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Author has written 81 stories for Soul Calibur, Super Smash Brothers, RWBY, and Overwatch.

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"You're like the Wal-Mart of fanfic... uhh, that's supposed to be a compliment, by the way."

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Professor Arc by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 371,933 - Reviews: 3889 - Favs: 3,922 - Follows: 4,160 - Updated: 12/2 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Jaune Arc
The Princess and the Dragon by Dinas Emrys reviews
When a golden dragon arrives in the countryside, Princess Weiss Schnee finds herself chosen by her city as an unwilling sacrifice. The dragon, however, has other plans, none of which involve eating the young noble. Much snarking, sniping, and flirting follows. Featuring Freezerburn with Princess!Weiss and Dragon!Yang. Part 2 of the Remnant Fairytale Series.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,424 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 11/6 - Published: 4/16/2015 - [Weiss Schnee, Yang Xiao Long] Jaune Arc
The White Rose of Vermilion by Kuribayashi reviews
Medieval AU where Ruby spends her days as a huntress, hunting wild game to support herself and her older sister Yang, a blacksmith. They live humble lives until one pivotal decision drags them and the ones they love into a deadly game of shadows where the Grimm aren't the only enemies.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 136,189 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 1,903 - Updated: 9/18 - Published: 9/15/2013 - [Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee] [Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long]
Professor Arc: Staffroom Chronicles by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Faux-Professor Jaune Arc wasn't busy pretending to be teacher, or dealing with Team RWBY sneaking into his rooms... or with Roman demanding favours. He was busy living the life of a teacher at the illustrious Beacon Academy. A spin-off series to professor Arc. Comedy/Parody
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,107 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 1,159 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 7/2/2015 - Ozpin, Glynda Goodwitch, Jaune Arc, Peter Port
Just One Shovel by ScottishMongol reviews
Yang and Neo need to dispose of a body. They've got a lot of time to think while they're digging. Baked Alaska. Hitman AU.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/27 - [Yang Xiao Long, Neo] - Complete
The Princess' Rogue by Tear of Light reviews
It was supposed to be easy. Save the princess, collect the bounty, and then live the rest of her life without a care in the world. But when is anything ever that easy? Yang & Weiss. AU.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 120,823 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 9/27/2015 - Published: 1/12/2014 - [Yang Xiao Long, Weiss Schnee] - Complete
Weiss-cream, You Scream by MaliceUnchained reviews
After a failed assassination attempt, Neo and Weiss find romance. Some kind of AU crackship, I don't know. Rated T for future potentially suggestive themes. Weiss-cream ship (Weiss/Neo)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,453 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/18/2015 - Published: 9/5/2015 - [Neo, Weiss Schnee] Team RWBY - Complete
Pyrrha(c) victory by The Rogue King reviews
A story revolving around Pyrrha's affections for her goofball of a leader, Jaune's total obliviousness and all the hijinks in between. And of course, the rest of the RWBY cast will be there to put in their own useless opinions.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,457 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 11/18/2013 - [Jaune Arc, Pyrrha Nikos] - Complete
The Games We Play by rgm0005 reviews
It began after I got rejected by Signal again, though at the time I had no idea what was happening. Titles and levels suddenly appeared above people's heads and then weird things began to happen, as if I was in a game. And then, I realize I was in a game. But...if my life is a game, I'm going to win it. My name's Jaune Arc and I'm the Gamer. RWBY/The Gamer.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 118,578 - Reviews: 1602 - Favs: 3,948 - Follows: 4,019 - Updated: 5/22/2015 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Jaune Arc, Ozpin, Cinder Fall, Ruby Rose
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 32702 - Favs: 19,771 - Follows: 15,920 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Gaige's ECHO Logs by Discar reviews
A continuation of the Mechromancer's ECHO logs. Text only, unfortunately (Cherami hasn't returned my calls).
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 81,531 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Gaige - Complete
Gold by momoxtoshiro reviews
A cat, a coincidence, and a childhood friendship brought them together. But just because people come together, does not necessarily mean they will stay that way, for people are fickle, fragile, and foolishly selfless in terms of love.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,907 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 5/13/2014 - [Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long] [Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee] - Complete
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Snowdragon reviews
Yang Xiao Long, self-titled explorer, lesser-known treasure hunter, history buff, and occasional conwoman, goes searching for the treasure of the Snowscaled Guardian. She finds so much more than she expected, and more than she'd even thought to dream.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/1 - [Yang Xiao Long, Winter Schnee] - Complete
Sick Daze reviews
When Yang catches a cold, the rest of the team has to step up and take care of her. Weiss learns that cooking soup is harder than she thought, Ruby informs the Professors, and Blake just hopes Yang won't puke on her blankets.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,936 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/22 - Published: 8/28/2015 - Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long - Complete
Flight reviews
A chance meeting with a fan leads Lena to have a chat with the love of her life about what love feels like, and why it's suddenly more intense than usual.
Overwatch - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/23 - [Lena O./Tracer, Amélie L./Widowmaker] - Complete
Lena's Fixation on Djibouti reviews
Remember that time Lena got distracted staring at a particularly good butt during a battle and it changed her entire life?
Overwatch - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/23 - [Amélie L./Widowmaker, Lena O./Tracer] Hana Song/D. Va - Complete
Win Ups? reviews
In which Yang really needs to learn when it's appropriate to masturbate, and Winter recognizes an old pinup poster.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/5 - [Winter Schnee, Yang Xiao Long] Weiss Schnee - Complete
Wanna Get Something to Eat? reviews
Said the joker to the thief Yang wonders why Emerald doesn't ever hang out with her... and Emerald wonders why she keeps thinking of this as a date.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5 - [unknown 1, Yang Xiao Long] - Complete
Strobe Lights Make for Bad Mood Lighting reviews
Cinder is bored at a club and accidentally picks up a blonde for a bit of quick fun.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/5 - [Cinder Fall, Yang Xiao Long] - Complete
Super Smash Sisters reviews
A shortish Bees/White Rose smut comm. Trans Ruby and Yang, cis Blake and Weiss. "The team concludes that their professional life can't take a back seat to their personal ones so they decide on a competition to see who gets satisfied and who gets left in the dust."
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5 - [Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee] [Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long] - Complete
Short Texts, Long Night reviews
Hitman AU. In which Neo's drunk texts cause Yang no small amount of distress.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5 - Yang Xiao Long, Neo
Sweeter than Honey, Rounder than the Moon reviews
Raven and Summer enjoy their honeymoon. Longish smut commission, with breast-focus and teasing.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/20 - [Summer Rose, Raven Branwen] - Complete
The Happiest Day of Their Lives reviews
When the big day finally comes, Summer and Raven realize that a 'perfect' wedding is definitely asking too much... but despite everything, it definitely becomes a day to remember.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,244 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/20 - [Summer Rose, Raven Branwen] [Cinder Fall, Glynda Goodwitch] - Complete
Ground Control to Tipsy Bun reviews
Coco needed to remember to punch whoever spiked the punch... right after she figured out why Velvet was being so handsy.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/20 - [Velvet Scarlatina, Coco] - Complete
Something About Butterfly Effects reviews
In which Emerald chooses quite possibly the best target of her life, which lands her with a quick lunch date.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/20 - [Pyrrha Nikos, Emerald Sustrai] - Complete
Who Let Them in the Kitchen? reviews
Pyrrha and Ruby try to make cookies for Nora and Yang's anniversary. It goes about as well as you would expect... though the dough fight was fun.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/20 - [Pyrrha Nikos, Ruby Rose] [Yang Xiao Long, Nora Valkyrie] - Complete
Something About Major Rock Stars reviews
While Coco's plan for the concert had been to catch the drummer's eye, Velvet's had just been to keep her friend from getting too drunk... until she noticed a certain bassist.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/20 - [Blake Belladonna, Velvet Scarlatina] - Complete
Something About Books and Covers reviews
When Arslan drags Reese to a party on an unfamiliar campus, she meets a girl she probably never would have talked to under any normal circumstances... And she needs to remember to thank her. Written for RWBY Relationship Week V3, which uses a random generator to decide what pairing I'll write each day. So... it's probably gonna be a week of weird pairings. Today certainly is.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/20 - [Reese Chloris, Melanie Malachite] - Complete
Something About Bad Girls reviews
The star student gets an F on a test, and so she asks her teacher to let her retake it... She agrees, but she has to go to tutoring with one of her favorite students first.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/20 - [Cinder Fall, Glynda Goodwitch] - Complete
Something About Peace and Quiet reviews
Climbing a tree in search of a bit of alone time, Blake instead finds a snoozing sniper girl. And it's not like she's gonna climb all the way back down again... Written for RWBY Relationship Week V3, which uses a random generator to decide what pairing I'll write each day.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/20 - [Blake Belladonna, May Zedong] - Complete
Something About Candy from Strangers reviews
When Nora runs into a girl who goes clank, she takes it upon herself to make her day a good one to make up for it.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/20 - Nora Valkyrie, Penny - Complete
A Moment's Contemplation reviews
Pyrrha had to wonder, sometimes, if Ruby viewed her more as a best friend than a girlfriend. Kind of an introspective piece from Pyrrha's POV, done by commission.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/30 - [Ruby Rose, Pyrrha Nikos] - Complete
Blasphemic Jealousy reviews
In which Lucina realizes that praying to a goddess while dating a different goddess might cause a bit of friction.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30 - [Palutena, Lucina]
You Spin Me Right Round reviews
Ruby wondered why Nora had wanted to play spin the bottle so badly... And why everyone started grinning at her and Yang when it was her turn.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/8 - [Ruby Rose, Yang Xiao Long] - Complete
Shame reviews
Being an attractive blonde going to a conjugal visit got you enough attention as it was… but being a famous blonde going to a conjugal visit with the woman who tried to kill you was worse. Not really romance, but there's no appropriate genre for this. Quick tumblr prompt for a friend's trash ship.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8 - [Cinder Fall, Yang Xiao Long] - Complete
A Good Day reviews
The start of another day in the married life of Ren and Nora.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/31/2015 - [Lie Ren, Nora Valkyrie] - Complete
He Who Desires Power reviews
Will pay any price to acquire it. When a stranger offers Jaune a chance at power, he accepts, not realizing that the consequences are far worse than he could have anticipated. Oneshot.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/23/2015 - Jaune Arc, Pyrrha Nikos - Complete
Senseational reviews
When Penny gets a new body, one that's capable of having and enjoying sex, Ruby feels it's time to pay back the years of one-sided sex. Nuts and Dolts smut with a slight body-worship/foot focus slant done by commission.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,044 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/13/2015 - [Penny, Ruby Rose] - Complete
Happy Coincidences reviews
With nowhere else to turn, Weiss decides to talk to Yang about her crush on Pyrrha. North Pole fluffish stuff done by commission.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/1/2015 - [Weiss Schnee, Pyrrha Nikos] Yang Xiao Long - Complete
The Daily Grind reviews
After a long day at work, Winter comes home to her loving sister. Weiss/Winter fluff, done by commission.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/1/2015 - [Weiss Schnee, Winter Schnee] - Complete
Grasping Opportunities reviews
When they'd talked about their first time, they'd planned for it to be in some fancy hotel... not on Weiss' bed after a bit of roughhousing. Still, Ruby's not one to complain about a good thing, even if it did happen at the wrong time.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/1/2015 - [Blake Belladonna, Ruby Rose] - Complete
Scooping reviews
Waking up with Neo, Yang mused, had it's ups and downs...but at least she was a good cuddler.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Yang Xiao Long, Neo - Complete
Hormones Suck reviews
Pollination/OT4. In which Team RWBY realizes that they all need a bit of relief every now and then. Humorous porn without much plot, but with a good bit of fluff here and there.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,491 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 11/25/2015 - Published: 8/24/2015 - [Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long]
Hot Under the Collar reviews
When Blake finds a collar in Ruby's belongings that's clearly too big for Zwei, she's more than a bit irritated at the implications. But, as Ruby explains... the collar's a bit too small to fit Blake. Of course, Blake is willing to indulge her, after a bit of a talk.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,370 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/16/2015 - [Blake Belladonna, Ruby Rose] - Complete
A Delaid Reunion reviews
Weiss/Winter smut done by commission. Winter's missed Weiss since she left home to go to Beacon. So when she finally gets her chance to see her little sister again, she takes it... and her.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/16/2015 - [Weiss Schnee, Winter Schnee] - Complete
Lemon Requests reviews
In an effort to keep smut from taking over my profile, all oneshot by-request lemons will be posted here. That being said, this is very much still a humour piece. By it's very nature, this fic will have a wide variety of characters and kinks. Tread lightly.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,143 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 11/16/2015 - Published: 7/20/2015 - Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Morning Routines reviews
Just a normal morning in the lives of Ruby Rose and Yang Xiao-Long. Little bit of enabler fluff done by commission.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/6/2015 - [Ruby Rose, Yang Xiao Long] - Complete
Under the Rug reviews
Quick lil Dustbunnies (Weiss/Velvet) bit written by request. After a few years of dating, Weiss and Velvet feel like it's time to get married... Unfortunately, they decide to tell their parents first.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/3/2015 - [Weiss Schnee, Velvet Scarlatina] - Complete
Schneeding It reviews
After a couple months without sex, Weiss is willing to try things in a... less than ideal place. Still, a janitor's closet feels a bit risky...
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/3/2015 - [Blake Belladonna, Weiss Schnee] - Complete
Pyrriod Pains reviews
Pyrrha is going through her period, Yang is a good girlfriend. Greek fire.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/30/2015 - [Yang Xiao Long, Pyrrha Nikos] - Complete
A Bit of Affection reviews
Yang can't leave Blake alone when she's reading, so she decides to give her the affection she's craving. Just a sweet little bumblebee drabble.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/20/2015 - [Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long] - Complete
Sleeping Over at the Xiao-Long's reviews
Normal Life AU. Ruby and Yang decide to host a sleepover for Blake's birthday. Just a bit of teamwide fluff. Freezerburn, with some ladybug if you squint.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/18/2015 - [Weiss Schnee, Yang Xiao Long] Ruby Rose, Blake Belladonna - Complete
Miscommunication reviews
Monochrome bit, written for a one-sentence prompt on my Tumblr. Prompt was "Please don't go." GrayOlson of Tumblr provided cover art! Go follow him and tell him he's awesome.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/15/2015 - Published: 9/12/2015 - [Blake Belladonna, Weiss Schnee] - Complete
But My Body Is Telling Me Yes reviews
Team RWBY has been together for a while now, and they all love each other deeply. Ruby thinks it's about time Yang shows it, but Yang is a bit hesitant to kiss her, for obvious reasons.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/9/2015 - [Yang Xiao Long, Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna] - Complete
Off the Tracks reviews
Normal World AU. Blake's life was boring, but she was content with it. Until the day she was groped on the train.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/8/2015 - [Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long] - Complete
Curiosity reviews
Weiss wonders why everyone at Beacon seems to enjoy cuddling. Monochrome, if you look at it a certain way.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/3/2015 - [Blake Belladonna, Weiss Schnee] Ruby Rose, Yang Xiao Long
The Team Furnace reviews
When Team RWBY's heat goes out, Yang shares her bed, and aura, with her teammates for a few days. Her incredibly attractive teammates. Her incredibly attractive teammates who're apparently handsy cuddlers when they're asleep... At least Ruby's there to keep things PG.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/25/2015 - Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long - Complete
Bodies of Art reviews
"Hey sis, mind helping me with this body-paint? Ooh, why don't you put some on for Weiss?"
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/19/2015 - [Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee] [Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long] - Complete
Fight Me! reviews
A slightly crackish Pyrruby/Victory Rose/Milk and Cookies/whatever twoshot. "Pyrrha still wasn't sure why she'd decided to kiss the younger girl, but she knew it was all Yang's fault." Due to popular demand, I'll continue this as a series of oneshots. Enjoy, guys!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,222 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 6/22/2015 - [Ruby Rose, Pyrrha Nikos]
Verbal Tics, Physical Responses reviews
Ladybug drabble done by request on my tumblr. Ruby has a habit of saying "Marry Me" instead of "Thank you." Blake doesn't think she's ever heard two more beautiful words.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/12/2015 - [Blake Belladonna, Ruby Rose] - Complete
Yang Can Never Know reviews
Ruby and Weiss give a few freshmen a quick tour. Written for a prompt on my Tumblr. (Did I enter an alternate universe, or did you really just crack a smile at me?)
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/12/2015 - [Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee] - Complete
Instinctual Response reviews
Life Of Crime Bumblebee piece I did by request on my Tumblr. After a shootout, some feelings are revealed.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2015 - [Yang Xiao Long, Blake Belladonna] - Complete
Sleepy Kitty reviews
Lil Bumblebee drabble, written as a prompt on my Tumblr.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2015 - [Yang Xiao Long, Blake Belladonna] - Complete
Painful Confessions, Sisterly Concessions reviews
Ruby wasn't sure when platonic admiration had become attraction. She wasn't sure when she'd developed the crush on her sister. She wasn't sure what she was going to do about it, either. Drabble prompt from my tumblr.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/12/2015 - [Ruby Rose, Yang Xiao Long] - Complete
Baleful Kittymorph reviews
If you'd told Blake an hour ago that you believed in magic, she would've laughed. But being turned into a cat by that weird neighbour of yours tended to shift one's worldview. Being adopted by a girl your age and her kid sister tended to shift it a bit more. MostlyNormal Life AU.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 61 - Published: 9/5/2015 - Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long
Jealousy reviews
Weiss realizes there's an upside to Jaune's attempts at flirting; Blake is the jealous type. Quick lil Monochrome thing done for my Tumblr, posted here for completeness' sake.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/2/2015 - [Blake Belladonna, Weiss Schnee] - Complete
Fast and Furryous reviews
A quick Ladybug drabble, written for my Tumblr. Posted here for completion's sake.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/2/2015 - [Blake Belladonna, Ruby Rose] - Complete
Preferences reviews
A few quick Black Knight bits from my Tumblr, posted here for completion's sake.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/2/2015 - [Blake Belladonna, Jaune Arc] Yang Xiao Long, Nora Valkyrie - Complete
Yang is the Worst Disciplinarian reviews
Prequel to Weiss is the Worst Cuddler. Four times Yang used her spray-bottle on the happy couple, and one time she didn't.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/29/2015 - [Blake Belladonna, Weiss Schnee] Ruby Rose, Yang Xiao Long - Complete
Interesting Developments reviews
On their first day back from summer break, Weiss notices some changes in Ruby. Short and sweet White Rose fluff.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/25/2015 - [Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee] [Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long] - Complete
Origins of a Criminal reviews
LifeofCrime AU. A sixteen year old Yang Xiao-Long looks down at her father's gun and decides to do whatever it takes to keep food on the table.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,450 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/23/2015 - Ruby Rose, Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long - Complete
The Height of Entertainment reviews
Ruby wants to know how tall Weiss is without her heels. Obviously enough, the best way to figure it out is to challenge her to a friendly game of strip poker.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/17/2015 - [Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee] [Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long] - Complete
Distractions reviews
Weiss can't stop staring at Yang while she's doing before-bed stretches in her pajamas. Ruby is less than amused, considering the heiress is supposed to be doing homework with her.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/16/2015 - [Weiss Schnee, Yang Xiao Long] Ruby Rose, Blake Belladonna - Complete
A Routine Stop reviews
LifeofCrime AU. 'The cop's eyes widened. "Is that a rocket launcher?" Blake smiled. "Of course not. It shoots rocket-propelled grenades. Huge difference." Yang nodded solemnly.' In which Blake and Yang make their way out of a traffic stop the only way they know how.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/13/2015 - [Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long] Jaune Arc - Complete
Things That Go Boom reviews
LifeofCrime! AU. In which Yang "stares" down half the cops in La Delincuencia, Blake causes the biggest explosion they've ever seen, and Ruby actually drives under the speed limit for once. Pollination/OT4.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/11/2015 - [Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long] - Complete
Weiss is the Worst Cuddler reviews
In which Blake's first night sharing the bed with her girlfriend doesn't go as well as she hoped.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/10/2015 - [Blake Belladonna, Weiss Schnee] - Complete
Velvet the Bogan reviews
Definitely Crack. "Velvet Scarlatina, Coco knew, was normally a kind, calm girl. However, Coco thought as she felt the back of her head impact the tree and saw her calm, nice, saintly girlfriend's face twist with rage, these weren't exactly normal circumstances."
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 8/5/2015 - [Velvet Scarlatina, Coco] - Complete
The Sincerest Form of Flattery reviews
Crackfic. When Ruby realizes Yang never has any trouble making friends, she decides to emulate her as much as possible when she gets to Beacon. Yang is horrified yet amused, Weiss is disgusted and slightly intrigued, Blake has decided that this team is pretty much the greatest thing ever.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 7/3/2015
Idiots reviews
They were at the edge of the clearing when they heard the shrill yell. "Because you're important to me, you idiot!" They sighed. "Ten lien says Yang still doesn't figure it out." "Thirty says she does, and we're gonna come back to them making out." "You didn't see how bad Weiss' injuries are. I'll take that bet." Ruby chuckled. "You didn't see Weiss' dream journal."
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/3/2015 - [Yang Xiao Long, Weiss Schnee] - Complete
RWBY AU Showcase reviews
Boring title is boring. At least one chapter for every AU I can find, think up, or get requests for! Various genres, obviously, but humor will play a part in all of them. Any and all chapters contained within have the chance to become actual fics later on, depending on reader interest and whether or not I can stand writing it. Probably gonna have most of the cast in this one.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,155 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/20/2015 - Published: 3/30/2015 - Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Fierce Competition reviews
"Okay." Yang said after she caught her breath. "We might've taken that game of Gay Chicken a bit too far." "Mm." Weiss agreed, nuzzling into the crook of the blonde's neck. Alternate title is The author's integrity dies, a freezerburn lemon.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,501 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/20/2015 - Published: 7/15/2015 - [Weiss Schnee, Yang Xiao Long]
Double Dash Double Date reviews
Team RWBY spends a Saturday goofing off, playing a little Mario Kart and enjoying some with their girlfriends. Just a drabble with some Freezerburn and Ladybug fluff.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/17/2015 - [Ruby Rose, Blake Belladonna] [Yang Xiao Long, Weiss Schnee] - Complete
Drunk Calls, Duty Calls reviews
In which Yang calls the wrong person for a ride home, and Weiss thinks it's too early for this crap. Freezerburn ship tease, more friendly than anything else. At least, as friendly as you can get with these two.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/13/2015 - Weiss Schnee, Yang Xiao Long - Complete
The Misadventures of Team SOAL reviews
All the OC AU chapters from the Showcase, moved here for convenience. Weiss sneezing would normally not change the universe. However, a mistimed sneeze keeps her from meeting Ruby's eyes that fateful day. Instead, she is appointed the leader of Team SOAL. The irony of a Schnee being chosen to lead three faunus is not lost on her.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,577 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/3/2015 - Published: 6/29/2015 - Weiss Schnee, OC, Team RWBY
A Patch of Heaven Gentleman's Club reviews
Weiss sighed. "This is not what I expected my first managerial posting to be, but I'm sure father thought I could learn something from it, or he wouldn't have sent me here. Yang opened her mouth, but Weiss beat her to it. "I can fire you, you know." Normal Life AU. Weiss is sent to manage the titular club, where she meets a dancer, an accountant, and her new best friend.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,887 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 2/5/2015 - Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long
The RWBY Tapes reviews
Definitely crackish. When team VNOL graduates early, Team RWBY are given the dubious honor of hosting Beacon Student Radio's daily talk show. Hilarity en- I mean, Humor... takes place? Sorry,Knives took the good one.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/15/2015 - Published: 6/2/2015 - Team RWBY
The Plots of Pyrrha Nikos reviews
Pyrrha has a Plan. A Plan to end all Plans. A Plan that will surely get Jaune's attention off of Weiss once and for all. Now, she just has to put it in motion. A oneshot that turned into a series, despite my best efforts. Lets see where it goes.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,802 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/8/2015 - Published: 1/11/2015 - Weiss Schnee, Yang Xiao Long, Jaune Arc, Pyrrha Nikos
Compromise reviews
Nora decides to do something Ren enjoys for a change.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Lie Ren, Nora Valkyrie - Complete
Link's Smashing Journal reviews
Prepare to witness the thoughts of an elite fighter! You are about to delve into the personal writings of everyone's favorite Hylian... too bad the journal's only used to write his opinions about the other smashers... odd, that. Avril555, AKA Nimine54 made m a new cover! Go follow her or something. Abandoned and not very good, but covers all characters in Brawl.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 6,760 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Link - Complete
Parody Time reviews
Parodies of the cliches of fanfiction. Now complete, unless anyone has new ideas for it.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Complete
Opposites Attract reviews
The site's original and (far as I know) only Link/Tira pairing! Loose continuity, but it's all in a loose chronological order. First chapter is a bit serious, but overall it's a fairly light-hearted fic.
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Tira, Link
Pillow Talk reviews
After helping Ivy to break her vow of Chastity, Link participates in some of the strangest Pillow Talk of his life. Has now evolved into a series of one-shots, all with LinkxIvy. In a variety of genres.
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Link, Ivy
Checkmate reviews
Link and Ivy play chess,primarily humor but with a bit of flirting. DISCLAIMER:Don't own it.
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Link, Ivy - Complete
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