve that ending. None of them did. So when the chance presents itself to right the wrongs and change their fates, as well as fall for the one who could never be loved, I don't hesitate. R&R's appreciated. I do not own Doki Doki Literature Club or it's characters, all rights go to their respective owners.
Doki Doki Literature Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 253,501 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 5/25/2020 - Published: 12/24/2017 - [OC, Monika] Sayori, Yuri - Complete
Garfield by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Garfield meets Joaquin Phoenix!
Crossover - Garfield & Joker - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,031 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/27/2019 - Complete
Detective Sayori by mammoth93 reviews
Sayori goes to a store and buys a new outfit.
Doki Doki Literature Club - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/13/2019 - Published: 9/2/2018 - Monika, Natsuki, Sayori, Yuri
Doki Doki Chuunibyou Club! by remiboi reviews
Growing up many tend to think that they're more special than others. Some may think that they have 'powers' to make them look cool. This 'disease' is what you call "chuunibyou" which can cause embarrassment to many. Our protagonist looks back at these memories with humiliation. But what will he do when his childhood friend brings him into a club with girls who have this 'disease?
Doki Doki Literature Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 66,803 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/12/2019 - Published: 6/11/2018 - Monika, Natsuki, Sayori, Yuri
The Apple of My Eye by CommanderCorson reviews
MC and Sayori celebrate their anniversary with a trip to an apple orchard. While there, they make great memories as they learn to better express their love for one another.
Doki Doki Literature Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,193 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/23/2018 - MC, Sayori - Complete
Tickets For Two & A Garden For All by CommanderCorson reviews
Yuri goes to MC's house to ask him a very important question.
Doki Doki Literature Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/29/2018 - MC, Yuri - Complete
Doker-Oker Lit Fam Club (Doki Doki but it's Realistic now) by Smurfadoodle but now he's cool reviews
This heart wrenching story is one of betrayal, murder, and love. Viewer discretion is advised.
Doki Doki Literature Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/6/2018 - Monika, Natsuki, Sayori, Yuri - Complete
Confessions of the Mistreated: A DDLC FanFiction by CGPHadley reviews
What started as a simple movie night between friends becomes darker than either side expected. But as the rain clouds loom overhead, Yuri has an umbrella.
Doki Doki Literature Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,557 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/29/2018 - Natsuki, Yuri - Complete
The only good thing (a Natsuki story) by PainkillerD reviews
What's going on? Wasn't the school festival supposed to happen today? Why am I covered in bruises? And what are these voices interrupting me!
Doki Doki Literature Club - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2018 - Natsuki - Complete
Burger King Foot Lettuce by 01fatgar reviews
“Number 15” -Chills
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/7/2018 - Complete
Eat Your Heart Out by mammoth93 reviews
A trip after the festival gets a little out of hand.
Doki Doki Literature Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2018 - MC, Monika, Natsuki, Sayori - Complete
Sayori's Snow Day by Cleveland Rock reviews
12-year-old Sayori visits her childhood friend to play in the snow on their day off from school. Happy friendship things happen.
Doki Doki Literature Club - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/2/2018 - MC, Sayori - Complete
Monika's Sick Day by Dr. DT reviews
Monika comes into the club sick and (Y/N) just ain't having that. A sweet, short, one-shot.
Doki Doki Literature Club - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/29/2018 - Monika, OC - Complete
monikatxt by AsahiEnRetard reviews
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Doki Doki Literature Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/6/2017 - Monika - Complete
Our Reality by Elias Pedro reviews
Sayori has a candid conversation with Monika as the game comes to an end. [Doki Doki Literature Club] [Part 1 of the Post-Credits Series]
Doki Doki Literature Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/5/2017 - Monika, Sayori - Complete
Total Drama Breakthrough Neo by XxMasterHawkexX
Total Drama Breakthrough is back after a long awaited three years! Join the new Total Drama Host: Jimmy Scozzi, on an adventure to find 16 teenagers that will embark on a journey of a lifetime! There will be tears, there will be laughter and a whole lot of DRAMA! Spots are open, so come nab yourself one! This is a SYOC story! SPOTS LEFT: (4/16)
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,184 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/17/2017 - Published: 10/10/2017
Yes Story by French Bread Master Race reviews
A man orders a cider at a restaurant.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/30/2017 - Complete
Recluse's Cove by breakaway-republic reviews
Scarred for life after a childhood tragedy, a solitary man takes shelter in a small shack by the shore. When a bottle washes ashore, he decides to send out a message on a whim and the unexpected reply will change his life.
Monster Girl Encyclopedia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,899 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Complete
Despair Island by Knifez reviews
What if Total Drama Island wasn't a campy reality show? What if it was a pitch by the Canadian government for the newest form of entertainment; a more sinister form of entertainment? Join twenty-two teens and their dark journey throughout eight weeks as they compete for life itself. At the end, only one shall live. A reimagining of Total Drama Island using the original cast.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 219,045 - Reviews: 1230 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 3/10/2017 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Chris M. - Complete
Mashed Love by Hunky D0ry reviews
Lee dreams of mashed potatoes.
Walking Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2016 - Lee E., Kenny - Complete
Garfield Effect: Galaxy Adventure by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Garfield leads Shepherd and crew to save galaxy! Now updated with Chapter 19!
Crossover - Garfield & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,713 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/12/2016 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Garfield, Miranda L.
Star Wars AU Episode I: Return of the Sith by shelivesfree reviews
In which Obi-wan must prove he's ready to become a Jedi Knight, Qui-Gon has an obsession with the so-called Chosen One, and Queen Amidala takes matters into her own hands when democracy moves too slowly. And then... there's a Sith Lord. TPM AU. A retake of the Prequels based on the fan theory by Belated Media. Let's just say I was inspired.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,111 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/9/2016 - Published: 11/28/2015 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J., Padmé Amidala
Rocket Mann by Le-Mediocre-Gatsby reviews
A new Soldier takes flight.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2016 - Pyro, Soldier - Complete
Skrubzlord diary by Pokestar420 reviews
The almost chekky version of a skrubzlord. #3MLG5ME
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/23/2015
MLG Man by Battlerams reviews
The MLG Man Reks Faze
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2014
Zombies: Jaeger Der Untoten by Mr-Worth-A-Read reviews
A group of British friends decide to play on Nacht Der Untoten one last time, but a freakish storm blasts their homes, upon coming around, they realise they are no longer in their own world... Rated T for violence and language
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2014 - OC
Cigarette Cartons by pumpkaboo reviews
Ellis has great ideas for Nick's cigarettes cartons. Set after the events of L4D2.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2014 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
The Tale of the MLG Elite No-Scoper by Giraffe Cultist reviews
The true story of the most MLG Elite No-Scoper ever to exist
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/2/2014
Bloodied by Zigbon reviews
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Revenge is sweeter when drizzled upon with the blood of your adversaries. (Sequel to Multiplayer Chronicles)
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,672 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013
Mad Doctor by Zigbon reviews
Richtofen reminisces of the old group he so despised. One-Shot.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Complete
My Immortal - Redux by VY Canis Majoris reviews
A redux of the infamous My Immortal, as translated by Gizoogle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,505 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Legacy by Gideoncrawle reviews
A "what if" story in which Gwen's encounter with the Escaped Psycho Killer With A Chainsaw And A Hook doesn't end the same way as it did on the show. Set 10 years after the (altered) events of Total Drama Island, with flashbacks to the time of the show. Rated T for mature subject matter and a brief scene of graphic violence. Heather-centric.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,286 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Heather, Duncan - Complete
Two Step by Disrupted Original reviews
Nick-centric continuation of L4D2. At least twice a day he would trace a finger over the faded highways that stretched over the map in his hands. Every step he took could very well be in the wrong direction, but he had to take it. He had to find them. Language, violence, adult situations. Original characters. No pairings, just friendship. Complete. Thank you for reading!
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 218,108 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Nick - Complete
Inner Demons by SapphireLibra3 reviews
On her twenty-first birthday, Twilight Sparkle comes across an ancient prophesy which starts a downward spiral into darkness. Will her friends be able to rescue both Twilight AND Equestria from the monster within? Will their friendship survive? Warning: This story is NOT for the faint of heart.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 150,754 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Applebloom - Complete
My Immortal 2: The Revenge of Ebony by Spymaster E reviews
Ebony the gothic poser Mary Sue from My Immortal has escaped from Hell. Now with diminished powers, she enlists the help of several notorious Mary Sues in a plot for revenge. Also, Voldemort still speaks Pseudo-Shakespearean and has an evil lair. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011
Garfield: King of Liberty by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Garfield fights in the American Revolution! Historical fiction story!
Garfield - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Garfield - Complete
Gurren Jesus by Jasonbobdude reviews
Jesus and Kamina team up to win World War II.
Crossover - Bible & Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 120 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Kamina - Complete
Garfield: First Blood by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Garfield saves Natalie Portman from Vampire Gangsters!
Garfield - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Complete
Total Drama Comeback by The Kobold Necromancer reviews
The original 22 contestants return to Wawanakwa for a second season, almost straight after the first. Who will win? What new friendships and love interests will form? Will Heather endure, can Ezekiel survive, and will Izzy find the elusive jellybean smuggler? Completed, official pairings and more.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 375,353 - Reviews: 1956 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Chris M., Izzy, Bridgette, Ezekiel - Complete
Always the Last to Know by BeachBum84 reviews
Mrs. Hayfer’s actually being nice to Drake; that can’t be good. He’s always the last one to know.
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
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Your Mummy and You reviews
Johannes believed he was a master thief, at least until he made the mistake of robbing a pharaoh's tomb. Given a choice between death or forced marriage, he goes for the latter. Written as the events unfold, this is the story of how real love blossomed between complete strangers, as well as how a kingdom was saved from an ancient enemy. This is the third Your Mamono and You entry.
Monster Girl Encyclopedia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,226 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/22/2023 - Published: 2/1/2023 - OC
An Anxious Nereid's Lament reviews
Every day, a boat rows out towards the center of a quiet bay. The fisher spends their day in contented silence, unaware that they are being watched by a woman who feels like a fish out of water in her own body.
Monster Girl Encyclopedia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2023 - Complete
The Things She Does For Love reviews
A series of random, yet connected short chapters and arcs revolving around Monika's hare-brained schemes to win MC's heart. Mostly fluff, but not always.
Doki Doki Literature Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 91,345 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 2/3/2023 - Published: 4/9/2018 - [MC, Monika] Natsuki, Sayori - Complete
Your Kobold and You reviews
Monty Hanssen, Chairman of the Foundation for the Protection and Enrichment of Kobolds, fears that kobolds are underappreciated and underloved by society. With the help of his loving and excitable wife, he set out to publish a booklet on courting the race. These are the contents of that booklet. Spiritual Sequel to Your Bogey and You.
Monster Girl Encyclopedia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,672 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/29/2023 - Published: 6/30/2022 - OC - Complete
Your Bogey and You reviews
All across the world, depressed, anxious, and otherwise-downtrodden men have begun receiving unexpected packages, each one containing a bogey bride and a little booklet promising a happier future. These are the contents of that booklet.
Monster Girl Encyclopedia - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,620 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/5/2022 - Published: 1/13/2022 - Complete
A Game of Catch reviews
Raphtalia convinces Naofumi to play a game of catch. Set shortly after the two-headed dog fight in the first light novel/episode 2 of the anime. Just a little fluff piece born because I wished there had been a scene showing Raphtalia actually playing with her ball.
Rising of the Shield Hero/盾の勇者の成り上がり - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2022 - Naofumi I., Raphtalia - Complete
A Doggone Family Meeting!
Jane the Kobold visits the mother-in-law she never got to know. A little side-story/sequel to A Doggone Merry Christmas!
Monster Girl Encyclopedia - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2022 - OC - Complete
Lotion
Jack brings home his mummy wife's favorite not-so-guilty pleasure. What sort of naughty things will they get up to? Just some silly fluff I wrote on a whim. There ain't no plot to speak of here.
Monster Girl Encyclopedia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2021 - OC - Complete
A Doggone Merry Christmas! reviews
Calvin's expectations of a lonely and uneventful Christmas are dashed when he meets a homeless kobold during his lunch break. After showing her a few small kindnesses, she instantly falls for him. Unfortunately, Calvin's inferiority complex leaves him hesitant to even consider the idea of a relationship. As Christmas approaches, can she help him learn to love her? (Long) oneshot.
Monster Girl Encyclopedia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,202 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/4/2021 - OC - Complete
The President, Her Crush, and the Wingwoman reviews
Monika, confident in the face of almost all other challenges, finds herself too shy to ask out her crush, MC. When their mutual friend proposes to bring them together, Monika reluctantly finds herself placing her faith in her. This is a silly three-chapter tale of two people who both wrongly think the other is too good for them and of the one person willing to bring them together.
Doki Doki Literature Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/19/2021 - [Monika, MC] Sayori
Natsuki's Quest to Get Laid reviews
Natsuki has a problem. Though she is in a loving relationship, her boyfriend has yet to take it "to the next level" with her. With her patience waning, she resolves to seduce it out of him by any means necessary. This is a series of chapters showcasing her attempts to do just that. I think it's pretty obvious that this is NSFW.
Doki Doki Literature Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,250 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/29/2021 - Published: 3/17/2020 - [Natsuki, MC] [Monika, Yuri]
Dempsey's Ideal Girl reviews
One day in Kino Der Toten, Dempsey brings up replacing Richtofen with a hot chick, leading Richtofen to torment Dempsey in a far more awkward way than most of his victims experience. This isn't a pairing story, just a crackfic that was inspired by a game of Kino where I was Dempsey and the Richtofen player kept teleporting with me to Pack-a-Punch.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2020 - Tank D., Dr. Richtofen, Takeo M., Nikolai B. - Complete
Muscular Garfield Joins the Literature Club reviews
After inviting everyone's favorite lasagna-eating cat to join the literature club, Sayori develops a crush on him. MC, with the help of Natsuki, must embark on an undercover mission to win back his childhood friend's adoration at all costs. How can he compete, though, with a gorgeous hunk of cat like Garfield? And is the love he really wants right under his very nose?
Crossover - Garfield & Doki Doki Literature Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,227 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2020 - [MC, Natsuki] [Garfield, Sayori] - Complete
Ceremony
"Oh, you can't tell them about The Flesh! What I did. . . they'd kill me if they knew."
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Published: 2/12/2020 - Samuel S. - Complete
The Garfield Scrolls V: Skyrim reviews
A retelling of Skyrim's main quest, with the only major difference being that Garfield is the Dragonborn. Nobody asked for this, nobody probably even wanted this, but it exists now, and there's nothing you can do to stop it.
Crossover - Garfield & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,673 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/1/2019 - Published: 10/27/2019 - Garfield, Alduin, Lydia
Of Angels and Men reviews
Yuri has quite the night ahead of her- she plans to confess to MC! As the anxiety builds within her, however, can she control herself well enough to keep from bursting?
Doki Doki Literature Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,061 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/9/2019 - Published: 4/9/2019 - [MC, Yuri] - Complete
Talking With Dadsuki reviews
MC and Dadsuki have a little chat with one another. To MC's surprise, it actually goes rather pleasantly.
Doki Doki Literature Club - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/11/2019 - [MC, Natsuki] - Complete
Letters reviews
Every day, Sayori finds a letter waiting for her when she wakes up. A wholesome, slightly uplifting fluff story written to practice writing a story in the present tense.
Doki Doki Literature Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/1/2019 - [Sayori, MC] - Complete
MC's Surprise Sick Day Visitor reviews
After a particularly terrible cold forces MC to stay home from school, a certain pink-haired visitor comes to check up on him. Another shameless Natsuki fluff story.
Doki Doki Literature Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/30/2019 - [MC, Natsuki]
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith: The Beach Episode reviews
Obi-Wan and Grievous find common ground while basking in the rays of Beechplannett.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11/2019 - Obi-Wan K., General Grievous
You Have a Wholesome Encounter With a Wild Magikarp reviews
You Have a Wholesome Encounter With a Wild Magikarp. I don't know why I wrote this, but I guess I just felt like it.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/8/2019 - Magikarp - Complete
Operation P R O M reviews
Natsuki is left heartbroken after discovering that MC asked Yuri to senior prom. However, with the help of Monika's clever thinking and Sayori's moral support, there may still be a chance for the two of them to get together after all. Commence Operation: P. R. O. M.
Doki Doki Literature Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,258 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/20/2019 - Published: 2/4/2019 - [MC, Natsuki] Monika, Sayori
Loss reviews
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Misc. Comics - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2019 - Complete
BEN SHAPIRO IMMUNIZES AN INNOCENT CHILD WITH VAX AND LOGIC reviews
AKA UglyTurnip stands on a soapbox for roughly a thousand words. A fic that probably won't do any good for any cause, but one I wanted to write anyway.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2019 - Complete
The Old Coot and the Young Cowboy reviews
For once in his life, Uncle takes a stand. For once in his lazy, miserable, good-for-nothing life, Uncle rides out into danger, if only to protect and aid the last Marston left alive. A.U. retelling of "Remember My Family" where Uncle was not present during Ross's attack on the ranch.
Red Dead Redemption - Rated: T - English - Western/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/4/2019 - Uncle, Jack M.
Sora Is Assassinated by the Dole Dippers Penguin
Tainted Dole Dippers cause Sora to meet his ultimate fate.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/31/2019 - Sora, Donald Duck, Goofy - Complete
Doubts reviews
On the eve after her wedding, Natsuki has a disturbing nightmare about her papa. Luckily, her husband is there to drive her doubts and fears away.
Doki Doki Literature Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/29/2019 - [Natsuki, MC] - Complete
His Special Day reviews
After his relationship with Monika comes to an abrupt end, MC is left broken, confused, and lost. Luckily for him, his best friend has an idea to cheer him up, as well as maybe confessing her own feelings in the process.
Doki Doki Literature Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,316 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/28/2019 - Published: 8/30/2018 - [Sayori, MC] Monika - Complete
M'aiq the Liar Recites a Poem in Exchange For a Meal reviews
After setting up camp for the night, a wood elf hunter is visited by a strange khajiit that offers to share a poem in exchange for food. Basically, I wrote a poem for a contest I was in and decided to write a random story around it.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2019 - Ma'iq the Liar, OC - Complete
Shaggy Goes SICKO MODE on Sans From Undertale reviews
Shaggy Rogers must use his newfound power to go absolutely sicko mode on his longtime rival: Sans From Undertale. Guest starring Peter Griffin from Family Guy and Thanos of the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Crossover - Scooby Doo & Undertale - Rated: T - English - Drama/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2019 - Shaggy, Sans - Complete
Thanos and Monika Chat While Watching a Sunset reviews
Two tragic villains share their stories underneath an oak tree. Through their chat, they find hope.
Crossover - Avengers & Doki Doki Literature Club - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/4/2019 - Thanos, Monika - Complete
Of Vodka and Cider reviews
When Dempsey's poor accuracy sends Nikolai Belinski to Equestria, he has to cope with what he thinks are girly, rainbow-farting ponies. However, when he meets the local town drunk, his point of view might change. Meanwhile, Dempsey tries to fix his mistake and bring Nikolai back home, and Richtofen secretly continues his grand scheme. Berry Punch x Nikolai Belinski. Dramedy.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 91,048 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/3/2019 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Twilight Sparkle, Tank D., Dr. Richtofen, Nikolai B.
Best Friends Muscular Garfield and Thanos Enjoy Christmas Together
Years after his encounter with the Avengers, Thanos enjoys a peaceful Christmas with his best friend in all of the universe: Muscular Garfield.
Crossover - Garfield & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Published: 12/25/2018 - Garfield, Thanos
Garfield's Not Dead reviews
When evil atheist professor Dichard Rawkins forces his class to renounce Garfield's divinity, it is up to devout follower Christopher Walken to prove his faith true.
Crossover - Garfield & God's Not Dead - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/18/2018 - Garfield - Complete
Peter Griffin Meets Sans From Undertale reviews
Peter Griffin reminiscences on the time he met the epic gamer Sans from Undertale. This is a really bad meme fanfic, and if you read it, then I feel bad for you, son.
Crossover - Family Guy & Undertale - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/15/2018 - Published: 8/30/2018 - Peter G., Sans - Complete
Rainbow Dash Shares a Zap Apple Pie With Hugh Neutron reviews
Hugh Neutron returns to Equestria to aid a new friend in her time of need.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Jimmy Neutron - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/6/2018 - Rainbow Dash, Hugh N. - Complete
The Heretical Chaplain reviews
A short piece I wrote about the "chaplain embraces heresy" event in CK2. Wilhelm Wittenborg, an ambitious patrician in the Hansa, is confronted by his brother after the latter adopts the Waldensian heresy.
Crusader Kings - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2018 - Complete
Kanye West From the I Love It Music Video X Reader reviews
I have sinned and I am sorry.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/22/2018 - Complete
Nightmare reviews
Sayori dreams of her own suicide. It indirectly saves her life.
Doki Doki Literature Club - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/16/2018 - [MC, Sayori] - Complete
Yuri Gives MC a Ride Home reviews
In an attempt to get him to like her more, Yuri offers to give her crush a ride home. Social anxiety ensues.
Doki Doki Literature Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/14/2018 - [Yuri, MC] Natsuki, Sayori - Complete
Sayori's Naked Mile reviews
After being betrayed by one of her closest friends, Sayori is forced to undergo a humiliating run through the school hallways. ENF story played for drama.
Doki Doki Literature Club - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/13/2018 - MC, Monika, Sayori
Lady Sayori's Quest reviews
Sayori writes an adventure story.
Doki Doki Literature Club - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/13/2018 - [Sayori, MC] Monika - Complete
Garfield: New Vegas Revenge reviews
Garfield must recover the precious Lasagna Chip from Benny! Inspired by the works of user ShakespeareHemmingway and deliberately emulated in his style of writing.
Crossover - Fallout & Garfield - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2018 - Benny, Mr. House, Garfield, Jon Arbuckle - Complete
Breakfast in Bed reviews
Natsuki treats her boyfriend to a little something special to start his day. This story is shameless fluff and little else.
Doki Doki Literature Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/1/2018 - [MC, Natsuki] - Complete
Shaggy Buys Purple Flurp From Carl Wheezer reviews
Shaggy buys Purple Flurp from Carl Wheezer. That's the premise of this entire fanfic.
Crossover - Scooby Doo & Jimmy Neutron - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/28/2018 - Shaggy, Carl W. - Complete
Insecurities reviews
After an incident at a pool party reveals Natsuki's personal insecurities, MC seeks to show his girlfriend just how much she really matters to him. This was my first (and probably last) attempt at writing a lemon fic.
Doki Doki Literature Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,804 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/10/2018 - [MC, Natsuki] Monika, Yuri - Complete
Gamers Rise Up reviews
Tired of the oppression he faces from his girlfriend, the Joker rises up to protect his fellow gamers from living in a society.
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2018 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
MC Rescues Sayori From Depression reviews
When Mr. Cow delivers distressing news to MC, he embarks on a race against time to save his childhood friend from the evil figure known as Depression. Please do not take anything in this story seriously.
Doki Doki Literature Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/2/2018 - MC, Sayori - Complete
Noble Constantine XI Palaiologos
May 29, 1453. As the final fate of Constantinople draws ever closer, Byzantine emperor Constantine XI Palaiologos takes a stand against Mehmed II. (Another plot generator story I made).
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2018 - Complete
The Empire of Trebizond and the Temple of Bad Decisions reviews
After Constantinople falls to the Turks, David Komnenos must find a way to defend the last Byzantine outpost from Ottoman aggression. This is the story of how he failed horribly.
Europa Universalis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2018 - Complete
Terry Crews Rescues Natsuki From a Terrible Domestic Life reviews
When her dad finally takes his abuse too far, Natsuki must rely on the grace of a certain hero to save her from her awful home life. Will the power of Old Spice stand a chance against domestic abuse, or will Terry Crews finally succumb to one of the world's greatest evils?
Doki Doki Literature Club - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/3/2018 - Published: 4/1/2018 - Natsuki - Complete
You Can't C Me reviews
Only one man can defeat Chrysalis and her army of changelings. . . AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA! (Originally uploaded on FIMfiction way back in 2015, for some reason I waited this long to add it here.)
Crossover - My Little Pony & Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2018 - Princess Celestia, Queen Chrysalis - Complete
Freedom-loving USA reviews
Deep within the United Nations restroom, China confronts the U.S.A. over debts not yet paid.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/15/2016 - Complete
Fluttershy Shares A Purple Flurp With Hugh Neutron reviews
Hugh Neutron visits Fluttershy's cottage for no reason at all. The two proceed to talk about ducks over a can of Purple Flurp.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Jimmy Neutron - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2016 - Fluttershy, Hugh N. - Complete
Loving Harambe reviews
A story that I made in five minutes from a plot generator. No changes have been made. This is the tale of an encounter between Loving Harambe and the peaceful anti-hero Zookeeper. What will be the outcome?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/10/2016 - Complete
A Formal Apology reviews
Diamond Tiara has one last loose end to tie up.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/19/2015 - Diamond Tiara, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, Applebloom - Complete
SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! reviews
While out together one day, Twilight and Shining find a strange man with an even stranger request.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2015 - Twilight Sparkle, Shining Armor - Complete
garys MLG aventure reviews
I'll just give it away right now, this is a trollfic I made because I was bored. gary tels the tail of how he joined FaZe. m becuz its naughty
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,608 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/29/2015 - Published: 7/11/2015 - V. Reznov, OC - Complete
Containment reviews
One-shot prequel to Outlast focusing on Chris Walker and the beginning of his "mission". Rated M to be safe. Written as if Walker was talking to himself. Made for One-shot October!
Outlast - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2014 - Chris Walker - Complete
Ellis Rides a Tank reviews
WARNING: CRUDE HUMOR. A scavenging hunt goes from weird to crazy when Ellis manages to ride a tank. One-Shot. Random. Read at your own risk.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Tank, Ellis, Nick - Complete
The Last CDC Agent reviews
A textbook example of how to write fanfiction horribly. This was from my early days on the site, and it contains many of the cliches found in bad fanfiction. I keep it up so that, in the small chance that any aspiring authors read this, they may learn something before publishing their own work. The story itself is about a self-insert wrapped up in a poorly-paced Zombies adventure.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 64,579 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 12/25/2012 - [Abigail B., Marlton J] Dr. Richtofen, OC - Complete