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Joined 08-12-11, id: 3154768, Profile Updated: 06-27-14
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Kuroshitsuji, Sherlock, Death Note, and Lord of the Flies.

Name: Annie

Age: 17

I can't really be bothered with these things and I never know what to put anyway so I'm just going to post a great deal of quotes from my favourite fandoms or just that I generally like which explain what I'm like as a person and a fangirl more accurately than I ever could:

'Be who you want and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind' Dr. Seuss

'It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live' Albus Dumbledore

' War is coming, sir. War of the Worlds. With all your boys falling down in the mud. Do you think they will thank the man who taught them it was glorious?' Baines (that disturbing hot one in those two episodes of doctor who one time)

'I always hoped, if God is love, maybe he loves me too/That's blasphemy/ I think that's Christianity.' Angelo Colassanto/ Captain Jack Harkness

'Have you forgotten yet? . . . Look up, and swear by the green of Spring that you'll never forget.' Siegfried Sassoon

'Sorry, gotta dash, I think I left my riding crop in the mortuary.' Sherlock Holmes

'Can you make it two pepperoni feasts tonight? And a tub of coleslaw. My boss says I'm not eating enough vegetables.' Ianto Jones

' You … you told me once … that you weren't a hero. Umm… There were times when I didn't even think you were human, but let me tell you this. You were the best man, the most human ... human being that I've ever known and no one will ever convince me that you told me a lie, and so ... there. I was so alone ... and I owe you so much. But please, there's just one more thing, one more thing, one more miracle , Sherlock, for me, don't be ... dead. Would you do that just for me?' John Watson

'Last kiss for the condemned man. Bit embarrassing, given we haven't been killed. ' Owen Harper

'Because I've seen him. And he's like fire and ice and rage. He's like the night and the storm and the heart of the sun. He's ancient and forever. He burns at the center of time and he can see the turn of the Universe.And... he's wonderful.' Latimer

'A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it. ' Oscar Wilde

'That's clever. Is it clever? Why is it clever?' Sherlock Holmes

' The Doctor was in on the joke, he knew the show was cheaply made and that some of the storylines were nonsensical.' Steven Moffat

'I think the fact that I'm so well known to be gay makes it very difficult to have a convincing relationship with a woman on screen. It wouldn't be at all difficult for me to kiss a woman - I'll kiss a frog if you like. ' Stephen Fry

'Today my friend your diary entry will read took a prozzie hostage and was shot by three armed bastards' Gene Hunt

'Sympathy for victims is always counter-balanced by an equal and opposite feeling of resentment towards them. ' Ben Elton

'Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. ' Oscar Wilde

'I'm also childish and hate to lose. That's how I know. ' L

'No Englishman would dream of dying in someone else's house - especially somebody they didn't even know.' DOWAGER COUNTESS OF GRANTHAM

' Only someone who's bluffing ever says they're not.' Captain John Hart

'Brainy is the new sexy.' Irene Adler

' They ate eyeballs, they drank blood, they had sex with animals. But they did not pluck out each other's hearts. 'Cause, obviously, that would have been weird.' Owen Harper

'Hatred is blind, as well as love.' Oscar Wilde

'Take that bloody seatbelt off, you're a police officer not a bloody vicar!' Gene Hunt

'Whatever you say, I'm still taking your cake. ' L

'I get an urge, like a pregnant elephant, to go away and give birth to a book.' Stephen Fry

' I'll take a potato chip... and eat it! ' Light Yagami

'Sometimes I feel as if I were living in an H.G. Wells novel.' DOWAGER COUNTESS OF GRANTHAM

'I am not young enough to know everything. ' Oscar Wilde

' I was hoping for a little power struggle. Resolved by some naked wrestling.' Captain Jack Harkness

'But don't be scared. Falling is just like flying, just with a more... permanent destination.' Jim Moriatry

'Tosh, do you really think I look like a rodent?' Owen Harper

'Every mountain is "unclimbable" until someone climbs it. So every ship is "unsinkable" until it sinks.' CRAWLEY, EARL OF GRANTHAM

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Black Raven Demon by Black Michaelis reviews
A sugar addict, non-animal lover, weird girl found a dying bird on the street. Due to her nagging conscience, she brought the raven home only to wake up in the morning with a HUGE surprise. What would you do if you find a certain red eyed demon on your bed... butt naked? Rated M for language.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 88,458 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Sebastian M.
Not Just A Dream by James B. Moore reviews
It's every Black butler fangirl's dream to enter the world of Black Butler. But will a dream become a nightmare when Danielle is suddenly transported inside her favorite anime/manga? This was written for fun, but hey readers can enjoy it too!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,722 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Ciel P., Grell S., Sebastian M.
Merlin's Retirement Home for Magical Elderly Folk by Sylviecake231 reviews
What happens when Horace Slughorn, Albus Dumbledore and Tom Riddle all live in the same old people's home? Complete mayhem, that's what! Rated T for 'wizard swears', elderly men having tantrums and Tom Riddle's pink bunny slippers! Not a Voldemort/Dumbledore slash fic (five-shot).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,186 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Voldemort, Albus D. - Complete
The Married Ones by tealeavesandmoonlight reviews
Jim and Seb are the married ones next door. John meets them on a late night Tesco's run. In response to this prompt:
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
Everything I need by JaimeeHinton2011 reviews
John & Sherlock as teenagers. They meet at the age of 16. I'd say more but my summary's suck.. ***Not Finished*** Rated T for sex & rape
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,360 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
One More, For You by azkabanrunaway reviews
John cannot go on, not after the fall...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
You Were My Life by nicknack22 reviews
A year after Sherlock's fall, John muses on where he is and what he's lost. A good amount of angst that will eventually transition into something fluffy and fulfilling...John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,929 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Perfect Rings of Scars by Nocturnias reviews
Every night, he comes to her. A darker take on the Sherlock/Molly romance. Rating is for adult themes. Set right after TRF.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Blood Brothers by ThatClutzsarahh reviews
Mycroft must live with what he's done. Post Reichenbach.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Our Lives in Objects by ongreenergrasses reviews
We are all reflected in our possessions.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,796 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Dear Sherlock Holmes, Goodbye by Kooro reviews
How dare you say goodbye and not give me the proper coutesy to return the gesture. I didn't get to say goodbye. Post Reichenbach.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2012 - John W. - Complete
Back To What I Had Before by dreamingrainbows reviews
John's reactions before, during and after Reichbach. Sorry it's short.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
I Love You by inyourarmsnow reviews
Spoilers of 02x03. Sherlock returns after three years.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Confusion, Fury, Forgiveness by TheWalrusAndThePenguin reviews
Post-Reichenbach. Three years on Sherlock returns to find John worse than he could have ever imagined, both physically and emotionally.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/20/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Panic by inyourarmsnow reviews
Spoilers for 02x02. Sherlock is having a panic attack over seeing the hound, and John is there to comfort him.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Art of Wafflemaking by ongreenergrasses reviews
It's not rocket science. At least, it's not supposed to be.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
100 Things You Know If You Watch Doctor Who by ZabellaCookie reviews
Does exactly as it says on the tin. With a bit of Doctor/Master if you stand on your head and squint. Credit to gabiace of Deviantart for inspiration, and to my friend Emma for any line containing 'Rory' or 'frowned upon'. Because she's picky like that.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/24/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master
The Reason They're Mad by ThatClutzsarahh reviews
Mad Hatter. Mad March. The tale of how they came to be mad, and how Hatter has come to know a thing or two bout ‘liking’ people. Pre-Alice, Pre-Madnes
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,957 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Hatter, Mad March
Maybe Tomorrow by Kudatsuo-chan reviews
A one-shot featuring my interpretation of Matsuda after the end of the Death Note series. Better than it sounds...I hope.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Matsuda T. - Complete
Sweetest Man by Sailor Ra reviews
Death Note Crossover. Even to someone as happy and out going as Matsuda had some troubles dealing with the aftermaths of the Kira case. First Death note fanfic so please don't scream or flame me.
Sailor Moon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
Matsuda by Mew Draiku reviews
I actually wrote a Death Note fic! Amazing! Anyway, just a short oneshot about Matsuda's thoughts during the Kira case. Fear my crappy titling skills!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Matsuda T., Light Y. - Complete
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The Devil's Reunion
Twenty years after being rescued from the island and catapulted to instant yet short-lived fame, the remaining men are invited to appear in a month-long documentary series, filmed on the very island their plane crashed on and recreating exactly the same conditions they lived in during their time there. Will those that accept create a civilisation or another living Hell?
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,526 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2012
Shinigami Love reviews
This is the story of how Ryuk of death note met Grell Sutcliffe, and how the two of them fell in love. If you want seriousness, don't look here! I wrote this just for the hilarity XD
Crossover - Death Note & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Ryuk, Grell S.
The Moonblood Murders
Sherlock and John are called to the scene of a gruesome murder but things only really get serious when they discover the identity of the deceased and the two of them solve the case whilst developing their professional and personal relationships. Pre-Reichenbach. Narrated half by John and half by Sherlock. Later includes the two kissing and once having sex. Fangirl alert.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,383 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Before Phantomhive Manor reviews
The experiences of the Phantomhive servants before and until Sebastian hired them. Based on His Butler, Hires. Please R&R :
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,681 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Sebastian M. - Complete
Resurrection reviews
Teddy Lupin is sixteen years old, he is wandering through the forest when he finds the resurrection stone and meets his parents for the first time. Sorry for the rubbish literary quality, just thought it was a sweet idea. let me know what you think :
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Teddy L., Remus L. - Complete
The Doctor
What happens when your life is Nothing and then a man falls out of the sky and becomes your Everything? What happens after that? The thought processes and feelings of the Doctor's travelling companion.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Published: 1/20/2012 - 10th Doctor - Complete
The Prince's Tale reviews
The story of the life and death of Severus Snape through his words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,336 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete