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Joined 08-11-11, id: 3151800, Profile Updated: 05-19-16
Author has written 9 stories for Call of Duty, My Little Pony, Left 4 Dead, Outlast, Parodies and Spoofs, and Borderlands.

When I'm not dicking around elsewhere, I'm on my laptop, writing Nazi Zombies and My Little Pony fanfiction. That's all you need to know about me.

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Despair Island by Knifez reviews
What if Total Drama Island wasn't a campy reality show? What if it was a pitch by the Canadian government for the newest form of entertainment; a more sinister form of entertainment? Join twenty-two teens and their dark journey throughout eight weeks as they compete for life itself. At the end, only one shall live. A reimagining of Total Drama Island using the original cast.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,101 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 19h - Published: 4/23/2014 - Chris M.
Star Wars AU Episode I: Return of the Sith by shelivesfree reviews
In which Obi-wan must prove he's ready to become a Jedi Knight, Qui-Gon has an obsession with the so-called Chosen One, and Queen Amidala takes matters into her own hands when democracy moves too slowly. And then... there's a Sith Lord. TPM AU. A retake of the Prequels based on the fan theory by Belated Media. Let's just say I was inspired.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,646 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 11/28/2015 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J., Padmé Amidala
Rocket Mann by Kiu1q2w reviews
A new Soldier takes flight.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11 - Pyro, Soldier - Complete
Total Drama Redemption by PurpleBandit3000 reviews
It was all he wanted ever since he was booted off third: A second chance. Noah's back on the island, How will he fare the second time around? Rated T for mild swearing and other sophomoric humor. Written from Noah's POV, Now officially concluded! Check out "Noah's Tour of the World" for the sequel! :D
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 60 - Words: 197,351 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/3/2015 - Published: 8/3/2013 - [Noah, Izzy] Cody, Heather - Complete
Skrubzlord diary by Pokestar420 reviews
The almost chekky version of a skrubzlord. #3MLG5ME
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/23/2015
When My Heart Flutters by goldenponyboy reviews
Paul is just a normal guy with a normal life. Well, it's almost normal. Normal enough for him. But when he finds a girl on his way to school one morning, things begin to get interesting.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 48,838 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/21/2015 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Fluttershy
MLG Man by Battlerams reviews
The MLG Man Reks Faze
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2014
Zombies: Jaeger Der Untoten by Mr-Worth-A-Read reviews
A group of British friends decide to play on Nacht Der Untoten one last time, but a freakish storm blasts their homes, upon coming around, they realise they are no longer in their own world... Rated T for violence and language
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2014 - OC
Cigarette Cartons by pumpkaboo reviews
Ellis has great ideas for Nick's cigarettes cartons. Set after the events of L4D2.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2014 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
The Tale of the MLG Elite No-Scoper by Giraffe Cultist reviews
The true story of the most MLG Elite No-Scoper ever to exist
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/2/2014
Fallout: And To The Republic by McFusterCluck reviews
One week after the NCR victory at Hoover Dam, the Courier is mopping up remnants of Caesar's Legion in the Mojave, before pushing forward into Legion territory. Across the country, the Brotherhood of Steel has come into contact with unknown hostiles. The Lone Wanderer is sent to make contact with the West Coast. Two legends roads meet in this story.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,703 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Lone Wanderer, Courier, Fawkes, C. Boone
Soldier of Harmony by Lord Curly reviews
After his death on earth a soldier is sent to Equestria to learn the meaning of freandship and happieness, two things he forgot on earth. But how will he spend his new life? With his anti-social tendencies he might spend it alone and friend less, but not if the mane six have anything to say about it. Rating subject to change. May be classified as a Human in Equestria fic. not sure.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 127,822 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, OC - Complete
Even a Weasel Finds Love by PeacefulProcrastination reviews
I knew the second our eyes had locked, my life would be changed forever. Even a weasel finds love, he had said to me that day.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,128 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Sal D., Michael L./Finn, Billy H., Albert A./Weasel - Complete
Equestria's Warriors of Light and Dark by ChaosMagemon reviews
After a failed mishap by the Cutie Mark Crusaders, two boys from another universe are teleported to Equestria with no way back to their world. Can they adapt to living in Ponyville while at the same time deal with a new threat in the land?
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,811 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Twilight Sparkle, OC - Complete
Bloodied by Zigbon reviews
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Revenge is sweeter when drizzled upon with the blood of your adversaries. (Sequel to Multiplayer Chronicles)
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,672 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013
Mad Doctor by Zigbon reviews
Richtofen reminisces of the old group he so despised. One-Shot.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Complete
I hate Zombies by Dantalion reviews
Stuck in a hotel surrounded by zombies, Task Force 141 tries their best to deal with the situation, little did there was a bigger surprise just waiting for them.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Gary Sanderson/Roach, Ghost
My Immortal - Redux by VY Canis Majoris reviews
A redux of the infamous My Immortal, as translated by Gizoogle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,505 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Legacy by Gideoncrawle reviews
A "what if" story in which Gwen's encounter with the Escaped Psycho Killer With A Chainsaw And A Hook doesn't end the same way as it did on the show. Set 10 years after the (altered) events of Total Drama Island, with flashbacks to the time of the show. Rated T for mature subject matter and a brief scene of graphic violence. Heather-centric.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,286 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Heather, Duncan - Complete
Two Step by Disrupted Original reviews
Nick-centric continuation of L4D2. At least twice a day he would trace a finger over the faded highways that stretched over the map in his hands. Every step he took could very well be in the wrong direction, but he had to take it. He had to find them. Language, violence, adult situations. Original characters. No pairings, just friendship. Complete. Thank you for reading!
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 218,108 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Nick - Complete
SONIC HIGH SCHOOL by DarkDoomFireMaster reviews
SONIC HIGH SCHOOL features Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Rouge, Espio and more in crazy high school drama, passionate romances, and crazy cliff-hanger endings. It is known as the most addictive story online, and it is the ultimate Sonic story about high school. This story contains no graphic descriptions and all the High School students are 18 years old.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,378 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Sonic - Complete
Inner Demons by SapphireLibra3 reviews
On her twenty-first birthday, Twilight Sparkle comes across an ancient prophesy which starts a downward spiral into darkness. Will her friends be able to rescue both Twilight AND Equestria from the monster within? Will their friendship survive? Warning: This story is NOT for the faint of heart.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 150,754 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Applebloom - Complete
My Immortal, My Commentary by MoonBeam2254 reviews
Let me put my spin on the commentary of My Immortal, one of the most... interesting fanfics ever written. Rated T for Butt trumpets, abuse of the English language, and insults that blow your mind... Read on if you dare.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 38 - Words: 30,942 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Bill Nye s ocean currents by bttfmjffan reviews
I watched today an episode of "Bill Nye the science guy". I forget the name of this episode. But I know there s a scene where he talked about ocean currents. I hope you like it, it s a bit short, but I think it doesn t matter. It s rating NC-17!
Bill Nye The Science Guy! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Complete
My Immortal 2: The Revenge of Ebony by Spymaster E reviews
Ebony the gothic poser Mary Sue from My Immortal has escaped from Hell. Now with diminished powers, she enlists the help of several notorious Mary Sues in a plot for revenge. Also, Voldemort still speaks Pseudo-Shakespearean and has an evil lair. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011
Gurren Jesus by Jasonbobdude reviews
Jesus and Kamina team up to win World War II.
Crossover - Bible & Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Kamina - Complete
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Loving Harambe
A story that I made in five minutes from a plot generator. No changes have been made. This is the tale of an encounter between Loving Harambe and the peaceful anti-hero Zookeeper. What will be the outcome?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Published: 8/10
Of Vodka and Cider reviews
When Dempsey's poor accuracy sends Nikolai Belinski to Equestria, he has to cope with what he thinks are girly, rainbow-farting ponies. However, when he meets the local town drunk, his point of view might change. Meanwhile, Dempsey tries to fix his mistake and bring Nikolai back home, and Richtofen secretly continues his grand scheme. Berry Punch x Nikolai Belinski. Dramedy.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 88,728 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Twilight Sparkle, Nikolai B.
Richtofen's Party reviews
Nazi Zombies Halloween-themed AU. Dempsey, Nikolai, and Takeo find themselves at a party thrown by their new neighbor. However, they soon find out that this is no ordinary party.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2015 - Tank D., Dr. Richtofen, Takeo M., Nikolai B.
A Formal Apology
Diamond Tiara has one last loose end to tie up.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2015 - Diamond Tiara, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, Applebloom - Complete
SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! reviews
While out together one day, Twilight and Shining find a strange man with an even stranger request.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2015 - Twilight Sparkle, Shining Armor - Complete
garys MLG aventure reviews
I'll just give it away right now, this is a trollfic I made because I was bored. gary tels the tail of how he joined FaZe. m becuz its naughty
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,608 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/29/2015 - Published: 7/11/2015 - V. Reznov, OC - Complete
Containment reviews
One-shot prequel to Outlast focusing on Chris Walker and the beginning of his "mission". Rated M to be safe. Written as if Walker was talking to himself. Made for One-shot October!
Outlast - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2014 - Chris Walker - Complete
Ellis Rides a Tank reviews
WARNING: CRUDE HUMOR. A scavenging hunt goes from weird to crazy when Ellis manages to ride a tank. One-Shot. Random. Read at your own risk.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Tank, Ellis, Nick - Complete
The Last CDC Agent reviews
The apocalypse had claimed so much for Austin Woodard, a CDC Agent in Washington. When he becomes a mental servant of Richtofen and meets the Green Run crew, he is dragged into an adventure through time in order to stop the zombies and the ones that control them. Through the struggle, Agent Woodard tries to understand this new world run by magical demons. Now Complete! Finally!
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 64,579 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 12/25/2012 - [Abigail B., Marlton J] Dr. Richtofen, OC - Complete
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