thylacine
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Joined 12-25-02, id: 315301
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings.
I'm a twenty year old college student and writer. I like Tolkien and Harry Potter, amongst other stuff, but those two are the only fandoms I read or write at this time. Good fanfiction is sadly hard to find, and therefore I really appreciate it when I *do* find it. I know that nothing I have here so far is a magnum opus, nor is it intended to be. I'll save that sort of effort for original projects. Hopefully my stuff will be entertaining and not make readers pound any available surface in paroxisms of agony. Bad fanfiction either fills my soul with perverse delight, or makes me weep blood. Figuratively. The latter usually happens when people rape Tolkien. The works of Tolkien, that is. Figuratively. Mary Sues must die. ;_;

Thoughtful reviews appreciated. Honest to God, I have a thick skin with regards to criticism--I routinely compose and receive serious criticism of creative writing. If you think there is something I can change or improve, or if there are other comments you'd like to make about my stories (plot, characterisation, style, structure, technique, etc.), I would love to hear from you! Praise is nice, of course, but even that would ideally be incisive or specific so that I'd know what it was I was doing "right." ;)

Oh, and I would love for well-informed canon geeks, if you see any sort of oversight on my part, to point out what I may have missed!

Harry Potter's Sixth Year in Bad Fanfiction by LargeMarge reviews
Trite phrases, overused plot devices, and other general insanity. Basically I'm making fun of bad fanfiction. So sue me. But don't really. Chapter 18 up! Tonks lays the smackdown on poor unsuspecting Harry, while Dumbledore has a bug fetish.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,057 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Harry P.
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Boy Talk reviews
Harry and Ron, on the train back to Hogwarts, get to discussing their relationships. Touching divulgences, regrettable impulses, and awkward silences ensue. Harry/Ron, duh.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1/3/2003 - Harry P., Ron W.
The Adventures of Maria Sioux reviews
A girl from 21st-century Earth mysteriously comes to Middle-Earth and meets the fellowship *gag gag gag* This is a humorous piece, intended to be a parody of traditional "Mary Sue disrupts canon, shagging Legolas in the process" fics.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/2/2003 - Published: 12/26/2002
Snippy Snape reviews
A blossoming relationship between the Professor and Hermione is abruptly cut short.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/25/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.