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Author has written 5 stories for Young Justice, and Kuroshitsuji.

When life give you lemons, make grape juice and sit back and watch it wonder how you did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Soooo...Im Marabella15

not much to say here...

Favorite color:all colors

If nothing anyone did/ can do will EVER pull you away from Jesus, copy/ paste this on your profile.

If you are a proud Christian, copy/paste this into your profile

Favorite authors so far on and Siverloveless MikaylaBurns and Music lover bwg ect...

Favorite thing about myself:My Crazy cuirly Red,golden kinda strawberry colored hair and brown eyes.and i always get complements from hair stylests and people on how fluffy and rockstar like hair i have

Birthday:December 4 yay

favorite blog:Kid flash's blog it is beast

Favorite music:all mostly rock,pop,and not so much rap BUT hollywood undead is an exception

Favorite archives:Lazytown(really i wish people still make storys for it)YoungJustice,Generator rex,Youngjustice,Justice League,Youngjustice,JlU,Batman,did you notice i typed young justace more than once!And some others but im to lazy to type...

I love to write ideas but is mostly to afraid to write on here becouse im afraid of people hateing my stories.

I love to give my favorite authors ideas to help them:)

I live in somewere over the rainbow in Texas Nuff said!

I dont like:flamers that dont offer advice that is helpful seriously...(ever here of cyber bullying much?)

I like being random and love people who review.

Favorite animal:panther,cat,tiger,Dragon,robins,snow lepords,peacocks,ect...

Ilove music and to sing,i also love flowers and rainydays.i also like sunny days but im pale skinned so i dont like getting sun burned.

I like text art and one day i hope to write a book.

My favorite shows on Tv.Haven,Lazytown,Young justice,Generator rex,Americas got talent(when its on),psych,lostgirl,ect...I have alot of favorites but these are the best... ironically i love watching little kid shows like the neverland pirates and i LOVE LAZYTOWN i have no clue why but i do and i wish there were more fanfics for it.and the bubble guppies are kinda anoying though.

i think Kid flash from young justice is awsome

Im a church going gal so i dont like people who are religion haters (I have no problem with people who dont believe in god but please keep all comments agensts religion to yourself rude comments not welcome on my page).

Other than that theirs not much more to say about me other than i really enjoy fanfiction and life in general im loyal to my friends and family and loyal to my favorite shows and authors on here

and when i think about more things to write about myself i will... until then no bugging marabella...runs off screen with overly large bag of strawberries(yum strawberries)

If you are crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, put this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivly Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter. fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Light Dragon SunsSong, Neassa, Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92,haganenocutie94,mrawgirl09, natcat5,strawberrypocky-chan, XoxBloodyAliceT.T, CuzIluvChicken12, Mikayla Burns the Hedgehog,MaraBella15

Add this to you profile if you think it's funny,


"You’re in big trouble Miss!"
Child: "I didn’t do anything!"
Father: "YOU KICKED HIM!!"
Child: "It was an accident!"
Father:"In the Face...?"
Child: "My foot slipped..."
Father: "Five times?!"
Child: ... (The irony this happened to me except i kicked him 8 times and gave him a bloody nose)

Copy and Pastes:

99% of teenagers would die if Justin Bieber jumped off a building. Repost this if you're the 1% that would be eating pop corn wearing 3D glasses screaming "hurry up already!"

If Justin Bieber went missing, 97% of people would search 2% would cry and if you are the 1% poking your new prisoner with a sharp stick then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit followed by a coughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

Life comes around once,

so share it with the right person

find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot

who calls you back when you hang up on him

who will stay awake just to watch you sleep

wait for the guy who kisses your forehead

who wants to show you off to the world when your in sweats

who holds your hand in front of his friends

who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you

who turns to his friends and says 'that's her'.

To describe myself in twenty quotes (from my life):

"You are the stupidest smart person i've ever met!" (thanks, my BFF)

"Yeah. You're booksmart, not street-smart." (every other day)

"Don't go to Vegas. You suck at dealing cards." (While playing the family game of Uno)

"There was a little girl with a curl, right in the middle of her forehead- when she was good, she was very good, when she was bad, she was HORRID!!!" (im a drama queen- this quote is also an inside joke)

"You're a pencil-sticker" (i have a older sister. nuff's said.)

"You look nothing like your sister!" (V)

"You look exactly like your sister!" (um... yeah.)

"I'm not scared about your sister driving- I'm saving up for you." (thanks, dad.)

"Yeah, I'm gonna be busting you outta' jail for speeding one day." (I WANNA GO FAST!!!! Talladega Knights movie reference, peoples...)

"You should be a teacher- you're good with kids." (i work every other friday night at my church with preschoolers.)

"With your age, media, and talent, I'd say you can get 120 for every face you draw." (My art teacher gave me an estimate of how much money I can get- and he was dead serious.)

"You do realize that it's off?" (so many things...)

"OMG! What the HECK ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!" (same as above comment.)

"Yes, when you get to college, you can get a nose-ring and blue highlights- but NO MOTORCYCLE." (overprotective parents... blech.)

"Yeah, so that's how you use a tampon." (tee hee- long story involving five good friends and a cabin- not even kidding.)

"Well, you placed my thongs all around the room, so i dumped your suitcase out on your bunk." (same cabin, different friend.)

"For that, you get 5000 points for your team!" (same cabin, same camp, and, you don't want to know... * shudder * it involves a corn-dog, ultimate frisby, dirt, and puke.)

"You have or haven't seen a therapist?" (you've read my reviews right?)

"God has big plans for you." (i know he does- with all the stupid stuff i've done, he's kept me alive for SOME reason! :P)

~30 things to do in an elevator!~

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there."

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!"

11. Meow occasionally.

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

25. Make farm animal noises

26. Start talking to the wall

27. Carry a stuffed animal with you and talk to it

28. Carry a small object and start petting it while saying "My precious." in a demonic voice then laugh like a maniac

29. When one person is on ask them if they want to pet your cat and then purr at them.

30. Rip your clothes and stumble on to the elevator and tell them that you just escaped from the mental ward and then laugh like a maniac

79 more Things To Do In An Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."
38. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
39. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
40. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
41.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
42. Shave.
43. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
44. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
45. One word: Flatulence!
46. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
47. Do Tai Chi exercises.
48. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, darn motion sickness!"
49. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
50. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
51. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
52. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
53. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
54. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
55. Leave a box between the doors.
56. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
57. Start a sing-along.
58. Play the harmonica.
59. Lean against the button panel.
60. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
61. Bring a chair along.
62. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
63. Blow spit bubbles.
64. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
65. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
66. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at the passengers.
67. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
68. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
69. Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes.
70. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!"
71. Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament.
72. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.
73. Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe.
74. Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come home early just when it's getting to the good part.
75. Make chalk drawings on the walls.
76. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, darn it!"
77. Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.
78. Try to get a game of "Twister" going.
79. Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away.

Copy and paste if you found this as funny as I did.

Me: Can I use the bathroom?

Teacher: I don't know, can you?

Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher, you would know that. Oh well, i guess I'll do it your way. May I go to the bathroom?



Guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well I think guns help because if you just stood around saying "BANG" it wouldn't do much.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.


It doesn’t matter what it is, it’s automatically cool if it glows in the dark!

Some people were dropped as a baby…. You were clearly thrown at a wall.

Every time I see the word “Explain” on a test, I die a little inside.

Dear Teacher, I understand you have to talk to the person in front of me but could please remove your fat butt from my face? Thanks.

According to parents, we're too young for love, too old for fun, too smart to play dumb and too immature for certian movies. It's no wonder teens are so rebellious! There's nothing else to do!

I wish life was like a musical. and in the middle of math, i could just jump out of my seat, throw up my papers and start singing. And then the whole math class would pull this dance routine out of their butt, and we would all know the song we were spontainiously making up... then sit down like nothing happened.

No matter how old you are, no matter how much of a ganster you think you are, if a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it.

Learn the rules so you know how to properly break them

Dear McDonald's Cashier, Stop looking at me like that. Last time i checked, there were no age limits for Happy Meals. Sincerely, Don't Forget The Toy

Flying is easy, just throw yourself at the ground... and miss.

It's a beautiful day! Now watch some idiot screw it up -_-

If you're gonna embarrass yourself, do it right!

Get the facts first, you can distort them later.

Is it just me or does everything seem funnier when you’re suppose to be quiet?

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

Tell the truth and run.

Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.

If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.


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This is Kitty. I got him from someone else. Copy and paste Kitty into your signature to help him gain world domination!


A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you are born you're PINK".
"When you grow up you're WHITE, "
"When you're sick, you're GREEN, "
"When you go in the sun you turn RED, "
"When you're cold you turn BLUE, "
"And when you die you turn PURPLE. "
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..

Copy & paste this if you are against racism!

Our fav quotes

"Diamonds are a girls best friend...because they're shaper then knives."

"Some boys are like lava lamps fun to look at, but not very bright."

"I didn't loose my mind, I sold it on eBay."

"I dont suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."

"Every time you act stupid, the bunny hits his head. Please think of the bunny!"

"When I said 'I'd hit that.' I meant with my car."

Silence is Golden. Duct Tape is Sliver.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

I don't care what other people think of me. As long as I have my books and my friends

Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.

You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not cold then I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thank You for implying this!

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.


"Just don't say a word about the D-O-R-E. What? The door!!" Devon Bostick and Zachary Gordon in Diary Of A Wimpy Kid 2
"Sanity is overrated. Tried it once, didn't get it." Ed Westwick in Chalet Girl
"Oh angst, the rich people's alternative to real problems." Felicity Jones in Chalet Girl
"I watch you while you sleep. That's creepy man! I can't help it, I take pictures. So when do you sleep? Justice never sleeps!" Finn and Jake in Adventure Time
"I got confused by some old movie I saw the other day about this ninja girl who's ninja dad ordered her to kill her ninja boyfriend 'cus he was from a rival ninja clan." Artemis in Young Justice
"I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead"
"Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to"
"There are a lot of problems with real life. For one, there's no background music"
"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid"
"Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that it doesn't matter. You're a mile away from him and you have his shoes"
"They say 'guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the guns help. If you just stood there yelling 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill to many people"
"Don't make me mad... I'm known to bite at random."
"A newscaster is the person that says 'Good Evening' and then tells you why it's not"
"Step one: Tell the truth! Step Two: Run!
"I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones i accept"
"When life gives you lemons, throw them back, because really? Who likes lemons"

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

If your like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, AIM, and the Internet,and manga and anime copy this to your profile

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile

Have Faith

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
and time passed quickly as each shared
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
because it was a small town and she lived
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
Diane asked God to keep her safe from

When she reached the alley, which was
short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
a man standing at the end as though he
were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
security wrapped round her, she felt as
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
walked right past the man and

The following day, she read in the
a young girl had been raped in the same
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
that it could have been her, she began to

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
young woman, she decided to go to the

She felt she could recognize the man, so
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
at a lineup to see if she could identify

She agreed and immediately pointed out
man she had seen in the alley the night

When the man was told he had been
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
asked if there was anything they could do

She asked if they would ask the man one

Diane was curious as to why he had not

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
had two tall men walking on either side of

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. I bet 98 of you people that read this won't repost

You know you're a superhero book nerd when...

1) You say holy _ Batman!

2) when something dramatic happens you ask a series of questions then end it by saying "Find out next time. same bat time. same bat channel"

3) When your about to jump over the wall thingy in gym class you scream "na na na na na na BATMAN!!"

4) when you relate something happening in your life to issue number _

5)When girls fawn over a popular boy and you look at him saying "please. he's no Robin." (who by the way are all male models in disguise)

6) When you wear a shirt stating "Booster Gold fan club" every day.

7) When you sign a secret santa present "From your friendly neirborhood spiderman"

8) when you wear a Captain Marvel, and you spaz at anyone calling him The Flash or Shazzam.

9) when your home alone you practice your super hero voice figuring that there must be something better then the christian bale voice to use as a hero.

10) Laugh at those who call you a comic book weirdo and say "on an alternate world you'd be my best friend."

11) look at your teacher and then look at a picture of Slade. then make all the possible coinsidences that could connect him with slade. once you figure out that this guy is way to close to being slade jump to conclusions and figure that Slade took a teacher form to blend in with our world on a plot to world dominaion including making his students lives impossible.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, FlyingToastersUnite, Cannibalistic Skittles, Arruby, fleurdelisdemigod, KanaeValentine, Newsiesgirllaces, CK4eva, FireZenzizenzizenzic, AdenaWolf,MaraBella15

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't.

97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Patterson (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a sky scraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there eating pop corn screaming "DO A FLIP!" then copy and paste this to your profile(I Would DO THIS maybe just maybe...)

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. (I actully did this before i read this list, but my school is so wierd no one took notice)

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

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Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?

Student : Absolutely, sir.

Professor : Is GOD good ?

Student : Sure.

Professor: Is GOD all powerful ?

Student : Yes.

Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent.)

Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Is satan good ?

Student : No.

Professor: Where does satan come from ?

Student : From … GOD …

Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?

Student :Yes

Professor: So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer.)

Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, who created them ?

(Student had no answer.)

Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?

Student : No, sir.

Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?

Student : No , sir.

Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smell your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?

Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.

Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student : Yes.

Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.

Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Professor: Yes.

Student : And is there such a thing as cold?

Professor: Yes.

Student : No, sir. There isn’t.

(The lecture theatre became very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.

(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)

Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?

Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?

Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ?

Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?

Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.

Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)

Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?

(The class was in uproar.)

Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?

(The class broke out into laughter. )

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)

Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.

Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.

The students name was Albert Einstein

95% of Naruto fangirls in the world would cry if Sasuke was about to jump off a cliff, 4% would pull out a chair and some popcorn. Put this on your profile if you'd be one of the 1% that'd would run across and shove the guy off the cliff.

If you use the word dude a lot, paste this onto your profile.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you use 'XD XD XD' WAY to much for your own good... ( XD )


If you wanna WHACK the Cartoon Network people for canceling Teen Titans, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE, GET A BAT AND FOLLOW ME

getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when Mom was your hero
and Dad was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE OR JOKE ABOUT IT(If you wish to join add this list to your profile:

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. (Reason I joined)You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. WORLD DOMINATION! THE BEST reason! I have already called dibs on everything to do with anime

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, Vampiregal22,Edward-Lover1, SPOONS Secret Agent Alice,Mrs.EdwardAMCullen,Night Owl303,5x5shadow5,TotallyinLOVE53, XoXiLoVeMoRgAnViLlEvAmPiReSxOx,BloodRedStory,Clozzie,I heart Poseidon and Leo, PersonLOL, AdenaWolf,MaraBella15

You Know You're a Book Addict If:
You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.
Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.
You write fanfictions about the book.
You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books.
You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.
Everything reminds you of the book
You quote random lines all the time.
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.
You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.
You've got a book memorized.
You've read a book more than five times.
You've read a book with 400+ pages in less than two days.
You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.
You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.
You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional.
You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.
Your idol is a character from a book.

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? on my knee fell from bike


4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Pop, rock,metal,country, alternative ect..and that's all I can think of off the top of my head.


6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? The producers of Young Justice to release the Da*episodes now!

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? When i was little and life was more simple .


9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? Five feet and 4 or 5 inches,last time i checked!

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? No..well...sometimes...

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? , sometimes when Im alone and It's to quiet,I own a kitty nightlight so im sure I am kinda scared? Stupid spiders are everywhere in Texas and moths ...big moths.


13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? I don't know don't use it much let alone look at the kind.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? I guess any colored eyes and hair as long as It fits them.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? I'm sixteen and i still don't know!

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Energy Drink i guess i dont like both very much but i like a few energy drinks

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Pepperoni and cheese lots of cheese.

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? The cookies my sister makes.

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? Being born. The chance to live my life.

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? *Blushes* No!*sigh* If only guys where like people in books or tv shows like young justice

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? Yeah, on my elbows. I can bend back my thumbs,


26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? 14 really fifteen .

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? 12 cats.2dogs 1 turtle

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? The person I like will not leave even if i have to stab someone...ugh i mean ugh...forget that!

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Tell them "there are no words in the world that could express the way you make me feel when i am with you but two words come close Loved and Protected."~I wrote this myself

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: four I like that number

31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? Brunette but I'm a red head so ha i like this the best.


33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? My dad when he insults me when i don't do something right or mess up "geeze no ones Perfect who crowned you and made you king of everything"but i still love him even though.


35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? People's opinions of me but lately i have come to not notice it


37. FIRST JOB? None yet

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? I would have... but i never got around to it!


40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? I don't think so.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? How smart I am, how funny I am, how I look like my mom, how my hair is so curly and my eyes so brown.


44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? A hug from everyone i care about.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? Not sure i want any.


47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Sometimes

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? I forgot the name, and I'm not walking to my bathroom just to find out.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? It's okay i'm a better drawer though.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Baloni or turkey or salami!

52. ANY BAD HABITS? I talk WAY too much but get shy at random times,I bite my nails when nervous sometimes,

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? None but i get emberessed when people see my dvd's some are for little kids

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Yes,Im cool and fun to hang with i judge noone!


57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? angry venting by yelling or drawing or punching something or someone or sulk ect..!

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? My sisters house.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Barbies, Little Pet Shop,and PLUSHIES which still are,lagos and playdough!


62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? NO liked elmo barney is creapy!

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Noooo really i haven't notaced *rolles eyes* gee i'm just really naturally sarcasm free...YES I USE SARCASM DUH

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Mash potatoes...yep mash patatos no explenation needed.

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? funny, nice, good looking, nice, tall, have I mentioned nice,not afraid to act like themselfs,and cares about others feelings,and thinks about their actions?

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Mara, M, Gem,ect..i can't say unless i revil my identity to the world

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Third Day,hollywood undead, Newsboys, and the list goes on and onjust read my prfile above...

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Young Justice, The Amazing world of Gumball, Phineas and ferb,Lazytown, and yet again look at the profile above...

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT/SAT SCORE? I do not know?


71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? No,I was born without fingers and am typing with my toes. really What do you think of corse i have my didgits?

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? This morning checking the mail.

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? Someone's a dummy clearly 64 is a number and should be apreciated...geeze..see see there now you see my sarcasm flowing freely.


75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? I eh..sure why not It's better than being bord and gives you something to do.



79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? Wow now thats just personal and kinda creapy...I'm gonna not answer that.

80. LEAST-FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Gummy Bear song freakin' annoying!





86. EYE COLOR? brown.


90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? Heck no!


92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? December 4th

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? I used to play the recorder. I still have it... but I may have forgot how to play it (got it when i was little also got a guitar don't know how to play it eather)

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? None of your buisness.

95. KISSES OR HUGS? Hugs kisses only on my cheek cuz i don't kiss people to kiss people



98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? My parents own a very very old car actually 2 very old cars and a truck also old nuff said.

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? The ugh...oh's a vampire book not twilight but i'm not giving the name eather.

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Single. Boyfriends are too much drama at the moment never had a boyfriend and i do not wan't one right now eather..i wan't to put my life in order before i think of getting one


You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffine

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 1

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile. (imagine what happens when i get more ^_^)

If you think up stories faster than you can write them and are too lazy to do that for most of them anyway, copy this to your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (all night =])

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your friends can scare you by saying the word pink or cute wittle bunny rabbits copy this to your profile.

If you have ever annoyed people just for fun copy this to your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile. (can you say paranoid?)

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone their not, copy and paste this into your profile.

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this onto your profile

Too many teenagers have smoked or tried Marijuana, if you haven't, put this in your profile

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you post this on profile.

If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C., or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against racism COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

-93 percent of teens would have an emotianal breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would say, "What was your first clue?" Copy and paste this into your profile

If you are against abortion, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against drinking and driving, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a proud Christian, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love you dad, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

~Quotes from G.K. Chesterton~

Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity.

A room without books is like a body without a soul. (my personal favorite)

Thieves respect property; they merely wish the property to become their property that they may more perfectly respect it.

I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.

There are no uninteresting things, only uninterested people.

Without education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously.

Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know.

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.

There are two ways to get enough. One is to continue to accumulate more and more. The other is to desire less.

To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it.

If there were no God, there would be no atheists. (It's true. And If there's no God, why do people get so worked up whenever we mention him?)

The word "good" has many meanings. For example, if a man were to shoot his grandmother at a range of five hundred yards, I should call him a good shot, but not necessarily a good man.

An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is an adventure wrongly considered.

The traveler sees what he sees. The tourist sees what he has come to see.

Dear Sir: Regarding your article 'What's Wrong with the World?' I am. Yours truly,

It isn't that they can't see the solution. It is that they can't see the problem.

There is the great lesson of 'Beauty and the Beast,' that a thing must be loved before it is lovable.

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.

Poets do not go mad; but chess-players do. Mathematicians go mad, and cashiers; but creative artists very seldom. I am not, as will be seen, in any sense attacking logic: I only say that this danger does lie in logic, not in imagination.

People wonder why the novel is the most popular form of literature; people wonder why it is read more than books of science or books of metaphysics. The reason is very simple; it is merely that the novel is more true than they are.

Love is not blind; that is the last thing that it is. Love is bound; and the more it is bound the less it is blind.

Impartiality is a pompous name for indifference which is an elegant name for ignorance.

The world will never starve for want of wonders, but for want of wonder.

There is a great deal of difference between an eager man who wants to read a book and a tired man who wants a book to read.

One sees great things from the valley, only small things from the peak.

Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.

Art, like morality, consists of drawing the line somewhere.

A dead thing goes with the stream, but only a living thing can go against it.

A woman uses her intelligence to find reasons to support her intuition.

Do not be so open-minded that your brains fall out.

We do not need to get good laws to restrain bad people. We need to get good people to restrain us from bad laws.

There are no rules of architecture for a castle in the clouds.

Courage is almost a contradiction in terms. It means a strong desire to live taking the form of a readiness to die.

There's a lot of difference between listening and hearing.

We are all in the same boat, in a stormy sea, and we owe each other a terrible loyalty.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles. (golf is not a sport)

Fairy tales say that apples were golden only to refresh the forgotten moment when we found that they were green. They make rivers run with wine only to make us remember, for one wild moment, that they run with water.

If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing badly.

He may be mad, but there's method in his madness. There nearly always is method in madness. It's what drives men mad, being methodical.

If you happen to read fairy tales, you will observe that one idea runs from one end of them to the other--the idea that peace and happiness can only exist on some condition. This idea, which is the core of ethics, is the core of the nursery-tales.

Shall I tell you the secret of the whole world? It is that we have only known the back of the world. We see everything from behind, and it looks brutal. That is not a tree, but the back of a tree. That is not a cloud, but the back of a cloud. Cannot you see that everything is stooping and hiding a face? If we could only get round in front--

There are two ways of getting home; and one of them is to stay there.

The most incredible thing about miracles is that they happen.

Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. (it's just I LOVE IT!)

"When I was five years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn’t understand the assignment. I told them they didn’t understand life." — John Lennon

Her hair was up in a ponytail, her favorite dress tied with a bow,

Today was Daddy's Day at school and she couldn't wait to go.

But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home,

Why the kids not might understand, if she went to school alone.

But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say,

What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today.

But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone,

And that was why, once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.

But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all,

About a dad she never sees, a dad who never calls.

There were daddies along the wall in back for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently,

Anxious in their seats.

One by one the teacher called, a student from the class,

To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.

At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare,

Each of them was searching, a man who wasn't their.

"Where's her daddy at?"

She heard a boy call out. "She probably doesn't have one." another student dared to shout.

And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say,

"Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."

The words did not offend her, as she smiled up at her mom,

And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.

And with hands behind her back, she slowly began to speak,

And out of the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.

"My daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away,

But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day.

And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know,

All about my daddy and how he loves me so.

He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike,

He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite.

We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone,

And though you cannot see him, I'm not standing here alone.

'Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart,

I know because he told me he'll forever be in my heart." with that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest,

Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress.

And somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears,

Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years.

For she stood up for the love, of a man not in her life,

Doing what was best for her, doing what was right.

And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd,

She finished with a voice so soft, but it's message clear and loud.

"I love my daddy very much; he's my shining star,

And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far.

You see he is a Marine, and died just this past year,

When a roadside bomb hit his convoy, and tried to make Americans fear.

But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away,"

And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day.

And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise,

A room full of daddies and children, all starting to close their eyes.

Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside,

Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him by her side.

"I know you're with my daddy," to the silence she called out,

And what happened next, made believers out of those once filled with doubt.

Not one of them could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed,

But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant, long-stemmed, pink rose.

And a child was blessed for only a moment, by the love of her shining star,

And given the gift of believing that heaven is never too far.

You can do one of two things.

1) Repost this in dedication to the America, Islamic, Chinese, Korean, Turkish, UK, Nato, and all other armed services around the world fighting for what they believe in.

2) Be a dick and pretend this didn't touch your heart.

I'm that girl

The one that likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up

-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: Danny Phantom/Fenton (Danny Phantom), Patch (Hush Hush), Warrne Peace (SKy High),Carlos Fuentes (Rules of Attraction), Alex Fuentes (perfect Chemistry), Zack Goode (Gallagher Girls), Fang (Maximum Ride), Iggy (Maximum Ride), Will... crap I can't remember his last name (Rangers Apprentice), Jesse De Silvia (Mediator), Pietr Rusakova (13 to Life), Vince Luca (Son of the Mob), Hanson Alister (Seven Relms), Alex Rider (Alex Rider), Tom Hanson (21 Jump Street), Zuko (Avatar: the Last Airbender)... ect

If you love these line things copy and paste this into your profile!!!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried at all.

Sometimes a road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Forgive your enemies, it messes with their head

Fun flies when you’re doing time.

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still make you smile when you push them down the stairs.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy ever minuet of it.

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Never take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway

'Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society. The optimist invents the airplane and the pessimist the parachute.'

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.

Your shin: a device used to find furniture in the dark

Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the cops.

The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.

My reality check bounced.

Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days..."

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. -

"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.'

- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing!

- Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

- He who laughs last didn't get it.

- When there's a will, I want to be in it.

-Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

-The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

- When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

- Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

PMS - Possible Murder Suspect

As I lay in bed looking at the twinkling stars above me, I think, "Where the heck is my ceiling?"

I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on Ebay.

Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

I'm only mean to people who tell me to be nice!

Curiosity killed whoever got in my way.

I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Most teachers promote the three R's; Reading, 'Riting, and 'Rithmetic. Then there are those that promote three S's; Sit down, Shut up, and STOP DRIVING ME CRAZY!!

A good friend bails you out of jail. A best friend is sitting in the next cell, laughing, and saying, "That was fun, let's do it again!"

A good friend helps find your Prince Charming. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

Weird is running up and down the street in a bikini, rubbing butter all over yourself, and screaming "I'm a pretty muffin!"

When Life gives me lemons, I throw them back and punch Life in the face, really, really hard.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is the same as cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

People are like slinkies. Basically useless, but it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.

When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you jump off a bridge, I laugh harder.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.


If the person you talk to the most is yourself then copy this into your profile.

If you wanna WHA

If your so addicted to fanfiction that you can't get to sleep at night because your mind is going on with the story your writing or reading copy and paste in profile

CK the Nickelodeon people for canceling Danny Phantom - AKA Nck’s Best Show Ever - COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!!

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff I laugh even harder AND blame the guy next to me.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God- forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you post this on profile.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me and my friends luck for we may not return alive.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself and/ or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know that goth and emo are 2 different things, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do (which is ALOT), copy this in your profile

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with writing fanfics for certain pairings or reading them, copy this into your profile.

To date, life has been a race between Software companies making bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe making bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.

Smile. It scares people.

An overly-positive attitude may not be enough to solve a problem, but it sure ticks people off enough for it to be worth it!

There are easier things to do in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.

A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."

I'm not so good with advice. May I offer a sarcastic comment?

The knack of flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

Whoever said words don't hurt have obviously never had a hard-backed encyclopedia hurled at their head.

Sticks and stones may brake my bones, but words will eventually kill me

When someone annoys you, it takes fourty-two muscles to frown, but it only takes four to extend your arm and whack them upside the head.

I get plenty of exercise; jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.

Life isn't passing me by! It's trying to run me over!

Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'

I didn’t escape from the mental ward! Those sirens are a complete coincidence!

I'm not mean, I just say what most people keep in their heads.

I don't need your attitude, I have my own.

I'm not mean, you're just a sissy.

You're a great friend. But if zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.

Be the type of woman, that when your feet land on the floor when you get out of bed in the morning, the devil thinks: "Oh, crap! She's up!"

Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid

I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me

I stopped fighting my inner demons quite some time ago. We're on the same side now.

I do not have an attitude problem! I have an attitude, but I just can't find a problem with it (note: do NOT use this on your Math teacher when she yells at you about your attitude. Not if you like living.)

Anyone: Go to hell!

You: I did. But Hell was full, so I came back

And to think you are the result of millions of years of evolution.

There's nothing that can't be fixed with duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.

Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

That does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast!

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!


Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted..

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is an cat

this is idiot cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.I didn't fall for thisxD

If you have your own little world, then copy this onto your profile

Sicence prvoes taht eevn wehn the wrods are srcabmled up you can sitll raed tihs. Cpoy tihs itno yuor porfile if you can raed tihs!

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this onto your profile!

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile

If you just hate flamers, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile

It's a girls world...we just let guys live in it.If you agree copy and paste this in your profile

95 of the teenage population would cry if they saw the Miley Cyrus on the top of the empire state building. Copy and paste this if you would be the 5 screaming "jump, bitch, jump!!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.Where do the eraser bits go?

If you want to be a writer someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a mad crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've searched google for the weirdest things, copy and paste this on your profile

If you think you've read over a hundred fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile

If you would love to stay a night in a library, copy and paste this on your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (Heck, I've stayed up all night!)

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you know A LOT of people who should get run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen, Fuzzy-Pamplemousse, Akira'kitana, kalyn19, Beijing Girl demo-nisshu-teshi,XoXBloodyAliceT.T, cunningham0208487

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random, and proud of it, copy this into your profile!FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.all the time

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vise versa, copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

If you measure the distance between destinations in hours, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.hmmmm.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.i lose a lot though

If you loled at the last statement copy and paste this in your profile

If you ever threw a rock at a person you didn't like and hit somebody else instead...copy and paste this to your profile.(it hurt tooTT_TT, you're hoplessFaceplam*)on accident

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. BEING UNIQUE IS COOL

If you have ever been so hyper that you DID bounce off the walls, copy this to your profile One time but my mom caught me

If you have ever wondered why chocolate isn't considered a vegetable, then copy this to your profile

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as uniquie, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten your own name while introducing yourself copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

Congrats! you found this in the center of my page... now move along...

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If you love to sadistically torture your favourite characters in your stories, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have been caught randomly dancing, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE copy this in your profile.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted: "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she'll be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this onto your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia.

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone that she fell...and they believed them.


FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post but didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.


Favorite Batman Anything related lines:

~(Young Justice)~ -

Cadmus Guy "They hacked the motion sensors."

Robin "I hacked the motion sensors."



Robin "Finally! Thank God Batman ISN'T here, he would have had my head for taking for long!"

Kid Flash "Seriously? THAT'S what you're worried about! The League is going to have ALL of our heads for BEING here!"


Robin "Wayne Tech override - RG4!"


Superboy: No capes, no tights. No offense."


Auqalad: "I can hear you guys glaring."


Robin: "Yes! The Infiltarators have been outfiltrated!"


Joker: "With so much power at my fingertips, some might call me a control freak, *mutters* others just freak... *brightens up, laughing* Either works for me!"


Joker: "SCHOOL'S OUT!"


Artemis: "I feel naked... and not in the good way.


Robin: "Temper."


Joker: "Children. CHILDREN foiled our plan? Inconceivable. Unacceptable! Retrobutionable! ... That last one might not be a word, so sue me!"


Superboy: "I hate monkeys."


Joker: *deep voice* "Wonder Boy, you are mine." *laughs maniacly, having imitated Dr. Fate*


Zatanna: Are you guys having a psychic conversation, because I can't decide if that's cool or really rude...


Zatanna: I can't tell, not if you kidnap me.

Artemis: Oh she's gonna fit in great.


Ivo: Marro is in and underground base beneath Yellowstone National Park 100 meters south of Ol' Faithful... W-WAIT What just happened??!


Zatanna: Red Tornado didn't know my moves.

Robin: And I bet you've got some good ones! - Sorry that may have come off a little too Wally.

Zatanna: I don't mind.


Robin: You won't learn emotions from Batman. Trust me.


Zatanna: Yeah, best kidnapping ever.

Robin: First of many, I hope.

Zatanna: Yeah... if my Dad doesn't ground me for life...



~ (Batman/Superman Apocolaypse)~

Batman: You owe me a new computer.

Superman: I'll pay for it.

Batman: On a reporter's salary? Right...


Barta: You didn't park, like, an invisible plane on my driveway did you?


Superman: Can we come in?

Barta: Can I get dressed first?


Barta: I'm coming with you, get over it.

Batman: I'm over it, what about you two?


~ (The New Batman Adventures)~ -

Bruce: Everything's changed for me in the past few weeks. The pain of my parents' deaths... It's still there, but it seems smaller. And there's a new feeling now.

Barbara: Which would be?

Bruce: It's a lightness. A sense that things will work out for the best.

Tim: It's called happiness.

Bruce: Whatever it is, I like it.


Bruce: You work with me Tim, you have to follow all the rules. Rule number one, you give me your all. Rule number two, then you give me more. And rule number three, I make the rules.

Dick: Watch that last one, kid. It's a killer.


Robin: "Nightwing! What are you doing here?"

Nightwing: "Oh, just following a pattern of obsessive behavior instilled on me at an early age."

Batman: "You should work on your stealth skills. I heard you coming halfway across the roof."

Nightwing: "Good to see you, too."


Robin: *after Nightwing knocks out a mugger Robin was after* I could'a handled him.

Nightwing: Could'a, would'a, didn't.

Robin: You sound just like Batman.

Nightwing: I'm nothing like him.

Robin: Yeah, right. The Mask, the attitude, the long underwear.

Nightwing: Drop it!

Robin: I'd love to know what happened between you two.

Nightwing: Things change.

Robin: No kidding. You guys used to be the greatest. Batman and Robin, the Dynamic Duo.

Nightwing: Maybe you should ask him.

Robin: I did. And you'll never guess what he said. "Things change."


Dick: I give it a month.

Barbara: You don't think the marriage will last?

Dick: Not that. I'm saying he'll have the costume on again in a month.


~(Batman: The Animated Series *1992*)~ -

Batman: When all is said and done, how much good have I accomplished? They sell t-shirts of me. I've become a cliché. More good for the tourists trade than the streets.

Dick: This city would fall apart without you!

Batman: Maybe. Maybe not. When you look too long into the abyss, the abyss looks back through you. Maybe it's time for Batman to return to the night that spawned him, before anyone else gets hurt.


The Joker: "Whoops! Looks like our air holes are water holes, too! Water shame!"


The Joker: "You're going to melt just like a grilled cheese sandwhich!"


Batman: "Clean up your act, Joker."

The Joker: "That's a joke, right? Batman finally told a joke!"


Bruce: I know it must be very difficult.

Dick: If only I could have stopped him! I saw him coming out of the tent! I knew he didn't belong there!

Bruce: I know. You keep thinking, If only I had done something differently. If only I could have... warned them. But there isn't anything you could have done. There isn't anything either of us could have done.

Dick: Your mom and dad? Does the hurt ever go away?

Bruce: I wish I could say yes. But it will get better in time. For you. That I promise.


The Joker: "Anyone else want to go?"

Killer Croc: "ME!!! There I was, holed up in this quarry when Batman came nosing along. He was getting closer and closer..."

Poison Ivy: "And?"

Killer Croc: "I threw a rock at 'im."

All: "..."

Poison Ivy: "So Harvey, what about that giant penny?"

Killer Croc: "It was a big rock..."


Robin: "Come 'ere sweety, I got something to discuss with you."


Dick: *Robin and Batman are about to watch some TV* Come on, Bruce. You're gonna love "It's a Wonderful Life".

Bruce: It's not relentlessly cheerful, is it?

Dick: No, it's about the difference one man can make to an entire city. Sound familiar?


Bane: "I will break yoouuu!"


The Joker: Hey! Do I hit your kids?! Oh wait, actually I do...


Bruce: "Gotham Police Declare War on Batman"?

Alfred: I gather you've been reading How to Make Friends and Influence People.

Bruce: Somebody's setting me up.

Alfred: You mean it WASN'T you throwing guards out of windows last night?

Bruce: I only toss butlers, Alfred.


Hamilton: He and crimanls like the Joker are cut from the same fabric. *talking about Batman, on TV*

Joker: *watching* WHAT?! Compare ME to BATMAN?! I've got more style! More Brains! I am certainly a better dresser!


Clock King: A pity. I don't know what to say Batman... except the 9:15 is always 6 minutes early. *jumps off roof and lands on train*




Sherman's Mom: You're not trying to make gunpowder again are you?

Sherman: No Mom! Honest!

Roberta: We just saved Batman's life Mrs. Grant, now we are hiding him from some bad criminals.

Sherman's Mom: That's good, just don't make a mess.


Bruce: What is it?

Smith: If it's moving, it's a rat. If it's not moving, it's a cooked rat.


Two Face: Get out of my face clown!

Joker: Which one?


Two Face: Yeah, well I think you're wrong. I don't think its ONE guy.

Killer Crock: Huh?

Two-Face: The way I figure it, Gordon's got a bunch of them stashed somewhere like a SWAT team. He wants you to think its one guy but -

Joker: Meh, you're always seeing double.


Joker: The fact of the matter is, we each have an 'Almost Got 'Im Batman' story. I know mine's the best, but let's hear yours anyway. I'd say, ladies first, but since we don't have any, we'll start with you, Pam!


Batman: Reports of a huge bat creature the size of a man. Remind you of anybody?

Alfred: Besides the present company?


Alfred: Sounds like the human race could become very expendable, except for butlers of course.

Batman: Of course.


Joker: Don't look now, Sonny Jim, but the Plant Lady has gone wackers again.


Talia: My contact lenses! I lost them when we fell! They counter the distortion effect. Without them, I'm as helpless as you.

Batman: I don't do helpless


Joker: Without Batman, crime has no punchline.


Batman: Alright scumbag, it's you, me, and thirty stories. You're going to tell me exactly what I want to know.


Scarecrow: Our prosecutor is ready, likewise our fair and impartial jury.

Hatter: Hang him!

Harley: Shoot him!

Killer Croc: Hit him with a rock!

Scarecrow: And now, all rise for the most honorable, most benevolent, most merciful Judge Joker!

Joker: GUILTY!


Robin: *watching Baby's Dolls old TV show* Remember whenever Poison Ivy had us tangled up with those vines? The ones with the really BIG thorns?

Batman: Yes.

Robin: This is worse.


~(Batman: Under the Red Hood)~ -

Nightwing: Maybe we should go pay him a visit. *turns to see Batman already gone*

Batmobile engine starting in background*

Nightwing: Could you for once JUST SAY "Let's get in the car"?


Nightwing: You know what I miss most about running with you? The toys.


Nightwing: He did just thank me, didn't he?

Alfred: Indeed he did, sir.

Nightwing: Weird...


Red Hood: What the hell took you so long?

Batman: Just shut up and fight.


Joker: I'm going to need some guys... Not these guys cause they're kinda dead.


Servent: Should I alert the guards to pursue him?

Ra's Al Ghul: Don't be foolish, you will never catch him. Besides, I have done enough.


Joker: Have we met before?

Red Hood: Yes, we have.

Joker: Well then, here's to warm memories.


Red Hood: Ah, you and you're gadgets, You're not the only one with toys!

small explosives land at his feet*

Red Hood: Crap.


Joker: You gotta give the kid points, he came all the way back from the dead to kill me. Who's got a camera? First take one of me and the kid, then me and Batman, then all three of us. OH! And then one with the crowbar, and -

Red Hood hits him on the back of the head*


Joker: Party pooper, no cake for you.


Batman: There hasn't been a day when I haven't thought about subjecting to him all the horrendous tortures he put on other people, subject him to the most pain possible and then... END HIM.

Joker: Aw, you do think about me.


Robin: I totally got you!

Batman: You would have, if I hadn't seen you sneak behind the computer three minutes ago.


❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ Mentally dating L lawliet

Who's your favorite character?

Wally. He is just AWSOME!and Flash they are beast

What's your favorite pairing?

no clue

I dont know? maybe conner and megan

Who's your favorite gal character?

Megan. She is funny,and i like how she always goes hello megan.although anying at times its cute

What's your favorite episode so far?

? i like all of them. but i like when joker goes "well that might not be a sue me" lol i like his voice ironically..i'm not saying why

Who's your favorite guy character?

.Wally... and alittle Kalder I think Kalder is cute and (I like their personallity) and maybe..*mumbles* robin...

make self a superhero profile:

Name: Mara (Weird right?) Powers: master swordswoman, The powers of a vampire minus needing the bloodsucking(gross) and the singing voice of a siren her songs will always show her true emotions, looks like a normal girl when not fighting but when angered eyes glow light pink and fingernails become sharp and made of diamond and a pink aura sorounds the area, metal angel wings when in battle and a tatoo wings on back when not. Costume: goldenmetal bikini top with pink ribon designs and goldemetel mini skirt with long flowy sheer pink over skirt with flower designs and a silver tiara with pink diamonds and white fethers with pink cherry blossums,with pink veil and small silver balet flats with ribons going up thighs the entire outfit sines as if made of tiny diamonds in stelth mode outfit turns a shade of grey with black ribbons sometimes her outfit is just plain chain mail depending on the battle situation her hair turns white when she is in full power. In secret identity form, her clothes are a black sleeveless shirt with a black mini skirt and combat boots and pink leggings with heart designs.Secret identaty: MaraBella, normal girl ,"fear" of being alone has seperation anxiety and feelings get hurt easily.weekness:her own emotions if she lets her emotions get too out of hand she could be consumed by the animalistic nature of the vampire bloodlust even though its not needed when losing control eyes turn compleatly black and hair turns silver other than its origional fiery red and outfit turns compleatly black and blood red aura aura sorrounds her as well as the smel of death. when relaxing after battle to calm down into a peaceful state she relaxes in a blue japanesse gown. she tought by mentor.

Who would your Justice League mentor be?

Black conary and flash becouse with vampire powers comes speed and Batman for stelth

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A Father's Love by Elyograg reviews
Cute random stories about 6 year old Robin being raised by his loving daddy Bats. Some chapters are in chronological order others aren't. I write them when I get the ideas for them. Hope you all enjoy!
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 52,305 - Reviews: 1201 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman
Not My Job by AlexMercer125 reviews
A young Rex is late to training and Six is tired of waiting. Upon finding Rex is sick, and he is the only one able to take care of him, Six finds that he might just care about the little nuisance. Now Complete. Also known as "You Have Got to Be Kidding Me!" (Name changed from Jessk13)
Generator Rex - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,937 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Rex S., Agent Six, Dr. Holiday, Bobo H. - Complete
Daddy Bats by Thaliag.2 reviews
Series of one-shots featuring Daddy Bats, the League, the Team, Jay-bird and the rest of the bat kids and not to mention everyone's favorite little bird. Cover art by grievinglionheart. Disclaimer: I do not own these characters. UPDATE 2/8/16: Revised chapter 2 - "Bully" now up!
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 62 - Words: 95,428 - Reviews: 1132 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman
Revenge on The Light by aradiuh reviews
My friends and I have major butt-kicking on The Light. Why? Because they made us mad! Collab with MaraBella15 and Dreamgirl32 PICTURE NOT MINE!
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Complete
Birth of The Phoenix DISCONTINUED by aradiuh reviews
When the team meets a girl with a strange past-or pasts- they must help her conquer the things that come for her. But when they dive in too deep, they may be lost forever... R&R Aqualad/OC NO ROCKET AND BEFORE INVASION!
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,050 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing, Kaldur/Aqualad
The Speedsters by Adoglover5 reviews
Moments with Barry and Wally
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,337 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 10/5/2015 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Barry A./Flash, Wally W./Kid Flash
Building A Family by yaoigirl22 reviews
It a takes a village to raise a child. It takes a Speedster to make a family. New Chapter up: Papa West is back!
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,140 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 9/27/2015 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Wally W./Flash
A Little Spirit by iamfinallyfree reviews
An orphaned little girl causes love to blossom between Six and Rex as they raise her together. Rated M for later chapters!
Generator Rex - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 188,950 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/13/2015 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Agent Six, Rex S.
Full Story: Twilight by With You Friends reviews
Esto Swan, a shy, unconfident gay teenage boy moves to Forks. Under the rainy sky there, he meets the mysterious, alluring Edward Cullen. Nothing can prepare him for what will await; the long drives, random walks, and aching heart. A/U of Twilight with male Bella. Have fun reading. :)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,893 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/17/2015 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Edward, OC
Do you have someone to protect? by MickeyMac96 reviews
After kagome vanishes, Inuyasha is left alone. Sango and Miroku are starting a family and shippo is off getting stronger. What happens when the hanyou decides to venture out in the feudal world once again but becomes severely injured with no one around to care for him? Well seemingly no one…
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,770 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru
Backwards Kissing by music lover bwg reviews
Some people talk in their sleep. Some people walk in their sleep. Others just snore or lay there. Zatanna Zatara casts spells in her sleep. RobZee Fic. Please R&R! 4th attempt at uploading story!
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Zatanna Z., Richard G./Nightwing
A Second Chance: One-shot series by half-breed vampire reviews
Through a series of one-shots, our favorite duo go through different situations as they fall in love, whether they deal with school, demons, knights, or hitmans, their love transcends times and worlds to be together. AUs, yaoi, SebastianxOC, one-shots. Warning, lemons and limes will be in many one-shots.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 300,075 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Sebastian M.
A Second Chance by half-breed vampire reviews
"Are you sure though? You don't have to start a new life at the place you were dropped in." Sebastian told me. I gave a half hearted smirk as I stared at the ground, "A life as a servant? It might not be so bad... SebasXOc. Warning: Yaoi.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 370,624 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Sebastian M., OC
Where's the Justice? by Captain Kork reviews
When the Justice League meet Robin, they can't help but be impressed. Robin, on the other hand, is not. Batman is simply amused. Now a full-fledged story!
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,377 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman
Dragonfire by pielover222 reviews
a meteor crashes on earth! But, is it a meteor? Meet Dragonfire.. a new member. T, for mild cursing
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 33,484 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 8/26/2011
Where Do Babies Come From? by Scotty1609 reviews
A collection of Fan!fics revolving around 8-year-old Robin and the Justice League! NEW: Wally is done with his father, and he needs Dick's help to get through the change alive.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 58,408 - Reviews: 1818 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash, Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Robin
A Healers touch by missmusicluver reviews
Jezebelle is a sixteen year old girl with a history that has caught the attention of The Greatest Detective on earth. What will happen now, after she saves the Young Justice team? Dinah gets protective, Sups is worried, Bats is kind of a dick, Dick and Zatanna aren't a thing anymore, and the Martian couple is having issues.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 212,369 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing, Dinah L./Black Canary
Dear Other Daddy and Mommy by RunWithTheWolf reviews
A girl writes letters throughout her life to the birth parents she never knew. Bruce and Diana receive them all when she turns 21. With the League and their children, they are forced to account for their actions, realize their accidental shaping of her young life and the influence they have on the average citizen.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,013 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman
Kent by RenkonNairu reviews
Conner Kent can't seem to get Superman to acknowledge him, but what if Superboy were to befriend a reporter for the Daily Planet, Clark Kent, instead?
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,571 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Conner K./Superboy, Clark K./Superman - Complete
Accused by AdenaWolf reviews
Young Justice is on the run from the Justice league. Wait, WHAT! Our favourite team of partners have to escape, evade, and hide from their mentors, the people who taught them everything, plus find out what they did PLUS clear their name. My first fic.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,680 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012
Midnight Runaways by Ravenhearst reviews
Four children have been living in a life of abuse, and one night, they decide to escape. They bump into the turtles, starting a new adventure in their life, and bringing trouble along with them. Chapter 4: Brothers. Rated T for language and etc.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,391 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Leonardo, Donatello
All but a Blur by TwinKoi reviews
The slow build up of Barry's and Wally's father/son relationship and as an unstoppable team. A collection of moments together. Not slash. No warnings.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,240 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Barry A./Flash, Wally W./Kid Flash
He's one hell of an apprentice by AugustGraves reviews
Sebastian x BOY OC. A young man of twenty-two, somehow, appears out of nowhere and ends up in New England. After going to the bar, getting drunk, and then finding a mansion. He slowly believes that he is falling in love with the most talented butler he has ever seen, Sebastian Michaelis.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,435 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
Young Justice Road Trip by Ender The Time Lady reviews
"Well... That takes care of Wally." "Why am I not suprised-" "EYES ON THE ROAD!" "F*CK YOU!" Because the thought of the entire team jammed in to a car for several hours is priceless. I have no idea where this is going, but it's going to be pretty freaking hilarious. And sweary. They swear a lot. Just as a warning.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,134 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Complete
Ignite the Flames of Love by Roman's Revenge reviews
Shyla Rose, a girl who was born as a Pyro, she was never loved by her parents, and never loved by her own grandmother, the only family that ever gave her any of that love is the Young Justice Team, and also a certain Atlantian boy, Kaldur. Char Info.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,291 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Kaldur/Aqualad
Legend of Commando by JadeDragon220 reviews
"One kiss, my bonny sweetheart, I'm after a prize to-night. But I shall be back with the yellow gold before the morning light. Yet, if they press me sharply, and harry me through the day, Then look for me by moonlight, Watch for me by moonlight, I'll come to thee by moonlight, though hell should bar the way." - The Highwayman, Alfred Noyes. [Currently Being Revised]
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 128,274 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Complete
Heart of the Elements by jazzie5566 reviews
Aria has always known she was wonder woman's daughter. She even knew she had powers. But when she's kidnapped by joker she discovers a whole new side to her life.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman, Bruce W./Batman
The Ever Spinning Compass by yaoigirl22 reviews
The compass was not only a precious gift, but his very livelihood. The precious yet simple device helped him become one of the most beloved and legendary Heroes of all time. Here is his and the compass's story.
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,806 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Wally W./Flash - Complete
Of Flying Robins by ProtectorKorii reviews
This is a collection of stories that involve Robin as a young child, meeting the Justice League, his friends, and dealing with Batman for a father. Lots of Fluff, cutness, and more! New Chapter for Easter is UP!
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 92,503 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 1,352 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman
Young Justice Randomness by KalaKitsune reviews
A Warped Mind (plus) An Unhealthy Love For The Batman (equals) That Awkward Moment At Work When People Stop And Stare At You, Deciding Whether Or Not They May Need To Contact A Supervisor Or Doctor. Disclaimer: I don't own it, even if I want it! No spoilers! -!Warning!- This is crack, with a bit of fluffy slash! Beta read by JacklesPenis!
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Complete
Rex's Blog by TeenagedDerp reviews
A bored Rex decides to create a blog in which his fans can ask him questions ranging from pizza to politics! Ask away! T for Teen-ness.
Generator Rex - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Rex S.
Fine Lines by inkdragon13 reviews
"Are you a relative of Six's?" "No, I am Six." I just cracked up laughing. I laughed so hard and long I was gasping for air. "That was a good one! No, really, who are you?" Cesar builds a machine that does something really weird to Six! Pure randomness!
Generator Rex - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Agent Six
The Tales of Weirdness by IanPhilippe reviews
Superboy is acting weird. Dick tries to make sense of it.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Conner K./Superboy, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Generator Rex: Love at first Hare by Wolfleader505 reviews
Find out about how my Oc Bunny and Six met, in Bunny's case its called 'Love at First Hare'
Generator Rex - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Agent Six
Wolf Experieces by wolfeclipse25 reviews
On a mission to retrieve date, the team meets a girl named Wolf. Who exactly is Wolf and is she friend or foe? Wolf is an OC! Mostly Friendship ONE-SHOTS. Latest chapter: Failsafe and Disorder QUIT STORY
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,059 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Complete
The Three A's of Dick Grayson by The Official Girl Wonder reviews
This is a series of one-shots about Dick being Astute, Annoying, or Adorable. In other words, he's torturing his friends.
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,034 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing, Richard G./Robin
Rex loves Drabbels and Songfics by Silverloveless reviews
Just Drabbels and Songfics because who doesn't love randomness and singing? Six/Rex SLASH! yay If don't like then don't click on it. Ratings at the top from M to K. Please Read and Review. Story: Unexpected Kisses T V-Day story with OCs&Characters
Generator Rex - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,483 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Agent Six, Rex S.
Education in Love by Silverloveless reviews
AU Rex is the new freshman on campus that needs to get use to swimming in a bigger pond. Luckily he befriends an older mentor who will help him survive his college years...the only thing is, could this just be friendship or somthing more?CH43V-day
Generator Rex - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 61,666 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Agent Six, Rex S.
The Time I met the Justice League by Heroicagal reviews
Set in the AU of the Justice League, a character modeled after myself is thrust from out dimension to theirs, and the Injustice League takes an interest in this seemingly average and harmless girl. OC.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,056 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Lex Luthor - Complete
Light Laboratory by rebelwilla reviews
Nicky is a waitress trying to put herself through school and live a normal life. But one night will change her life forever. It's a race against time to save her life, will Young Justice be able to accomplish this mission? OC, AU COMPLETE!
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,614 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Robin's Email by Jack Vertigo reviews
Robin sent you an email.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman
Weakness by Mucca reviews
Wally is having hard times. Will Bats help him? my first story, feel free to write about some grammar mistakes, because English is not my native language
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Wally W./Flash, Bruce W./Batman
Smack Down by C.I.Gataki21 reviews
So Six is pissed at Rex but avoids him intending to cool down until Rex seals them in his training room, Rex only adds to his lover's anger leading to them fighting it out which leads to more XD X Re-posted.X
Generator Rex - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,928 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Agent Six, Rex S. - Complete
New Battle Tactic by C.I.Gataki21 reviews
Six's 'pervertedness' gets the better of Rex which is great at frist but then a small EVO gets a hold of a small control device, that leaves Rex on pleasure overload, Six mad and Van Kleiss confused over New Battle Tactics. :
Generator Rex - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,311 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Agent Six, Rex S. - Complete
Ed Elric Cannot Be Stopped by OLD USERNAME DON'T FOLLOW reviews
In short, Chuck Norris jokes with the FMA characters.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Musical Mission by MyLittleBird reviews
Young Justice has just gotten a mission to raise money for teenagers who are in the hospital and for sick children all over the world. The team learns a lot about each other that they had never known before. KF/Robin and a little Supermartian
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 71 - Words: 97,917 - Reviews: 1185 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash
Christmas memories by Death-Magnetic-Cyanide reviews
Six walks in on a privet conversation two months after forgeting the last six years of his life the day before christmas.
Generator Rex - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Agent Six, Rex S.
In A Blink Of An Eye by ghostlygirlfriend reviews
As Wally and Artemis find themselves alone in Mount Justice they find that they aren't very honest with each other as it seems.
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Artemis C./Artemis - Complete
EVIL TEDDY BEAR! by Blue Eyes Angle 2 reviews
Wally finds a teddy bear on the beach and decides to bring it inside the base. He didn't know what he was getting his firends and himself into. (Do not own image)
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Complete
Even Heroes Have Fun by NerdGirl112 reviews
A bunch of funny one-shots involving the members of Young Justice and the Justice League. Don't worry, they're not too insane! Just funny things like getting your cape stuck in the car door. Mostly Robin moments, btw.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011
Nightmare by Dragon KeyboardFreak reviews
Naruto has a nightmare and goes to Kakashi for comfort. He ends up finding more than just a sensei. *three-shot!*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
WASH by Seito reviews
WASH stands for Worried About SuperHeroes, a support group for non-superhero family members. Martha was tired of waiting to meet her grandson. So she decided to take matters into her own hands.
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Conner K./Superboy - Complete
This product is DaddyBats Approved by Rellow reviews
"We were going to Mount Justice to pick up some of the brownies that the Flash brought for us. Wally wanted to give them to YOU, Bruce. I can't believe you threw him out!" One-shot. Dick/Wally and Wally/Bruce friendship.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
Kiddy Pool Time with the Justice League by OhMyStars97 reviews
Find out what happens when Batman remembers a childhood memory. Some think that Batman is very serious...all opinions are about to change. Even heroes can have some fun.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Clark K./Superman - Complete
Highway to Hell by anakinlove reviews
Batman hates road trips, especailly when the rest of the Justice Leauge and their kiddies come along for the ride.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,618 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing
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That's why I Love you reviews
A dedication to the fanfiction ASC A Second Chance by Half Breed Vampire. I loved her story, and she is a great friend. Sebastian stared at his love on the bed. His lips tugging upwards into a smile. Leaning down he whispered* "And That's why I love you " Story is a One shot, but I may post more one-shots idk Depends :p I own nothing so DON'T SUE!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Sebastian M. - Complete
Wally's Suger High reviews
*humph*wally sighed I'll show them i can eat more candy than Uncle Barry!Meanwile barry watched from behind the kitchen door at the cave in amusement."Haha" he laughed this is going to be good! *he then proceded to take out the video camra.
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,798 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Wally W./Kid Flash
My Own Justice reviews
Alissa didn't know a bad day could get worse until Batman shows up in her town. The one thing no one saw coming was her telling him off. Can a bad day get better? OC/Robin.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing
JL's Baby Girl reviews
"Get up!" the voice screamed harsh and comanding. "Why" she challenged "I'm not your property, nor that scaired little girl anymore!" "Oh but you are." He replied "remember where you came from who MADE YOU!" Slowly she shut her eyes and remembered...This is her story Rated T becouse I'm paranoid
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,213 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012
Father of Mine reviews
Clark never expected that one day he would have someone in his life he could consider a son. And when he got one he didn't know how to handle the shock. The thing is how does he fix the mess he started. But is he too late?
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Clark K./Superman, Conner K./Superboy