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Joined 08-13-11, id: 3156366, Profile Updated: 11-12-12
Author has written 4 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Red vs. Blue.

Favourite Color: Black, but don't say that to the other colors! >.>

Favorite Food: Hot Chips.

Favorite Dessert: Chocolate Mousse.

Pets: A dog (Treeko) A cat (Shadow).


If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your pro

if you've ever walked into a wall b4 copy this into your pro

Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate it when those pretty sissy girls get all the attention and the tough girls are ignored then copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. I am Weird and PROUD OF IT!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Don't hate yourself in the morning- sleep till noon.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.

Don’t mess with me; I've got a stick.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

You know you live in 2010 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take Facebook pics.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/Live Journal/My Space.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did.

13. your sad because you fell for it and think you have to put it on ur profile

A friend tells you sorry when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your lez isn't it?"

A friend tells you you deserve better when she dumps you, a best friend prank calls her and whispers "You will die in 7 days."

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "Totally worth it"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?

1. Your real name: Thomas (I prefer Tom)

2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Mhastox

3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Thoizzle

4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Black Wolf

5. Your Soap Opra name (your middle name and the street you live on): James Martin

6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Smith (Wow. Ends up as my last name anyway...that's kinda scary.)

7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Red Pepsi

8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): William

9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Shadow

Red vs Blue: Authors Edition by Unknown Nemesis reviews
This is a fanfiction where I have Authors (You) become Red or Blue spartans and they fight one another or with each other in this fun little series and meet some friends along the way. This takes place in alternate universe of the show. Picture drawn by XspriteyX APPS ARE CLOSED! (CANCELLED)
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,582 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 10/2/2012
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Bloodbath reviews
The crew is having a normal day in blood gulch, until the covenant attack. What will unfold? Watch people make sacrifices, watch them bleed, watch them fight and fall...Based off Red vs Blue: Authors Edition.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,250 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Complete
You Won't Be Forgotten reviews
Cogg's life before arriving at Blood Gulch. Based off Red Vs Blue: Author's Edition.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Complete
No matter the cost reviews
Set just after chapter 12 of Red vs Blue Authors Edition.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Complete
The Coming of Erebus reviews
A new generation of Demigods have been born. Together, they must save the Earth. Together, the must stand. Together, they must fight...against an enemy old as time itself. T cause I'm paranoid. ON HIATUS.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,471 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012