Clinically Insane
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Joined 12-26-02, id: 315645
Author has written 15 stories for X-Men: Evolution, X-Men: The Movie, Hellsing, X-Men, Labyrinth, and Harry Potter.
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Hug it Out! by A Perfect Lie reviews
Yeah, it's another Marriage Law fic. Two sides are vying for the loyalty of one couple thrown together. How will Hermione and Snape learn to deal with their new circumstances? HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,274 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/9/2005 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Snape, Lupin, and the 77 bunnies by Granny Yaga reviews
77 short SnapeLupin stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,780 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Severus S., Remus L.
I Dare You by slytherin-serpent13 reviews
When Hermione gets herself into a competition she doesn't know what the consequences will be...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,988 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/3/2004 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
A Question of Preference by Rosemont1021 reviews
"Tell me Lupin," Snape's voice was low and dangerous, "why would I have overheard the words Snape and sex spoken together in a room full of my former students?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/16/2004 - Remus L., Severus S., Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
To the Victor Go the Spoils by Ktie Eiknlng Snape reviews
(WIP)-This is before the MLC-Severus Snape must marry Hermione Granger and produce an heir as punishment for being a traitor. Chapter 13
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,268 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/29/2004 - Published: 12/1/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Three Gryffindors and A Baby by Celeste reviews
An accident in Potions-where else?-turns Snape into an infant. Dumbledore in his glorious wisdom, and because it makes a nice plot, leaves him in the care of Harry, Ron, and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 86,353 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
The X Brothers by Fiora-da-Insane reviews
Parody of 1980's Musical Comedy. Chapter 05: Which Stuff is Blown up
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,405 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/14/2003 - Published: 8/9/2003
Jean Grey Is Absolutely, Positively, NOT by Eileen reviews
Is Jean pregnant . . . or isn't she? Read and find out!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2003 - Storm/Ororo M., Jean Grey - Complete
DADDY! by Karos reviews
Before Pietro and Wanda, Magneto had another child, Anya. But she died in a fire with his first wife. Didn't she?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/6/2003 - Published: 4/27/2003
Running from the Hunger by Addie Logan reviews
Victor Creed decides he might need some professional help in controlling his bloodlust. But with his new "live-in" psychiatrist, is he getting more than he bargained for?
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,832 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Published: 2/21/2003
Mommy Mystique by Eileen reviews
AUfirst season, but Rogue never left the Brotherhood. What happens when Mystique finds out she's pregnant? The conclusion up now. I think you'll like it.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,320 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/19/2002 - Published: 2/28/2002 - Complete
The Pussy Problem by PearlyJammer reviews
Loan reflects on 'his favorite thing ever' to happen to Scott.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2002 - Logan/Wolverine, Cyclops
Crocodile Hunter 5-Storm-The Weather Witch by DarkSabertooth reviews
You guessed it,Steve Irwin has returned and this time he goes after Ororo Munroe.Things are going to get stormy.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/14/2002
Crocodile Hunter 4-Gambit-The Cajun Charmer by DarkSabertooth reviews
Steve Irwin is back again and this time he goes after a certain Cajun.Will Remy Lebeau survive with sanity intact?
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2002
Crocodile Hunter 3-Sabretooth/Wolverine-The Ferals by DarkSabertooth reviews
Steve Irwin returns and this time interrupts a fight between Logan and Creed.Will he never learn?
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/5/2002
Crocodile Hunter 2-The Shadowcat Encounter by DarkSabertooth reviews
Steve Irwin hasn't learnt his lesson and now he's after Kitty Pryde but this little kitty is more dangerous than he seems to think.
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2002
Dark Beast Meets The Crocodile Hunter by DarkSabertooth reviews
Steve Irwin goes after a very special kind of animal but has be bitten off more than he can chew?
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/26/2002
Quality Time by Red Witch reviews
Magneto finally decides to spend time with his son by teaching him how to drive, and gains new respect for Mystique
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/12/2001 - Magneto/Erik L., Quicksilver/Pietro M. - Complete
Blue Mist or Ice Pink? by Acacia Jules reviews
The women of the mansion go over the new Victoria's Secret's catalogue, and decide to go shopping with the credit cards. Pure fluff I assure you. Logan/Marie aka Wolverine/Rogue, with Scott/Jean, & Remy/Storm elements in the background
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/24/2001 - [Rogue, Logan/Wolverine] - Complete
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Espionage in the Underground reviews
Jareth has captured Hoggle! Sarah has just graduated from college and revisits the Underground to save Hoggle with a devious plan. But what happens when that plan backfires?
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,751 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 3/17/2004
A Sirius Situation reviews
Mpreg, if you do not care for it, please go on your merry way. Sirius is gone, but Remus quickly discovers the Black line will continue. Pandemonium ensues when Snape gets roped into the ordeal by Albus. Lucius’ big mouth has Voldemort thrilled with the p
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,125 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Severus S., Remus L.
Beauty and the Beast Comic Version reviews
Warning: first story in comic verse!-(remix from the first BB in movieverse) Creed takes a trip down memory lane one night, 3 mo. later 6 wounded X-Men show up at his estate in Canada. He strikes a deal with Storm it all goes down hill from there!
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,869 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/23/2005 - Published: 3/15/2004
Viva Las Vegas reviews
Wanda and Py get married-Amanda does Kurt-The adults find out-Henri and Mads are shooting a documentary in Vegas and catch wind of the wedding, Belle tags along for a hit!-Add a disgruntled delivery man and an evil pony and you get insanity on the rocks!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,561 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/22/2004 - Published: 7/26/2004
More Than One Way to an Heir reviews
(AI) Seras screws up-BIG SURPRISE-as a result IntegraAlucard have a few drinks in her officeit all goes down hill from there: Warning first Hellsing fic feel free to correct me if something is a ryeEnjoy! Finished!-By multiple requests!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,532 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/2/2004 - Published: 8/17/2003
A Debt Repaid reviews
Pyro and Gambit are out of commission for a little while, Amanda is tired of Kurt's beating around the bush, Wanda is trying to plan her wedding, Kurt decides to call in the favor Remy owes him and Nick Fury pays Logan a visit about X23. Complete!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,688 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 7/16/2004 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Complete
Girls' Night Out reviews
The girls have had it with their teamates and decide to spend a long weekend at a spa in the mountains. What mahem occurs when the guys decide to tag along! The long awaited Finally! & the return of Clinically Insane after a very brief cameo (Don't ask).!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,247 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 8/20/2003
Beauty and the Beast reviews
(StormCreed)(MagnetoMystique) Think you've read this story? Think again! Scott's having issues with life wo Jean and winds up in a bar, Ro and Lo go after him and then Ro sees and old friend. That's only the beginning-Mwahahaha-DONE!-YAY!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,534 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/11/2004 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Storm, Sabretooth
Bushwacked reviews
(Remy/Rogue)(Kiotr)(Jott)(John/Wanda) Logan+Creed abandon the kids in the woods?! Remy and Rogue break up?! Belle comes to Bayville?! Scott+Jean finally do IT?! Oh, that's not right! (author cringes).~DONE!~
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,947 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/15/2003 - Published: 7/7/2003
Hotel Management reviews
(Rogue+Remy)(Kolossus)(John+Wanda)(Scott+Jean) While the cats are away the mice will play and break something really expensive! So to make $ they convert the X-Mansion into a fully loaded spa and resort compelete with a demonic polo pony-That's all folks
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,978 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/3/2003 - Published: 6/14/2003
Pyro's New Parents reviews
A look into what happened just after Pyro joined with Mags. What happens when 'tooth and Toad have to watch Pyro for Mystique and Mags? Chaos on the rocks!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,026 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/9/2003 - Published: 5/11/2003 - Erik L./Magneto, Raven/Mystique
How Much Embarrassment Can 2 Mutants Take? reviews
(Gambit/Rogue) Time travel, reality TV, runaway power sanders, medeling older sibs, near death experiences, swimming lessons and that's just the beginning; R+R wind up at Remy's house for a whole week! DONE!!!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,069 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/4/2003 - Published: 3/17/2003
Captured in Canada reviews
(Lance/Kitty)(Remy/Rogue) Here's most of it anyway. The plot: R/R meet up @ Sub-Zero, get stuck together (literally), go in hot presuit only to be intercepted by misbegotton mounties, thrown in the lock up and that's just the beginning-DONE!!!!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,545 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/16/2003 - Published: 3/4/2003
Shot in the Dark reviews
This is the last in the series, Once Upon a Night Club was first, but fear not I'm filling in the folly between the first and the last click my name 2 read Captured in Canada.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,677 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2003
Once Upon a Nightclub reviews
(Lance/Kitty)(Remy/Rogue) Remy's tired of playing referee and goes out for a night on the town and it all goes down hill from there. [revised version]. I have turned this into a running series just click on my name.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,485 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/4/2003